Hour 3: We Don’t Believe JLo

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2:07in the morning. Kiana is going to come back for her third and final appearance, whether she wins or loses, but she'll be taking on. A person I think is maybe one of the most well-rounded people. In the whole wide world, who also has kids who are definitely Gen Z, right? Yeah. Scott Budman is going to play around. And if he wins, he'll play more than one round. Who might not know that yet? And Vinny, he's coming in studio so you can hug and kiss him. Oh, well, I don't want to struggle with things. As I said, I sent him a iHeart emoji, you know, the iHearts. Yeah, the two hearts over the eyes. Yeah. And then I after I went, oh, that's a little uncomfortable, but too bad. I'm leaving it. And then he wrote back, thanks, but I don't know. I'm thinking like, I made it uncomfortable. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to be like, yes. His leg. I'm going to be I'm not going to don't don't even kind of give him an idea that I'm

3:10going to try to kiss him. He might not come. And then you won't have your chance. Yeah, no, I don't want to kiss him. I told him to bring a coffee blanket so that you two could, you know, no, I'm a big fan. I love Scott. I appreciate him. And I've told you guys this many times. Scott has come out to our events forever. Yes, whenever I'm in the South Bay, Scott shows up. That is that guy's got our back. I know. He's great. And also, so I guess he'll stay around after the game and do a segment. Yeah, he's got some stuff to talk about. Fantastic. I am working on questions right now. Vinnie, I know you're going to do some work on those. I think we've got him picked, but I will. Do you think they're hard? There's a couple top ones on there. Oh, yeah, let's talk about it on the break. All right, but I did want to throw it out to listeners. Like, I think that people, when you're talking about this, this is the question that they should have done. This is the one that I didn't want to do any softballs. I felt like I felt like I had valued questions last week. But everyone was complaining that they were too easy.

4:10But he on is good. Maybe she's just that good. She is good. Yeah. So if you've got ideas for questions, you can certainly text them to us. 800, 400, 3697 or email us anytime. Send me a whole bunch of questions. I love it. Sarah and Vinnie radio at gmail.com. And actually, I should say, if you're a zillennial, Bob, I'm sure we'd also like to get questions from you. It's hard to hit that sweet spot of niche, but not too niche. Right. It's got to be like kind of general knowledge for a particular generation, which makes it, it makes it harder. Because we, well, I think that in a way, the Gen X people have the edge because we also had kids who were growing up and like they could have known about some of the stuff that you had as kids. Well, I also would say in general, young people aren't looking to history in a way

5:11that they want to consume and and they look at history as like, yeah, that's a hundred years old too. From the 1900s. So I don't, you know, if it didn't happen recently, didn't happen. Sorry, I can't know the names of the little brother characters on crappy TV shows. You guys watched in the 70s. Exactly. Exactly right. That gave me an idea for a question. Okay, good. Let me do a little brother question. All right. Here, welcome. You're the best. And you had the line of the day today. Mean mean, but the line of the day. Sharp. Yeah, if you miss it, I believe this belongs to you. Oh, is that the knife? That's the dagger from my back. Yeah, let me give that back to you. Back and listen to the 730 segment. When Vinnie's saying anybody who carries ranch around with them is a weirdo.

6:13Uh, this I just think is really funny. I read the headline. It says Jennifer Lopez knows what she wants from a man. Is that right? Would you say that finally? Oh, finally, she's thinking. I would say she doesn't know what she wants from a man. But hey, poor guys, listen up. Looks like you got a shot with Jennifer Lopez. She wants someone poor. She says that having money is not a requirement. But she married a guy named O'Honey Noah. And didn't we hear that she gave him a budget to buy her gifts? I don't remember that. I do think that she bought her own ring. Yeah, as in this is the engagement ring you're giving me. But I don't I thought he got a weekly allowance. And she was all like, uh, that was for you to buy me things. I don't know about that. I don't remember that. But I was some other star who was doing that.

7:13I think it might be. Jalos very pretty. And she's a fine dancer and actress. I've never been a real fan of her songs. But the whole I'm Jenny from the block seems like completely out of touch to me. She does not seem like Jenny from the block at all at all. In fact, it's kind of like that whole. How can you even sing that in front of us all? When we know that's not the case. Which she was still Jenny from the block back then. And then she got affected. Oh, when she really does. Yeah, I think she was still keeping it real. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, she was still a fly girl in our hearts. Maybe. Anyway, I don't dislike her, but I'm certainly not up on all her details. Jalos is making it clear that what she doesn't need from a man is in his bank account. She's doing a Vegas residency. So over the weekend, she's on stage. She says, I've been saying it for years. Haven't I been saying it for years?

8:14It's not about the money. I don't want your stuff. I am expensive, but I got my own money. I don't need you to buy me nothing. It ain't about the money, money, money. She sounds down to earth. That one of her songs? No, I don't know if that's right. Yeah, she does sound very down to earth. Yeah, she's been saying it. She's been telling everybody. You just said it. She's one out of to say, women don't need much. First of all, we need very little. All we need from you is a little bit of sugar. She just say a little bit of sugar. That's what we want to give you when you never want it. We're like, here's the sugar. And women are like, I don't know, I'm on a diet. I don't want it. Women don't need much. First of all, we need very little. All we need from you is a little bit of sugar. You give us a little bit of sugar, a little bit of sweetness, kindness. We will give you so much in return. What is she talking about? I don't know J-Lo, but I don't think J-Lo knows J-Lo either.

9:15I don't think she understands herself. Some people have a very skewed vision of who they are and who they appear to be to other people. Maybe she does think she's still Johnny from the block. Maybe. And she probably does. I mean, she wrote a song a lot. She can't think that. She's the person who shows up dressed for paparazzi photos right after their breakup so that she can appear to be fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. Nothing to see here. I just need some sugar. Where's my sugar? Like a packet of sugar or what exactly are you talking about? Boy sugar. I need boy sugar. Is that like um, like skins like? I'll tell you something. I'm not sure. Ew. Something about her. Like she could get under Ben's skin. Like that guy had a sour pus all the time when they were together. Yeah. Like just got under his skin. I don't know what it was.

10:16But you're an actor, bro. Yeah. Act like you're having fun. While you're out. It's like I just have rusting bitch face. What? I'm fine. Yeah, that's uh, um, she seems like just a lot. Women don't need much. Are you sure he rigged you? Do you want to break that down a little bit? She is one of the world's beautiful women though. And I'm a big fan of Latinas. So she is the whole we need very little. It's like, okay, JLo. Why don't you make a list of your very little needs? Shoulder. Okay, let's break that down. What exactly are we talking about here? Just like someone fanning you, feeding you grapes as you're reclined on a chaise lounge. As long as they peel them first. Somebody rubbing your feet at all times. I, she's so, she just. I can hear her saying not that. I didn't mean that.

11:17Well, but that's what that means. No, not that. No, but that but sugar. But I'm gonna pour some sugar on you. I'm here with it. Special delivery. Yeah, not that. Get that thing away from me. We're six months in now. Stop it. No, it happened six months in. Yeesh. That she's done with the sugar. Yeah, yeah, that went bad fast. Well, you know, people get sick of stuff then. That's six months. Oh, I mean, how long? Well, you'd like a few years of, you know, steady before you start calling and sick. Never had it. Tired. I'm gonna die it. I just sweet tooth is achy. I have like a toothache. You're so sweet. No more sugar. Give me some splendor. Let's do a little bit of Oscar talk here. Okay.

12:18I can't believe they haven't happened yet. They're this weekend though, right? I know, but it just seems like we've been talking about them for 12. I know. Well, we spent a lot of time with them because of Bob's movie club. This is the first time I'm up on the movies that are out there. Yeah. And actually, I think I'll also we'll revisit some of what we picked because we picked maybe back in December. Yeah. And since before we had seen sinners and, you know, a few of them actors from several of Rob Reiner's movies are going to gather on stage at the Oscars on Sunday. And we had heard about this Harry and Sally. Oh wait, they're always down for a appearance. Yeah. And he's made a good Gillian movies over the years. So that that list of people who is going to be with on the stage in his honor includes Will Wheaton and Jerry O'Connell who are two of the stars of Stan by me. Now, the movie had four stars. One of whom is no longer with us. River Phoenix died many years ago.

13:21Corey Feldman wasn't invited. I wonder why. That's awful. I wonder why. Corey's great. He's a rock star. Corey tweeted that he was not invited and he thinks it might be because he's been quote, outspoken about the abuse I suffered as a child. He's asking his fans not to protest or start petitions to get him in. Because they were going to. Yeah, because this is not his moment. It's about the tragic loss of our friend Rob Reiner and his memory. He added, Will and Jerry got this. I'm sure they will do a fantastic job. I'll honor Rob my own way. The fact that he pointed it out. I mean, I guess if I had seen that Will Wheaton and Jerry O'Connell from Stan by me, I would go, oh, they're four and one's dead. No, Corey Feldman. Corey is like his own little whirlwind. I really feel like it's more than just that you claim to abuse.

14:22There's nothing wrong with. No, because Will Wheaton has also talked publicly about his trauma as a child even during that time. Is that right? I don't know the specifics of it, but I've seen clips of interviews. He's definitely not wearing it on his sleeve the way. Corey's just a, he's a very unpredictable dude. Yeah, there's no. He makes everything completely about him. They didn't even consider inviting him. Because you're exactly right. He would make it about himself. This isn't about him. He's too unpredictable. I think Billy Crystal is going to lead the charge on this. Most of the people who are be gathered, stars, previous stars of all the old Rob Reiner movies will just be gathered there. And Billy will lead. But they may have something more planned. Maybe a few of them will speak, but it's going to be, and I assume it's in concert with the in memoriam segment.

15:23Is there any update on Barbara singing? I don't have an update on that. Do you want to see if you can find that? That would be really cool. Maybe at this point, they are keeping it a surprise. It's possible. I'm looking at Oscar performers who've been announced. Buddy Guy is going to perform. Oh, that's awesome. Awesome. I know. He's a blues legend if you don't know that name. And he is in the movie, sinners. Yes. He, and he's at a great, I don't want to, I don't want to give anything away. In case you haven't seen sinners, if you have, you know, they meet up with them. Make sure you see that last scene. Huntrix is also, so I'm assuming that means the actual people who performed the song Golden will get on stage and perform it. Maybe they'll have a big cartoon. I have no idea. Well, the girl will be there, the singer. She won the Golden Globe.

16:25Oh, that's, that's right. I think her name is Huntrix. Like, that's her stage name, right? That's who the song's by. Yeah, she wrote it and everything. Yeah, I don't, I don't know much about that. Other than it's the biggest movie Netflix has ever had on their planet. I hear that song screaming in my head all the time. Gonna be gonna be golden. We're gonna be gonna be. So I'm not, that's really just talking about announcing that these people will be performing. I do not have anything about Barbara. Not in this particular story anyway. I don't think she's gonna do it. I would be, I will be shocked. I know she's getting, did we come up with her? She's over 80. She's over 80. They're gonna air live on ABC, stream on Hulu Sunday, March 15th, starting at 4 p.m. our time. The official red carpet starts at 3 30 our time. So it's like a full freaking day and night.

17:26Someday when I'm retired, maybe I'll have the time to watch all the movies and go to have all these friends who throw these fun sounding Oscars part of you. And I'm like, I can't, I can't do that. I can't go. I'm not a huge fan in general of, I think shows anyway. Whenever it is that you decide to retire, I think you will find yourself looking for more stuff to do. And I think our hours are, they prohibit a lot. And we do it willingly. We like this book club. We're into it. Never ever been able to be in a book club before. But even though, and like, trivia night, you and John started together, right? So but John has to deal with being alone at night every night. And I think he's probably developed this lifestyle where he's all, good night. Video games. Sure, whatever. Trains or whatever he wants to do. Go down to roll down to the bar or whatever. It's hard on the people you're with too. Yeah. The misses is always like, man, it sucks. You split it five or six and I still have four or five hours with the kids.

18:29Right. So I feel that can't do anything about it. But so here are our picks for the Oscars, just among us here on the show. Does anybody want to change what they picked? Okay. So it's cheating to change, isn't it? Why didn't you see the movies? Yeah. No, we don't know who won. So I'm just saying this is who we pick. We all picked one battle after another, except for Vinnie who picked sinners. I'm changing mind to sinners. You're going sinners, all right? You know, I'm wondering actually. So the nominees are Bagonia, which was a good movie. I loved Bagonia. I loved it. Didn't see all of all of the Oscar movies. I would recommend that one the most. Bagonia is fun. It's the most fun one. And it's crazy. Like you can't believe what these guys are getting up to. I love it. It's my type of movie. Yeah, I love sci-fi, a little social commentary,

19:31a lot of, even though like sinners feels like a bigger movie and is, but Bagonia, I actually enjoyed Bagonia more. I actually enjoyed Frankenstein more. That's also nominated. So F1 Frankenstein, Bagonia, Hamlet, Marty Suprem, which everybody but me has seen that? Yeah, I've seen it. I've seen it. Yeah, I think Vinnie quit it. Yeah, I've stopped and then I don't see any reason to go back. One battle after another, the secret agent, sentimental value sinners and train dreams. So we've only seen half of these. I've seen almost all of them except for, I'm going to watch Hamlet this weekend before the Oscars, but... All right, so you're changing to sinners. Are you changing your vote? No, I think I'm going to keep it. I am too. It would be very cool to watch sinners sweep. I don't know. It might. If it will. That'd be great, great. I know. I actually feel like maybe there'll be a big surprise or something. All right, best animated feature. Bob Serran Matty picked K-Pop Demon Hunters.

20:34Vinnie went in Zootopia 2. The other nominees are Arco, Elio, Little Amalee, or the character of Rain and Zootopia. So Zootopia 2. Anybody want to change their vote? Nope. I'm also milking. We picked for the best director too, surprisingly. Whoever directed Hamlet, Marty, supreme one battle after another sentimental value in sinners. Anybody want to change their vote? Vinnie, Bob, and Matty did sinners. I said one battle after another. Nope. No, I'm good. It's hard to know. I've always struggled with the director thing. I often thought they were responsible for basically every single thing that happens. But the actors are hired to interpret the pages in front of them and put a character on the screen. I guess the director could say, no, no, he got that all wrong. Right. But in general, the actors are also at that level, a big part of how this is played. It is a huge collaborative effort.

21:34Right. So it's also the way it's shot and how it's lit, and what the costumes are. Right. You know, okay, so Vinnie, Bobby, and Matty, I'll pick Ryan Kugler for sinners. And I went Paul Thomas Anderson for one battle after another. For best actor, Bob Sarah and Matty picked Timothy Chalamet for Marty Supreme. And Vinnie picked Leo DiCaprio. I am going to change mine to Leo. Does anybody else want to make any changes there? There's Ethan Hawke from Blue Moon. Michael B. Jordan from sinners. Wagner Morah for the secret agent. No one wants to change to Michael. I do. I'm good where I'm at. You want to change to Michael B. Jordan? All right, I'll do it right now. Oops, Matty. This is our, and this will be the last time we visit this. I'll keep my original. Although it does seem like Michael B. Jordan is now the front runner. But based on how the other awards have gone,

22:34he just won the actors award, which is a big deal and a very telling thing. I think because there's a lot of overlap between sag voters and I have to be voters. Actor's awards was really entertaining. I heard that too. It's on that list. This is the former Golden Globes. No, this is sag. For sag. Yeah, our union. Right. I'm not going to go back and watch it, but we'll watch it next year. It got good reviews. It really did. I do like the thing they do. And I've seen some clips of I'm an actor where they show somebody, they show an actor a famous person in the audience and they tell a little story about how they became an actor and they're personal and they're funny usually. The one from last year I remember is with Harrison Ford. It was really funny. And I think they continued that this year. I actually, that was a story I just decided to skip yesterday. Well, I mean, if you haven't seen him. No. That's so fair. They're really boring for the most part.

23:36But it sounds like they did a good job trying to keep him fun and interesting. The final category that we all voted in earlier is Best Actress. Jesse Buckley from Hamnet, Maddie and Bob picked her. Vinnie picked Rose Byrne if I had legs I'd kick you. Kate Hudson is nominated for Song-Song Blue. We didn't pick her. I went with Renate or Angela Ziliga from Send to Mental Values. I'm like never heard of that person. It's a good, it's a good movie. It's a good choice. And then Emma Stone's nominated for Bagonia. Does anybody want to change their vote? She could get it. Couldn't she. I haven't seen it, but she's definitely. She's good in it. And it's a torture movie. It's crazy. I think she's already won this award like three times. I'm changing to her. Oh, okay. So you're not going to do Rose Byrne. I'm not. All right. That movie, I could not get through 20 minutes of it. If I had legs I'd kick you. Just, oh, just, just, just someone not having legs. No. No, but there's a kid with cancer. It's, it's, it's, yeah, it's not, not fun.

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27:38It's so good. It is. It's the best french roast I've ever had. And I love french roast. Listen, we are, I'm not joking. I mean, I don't know for coffee connoisseurs because I will drink pretty much any, like okay, whatever, give me a cup of coffee, but this is delicious coffee. I'm a snob about coffee, so, and I love it. It's really good. Tickets for Mumford and Sons, we're gonna do that in less than half an hour, so meet you right after the top of the hour for your code word and now the news. What's up everyone? This house report is brought to you by an Alice escape with Bruno Mars live in Miami. Download the free Odyssey app and listen to Alice 973 for a minimum of one hour for your daily entry for a chance to win a trip for two to see Bruno Mars on September 19th at Hard Rock Stadium in Miami. The trip includes round trip airfare plus two nights hotel stay for winner and a guest, courtesy of Atlantic Records.

28:39This is a national contest. Listen to your Odyssey app to get yourself enrolled for this Bruno Mars trip to Miami. It's gonna be fun. That's a good one. That is huge. I think. Yeah, it's great. So we'll begin with something lighthearted and they say here, the definition of rage bait. I don't know if it's that or just ridiculous. People come up with ridiculous things. An etiquette expert says, you guys have been eating cereal all wrong. Oh, you don't know how to do it. Okay. Let me tell you the proper method to eat cereal. Okay, so hold on though. We're just talking about a bowl of cereal poured from a carton of cereal. William Hanson, the etiquette expert explains. First of all, add your milk of choice and then with a spoon held in your dominant hand and a fork held in your non-dominant hand.

29:42A fork. You will eat. What? William uses the fork to gently push cereal onto the spoon. He doesn't want any splashing out of the bowl onto himself or otherwise. You use the fork to scoop some stuff onto your spoon. You use the spoon to get a little milk in there and you bite. Are you in? I am not. And also he missed the most crucial part of a bowl of cereal, which is two ice cubes. Right. What? Keeps the milk icy cold. It's so good. Doesn't it water it down though? Not really. I've never noticed it. In other cereal news. Oh, fantastic. Keep going. A woman in Missouri named Tira Smith. Tira. Uh huh. Tira. Smith was arrested last week after she broke into a home and started eating fruity pebbles in their kitchen. I do love fruity pebbles.

30:42Oh my God. I don't blame you guys are both lying. You have not had to look up in one hundred years. That's true. I have had them in the past year. I buy them every once in a while. I have a sugar syrup cereal for myself to just as a treat. Get some cocoa puffs. You're in your treats. We got to start keeping track of the things he treats himself to. Yeah. Treat yourself. Yeah. Coco pebbles and cocoa puffs are two of the best cereals available. Because at the end you drink the milk. It's chocolate. Yeah. Yeah. Count Chocula is the same way. I don't like Count Chocula. I love the way he says that. Well, I got to get that for a treat for myself. Yeah. Yeah. I have Cheerio's normally with a banana. That's like my normal scoring. Yeah, but once in a while I'll get some corn pops or some fruity pebbles or corn pops. Corn pops are so good. I like a corn pop. You do too. I do. I used to get the honey coming out of the kid, but you know, my treat is if I had to do the shopping, I'm going to get some lucky charms.

31:43Oh yeah. I love lucky charms. Definitely love lucky charms. You know what I do? I've had box of that in the last two months. Lucky charms. Yeah, family size box. So far for Maddie's treats, I've got sugar cereal, pate cures, and door dash. Let me know if you think of any others. Donuts. Oh, donuts. Oh yeah, he says he cannot say no to a donut. He actually can't say no to any single sugary treat that's ever been brought in here. That is better for Maddie's true. Yeah. It's hard. Not judging, just saying. It's hard. I can't really eat sugar in the morning, so I eat them later. I get sugar face. I get a lot. I'm not better than you, or any exciting. There's Tira Smith in this family's home. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Can I say my cereal? Oh yes. Oh gosh, Bob, Bob. I like Reese's puffs. Oh, never had. With lucky charms. Oh, that sounds horrible. I also Reese's puffs. Reese's puffs, Reese's puffs, peanut butter, peanut butter chocolate flavor. I don't.

32:44I clearly not watching the show. I'm sure I would like that. That's probably delicious, but. You like the peanut or puffins, so I bet you. I bet you would like that. But puffins are sold to you in a, these are healthy way, and they will tear your mouth up. Like, I'll feed them to my kids. What I do is I pour them into a napkin, smash them, and then put them into the bowl, and then put the milk in because they are so crunchy, they tear up the roof of your mouth. So are you saying that they are eating a bowl of mush? Not quite mush, but yes, I've had to. They still want the flavor. They like them, but they- Which gotta dial them down a little. They're hard to get your mouth around, and when you start chomping, their pieces will just savage the roof of your mouth. They're tasty, and they're healthy in quotes, which they're not. Oh, healthy golden grams. Mmm, golden grams aren't healthy. Are they? They're good though. I don't like them because when they get soggy,

33:44they're disgusting. We gotta eat it fast. A woman in Missouri named Tyra Smith was arrested last week after she broke into a home and started eating fruity pebbles in their kitchen. The family was home at the time. A woman says her son smelled something burning, so he walked downstairs to the kitchen, and that's when he saw a stranger eating fruity pebbles and petting the family dog. And burning a blunt, like what was burning? She turned the oven on. Why? That's the why? Yeah. Okay. The son ran and told his mom, who called 911, the mother also confronted Tyra, and demanded that you clean this mess up. Oh, clean up! You came in her house and you just made a mess? Well, it is true. I mean, serial does turn into concrete on the inside of the bowl if you let it dry out. They say fruity pebbles and milk were everywhere on the table. Oh, the police arrived and determined that Tyra was on something.

34:45Oh, you think? She later said, I consumed a bottle of marijuana. Oh, and I was walking around outside and missed took the house for a fair. A bottle? Yeah, you can get weed drinks. So she is baked out of her mind. She thinks that their house is a fair. Do they have like lights or a Ferris wheel? I don't know. I can't get into that person's head of art. Oh, my God. How much do you think she took that she thought that she was that confused? I don't know. Maybe she took the acid weed. Yeah. That's what it sounds like to me. Well, that's not fair. I've heard that today's doobie weed can give you a trip to the ER. Yeah. I've heard that. And I had a friend who did it regularly that I used to surf with. And this guy, like at one point, he was walking into the street with a car coming at him. And I was like, dude, he turns around and the car goes by him and he's like, yeah. You almost just got killed.

35:46Oh, thanks, bro. Like, how high are you? What are you on that you just are doing into the street in front of cars? She's, well, it does seem like it's kind of unregulated. Like a lot of homemade goodies that are weird that they would pot. I don't think you're supposed to hallucinate on pot, right? But that's where I think the new doobie weed is gone. Yeah, those, uh, those like brownies, if you eat a whole one of those, you will definitely. And whoever eats half a brownie. I mean, come on. Brownies are so good. I'm just gonna take a bite of a brownie. Ridiculous. Guys, it's no use putting it off. The best time for an underwear refreshes now. Tommy John underwear is designed for a perfect fit that stays put all day. There's zero shape thanks to four times more stretch than competing brands. And their innovative horizontal quick draw fly is a game changer. With over 30 million pair sold, there are thousands of men out there more comfortable than you. Don't settle for less.

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39:57the same taste and nutritional value. It's unclear when you'll see them in stores. They're already starting to pop up in the United States, but they're being called goldies here. Not smileballs. Goldies. Goldies. So if you see an onion called goldies, it will not make you cry. Did they make everybody cry? I don't cry. Oh, I cry so much. How can you not cry? Maybe your glass is block it. Uh, I don't know. Never had a problem with an onion. Yeah. No onions are, you know, when you're chopping them up, I don't get that from purplungins, but mostly I just slice purplungins. Oh, I get it so much, I get it even worse from the purplungins. Really? Yeah. And I try all the tricks, you know, the wet paper towel on the cutting board. Biting a popsicle stick is what I've heard. A popsicle stick? Like a piece of wood, like biting it. I don't know. Oh, that helps. Cause I heard what happens is the thing the enzymes are whatever jump to liquid. Like so they go to the, I don't know if this is true.

40:58I saw this on the internet. So it goes from the. Probably true. Yeah. I said it might not be true. Okay. You don't have to make fun of me, but I never mind. Now you don't get to know. I please. I'm sorry that I'm smiling and he's laughing. It's just a fun here. I have a funny story. We're doing a radio show for me. Um, I heard that the whatever it is jumps, it goes to liquid. So it goes to the liquid in your eyes. And that's why it makes your eyes burn. So if you have something moist around, it will go to that. And does that work? No. Not so far from me. So it's probably not true. Good attempt though, online hackers, Sarah. Yara, you're one of the smartest guys I know. No. I have a question. You don't know that many people I guess. I don't. Go on. When you, and I've heard you tell the tale of Maddie's marriage many times, the Vegas

42:00wedding. That was so chaotic and crazy and when you were at the wedding, and you're watching this craziness. Yes. Did you in your own head have a snatch, snap judgment on whether or not this marriage is going to last? I actually thought that that marriage was going to last. And I did. I did. And they, because they were just both, well, especially Maddie, but the, the level of a hammeredness was crazy. She was so into the whole Elvis thing. Like it was, like, we see the Elvis thing. I got married by an Elvis impersonator in the little chapel of horrors, I think it's called. No. Breast land chapel. They were, they were perfect in that moment. They were joyful as a couple. They were so happy and she, I just, I think I definitely said to John, boy, she puts up with a lot. She didn't have a sour push on her face at all while he was like, you know, she was having

43:03a party. It was her wedding and it was a party wedding. All right. Have you witnessed a wedding where there was a moment when you said, well, this isn't going to last? Yeah. Mm-hmm. I hear some of the moments and I want to hear yours as well. When the bride's parents speech included this note about the groom, you weren't who we thought of for our daughter. No. Is that posh spice? That's great. I'm a wedding photographer. And I'd say the intensity that the bride and groom shoved cake in each other's faces correlates with how long that wedding, that marriage will last as in, and that won't last. Well, that's a highly aggressive way to say, you know, welcome to our marriage. John, that was like John's one request was, please don't smash cake on my face. Oh, and you said, all right. Okay. What have you seen? What wedding were you at where you said, oh, boy? So I had a friend, he met this very rich girl, her parents owned a winery and we went out

44:12to dinner with them and I just didn't get it at all. And then the wedding was just so crazy over the top. It was just, it was amazing. But at one point, they're like doing their first dance and it's awkward and I looked at my wife and I was like, this ain't going to last and it didn't. It lasted a year. Oh, boy. They were done. They got pregnant. That's what she wanted. I think she wanted, because he's beautiful, you want, I think she wanted a beautiful baby. She wanted his jeans. Oh, yeah. Good look at Marcus, you, you, you met him before. Good looking Marcus. Yeah, there was white Marcus and black Marcus. He's white Marcus. I don't remember white Marcus. Other include, it's only two. The couple had a unity candle and it would not light. Oh, that's a bad sign. That's a bad sign. They had a who knows their partner better game and they both failed every question, even the dog's name. Wait. Wow. Wow. They entered the reception to November rain and one of the lyrics is nothing lasts forever

45:15and we both know hearts can change. They were done within a year. What story do you know that you saw a wedding and went, oh, it's over. It's recent. They're still together. I just checked in, but when I was unemployed before I got this job, a friend of mine invited me to be his plus one to a wedding in Northern Michigan. It was so fun, but he told me on the way up there, it was the, the bride was his friend. He didn't know the groom very well and he said that there had been rumors that the groom had been caught on a dating app before. And when it was brought up to the bride, she kind of laughed it off or made excuses. So it was like she knew or maybe they were secretly in an open relationship or something very unclear. But they're more Midwestern, more Midwestern, so that's kind of unlikely. And then the speeches at the wedding, so like I go in with all this context and the speeches at the wedding were all a little bit strange.

46:15None of them were super personal. Like the groom, the the best man speech was like, oh, you know, we put up with a lot from this guy. And then the maid of honor speech was very not heartfelt. It could be a personality thing, but it was the vibe was not that people were super psyched that they were getting married, but they're still married. Yes, it's only been, you know, a less than a year and a half. Okay. So I'll keep you updated. Please do. I am always shocked when you see a wedding come undone in under a year. Like that means you somehow didn't know each other that much that something came up in short, in such like you just said, you're going to stay together for life. And in under a year, everyone, I think people were scared to call off wedding totally, you know, you know what? They're just like, I'm the pressured into it. It's like, I've already planned it. I got to do it. There's a story in the news right now about a football player. Did you have that? Oh, Jack Prescott marriage just got called off and they were, they were a month from getting

47:21married. They have two kids, one of them's 10 months old, oh boy. And they were going to get married in Italy. It was a big to do. They've been together for a long time. And then they call it off right before like they had, it looks like a double bachelor bachelor at party in the Bahamas. Oh, and something must have, I don't know for they, they're not saying, but she posted right before with the news broke that their wedding was canceled. I truly believe you can get through anything in this life as long as you have really great friends. I love these girls so much. Oh boy. That was the last thing she tweeted before the wedding was called off. It didn't take a month to the wedding. So everybody's already booked all their travel. Oh, it's, but they did it. Well, let's go to Italy anyway. But they called it off. Like I actually give him credit. I think you should call it off. If you have cold feet and you're really thinking like we had plans, we were going to go to Omaha.

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