Hour 3 - The Green Team Dream

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3:02Welcome in the beginning of another hour of the Ben Mallor show. We are in the air everywhere as we are marshaled together. And we snuggle with snakes unless we don't. Coast to coast border to border and beyond on the vast and imposingly powerful microphones of FSR emanating live from the chew as we chew your ear all night long from the world famous sports radio studios J dot podcast J dot in Utah says hey can you tell me about Tyraq? Yes I can J dot for over 40 years. Tyraq has been helping customers like Justin and Cincinnati find the right tires for how what and where they drive robby the Mariner fan loves that their ship fast and free back by free road hazard protection

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5:02is expected to shine again as we're doing this year early on a Friday tonight if you didn't hear about it maybe not we've learned that the Celtic superstar Jason Tatum is expected to make his season debut against the mavrex and that will take place at the garden there tonight in Boston Tatum's return will be less than 10 months after snap crackle pop to the Achilles tendon Boston led by jalen brown who is a nvp candidate not the favorite but an nvp candidate has the Celtics in second place I believe it's still in second place on the eastern conference standings so there is some noise there's some noise there and we had a caller the other day from Maine who brought this up and say oh come on three decades and there's some things being tossed out in the echo chamber that Jason Tatum's return is going to be a

6:02body blow body blow to the Celtics here they're lined up and he's going to mess I love this with the quote teen chemistry close quote this can be a problem here so that is a good jumping off point let us discuss the question and we're just gonna we're gonna lead into this spare with is this the beginning of the Celtics are better off without Jason Tatum conversation he's returning the lineup is this the beginning of hey the Celtics are just better off without Jason Tatum is this the conversation so I might take on this I've got political campaign CTN and AMC theaters and we will combine all of these things together and we are going to have an amazing amazing plate of teriyaki chicken all right so to tip off though you better believe I don't agree with this but you better believe

7:02the whisper campaign it's already out there you know we had the guy call up the other day as I said and ranting about this topic and now it's bouncing all over the place but Jason Tatum who has not even laced it up in a real game hasn't put the sneakers on play the real game as we're doing this and already the hot take artist is pounding the drum like it's panic at the disco night at the guard this is not a real problem you know what this is for the Celtics it is a champagne problem so you're telling me the team's over achieved it wasn't just Tatum they got rid of they got rid of a bunch of guys porzingis who's always heard an average owl alhorferd he left and drew a holiday they got a bunch of guys and so it's this is a good thing if Boston stumbles and there will be some losses there's only a

8:02most teams have about less than 20 games to go in the season and Boston is going to lose a couple of games they shouldn't lose but the moment they stumble a little bit with Tatum in there the finger pointing is going to begin immediately point the finger a ecosystem and i was trying to think does this happen anywhere else does this happen in the NFL when your star quarter quarterback gets hurt your backup goes in and win a couple of games the piece of well you shouldn't change the quarterback quarterback quarterback a is ten times better than quarterback be though but i know in basketball it's like a political campaign just mud slinging and all that now for me and i don't have a dog in the fight the bigger issue with this story and it's been this way for the last fifteen years or so the issue i have with this

9:02is the dreaded minutes restriction theater which the Celtics will be taking part in the word is that Tatum they're going to roll him out with training wheels on back the backs limit minutes they're going to limit the amount of time he's on the court he's going to be treated like he's an artifact at a museum they're going to put him behind glass and this is one of my big pet peeves with the modern zeitgeist in sports in basketball more than the other sports it really gets under my my skin here the minutes restriction in basketball is voodoo science what it is you're either ready to play and you can play or you're not ready to play it's like are you pregnant or not pregnant either you're pregnant and you could have a baby if the pregnancy goes all the way through

10:02or you're not pregnant but either way it's not a lot of gray area here so that's always been my point so the crowd I mean the logic behind the minutes restriction so let me get this straight so if Tatum let's say he comes out plays 25 minutes everything is sunshine rainbows and lollipops everyone gets a lolly if Tatum plays 27 minutes suddenly his Achilles goes kaboom and it'll look like lumpy cauliflower is that how this works am I getting it right it's medical guesswork it dressed up as strategy and nobody knows anything voodoo bugaloo is what it is alright now for the war a long standing punching bag on this show we have not done many of these

11:02monologues about this guy a number of years but we go to Milwaukee Chicago so we're here now the dock rivers is planning to retire as coach of the Milwaukee Bucks our former Fox Sports Radio morning host Steven Smith for some reason he uses his middle initial because his name is Steven Smith he said dock rivers is going to retire at the end of this season he's been coaching for all she wrote for Glenn Rivers so the question the report that dock rivers plans to retire as coach of the Milwaukee Bucks who is dumb enough to buy this anyone want to raise their hands I'm looking I'm looking to the right I don't see any hands raised I'm looking it might be one guy in the middle

12:02in the back so yeah you would have to have a brain made out of play dough play dough to believe this dock is not retiring what dock rivers is doing is evacuating the building in Milwaukee before the roof comes crashing down and collapses it's the old CTN maneuver what is this CTN maneuver CTN is controlling the narrative you got to control the narrative you got to be out ahead of the narrative if you say hey I quit I'm a quitter which is what he's doing everyone looks down upon you you shouldn't quit you shouldn't do that yeah the mystery comes in if you say well listen I'm going to retire because then everyone is like oh all sins are forgiven again if you quit you look like a failure if you retire

13:02we're all good Milwaukee hired dock rivers like he was going to be magical duct tape or some kind of glue to fix the broken thing and the jig and the doohickey that wasn't working there were some concerns that Yanis was going to be able or was planning to leave even a couple years ago and say well we got to make sure Yanis says dock rivers don't worry dock rivers is a people person he's lovable dock rivers he's got the Spengali effect and he'll smooth things over with Yanis yeah how do you like them apples how'd that work out so the team has been operating in Milwaukee like a golden chorale buffet where the staff has gone home and all that is left is some cold mashed potatoes that's it they're not even garlic mashed potatoes they're just cold mashed potatoes

14:02and he's been essentially a 500 coach in Milwaukee no playoff series wins no bite nothing and Yanis is planning to leave you know meanwhile Yanis is scrolling Zillow right now looking at condos in Miami and he's like yeah I mean see what's going on in New York maybe I get a place on the upper east side more lower I don't know maybe I'll leave in the village I don't know so he's looking and so the bucks have been dealing with dock rivers not upgrading the team in terms of their performance and once the Greek creek enters the transfer portal which is expected to be this summer the bucks will go from fear the deer to roadkill deer where Sir Scratchoff is going to drive over to i-94 picked that up and have that for dinner that's good eat Sir Scratchoff is going to say that deer that's good eat so he's got dock rivers

15:02channeling his favorite cartoon as a kid looney tunes porkey pig that's all folks and then that's it and so dock will then slide back to the boob tube he'll do some bad TV because they can't seem to find anyone that knows what they're doing games over there it's a hot mess so he'll do TV pretend like nothing happened and then he's just going to sit there and wait for the next billionaire or the gark whose dumb dumb dumb and says I like the way dock does that TV that's higher him is our coach he's a championship coach and again the single most amazing championship in my life it is not the Toronto Raptors because that team should never win right there Toronto no the team that is the most shocking the dock rivers coach Boston Celtics back in oh eight with Paul Pierce the fact that that team

16:02overcame dock rivers to win a championship what a testimonial to Ray Allen and Paul Pierce and all those guys Kevin Gernet and all those guys in Boston all right last thing we're going to have a great hour when I went to bed last night but we go now to or actually not last night the yesterday is during the morning we go to Bakersfield California home of a legendary mallor meet and greet hosted by the ambassador of Bakersfield Rod had a great time there with Rod and his wife had fun rule one fun little get together at a nice dinner great restaurant there and Bakersfield then went out at got kicked out by the second inning and then snuck back in and got kicked out again I was wild night wild night and Bakersfield throughout the first pitch team went out of business hey why are we going to Bakersfield college best will you see the story this is a humdinger of a story

17:02a humdinger of a story so Kevin Maze not Billy Maze hi Billy Maze here no this is Kevin Maze I just realized that Billy Maze and I don't think anyone who's under the age of like 30 even those who Billy Maze is but whatever so Kevin Maze no relation a former assistant coach for Cal State Bakersfield the road runners that's right for the first time ever we are doing a mallor monologue on Cal State Bakersfield basketball the Fox Sports Radio Network has now reached a new low record story for us to talk about so Kevin Maze Cal State Bakersfield basketball was a trending topic it went viral on social media so you didn't see this maybe you're not on social media good for you you're a better person it went viral because this guy had a side hustle yeah so what do you think this guy

18:02was doing what what do you think you think he was selling crypto on the side and that was illegal lolly pop business that he was doing was he selling illegal sports merchandise out of the back of his station wagon no yeah according to the local police the the allegation is that Kevin Maze former assistant coach at Cal State Bakersfield was moonlighting trying to make some extra money as a pimp yeah let me repeat that pimp pimp pimp all right question so how does this Cal State Bakersfield coach working as a pimp story hit you so I saw this and I left it to the side I was like okay that that's not real that's satire there's another one of these moments where I was like okay

19:02that's NBA sentel they haven't done anything in a while so then I thought it was my buddy sports talk Barry who I had on the podcast I thought maybe sports talk Barry was it is it but crack sports are they still around no no it's not them uh who could it be and then I was like wait a minute this is popping up in the mainstream here like what is going on and it's the real deal big west now Cal State Bakersfield plays in the big west big pimp that is where we are now so the story hit me I wanted to go to an AMC theatre and get a big bucket popcorn I want to get a big bucket extra butter I'm pretty sure the people over at Netflix are already bidding on the rights to the docu series I can think of the name like Bakersfield hustle secrets behind the scoreboard coaching and crime collide

20:02in the shadows and uh according to the report this guy uh maze is uh the allegation is he was operating a multi state pimp ring four states California, Nevada, Oregon and Washington so I'm sorry to Idaho, New Mexico you guys didn't get any of his services and that is more than a side hustle that's like the entire big west conference schedule and uh some some coaches like to run the zone defense other coaches like to run internet interstate commerce I guess it was probably on the internet too so that is a new wrinkle the transfer portal takes a whole new meaning uh for this guy and in his case NIL stands for now it's ladies uh apparently now it's much different than name image likeness of a docu-series so this guy

21:02hired as a low level assistant they did a background check on him that must have been impressive that's uh that's pretty good alright it is the Ben Mallor show as we roll on if you'd like to be part you can join us right now uh on the phones 877 line open 877 99 on Fox also on ex ad Ben Mallor and we'll take your comments your calls and all that if you want to answer the mallor riddle of the day you can still vote if you heard earlier on the verbal octagon Lucky Tony and Blind Scott you can vote on that on ex and try to retreat that get that out and get that going we have many more votes during the day with the podcast crowd but we'll have the people overnight voting for right now and figure out who the winner is of that spur of the moment verbal octagon time now though for the mallor jokes later this hour but here's the riddle of the day Jackson Dart recently said that blank is way worse

22:02with the New York Giants than in college at old mess old mess again uh Jackson Dart that's a quarterback said that blank is way worse with the Giants in the NFL than in college at old mess that is the mallor riddle of the day the answer we'll get to it we will do it next do search odd couple fsr on youtube again youtube just search odd couple fsr check us out on youtube and subscribe

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26:42the work of the great j-school who's dominating his new pursuit where that like the same thing that gives me the green light there but j-school leaking over mountains at this point side for him it is i bill miller you're locked in on the band a matter of show i know you're on pins and needles for the payoff on the malarittle of the day get to that in a moment you can call in eight seven seven ninety-nine on fox eight seven seven nine nine six six six nine also on x at band malar follow the show follow band malar show account otherwise we will not be reading your comments on the earth it's easy to click the follow button there and you can even turn on notifications because occasionally on the weekends we drop a malar staple ask band the social media addition you only find out about that if you have the notifications on

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28:42been malar that's at been malar if you want to send an answer into these bits scrooge said the drugs is the answer courtesy flusher claims the jails are better and mississippi the grits and the hush puppies and those grits don't look very good but then late night directs us to the hush puppies outstanding eek and roseville minnesota said the parking spots kith ocho texdo says that jackson dart claimed the hookers and blow are better in the college world what else we have a male strippers who would want to see any of those guys these guys strip that's from furgdorf that's quite the motley crew that you put together the number of pimps from femmy the top uber eats delivery driver there in the greater mini miniapis twin cities air twin cities air king rory

29:42the homeless camps donkey sausage went with hookers the aroma of the lockers the aroma of the locker room from out the alien opiner players cafeteria from steve the misplaced sandy agon who else we have that's the attendance from john eq the massive rats from trucker joe you got to have a fall guy gunner said the pimps that's gunner from the walmart in northern minnesota just below the canadian border jt the wingman says games of co-ed twister chili from filler up fill that says it's a riot in sundie egos as the stink of new york is the answer that's the page down the valley parking way worse that's from mike the leprechaun uh... it's his answer uh... who else we have page down uh... larena do you have an answer jackson dart that's a quarterback said recently that blank is way worse

30:42with the giants in the n-f-l then in college at Ole Miss uh... the cafeteria food the cafeteria food that would be a fine answer uh... no he said that the travel is worse travel is what he said yeah what's up with that man he said that one of the big things about being in college name image and likeness that he had a deal with a private jet company based in oxford mississippi and so that means he had access as a college football player to a fleet of seven private jets seven of them and so he would travel around on private jet but now he's in the n-f-l so when he travels he had with the team travels charter but when he's traveling around on his own he does not have the access to that he was recently spotted flying

31:42economy oh my god can we do a wellness check dart was spotted flying economy my god i can't believe it shocker how did he survive how did jackson does he write a book i survived flying economy an amazing tale a tale of survival honestly i feel like a survivor every time i get off an economy flight which is all i've ever flown my whole life so yeah yeah i also fly only economy i've only sat in first class a couple of times one was because the people i was working with paid for it and the other time i got upgraded because the flight you know how they offer those deals we need people to take the next flight will give you five hundred dollars in first class yeah actually when i was going to Hawaii to get married we got that deal so we got vouchers for we're not in a rush oh exactly we got a couple hundred bucks

32:42and first class on the next flight okay i'll do that yeah yeah but other than that no anyway let's get to the calls and let's see any mini-miney mo let's go to e-dog who's back he's on long island in New York hello e-dog welcome i hate y'all been well with growing um talking i'm doing a show all right the story of my uh can't i got a joke for you lame jokes are later this hour though they're not right now i don't know but i'm not going to be honest i want to tell you right now here's the joke there was a uh argue there was a flight on the one on railroad okay they conduct their parts to ticket so you're doing that what's going on what's going on

33:42what's going on with Melissa everything okay everything all right she's sick a little bit she called me up to name and i'm naked i said send me a picture well that's great when she's sick to ask her for a picture like that it's a good distraction what's that it's a good distraction yeah super i feel like i'm so big and i read a little bit and i gaze on the prowl i'm not good with her Christmas is good yeah did you have a good purup? did you have some fun this week or now some uh some good pastries and all that i don't know i got to ask you a question what what's the bus driver doing well i i'm not as madder as momma i don't know he hasn't called in the show you know how to keep her no why would that name come

34:44that's a random name to come up why would you bring that name up who lands the bus driver yeah lance is in san francisco like you know you remember there's these things the wheels on the bus go around and around around anyway you're on the air i'm the only one allowed to sing those songs you can't sing you're stealing my material why are you doing that because you're the best you know the best means as good as all the rest by the way i have an uncle that's good you know yeah how about you want to sing some other songs you want to do some some nursery rhymes you want to take your tip from me and i momma that's not an issue macarena macarena

35:44macarena this is these are not you're just making these up here but i used to date this sending i'm sure she was on the way yes we're kind brown no lapers what leopard leopard all right don't you have spurs you don't have anything when you bring up the spurs you have nothing to say you don't know you don't want to talk about the spurs i talk about the nicks though that's a sure nicks are fine they have a good record they'll be in the playoffs they'll have a high seed and then they'll lose in the second round and then they'll be that

36:44you're not going to lose this then Robert, tell you this anyway okay whenever he talks about the nicks or where nicks outfits they lose all right all right hold on let's put it i could drill through here real quick you know you gotta try to get football pay me. He watches. Um is the originally from the allow. He's probably a jet fan. Wrong lions. Now, why do you want to talk to me there? Uh, I think, uh, the gallon, I think he was, Ben was telling a little bit of a ship there, but, uh, the lion's, that's a team that's never won a Super Bowl. It's

37:46interesting, isn't it? Yeah, they had a good running back in man and Barry Sanders though. He's pretty good. You know, and who was his, uh, the guy before him, who was pretty good? From where? Who was the running back before Barry Sanders? It was pretty good. He had, but he only had a five year six year career. I don't know. Tell me what it is. Billy Billy sends. This is not going the way I was hoping it was going to go. Well, what do you want to say to guy? You don't sound like he just won't come, man. We'll be there. Okay. He don't easy. He don't do it. He's not doing jumping jacks. Yeah, can you do something Jack? He don't, can you do some jumping jacks? Sure. I'm not getting pissed for what, uh, I think that one said we should do the things for misbehaving. Oh, okay. All right. All right. All right. I'm moving on and thank you. I might go back to Steven Manhattan. No, we'll see. I depends on

38:47my mood. I don't know if I'll do it. You might hang up. He's got nothing else to do. So probably stay right there. All right. Straight ahead. It's going to get even better. Big bends lame jokes of the week. All the best singers, all the best one liners from the week. These are actual jokes by actual listeners to the show. They will be sending them in how freaking exciting is this going to be big bends lame jokes of the week. You will be absolutely flabbergasted. And you might even be a little sick to your stomach. We'll get to that and we will do it next. Be sure to catch live additions of the Ben Mallor Show weekdays at 2 a.m. Eastern 11 p.m. Pacific. Hey, it's Jonas Knox and every business has its own rhythm rushes, lows, moments when every second count running a business isn't about doing one thing well. It's about making sure everything works together. That's where genius comes in more than a point of sale genius from

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40:53are like ETFs with infinite possibilities, completely customizable and based on your thesis, not someone else's go to public dot com slash podcast and earn an uncapped 1% bonus when you transfer your portfolio. That's public dot com slash podcast paid for by public investing brokerage services by open to the public investing in member Finra and SIPC advisory services by public advisors LLC SEC registered advisor generated assets is an interactive analysis tool output is for informational purposes only and is not an investment recommendation or advice complete disclosures available at public dot com slash disclosures. Imagine if your Wi-Fi was a lot smarter and way more reliable. Picture it your TV phone laptop, even your fancy fridge working together to make life easier. Well, Xfinity makes that dream a reality devices so in sync you think they're telepathic Wi-Fi that knows when your device needs a boost the best equipment to stream or games at once with multi view or stream your favorite podcast on iHeart Radio. That's the magic of Xfinity. It's seamlessly in tune with you. Xfinity imagine that restrictions apply. Are you trying to get weight less support through telehealth, but it feels

41:54overwhelming and rushed check out orderly meds dot com now orderly meds dot com was built to be different. Here you connect with real doctors who take the time to understand your goals. Review your eligibility and guide you through a plan that's right for you orderly meds provides access to proven GLP one medications like some a glue tied and turns up a tide including both name brand options and personalized compound versions when appropriate. So you have choices back by clinical oversight. Not guess where it's a simpler more supportive telehealth experience designer our people who want clarity care and confidence in our weight loss journey and your medication is delivered directly to your home in discrete packaging. So your experience stays private from start to finish do your research ask the right questions then visit orderly meds dot com slash podcast for an exclusive offer. Again, that's orderly meds dot com slash podcast individual results may very not medical advice eligibility required. See site for details bill Miller and you it is the bedmallow show with lame jokes of the

42:56week coming up mom materially. I got this message from doc Dan and he's like, Hey, what's going on? You getting covered up by this thing? And I was like, Oh, man, but he has the I heart radio app. So he can always see the show same with Eileen and San Francisco sometimes get covered up because of post game golden state warrior programming. And you can always find this show whatever town you're in. Out in the boondocks, if you have reception, you can get on the app, the I heart radio app, you can hear the bedmallow show on the Fox Sports radio channel. It is streaming every night all night on that Fox sports radio channel. And you can hear the bedmallow show podcast the fifth hour podcast. My buddy Robbie old broadcast for the twins and the pirates back in the day. And he'll be joining me on the fifth hour podcast of check that out. I heart radio app bedmallow show podcast, fifth hour podcast back to it.

43:57Knock knock who's there? Lane we blame week two. It's big bands Lane joke of the week. Lane jokes. Lane jokes of the week. These are actual jokes by actual listeners. So I'll fade the news down a little bit. There we go. All right. Now, weed man, I had to wake you up, weed man. I'm going to contact HR. I'm going to contact HR weed man. What is up with that weed man? How dare you? No, you didn't wake me up and I was just calling. No, you, I know when someone's sleeping and they answer the phone. Just admitted it's okay. You were sleeping. I have to act really nice. Just calling right then. Okay. I yeah. I just looked at the guy just looked at the clock. And it was 430. And I was just waiting a couple of minutes. Okay. All right. All right. So you were not listening. You would make you were not listening. Oh, no. Okay.

44:57Here we go, weed man. These are actual jokes by actual listeners sponge Bob square pants sent this one in. He says, why did weed man get fired from the landscaping company? Why? Because when asked to pull the weeds, he smoked them instead. I wonder if it's the sponge Bob smoke seaweed. He will have to ask him. Next time he calls who is weed man's least favorite coach? Cool. A job coach that's Eric in Kansas. You also said, hey, Ben, what does weed man do for spring cleaning? What? He empties the ash trays? Do you still have your latest ring for Mr. Irrigation weed man? Yeah, it's great. You haven't lost it yet. Okay. Good. What can what can weed man remember the next time

45:58life gets hard? What? At least I'm not blind Scott. That's not what I was doing. I know, Jeannie. Why is weed man so good at opera? Why? You love the high notes. You love them, weed man. Mike Leopardon. Why did weed man stop dropping acid? Why? The die hard broke three of his toes. That's a Terry in Saipal. Kathy and Madison set this one. She's a big fan weed man. Kathy and Madison, big fan. Hey, did you know or do you know why Miami police kept throwing weed man in jail? Why? They wanted to hear him laugh in person, says Kathy. Well, a lot of

47:01people don't know this, but apparently weed man is going to Ireland for St. Patti's day. Why is weed man going to Ireland? They're St. Patti. Wow. Wow. Why? Well, because the grass is always greener over there. That's from Mike Leopardon. What is the difference between a slow cooker and weed man? What? One's a crock pot and the other is a crack pot. That's from this next one's from Lucky Tony. He says what happened when weed man fell asleep during his doctor visit? What? Apparently you woke up with a thermometer in your mouth and a for some reason there was a breath mint in your tookus. I don't know why that's our lucky Tony. Did you hear that weed man is worried about losing an hour of beauty sleep this week? You know, it's daylight savings time.

48:01You really? Yeah, yeah, Sunday and yeah, two in the morning turns hour ahead, unless you're like Arizona. You're full automatically changing the phone. Yeah, and the phone will do it. You got the Obama phone, right? You're good on that. You're good on that. Yeah. But you're worried though about losing an hour beauty sleep. You hear about that? No. Yeah, yeah, apparently, you said you thought that you're you're going to try not to get ahead of yourself. That's a time. What do you call these are some other jokes? Surfer topic, comedian, multi-time Lane joke, writer of the year. What do you call a narcoleptic terrorist? What? A sleeper cell. What's hollering James favorite type of study? What? Sleep study, Eric and Kansas. What game will blind Scott never be able to play? What? I spy. That's no. How does hollering James know

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