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1:01Satan Johns closes out their regular season on the road against Seton Hall with coverage on 1050 at 840. I went back upstairs and rewound. He did say Satan Johns. Tell them what I do, my son. The original triple to still, triple one did a triple cash but true at Irish. Whiskey be sure to grab a Tell them what I do. We're trying to tell them what I do, honey. During today's action glasses up to enjoying Tell them what I do. Satan Johns closes out. Sorry? I could have let it go but no we can't. We can't. We just, we won't do it. I had a moment because I went upstairs and I said, Marco, people are talking about it. They really liked what you did. Really? And then he said, thank you for letting me do that. Wow. You just have to remind them to say thank you. I mean, think about for me. I only have a song for daughters, not for young sons. Yeah, right? Sorry, we'll work on it, we'll work on it. Oh no, I have one I can send you Anthony.

2:01It'll make him a heel weep if you play it. What cat's in the cradle? No, that's one for sure. Father and son. It's a country son. No, it's a country son. A father and son one? Yeah, they're drunken to pick up. I'm not going to play. You know what? What? It's so bad. No, go ahead. Don, you know father and son. You know father and son by cat Stevens, of course, right? Oh, that's a good one. Yeah. That's as good as a cat's right there. Is it? That's. Yeah. You know what? You know what, Alan? Jacob, find it. Yeah, I can't even wait. The smurge. No, the smurge cat Stevens. Great cat Stevens. That was... It doesn't even go by cat Stevens anymore. That's use of Steve with it. That's right. He's bouncing it on. I got the book. Again, I'm going to probably hear the whole story because against the baseball cyclopedia. But the father and son... His book is actually got more pages than Lionel Richie's book. The audacity. The audacity.

3:01Let's hear it. Let me give you a taste of father and son, everyone. Here it is. Father and son, cat Stevens, folks. Get the tissues, dads. Sorry, YouTube. And that's strong. Play it yourself. It's not time to make a change. Just relax. Take it easy. You're still young. That's your fault. That's so nice. You don't like this? Alan? No, it's alright. You know what? Then we're good. Now, you both... I got to tell you more. How about that? No, how about this? You both make me sick. Peter, you're good with me. Tell him a little... You guys cut me out. Can I go? No, I'm fine. I'm going to turn on that song of all songs on this holiest of days. I didn't turn on it. I just... No, but you both make me sick. Because you're both music people who after seven seconds of a song will go, I'm good. Or... Tell him I'm just going, you know, it sounds pretty good.

4:02I got to... The rest of it. You got to spend time with a song like that. That song is deep. I don't know. It's got to hit you right away. We don't need to know. No, because I'm telling you, I'm a big... That's named that tune. If it doesn't get me in the first couple of notes, I'm... No, you got it here. That's not... That's not Cat's Tea. But like, that's... Don went to Blacky saw upset. Yeah, don't come back. I'm sending everything crazy. Oh, no. Don't run away. We're going crazy over here on YouTube. I'm really... Honestly, Alan, I'm really disgusted with you. I'm sorry. But you did it recently, too, Don, where I played a song for eight seconds and you... Hey, I'm good. Peter, move to the left real quick. It was not at this level. That's cool. There you go. Alan, you move to the right. Oh, no. There we go. Peter, come on, Peter. Here's... Here's... Peter, Peter. All right, you ready for this? You ready for this hot take? There is... There is no hip-hop song that is on that level of this song. No, that's the terrible take. No, it's not a terrible take. And no hip-hop song makes you cry. Of course they do. No hip-hop song hits like that. Of course they do. No, they don't.

5:02Alan, Don, you're out of your depths. You don't know the music. How you living? What? That's not this. Wait a minute. It's not. It's not. No, Alan. No, Alan's not made to do that. It's not. Alan will be saying the metal song. Like, no metal song hits like that. Alan angered Don so much that he turned on an entire genre that... Oh, I'm not turning on it. I'm just saying it's not what it's about. I love metal. There's no metal song that hits like that. I got no metal song. Hip-hop is a get that kind of a motion. Singing about his son. Metal doesn't have any ballad that hit any serious song like that. This is hip-hop, Steven's man. Speak for metal. Don't speak for hip-hop. No, I'm speaking for hip-hop. I'm just telling you zero. No, you don't. I'm telling you zero. No. You are a moron. You're a moron. No, you're embarrassing yourself. No, I'm sorry. I'm embarrassing yourself. You're embarrassing yourself. You're embarrassing yourself. It's impossible. It's impossible. Goal is art. During the commercial. Go listen to She's Mind Part 2 by Jay Cole about the birth of his daughter. Tell me songs aren't...

6:02It's not. Oh, sorry. But what do you mean nobody in this kind of making a fool of yourself? You're embarrassing. You're embarrassing. I'm not embarrassing myself. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It's not. It's just like metal. No, hip-hop metal. You know how much hip-hop is the past metal? It doesn't work. Hold on. You know hip-hop metal is not in the conversation with hip-hop. It doesn't even exist compared to what you get. Why you get it so sensitive? It's infant- Why you get it so sensitive? Because I'm talking about quality. But you don't get so freaking sensitive, man. You're saying something stupid. No, stop it. I'm just saying it. It hits different. You are saying it. And you've got it in the family. You're saying it's bad. No, stop it. You've changed the subject. You seriously, man. You've said it. You're pissing me off right now. Because I'm not disrespecting hip-hop. Yes, you are. I'm just saying it. It's different than acoustic guitar singing about your son. Don't be above, man. That's not right. No, it's not right what you did. It's not right what you did. I'm not disrespecting any genre of music. God forbid if I disrespect hip-hop. Like I'm some sort of freaking moron. Because I don't get hip-hop, man.

7:03I'm not as cool as you. I don't know. I'm not disrespecting music, man. Don't go there. It's different. You're respectful. But you did. You did. You did. Stay hidden. No, no, no. I did. I'm not disrespecting you, man. You're hip-hop. You're lashing out when I said your opinion made no sense. You think you're across the line. No, I'm across the line. I'm sorry I said you're a moron. I wanted to give you a hip-hop. I just, so I can't disrespect it. God, you're an out of a fun conversation, man. You Creek's a fight for the law! You're the Mike's puppet. I'm not the artist. I can't disrespect it. God, you're an out of a fun conversation, man. I crossed the line. You crossed the line. I crossed the line. I crossed the line. You crossed the line. It's a 分才乙月 hom clicky tracks. You crossed the line. It's like a 지원ment. …but everything is… …that's讀able. No one is wrong. No one is wrong with a rap, please. No, no, no. I'm not wrong. Don go back and listen to what you did. You decided to arbitrarily go hip-hop, can't go there. I went yes I can. You went no, it cannot. when you don't know enough to say that and now I go with the anger and stuff. I just brought up metal watches.

8:04It hits different when it's an acoustic guitar. But then you could just, okay, you're saying that. That's what I'm saying. I never said it could go there because it didn't have the ability to go there. You're talking like that because you're the sensitive boy. No, don't. God forbid that white guy crosses the line talking about hip-hop. That I'm the old white guy and I'm a moron so I should shut up. It's not. I know I will. I will shut up. But moron was not the right thing to say. That was not the right thing. Alan, how many times do I say sorry? I'm sorry that I said you're not accept it. Well, that's fine. I'm sorry. I was emotional in that moment as I think you have been sitting there. But I don't understand. I mean, it was a silly take in an argument. We were supposed to be going after Alan. And then you're like, is you're the ruler of hip-hop that how dare I even have a set. Have a, have a thought about it. When I, once I brought the metal in, it should have been done. But what the metal and hip-hop? A metal and hip-hop. But just because you're saying metal doesn't have stuff like that doesn't mean hip-hop doesn't have stuff like that. That's how I just have stuff like that.

9:04But when you're saying, I thought you were on about metal too, frankly, but just if you said specifically was about acoustic guitars, then I would have said I agree. You didn't express yourself like that. And now you're lashing out at me. Instead of giving me the better than that, you got to jump down my throat because God forbid if I have a music opinion around you. You could have just backed off the, I don't feel on back and off. But that's, then you played yourself and that's what you did. You dug yourself a whole lot. I played myself, I'm a moron, I'm an old man. Next Alan, just please dear God and haven't changed the subject. Yeah, I'm trying to, the couple of times, but you know, at some point, Peter, you just gotta let it go. Like we gotta let it go. Because first and foremost, first and foremost, I notice I'm the one who said sorry. I said I'm sorry. Yes, yes, no one else did not. So I get into a sense of why I don't have to apologize because I wasn't attacked. I didn't attack you. So the only word, the only part that was rude in this conversation was, no, it was the whole tone, that was the only thing. No, it was the whole tone, that was the only thing. It was the only thing.

10:04Like what you are, it was, it is what I am. And that was a bad take. You got a bad move on. Yeah, done, done, done. The worst part about this whole thing is that I was joking about the Cat Steven song just to get a rise at it done. It went the wrong way. I don't know how it went there. Because of you. It just doesn't mean you guys don't, you talk down to people, you don't even realize you'd do it. That, that, that, I don't want to go any further. We'll do this all fair. That does happen a lot, but let's just leave it there. Okay, let's leave it there. There is a, my apologies live on the air. That is it folks. Yeah, well no, that's it. And we heard it. And we heard it. And we heard it. We heard it. I really did love the music conversation on this show. Yeah. I think the music thing used to be fun to our music until we all, we get part, we take it personal again. Again, when the debate is lost, slander is the tool of the loser. Keep that in mind. That's why we don't do that. Keep that part in mind. All right, people, that's why we don't do it.

11:07And the conversation, we're done. But if you don't, no, no, no, I'm not six, Alan. Don't tell me what I'm done. I'm not done. Oh, I, somebody's got to tell you you're done. Well, we have to move on. That we could have just moved on. And then you got to come back and pile on again. Just because I said a rude thing, doesn't mean that the tone to me leading up to that wasn't rude. My thing was the be all end all, stop it. I'm not getting ganged up on here, simply because I thought of arguing was bad. I said one rude thing. You're right. There was a myriad of rude things that were said between everyone. And I'm the only one who said, I'm sorry, that's my bad. And now we keep going on, we're going to mention it again. And Alan, you're going to jump in now and go, well, you know, the loser is the person who said, blah, blah, blah. I said, I'm sorry. I just, I'm sorry. I just, I'm sorry. I just, I'm sorry. I just, quote, I'm not saying it's wrong. But it wasn't, I don't know if we needed them. Let's move on. There you go. Now we got the accepted apology. And now we can, we talked about this yesterday, guys, about the Celtics being the favorite. And Tatum's coming back tonight. Did you see Peter that they're actually going to give away T shirts, the zero for Tatum? So they're really leaning into coming back here.

12:09Well, well, I mean, we talking to Jersey T shirt, we talking to, I don't know. I saw the picture. It looks like it's just a T shirt, but it might be something nicer than that. I don't think they're going to give away a replica. It's draped over all the seats. So I would think it's probably just a T shirt. But Celtics a 240. Minus 240? 240 to win the East. Should be plus, right? Plus 240. Everybody's plus. Cabs plus 300. Pistons plus 380. Next plus 400. Right. Now there are some places where you can get better odds in the next and the pistons, because Michael opened his show. I don't know where he got it, but he actually got the nicks being ahead of the pistons, making it out of the East. Now you say, well, they got Tatum back, and they were the defending champions last year, and all that. But this one bothers me, guys. The Thunder of Minus 115 to come out of the West.

13:09The nuggets of plus 380. But the Thunder owned the spurt. The spurt's owned the Thunder. Are they just leaning into the fact that regular season really means nothing? I mean, the spurs own the Thunder. Yes, but the spurs, the reason why you don't give the spurs a lot of belief or trust is the fact that they're extremely young. And there's no history of a team that has zero. Their core has zero playoff experience, and they go on a run. Like to get to the finals with zero playoff experience, but their core does not have any experience. Only Harrison Barnes does. How much? And also, you've got to give, sorry, Don, you also do have to like, there's a certain level of credence just to the fact that OKC's shown they can do it throughout an entire playoff. This is the first year of this spurs team being what this spurs team is, but Alan, we don't know what their like come mainly to. Right, and so that's the quiet, that's the biggest, let's see, something with Detroit. Detroit, there's really no, they have one series

14:10of playoff experience, and they didn't win it. They have zero playoff wins. When you look at teams in the history, right? The Laker team that won in the bubble, they are a team that didn't have prior experience as a group. But because they put that thing together, LeBron just showed up, so it doesn't count. I'll go back to the 2015 Warriors. They had, they're the first team to not reach a conference finals the year before to win a championship. But you have to think that they also had two years though of at least advancing one time in the playoffs and having three playoff series in their pocket, at least they had that. The Spurs have none of that. The Pistons have even, you know, have a little more, but not much, just one playoff series. But, so that's why those teams, despite the fact of one is two in the West, one is number one in the East, it's hard to make them the favorites, the betting favorites when you're looking at experience. I know, but like, but Peter's right, like you look at the Thunder. They won the finals last year, and just like you said, second round, and then nothing.

15:11They had one playoff win going into last year. The Thunder. The Thunder. Right, they had, I think they had two years of playoff experience, didn't they? And then they had two rounds last year. Because that was the first time just looking at basketball reference. Okay. They lost in the Western conference in the first round in 1920. Okay, yeah. So no playoffs in 21, 22, or 23, and then 24. They had the two rounds. They lost two Dallas, right? They lost, that was Dallas, right? Dallas in second. Wait a minute here. They lost, they lost to Dallas in six. In the second round. Yeah, I feel like they were up in the series that blew it. Yep, that's, that sounds about right. Yeah, I'm just looking was, and they, and then they, was that the Western? No, they, yeah, so that was just wonder. They didn't even win a series. Yeah, they, they, they lost in the semis. They had not won a series. They, they lost to Dallas in six. So they had all of six games of post scene

16:12as an experience going in last year. So that, from minus one 15 to the spurs of plus 380. But, but the Knicks who went to the conference final last year. A Pistons team that hasn't been out of the first round since, oh wait. So you say, well, they beat him all three times. This year killed him. So that's why the Pistons would be the slight favorite over the Knicks. But that didn't help the spurs. Now, I know that the thunder did what they did last year. But it just, it, it seems odd to me that they would be that, is it that crazy to think the spurs can be the thunder? It's not because the, the history of, of their matchup in the regular season does. Now, now the thunder swept the pelicans in the first round. Then they lost to Dallas in the second round. They had two rounds of experience. They won one round that year before they won the championship. The, again, spurs have nothing. They have no collective and they also don't have any as a team. And that's the old adage of you got to go through the pain.

17:13You got to play, you got to have been through a war and had the, you know, the come back the next year, at least better for it with at least, you know, some calluses from the year before. The spurs don't have that yet. And I think there's some questions about that durability with Wembe and a playoff series. We haven't seen it yet. So I think that's the only reason why there'd be any type of, you know, being hesitant about them and believing more in a team like Denver who's been banged up all year. They've fallen a fifth in the West, but a lot of people look at them. And Stan Van Gunn, he said, last night on the call, the nuggets played the Lakers last night. And he said, this is this team, when they're fully healthy, he said, I think they're the best team in the West. And they get, they're going back, they'll, they'll, they'll get Peyton Watson back. They're defensively better. And they've got two megastars who can carry you offensively and then the best player in the, in the game in Yokehch. So that's why there's also a part of this Alan. I'm sorry to cut you off. There's also a part of this when people talk about Oklahoma City. They were so good in the playoffs last year up and up until the final.

18:15And then, you know, of course, they, they got it done. And then they've been so good in the regular season this year. For the most part, though, as you pointed out the other day, a little bit of slippage, some, some more, let your guard down, dumber losses than maybe we've seen in the past. But I do wonder how much a narrative start, a narrative started to get built around OKC last year that they were unbeatable. Yes. Like early in the playoffs, it was like they're not losing no one's beating them, which is what they were moaned. And then, and then, you know, listen, we have respectfully were, we're a little bit lazy about storylines. So once the storyline became Oklahoma City just not losing, that's how everyone felt, even though Indiana, a team who no one had been talking about two months earlier, pushed them to the brink in seven games. So I just wonder how much of its laziness and people not really wanting to open their eyes to the fact that, no, they could lose to Denver this year. Or they could lose to San Antonio. Well, remember Denver took them to seven games last year in the second round. Yeah. But I'll use the phrase that Bart Scott uses all the time.

19:16Styles makes fights, right? Like that, that's, and I think that's the part Indiana had the right game. Like the way they played up tempo fast, and they had length, and they had guards that could throw at you physically, defensively, that I think it's just, and they had a head coach who's very smart. And I think that's part of it. And as we know with young teams, it's like climbing Mount Everest. The higher you get in the playoffs, the thinner the air gets. It's harder to breathe, you get tired faster, you get a little more nervous, you get a little tight, because you haven't been through that, you haven't been that deep. So I do think there is something to be said about matchups, which is why no matter who you're talking about, the wrong matchup early in the playoffs could knock a good team out. And I think that's a real thing. So what Boston's going to be with Tatum is going to be very interesting to watch. But I don't think you can make any declaratives about Boston just because Tatum comes back eight months after popping his Achilles.

20:19And the assumption is he's going to be the Jason Tatum that he was right before he popped his Achilles. We all know history tells you that's not going to happen. So why the love for the Celtics then? Because they have experience. But that's a smile. Donnie goes back to what I was just saying. It's I'm sorry. I think it's lazy. It's late. There are recent champion with a bonafide head coach, two star players, and people are lazy. That's the team they think they know, even though his Allen pointed out. Once you get past Peyton Pritchard, you don't know this team. You really don't know the real thing. You really think that Tatum is going to be anywhere near what he was before the injury. Who is the guy that comes back from Achilles in 10 months? As if nothing happened. Was like Adrian Peterson? Like I can't think of any other guys. Haliburts not close. Like if you tell me Haliburts would come back if the Pacers were in contention. No, he's not back because they're out of their tank. He even said that. That he's nowhere near it. All right. Did Durant come back? No, he took, he took even more time.

21:20Remember. And then the guys that come back, he went to the nets and didn't play. I really honestly think it's Vegas disrespecting the next. I understand disrespecting the pistons. I get it because they've never done it. But Vegas is telling you, last year was a fluke and the next can't do it again. I'll take it. Well, they should. I think it's fine. I think it's what you want. You get them a plus 400. I think that's a nice bet to take. Yeah. And again, I think it's on honestly. I've said this yesterday, but I'll repeat it. If you're the next, this is what you want because we know what happens. We saw one playoff win in 7th Avenue got shut down, right? We know it just the overreaction sometimes creates energy that can create maybe too much expectation, too much of a demand, and that could weigh on a team. I think removing it is the bet. This Tatum return to the Celtics is a crazy take.

22:21Tatum's return to the Celtics could be the best thing that happened to the next. I totally feel you want to see. You get what I mean by that? Yes. You're changing. You are fundamentally changing what this team is. And when he puts down his head on his pillow at night, there's no question. Jalen Brown is going, ah, couldn't he just wait until next year? Like, I got this thing going right now. I know where we are as a team. And if you're not going to be 100%, are you really adding to what we're doing? Yeah, and I'll even add to that of what a guest said last week to us, the backs up of Peter and Alan are saying. I like things my way, my coffee, my schedule, and my treatment. So I talked to my doctor about self-injecting with the VivGuard Hydrilo-Prefilled syringe, which contains effgarte gum on alpha and hyaluronidase QVFC. It's injected under your skin subcutaneously. It means I can inject in my space on my time.

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26:26That's why there's so dangerous, right? That changes. Everything that you said. And now Tatum comes back. They're the biggest favorites to come out of the East. So that's gone now, right? And they're going crazy, by the way, they're going crazy in boss. I was watching a show up there. One of my friends is on it. I was watching it and they were saying like, this is the biggest comeback in season comeback in the NBA since Jordan came back in 95, 96. But that's how big this is. Wow, that's. And that's a lot. Now I also want to point this out. So the Celtics play, you know, again, a depleted Dallas Maverick's team tonight at home. It's the right way to return. But you know what they're, you know what they're schedule is next week? Listen to this. It starts Sunday at one o'clock in Cleveland. Then they go to San Antonio and play the spurs. And then they go to Oklahoma City, play the Thunder. That's your next three games.

27:26And you got to play in any of those games? Well, he might play in one or two. And how much is he going to play? Like this is, this is going to be interesting on many levels. They have what do they have? 20 games left in their, in their season. It would, I'm curious to, wouldn't you be interested in what the Brad Stevens conversation is right now? Like how much of this, how do they manage it? Where does Brad Stevens fall on this? Where, and this next, you might be interested in, I don't, you know, people get us a Celtics guy in the next 10 minutes. Well, where does Joe Mizzula fall on this? Where does Brad Stevens fall on this? They have to all be in lockstep. Don't you think they'd all have to be in agreement? Don, do they all have to be in lockstep? Is it not possible that two could be pushing one? Like that Mizzula, I could see Mizzula being a crazy person who's like, no, no, we're going to win it this year. Like we're here, let's go for it. And I could see Brad Stevens being a guy who's like, hey, dude, we don't need you this year. This was all about the long, the long. They always let him believe it. And if I'm telling you from what I know, they're, first of all, they play at seven.

28:26So there's no one available at five, 30. In Boston right now, they're getting ready for the game. But the, but Brad Stevens is the guy that runs that place. He runs the show. They would, he would not be playing if they didn't want him to play. Well, they, they see he's ready. They want to give him the chance to do it. Now, one theory up there that I heard was, you know, he might play a little bit. And if it's just, you know, if he's realizing, like, I'm not close and I don't want to hold the team back, that they'll leave it to him to say, I made my comeback. I'm back. I was able to play, but I'm not ready to play playoff level. I don't want to take away from the team. It is possible that could be the outcome before we get to game 82. I guess it'll depend on how he feels, but is it really that strategic? Or is it just, hey, he wants to play? We got to let him play. Nobody wants to tell him, no. I want to come back and play. You're going to tell him, no, it's one thing he leaves it up to you.

29:26But if a star player says, I want to come back and play. Yeah, is there anybody in that organization is going to tell him, no, no, no, you can't. If he's cleared, even if he's cleared, you play him. You play him. But I'm telling you, all the pressure, all the attention, all the expectations are now shoved all up to Boston. No one else. This is good for Detroit. This is good for the Knicks. All the pressure, all the expectations, all of it now are up there. And if you believe like Perk did, that one of the benefits of picking Boston or one of the reason you pick Boston is because there's zero pressure on them, that ship sale. That's not over. If that's the reason why you thought they were dangerous, they're not a little bit dangerous. Because like you said, they're going to have a target on their back now. Yep. And it's going to be the talking point for the rest of the season. Every time they play, it becomes a big deal. I just want to say, as a Celtics fan, fraudulent as you may have been in the world,

30:26I would have been so okay with a decision being made at this point. Hey, we know the rumors are out. And we know Jason's practicing and he's doing his best to get back. We're going to go ahead this year and go on without him. Like we want this to be a full year recovery. He is too valuable to this franchise. And as much as we'd love to have him be a part of this year, this is a long-term play. And he's not happy about it, but this is what we're doing. I just want to say that me as a fan, I'm good with that. That answer to me is professional. And okay, I mean, you guys remember last year how quickly I was in on the bench, Jaden, for the rest of the year. I didn't need to see. Once Jaden Daniels had heard his arm badly and it freaked me out and it looked like his arm bent inside. I didn't want to see him again. Like go away. Well, when it's someone you believe could be the future of an organization, any sort of rushback to me, guys, is just, I don't know if the juices were at the squeeze. Now, I completely agree. And now our good friend, Kofi, did point out.

31:26Yeah, that's a good one. That Dominique Wilkins returned in a short amount of time and averaged 29 a game in the 92-93 season. I guess he's 40-91. I guess at the end of the early in the 91-92 season and came back in 92-93 and averaged 30 points again. Right, he only played 40. He had only played 42. That's a human highlight, really. But he played 42 games the year before. So that's half the season. And then came back. But I point out to everyone. He came back at the start of the season. Had the ability to play a training game. He played 70 games. Like this is not parachuting into the playoffs. You know what I mean? Like this is not, well, just, I'll tell you what, his first game that season was against the Knicks. And he had 30. His first game back. Wilkins had 30 points. I don't think he's different. Would anybody have batted an eye if he just stayed in the G-League

32:29or just waited it out and then just came back with a couple of weeks left in the season? The fact that he went to the G-League and then came back. He must feel good. Well, you got to ramp up, right? Because you know you don't have much time. You've got to get games in. You've got to get through the soreness and all the things that happen when you haven't played as long as he has. There's a lot he's got to get through to see if he can do it in the playoffs. And that's what these next, I think, six weeks are going to be. They know they're going to make, they know they're going to make the playoffs. They're not worried about what impact to get have on their team right now. I think it's to see can he ramp it up to a point where he is showing you, okay, there's the Tatum that we remember. He's got about six weeks to do this. Pedro and LA's got a conspiracy theory about Celtics. I love it. What do you got, Pedro? Love conspiracy theories. Hey, what's up guys? Do you think the Celtics, does that, the Tatum coming back so early? Does that have anything to do with the Celtics

33:30having like really bad odds before the season? And maybe somebody, a lot of people took the bet and they comes back and kind of react to odds and they use it. Wow, you are. I mean, another thing, very deep down, you know. How? You watch, you ever watch YouTube? Wow, I love this. This is a dark point down because people more on all the time down. So I think if Peter calls you a moron, you got to be able to take it because you call people more on a lot. I love you about that. Don is a big moron guy. Later, I am a big moron guy. He does use moron. Yeah, but maybe I don't even know what it means of a big totally honest with you. I do not know the actual definition of moron. I need the origin of word actually. I do, but not a code, not your friends to their face by their back, perhaps. Hmm. And you know, this was, you know, moron was a medical term. Really? Early 20th century. OK, that sounds right. Take me through. Yeah. So from the Greek moron, which is meant to say foolish.

34:34Yeah. So those back when I guess when people were foolish, whether they institutionalized them, I guess so. Well, now I listen, it's far fetched, right? It's a bit of a reach. But this is what happens when you have legalized gambling and stuff like all of the odds we got. Look how much they changed. What were the odds at the start of the year? Sure, sure, it wasn't plus 240. Let me say if we can, can we find that? Is that, that's findable, right? Yeah, I'm sure either Anthony or Jacob can find what the Celtics odds were. They had had to be, God, probably plus 1,000. They were to reach the NBA finals. No, that's the, that's the wrong season, see? Don't trust AI. I have now the 2025, 26 plus 750 championship odds. To win the championship.

35:36NBA finals winner, yes, plus 750. So it's probably like a plus. By the way, that's the mix were, wait a minute. See, no, this isn't preseason either. I apologize. This is, we're doing this live folks. We're doing this. That folks folks, we're going through this live. You know what I mean? Stay with us, stay with us till we get there. Don't ever do this live. No, do it live. Well, not if it's going to be this. Yeah, well, yeah, Alan House too. I was defending you. Yeah, I got a war on that for you, by the way. It was a great idea. Not like, not like that you don't like it this way, okay. Well, I mean, we'll get there eventually, but hopefully we'll have it when we get back and it'll make for a nice tease. A lot of calls to get to, 199377. I got it now. No, let's do it. I'm gonna hold on to it. Quick time out, some breakfast until you want to know about. Codiac frozen power waffles and flap jacks are built for busy mornings. Heat it, eat it, and you're out the door.

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38:39I'm Neil just steps away from addict and square garden and Penn station brought to you by Schwepps above the rim refreshment. Feel the madness and refresher game with a Schwepps celtzer or Schwepps ginger ale Sam Adams and sun cruiser vodka iced tea available at Jack Doyle's and John Sullivan's must be 21 or older to purchase. Please drink responsibly. All right, more calls. Down to 9-1-9. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Don't you want me to get to the right number. I thought maybe you were still trying to find them. I have it. I found it the Fandall and this is from October of 2025 right at the start of the season and if we could find ourselves a Delorean and a flux capacitor boys we'd be rich. So the to reach the NBA finals, meaning winning the Eastern Conference was plus 1200. Wow. So all right, it gets better. The win total over under was 41 and a half and they suggested take the under which was minus 124. If you took the over plus 102, they're at 41 wins right now.

39:47Oh, so that's that's done. That's easy. And then one last thing. This one also caught my odds to win the NBA MVP. Jalen Brown plus 30,000. Wow. And what is right there plus 500? He's right there. Man. Yeah, what other reason? Yeah, what other reason it doesn't need to take him back? I, um, I don't want to take the chance of trying to do it in segment, but can we get the odds on what Brown right now is to an MPP? Peter says plus 500. You're daring me to do this. Are you okay? Well, please don't. I, I would suggest that maybe Anthony do it. Wow. You lost all your faith to me, didn't you? Don't you're not trying to say that Alan is a bad at bad at Googling? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I mean, the M word, you're not suggesting that I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't do that to a teammate, but I tell you that when I asked Anthony,

40:47if he could, before the start of that segment, when I brought up the odds to win the East and the West, I don't know if I put my phone down before he had sent it to me. Well, he's very good. So this is more of a compliment to Anthony. We're a gambling issue that I have one of the two. Yeah, you have that. So if you're gambling problem, possible on the table as well. So how are we doing? Do we have it? Yeah, how are we doing? That's a good question. Did Anthony find it? So we're giving up here. Well, wait, do you just told me that you wanted Anthony to do it? I just, I thought you wanted to see if you power through it. But I assumed because you were offended, you were powering through to do it, and we still don't have. All right. What are we looking for? Do I really get offended? Well, Jalen Brown, MVP odds right now. Let's take it. Well, that's, so that one's hard to look at for us because we're in New York. In New York, you can't bet it. I can't find it. So I don't know if I look for it. I'll find it, but I'll see if I can find it online. You know, but I'm in the way of a year'sy. So. Oh, okay. Also now you could do it. Now I'm good. Now let's see if I'm any better at it than that Alan.

41:50You're better than me at everything. That's not true. Oh, it's to win MVP. Let's see if he's even on the list. God, I'm looking, I'm just looking at. No, he's definitely on the list. He's like third. He's in the top five for sure. SGA at minus 260. Okay. Yo, get you plus for 50. Cunningham at plus. No, they don't have him here. What? That's insane. That's a, that's crazy. Dude, plus plus 4,000. Wow. He's still plus 4,000. Well, because the feeling is it's either SGA or Yo-Kitch. Right. I mean, again, because people are lazy. Still, but no, but think about it, Peter. I had it right the first time. He went from plus plus 30,000 to plus 4,000. So that's, that's, that's pretty good. That's pretty good movement. Yeah. Oh, yeah, from 30. Yeah. Yeah. That's, that's a movement of 26,000 for God's sake. So that's pretty good.

42:54I'm curious about this one, too, while we're playing this reindeer game. 20, 25 season. What was the Celtics win total projected to be? 41. You just said that. 41.5 was the over under. Yeah. Yeah. And it was plus money. And then the over was plus one of the old. Yeah. So, but is it so shouldn't that statistic? Seeing as they're going to cruise past the over tonight? Probably shouldn't, shouldn't that factor into the MVP conversation a big way? Like, isn't that this is where I always tell you is always what you're not wrong. You're not wrong. It's, it's always a fight between do you define it as the best player in the league? Or do you define it as most valuable? The Celtics this year minus Jalen Brown in spite of the great coaching in spite of the great defense. Alan, if they're down, Jalen Brown, they're now there. They're there. Yeah, they're 30.

43:56Well, 15 to 18. Yeah. No. Yeah. Like, that's a me. Yes. No, it's best. That's why I said, I believe Joe Missoula should be coach of the year. I think he's been. It's an incredible job. Yeah. I bet that's the one. These MVP odds. Yeah. And by the way, his coach of the year was a plus 1,500 to start the year. But these MVP odds are based on who the best player is. Not the most valuable because Cunningham should be the most valuable. Pistons have the best record in the NBA. Right. Why would joke? It's be the second favorite. Where's Denver? Yeah, it's true. They're going by who the best guy has like 30 double triple doubles and he's still right. That's right. The Pistons weren't the favorite coming in and they have the best record in the NBA right now. And meanwhile, Cunningham's got what the fourth best odds, third best odds and ridiculous. And you look at Brown with no Tatum having them in the conversations of top three team in the east to have it be minus 4,000 plus 4,000 is giving basically they say that SJ is the best player.

44:59And that's why he's the favorite. Yeah. Now, obviously you take any of these guys away from their teams. It's going to be huge. Of course. But I think they're just giving it to the best. That's where those odds come from anyway as far as I'm concerned. All right, let's go to Leo in the Bronx. He wants to show off a little bit. What do you got Leo? Hey, hey, guys, as always, thank you so much for getting me through just take a couple of minutes. I don't want to waste the other colors time with their sports point, but I'll go find that Nicole. We're right now at the hospital. We need a little bit of help. We're debating between Jackson, like Jackson daughter. I'm a huge giant. I like it. Which one do you think you should go with? I think that they should tell us what they like better. So it's Jackson or what's the other option? So Jackson would be J. A. X. S. O. N. and then Bryson B. R. I. C. E. N. And I'm literally actively contracting as I ask you guys a question because my because my man loves your show so much.

45:59But this is the priority. You are the priority person for me. What is your preference? Yeah. And what's Bryson for? So you don't have any significance to me other than I just like them both that he is a diehard giant fan. So he is ready to name our first child after their new quarterback. I just want to take a page out of Peter's book. And he did it for his daughter last year or two years ago. And I just wanted to name because you don't want to write Peter. We jumped you because we're like, what if Daniels doesn't turn out to be anything? And unfortunately you had the season that he had. But the biggest the biggest piece also is two things. My how into it? What's the woman's name? Yeah, what's your wife's name? Nicole. I'm sorry. Nicole, where are you at? Where are you at with Jackson as a name? Or the Giants? Natalie loved the course. I love it in Jackson. I just feel like it's getting more and more common. So that's why I was a little bit hesitant and I feel like Bryson is a little bit less common. But my boyfriend's name is Leonel.

47:03So it would be Jackson, Leonel or Bryson, Leonel. So we just need opinions. We're having all the nurses. My opinion should not matter. My opinion should not matter. Your opinion matters more than anything. And of course your boy, you know what? You're not, you're not. I appreciate you. I think you're not wrong. So I say, I say Bryson only because again, we all hope Jackson Dart is going to turn out to be great. Peter named my Daniels playing the championship game. I put Jackson Dart doesn't turn out to be any good forever. You're going to say that people I named my kid after Jackson Dart in like 20 years from now to be like, who? What happened? The guy that got hurt in his second year? I don't know. I said that. I said Bryson, Leonel, sounds like the next famous sports star. I don't want to listen. This is your guy's choice. And so you're going to have to do a try for you. Well, you understand. My boyfriend loves you guys more than me. So you guys can just give us a towel. You can always begging you to just make a decision so they can move on and she can have this baby.

48:05I can't, I'm contracting for you guys. Please. No, I'm out on Bryson. Alan, Alan, we need you to weigh in because I do. I think the name Bryson is nozzly. I'm out on Bryson. Wow. I'm out on Bryson. She could be a good golfer. We don't know. Honestly, it's so golf. I just am not there for it. Maybe it's come with you make a decision now. Yeah, exactly. And I'm not saying this because I'm going to try to rush through this because there's urgency in your voice sweetheart. And I've got all the best to you. God bless. I am saying Jackson as well. It's just a strong sounding name and I like it. Yes, it's a great name, but on four two things. Number one, it sounds like she's leaning towards Bryson. That's why we have to have the say. Brat and Jackson because of Jackson Dart. Well, it's what if because of Jackson Dart, but in the end, it doesn't have to be. It has to be because it's just this is the name we we came up with and they'll make it great. That's the thing. I think if she had told me I hate the name Jackson, that's a different story. She said she loved it.

49:09So if you love it and don't. Here's the thing. If Jayden Daniels turns out to not be the guy who I believe he's going to be, it will be a funny story. I'm like, remember when they had the guy Jayden Daniels, we loved the name. He was playing great. We went with Jayden as a. Yeah, it's not like you literally now unless he goes out. Now if he goes out and pulls an OJ God for bid, well, then we've got a problem. But assuming that the career just flams out, it's not the end of you know. Jalen's middle name is Michelle after the so the Beatles song and Marcos middle name is Harrison because of George Harrison. They can't be tarnished. That one's a song a great song and one was a great beetle that's no longer with us. But when you get George, it's all the things of the NFL man. I'm sorry. No, no, no. They're right. Well, the votes are we got to vote it. Don't you got to. And I did. Two thirds. All right. Get to having a baby. Let us know Monday how we did. Contractions. That's awesome. I'm leading to ENN. I love it. I'm a Roosevelt guest. What a show. Thanks for listening to about Don Han and Rosenberg podcast.

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