
About this episode
Interactive timestamps
Jump to segmentGet every episode summarized
Each time Sarah and Vinnie Full Show publishes, we email you a written briefing from the transcript — the topics, who appeared, and any specific claims, with the ad reads skipped.
Email me new episodesFree for 3 shows. No card needed.
Hosts & guests
Transcript ready
501 searchable segments. Every word is indexed and playable.
Full transcript
Sarah and Vinnie Full Show — Hour 3: Punch Finds Love!. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
0:00Guys, it's no use putting it off. The best time for an underwear refreshes now. Tommy John underwear is designed for a perfect fit that stays put all day. There's zero shape thanks to four times more stretch than competing brands, and their innovative horizontal quick draw fly is a game changer. With over 30 million pairs sold, there are thousands of men out there more comfortable than you. Don't settle for less. Go to TommyJohn.com today for 25% off your first order with code comfort. That's TommyJohn.com code comfort. Tommy John. Comfort. Perfected. Ryan Reynolds here from Mint Mobile. The message for everyone paying big wireless way too much. Please, for the love of everything good in this world, stop. With Mint, you can get premium wireless for just $15 a month. Of course, if you enjoy overpay no judgments, but that's weird. Okay, one judgment. Anyway, give it a try at mintmobile.com slash switch. Up front payment of $45 for three month plan, equivalent to $15 per month required, introrate for three months only, then full price plan options available, taxes and fees extra, see full terms at mintmobile.com.
1:01Testing season is right around the corner, and this is when confidence really matters. When kids take time to review key concepts and strengthen their skills before assessments, it can make all the difference. IXL helps reinforce what they're learning right now, so they walk into every test feeling prepared, capable, and confident. IXL is an award-winning online learning platform that helps kids truly understand what they're learning, whether they're building math confidence, strengthening reading and writing skills, or reviewing science concepts. Designed for students from pre-K through 12th grade, IXL delivers personalized interactive practice that adapts to your child's level and pace. It's an easy, effective way to support learning as the school year heads into its final stretch. Studies show kids who use IXL score higher on tests, proven in all 50 states. IXL is used in 96 of the top 100 school districts in the US. Make an impact on your child's learning, get IXL now, and listeners can get an exclusive 20%
2:04off IXL membership when they sign up today at IXLLearning.com slash audio. Visit IXLLearning.com slash audio to get the most effective learning program out there at the best price. Oh my God, that's a great idea. You're waking up with Sarah and Vinnie. Wake up. Alice, 97-3. All morning. Alice at 97-3, Sarah and Vinnie, Alice's morning show. Sarah's out. She's on vacation through the rest of the week. And Midday Mason, also known as Mason on the mic, is in with trash. Before we get to that, I have a couple things to run through here. The heatwave continues today. That's it. It's going to continue through Friday night, and that's what we're dealing with. You reminded me of Family Guy. It's hot. It's hot. That's it. It's really hot. We're pushing. We hit mid 90s at my house yesterday, and it gets hot upstairs. It took a minute. In fact, as I told you yesterday or the earlier this morning, my kids had some kind of they're in theater and they do drama and they had a showcase.
3:10And I was kind of like, well, it's going to take forever for it to cool off tonight. I'm going to that. So I went to it, and then I even got home and was like, I'll watch Survivor because it's still a million degrees in my room. So I know many of you are dealing with that as I am, and it'll continue through tomorrow. I also need to say, good morning, Gene and David. Geney, Vinnie. You're so sweet. Let's do some trash, Mason. Yes. I told you that there's a hot new couple of lures, and that would be Punch, the baby monkey. He officially has a girlfriend and the internet can't handle it. If you've seen the videos of Punch, he got, and I believe the toy is an IKEA orange Japanese maca. But it's a it's just a little stuffy. Yeah. And I guess this this monkey was not accepted into the tribe initially. And so it gravitated towards this stuffy and couldn't get the love of the the other monkeys. And but I believe it does have now acceptance. And there was
4:16a video of it getting a hug from another monkey. This is a zoo, right? Yes. It's at the zoo. It's the cutest thing in the world. And oh, it just makes me want a more. Are they helping? No, they just hugged. They just hugged. It's supposed to be cute. It's a Disney PG film. Mmm, monkeys like to hump. They are adorable, like literally hugging and kissing each other. Like think of like a three-year-old little kids. Like, just my girlfriend. Have you ever been around a monkey? No, they're awful. Oh, I don't know. They're just they don't know what they're going to do next. They run on. They're always grabbing things. There's different monkeys. Your experience with monkeys is I had a friend who had a pet monkey. And then I when we used to go up to a marine world, they would always do something with a monkey. And every time the monkey would just do something that was scary to me. I find them scariest when I'm. All right. I don't know. A punch on the internet is known as very cute. And maybe punch has some love is what you're telling you. A punch has found love before I have. So cool, cool, cool. It's totally fine. I'm fine with it.
5:22Let's switch gears to something a little less lighthearted. The the daggers. Another one of them is in the news. Joseph Dugger was arrested yesterday for allegedly sexually abusing an underage girl. Now, this is the same brother who once spoke out against his famous older brother, Josh, over accusations of child molestation more than a decade ago. And so maybe I'm guessing with what I know about, you know, that that subjects. Maybe we need to be looking a little bit more closely into that family and into the father and how they grew up. And something is not right. Well, I didn't I never watched the show. And that family lives in the celebrity trash for me as Sarah has reported the initial or the brother that was busted. I think he went to jail. I believe he's there right now. Yeah. We're doing stuff to his sisters or people in his family. Yeah. And now this new, this is a different kid, a different daughter and this trouble is not with his own family, but someone. Yes. Okay. Yeah. They were on TLC's 19 kids and counting, which
6:28anybody? No, I never saw it. I wasn't a big TLC gal. I just watched the honey Boo Boo. No, the other one about the polygamy. Oh, I can't watch it because I did watch a few seasons of that. Yeah, I just hated the main guy so much. Oh, yeah, Cody's the worst. Yes. That's the husband of all the ladies. I never saw that. But I'm familiar with polygamy. It's one man multiple lives. The same anger is brought out in me as the dad talk. I just I got it. It's a power dynamic thing. But you think it's okay. It's a power dynamic. You said polygamy, so are you are not playing me about having polyamory? It's completely different. Okay. Although big love. Great show. If people are happy in their polygamous relationships, I support them, but it doesn't seem like it's very fair. Oh, they seem like they're miserable. On sister rives, you know, every time I don't know, it seemed like it was going well. Cody needed
7:32a new wife. I fell in love again. Oh, is that it? He actually claims to love them? He's so welcome. I know him. Him and his little permed hair. I think they're natural curls. Either way, the secret lives of Mormon wives star. Wait, wait, wait, just real quick. So the doggers in jail or he's just being accused. He's just being accused. He was arrested yesterday. All right. That's what I know. So more secret lives of Mormon wives drama. This one, Michaela Matthews is on the show and she confirmed the show's pause came as a result of Taylor Frankie Paul's ongoing drama. She says it was a decision that all of us girls came up with and agreed on. We didn't feel comfortable filming with everything that was happening. Wow. Yeah, that's their meal ticket. Good for them though. They are all named as executive producers starting on this season. Wow. So it's nice that they have a say because this show be as big if they just threw her off it. The girl that's going on to the bachelor at her names
8:33Taylor Frankie Paul. She's in trouble for domestic violence against her baby daddy and maybe even against her own kid as there was some kind of argument, right? There was, yes, there were allegations of that her kid was involved, but she came out and said that that wasn't true. So what if this group were to say this group, the Mormon wives TV show, they just say, we don't want her on the show because we want to keep making shows. They could definitely do that. They do that. And they've kicked people off the show before or they haven't let women come back to the show when they've left and then they're like, I want to come back and miss all the money. They've let them come back. They definitely act like they have that power. And initially for the first few seasons, Taylor Frankie Paul was really the key. She was the leader at this point. I think it could go on with that. I think it could go on with that. Well, it may be happening, right? Guess we'll see. Do we know yet if they're going to air the bachelor at they're going to have to?
9:33It'll be the biggest premiere I think they've ever had. Everybody is talking about this. Everybody wants to see if she's a train wreck. It's going to be huge. I don't honestly understand why you would have to anyway. Like even if she murdered someone, I would still want to watch to see like, what was she like before? You know what I mean? Yeah, but people don't want to platform people who are bad. I get don't pay her for it. Make her gig of a more refund check. I don't know. Yeah, good point. They're going to hear it. Of course they are. Now, have any of you seen a show yet at the sphere in Vegas? No, no, but Susan just went. He saw a lanyum. He said it was incredible. He loved it. He loved it. Did he stay for the whole weekend? Like you do multiple shows or I forget what I think he got there kind of late on Friday and he came back super early Sunday. But then he did a pool party during the day. Just like some party just as much as you. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. No, they party. There's no question. They show are living their best life as they should.
10:38And as they look at your stare down, I don't want to say the barrel. You're getting married at the year. What month is September? Really? Oh dang. Talk of family. Oh, yeah. Okay. You don't seem stressed out at all. I'm not awesome. Good for you. What's there to be stressed about? It's going to be the best weekend of my life. I mean, you've got like the major stuff all taking care of. Yeah. I'll hazard a guess. Anytime you classify something as the best weekend in your life, there's pressure that that weekend better live up to it. It's going to be all my favorite people for my whole life there to celebrate me and my bestie. I mean, I just don't see it. Like, how could it go wrong? Good point. Do you have what do you have left to do? I have to. I have been going back and forth with one vendor who has the tent and some glassware that we're renting and some lighting and that sort of thing. And I need to book that. So that's going to be hard from here to do a long distance. Luckily, there's not too many options. So it hasn't been that hard.
11:40I mean, it's not like I can go in person and see everything, but I don't care that much. Yeah. And then I have the bartender lined up, but I need to book that. These things are on my to-do list today. Oh, are you going band or DJ? You'll have to wait and find out. Oh, boy. Okay. So the sphere, there is speculation about pink performing at the sphere, which would be very cool because her act includes a lot of acrobat. You know, but how do you do acrobats at the sphere? It's not the it's she's I well, she would know better than any of us what she might do with her show in terms of, you know, incorporating the sphere and the camp. But many people say that it's all about the screens and it takes that musician and the musician ship right out of the show. And that's a lot of bands are like, our thing is leg kicking while we do, you know, guitar solos. Mr. Kevin J. Cristobal at on the YouTube chat said that he watched the Backstreet Boys at the sphere and it was amazing. And they're dancing. Well, you know, they're moves and I don't know.
12:48Anyway, pink does rule. I've never seen a perform and I would love to just for the the acrobatic stuff itself. Listen to this. She came in and we met her Sarah and I. We got to interview her. And first of all, she walks in and it was the most impressive celebrity she walks right up with her hand out and goes, hi, I'm Alicia. Nice to meet you. And we were. You're also known as pink, but okay, but she uses her real name, introduces, shakes hands. Then after we interview her and talk to her for a bit, she has her acoustic guitar guy sits down next to her and she absolutely rushed like three songs for us in that voice that she's got. The one where it's on that like scratchy and the whole she did it all right in front of us. No tricks. And we were just completely floored by it. Like that's a lady who's got who who's the real deal. I just love that she was very different when she first came on the scene like very R&B
13:53and very different by talks about that. That she was packaged up and pushed out in a way that didn't match her personality. And she ended up getting to take control of it, which is cool. Yeah. Are you familiar with what is it? Chickenshack? The dating? Is that what the Amelia? Oh, chicken shop date. Yeah. I love that series. What is that? The YouTube series where this beautiful cute little British girl goes on quote unquote dates with celebrities or just interesting people, but that's how she interviews them and she does it at a chicken shop. So think about it as hot ones, but instead of them eating wings, she's taking them on a date to a chicken shop. It's very charming. So she's very charming. Like a chicken. Yeah, that kind of thing, but in the UK. So she was on the red carpet recently and she did a quick little interview with Ethan Hawke. That was incredibly heartwarming. It was. I saw it. And it made me it put him in a different light as well.
14:54She said, do you have any advice for someone who has a bit of an unrequited love theme in their life? And Ethan Hawke said, the one who's in love always wins. And it doesn't matter if you get to heart broke, you're living when you're feeling when you're alive. The sun doesn't care whether the grass appreciates its rays, right? It just keeps on shining. That's you. That's deep. I know. And people were like, why are we asking Ethan Hawke more questions? So the man is she actually trying to date not him, not him. I know, but what I'm saying is if she meets someone and falls in love, the show's over. No, it's more of a stick like her thing is she's flirting with them to try and disarm them to get take the conversation somewhere interview shows don't normally go. Okay. Her famous famous one is with Andrew Garfield. Yes, where it was like he was flirting back and people were like, are they dating? And so for like a year after that, people were like, they're dating. Whoever's this person is, she's getting big stars. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Wow. Okay. All right.
15:56Now she's doing red carpets. Yeah. Wow. What she did. So that was at the Oscars. Yes. She's on there. Yeah. There's been some interesting talk about who gets to be on the red carpet. There was another girl who's a comedian who did an amazing job. I want to say it's Mary Beth, hilarious, stunning, great. And then there was also Paige Desorbaugh, who is a reality TV star on Summer House on Bravo, who I love, but she was not as good and even Paige kind of admitted, like I could have done better. And it's, that is a job. You need to prep. You need to watch the shows, the movies, and you need to do your research on who these stars are. So you don't ask stupid questions like, oh, who are you dating? Well, I've been married for 55 years. So I'm not dating anyone. Those are the simplest things to take care of with a simple internet search. Do a little digging. There was also a lot of talk about Jake Shane, because he did the vanity care after party. But and he's kind of like an Amelia chicken shop date type too. He's one of those guys too
17:01that apparently has a lot of his family comes from money and he might have bought his way into some of the doors that were open for him. I'm jealous. I'll just say. He went viral on TikTok for doing impersonations of like George Washington finding out that he is elected the first president. That's his bit. That was his bit. And he would do tons and tons of them. Or like, I'm trying to think of another one that was really popular. Kind of like drunk history sort of. Oh, they're funny. They were so funny. So he got really popular in TikTok doing that. But that is a good point. He really skyrocketed into having a very successful podcast where he gets top tier talent. Oh, he's been in a bunch of like super famous commercials. He'll be like the thing in a background. Jake Shane. I don't know what any of these people say. Well, neither do I, but I'm actually some of this stuff is the trash. Like this is, he's really good. I'm glad to hear it. Um, let's talk about someone who you probably are
18:03familiar with. Steven Baldwin. Yeah. So he is warned in a very bizarre post that aliens are coming. It was a post about the Oscars and he did this on Tuesday. He suggested that an alien invasion will change the face of the country. Aliens after aliens come, it'll be a whole new different America and the leadership. As I type these words is counting on you, pointing emoji, buying this movie ticket. Well, they received the box office Marty Supreme. Huh? Steven Baldwin, everybody believes that aliens are coming. No, I mean, a lot of people do. I know. I just saw this this post on a break when I was scrolling that said, if a dragon flew overhead right now, I'd be surprised, but not like surprised, surprise. I hope not. I just, I couldn't handle it. 840 3697 is our text number. Maddie's got a couple before we break for news.
19:06Yeah. So we've got from the 206. I recently saw the Eagles at the sphere. They absolutely crushed it. It was an amazing show. Highly recommend. They've got way more hits than you think. 6500. Maddie had such a crush on you, but now you say you don't like monkeys. My heart is broken. I'm sorry. I just don't like them. You wouldn't consider changing your mind for a really sweet lady? I mean, just I like, like I don't mind monkeys on TV. It's just in person. I don't want to be around them. Well, luckily they are illegal exotic pets. Yeah. I have a red carpet story in the news right after these. Guys, it's no use putting it off. The best time for an underwear refreshes now. Tommy John, underwear is designed for a perfect fit that stays put all day. There's zero shape thanks to four times more stretch than competing brands, and their innovative horizontal quick draw fly is a game changer. With over 30 million pairs sold, there are thousands of men out there more comfortable than you. Don't settle for less.
20:10Go to TommyJohn.com today for 25% off your first order with Code Comfort. That's TommyJohn.com. Code Comfort. Tommy John. Comfort. Perfected. Ryan Reynolds here for Mint Mobile. I don't know if you knew this, but anyone can get the same premium wireless for $15 a month plan that I've been enjoying. It's not just for celebrities, so do like I did and have one of your assistance assistance switch you to Mint Mobile today. I'm told it's super easy to do at MintMobile.com slash upfront payment of $45 for three month plan, equivalent to $15 per month required, intro rate first three months only, then full price plan options available, taxes and fees extra, default terms at MintMobile.com. Testing season is right around the corner, and this is when confidence really matters. When kids take time to review key concepts and strengthen their skills before assessments, it can make all the difference. IXL helps reinforce what they're learning right now, so they walk into every test feeling prepared, capable and confident. IXL is an award-winning online learning platform that helps kids truly understand what they're
21:15learning, whether they're building math confidence, strengthening reading and writing skills, or reviewing science concepts. Designed for students from pre-K through 12th grade, IXL delivers personalized interactive practice that adapts to your child's level and pace. It's an easy, effective way to support learning as the school year heads into its final stretch. Studies show kids who use IXL score higher on tests, proven in all 50 states. IXL is used in 96 of the top 100 school districts in the US. Make an impact on your child's learning. Get IXL now, and listeners can get an exclusive 20% off IXL membership when they sign up today at IXLlearning.com slash audio. Visit IXLlearning.com slash audio to get the most effective learning program out there at the best price. Spring is when plans start becoming real. Trips get booked, calendars fill up, and if learning a new language has been on your list, starting now means that by summer, you'll already feel more confident speaking and understanding it.
22:18That's where Rosetta Stone comes in. For over 30 years, they've been a trusted leader in language learning. Their immersive, intuitive method helps you naturally absorb your new language, no memorizing random vocabulary lists, and no relying on translations. Instead, you learn by connecting words, visuals, and meaning in context. The way language is meant to be learned, with 25 languages to choose from, including Spanish, French, German, and Japanese, and millions of users worldwide, Rosetta Stone is the go-to tool for real language growth. Plus, lessons are simple and easy to fit into your day, whether you have five minutes in the morning or a quick break in the afternoon. Ready to start learning a new language this spring? Visit rosettastone.com slash rs10 today to explore Rosetta Stone and choose the language that's right for you. Go to rosettastone.com slash rs10 now and begin your language learning journey.
23:22Alice, 97-3. Alice, 97-3. Sarah and Vinnie, Alice's morning show. Thanks for being with us this morning. We are live, but Sarah's out. Mason is in. You've heard her on her mid days, and she's still doing mid days while you're doing double-duty. Yeah, that's great. Triple-duty, technically. I also do another show in Seattle from here, so I track it. That's pretty rare. Don't tell anyone in Seattle that. You can also find her at all the socials Mason on the mic. I'm going to do news for you here in a second, but let me start with it's hot. The end. Tomorrow is the first day of spring. Let's see, here. March madness begins in less than an hour. Also, in less than an hour, you have a chance to get three-day passes to outside lands, so stay with us. This news report is brought to you by San Francisco Bay Coffee. One small sip for a better tomorrow and a way better morning available and whole being
24:24ground and one cup coffee pods at Amazon.com. All right, here's what's happening. So a few things I wanted to get to. First of all, rage bait. If you need some, here's some. Go try to fill up your car at the gas station. The gas prices are absolutely insane right now. I did yesterday and it was, I think, $90. I switched to electric and I was very scared of having, because I commute from Santa Cruz to San Francisco every day back and forth. And I was really worried about whether or not this would work for me and that Ford Mach E specifically. And this isn't an ad for them, but that's what I drove a drive. It's what I bought. Going electric has changed everything. Did you get a new one? I did get a new one. And did I get named? Well, I didn't get named yet. The girls were talking about it, but we didn't complete the job. The old one I had was a lease and I do a lot of miles.
25:25I finished the lease in under a year. And since I know some people, they were like, wow, you know, we'll take it back, but you can't keep driving it. So I turned that one back in and then went and bought one. And I'm driving a different one now, but it's a, it's a Mach E. And it's going electric is amazing. Do you just plug it in in your garage? I plug it in when I get home and that charges while I'm driving my mini van to go pick up the kids from school or take them to whatever. Like today, I have gymnastics at 330. Wow. And I'll be sitting in the van. I just know I would forget to charge it. I'm the type of person who for doesn't want to go get gas because I hate running errands and stuff. And so I'll leave it to the last minute. Oh, well, now I'm late. And I still have to go get gas. And so you can't do that within electric car because how long does it take to charge? It can't hours for sure hours. I mean, it's not everybody drives like I do, though. On one charge, you might be able to get back and forth to work all week, depending on my commute is not normal, but I'm just saying. So as gas prices rise and you're thinking to yourself,
26:29what should I do? I'm just telling you, I wasn't sure about electric, but I got to try it luckily through Frontier Ford. And it's, I love it. So consider that. They say, and there here's some other advice they've got for you. Drive slower. If you're using a gas car, you got a drive slower use use cruise control more. If you see a red light up ahead, ease off the gas. These are gas saving efforts. If you're driving a car right now and filling up for over six bucks a gallon insane. And I have to put 91 in mind. So it's, it's like six something. Oh, you're an Audi driver. I forgot. High end. Anyway, gas is right now. Very expensive. I feel you. Yeah. A complaint has been filed over Waymo allegedly transporting minors alone, but I think a lot of parents are doing that on purpose, getting their kids arrived. I've been seeing Waymo on the freeway now as I'm driving in in the morning because they're making the run to the airport. And
27:31more, I think it's great. I think it is great. I don't know that I would put my minor in a Waymo and send them to the airport. That seems like a lot. But a minor. I think Uber for for the airport. So someone can help you with your bags, but Waymo for everything else. So you don't have to talk to anyone. People are using it a lot. Waymo's gone big went for years. I would see Waymo on the road, but with a driver in the car. And they were just mapping and practicing and they're out there now on the freeways with no drivers. I saw something just just here locally about some flying taxi or something. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Is actually down near where I live. And I had an opportunity to go see them and do their thing. But then the guy moved on to like now this is the air taxi is a legitimate business that is spreading the same way Uber. Then there was a lift and now they're being a Waymo.
28:31That's going to happen in a big way that the air taxi is for real. You're commute could actually be reasonable. It's my air taxi every day. I don't know what that how that will be. I know for a long time I've been waiting for Cal train to start going earlier. So I could go over the hill and then jump on the train. But they're never going to go early enough. So will joby. I don't know. Maybe be great. I would do it. Yeah, you could get a subscription. Whatever whatever it'd be really convenient. That's so cool. Anyway, Waymo has a complaint filed against them over transporting minors. We'll see what kind of rules come out of this. Would you rather put your kid in a driverless vehicle than with some creepy random dude? Well, all respect to our Uber and Lyft drivers out there and the DoorDash drivers. They're doing the Lord's work because I hate driving. So thank you so much for the rights of the airport. But that is fair. It does make me nervous. There certainly can be bad people everywhere. So
29:37I don't know. I don't think I'm going to mess around. I'll take my kids myself. This was the story I mentioned about the red carpet and I just thought this was interesting and kind of cute. Hollywood's biggest night became an even better morning for one Hollywood resident. This lady, I guess they do the red carpet. It's endless. I don't know how many square yards of carpet they need to use to put out the red carpet for the Academy Awards. Did you, am I, am I taking a story you have? No, but I read about it. All right. This lady went dumpster diving and pulled. They just throw all this red carpet away. So the next day she went dumpster diving and carpeted her apartment and and posted it and people were like, that's amazing. Where I find this stuff? That's so right. It is kind of cool. Like this is from the Academy Awards. This carpet. I don't want red carpet. Well, I said carpets like under the bed. That could be warm
30:43cozy. Okay. You're right. If that's part of your color scheme, that's not mine. And it actually looks like that. I was thinking like an obnoxious like really bad quality, but I guess for the Oscars, which is in the mall by the way, people don't seem to know that every year. It's in the mall. What mall? Some mall in LA. Connected in a mall. I guess I just know the meter inside. Yeah, I think it's still been. I've seen some behind the scenes photos and it's like, oh, there's Claire's and Spencer's gifts and they've got some some curtains. Wetels pretzels. They say a 32-year-old production assistant found her own 15 minutes of fame after going viral with her story about dumpster diving, finding the red carpet, bringing it home, vacuuming the heck out of it, and then putting it in her apartment and posting it. And now people are saying that is so great. Where do I find that stuff? I just thought that's kind of a cool moment. And she's turned her apartment into a
31:43little bit of a memorabilia. You know, I think it's really cool. I would be willing to have a red carpet if it was the red carpet. I mean to say Leonardo DiCaprio stood right there. I guess that's ragworthy. Exactly. We now take our news break to a reporter on the scene where Mason reports live from the launch of a new drink product that might help us all sleep better. When I read this, I was so excited because I'm always on the hunt for sleep remedies. Last night I used my, my melatonin vape and it was amazing. I got it on Amazon. I told you last time I was here when I filled in for Sarah last time. I told you about my melatonin hatches. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got one. I had tons of people messaging me asking me about the brand. And I was like, oh, people actually don't really listen. I mean, I guess I might. So this excites me a lot. Yeah, there's people out there. A former Red Bull exec is dropping a brand new drink called snooze. And it claims to guarantee 12 hours of uninterrupted sleep. Um, how the formula includes
32:53herbal extracts traditionally used to support better sleep, passion flour, linden blossom, lemon balm. And he says that he personally drinks it two to three times a week. And that it is genuinely helped him get his sleep back on track. Does it have Advil PM in it or like some other, what's that drug that you liked? All of them. It starts with an A. What is you? Ambient. Ambient. Is it ambient? I don't think so. Okay. I don't think so. I'm actually, look, I'm hyper. I've mentioned it a thousand times. I don't sleep. Great. I'm sure there are a lot of people out there in my shoes. I don't know. Bob, do you just go down when you put your head down on a pillow? Yeah. No. I'm so jealous of you. I mean, it takes me hours to fall asleep. I used to take melatonin like when I was leaving like dinner. I would take it with my with the bill. And that's your, let's hope this brings me down in time for some sleep. Yeah, because it takes sometimes two hours for me to, for it to kick in. Oh, man. I take sleep meds.
33:56I have for years. Ambient. Not ambient. It's different. Oh, but it's a prescribed. It's prescribed because I have. I have that too. But I will stay up for days. If I don't take some, I, I've stayed up for two days in a row where I could get every day then or every night, every night. And it just like you take it, what an hour in advance and then a few minutes. Okay. And then, yeah, I mean, it's still hard sometimes, but I think a lot of people suffer from this because of the screen time. Is that something that you're on up until? And I know you're not supposed to do that. But you can't not. I cannot. Guys, it's no use putting it off. The best time for an underwear refreshes now. Tommy John, underwear is designed for a perfect fit that stays put all day. There's zero shape thanks to four times more stretch than competing brands and their innovative horizontal quick draw fly is a game changer. With over 30 million pairs sold, there are thousands of men out there more comfortable than you. Don't settle for less. Go to TommyJohn.com today for
34:5725% off your first order with Code Comfort. That's TommyJohn.com Code Comfort. Tommy John, Comfort, perfected. Ryan Reynolds here from Int Mobile. I don't know if you knew this, but anyone can get the same premium wireless for $15 a month plan that I've been enjoying. It's not just for celebrities. So do like I did and have one of your assistance assistants switch you to Mint Mobile today. I'm told it's super easy to do at MintMobile.com slash switch. Upfront payment of $45 for three month plan equivalent to $15 per month required. Intro rate first three months only, then full price plan options available. Taxes and fees extra, default terms at MintMobile.com. Testing season is right around the corner. And this is when confidence really matters. When kids take time to review key concepts and strengthen their skills before assessments, it can make all the difference. IXL helps reinforce what they're learning right now, so they walk into every test feeling prepared, capable and confident. IXL is an award-winning online learning platform that helps kids truly understand what they're learning, whether they're
36:01building math confidence, strengthening reading and writing skills, or reviewing science concepts. Designed for students from pre-K through 12th grade, IXL delivers personalized interactive practice that adapts to your child's level and pace. It's an easy, effective way to support learning as the school year heads into its final stretch. Study show kids who use IXL score higher on tests. Proven in all 50 states, IXL is used in 96 of the top 100 school districts in the US. Make an impact on your child's learning. Get IXL now. And listeners can get an exclusive 20% off IXL membership when they sign up today at IXLlearning.com slash audio. Visit IXLlearning.com slash audio to get the most effective learning program out there at the best price. Spring is when plans start becoming real. Trips get booked, calendars fill up. And if learning a new language has been on your list, starting now means that by summer, you'll already feel more confident speaking and understanding it. That's where Rosetta Stone comes
37:05in. For over 30 years, they've been a trusted leader in language learning. Their immersive, intuitive method helps you naturally absorb your new language, no memorizing random vocabulary lists, and no relying on translations. Instead, you learn by connecting words, visuals, and meaning in context. The way language is meant to be learned, with 25 languages to choose from, including Spanish, French, German, and Japanese, and millions of users worldwide. Rosetta Stone is the go-to tool for real language growth. Plus, lessons are simple and easy to fit into your day, whether you have five minutes in the morning or a quick break in the afternoon. Ready to start learning a new language this spring? Visit RosettaStone.com slash rs10 today to explore Rosetta Stone. And choose the language that's right for you. Go to RosettaStone.com slash rs10 now and begin your language learning journey. This is attorney Amida Zari from Zari Law. If you've been injured in an accident and feel like no one is fighting for you,
38:07it's time to fight back. Call Zari Law at 888-828-Hurt. Just with one call, you can put a proven legal team on your side. Zari Law has been serving the DMV for over 15 years, proudly fighting for our local community. I was born and raised right here in the DMV and my team is made up of experienced, reputable local attorneys dedicated to fighting for injury victims just like you. Follow us on all social platforms at rosari.law. That's a-z-a-r-i-dot-l-a-w. Don't wait. Don't settle. Fight back with rosari law. With offices in Maryland, DC, and Virginia, my team and I are ready to stand up for you. Call 888-828-Hurt. That's 888-828-HURT. And let us fight back for you. Are your glasses blue light? Yes. That's supposed to help, supposedly.
39:10Which reminds me, my vision has gone downhill lately and I think I genuinely need to get glasses now because I can't read the back of pill bottles. What are you wearing? These are blue light. That's it. That's it. There's no corrective lens in there at all. No, none. They're so cute. That's why I read them. What? That's been a thing for like 12 years now. No, I know, and I told Sarah, I've never really- we used to do the show with paper. The show was print, you know, we print all our stories and we do the show that way. And at some point, our old producer made me start doing the show on the computer screen. And this is a big screen. I don't have anything like it in my life. Oh, I do. I would love to have one of these big screens at home. You would. For the computer. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I have a 60-inch in my living room and my friend, I regret this decision with every fiber of my being. My friend told me how she does everything in bed. And I was like, Oh, okay. I'm going to try this out. I made the mistake of I come home now.
40:14I take all my clothes off. I get into bed and I eat in bed. I watch TV and bed. I do puzzles in bed. I do everything in bed now. And I have a tiny little TV in bed. You can't sleep. You're not just going to save the bed for bedtime. They'll tell you and if you have sleep problems, they will tell you you don't even nap in bed. You nap on a couch or somewhere away from bed is for your bedtime only. I am my own worst enemy. And you're living in your bed. And I'm watching TV because you're supposed to. There's a certain distance that you're supposed to watch it from for a certain type of screen. I have a 60-inch in my living room. I never hang out in my living room. I don't even need a living room. And I'm watching a 28-something from far distance just so that I can lay in bed. How not to do it. I'm not the brightest bulb. No one ever accused me of that. Don't forget that March madness is beginning like soon like 20 minutes or 30 minutes from right now. So I know I don't want you to leave. But I do also realize it's big and it's going to go
41:15all the way up to evening hours. Like I think the last game starts at 7 30 tonight, which will obviously put that into the nine o'clock hour. So basketball all day, everybody. The eight hundred four hundred three six nine seven is our number. And we've got a few of your texts. Alright, let's kick it off with four one five. I find it atrocious that the Oscars put all that carbon into a landfill. That is criminal. T in San Enselmo. It's cool that someone went and you know, sort of salvaged it. And I bet they're going to find out that people would love that stuff. If you don't throw it away and just make it available, they'll come get it. Just put the free sign on it like people doing their front yards free to oh, my father-in-law with secret service. And when they renovated the White House in the 80s, he took a whole bunch of original wallpaper and molding and rebuilt one of the rooms in his own home to do the same dimensions and quality as the original White House. That's fun. Whoa. Okay. Well, people are handy. I'm not, but people are. That's really cool. For a wait, Vinnie, your commute is getting normal now. I have
42:20a medical assistant in the office who drives from Modesto to San Jose daily Anna in San Jose. No, that's not normal. There's a lot more of it though than you think what he's trying to say. And I do realize like I know that I could have moved closer to the station, but there were a few things in place. I'm going to work for probably 10 more years, fingers crossed. But when I'm done, I want to be where I want to be. And that's where I want to be over by the beach in Santa Cruz. Also, I'm raising my kids there and I don't want to move them now that I've gotten this sort of them situated. So there's a couple reasons, but also I couldn't find anything worth the money anywhere on the peninsula, which is where I wanted to live. Everything we looked at, I went two million for this. Yeah, that's really half two million, but it's not worth two million. Yuck. I have been seeing reports that just make me nauseous about there was a condo that sold for a million over asking a condo. It's hard to get a place in the Bay Area. And not even just
43:27be able to afford it, it's you could be there with the money and someone got it out from under you. Oh, yeah, I might be renting forever. But that's okay. I think that if you set your life up for that, there's a lot of things you're going to miss, like the leaking roof, which we just like that was out of nowhere. And all of a sudden, I'm going, oh my gosh, we've got to spend that and also taxes are due. Like there's just it's a lot. Oh dear, they are aren't they? It's a lot. Yes, tax times right around the corner. Does anyone know like what happens if Lincoln don't pay? I mean, are they serious about one year? I just didn't do them. And then I just did to both years the next year. You just pay a penalty. Okay. It's not a big deal. So they're not going to come nack you on my door. I mean, if you they owed me money. So no, obviously they weren't coming knocking on my door. If you owe them a lot of money, if you do a lot of freelance stuff, it might be a different story. Yeah, I guess unflapable. Yeah, nothing gets to her. It's great. I have a lot of tax debt. So they do come for you. I ran my own business and and was not good
44:28about paying quarterly taxes. And at the end of the year, you get a huge huge bill. And yeah, and you still are still you're making payments every month. We have somebody who advertises who says they can help you get that down. I forget what what they're called. We'll look them up for eight. I can't imagine how bad working a morning show would mess with your sleep, especially during daylight savings time when it's dark so late. It's the sunshine. Like going to bed with the sunshine is weird. It is weird. But you know what? Like this is what I want to do. Do you guys not use eye masks? I don't use eye investments. I've gone through so many trying to find the perfect one. And did you get any styles or any other issues? Sorry, what? A style. An eye style. Yeah. I got a style for my eye mask the other day that I wore on a plane. So I'm throwing them in the washing machine now. Apparently, I was not pleased. It's awful. You see someone with a style in their eye and you start to like your eyes water
45:28looking at that. I was humiliated. Isn't that from like on your trip? Yeah, on the way home from Whistler. Isn't it like dirt? I mean wiping your hand. Yeah, my eye mask must not have been clean because it's in my travel bag. And yeah, there you go. I go. Okay. I've invested a lot of money in a quality. I mask. Keep on clean. We've got three day outside land passes coming up and celebrity trash with Mason. What's next in the trash? I'm going to talk to you about Harrison Ford and his relationship with. I'm blanking on his name. Jason C. Ryan Gosling. Oh. Wake up. Wake up with good vibes and variety. Oh my god. That's brilliant. We got to do that. Sarah and Vinnie. Alice 973. Guys, it's no use putting it off. The best time for an underwear refreshes now. Tommy John underwear is designed for a perfect fit that stays put all day.
46:29There's zero shape thanks to four times more stretch than competing brands. And their innovative horizontal quick draw fly is a game changer. With over 30 million pair sold, there are thousands of men out there more comfortable than you. Don't settle for less. Go to TommyJohn.com today for 25% off your first order with Code Comfort. That's Tommy John.com Code Comfort. Tommy John. Comfort. Perfected. Some places take you away. Some bring you together. Marathon does both. Marathon is Florida's family key with something for everyone. You'll find museums and wildlife refuges, wide open beaches, miles of warm clear water, and the historic seven mile bridge. For more about Marathon, visit flak.com slash marathon. If you are someone you know needs help, you're not alone. When things feel overwhelming, support is closer than you think. The ERPO liaison program connects individuals and families
47:30to trusted behavioral health providers and vital support services in the community. Compassion, guidance, resources, all in one place. Don't wait to get the help you deserve. Reach out today at ERPO liaison referrals at co.pg.md.us. That's ERPO liaison referrals at co.pg.md.us. ERPO liaison program here for you. I'm Dana Carving. I'm David Spade. Flying the walls back for another season now on audio and video every Monday and Thursday. So many incredible guests will be joining us. Follow and listen to Flying the Wall everywhere you get your podcast. It's a good picture.
More episodes
More from Sarah and Vinnie Full Show

05-08 Full Show
Sarah and Vinnie Full Show

Hour 1: Don’t Blow It (Like Ozzy)!
Sarah and Vinnie Full Show

Hour 2: Some Truly Excellent Advice
Sarah and Vinnie Full Show

Hour 3: BEST MOM EVER
Sarah and Vinnie Full Show