Hour 3 - Just Another Fish Story

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2:02each episode invites you into a raw, unfiltered conversations about recovery, resilience, and redemption. On a recent episode, I sit down with actor, cultural icon Danny Trail talk about addiction, transformation and the power of second chances, the entire season two is now available to binge featuring powerful conversations with the guests like Tiffany Addish, Johnny Knoxville, and more. I'm an alcoholist. I'm a diet. Listen to Steena Show on iHeart Radio app. Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. Boom! Shakalaka. It's our number three. And a little birdie told me this is the Ben Mallow Show podcast. And we start out talking about the Tua. Not the Hawk Tua, the quarterback. The Noah Ficks, the jets. They're sniffing around. Wood Tua talking about Noah Ficks, the jets, or would the jets break him? And how do you decode the statement from the athletics that is a homeless baseball team

3:03that currently is hiding out in Sacramento, California? The statement by the A's, about the return, possibly of Kyler Murray. They're open for Kyler Murray to return. a murder return. And also is it true that Tom Brady's long time, long time confidant Alex Guerrero is causing trust issues within the Raiders organization. We'll go there as well. Settle in. Also ask Ben. It's all coming your way right here in our number three. And we're back at it. This is our later on. Ask Ben. Hashtag ask Ben. If you'd like to send a question in that'll be coming away. Just a little bit later on this hour. We'll also have the Malar riddle of the day. The Malar riddle of the day. We'll get to that as well. But our lead this hour is from the quarterback carousel round and round and round and round and round and round. Stop.

4:06No. Well, it's not going to stop for a while. Unless you're on the wacky tobacco. So the to a low down is going to be the focus right now. So if you've not been paying attention because you actually have a life good for you. We will fill you in. We'll fill in the gaps. That's what we're doing here. And we'll get right to it. So we are now told that the jets J E T S S S S S S S S. The jets are one of the teams who are quote, doing work on Dolphins quarterback to a tongue of I Loa. For now, on a technicality to a tongue of I Loa is still part of the Dolphins roster. Even though he's like a turkey at this point, he's still part of the Dolphins roster. And the jets are supposedly sniffing around there. They're making phone calls. Oh yeah, they're really working hard. Oh man. They want to know who the real two is. Who's the real two? Okay. They want the gods honest truth. I'm sure you do.

5:10So cutting two before March 13th, that would be eight days from today would trigger a dead money hit for you. Sari Cap losers of $99.2 million. Oh my god. How will the Dolphins be able to feel the team? What are they going to do? Oh, that's right. The Sari Cap's bullcrap. So they'll just move some numbers around like Bernie made off back in the day. And they'll spread the math over a couple of years. They'll fire some other players because they'll claim it's for the Sari Cap. And that's it. They'll designate him a post June 1st release. And the Dolphins will be fine. Now it is expected that two eventually will be tossed down the trash shoots soon and later in the Dolphins. It sounds like are preparing to tank. They're ready to tank. That sounds exciting by your Dolphins tickets right now. So apparently the jets again are doing their due diligence. I'm too a tongue of a low. So

6:13that's a good jumping off point. And let us discuss would too a tongue of a low. Fix the jets or would the jets break him? Yeah. So now I smell I'm using the schnauz test. I smell you smell that. I smell trouble. I've got Nokia flip phone Oscar Meyer and Justin Bieber. Yeah, that's for Rebecca the Rams fan. She's a big Bieber fan. And we'll throw all of these things together. And we are going to not count our chickens because we have not had them hatch yet as we're doing the monologue in real time. But hey, all right, would the answer question? Would too a tongue of a low affix the jets or would to a just would the jets break him? So this is one of those classic silly season stories like a silly city story that the jets treat quarterbacks like speed dating at a like a big speed dating event at a holiday in in Hoboken. And they're

7:21running a kissing booth step right up step right up. Come on down to the holiday in in Hoboken, New Jersey. Kiss the frog and maybe just maybe you get a prince just maybe. Of course, if you look at the results, if you you were lost patients years ago, look at the result. So the jets in recent years, Justin Fields was there for a cup of coffee, a cold cup of coffee. Then they had old man Aaron Rodgers and his imaginary wife on crutches. So there was that Zach Wilson, good old Zach Wilson playing quarterback like he's blindfolded at a pinata party with a bunch of kids. Do you realize since the Beatles were a young up and coming band and popped up on Ed Sullivan in the 1960s, the jets have been hosting a reality show called America's Got Quarterbacks, but they have none. And they don't you got to go back to when the Beatles made it onto the scene,

8:26the last time the jets had a relevant big time quarterback. And now they're window shopping. They're rummaging around and they're like, well, maybe two, maybe two is the guy. I say two is not the worst of the bunch, but to say that two is the answer to your problems. He's a one read quarterback and the issue that he had in Miami, he's got this computing speed of a 1997 Nokia flip phone trying to download the TikTok app. You can't do it. Now in Miami, Miami, Miami, Miami, he had some absolute supersonic weaponry Tyree kill before he got hurt the Cheetah, Jalen Waddle, do the Waddle. And those and sunshine and beautiful people and bikinis and palm trees and all that stuff. And he still looked like a guy who had just bought the bookcase at IKEA. God home didn't have any instructions and had that little twisty thing and was trying to put the thing together and didn't have access to YouTube to watch a video. Now could the jets break

9:32to a tongue of I lower? No, I'll be bending bright side. He's already scratched. He's like a bumper car that's dented and scratched up, but he got the concussion cloud overhead. And here's the other problem. Not only do you have the concussion cloud, you've also got the weather in December, the NFL season, the regular season normally ends right around New Year's day. Sometimes it spills in, sometimes it spills into January, but it typically ends right around New Year's day. So 2027 and what happens to tour? What happens to him when he plays in weather under 40 degrees? That's right. Human popsicle. He becomes a human popsicle. Now the jets last I checked don't have a roof over the stadium where they're a tenant of the giants. So they don't have that. And in the division, there's one warm weather team, the dolphins, and you've got buffalo, their new stadium,

10:33no roof, Foxboro, no roof, and the jet stadium, as we said, no roof. So let it snow, let it snow, let it snow, and you've got a popsicle waiting up. Now for those of you in the back of the room, just a little late here, bad job by you. The jets do not fix quarterbacks. They don't. They run a recycling plant for broken quarterbacks. That's what the jets do. They do. It's like, you know, in Arizona, I think it's in Arizona, they have that bone yard where they put all the retired planes, they bury them out in the desert. Well, quarterbacks go to play for the jets when they want to be buried. And they just go out to the jets. That's it. Now, secondly, speaking of quarterbacks, we go now to baseball where baseball, what are you talking about? The athletics, which is a minor league team that gets to play in the big leagues. It's like they want to make a wish contest. You're not really a major league team, but you get to play in the big leagues. So the general manager of the athletics, someone named David Forst, I believe his name, F-O-R-S-T. So he commented

11:39on the possibility of the little bug on the rug, alligator arms, Kyler and Mary returning to the diamond. And here's the quote, Kyler is an elite NFL quarterback. And I'm sure there are plenty of opportunities for him to continue his football career. The athletics GM said that said, we're always open to him exploring a return to baseball with the athletics if that time ever comes close quote. Okay, so the question, how do you decode the A's statement about being open to Kyler Murray's return? So let's use the Mallor Rosetta Stone on this one. We're going to use the Mallor Rosetta Stone on this one. It's what I call pre-chop veggies. This was a canned, reheated stock answer by the athletics GM straight out of the, not the air fryer because that would

12:43be pretty pretty good. This is out of the microwave, the front office microwave where they burn popcorn. They like to burn popcorn. Now, first of all, the general manager says that Kyler Murray is an elite quarterback right there. That's a dead giveaway. Excuse me. That is an Oscar Meyer Bologna sandwich with extra mail. That's what that is. Elite quarterback. What is the measuring stick you're using to call Kyler Murray an elite quarterback? Is losing record? He's never been in all pro. Never led the league in anything good other than sacks taken. Yeah, his pro football accolades, alligator arms Murray, most sacks taken as a rookie and the notorious study clause in the contract. That's elite. That says a lot about the decision making of the athletics general manager. If they think that, that guy thinks that's elite. That is quarterback Quackery from Kyler Murray. He's so bad. The Cardinals are paying almost 40 million dollars for him to go away.

13:46If he was an elite quarterback, why would they do that? It makes no sense. Yeah. So what this is, the athletics are politely leaving the porch light on, not because Kyler is coming home because when Kyler was agreeing to that deal, they were the Oakland athletics. They're not the Oakland athletics anymore. They're unwanted. Kind of like Kyler Murray, being match made in heaven. Nobody wants Kyler. Nobody wants the a's. They're the orphans of major league baseball because you never know. You never ever know when some lost soul will wander back to the house and try to find it. You have to find it. Sacramento. But think about it. It actually wouldn't be the worst thing in the world. Baseball would be more Kyler's speed. And he could play MLB show or whatever game he wants to play. You go to Sacramento. I don't even know that they have a beat rider that travels with you. Maybe they have one person from statefunded MLB.com that travels with the athletics. And you got four or five people,

14:52including stuck in Sacramento that are out there eating garlic fries. Sports talk radio ignores the athletics because why would you talk about them? There's no NFL microscope. There's no spotlight. And the NFL spotlight's like a like a blowtorch. Kyler looks more like a guy who would before he wants a gaming chair, a headset, a joystick, and a desk lamp. That's all he needs. That's it. And he'd be good to go on that. All right. Final thought to Viva Las Vegas. I've been given permission by Perrito to discuss the athletics here or the the Raiders. They days are moving to Vegas, but the athletics. So Max Cros, or the Raiders, Max Crosby, who's a defensive player and is in a stare down right now. He's in a stare down with the Raiders. There's some whispers. He's going to be traded here in the next couple of days. I believe it when it happens. We'll react to it when it happens. So what's this all about? This internal friction with the silver and black. So

15:55that the Raiders are looking to get not one, but two first round picks. Why not ask for a banana cream pie as well or a key lime pie from Bobby and Florida. You can send you a key lime pie. The Raiders want two first round picks. Now, an underlying story here in the Max Crosby drama or Rama is that there's some other stuff going on. Not just Crosby, but other people in the Raiders locker room that are annoyed with the presence of Tom Brady's personal trainer. Luffy Greens, Alex Guerrero. So the, or was it simple greens? Was it simple greens? Anyway, the question here is it true? Is it true that Tom Brady's long time, long time confidant Alex Guerrero is legitimately causing trust issues within the Raiders organization?

16:58So the answer here is a thousand percent. Now, full disclosure. I think you know that we have never personally shaken hands with Alex Guerrero. We've never shared some avocado ice cream, like a cone of avocado ice cream. We've never done that. Two scoops, please. Two scoops. Never sat through one of those TV 12 sermons on the wonders of therapeutic pajamas and vibrating foam rollers. Never done that. However, we do have documentation, digital documentation, a digital trail of paranoia. Is that true, dramatic? Is that true, dramatic? So this thing goes all the way back to the New England days. I remember I was filling in doing some nighttime stuff at WEI in Boston. We were talking about Alex Guerrero and stuff that was going on and getting really deep into it. So this is not a new movie. It's a remake. And back with the Patriots, Guerrero was always

18:03hovering around the building. They tried, I think Belchick actually banned him at one point from the building. It was like a political operative. And then in Tampa, similar situation, it was like political operative on election night. And like whispering stuff and you're working the back channels and selling this magical liquor. And wherever Guerrero has gone, drama has followed. It's like having a barbecue and some stray dog goes over. It was like, well, you're creating drama. And that's why people inside the radar building are supposedly upset. And so Alex Guerrero, if you look at this, it's a Justin Bieber song, common denominator. He's the common denominator. It is made for a shady Brady situation. And no matter how many people have pointed this out, Tom Brady refuses, refuses to disassociate or distance himself from

19:08Alex Guerrero to some people in that NFL ecosystem. Alex Guerrero has, he's always had the vibe of flim flam artist, snake oil salesman, carnival huckster. And yet he's had with Tom Brady, this all access laminated badge to go anywhere. He's not a coach. He's not a front office executive. And somehow he's always in the room where they are. And he's got Brady under this spell hypnotized and not traumatized. And they're singing from the same song sheet and all that. And if you're the Raiders, if you're somebody else who's in a employee or just around the Raiders, you look over and see Alex Guerrero hanging around the locker room. He's like a fox in the hen house. And you start asking questions. Why has Alex Guerrero always had VIP access? He doesn't really do anything.

20:10What is that about? Is there something that we don't know in the relationship between Tom Brady and Alex Guerrero? Are there some deep dark secrets that we need to know about? Yeah, it is interesting. It is the Ben Mallor Show as we roll on here through the overnight hours. And if you'd like to be part, you can join us right now. Say hello. And how do you do that? 877 99 on Fox 877 9966369. Also on the X machine at Ben Mallor. That's at Ben Mallor. We've got Ask Ben coming up. Time now though for the Mallor riddle of the day. Veteran NBA player. And I know a favorite of Alameda Lou big fan Alameda Lou loves this guy. San Antonio forward Harrison Barnes. Now he missed his first game since back in 2021 because of an injury he sustained from blank. Again spurs forward Harrison

21:14Barnes. Mr Barnes missed his first game since 2021 because of an injury that he sustained from blank. That is the Mallor riddle of the day. The answer. We'll get to it and we will do it next. Be sure to catch live additions of the Ben Mallor Show weekdays at 2 a.m. Eastern 11 p.m. Pacific on Fox Sports Radio and the I Hard Radio app. Hey, it's Rob Parker and Kelvin Washington from the odd couple on Fox Sports Radio. And in addition to hearing us live week nights from 7 to 10 p.m. Eastern on Fox Sports Radio, we are excited to announce brand new YouTube channel for the show. That's right. You can now watch the odd couple live on YouTube every day. All you got to do search odd couple FSR on YouTube again. YouTube just search odd couple FSR. Check us out on YouTube and subscribe. This episode is brought to you by speaker. The platform responsible for a rapidly

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23:15grow up in the entertainment industry and stay grounded through every chapter. It's a raw and honest conversation about identity, evolution and building a life that truly matters. You desire in family like this picture and that's not reality a lot of the time it's for people. My sister and I don't speak. It's definitely a very painful part of my life and I hope it's not forever, but it's for right now. Listen to on purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeart radio app, Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Come check this. I heard in TikTok have come together to create something new. I love it. We're the world of TikTok meets your playlist. Three words that will change your life. iHeart TikTok Radio. The biggest hits across iHeart radio. What's trending for you on TikTok? Tell me a sound that's better than this. Plus TikTok's most influential creators all in one place.

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25:24pivots, relationship lessons, and the mindset shifts that changed everything. Listen to if you knew better with Amber Grimes on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. Bill Miller and you, it is the Bayne Mallor show of the answer to the Mallor riddle of the day coming up here in a moment. And we'll take your calls at 877 99 on Fox. Also ask Ben hashtag ask Ben. If you'd like to submit a question, that'll be coming up for you a little bit. Oh, how fun. This hour. So check that out as well. Hashtag ask Ben back to it. All right, back to where we go. And here is the Mallor riddle of the day. San Antonio forward Harrison Barnes missed his first game since 2021 because of an injury. He sustained from blank. Donkey sausage said a wholesome game of Twister. Yes, very, very wholesome game there. Absolutely. I completely agreed. Donkey sausage. Andy

26:27in Lionel Lakes, Minnesota says he heard himself doing ancient Chinese, just that the ancient Chinese secret of of chair Tai Chi is the answer out of the alien. Oh, Piner says from incorrectly implementing the Mallor maneuver is the answer late night drug tester says improper bidet use is the answer there. All right, that's an interesting way to use that bidet. Who else? We have Ferg dog in that winter wonderland of Fullerton says from taking a big bite out of a big burger. Oh, I see there. Love the product. Yeah, love the product. Not a not a burger. It's product. Let's see what else we have. Page down. Got injured from giving his right hand a workout from Kathy in Madison. Steve the misplaced San Diego and says he was late for subway. Who else? Rebecca Rebecca the Rams fans has heard himself betwan baton twirling baton twirling

27:27snow shoveling from Eek in Roseville, Minnesota, flushing the toilet from Gunner, DJ spin. Better known as our buddy Patrick and San Diego says trying to find something to watch on Netflix. JT the wingman says chewing bubble gum is the answer. Fill her up. Fill says too much farting. What else we have page down? I don't want to eat that. All right, that's enough. Lorraine, did you have an answer Lorraine? Yeah, I was going to go with pole dancing. pole dancing. Well, that's a lot of NBA players and they enjoy the ballet. That's unfortunately incorrect. It turns out that San Antonio Ford Harrison Barnes missed his first game since 2021 because he was injured during a pre-game nap. He was hurt napping. Yeah, he took a nap. What? He woke up with a sore ankle. He kicked something while he was sleeping. I don't know, but he took a nap. He woke up. He had a sore ankle and he's got scratched from the spurs game in

28:28Philadelphia the other night and his street of 364 straight games played ended just like that. Just ended like that. So that was it. Rod the ambassador of Bakersfield says maybe Kyla Murray can come play for the blaze. It says oh my bad. You got rid of them. Didn't you, Ben? Well, that was your work, Rod. We had a great dinner. Also the fact that they had picnic table, picnic tables down the third baseline. Usually is a dead giveaway. You're not doing that well. You're not. Things are not going that well. Yeah. All right, let's take some calls. We do have in a few minutes here. We're going to have ask, Ben. And your questions are answers. Let's say hello to one of our favorites in Omaha, Nebraska. We say hello to the black Irishman. Hello, black Irishman. Welcome. The black Irishman. Mr. Mel.

29:29He's on a mistake. I just introduced you. I literally set you up. I teed you up. I just missed the tea and the ball and the whole thing. Hello, guy. Can you tell me the phone? I can't even understand. Everyone sounds, isn't my headphones? No, he's on speakerphone. Take it off speakerphone. Give you 10 minutes here. Take your time. Don't mind. It's just a radio show. People listening, not more. Take that shit. I took it all right. All right. You can't. All right. Is that better? You can't say that word, okay? I'm sorry, man. Hey, don't wait. I'm going to wash your mouth out with soap and what I'm going to do. So what? Come on, Lakes. Buffalo Rina. Backside. What? What are you doing? Tell him something.

30:32What do you do? What is your daughter doing? Wake? It's too. He just popped her up. Well, why would you? That's not. You're not supposed to wake your daughter up. She's sleeping. She's going to school in the morning. What's wrong with you? Don't be a loser. Come on. I'm sorry. No, it's all right. We're here. He's coming back to KC. Don't get a twist. Why would you want? Why? I just want him. He's damaged goods. Yeah, I don't want to see how to see how it's won a Super Bowl. Is that right? Oh, did you know that Lorraine of the CNLC? I had no idea. Are you serious? I don't. In my life, Seattle didn't win the Super Bowl. I don't know about yours. Hey, you might be making that up. Are you making that up? I want you to apologize to your daughter right now. Why'd you wake up? I don't have to apologize here. Oh, okay, let's, I'm sorry. What do we got going on here? What kind of drinks do we have going on?

31:33I don't want to take you something. What are we drinking? Oh, geez. I want to say, Tommy. Why would you? I'm just asking. Why can't you just tell me? Yeah, we're friends here. First of all, I want to tell you, I think you're really snockered. You're snockered. You're a little boost up here. Yeah. Did you have a three-martini dinner? No, thanks for asking. I'm glad you asked that. Everything's just great. Are you? Maybe you're on the ayahuasca. Are you on the ayahuasca? No, ayahuasca. I don't think I did a ringer. I don't tell a ringer. My darling, I'm done. I'll tell my darling. Tommy, I have to wake you up. I baked, wasted, and blown all of those things. I love you, dear. I love you, too. You know, we're faking my phone calls, dude. All right, buddy. All right. I want you to. I'll top it up with you.

32:33We're couple of brothers, man. That's what we're doing. All right. Talk. All right. I go to bed. Okay. Go to bed. Thank you. Okay. That was great. That was very successful. All right. All right. Let's go to Trent in Wichita, who's next on my big board. Hello, Trent. Welcome. Well, hello, hello. I, uh, man, how to follow that up, right there. Hey, if you're listening to Black Eyertree, you have any kids that you want to wake up in the middle of the night? No, no, no, but if she's listening right now, you can, you can't talk to somebody at school. You get out of there. Oh my god. All right. All right. All right. Um, come on. All right. Well, I mean, I'm just saying, uh, there's a, uh, a couple of questions, a couple of concerns over here. Um, uh, there's a commercial running on Fox Sports Radio, but I only hear, uh,

33:37Stu got to running it and it's the, uh, the support for Israel. Uh, Christians or Israel commercial. And I just want to, is that like, do they, are they a paid sponsor? Or is he, did he do some anti-Semitic stuff? And they're like making him do that pro bono? No, I don't think, uh, Stu got, I was actually curious about that myself. And he doesn't, it runs 30 times during his, during his, uh, show. And it's, it's insane. Yeah, I know, I know, you'd have to take that up with Stu gots. I don't, did they take calls on this? I don't know. Yeah, they do. I'm going to, I'm going to call him up and ask him down the little, it sounds a little funny. Yeah, I know you don't answer for Stu got, but, uh, I have nothing to do with that. I've never met Stu gots. I don't, I was going to meet him at the Super Bowl, but he left early. He didn't show up on Friday. So I didn't get to meet him. But, uh, yeah, well, I, I knew since I didn't hear you running that commercial, I know my man. I don't control, I don't control any of the commercials. I don't have any control over anything. I don't, I don't, I don't get in trouble. And, and I know I've gotten in plenty of trouble. I didn't, there's nothing.

34:39Not very anti-Semitic stuff. That would be funny. That would be, I, I did get in trouble. I did a commercial, uh, for, uh, for bacon. I got in some trouble for that. I did. Yeah, for bacon. Yeah. That's awesome. Somebody complained, but that's awesome. But I did want to address a blind Scott last night. He was acting like since, uh, uh, uh, Mike the leprechaun lived far away from Boston. That, that was a bad thing. And, uh, he wanted to be, he wanted to be a blind Scott. Living far away from Boston is not a bad thing. That, that's a, uh, bracket. Is that a shot you're taking shots at from which it's all? You're lobbing some grenades over a Boston. I mean, talk about anti-Semitic. Well, listen, there's, there's, there's, uh, bottom days about, Boston. There's more college students there than anyone else. I don't, I almost, hey,

35:43I've always been a reputation for that because of that city. All right. Well, I mean, I've never had issues in Boston, but thank you, uh, Trent, they're appreciate that, uh, tremendous advice. A real quick legally blind Christopher who's paying 12 minutes or $12 a minute to be on the show. What's going on? Uh, legally blind Christopher who is in London. Hello. I'll make it, I'll make it quick, Mr Malik, because I know it's time for you guys to ask Ben. And if I wrote something about ask Ben, I would be thrown in jail. So, since the minor leagues used to be the Detroit Lions for a football quarterbacks, what can I hope to getting rid of Jared Gough to try and have a chance for one more effort before I die for a Super Bowl? Please help me. Yeah. Yeah. So you might want to send a letter. That always works. No, he's, they're going to keep him around. They're happy being competitive. And it is better legally blind Christopher than the 20 years prior to Jared Gough, when they had like two or three good teams in 20 years, right?

36:44That's good. Oh, yeah. Okay. So back for one, two soccer, you're relevant on Thanksgiving. When I was younger, the Lions always were eliminated by Thanksgiving. So there's that Thanksgiving. We have a more worse losing record and football on Thanksgiving. Why in the heck do the NFL continue to do that? Because they're stupid anyhow. That's my cake. I love you. Thank you. All right. I'll talk to you next time. You complain all about the TV in London. You complain about a lot, but you're living in London. You've chosen to live there. I don't know if there's some other stuff going on that we don't know about, but you're choosing to live there. Anyway. Oh, yeah. Yeah. All right. It is the Ben Mallor Show. As we press on here through these overnight hours, I didn't want to mention this Lou Holtz. So we did a little tribute to Lou earlier. He also had a great quote back in the in the day. He said, God did not put Lou Holtz on this earth to coach in the pros. That was after he lasted 13 games in the 1970s, coaching the jets, 13 games. And then he said,

37:47God did not put Lou Holtz on this earth to coach in the pros. So no, no argument with that. We've got ask Ben for the rest of the hour. We need a lot of questions. So hashtag ask Ben. We'll get to that and we will do it next. Be sure to catch live editions of the Ben Mallor Show weekdays at 2 a.m. Eastern 11 p.m. Pacific. Bill Miller here is the Ben Mallor Show. The Ben Mallor Show as we roll along at ask Ben coming up here momentarily. We are still feeling the after effects of the full moon. We had a caller moments ago wake up his daughter who was sleeping to say hello. We've had the last couple of days. This failed radio guy who's been calling up to be a troll and blind Scott's been up and down. It's it's that time, man. It's the full moon. I'm telling you the astrology inside of right yet again yet again. She is correct. You want to hear this show

38:50you can always find it on the I heart radio app. In fact, I just got a message from one of my radio buddies who's currently eating fish and chips on the Queen Elizabeth somewhere in the tropical islands down there in the Caribbean and listening on the Wi-Fi to the I heart radio app and you can find this anywhere where we are. He's my buddy that he's like, hey, we got I don't know if he wants me to say his name or not, but he's like, hey, we got the English pub on a boat and the whole thing and nine nights this guy on a boat. How about that? It's on the I heart radio app. Check it out. It's available everywhere Fox Sports Radio channel Fox Sports Radio channel all night every night. You're never that far away from the Ben Mallor Show on the I heart radio app. Again, Fox Sports Radio channel. You can also hear the Ben Mallor Show podcast, which really packs a wallet and the fifth

39:51hour podcast as well. All of that available on the I heart app. Check it out. It's now time for time for ask Ben Twitter. So there's your questions on Twitter now. All right, here we go. It's time now for ask Ben and friends, your questions and our answers. We do the round robin and cool pollute. Let's do the dance. These are actual questions by actual listeners who use the hashtag ask Ben. What's first? All right, we're going to start off with a question from Nick. He wants to know what is your favorite muscle car? If you have one, I guess. Yeah, I'm not a big muscle car guy because my height, I don't really fit in the muscle cars. My wife, she had one for a while and there's an old classic

40:51muscle car, but I guess the the Corvette would be the one, but what about you, Lorraine? Oh gosh, my car knowledge is extensive, just like so. Okay, so you want to defer this? I defer. I like the 1970 barracuda. Oh, I like the name purple. Purple barracuda. Yeah, I got you. I feel like that kind of ended in the 70s, right? That was the last period of the 60s. In the mid 60s of the 70s, that was the muscle car time and as a kid, I had these hot wheels that were muscle cars and I was really good at crashing them into the side of the wall and so on. All right, what is what is next? All right, we have a we have a would you rather from Fergdog? Oh, Fergdog. Hi, Fergdog. Yes, he wants to know, would you rather spend a year in jail for $10 million or 10 years in jail for a billion? All right, so one year I get a million?

41:57One year you get 10 million. Oh, 10 million. Oh, come on. And that's after taxes. It does not specify. Okay. You know, I do the one year. I think one year if I have Wi-Fi in jail and I have a phone. I'm not I'm not like a felon or anything like that. So I'm not I'm not in that part of the jail. I think I can handle a year. I don't know. I don't know. 10 years. Not at my age. I can't be 10 years. What about you, Lorena? Yeah, I think 10 mill will be enough. Like I don't think I need more than that. So I would do a year for sure. Invest that in some, you know, some stocks. And if you do 10 years in jail, you might die. And I, if you die, then you can't spend your money. Well, the other thing I've heard, and we have a lot of boys that listen to jail. We thank them for listening, but sometimes these guys get long sentences and they don't know how to live outside of jail. They become so used to the jail life. They get out of jail. They got to go back because they don't know what to do when they get out. Cool. Yeah, I agree for all of those reasons. 10 million enough. See, Ferg, you should have

43:01gone $2 million for one year and like 20 million for 10 or five or something like that. All right, what's next? What do you got? All right. It's asked. This one is from this guy offered, you see this guy offered giant state Mario's got giant stickest open. He says I won't go. I would go. But I think we have a show that he offered to you too. Shane and Des Moines wants to know whenever your show ends, I guess like off the air, who in the Mallorna militia would you check in on? No, I mean, I would if I don't work here, I'll just work somewhere else. I mean, we've got a big enough audience that would just, you know, do show somewhere else. So I mean, I like working here. I like to keep working here. But if I didn't work here, I'd just do something else. But I just have everyone, everyone I can get a hold of. I'd have them follow me to wherever I work next. So everyone I guess would be the answer. What's next? Cool. What do we got? Let's see. Is there a food that you'll eat this from King Roy, a food that you'll eat no matter

44:03even if it's expired? Well, honey, because it never expires. I just do the smell. I do the smell on the eyeball. If it's growing here, I don't eat it. If it smells terrible, I don't eat it. The red is not going by my mouth. Yeah, bread. If there's no, if there's no mold, I'm going to eat the bread. You bread last way too long. I green garlic one time. This is an I heart podcast. Guaranteed human.