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Hour 2 - The Buc Stops Here

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Ben Maller talks about WR Mike Evans signing with the 49ers and if he's an upgrade or just a big name, Mike Evans' agent saying he's leaving Tampa for a 'new chapter' and to 'compete', LB Nakobe Dean passing on the Cowboys and going to the Raiders, Maller to the Third Degree, and more!

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2:02Make sure the weather never takes you by surprise so you can plan every day with confidence. Download the free weather bug app from the app store today and start getting accurate weather forecasts 24-7. How do you do? It's our number two. Our number two. Ready to go here. And all the stakes on the line is Mike Evans. An upgrade for the 49ers, the wide receiver heading to Northern California or is he just a big name that makes fans feel warm and fuzzy? Let's talk about that. How do you decode Mike Evans agent saying that the reason his client is leaving Tampa is for a new chapter and to compete. It's not about the money. And what does it say elsewhere when free agent to defensive star, I say that loosely? Nicobie Dean looks at the Cowboys America's team in all that nonsense and says,

3:02nah, I'm going to go play for the worst team in the NFL in Vegas, rather than the Cowboys. We'll talk about that and a whole lot more to cleansing experience. Unless it's not. It's our number two. Our number two. Well, the box stop here, at least playing for the box stop here. Welcome in the beginning of another hour of the Ben Mallor Show. We are in the air and where your lead off hitter this hour. As we hop scotch with hippos coast to coast, border to border and beyond on the vast and unfathomably powerful microphones of FSR emanating live from the cruising as we are cruising for a bruising from the world famous

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5:03more information is at webowl.com slash disclosures and we are back at it this hour our lead we continue the all night coverage on the big shopping spree in the NFL this hour we stop in the wide receiver room what happened here Mike Evans there were some rumors that the only teams that really wanted him were bad teams like the Raiders and the Tennessee Titans turns out there was a mid-level team that wanted him and he didn't want to be in Tampa anymore how do we know that because Mike Evans has said they're not the lights the parties over if you didn't see this we learned the wide receiver Hall of Fame wide receiver Mike Evans is exiting the state of Florida and going to play for the 49ers agreeing to a contract the former Buccaneer Mr. Tampa Bay Buccaneer gets a three-year contract worth up to that's a weasel term up to

6:0360.4 million the Buccaneer's life will now hang out with Brock Perty in the Bay area and that is a good jumping off point let us discuss the question is Mike Evans an upgrade a clear and obvious upgrade for the 49ers or is he just a big name that makes you feel all warm and fuzzy if you're a 49er fan so my observations I've got dc comics ghost ship and fast pass combine all of these things together and we are going to put the biscuit in the basket is what we're going to do we'll always start out with number one number one all right so GM John Lynch the man who's in charge he's working for his

7:03dad and his dad ran radio stations in San Diego John Lynch back in the day but John Lynch decided that the training room in Santa Clara the training room for the 49ers was not busy enough and he says you know what this is such a great country club we have here it is such a social hour why don't we add a little rasma taz we'll add Mike Evans so they bring in Mike Evans and some of my guys who are nine or fans I did pop into the email some of my guys who are nine or fans of course I'm not literally I don't think I don't think these guys could do backflips but they seem very giddy there was a lot of sea valor you know you're ramp so they have no chance now Mike Evans is a 49er like they just landed Jerry Rice it's for again or 1995 and T.O they just added this unbelievable play oh my god yeah so this is the classic

8:05warm and fuzzy signing that's where I have this at this point on the malar report card the most important grading system in overnight sports radio the malar report card the 49ers adding Mike Evans they get a sea that's it say it's an average edition it's an average pickup here's why you're buying a Cadillac escalade that looks really nice it's a luxury SUV and then you realize it's got 250,000 miles on it the odometer has been rolled back but you know that it's actually got 250,000 miles on it Evans will be 33 by the time the 2026 NFL regular season that you know that in real life 33 is young and prime of your life it's great wonderful that's great however

9:05in sports your athletic prime ends at 32 no matter how many drugs you take you're starting your decline now you can push it back a little bit with the right cocktail of stuff you get from a pharmacy in Tijuana but you're still wrong side at that point so he'll be 33 by next season and in dog years that's 231 so he'll be a 231 year old wide receiver if i said the 49ers added a wide receiver that's 231 years old you say oh my god that wide receiver is almost as old as the United States that's an old wide receiver no so he's walking he's walking into the 49ers he might as well come with crutches and a wheelchair because he's got a hamstring the hammy that seems to always go whammy mic heavens and he's missed the 12 games combined the last two years games missed the availability is obviously a red flag now he is an evil genius mic heavens in this

10:07regard and the reason he's an evil genius is he's got the ultimate trump card up his sleeve now what is the ultimate trump card for mic heavens when inevitably it's going to happen snap crackle pop rice christmas when that takes place a big heaping bowl of rice christmas when that happens i don't know week four week four of the NFL season mic heavens not going to blame the age he's not going to blame the age he's going to blame the DC comics character shazam he's going to blame shazam is what he's going to do because what kind of just work with me on this especially on tonight the boss i'm sure exp entrepreneurs they practice they play right here in electrical substation so they need shazam and take care of that right near the four tn stadium and why would anyone wrist

11:07their health design with the front who are told neal is a major health hazard and that's why all And the thing I'm a jig doesn't work and then the do Hickey is not quite right and all that stuff and Tenons in these 49er players turn into Fedachini Alfredo That's what the tenors look like because they're near that substation Gotta have a fall guy got to have a foggy now the more interesting part as we turn the page to page two the more interesting part of the Mike Evans Sojourn is that Mike Evans decision to leave the Buccaneers After over a decade 12 seasons in Tampa It's a long time in pro football and his agents like well, he just wanted a new chapter elsewhere That's what he wanted. As agent says the decision was driven by a desire to compete Not by money Indicating that the Buccaneers had a very competitive if not same exact offer

12:07To Mike Evans so they offered him What he wanted and he didn't want them and so he said I'm out of here And that's it. I'm gone and so the question. How do you decode Mike Evans agent claiming That his client Evans is leaving Tampa For a new chapter not because of money However, because he wants to compete So for the purposes of this mal or monologue Let's go with the hypothesis that this is actually true. I just But work through it. So using the Mallor Rosetta Stone When the agent says the client wanted a new challenge What they're really saying is Mike Evans looked around the Buccaneers locker room And he saw a ghost ship is what he saw he saw a ghost ship there drifting

13:08Towards a sand bar and no one to stop it no one to fire the cannons none of that stuff And when your star receiver Decides according to the agent again if we believe the agent when your star receivers like it on on on high I my client needs a new challenge That is code it is code for what This place is headed right to the Bermuda Triangle They might as well bring back the creamsicle unicorn uniforms full-time You know team that is dressed up As a playoff team, but they're really a faux playoff team And the only reason they're in playoff conversations because they're in the NFC south And so you peel that back. It's like um, they're a team-oo contender Uh, it's a product. It's cheap and crappy most of the time But it's a product you buy and you get something in return. It's not that great Not what you think it's going to be most of the time and then there's that and Evans Clearly saw the writing on the wall there with the Buccaneers the offense his role

14:13Woulded to have shrunk even more Hmm kind of a lot of touchdowns last year in Tampa didn't play all those games and Will Going forward the targets try whether they be drying up is that one of the reasons he wanted to get out of there This is a vote of no confidence for Baker mayfield Who throws a lot of yellow balls there? You only live once chuck it up in the air. Why not? And Todd bowls who we like Todd bowls good sound by guy better sound by guy than a coach Todd bowls running a program that feels like it's always stuck in neutral air in Tampa So you had all those things and it is again a vote of no confidence for the coach and the quarterback that Mike Evans Mr. Buccaneer is like I'm good I don't want to relocate all the way across the country. I've made my life. I've been my professional life in Tampa They want me they're willing to pay me what I want and I don't want to be there anymore I want to get out of here and he will be for now wide receiver the top wide receiver for the 49ers is likely going to be wide receiver

15:18Number two on the depth chart there and he's just saying that the Bucks are not trying to compete That's the messaging here and the Bucks are a team that gives you the illusion Of content It's like if you've ever walked around I was lucky enough. We had the TV show for a couple years And I walked around the back lot at Universal Studios in Hollywood Walk around there and they have the whole New York Set and looks like you're in in a big city and you got these skyscrapers and all that stuff and there's delis here There's a post office over there. There's a big bank building You walk around it and then you go through the doors on that and you walk through the doors and then you're like wait a minute Oh, it's just those aren't real. It's just plywood and paint And some tape and some other stuff and some screws and some some stuff hammering in over there and that's it That's all right now final point To the one that got away the cowboy edition the one that the cowboys did make some moves Nothing that really got you all excited

16:21Nothing like that, but so the the move here that a lot of people buzzing about free agent linebacker Nikobe Dean good name Good name Nikobe Dean who had been playing for the Philadelphia Eagles So he opted to accept a deal from the worst team in the NFL the Raiders rather than play for the Dallas Cowboys Dean gets a three-year contract to take his talent to Nevada 36 million dollars to play on the clown show that is Tom Brady's Raiders The Cowboys and Raiders had supposedly similar offers very we just talked about Mike Evans and Mike Evans had a similar offer by the Bucks he chose to sign with the 49ers well here same situation ultimately Nikobe Dean decided that he wanted to go play for the Raiders he claimed it was 51 49 I love that he just made that up out of thinner. Well it was 51 49 I decided to go the 51 with the Raiders, but it could have been 51 for the For the team that plays in Dallas, but it wasn't

17:24So he's like, oh now I'll go to I'll go to Vegas. I'll go to Vegas Okay There you go. So the question And here's the question for the class This is not an open book question here it is What does it say when a free agent Such as the Kobe Dean who's not a star player. He's not it's a nice name Good not great player in the Kobe Dean When he takes a look at the Cowboys that at one point was America's TV looks at that nonsense And says that now I want to go play to a city that is gouging its one industry tourism by Nickel and diving people that come to Vegas with parking charges and overpriced food And just gouging the very thing that keeps that town alive. I want to go to that town. I want to go to Vegas Okay, so My my phone is now the Kobe Dean Looked at Jerry Jones. He said well, I've got the Tom Brady circus where Tom you know Mr. Mr

18:29skinny Jean guy faux broadcaster guy So we got Tom Brady over here who's really the GM, but he's pretending like he's not he's doing cosplay I'm not the dream. I'm the you know I'm the one that's pulling the strings, but I'm not the GM. Okay, then you got Jerry Jones is very transparent I am the GM. I am in charge here and he looked at Jerry Jones and said I'm good and he chose the Raiders The laughing stock of the NFL The Raiders the NFL's version of abandoned property That's the Raiders right broken windows graffiti excessive litter Smells like urine that's raider football And hope is sold separately hope is sold separately for the Raiders there and Dean said no, no, I'll take I'll take that over The fast pass on the Jerry roller coaster. I don't want the fast pass on the Jerry world roller coaster And so there you go. It's not really a recruiting loss It is a very poor yelp review

19:32For the Dallas Cowboys not not a good yelp review and then Dallas Keeps polishing those those helmets Like they're the Lombardi trophy themselves and the problem is that Uh, it's it's so sporadic anyway with free agency, but to lose to the Raiders is a real kick to the nuts I mean if you lose to a good team that's one thing the Raiders are not a good team and they're not even close to being a good team I don't know if they'll ever have a good team again in my life Uh, they're about to draft a guy that can't play quarterback Uh, good luck on that and Spend a bunch of money on mediocre players So I don't know where where where there is for the Raiders to go I don't know where there is and this guy chose to sign with the Raiders And and it's wild Chose just Vegas over there's now somebody who's saying well, I played Philadelphia And you don't want to go to the Cowboys because that's a rivalry and all that stuff But still to pick Vegas over Dallas both teams are not good. I'm not gonna sit you and say the Cowboys are good. They're not Uh, in in terms of the click Currency the Cowboys are pretty good about that, but it's the football equivalent

20:34It's a football called an of leaving a five star hotel For a roadside motel that is infested. There's an infestation of bed bugs. That's the Raiders And they charge by the hour by the way But you left because well, you know the hotel manager was kind of you know hovering around didn't really like it and all that so And uh, it's pretty funny the eagle Marching in chatter society Not a good day for the eagle. They lost a bunch of guys and they're all bummed out about that They are celebrating and they're having a drink because Nicobie Dean did not go to the Dallas Cowboys He's stiff-armed the Cowboys which makes them Jerry Jones a bigger punching bag It is the Ben Mallor Show will take your calls the whole thing and we have by the way weed man's here It's ask a weed man And our friend Billy from Hollywood, Florida. He's in here spreading positivity. He'll answer all you your questions So if you're on hold you want to talk to him stay on hold if you want to call up 877

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25:52Ask a weed man our friend Billy He lives in Hollywood Florida He's big fan of show big part of the show big character in the show becoming up here momentarily Later this hour Mallor the third degree will also have the instant trivia All that'll be coming your way a little later. We started the hour With Mike Evans taking his talents to the 49ers that and some other things popped up in there as well Back to it. All right back to where we go and your calls at 877 99 on Fox Lee board is packed though right now. So no need To call in and we're going to get the weed man in a minute. Let's go to Chris. Though first Chris is in Northern California. What's going on Chris welcome Hey, thanks Ben in Santa Clara Landry. That's right. Santa Clara Santa Clara are you concerned about the substation? Do you feel like your health is at risk because of the substation?

26:54Well, I've got I've got some great inside information because You know years ago I was actually part of the team that helped kind of bring that stadium to life here So you know back then as you may remember there was a little bit of gossip that made to the Raiders would share the stadium With the night and so I've got it under kind of good advisement that when the Raiders were touring They brought down a couple of those nuclear raccoons from the Oakland Coliseum that were up there sure They they buried them in the second locker room And so you know just you know we have a nuclear stuff take the long time and that's right see that and people are confused Right, and that's that's great because they think it's the substation But it's nuclear raccoons who the Raiders purchased on the internet from chair noble Well, no, they didn't have to do that. They just got them straight out of the Oakland Coliseum Oh, okay, they were just naturally, you know, I'm staying there. I'm staying Yeah, it's either that or you know, we've got a lot of great diverse food down here It may be the huge boxes of Sriracha that we use to put lots of roll over at Levi's

28:00But one of those two things, you know, I think yeah, I don't think it's the substation It might be some of the 10-year-old soccer players that are next door there that are still upset about the Niners trying to put a parking lot there 20 years ago I would say it's one of those three things okay, but All right, but the substation now we've we've actually got the cheapest electricity in the Bay area a lot of people don't know Santa Claire is kind of don't even have an electric you know, so just move there for cheap electricity That's what you need to move you're in northern god, which is move over to say you got the football stadium for nine games eight or nine Games a year and then you get cheap electric what more do you need? What more do you need? No, hey, hey, we're way we get super balls. We get world cup matches Okay, and we got new nuclear nuclear raccoons too, so I like that all right Listen, yeah, I'm gonna give you I actually like this call. I don't know why I'm gonna give you a golden ticket This guy's good now. I'm giving him a golden ticket You have no idea what that means, but it just means next time you call to say you you know, go to golden ticket You get right on the so thank you Chris

29:00I appreciate you got to take it all right. I gotta go all right. I like that. Yeah Yes, not like the normal group that we have a little different Good sense of humor and it's funny and the raccoon thing. I like that. That was fun I like the spontaneity of your golden ticket. All right. Let's go now to Florida and we say Hello To a man That is fixing all of the world's problems Trying to do on overnight sports talk radio His name is Billy. He goes by the on-air name Weedman hippie the reason people don't understand this we need to remind people But it was one the reason you're known as Weedman hippie You love pot but also when back in the 90s there was a guy that was very famous that had your name. Is that correct? Yeah, yeah, I had a hippie on it. Yeah, yeah, he had to become Weedman hippie There was a guy that did info commercials Name Billy blanks, right? That was

30:10Well, you're older so are you a pothead? Yeah, he took your name Yeah Oh wait, I'll say wait a minute. That's that is the Ilysa what's going on? The woman Kim I was a fitness instructor still have a trainer They thought I was married to Billy blanks Well Your husband Yeah, very silly. You look very much like Billy blanks Weedman Unless that's not quite the case unless uh, yeah, oh, but all right. Well, this actually they're actually probably not that far off in age Oh, really? I just looked at it. He's 70 years old now. Oh, is that right? Oh Okay, so he's old. Oh, yeah, okay, so he is older than you Yeah All right, yeah, he was all over that guy the other Billy blanks was all over TV, man. He went back in me

31:13Tybo, yeah, it's a tybo thing. Yeah, he did the tybo All right, you should have done Weedman you should have done a tybo you would have made a fortune man come on Well, how can you have my name? All right. All right. Stop. You're complaining. Please. All right We will take some calls you what Okay, we have questions your feme's in Chicago. Weedman. He says what is your what is your favorite TV show? He wants to know My favorite TV show. Yeah wow You're you're stumped on this question Yeah, oh my god. Weedman. This is like the easiest question. What are you doing? It doesn't watch TV Yeah, well, he did watch didn't you watch TV back in the day? No Well, I watch I watch YouTube. No, I know you watch. Yeah, but there was no YouTube when you were you know in the 80s or whatever back in No, of course. Yeah, of course. I used to watch TV, but we're back in my final two one. Oh, that I like that show. Wow

32:18You loved you loved Lost in space and sports. That's it. That's it. Oh, look at that. You need Lisa to help you out here You don't even remember what you like weedman. Oh my god All right, it's all about sports. Yes, uh, our our jazzy What what's up with my enemies often? Malik Willis they got the great you know big fan of Malik Willis He's laughing at will you know Oh, what happened with tour? He fired him. Yeah, he got rid of him. He didn't want him. Yeah, can he stay at your place? Can he stay with you? He's still guy like you at least 20 million dollars, right? More than that. Yeah, he's got more Uh, well, he's the golfing still owe him. I think it's a hundred million or something like that Yeah, it's over a hundred million Rob the goat man says Billy. How's that email coming along?

33:21Oh Well, it didn't uh, I thought coups sign up. He set up the email for you. I thought no What do you mean I gave you the password in the email Oh We bet he said it up for you gave you everything so you have access spelled it the way that you wanted it to be spelled Lisa was on the line when I gave you the password Wait You need a social secretary to get you Oh my god, weed man. This is embarrassing here. What are we? What are we doing here? I have it on my phone and it's not my name is in spell right? Okay Have you ever thought we met about becoming an old world men and night? Have you ever thought about that weed man?

34:25You don't you don't you don't have to worry about modern technology become a man night, right? Get the horse and buggy going there. You can dress modestly Amish person do they smoke a lot of weed the Amish well no the there's I'd learned this a few years ago Always thought the Amish, but the Amish like there's Amish people who have jobs and you know regular kind of written somewhat regular But the hardcore is the old Old order men and I that's the next level that's horse and that's that's the horse and buggy crowd They don't believe in any of this stuff. They turn their own butter. Yeah, they do everything The original Weed man, I have a question. Oh, Lorraine would like to ask you. Hi. I actually have a listener. You know He likes to send you things here and there Yeah, he wants to know if you would prefer a case of Coca-Cola or Gatorade or something to drink Coca-Cola do you like regular? Yeah, you want you want to you want to talk to burrito's actually online here? You want to talk to burrito? Yeah

35:29Oh, yeah, yeah, all right. All right. All right. Uh, burrito is Uh, burrito is the Santa Claus for weed man. Uh, you've sent him some snacks burrito. You're on The air with our friend Billy I really want that. Thank you so much. I really appreciate that Thank you. You're welcome, buddy Wow, it's like Halloween every day My friend Now Weed man, are you able to eat you don't have any teeth? Are you able to eat the candy? Yeah, okay I'm sure he can just stop on it Hello, I went a little Debbie I love the little Debbie. Hey, I love some more of those over your clean pies. I love that. All right Now you're now you're ordering what you want here Doesn't It's like you're going to Costco and burrito's just going to get whatever you want

36:35He just want burritos. He just wants you to praise the Raiders Weed man. That's all he wants I appreciate you man. You bring a lot of love To the show, man, every every week you wake up and get to the show But a little payback All right, we'll thank you so thank you burrito You're very you're very you're very kind burrito. Thank you. You're So much great. That's great. That's wonderful. There you go RJ in L.A. says does weed man prefer rats or roaches to live with great question I remember having my That was no good at all Did the mice also steal the ring the bedmallow show ring that you had back No, but the new ring but you had a ring before you had the OG ring

37:40All right, you you feed me writes in all right, take a breath You feed me in Chicago says lost in space was a good choice Billy glad that Lisa remembered for you Mallor prop guy says when Billy owned a toy store what were some of the toys that were staples I know he's popular profitable et cetera does he have any favorite sports toys Or games from the last century I remember a cabbage-cash small little bit That'll smell good See type of plastic that they used No, no, they smelled like baby powder Oh, did they I thought it was I thought it was the plastic that smelled like that And Is it baby powder bad for you? I thought they learned that this is like bad Yeah, I think they put some stuff in there that you shouldn't probably have on your On your private parts and all that Shane and Des Moines says can you dance weed man So I can dance

38:42I can dance right? Yes, he can dance but he only has a few Well, that's really all you need right isn't most a dancing just like trying isn't that most a dancing right? Yeah, yeah, and it's like you're not most people aren't good at dancing guys. That's where it is uh Let's see your kid to Read that milkman mic in Colorado sister you change your undies daily Or do you do the front back inside out front back No, no, I change them every You're not like um was it Floyd Mayweather when the story about Mayweather was he used the same pair Well, I know you you one pair of underwear and then threw it away and only use it once and never even washed it and just got rid of it and You're not like that. Boy Mayweather got a lot of millions of dollars Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right alf the alien opiner writes in

39:42He says have you ever traded your body for a sandwich You know We want to go there uh how about this we've been the new thing on the internet I think we talked about this on the podcast the fifth hour podcast a couple weeks ago You can now loan your body to AI. Would you be willing to loan your body to AI? What to do what and when what would I do? Well, there's some things that AI can't do when they like pay people to do the stuff for AI Wow, that'd be great as long as that hold me up, but you'd actually have to do it Uh, but boso boso the district attorney has a good question. He says we'd man ever gotten high with a celebrity Days for pal. Ah, no way Yeah, what You know, I ran into I ran into shapel a weed man We were in San Francisco at the Super Bowl and I was walking down the street in San Francisco and shapel

40:44Was just we walk right past me our shoulders kind of brushed a little bit But I didn't smoke weed with him you you you claim again We have no way of verifying this. I don't think shapel would have a problem with it But you were at a park in and where were you at? What's in his wet pocket and man? Are you sure this was Dave shapel and not somebody saying they were Dave shapel? I was there. I was there Okay, she's a witness. We have an eyewitness. Let's go to the phones phase is in Chicago wants to say hello to you. Hello phase. Welcome Hey, how are you? Are you man? How are you my friend? Good good man. Just simple question man. Do you slow blunts and what kind of blunts you slow gets you do? I have I have 20 a weed right here. Okay, all right. You smoke out quickly Yeah, one one last one trucker Joe Says how would you weed man and homelessness and the hungry? What would you do to end? Why everyone says that but what what would you do because it seems like a lot of people these days

41:46There's a group of people that like kind of being out living free and out And there's enough apartments in on the planet in the country Yeah, everybody have a place where that's not right. Come on. All right. Well, how do you do that though? You get a pay for him. You know, you're not free, right? As someone's got a pay for him. Well, you know I I had I had any money and I had this place Well, when I had nothing there was an organization called citrus Yeah, but I know but something something I got I gotta let you on that But thank you weed man. You're the man. Have a great all right. There he goes. We've man hippie where he goes only He knows There you go. All right. Now it is the the Ben Mallor Show time now for the Insta trivia and we'll have Mallor to the third degree Hugh McClainy a half back for the Niners in the 1950s and blank are the only two athletes ever inducted in the pro football Hall of Fame

42:48who also earned a world ranking in In the high hurdles During their careers again, Hugh McClainy a half back in the 1950s for the 49ers and blank are the only two athletes ever To go to the pro football Hall of Fame who also earned a world ranking in the high hurdles the answer next Fox Sports Radio has the best sports talk lineup in the nation catch all of our shows at Fox Sports Radio.com And within the iHard radio app search fsr to listen live No one knows what the future holds, but you deserve a weather app that can help Weather bug is easy to use and provides forecasts for your every need from storm warnings to pollen levels Write at your fingertips get the fastest local alerts and comprehensive 10-day forecasts wherever you are It's hyper local real-time customizable alerts Make sure the weather never takes you by surprise so you can plan every day with confidence Download the free weather bug app from the app store today and start getting accurate weather forecasts 24-7 Hey, it's Jonas Nox and every business has its own rhythm rushes

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47:05CIF baseball Legend Tim Cates from Ferg dog do you have an answer Lorena try bulletin no correct answer is rod woods it NFL legend rod woods Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go To the third degree This is one big bang gets grail group Joe flacco wants an opportunity to compete for a starting job But if he doesn't get that he would prefer to return to Cincinnati to back up Joe burrow Then do you think someone will give him a chance to compete to be quarterback one no He's gonna go back to the bangles. That's it if they want him back He's not the only team that would have done something like that would be the arrows on a cardinals They're not going that direction and only the jets want other suck bag quarterbacks like gino smith So I'm gonna go back to Cincinnati next So the Broncos believe that they would have been playing in the Super Bowl had bonyx not broken his ankle So They're getting like lit up on social media right now for not doing anything Bend anything. This is a bad move by the Broncos kind of sitting still so

48:07No, I mean, it's more fun when you make big boos cool. I might say it's not more fun I don't think that usually 99% of time the team that makes the big moves It doesn't work out for them. So it's it's like it's not ideal I mean as long as you're you did science a couple of guys, but they're mostly these guys we never heard off So I wouldn't get worked up into a lather about that next Dylan Brooks recently made an appearance on a video feature Where he said that if the temperables run into them in the playoffs, it's gonna be problems And said that Minnesota's got their number this or they have Minnesota's number this year If anything, the sons would be a problem in the playoffs The sons are a mid-level contender. How about that Dylan Brooks video coop? We had a dispensary in his car now that's the video this week Did you see that video? Oh my god, you got to check that you got pulled over the cops. I get the dispensary in here No one knows what the future holds, but you deserve a weather app that can help Weather bug is easy to use and provides forecasts for your every need from storm warnings to pollen levels

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