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The woman who shot up Rihanna’s house was ranting on social media. Bob is spilling a little bit more about ‘Project Hail Mary’ ahead of its release next week. More Game of Thrones news. It’s National Napping Day - go for it. Vinnie is still giving out his landline. A classic teen prank has left a teacher dead. Plus, strong feelings about Ranch ahead.

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20% off IXL membership when they sign up today at IXLLearning.com slash audio. Visit IXLLearning.com slash audio to get the most effective learning program out there at the best price. Hey Bay Area, good morning. Coffee, please. Wake up with Sarah and Vinnie. Sarah and Vinnie. Sarah and Vinnie. Every morning on Alice. 97-3. Oh. Oh, look at the time. Alice, 97-3. Sarah and Vinnie, Alice's morning show fully powered up. We're all ready to go. Thanks to San Francisco Bay Coffee. Delicious. This part of the show is brought to you by Creative Energy. Hot Tubs. If you've been thinking about getting a hot tub now is the time. Through March 14th, Creative Energy is doing a tax-free event. They will pay the sales tax for you. Hot Spring Spas, Endless Pool Swim Spas, this is only through March 14th.

Visit Creative Energy or go to CreativeEnergy.com. You can call us or text us 800-400-3697. Either way, we want to hear from you. So get on the stick. Let's hear from you. I am going to start with Rihanna. Rihanna. Okay. Let's start with Rihanna. Yesterday, we heard that some woman sitting in her Tesla across the street from Rihanna's house fired seven to nine shots from an AR-15 style gun. Hit the house at least four times. Rihanna was there. I don't know if any information on whether any of her kids were there. Kids were there. Well, I don't know where they out back. That's not in this story. No, they were just in the house. But they were there. I mean, she's actually, they picked this lady up and she's being charged with attempted murder. You can't be firing a gun at someone's house and think you're just going to drive off into the sunset. Does she have a story, though? What is her story?

Well, I don't want to let her tell it. Her name is Ivana Lizette Ortiz. She is a 35-year-old woman. She shot up Rihanna's house on Sunday and had some kind of beef with Rihanna. On February 23rd, a while back, she posted a Facebook message saying, Rihanna, are you there? Because I was waiting for your age five head self to say something to me directly instead of sneaking around like you talking to me where I'm not at. She's mentally ill. Okay. Let's play a little bit of what's going on with this with this chick. This first one is about Rihanna, but she does have other targets. No, Rihanna, no. You're not the eagle. They will sort high on wings like eagles. Rihanna wants to say that we are flying. That we are flying and we're not.

She's not flying. She had a bad day. She looks really stupid and corny. She looks really stupid and corny. Is she? Everyone knows it. Like showing pictures. She's just talking to Facebook. Yes, she's just talking to her camera. The way that Rihanna wants to kill me. She's the one who wants to kill me. The way that Rihanna wants to kill me. She knows that we're not going to show this right now. Listen, Rihanna. When you die, God is taking me to my future. You want to kill me. Shut the f*** up. Okay. Shut the f*** up. Yeah, she's a witch. She's a witch. I'm a watchman. She's a witch. Get that stupid girl out of here. Okay. Okay. She's mentally ill. I got stalked in the 90s when we were first here. That's exactly the kind of ranting the lady was doing.

I never even met her, but it was this kind of... There was no social media. She was emailing you like you were talking only to her. There was a lot of that kind of where you just go. None of this is based in anything that's actually happening. She's also the same woman, this Yvanna, has conjured up an issue with Cardi B. This is her looking into a mirror, I guess? Yeah. You can f***ing mean Cardi B. You're supposedly busy right now. You're supposedly busy right now. But you know who has the cutest outfit tonight? You know who's the cutest tonight? I am. I'm the cutest tonight. I saw that coming. You ain't doing nothing to me. You ain't messing with me. You ain't messing with me. Ortiz also is a religious influencer who keeps or kept a praying woman's journal on YouTube.

And in several of her videos she takes aim at Rihanna calling her a witch, comparing her face to the devil, suggesting that Rihanna wants to kill her. She has previously arrests for domestic violence, careless driving, and violating pretrial release conditions. So she has been arrested and booked unattended murder for firing several rounds into Rihanna's home while Rihanna and her kids were inside. They say it's over $10 million. What do you need 10% from a bail bondsman or something? Yeah, I don't know that, but I do know this person cannot be set free. Agreed. Like that is exact, that's so dangerous that this person is seeing and they think they're part of stuff. They're not part of anything. I feel like no bail. They actually got a weapon. Right. Like that's, it is really sad that we don't even have better protections in place

for people when someone's like this. I know they have rights, but you got a weapon and fired into a house, and your story is nonsense. You're not even a stalker anymore. You're a murderer. So they have said bail, but it is really high. I don't know that anybody's going to loan this chick over $1 million to get out of jail. But the fact that she, what do they call it, pretrial, violating pretrial release conditions, which to me means she broke restraining orders or was where she wasn't supposed to be. That's, I don't even know why they set bail for this person. She fired a gun at somebody's house. That's it. Now you're in jail until your trial. Meanwhile, Rihanna got on a plane yesterday. I guess she was seen getting on a plane at Van Eyes airport. Is that like one of those little private places?

Must be, right? Yeah. I don't know if that was a scheduled trip or she was like, I just don't want to be in the house anymore. Because I'm sure everybody's driving by trying to check out where Rihanna lives. So she got out of there. I know I didn't hear her shit or kids with her or anything either, but I'm sure everyone's safe and working on getting safer. There's always a story here too that I'm sure there were other people in her life that have tried to explain to her. What are you talking about? None of this is happening. You're being... And you don't want to use that term, but it is how you would view someone. Like, what is wrong? Why are you... And that's the way it was. This person that was following me and writing me and showing up at appearances and leaving stuff for me. And at one point, I'm in a gig at the Fillmore with my girlfriend. And they go, Your wife set the door. And I go, What? Oh my God. And of course, my girlfriend goes, What?

And I go, I don't... I promise you I do not have a wife. I do not have a wife. There is no wife. What are you talking about? And then they got rid of her. And then I... It was just... It's a whole thing. And in the end, much later, I found out there was a husband in the picture. She'd stopped taking her medicine. It had been a full-on mental breakdown. And she ended up taking herself to heaven. I heard this whole story after the fact. I was like, It was crazy though. Like the FBI was in the building. Like... There's a whole thing. You were like, I don't want to take a different route home every day. There's a whole thing. And that's one of the problems is you can't... They can't protect you. No. She hasn't done anything to you. And they're like, So you have to start watching your own back. And I'm like, You know, one of the joys of my life is that I don't watch my own back. To do. And all of a sudden, I'm watching my own back. It's crazy. So that is very sad. Is this terrible?

But she cannot be set free. I agree. I don't even know why they set bail. Like this person is unhinged. I'm sure they made it unattainable. They probably had an idea that we'll set bail and it's unattainable. Right. Well, it's this over $10 million. I don't know why they're not giving us the exact amount. But even if it's $10 million, I still got to get someone to come over the million. But people do put houses up. And although who is? This person seems unhinged enough that her family must be well aware and would go, I think you're good where you are. Let's just let's just go ahead and leave it there. It's really sad. Yeah. Usually people isolate when they're not taking their meds and they just want to live in their own world. Well, she's living in her own world. Unfortunately, we all have a window into people's own worlds these days because social media makes it so that whatever crazy you've got going on, it's a pop on the screen away from being on everybody's phone.

Anyway, I'm sorry that you're going through that, Riana. You seem very nice. And nobody should go through that. Even bad people shouldn't go through that. I read this this morning or maybe I read it yesterday, but it doesn't matter. It's about Project Hail Mary. Oh, I also read a review or I saw the headline a further review of Project Hail Mary. So you're saying it's probably okay for Bob to tell us what she thinks. I'm wondering what the embargo is. What the embargo situation is. I double-checked the email just says not to do any reviews prior to the theatrical release, which is not until the 20th. So sorry. I think some reviewers probably get the okay because they want to get some buzz and they're probably reviewers that they think will do positive. They called it lavish but formulaic. That was in the headline. That story is definitely not formulaic. I know.

I... I agree. I felt like that was a great new style story. There's a twist that it took my head clean off and I loved it. I mean, I hated it because I was thinking... What? This person's one thing and now this person's not at all what we thought. And that changes it but then it doesn't change it. It's cool. I like the story a lot. It's a great story. It really is. It's got everything I want in a book. So let's hope the movie's good. Well, what I will say is that they fit the whole book in the movie. Which I was surprised by because it's a 16-hour audio book and to Vinnie's point has lots of twists and turns. But I was really happy to see everything I loved about it. One of the things I liked about the way they did the book was it was constantly you're in present time

where he's in one place and you're in the past learning how he got to that place. You go back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. Do they do it like that? Yes. And maybe that's why they call it formulaic because it's a lot of flashbacks. Which in a movie is not a unique way of storytelling. No. Let me ask you this question. If you can. There is a character in the book who is in charge of all of this. I can't remember her name. Right. But she is... She's excellent. That's what I need to hear. Excellent. She's very important. She wants that role and should think I'm going to crush this thing because it really is a cornerstone to the whole story and what she's willing to do. The most important person in the world is this woman who's trying to do something very important and she'll do anything to make it happen and does. Yeah, it's played by Sandra Huller. She's a German actress.

She was in an Oscar-nominated movie a couple years ago, Anatomy of a Fall, which is a very strange movie but she's great in it and she was also in the zone of interest that year. So she's very talented. But you say she pulled it. Absolutely. And they do something that's not in the book in the movie that is very cool with her character as well. Oh. Oh. Yeah. That is. There's something to look forward to. Right. You hooked me. See it in IMAX, if you can. We are really lucky here in San Francisco in the Bay Area that we have multiple IMAX theaters and this movie is not, not everyone gets the IMAX experience across the country. So definitely take advantage of it. Listen to this headline. Project Hail Mary contains not a single green screen or blue screen shot in the entire movie. Yeah. The directors actually talked about how they used a mix of CGI

and puppet puppets to bring parts of the movie to life and it's seamless. Like I wasn't even thinking about that while I was watching it. Which today in most movies you're like, oh, that's pretty good CGI. Oh, that's not very good CGI. I didn't even cross my mind while I was watching it. It was so good. I love what they did with how they show the spaceships and all that. I don't want to get too into it because I don't want to spoil it for anyone who hasn't even seen the trailer. But it's beautiful for sure. I just find it so strange that you see these giant warehouses that are just covered in green paint or green drapes or whatever and somebody sitting on a saddle riding something that is so, at some point will be a dragon. And it's hard to imagine because these long space shots all that kind of thing. And just sort of the epic nature of this. It's really kind of cool to hear

and that they're specifically saying no green screen, not no CGI but no green screen. So, there you go. That's a... They say, by the way, they call it a big budget sci-fi gamble. And it's long. It's 156 minutes. How long is that? It's almost three hours. It didn't feel long. Hmm. That's goodness. I'm going into that. I'll tell it this way. In general, a three hour movie I want no part of. I'm going into this movie knowing the story and I want every minute of it. Yeah. That's the truth. I love this story. I think it could be great. I do like... What's his name? Bassline. Bassline. And I hope they got the woman right and you're saying they did. So, I believe you. Those are two very critical points. And I am hoping they tell this story correctly. I pictured it as I read the book, the lady in question that we're talking on. She's sort of like the person who puts this whole thing together.

I picture her as being this sort of stout, no nonsense, not that attractive, just like a mean science teacher. And she looks like she's a really attractive woman in this. She's German. She's a tough cookie. Okay. So she's there's toughness, but she just seems more attractive than I thought she was going to be. Well, it is Hollywood. That's true. Even the aliens probably a little more attractive than... I like it though. This person is tasked with something enormous, like the biggest task maybe in the history of the world. All the world's ever. And sets about doing it. The whole ship was built as a set from the inside. We had a huge section of the exterior of the ship on the outside that we built. The alien was actually with us the whole time, whether it was CG or...

Yes, the puppeteer they used ended up doing the voice as well. So they were able to run their lines together, Ryan and the puppeteer throughout the movie. So their dialogue with each other is almost too good. The budget was about $250 million. Dang! Well, yeah, please go see it. For their sake. Yeah. I want more movies like this to be made. It's for my sake. I want to see way more movies like this in my lifetime. So I love hearing you say that. I know. That's the review I need. That's the biggest selling point of all. Project Hail Mary. This is the Hollywood reporter saying not a single green screen shot in the entire movie according to the director. Oh, I think I told you this yesterday. Monsters Ink 3 is an early development. Credibles 3 expected in 2028, Coco 2 and 2029. So if you're looking for stuff

for your kids to watch, that's what we've got for you. Thank you. Night of the Seven Kingdoms. What's that again? That is the Egg and Dunk. Okay. The Tales of Egg and Dunk. It's in Dunkin' Egg. It's set in the Game of Thrones universe. It's about 100 years before. In fact, I mean, I guess if you haven't watched it at all, this might be somewhat of a spoiler, but isn't the character who's a little boy, someone that we meet in the actual Game of Thrones show as an over 100-year-old meister at the wall. No. Are you sure? That's his brother, because he talks about his brother when he's going see now. He's like, oh, Egg. Oh, Egg. You know, because he's holding the baby that the wildling had. So which brother is that? So he's got two older brothers. Yeah, I don't know if he's a younger brother. Like, he might have come along a little...

Are you sure it's not him? No, it's not him. Isn't that his name? No, Egg on... Egg on becomes egg on the unlikely. He becomes king. Oops. Oh. Well, there is kind of a prophecy that happens in season one, so you kind of do know that, even if you've only watched the show. Oh, that's right. I hasn't read the books. And he's called the unlikely, because he had so many older brothers that it was very unlikely for him to become king. What was the prophecy? Aemon is the one who become the famous... Aemon of the Night's Walk. So maybe it's like a younger brother. I think it's a younger brother that comes later. Well, nobody talks about Egg being a baby. No, yeah, no. Yeah, no. Egg's the youngest. He has three older brothers in the game. We have three older brothers. Yes. Yeah. Okay. So they only show two of them. Yeah. They haven't shown Aemon thus far. Yeah. I don't remember Aemon ever being in the books. All right. Other than... I'll tell John that, because we were like, is this the guy that litters? But you're right. Aemon. Anyway. Night of the Seven Kingdoms.

Disappointingly, it was only six episodes long. An each episode? Less than half an hour! Come on! Yeah. They were so good, though. It was the highlight of Susan and I's week every week. We were like, oh, we get to watch Egg tonight! Oh. A little baby, Vinnie. It's just... Yeah. So cute. So cute, Vinnie. I've never even seen it, so I don't even... I don't know. Well, it wouldn't take you long to watch it. It's... I appreciate being... remembered. So thank you. Yeah. I don't know how something it is. No, it's not. It's not at all. He is delightfully charming. Yeah. But he's like a little bald kid with like just the craziest facial expressions that I only know one other person who does those. How about this one? I'm like, oh my god, Vinnie is an actor. You can watch this show on YouTube. If you're wondering what face she just made.

Doing all the little things that he did. We're live right now. We are. Every day. So what about the night of this? They are in the process of casting season two. And so I've seen actually a few articles here. It's not... You know, the one person I wanted to mention to you is... One of the guys from Ozark, the guy who looked like Maddie at the beginning of the show. He's like one of the... One of the trailer guys. And doesn't he have an affair with the FBI guy? Oh, that's the guy. I think so. He had, though, isn't he? Yeah, he, though. Is this him? Come take a look at this. To me, this is the slim... That guy, I think, got to be a pretty big star on Ozark and like went crazy kind of taking it... Taking... Taking care of himself, all of a sudden. I don't recognize him as being the guy. At all. What's the actor's name? Peter Mullin. But they list him here as Ozark and I went, is that that guy? I don't think it is.

Like Jacob's... Peter Mullins, Jacob's... He's an older guy. He is... Well, I would say this dude looks 55 or something. Yeah. I don't look like him. Oh, no, that's the guy. Okay. No, you don't really look like him. Wait. You found the guy? Isn't that the guy? Isn't that the brother? We're looking at pictures here. Oh, we're looking at pictures here. That's not the guy. Are you sure? Hmm. I don't know this guy, then. Scottish actor and filmmaker? That's what he does. That's what they say. Here's Peter Mullins. Scottish actor. I'm gonna look up the guy we're talking about. I don't know who he was talking about. Yeah. I have no idea what you guys are talking about. There's a... Okay. On Ozark. There is a FBI guy who's a total jerk who shows up in town and he's trying to bust. What are their names? The family that is behind all this. Bird. What have the birds? He's trying to bust a bird. Bird. And he ends up befriending one of the locals who it turns out is gay.

Yeah. And that... And they have a torrid affair. That coupling is actually one of the fun parts of the... Yeah. We're gonna run away and have a fishing tackle shop, a bait and tackle shop or something. They're saying it's... That's the guy. That's the guy. It is that guy. I'm telling you, I'm looking at... No, no. It's Jason Butler Harner. Is the FBI agent. Yeah. Is this in that release, Jason? Jacob Snow is the one that owns... He's another one of the drug dealers. You know, he had the farm and everything. Oh. He's... Oh, man. He is the guy with the crazy wife. He got poison. Okay. Oh, that guy. Yeah. That makes more sense. That makes sense. I'm not finding the guy we're talking about though. I'm looking at the whole act. I found him. Okay. But yeah. We are so out of time. No, we're not. It turns out we are. I don't even know how it happened. I really felt like I had a lot of fun. Mark Menchaka. That's the brother's name. Russ Langmore. Mark Menchaka. All right. It looks like it's a good show, bottom line. Oh, sorry.

It is a good show. And that the woman who plays the wife who does... She's one of the best parts of that show. She is close to time for some lemonade. Oh, she's absolutely horrific. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Delicious. What's coming up in the news? A high school prank gone horribly wrong after these. Ryan Reynolds here for Mint Mobile. I don't know if you knew this, but anyone can get the same premium wireless for $15 a month plan that I've been enjoying. It's not just for celebrities. So do like I did. And have one of your assistance assistants switch you to Mint Mobile today. I'm told it's super easy to do at MintMobile.com slash switch.

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Good morning and thanks for being with us. Thank you. Partly cloudy today. Upper 60s. For temp. Nice day. It was a little chillier than it's been this morning. It was. But you know, nice day. Even last night, like it was a little bit nippy when after the sun went down. Today is national napping day. Oh, don't, don't fall for it. Do it. Just do it. Give yourself a break. I was thinking about napping yesterday. And I probably should have. Because I still didn't get a good night's sleep last night. Neither. But I'm just. When. And he likes schedule. I just have to live with it. That's all. Oh, time changed. Great night. We'll sleep tonight. Maybe it's also national landline telephone day. Which I love giving out my landline. And then I love when people say we texted you. You can't text that. That is a. You have to call that number. Yeah. Oh, well, give me your cell phone. No. The answer's no. No, you can't have that. I carry that around. And you can't.

I do not want you to be able to reach me. While I'm here. Broadcasting or while I'm driving down the road. Yeah. No. How often does your landline ring? Couple times a day. Is it usually spam? No, we give it to. You know, we give it to a lot of people. Actually, that's we use. I use it. We use kids. So kids could call the house. They don't do that though. They're very tech that most kids already have phones. I give up on the whole use my landline thing. Because I feel like people. Don't get it. They don't get it. No, they've got a whole new trickery with the two step authentication. Is that the term? Yeah. Like I've like had to give it so many times just to be able to access this website or that service or whatever. I'm like, okay, so it's just polluted. My phone rings 5,000 times a day. It always says, you know, spam risk at the top.

I'm like, well, thanks for telling me. Let's click that off. I suppose if somebody wanted to call me, they would leave a message. Yeah. Yes. I keep my inbox full so they have to text. You keep it full on purpose? Yeah. It says this person's voicemail is full. Yes. I don't want to listen to voicemail. Maybe my voicemail is full. I was going to say I haven't gotten a new voicemail in a while. It took me 15 years to set up my voicemail, but I haven't. That's great. I can't believe it. Yeah. Okay, these are the details behind a high school prank that left a teacher dead. Oh, that is a horrible high school prank. It is a horrible high school prank on wrong. I'm not doing the story to bum you out. I'm doing this story for young kids. I know this because I'm very much in touch with young me. I had no plans on harming anyone ever. Yeah, the carelessness, the lack of thinking things through the spontaneous.

I got a great idea. You know what we should do. Hold my beer. And then things go horribly wrong. I certainly never had this happen, but there's enough. You look back on things. Crazyness in my ear. I could have been a disaster. Absolutely what I'm trying to say. This is about tee peeing a teacher's house. Okay. That seems harmless. It does seem the toilet paper prank that left a beloved Georgia teacher and dad of two dead was part of an annual junior senior war at the school, which district officials had warned against just hours before the tragedy took place. Jason Hughes, age 40, had been the target of the prank wars in years prior, which could mean he is beloved. Like you would do it more likely to a teacher you loved because it's it's anyway.

It's harmless. It's supposed to be harmless. I should say. This was Thursday night, last Thursday, they say a group of students came to his Gainesville home and covered the front lawn with toilet paper. Hughes's home was a clear target for the prank war given that the teachers homes were worth two points according to last year's set of rules as this was junior senior prank wars. Okay. And I don't remember anything this organized, but it sounds like they had it set up. In advance, like you're giving points to who won the prank wars. All right. Okay. They say that both he and his spouse were teachers at North Hall High School. Students were said to lose points if they were caught by the teacher, possibly explaining how he wound up getting run over by a student. Oh God.

No. 18. So he just ruined his own life. The bond and killed a person. I forgive me. I didn't mean to everyone in the lives of the people and all the bright, these facing charges. The young man is facing charges of vehicular homicide. Several of his pals were also busted on lesser charges. This guy allegedly tripped and fell into the road when he stepped outside his house to confront the teen pranksters. Again, the rules of this little game were you lose points if you get caught. And the teacher of course ran out to say, I got you. Yeah. Oh, then fell in front of a car, the getaway car that this young man was driving. Oh, that sucks. That sucks. It does sucks. And it's just that it's these pranks are the day that whole school is having today. Photo posted on Instagram dedicated to the student war showed the outside of Hughes's

home covered in toilet paper in March of 2023. And it said juniors plus four for having gotten him. So this was very organized. The rules on the same page showed the prank was supposed to stick to good, clean fun, no eggs, no paint, no weapons, just toilet paper. Did you ever teepee a house? No. But did you ever teepee a house? Big den teepee teachers and oh, you did it to teachers. Yeah. Yeah, we had it. It was always a teacher we didn't like. Oh, yeah. Yeah. But I got the nickname bullseye because I was going to throw an egg and I actually hit the car inside of the car and egged everyone in the car. Oh, so your own bullseye. I have a friend. They called you a bullseye's ever since he always calls me bullseye. I never would have done anything that would cause real damage. I teepee cars and mailboxes. Yeah. I teepee is like, I feel I remember that feeling. You're out. It's night.

You're with your friends. You've got some toilet paper. It's quiet. The neighborhood's kind of quiet. There's that yellow street light sort of, you know, tint to everything. It's part of being a kid, but this turned so horribly wrong and I only do this story so that you remember that man, something that's supposed to be harmless ends up just truly torpedoing this young kid's life and ruining a grown man who's in peak. Yeah. 40 years old. 40 years old. That's the peak of his life. He's married. He's got his two kids. He's working on his career. Oh. And that's where it ends. So life insurance. I really don't feel like this kid did these kids did anything wrong. This was just an unfortunate accident. I don't disagree. What's the pranking is and didn't you say they were teaping the lawn? Like, was it even the house doesn't say it was the, they said the lawn in the story. The lawn. So it's so innocent. It's just a horrible accident. It's a horrible accident, horrible, but you're right and pranks will continue to happen.

And I think they should probably not harmless ones. The rules include only houses, no cars, only paper or plastic products, no mailboxes, no food or drink, no saran wrap, no eggs, no paint, no weapons. So while this shouldn't have been sanctioned in any way, it sounds like they were trying to be responsible about the senior junior prank, probably why they had the rules in place in the prank wars. Five one says the teacher who died loved the pranks. He was, he was excitedly waiting. It was raining. So he slipped. His wife is pleading that they don't charge the teens who he committed his life to helping. Lisa. I've really doubt that the, the teen who hit him will end up getting in any real trouble. It's, it's an accident. I get in trouble. I totally agree in that he, he, it's an accident and I totally get that. I couldn't ever forgive myself for having damaged this family like that. And I, and I'm, that's why I'm saying I used to be party to all this crap.

If there was a, if there was a TP, I'm sure I was in on it. If there was a party, I'm sure I was in on it. You know what I mean? Like, that's just kids. It's, I, it's funny. There are certain situations in life where the result of your actions is punishment enough. Yes. And I feel like this is one of the 100% got a lot of tech saying that the, the, the, the widow and the family are, are adamantly saying, please don't charge these kids. We'll see how it goes. And then it's not going to change that this kid's going to live with us the rest of his life. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm.

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So I have a Tabasco in the car. That's the exact same thing. I did not say the exact same thing. But it's a little teeny, but I don't think of it. Is it a little thing you put a little bit on there? It is the same. It's like a full on. It's literally the exact same thing. But it's a milk face product. Yeah, but you like that. But you like that. You like that. That's an individual containers, you know? Yeah. Like a ranch pocket. Yeah. That's how stable. You carry that thing anywhere. All right. Well, enjoy your ranch. Well. Yeah. I'm not. The heat is on it. Carry in it. That's not for me. I wouldn't. I guarantee you, there's no ranch at my house. It just doesn't. I just realized that our text number is 8043 67 and Maddie is on the show. Let's see here. 707, betting doesn't have to be refrigerated. Kering ranch around, rancid as the day goes on is disturbing, you know, if you notice, I didn't fight back. She got me real good.

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Oh, yeah. Yeah. They leave that out. Uh, 408, the cheesecake factory, they've got the best ranch. Oh, I have to check that out. I told you, my friend says you need to make it with buttermilk. That's the way to make your, like you, you want the best ranch. You got to make it yourself with the packet and the buttermilk. I shared that clip of that recipe right before the Super Bowl and it was very popular. Is that right? Lots of people were saving it, sending it to others. My friend's like, I don't want to eat broccoli any other way. Uh, okay. If it helps you get broccoli, damn. Hmm. I'll take my broccoli, stand with butter and salt. Yeah, like, I don't like broccoli. I love broccoli. I love broccoli. I like broccoli all day. 408, hey there from San Jose. Hey there. I only T.P. One house when I was a teenager and it was a student that we didn't like supposedly. But I remember that I felt extremely guilty and I stopped after that. It's during the first role and the next few weeks this poor girl had gotten so much trouble with her family. It felt so bad that I felt horrible and now as an adult, I'm looking at it going, uh,

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