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Ben Maller talks about Kyler Murray being one of the biggest busts of all time. He didn't win a single playoff game as a former #1 overall pick. He also discusses Geno Smith's horrendous 2025 season and why David Montgomery wants to be traded or released and what that says about the Lions? Then Ben answers calls and discusses what the best muffins are in the world. He ends the first segment asking a question: Who is the youngest Quarterback in the history of the NFL to win a Super Bowl and go 15-0 in his first 15 starts?
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Okay, well, Kyler Murray is so bad. How bad is he? He's so bad that it appears he's going to get his wish. Nobody wants to trade for him. So it appears that he's just going to be let go from number one overall pick in the draft years ago to just being fired. If you have been following your months and months of chatter that Kyler Murray is going to go play for some other team and the drama or Rama and all of that and the chatter over the weekend. The cardinals are just going to release them. Just get out of here. You suck so much and take your little video game system with you. Get out of here. That's it. And the story bouncing around. This is a state funded NFL media over the weekend pointing out that this is going to be the greatest year ever. If you like suck quarterbacks. If you want to add a quarterback that cannot play at a high level.
This is your year for pennies on the dollar. As Kyler, a little fellow alligator arms Murray. He will join to a tongue of I loa. Geno Smith, Justin Fields, Kirk Cousins, among others, possibly Aaron Rogers who will be available on the market. But let's start out with alligator arms Kyler Murray. What a bust this guy was. My God does he suck. And so that's a good journey. I'll point let us discuss the question. Why did things not work out? And when I say not work out, I mean really not work out. Really, really not work out for Kyler Murray in Arizona. So my thoughts on this. I've got lobster boy, Jurassic Park, and table read. And we will combine all of these things together. And we're going to make a large pizza. Which would have provided by the way more joy to the Cardinal franchise
if they just drafted a large pepperoni pizza. That would have been more successful than what they ended up with. Now, I've been seeing some things here that have been tossed out into the echo chamber. Since the news came out, the Cardinals are going to release Kyler Murray. And many are saying, well, it's the Cardinals fall. It's not his fall. It's the Cardinals fall. Oh my God. We got hurt. Okay, I can't believe a fun sized quarterback would get hurt. That never happens, right? Some I guess are blaming the moon cycle. We had a cosmic event the other day. So that might be why I want to check with our astrology insider. That that's why this is all going going sideways. But Kyler Murray doesn't matter how you want to look at it. Kyler Murray stinks. It's a solid level of stink. It's not just an occasional stink. It's a lot of stink. That's the way it is. And when you're the number one pick in the draft, when you're drafted, the very time.
The expectation is that you're going to be a Siberian tiger. And the Cardinals, for some reason, thought this was a Siberian tiger. Well, it turns out it was a, it was a ragdoll house cat. Ragdoll house cat is what it was. And first read, I guess Kyler's all right. I guess a second read, a little bit of panic, a little bit of panic. And then if you have to go to the third read, he is now spinning around. Like he's late for the airport. And he can't figure out which terminal he needs to go to. And there's issues. So Kyler Murray entered the NFL a few years back. And we knew right away, this gets a side show. I'm going to play with baseball. He's like a baseball player. Oh, play football. Okay, draft me number one. Okay, we'll take you number one overall and all that stuff. But it was always like a side show. I'm looking to play. And I don't know if you've had the same. It's like, well, that's something's wrong with my TV. That guy doesn't belong out there. What's up with that?
It was like oddities. Watching Kyler Murray plays like a glitch on your television there. And really, he belongs in the same category with lobster boy, the human cannonball and sword swallers. Just freaks of society and all that stuff. You draft at the very top. Again, I keep going back this. You drafted the very top of the NFL draft. You're expecting a Greek God. You're expecting a Greek God. Instead, you went down to Best Buy and you've got the geek squad. It's what you got. Like one of those, because Kyler's about the size of somebody on the geek squad. I would think they could be even bigger. They could be even bigger. And so this guy in his NFL career with Arizona, he has been a September hero and a December zero time it again. And then the cardinal career, which if you believe state funded NFL media is now over. Kyler Murray will end up as a number one pick who did not win a playoff game. He played in one playoff game as a starter.
And if you remember, he sat on the bench. It was against the Rams in Inglewood. And I happened to be at the game. And he was sitting there, days didn't confused on the side. Like, what just happened? I mean, wow. Bismill failure, a Bismill failure. And I will leave a line open for those that are listening in the greater Phoenix area. Because I don't think there's any cardinal fans outside of the greater Phoenix area. I think they're all there in Phoenix. And I don't think they exist anywhere else. So if you would like to call up and I will allow you to say, listen, you were right. I was wrong. We will do that at some point here. But my God, the signature moment. You know what the signature moment of Kyler Murray's career with the Arizona Cardinals is? Do you know what it is? You don't? It's bad job by you. Bad football knowledge. Kyler Murray's signature moment in the NFL. It was not some crazy touchdown pass. It wasn't a wild touchdown run by Kyler Murray. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It was a clause in his contract, the homework clause.
That this guy is such a dingleberry. He's such a jack wagon. This Kyler Murray, the Cardinals knew it. They said, we got to put a homework clause in here. And when you're supposed franchise quarterback Kyler Murray is out there and you need an independent study reminder, that doesn't seem like great leadership. What do I know? I just do the overnight. It doesn't seem like great leadership. It seems like, okay, we got to make sure this guy goes to detention because he's not that good at studying. When you got to detention. And that's the kid who was at the the Catholic school. And sister Mary had to come over and you know, hit him with a ruler screaming his face. It's got terrible body language. The whole thing's insane. And even more insane is we know the guy can't play. We know he doesn't like football. He can't play. And some other team's going to add him. That we can goof on them. Not meanwhile. So keeping the theme of the hour going.
We mentioned that this is the offseason. If you want to quarterbacks that cannot play at a discount. So do you have words? Here's the question. Do you have words for the available 2026 NFL free agent class of quarterbacks, which at this point. And subject to change. But at this point, it's looking like Kyler Murray to a tongue of Iowa. Geno Smith, Justin Fields and Kirk cousins. It's the Dante's inferno is what this is. So this is a quarterback room. If you put all these guys together. Kyler Murray to a Geno Smith, Justin Fields and Kirk cousins. It is a basket of deplorables is what it is, right? My word. I used to words handy downs. These are handy downs is what this is here. And the quarterback big board. If you were to look at Benny, not a list. Terry Lingland, not a list. Benny's big board of quarterbacks.
This is a literal stew. A literal stew of broken dreams. Players that never made it. Some that had a little one hit wonder in them. So you're looking at a collection. You're pretty much staring at a collection of garbage. So dense. That waste management should be the title sponsor. Like the quarterback class of 2026 and free agency presented by waste management. I have a dump truck. Drop these guys up. It's a flea market. And then talk about the players changing teams. It's a flea market and all that. It's a flea market with Jurassic Park sized fleas. All right, Jurassic Park sized fleas is what it is. And again, the has bins, the never words get together. And they hang out and bunch of dingo berries. And that's how they do it. And you got genosmith who's a career back up.
That failed in Seattle. Failed with the Raiders as a starter. And as someone dumb enough to give him another opportunity. Justin Field should not be taking snaps in the NFL. He should be selling life insurance somewhere. Get him a job doing that. A real estate. Kurt Cousins. We've seen enough of him. He ought to go become a become some kind of TV person. Put makeup on. He can pour us on CBS or NBC. They got rid of Dungy. So they need somebody of Boris. They could put cousins on there. You got Kyler Murray who should go to his calling here, become an esports star and leave the NFL behind and take the joy stick. Put the duke down. Take the joy stick and knock yourself out of the park. The only one worth a second look. And this is very liberal. Is to a tongue of I lower. Who is still a ticking time bomb. Who is still a ticking time bomb to a because of the concussions and all that stuff. You toss in that he's limited. It's like a designated hitter back when the American League only had the D.H.
And the National League did not. Or two is limited. You can only put him on a West Coast team or a dome team. Any weather that is not perfect. And it's really bad. It's really, really bad. It just doesn't work. The whole thing falls apart. The whole. You just you can't deal. You can't do it. You cannot do it. One cold breeze. One snowflurry. And the thing of my jig is. Just ruined. It's just absolutely ruined. All right. Now the last word here. So we head to Detroit. We head to Detroit where David Montgomery. That's a running back. And he used to be considered pretty good. But David Montgomery sarcastically questioning on social media. A report over the weekend claiming that the current lions running back. Montgomery wants out of the country. The current lions running back. Montgomery wants out of Detroit.
The team supposedly looking for a day three. Traffic number. The first round is on day one. Then the second and third are on day two. And then after that, you got the fourth and the fifth and what not on day three. So that's like a fifth round pick in return for David and Montgomery. Of course, they always say this when you want to get rid of a player. You always claim, well, it's because of the salary cap. It's always because of the salary cap. And the dumb, dumb, the low information fans. They, oh, yeah, okay, okay. I believe that. Yeah, that's right. Sure. Let's not question anything. Now, Montgomery was not in on this. How do we know that? David Montgomery, who had been part of the backfield with Jameer Gibbs. Well, he sent out a message as we said on social media. And he declined to agree with the said report. So question. How does David Montgomery, that's a running back. His clear indication here that he does not want a lion's trade based on his.
Yeah, and posted in like a couple of years. So how does that shift the arithmetic to you? All right. So Montgomery, what he did here is he threw a massive wrench into the best laid plans of lions and men right here. It makes it uncomfortable. I don't know if I want to go as far as say incredibly uncomfortable, but it's uncomfortable for the lions because they have this all mapped out. Oh, I will blame the cap. Went in doubt, blame the cap. Dumb people believe that. We'll just say that. We'll get rid of every player. So we'll have all the cap space. We'll have no players left. That's the way to do it. All right. So this has, I jotted down on my, my scorecard MD as in messy divorce, as in messy divorce written all over the lions were trying to control the narrative. And they almost got away with it. If it wasn't for that meddling social media, they wanted to make it seem like Montgomery was on board with exiting Detroit.
And he was the one who wanted to enter the NFL's transfer portal. So they could look like the good guys. Oh, we didn't want to get rid of him, but he didn't want to be here. And so we had to get rid of him and all that. And yeah. And David Montgomery essentially said, yeah, I'm good here. No, thanks. I'm good right here. I don't want to go to the last. Which is very odd. Someone wants to play for the lions. Normally my entire life, most of the time people want to run away from the Detroit lines. So think about like this. It's a table read. And Montgomery's sitting down at the table read and he's not following the script. Bad job by him, right? The lion's head. Well, just follow the script. Now, Jermere Gibbs to be completely clear here. I think you know this. You don't need me to tell you, but Jermere Gibbs has zoom passed. Zoom passed David Montgomery in terms of his impact. Gibbs is the center square of that offense. The tic tac toe. He's the impact guy. He's the home run hitter and all that stuff.
Montgomery more like a do stale from back in the day or Joe Mixin. That type of running back solid, not a bad players. And use the word gritty, not the mascot from the flyers, but the word gritty. And it's not like he's irreplaceable. He's not. He's not irreplaceable. And you flip him. If you're the lion's head, we'll get rid of him. We got a late traffic and we'll grab a younger person at a half the price. And we'll save some money. And so, but then he dug his, I guess he had some heels on. He dug his heels in and said, I'm not down with that. So we'll see where this goes. But Montgomery is purely weaponizing the fanboys and the bots in the matrix to put pressure on the lions to keep him. That will likely not work. But the effort is being made. It is the Ben Mallor Show. If you would like to be part, you can join us right now. 877-99 on Fox.
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Yeah. No, no, no, no. How do you make money on TikTok? Sports takes. Really? Yeah. Yeah, and if I'll draft fantasy football stuff, you make money off ads. So it's like YouTube. Really? Yeah. How long are these videos? Yeah, they have to be over a minute long to qualify. Oh, come on. Please, I'm going to quit my job. Talk about that. Okay. All I do is takes four hours a night. Come on. So I just get a TikTok, and then that's it. I'm on my way. That's all I need. You have to apply for a program once you have 10,000 followers, and then if you get accepted in the program, there are additional programs depending on what you do. What you've got for the internet. Yeah. How much money can one, roughly, you don't have to give out exactly how much you're making, but you're... The top-end people can make, let's just say, six figures a year off of it alone. The top-end people. Yeah. Not saying I do. I'm just saying top-end people. Oh, man.
What am I wasting my time here for? Am I God? Yeah, it's a great out. I should go to TikTok. Gotta get on there. I should leave overnight talk radio for TikTok, and I'll make a fortune. Anyway, all right. Well, it's good to have you here, Brandon. I'm glad you have come in, and there you go. BSD Techs. Check him out. He did send a message the other day, so it was like yesterday, right? So you did, or two days ago now, something like that. Anyway, it is at the Ben Mallor Show. We are here all night, every single night, and glad to have you hanging out with us here, and the Mallor militia, a lot to say, as always, and Andy, in Lionel Lakes, Minnesota, says another A-plus Mallor monologue with a Juicy Lucy on top. My stomach gets all knotted up when I hear those quarterback names that are on that free agent list. It's pretty bad when you're hoping they bring back Carson Wentz to my Vikings. Instead of one of those honey ducks, he says, all right.
Poor dog says, do you think there's any truth to the rumor? The Seahawks are interested in Kyler Murray. If you gift alligator arms Murray two points for free, he would have won the Super Bowl, too. Well, sure. That's what it took for Sam Darnal to get it done. Just two points that did not happen. They just gave it to Seattle. They felt bad for him, and so there you go. Terry in England says definitely not a Mallor list. Good job by you. Well, thank you, Terry. I appreciate that. King Rory in Wisconsin says Kyler Murray should have signed that baseball deal. Instead of joining the NFL, I mean, it's not too late for him to switch careers. But if he really wants to play quarterback, I'm sure we'll see him in the CFL or the UFL in two or three years. Let him go to Sacramento. You can go hang out there. Gunner in Minnesota from the Walmart in northern Minnesota, right? Since it's good opening, Mallor, monologue, Kyler Murray is so bad.
Not even a UFL team would take him. But I'm bump. All right. There you go. All right. And what do we have here? Joe, the ghost hunter says, I am a Cardinals fan. We haven't drafted a decent quarter. And Joe is in Ohio. He says, I'm a Cardinals fan. We haven't drafted a decent quarterback since Neil Lomax. Before him, it was Jim Hard. I always knew Kyler was a bust. I wanted to break my TV when we got him. Well, it's not too late. It's not too late. Yeah. Now, Michael says, bang, you should do a segment called non-sequitor. Here is mine. What is the difference between decluttering and reorganizing? I keep trying to get rid of crap. And my girlfriend keeps bringing more stuff in. There you go. Love the fifth hour. Yeah. We had a conversation on the mailbag on Sunday about that. I mean, Danny G. About the issues there. They go on. The decluttering coming up. Well, you have a lovely wife who loves accessories. So I am sure there is an accessory closet that might overwhelm you.
Well, it's not so much that the issue is that when it comes to food in the refrigerator, I do the smell test and the eyeball test. She believes in the... She's a hard liner that the date on whatever... It's out. It's out. Exactly. She throws it out as soon as it reaches the date. And I'm like, well, no, you do the... If there's... Obviously, there's a hair growing on the cheese. Don't eat the cheese, right? It's not kind of obvious there. And you smell it. If it smells well, I don't eat it. But otherwise, it's good to go. But there's your estimation. It's kind of like saying, because the weather person on Monday said, there's going to be a storm on Thursday. Well, we can't go out. There's a storm. What if they got it wrong? Right. They're not right. But there is a sell-by date and a best-by date. No, listen. Those are two different dates. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. You look at it, you smell it. And what if it's sniff and it's rotten? And then you got curds in your nose. That's fine. You throw it away at that particular point. Come on, man up. Come on, man. Who cares? No. Please. All right, let's go to the phones. Now, it says Ricky Tony. But I think that's Lucky Tony.
I think. I don't know. Hello, Tony. What's going on, Tony? Hey, Ben. What would I say? Would you give me with a coffee and a muffin? All right. I don't know. Thank you, Ben. I almost bought muffins from Costco today. You did. See, the problem with that is you live. You don't have a million people you live with. There's a lot of muffins in there. And when you buy the Costco muffins, it's a big thing. They give you two for one, right? You buy two containers of muffins. They give too many muffins. It's a lot of them. It's a variety of muffins. Why are they all the same flavor? I don't need eight blueberry muffins. I would like two and two and two and two. We should contact people at Costco and let them know that you would like to have a little more variety. But you can get two different facts. You get the blueberry and they get the chocolate chip. And then I have 12 muffins and no stomach space. Yeah. But you really only need one muffin because you just take little nibbling bites and that's it. So do you believe one muffin would be in that? There's no need for a multiple situation there. What else do we have? It's your Shane in Des Moines said that on Saturday,
a Frank Isola was chatting about the NBA problem with teams tanking or as he said, they're okay with losing. I've heard a lot of complaining on tanking in the NBA, but no one were they planned to stop or curb it. Do you have a plan if you ran the NBA? Yes. I would steal what they do in Europe with relegation. And I would just start sending the Indiana Pacers, the Utah Jazz and all these teams to the the G league. And I would I would just flip it. I'd say screw you. You don't deserve to be in the NBA. And we're going to relegate you. You suck. Get out of here is that that would be losers. I love losers. That would be what I would do. Yeah, exactly. So I would just say, all right, let's get we'll get rid of the Utah Jazz. We're going to welcome the Delaware blue coats are coming to the NBA. How exciting would that be? And you imagine when the some of the the G league teams,
they've changed a little bit over the years, but the you could have a San Diego could get the the Clippers. San Diego Clippers could play the LA Clippers. You could do that, right? Why not? The main Celtics could be in the NBA. See, to me, the G league screwed up when they just put the NBA team names on the end. You should have unique names. You should not have the NBA name as in the minor league name. That's a bad job by them. Like the Greensboro Swarms, a good name in the G league. The Raptors 905 dumb name. Dumb name. Bad like long Island nets. Stupid West Chester Knicks. Moronic. But give me the the blue coats. Wasn't the team in Maine, the G league team called the Matt ants for a while. I think they were right now. They're the main Celtics. I think they've changed the name. The Memphis hustle. I like that. The Memphis hustle. It's not bad. Speaking of that, let's go to Memphis. And I believe we have the big daddy on right now.
I think if I punched up the right line. Hello, big daddy. Welcome. Yes, sir. You got the right one. Yes, daddy. There he is. I'll know about the wrestling because they don't do many winning games. If you go to the D league, I thought you're supposed to move up. Feel like everybody's still there. No, I just like the name. I just like the name. Yes, well, technically, if you were to do that relegation, then the teams that have the top record currently, the G league team from Mexico City, that would give Adam Silver a chubby if a team from Mexico City got into the NBA. And then we could have the swarm, the Greensboro swarm. Those are the top two teams. So we'll put them in the NBA. We'll get rid of Utah jazz and the Pacer or the Wizards. I think we should get rid of the Wizards. They really suck. Yeah, they get rid of the Wizards. Yeah. I believe it's chocolate chip or blueberry man. Oh, great choices. I've had, I've had good time out, pal. I've had good banana muffins. I've had the good banana muffins. I don't like the banana muffin.
It's sweet like that thing that you put out the banana. You were that string. I hate that. No, you have, you have not had a properly made banana muffin. That's your problem. Oh, man. The blueberry is the softener. Don't you think that the blueberry muffins, the king and the muffins, right? They're warming up. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Boy, you got to put a butter on top. Yeah, you warming up. That's the key right there. You know, the key to blueberry muffin is the crumble that's on top. The sugar. Yes, the sugar crumble. Oh, stop. It's too bad. But you put that in anything. It's going to taste good. Yeah. When you can buy, they've got different ones. You don't have to buy the same one. You know, they got sort of, sort of colors, sort of time. By the way, you listen to our hot muffin talk here. If you had, does anyone have a muffin take? Yeah. Please call us up right now. I ain't never liked it with a cup of coffee. That's the way it ain't none like a cup of coffee. I know chocolate muffins, banana muffins, blueberry. Are there any other muffins? Orange cranberry. I never had that. I never had orange cranberry. Never had that. Never had that. I never had that.
I never had that. Never had that. Never had that. Never had that. Never had that. Never had that. Never had that. Never had that. That's a lot of chocolate, that's a lot of chocolate. Now that, now I think the worst muffin would be the brand muffin. Not a fan of the brand muffin, not a fan of the brand muffin. That's a bad one. There's brand, that's what it is. There you go, I'll get that. I said, hi, let's make me just take it in. All right, well thank you, buddy. Be careful with that grocery store there, big daddy. All right, buddy, there he goes, the big daddy there. He's the daddy. Yeah, he is the daddy, yeah, that's what he does. You seeing it? Let's go to Jola, who's in Dallas, what's going on Jola, welcome. There he is, this guy's always smiling, Jola, he's so happy, he's the happiest guy in all the radio, Jola. Hey, let me tell you something, I have to work my way backwards, man, y'all have this some great takes. The brand muffins underrated, man, underrated. Now, the brand muffin can go away, toss it out in the ocean.
It's a lot of fiber, a lot of fiber. No, no, no, listen, if you only can eat one muffin, you go with the blueberry or the banana muffin, that's what you do. So it's the toaster with a drizzle, it's only man, they'll tell you, they put that butter you say, yeah, no. But look, I've got, I'm going to take after you, Ben, you've got, you're the godfather of the takes. I have stewed little and then have bravita triangle and I'm going to start there. Stewed little is an overachiever, just like calamari. This guy has done well for himself, I'm telling you, man, and the only reason he's eaten all, he's bad is because his knee exploded, that's what this ACL exploded when he said to make that one cut and he could have run into more, it was over, you know, and he's you know, he's a smaller quarterback, you know, and I'm from Dallas area and I'm telling you, I used to go to those Allen games or Ron Poe, try to Ron Poe, fix my ACL. That guy used to show out four times, you know, he's a, you know, he's a good, has me winner, we cannot underestimate that. And he said it though, his biggest moment was the clause that it was, that was the
greatest. No, come on. That is what he's known for. No, no, no, no, the fact that you needed a clause to watch film, there've been plenty of guys that have complained, Jola, you know, every year, there's one or two Hail Mary passes that are completed in the history of the NFL, has there ever been somebody that needed a clause to watch tape? Come on. And that was, that was the great, then he complained and had it taken out of the contract. It's all my God. It's so good. I'm with you. After you got hurt, it was, and then Bruno Trangle, let's get to the Bruno, Bruno, Bruno Trangle is this quarterback, don't I mean, if you get one of these quarterbacks that's coming up in this. Oh, it's back. It's back. He's going to be in Perth's purgatory because your friends times is just going to go right into the Bruno Trangle and we'll never hear from you again. So let's take it easy. I mean, the only person we're missing is Jimmy Garoppolo. Oh, yeah. Well, I should. Yeah, yeah. He's available too. If you want him, you can add him to the list. We'll put him on there. The big boy. I remembered my third take.
We'd like to remember a third take, normally only two, but third take from Jola. Here we go. Third take. Baseball World Series is a ponytail. They better show. We saw that hockey, what they did and they showed how they went to the presidential deal. And these guys don't show up and play with that type of intensity. He's talking about the World Baseball class. Yeah. And they don't do that Aaron judge and all of them and they better win that. If they don't win that and they let show a autonomy and, uh, wait until they meet you Marshall. Yeah. All right. I got you. All right. You're demanding. That's accountability right there, Joel. That's accountability, Joel. You're demanding. Yeah. I'm going to be out there to see you in California. All right. All right. Come by. Say hello. Let us know, buddy. All right. The great Joel. They're there in Dallas checking in as he's one of the crossover. They're in the day and then or the evening and then and us at night. We like that. Anyway. It is the Ben Mallor Show time now for the who am I game? I hold the record as the youngest starting quarterback to win a Super Bowl.
I went 13 and I was a starter in the regular season to begin my career. Actually finished 15 and 0 to begin my career, uh, the two, two games the following year before I finally lost again, who am I again? I hold the record for the longest or for the youngest rather starting quarterback to win a Super Bowl. Also, when 13 and all as a starter in the regular season to begin my career, 15 and 0 when you consider the following games, the next year, who am I? That is the question. The answer will get to it. Fox Sports Radio has the best sports talk lineup in the nation. Catch all of our shows at Fox Sports Radio dot com. And within the I Hards Radio app search F S R to listen live Bill Miller and you. It is the Ben Mallor Show as we roll on here through the overnight. There is a YouTube channel.
You want to watch. Mallor model logs and other features only for this showers get rid of all the other stuff that's here. Show that's it. So we need your help on that. We're fighting the corporate machine here that promotes those daytime shows and not the night time shows. So help us out on that. Go to YouTube at Ben Mallor Show that's at Ben Mallor Show can watch. Mallor model logs while you're not being productive at work. You cannot be productive and help us out. Do us a solid might have to get on tick talk now that Brandon's talked about that. I don't know. I have to get over there. Show me the way. Easy money. Man, get some bots. So we're going to do it. Back to it. All right, back to we go time now for the who M I game. This is where I pretend to be somebody else as we call the who M I game. I hold the record as the youngest starting quarterback to ever win a Super Bowl. I began my career 13 and oh, as a starter.
And then the following year, I won the first two games that year as well. So I was 15 and oh, before I finally ended up eating a loss. So who am I? That is the question. What is the answer? Let's see. Does anyone know the answer? Mr. Carter from Rob, the goat man dating himself, Eek in Roseville, Minnesota, the home of the first target says Bob Greasy. That fun fact from Alf, the alien opiner last week, Dev Leppard, one armed drummer from key align pie Bobby in Florida, Alf, the alien opiner says, Moxie and her pumpkin muffins. That's true. My dog, Moxie, just the big fan of the the pumpkin way too big a fan and the naps Mr. nice guy going with one Sam well is is once and well. In my years when I covered baseball was beloved by everyone. Every team he played on, he was like the greatest guy in the world, one Sam well.
People could not say enough good things about one of great player at a couple of good years. What a great player. But people, you don't know your old baseball players. One Sam well was played with the Phillies, the Dodgers, bunch of teams, but everyone loved one. Sam well, Scrooge in Northern California, part of the younger demo says the Philadelphia Eagles mascot. E L G S E E E E G O M M M M M M. As the mayor of Philadelphia said, Ferg dog going with the Apple cinnamon muffin. Well, I've not had the Apple cinnamon, but that could that sounds delicious. The Apple cinnamon muffin. I don't know. I don't know. I believe that's a mainstream muffin. I believe that's a specialty item. Like a cinnamon muffin would be good, right? Just cinnamon and muffin and that would be a Mr. Irrigation deep in the heart of Texas in Houston says the banana pudding kid is the answer Mark in Queens got it right bad job by him. Obviously cheating Billy Waterburger from King Rory. You suck. That's his answer. That's quite the water burger. Quite the water burger costume there from the Halloween store from King Rory.
Who else do we have Joe name it from analog Al who Jola from Mallor prop guy. That's an interesting photo of Jola from Mallor prop guy. Who else do we have patty my homes? It's guess by Andy and Lionel Ways, Minnesota, Rich Ganon from Robbie the Falcon fan. Who else the pink Panther versus the fly, guess by Michael. Who else do we have page down Supermarket Steve cheater. He got it right. Do you have an answer Lorraine? Nope. I'm going to go with Dane Cook. Interesting answer. It was really good for the for the bears. No, the correct answer is Ben Rothlessberger way back in oh four.
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