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Hour 1 - Keepin' Up With the Joneses

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Ben Maller talks about the Indianapolis Colts placing the rarely used "transition tag" on Daniel Jones, the latest with WR Alec Pierce, whispers that the Vikings are going to make an offer to Jones, and much more!

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Also, how believable are the whispers that the Vikings are going to make and offer two Daniel Jones that he's back to Minnesota. I remember he played there very briefly as a backup with the Minnesota Vikings. And who's going to be bidding for the pending indie free agent while I receiver Alec Pierce will take a look at that as well. It's all coming your way right now. Here it is, settle in for our number one. Thank you. Keep it up with the Joneses. Welcome in the beginning of another night of the Ben Mallow Show. We are in the air where howling into the audio

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the Colts if you didn't hear maybe not maybe you missed it here is the deadline day to tag players and a few players around the NFL got tagged the most interesting one we start with that and that is Daniel Jones who was given what they say is the really used transition tag so he got that tag you're it there you go so the Colts are going to give Daniel Jones 37.8 million 37.8 million that's the buy now rate for Daniel Jones there and instead of the franchise tag which we've paid him like an extra six million on top of that and so that opens up the franchise tag since it was not the franchise tag instead it was the transition tag it's all just red tape bull crap bureaucracy but it means that there is a way could could Daniel Jones could Daniel Jones

leave the Colts yes and the compensation would go to Indianapolis so Jones can sign an offer sheet with another team next week March 11th I know you're excited to wrap on your phone March 11th there the Colts have we'll have five days five days to match or allow him to wild all go off into the wild blue yonder get out of here Daniel Jones now as Vince Sculler used to say it is interesting to note that in the picking up the tag on Daniel Jones means they decided not not to give any kind of two so they didn't give one to Alec Pierce the wide receiver who they're trying to sign to a contract so that is a good jumping out point let us discuss the question for the class and your part of the class thumbs up or thumbs down on the Colts picking

Daniel Jones over Alec Pierce that was the choice so I've got SpaghettiOs and antibiotics and 1-800 flowers and we will combine all of these things together we're going to make some chimichungas so hey thumbs up thumbs down I'm going thumbs down and I'll go another thumbs down and then if I can get more thumbs down I'll get more but capital D down down down down down down down down down to me this is football mile practice you should not be doing this what are you thinking seriously what do you think Andy now I understand the back story we talked about it any traded a gaggle of draft picks they got saucy they got sauce gardener from the jets and so they boxed themselves into this awkward situation where they were stuck between the devil

and the deep blue sea and so they're this double down on Daniel Jones but they were not so it's a total panic move when you think about you look at the resume of Daniel Jones and what even when he didn't and there's a lot of people that are selectively telling you that Daniel Jones was amazing for the cults and so again they were right there devil on one side to deep blue sea on the other and they chose to toss out the anchor and so he was like what was it doing that and now you're not going to hear this a lot of plays the daytime guys they're suck ups most of them so the reality is this Daniel Jones was on a proven deal in 2025 he didn't prove it he didn't and so why are you rewarding him with this this 37.8 million dollar contract

okay let's go through so he proved that as the season went on he got exposed right that for a while he was a smoking mirror show and then eventually Daniel Jones turned into the same stumble bum that we saw with the giants it was the same stumble bum you know he's fine for a few games there at the beginning of the year and then the wheels on the bus came off the wheels on the bus they came off they did and so Jones he's wide angle wins in his career look at his pro football reference pay 32 career wins in the NFL is a starting quarter back seven years 32 wins and then snap crackle pop as in Indiana and he wasn't playing well before that four or five games that were going to go and then he got heard and you're

going to reward him with 37.8 million because you're afraid he's going to leave you should drive him to the airport and you're afraid he's going to leave it's insanity it's absolute insanity is what it is and he's not head and show this is the main issue but if there was no one else who was as good as Daniel Jones be like okay I get it on the market the quarterback market if you did the cola challenge let's do the cola change do the cola change you got to a tongue of iowa Kyler Murray the little fella the munchkin and Daniel Jones those are the three quarterbacks side by side I call them the SpaghettiOs quarterbacks side by side they are different cans same crappy product

same flat soda so that's the cola challenge there and the culture like no no we have to have our flat soda we don't we don't want someone else's flat soda we love our flat soda Daniel Jones baby oh my god meanwhile why receiver Alec Pierce he did it the entire year he was consistent he was reliable put a big stats he was legit in his breakout year and so the colts they could have punted on Daniel Jones no loss there he's not that good and locked up Pierce now they're trying they say to lock him up good luck on that more than that a minute and so instead they said that's what we want so the colts they pick the fools go congratulations all right now meanwhile staying with the theme of the hour as I have just treated Daniel Jones

like a piñata there are reports bouncing around the echo chamber here they'd say wait a minute wait a minute Minnesota they don't have a quarterback they need a quarterback what are you going to do might make Eek and Roswell Minnesota vomit in his mouth and they are said to be exploring the possibility of going after vanilla vick that could be the move right there vanilla vick so question how believable how believable are the whispers that the Vikings are going to make some kind of offer to try to pry away Daniel Jones not that they would have to pry away that much they'll come to their senses here and say well we're not going to give them that contract whatever the Vikings offer so I give this the very premise that the whispers are true that the Vikings are going to make this run at Daniel Jones I give this side

all right and the reason that I give this side is we know that Minnesota has a blank square on the quarterback bingo card they don't have any tried cosmic intervention they tried J.J. McCarthy which apparently he's now outside the bubble of trust so he's out the bubbles burst and that's it pop goes the bubble so what do you do what do you do go shopping on the clearance aisle and this is the NFL's version of the rummaging through the dented can and all that stuff but Minnesota they have the pick of the litter that's the goodness I'll be Benny Brezza you got the pick of the litter congratulations there of course the pick of the litter is all the cracked damaged and warped quarterbacks

as we have laid out here so you've got the pick of the litter you're going to need antibiotics because you're going to get they would have to pay if my math is correct I'm using mal or math about 40 million a year on average a little bit more than the Viking's thing paying about $40 million a year which would be like paying for a thick stake at Ruth Chris Steakhouse and you're paying that price and you're getting a microwave hot pocket no I'm not here to knock the hot pocket it's not the same as a nice stake but wait there's more oh we're not done no you'd also to get Daniel Jones you'd have to give the Colts compensation a lot of compensation that would be again we just laid out all these guys who are about to say they've all got warts and moles and all that stuff that would be shrewd dumbness if you decide on Daniel Jones

now if you do the mal or math on that the malarods that Danny Dimes that it plus 500 which if you're not good with math that implies based on mal or math about a 15% chance about a 15% chance which is higher than it should be higher than it should be it should be because the golden rule is in play and the only reason i'm going around 15% is the golden rule which is it's not what you know it's who you know and it is true that Kevin O'Connell seems to be calling the shots there in Minnesota he had Jones in the building for a cup of coffee and they hung out together for half a season so there's a common bond and to that i say whoopty damn do that's what i say i'm leaving a 15% chance on that now last word here let's circle back we talked about Alec Pierce the wide receiver who was hanging out there

and the colts decided that they wanted to tag Daniel Jones and said well you know i want to keep you but yeah so we are told the colts are again very motivated to get Pierce and his contract done as we're about a week away now from the start of NFL free agency so the question who's going to be bidding who's going to be bidding for the pending free agent wide receiver late of Indianapolis here Alec Pierce so this is one of those stories i call it a one eight hundred flower story now why do i call it that because this is going to look like the bachelor NFL edition of the bachelor imagine if you will Alec Pierce standing there in a nice tuxedo and there's a bunch of teams and not every team went and got the roses and they say hey Alec

and will you accept this franchise tag rose and then he'll say yes or no and all that he would be crazy at this point not to test the market so all you have to do is wait a week and then you are able to take bids on there's a legal tampering Pierce you can already know they probably are now going to have the breakout season as we talked about Alec Pierce last year in Indianapolis and you got to think his agents phone and the text messages and all that will be blown up like a mom and pop pizza shop on Super Bowl Sunday there'll be a lot going on and really comes down to it does he want to stay in Indianapolis okay fine you could stay there or you could do some dumpster uh... you could say what about the Patriots they don't have any receivers there any good they got to the Super Bowl or the Buffalo Bills

they don't have any receivers there any good and they got Josh Allen they need help there now meanwhile Pierce is sitting there like a guy at auction do I hear 30, 30 million, 30 million do I have 31 million in the back, 31 million in the back the brown hat and back, 32 million someone's gonna overpay they always do they always do it is the Ben Mallor Show if you would like to join this talk fiesta you can jump in there every line's open the easiest time to get in is right now gets progressively harder as we get through the overnight hours and we open up the phone lines Abbra Kadabra 87799 on Foxdown you do not have to call we have plenty of things to talk about we do not call we don't need you but if you think somebody actually wants to hear what you have to say if you think you're that important that you want your voice booming on 600 radio stations

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of sports radio please please act accordingly back to it back to it back to what we go and uh... came rory rites he says when you mentioned indianapolis i thought you were going to talk about your former co-worker Doug gotley been how he turned the green bay men's basketball program uh... around and got their first horizon league tournament win in like six or seven years uh... no uh... no idea about that haven't have uh... last uh... last horizon league game i watched was in a previous life so i don't uh... you know it league uh... turn them again femmy rites and says that's right dog calm down dog you better win some games now you'll be back working here rory rites in says uh... i don't know we already read that femmy says great monologue man at this point the Vikings might just call on blind scott to be our quarterback what's the worst thing that can happen

well i think blind scott's office meds this week so there's a lot of bad stuff that could happen a lot of bad stuff that could happen there i'm just saying just point that out so let's go to tom who's apparently upset with me i've offended tom i don't even know who tom is but tom's offended nexus what's going on tom welcome tom how did i piss you off tom well first time call a long time first time call a long time list there i got a hundred bucks if you want a forty you pull a freaking hamstring so how are you how are you love the hot sports opinions by the way how are you able to criticize professional athletes well i get paid for it's a job to be a talk show host it's called being a critic uh... are you a fanboy tom is that what you're a fan i don't know about criticizing professional athletes yes yes tom that's that's the job are you uh... are you uh... are you uh... are you a softy well my job is not to run a forty-hour dash my job is to commentate do you understand

the job are you that stupid um... i understand the fake are you are you are you a moron sir are you announcing you're a moron about that you're incapable of doing yeah exactly i can't give birth sir that's true i can't do that either there's a lot of things i can't do in life although i think in the last couple of years people thought you could give birth but as a man i can it's unfortunate so i mean something is so so you're like a joxtonifer right you have like posters of guys on your wall and stuff that you worship these guys because they throw a football they throw football i'm a fanboy is that how you live your life tom i'm good for you if you live your life like that is that how it goes to what care is about your opinion well you clearly care tom let me tell you my job is to get you to listen you've obviously listened to an entire monologue you've heard the show before you're an idiot and you want to say anything about that no you don't okay uh... and you called into the show so you don't really

you're actually putting money on my plate by getting upset you're helping me out and you're so stupid that you don't realize that i am the smartest man alive and that's why i get paid a lot more money than you get paid but not more than con coward lucky tony what's going on lucky tony hey man i'm not trying to plug nothing except Lonnie legend but do you know much about saint jude's children research am i an expert on saint jude's uh... children's research no i'm not do you know much about it i've i've heard about saint jude uh... what do you want me to say okay well they asked me to do my act for the kids so i said what a crowd thanks for the standing innovation it must be ugly day i haven't seen anything this ad since i looked at my nuts and if any of your mom's wanted dancing bear i sport blue and fucking away okay thank you all right there we

we are off to a great start there's a full moon which took place the moon was beautiful by the way i did i went on saw i saw it after the show i looked at the moon and stared at the moon i said that's interesting look at the moon uh... jason and canza city rights and he says nine out of ten on the mallermont can we get more fanboys to call that was fun man everyone always agrees with me i like that the tom is a uh... low information fan we need more of those guys to call it uh... jason and canza says nine out of ten on the mallermontalog he says indiana jones great nick name average quarterback however the colts don't have many other options for qb1 well it doesn't it doesn't matter you go and get somebody else daniel jones sucks he sucked his entire career so what's the problem supermarkets the rights and says the NBA is so uninteresting that on a night when a once in a generation player in victor when banyama plays you lead your show with a monologue

about a mid-tier nfl receivers possible destination well i know steve listening is not not easy for you but we actually begin with daniel jones who was a top draft picked by the new york giants and has able to been able to bamboozle the nfl to make a tremendous amount of money that was actually the lead story the side bar was alex pierce so that was that was the side bar there uh... so i'll explain how that and explain how that works if you want i can show you a venn diagram on exactly how all of that stuff goes down and uh... spots weed writes in from the organ trail he says i'm here sitting like a log not participating just listening except for this post there you go and see here uh... zaxx says that we got kicked off the satellite feed for some NASCAR stuff so he switched over to the i hard uh...

well as much power as i wheeled around here zaxx i don't i don't control the the programming on the satellite radio channel on serious xm so i don't uh... i don't control that mark the full name guy is ranting and raving he's complaining here fighting inflation for the great unwashed common folk uh... bend malar ripping on the overpaid mediocre at best around the NFL proving once again the nattering nabob of negativity is truly a man of the people or not that's right ryan in sundie a go writes in he says hey stetson Bennett the sixth is the answer who wants nobody wants maybe the rams one apparently uh... racer x-right since says uh... oh spaghetti oh just got pulled over need antibiotics and uh... give this officer some flowers for giving me a warning and he says hello Lorraine

hi i haven't heard from our buddy in Louisiana in a couple days and he's still listening and Anthony there in Louisiana i'm sure he is he just hasn't engaged in the program he hasn't uh... called in nature boy says you definitely need more callers like offended tom uh... i agree man uh... in the old days we used to fight all the time great man guys would call up and of course no knowledge of what they were talking about but it was fun to engage always fun to fight dumb people i want more dumb people to call the show i think that would be great a furg dog writes and says mix mick cronins haters that's uh... this is non-sequator college basketball says mick cronins haters are awfully quiet after another big UCLA win over nabrasca the people offended by his stick are as soft as shaman let mick cook sign furg dog yeah let him let him cook so what's being a cooking

Matthew Stafford went out and cooked it looked like he was done in the NFL then he put up an nvp season for the LA Rams getting it done there in the Rams uh... woulda coulda shoulda gone to the Super Bowl the NFL helps Seattle out there that phantom two point conversion in week 16 was the secret sauce for the sea ox going on to win the Super Bowl getting home field advantage getting the buy all that all because of that bogus play all because of that bogus play well i bring this up because Matthew Stafford is heading into his final season under contract and the Rams are attempting to not manipulate but uh... move some numbers around move some numbers and the salary cap is not real i'm a salary cap truth or she got to move some stuff around and you move a decimal point over here yeah you put a an extra number there uh... staff it's thirty eight we can return to the Rams said he's going to come back and play Sean McVeigh commenting said that the Rams have had quote great dialogue

with Matthew Stafford and that he quote feels confident about working out a new contract hallowly wonderful there you go and we'll see how that that goes is really not a lot it's going to be a one-year deal with some fake years for the salary cap and then he'll get paid a lot of money and he'll play one more year and then that's it he'll go away and where he goes i don't know let's go to a newbie in Little Rock we say hello to Ricky in Little Rock hello Ricky welcome what's up Mr. Mallor Ricky Ricky Ricky what's talk to me man what's going on here well uh... first time caller long time listener oh there we go again first time caller long time listener that's like five this week unbelievable uh... i just wanted to say thank you to you Mr. Mallor for uh... entertaining for the past four years

uh... oh this sounds like you might be leaving the dreaded overnight going to the dreaded day shift from the overnight is that correct absolutely not i was worried because normally when somebody calls who's a newbie and they say i want to thank you for doing the show that they they normally follow that by saying by the way i'm gone i'm out of here i'm going to the day shift but you're not going to the day shift let's go dedicated night shift outstanding and what kind of work do you do there uh... in our in Little Rock arc and saw Ricky i am currently building the new oh my god no way are you kidding me that you understand you're on holy land when you're in a bucket that's not just normal land that is that's like the disney land of snacks it's amazing and that barbecue oh my god that texas barbecue they have their amazing i heard great things about their beaver nice beaver that's right any kind of beaver souvenirs you want any kind of that's great

and how's the progress coming on the buckies in Little Rock uh... we're scheduled to open up uh... probably in the fall all right so you're not that far away not that far away all right that's awesome very cool what's your specialty on the job site i'm a jack of all trades jack of all trades master of none like me pretty much yeah same thing except you're better with your hands i would know well yeah exactly yeah i just have a big mouth that's all i have i just they sell my big mouth but that's it oh well listen thank you for listening i appreciate that a lot of guys at work construction are not able to listen because normally you have to get there very early in the morning and you can't stay up at night and listen but you're able to do it so that's cool well damn my insomnia oh thank god if nobody had insomnia if they could insomnia we'd be we'd be cooked maybe in trouble so all right well thanks for thanks for listening really appreciate it hey can i say hi to Lorraine real quick let me see let me check here uh okay sure go ahead

hi Lorraine uh hi no you no no no you know Lorraine you're gonna lean into it Lorraine uh yeah yeah give i just feel that i need to i need to be in the motion that this guy is a hard working construction worker and at some point when sir scratch off flies us into Arkansas for the malar meet and greet we'll go to that buckies right hello there we go there we go that's better thank you Ricky be uh be good my man there's Ricky so everyone in anybody listening in the little rock Arkansas area if you pass through Arkansas and little rock in the coming years and that buckies opens up remember this is like the back story before they opened up the buckies so many beaver nice beaver Ricky out there making that buckies happen with the boys on the crew there at the construction site uh it is the bend malar show and uh time now uh time now for the who am i game this is where we pretend to be somebody else

we call the who am i game so we mentioned this at the lead this hour even though supermarket Steve wasn't paying attention but for the rest of you that were paying attention the cult's Daniel Jones became the second quarterback ever to get the transition tag i was the first quarterback to be given that transition tag again Daniel Jones became uh just the second quarterback ever to get the transition tag i was the first quarterback to be given that transition tag who am i the answer we'll get to it we will do it next be sure to catch live additions of the bend malar show weekdays at two a.m. eastern eleven p.m. Pacific Bill Miller and we all are on the bend malar show which is hanging out all night long under the cover of darkness you can be part of this show you can also just support this show by listening to the bend malar show podcast you can't listen all night

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in a minute but let's get back to the calls we'll say hello to any mini mini mo let's go to arney and arney's hanging out in an oakland hello arney welcome you're on the bend malar show welcome to mitch in sundie hello mitch welcome look at that this guy mitch is here we found someone alright you're alive he's alive what do you need can i get a pastrami sandwich and some fries oh that sounds good well yeah i need some cheese and if you could make those cheesy fries that would be really good can you do that can i get a drink with that as well yeah i would go with a full recording coke double tall okay alright we get lit with a side of miller light i don't know miller light you might want to go

more than that that's just to put the fire out i'm saying what are we drinking right now what do we get going on water what are you actually that's what i'm drinking i'm going full water really because already been drinking oh you're trying to okay i got you bring it down hold on a sec sir can you and we haven't done this in a long time i don't know if the equipment is going to work Mitch can you blow into the phone no i need you to blow but i have an earpiece in if i check the earpiece out yeah take it out please i need you to blow into the phone we have to check your blood alcohol through your breath please sir let's see blow into the phone let's do it sir

let's take the earpiece out there's a lot going on here you know you're really i'm never hammer all right i almost like farted there what is the what was that we're not going to use that one was that the first one what is the breath blood alcohol level based on the breath what's the reading there on the computer in there say my computer is coming up at about a 4.6 4.6 oh my god sir you're legally dead congratulations wow that's like you're actually you're a zombie sir that's a tough day the rena said you're 4.6 yes i think that's more than more than four times you're having a good night all right my man look at you you're a big stud you're having a great time

actually i've never called into a radio station before you can check that box you can now tell your friends i called into a radio station and i did an entire call of almost three minutes actually over three minutes by the way by the way i've never actually told everyone my story wow well hold on a sec i don't have time for your story right now you're not going to hold you're going to hang up you're not going to hold it no i will not the second generation NFL player oh now they're excited no i don't know about it there's NFL players and then there's NFL players guys that were stars you played in the my dad played six years you want to say your name or no yeah miss Palmer look him up he could be lying but look him up all right all right my father has dementia

well that sucks yeah all right i'm sorry but i got to pay off the who am i get me a coup's looking at who it's Palmer who? well i don't know i don't know it could be making that up too he's saying he wants i have no way of verifying whether he's that guy or not check that but i don't think he's going to get the first quarter back to get the transition tag the transition tag who am i that is the question what is the answer isleel and san francisco went with evil con evil as her answer how else do we have page down Shane victorino Elmo from King Rory, Chris Everett from Alfie, Alien O'Piner, Charlie Derrick Car, check down Charlie Derrick Car from Scrooge, who else paged down Nick Castelano's,

Fergdog says the dumb guy from Texas that you had to destroy on the radio, Jeff Konain from Mr. Nice Guy, Mr. Marlin, who else fats in Philadelphia says, Shirley, Lorraine, what's your answer? Mitch Palmer! No, it's Jeff George of the Falcons back in 96, 30 years ago! This is an I Heart podcast, Guaranteed Human.

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