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at IXLLearning.com slash audio. Visit IXLLearning.com slash audio to get the most effective learning program out there at the best price. Start your day off the right way, kiddo. Oh, it's Sarah and Vinnie. Wake up. Wake up with Alice, 97-3. Alice 97-3. Sarah and Vinnie, Alice's morning show. So grateful for San Francisco Bay coffee today. I'm already half way through my first thermos. Is that right? Yeah, I just have been... What a day. ...sucking it down. It's been a weird... It's good. I'm on the fog chaser still, but I have that... I think it's the Bay Bridge blend, which is the medium roast, too. I actually really enjoyed that as well. But it's been just... The time change does f with you. It's such a... Like last time... Rachel? Yes. That's over and over. No new story here. Same thing. I know. It's crazy. And now all of a sudden, everything shifted.

Although yesterday at 6.30, which is actually 5.30, last week, I did feel like, okay, I'm ready for bed. I got in bed. I fall asleep pretty quickly. And then I wake up and I'm laying in the dark in the total and complete darkness. It's black by design. Yes. And I'm like... Did I miss my alarm? Like, you know, I start to kind of question yourself at the dark of night. And I'm like, what time is it? Do I have to get up at 2? Do I get up... You know, confusion. So I reach over and I touch my iPad and it lights up to tell me the time. It's 8.30. It's 12.30. Okay, well that's it. Which was... Great. Need you got some? I'm like, I got some and I've got two and a half hours left to go. So I and I did. I went back to sleep. Oh, good for you, yeah. But it's just... I hate that feeling of... Like, I feel like something's a little bit off all week. So luckily, I've got San Francisco Bay coffee to get me through.

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All right. So the story, and by the way, my computer is just hates me today. So if at any time I just go, well, that's it. Because that's all I can do. I'll start doing news right away. That sounds great, Vinny. Okay. Janet and Jermaine Jackson got into a fight at the screening of the Michael Jackson biopic. In front of everybody? In front of everybody. Apparently there were... It wasn't just the Jackson's at the screening party. It was a big old screening party. I did put the trailer... I think I put the trailer up again today, but I've posted it a couple times. And it does look good. I mean, visually speaking. Like, feel how you want to about Michael Jackson. Before we all knew that he was like a kiddie guy, he made some music that is totally woven into the fabric of my life. Like that off the wall record, I listened to it until I had to buy another copy of it. He's just... And Thriller, of course, that whole record as well. The song still stand up. And he was an incredibly talented and twisted person.

And they always say it. Some people are twisted. Some people's families twist them. And so the rest of us are just totally normal. So the biopic is what... This is the one that was sanctioned by the family. I think the family actually footed the bill for the making of this thing. And it stars... Jafar Jackson's... I think that's the kid's name, right? Jermaine's son Jafar plays Michael in the movie. And he doesn't look exactly like him, but they did suppress that. And he does dance like him. Like, just some of the long shots that they show in the trailer, you're like, Jesus, that guy really did capture the essence of the way Michael moved and the coolness. Is a family member of the director? You know, I don't know. I don't think so. I don't think so. I mean, I think Jermaine is an executive producer of it. Okay, so he's over everyone's shoulder going, no. Probably. No. Well, and I'm sure that members of the family were...

I think they paid for the movie to be made. They paid for the production costs. But I think they hired a real crew of people. Yeah, I think the only people who seemed to be upset are Janet and in Paris. She's like, I wasn't consulted for it. And I'm like, you weren't even born yet. How are you? Right. They weren't going to consult you. Yeah, exactly. Well, Janet is pissed about it, apparently. Everyone loved it in the movie theater. Like, yay, what a great movie. Everybody but Janet. And because of that, there was a huge argument that broke out. So after the movie ends, Janet started gripping about everything. Like, I guess as they're all milling about, I don't know what kind of screening this is. Maybe just like the family and friends. But there's a source who reported this whole thing. The source says, she had something negative about almost every scene, the acting, the makeup, how the actors spoke, even how they walked. And that pissed off Jermaine. Because his son is...

Jafar is playing Michael in the movie. And in the clips, he looks great. Yeah. Like, he looks like Michael. He dances like Michael. What I think is she should have been involved in the movie if she wanted it to look a certain way. Get involved. Was she involved? I apparently not. I mean, if Jermaine did all the work, then everything she's saying is... Here's the movie. Stop it. Right. You're pooping on me or pooping on my kid? You could have showed up and had opinions along the way. Or maybe she couldn't have. I don't know. But I feel like after the fact, that movie's edited and done. Yeah. This is the movie. Deal with it. I don't know. Yes, it's not Michael. It's a guy playing Michael. I don't do... Does anybody know how close they were? Michael and Janet. I think they were really close. Really? Yeah, I think so. I mean, actually, how would I know that? They did some songs together. They had at least one song that was like, kind of a hit. I remember the video.

No, no, later. Oh, okay. I don't know how close. I mean, I can see if someone's showing you your brother and their idea of who he is, and you're like, that's not the guy. Yeah. I can see you having or taking issue with it. Do it privately. I mean, at the screening with all the people who just enjoyed the movie. Once you're known and have had a few incidents, I would think you sort of get with that program. Like, we can't do this here. Everyone is watching and listening. Right? Meet me in the bathroom. Or whatever. I got some stuff to tell you. According to Reddit, they were closest children, but in the 80s, their relationship started to, as he got more popular, they got less close. Oh, and I wonder if, you know, also all the stuff he was up to, like, she didn't understand why he had to build a playground. Not even a playground. Like, a theme park at his house for the children of the world. Well, she... They had to know.

No, I will say his fame was, like, out of this world fame. So you could say, I'm not defending this, dude. Trust me. But you could say, I'm so famous that if I want to go to a theme park, I've got to have my own. I could abs of freaking Lulu. You know, I can't go anywhere. If I want to ride a Ferris wheel, I got to buy one. Right. Otherwise, I'm going to... It's a spectacle. I can't move through it. I'll be mobbed. I'm so... He was, I mean, he was already famous, and the Jackson Five were famous, and he was famous. But when Thriller came out, and MTV, every song was on there, like, that was... Probably fame on a level that, you know, 12 people have experienced. Like, he was internationally known. There was no place he could go. And he did need... And he was messed up. Like, we've all heard that his dad was a terrible father, and screwed him up, and we know all the allegations

in the payoffs over the years. And look, I don't... I can't get into what people... He destroyed his... He was a good-looking dude, and he destroyed his face on purpose. Yeah. Like, those pictures of him as a young man, he's a good-looking dude. Yeah. That he was warped inside to the extent that he... His nose was a disaster. And he was fine. He had a fine nose. No, well, I mean, even if he wanted to do the one surgery and go, okay, I'm good, but he continued to do it. Right. Yeah, it's like this. More and more and more. There's no stopping. Once you get going, it's like tattoos. You get covered in them. Yeah. Oh, anyway. So after everything's over, would you watch this? Uh, I don't know. I probably won't. I don't think I will. I might... Maybe... I will. All right, you let me know if I should watch it. I certainly am a fan, and I'm a fan of his art.

Of him? No. I... It's funny because even though I do still listen to Michael Jackson music, I definitely... It always... I never listened to it without thinking of that. That he's... Allegedly. Done really terrible things to children. So... Maybe I shouldn't listen to it. But it's so good. You're living off the wall. It's so bad at all. Uh, anyway. Jen, it's griping about everything, saying the acting and the makeup and area one looks terrible. And that did not well with Jermaine, whose son Jafar plays Michael in this movie. And I think it's called Michael. That's the name of it. So the Jackson family gathered in L.A. at this screening. And they started arguing right there, like in front of everyone, she had her little comments to make and finally, Jermaine just blew up. You are going to miss this wave. You are so jealous. Just get on the wave.

Man, woman. Michael is in theaters next month on April 24th. So there's that. You don't think you'll see it, do you? I will not watch that. Yeah. And I don't... It's... I was there. I know the story because I was there. Well, we just know the public story. Oh, you're going to get... The family tried to portray as reality. A glossy, perfected version of what went down. Yeah. I wonder if the other kids will Jermaine, specifically, the kids in the family, also realize what a terrible person Joe Jackson was, the dad, not the mother singer. That he... You know, I've heard horror stories about this guy. Like, will that be part of this thing? I don't know how far into the movie they get to the point where he bought some lady's womb and kept having kids in it, but that'll be a weird thing. Well, he didn't have any kids in it, but...

Well, you know what I mean. There were some kids that he paid her for... To give him some children. And then, I don't know... These are my children. I'll have them all my life. Was his or if he found a friend who could donate some... Be sure to don't look like him. You don't think so? Oh, I think there's a spitting image. All three of them. How are you going to show that? I know. I don't know how far they'll go. Like, I don't know how far into the... Into the future, not the future, but into later in life. Or does it end when his hair catches on fire in the Pepsi commercial? Or is it... It's so weird. That's what I'm saying. Like, I don't want to see the... I have to admit, I do have a morbid curiosity. Like, what does the family think should be told in this story? All right. Let's eat the headlines. The whole story's right there in the lead. But if you're still hungry, you can have more. Oh, I got to melt the sand effects. I feel like we can cut that in half. Just like a quick...

Waka, waka, waka, waka. Done. Harrison Ford. Too too long. Harrison Ford. 83. Makes rare sex confession in playful new interview with Jimmy Kimmel. Yeah, I'll hear that. Okay, I thought you might. Harrison Ford admitted to listening to some of his famous film soundtracks when he's having sex. He was asked the question. He said, Of course I have. Like Star Wars? And Indy. Okay. I can't say that I... He didn't clarify which of them, but he... And maybe he's just trying to get us. Of course I have. Imagine that. Well, one of the funniest things I think, and I shouldn't be surprised by it. This happened a hundred years ago. It's probably not even true. But we had some lady call us after a comedian had been on our show

and then had promoted this event. We can't, you want to say a thing? I don't want to, but you can. We've said it before. It was Jay Moore. Yeah. And his... Her story was that he brought her home to his room. Yeah. Whatever apartment he... Or hotel room that he had while he was doing his comedy. And put the movie that he's in, Jerry McGuire, on the TV, and then they did it. With that going in the background. And I have trouble believing it, but I also... Well, I love it. So, people do things. You know, in the end, I guess, we're all just trying to seal the deal. Right. And he's throwing anything he can at it. Well, the Indiana Jones soundtrack helped me to close this. Put it over the tongue. We make it happen because... For the Empire... That's also a great soundtrack. I guess you want something that starts kind of slow, ease as you in, and then builds, and builds, and builds.

still finally there's a climax and then they were at the movie over the end. I mean, tingling sound. Is it wrong if Ali McBeele says, oh, Indy, is that wrong? No, definitely not. They're still married. They've been married for quite a little for a really long time. Put the hat on. Please put the hat on. Right. Oh, yeah. I get the whip. Yeah, get that one. Get your lightsaber or your. Yeah, sure. Whatever. It's a phaser. Man, I ever did. Is that what it's called? Do do do do. Please recon. Right. Death Ray, whatever. How old is that? They have a kid named Homer. How old is that kid now? They've been together. A long time. Yeah. But it was since we got here, well, I guess it could have been 30 years, right? Yeah, they weren't together when he she was Ali McBeele. No. So it's been. It's been a minute. I'm going to say he's 12 years old. I'm going to say he's 15. Okay. Wait. Who knows? If you don't know, who knows?

He's looking up. I told him about the edge. Oh, I'm only finding Liam. Oh, is that same Liam? Yeah, Liam. Liam. Liam Flockhart Ford is 25. How is that possible? Is there a picture there? Does he look like them? He's 25. Oh, he's a guitar player. That's a. Oh, he's got a bunch of other kids. Yeah. That's the oldest one. Yeah. Yeah. There's. Wait, they have five kids together? I don't think so. Do they? I think this is Homer with her. I think I might have that name wrong. I think I might have the name wrong. Why? Because I think Liam does sound right. I was thinking Homer. I don't know why I'm thinking of Homer. Well, he's 83 and has been famous since he was in his late 20s. Not surprisingly. He's got about two kids right around. He's got Benjamin Willard with Malcolm. Liam. They says they have five children, but there's never listening for the fifth one.

Maybe they make it. Maybe. All right. Well, we wind up eating story. So. That was a good story. Thanks. Thank you. Harrison Ford. It really wasn't even a story. He says he listens to the soundtrack. Boom. End of the story. Too too long. Four of them. I'll take care. That's what I want. Thank you. You're the best. Oh, it's coming up in the news. Among other things. Feets of strength. Oh, I love those. Guys, it's no use putting it off. The best time for an underwear refreshes now. Tommy John underwear is designed for a perfect fit that stays put all day. There's zero shape thanks to four times more stretch than competing brands. And their innovative horizontal quick draw fly is a game changer. With over 30 million pair sold, there are thousands of men out there more comfortable than you. That's settled for less. Go to TommyJohn.com today for 25% off your first order with Code Comfort. That's TommyJohn.com Code Comfort. Tommy John. Comfort. Perfected.

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She adopted her son, Liam, in 2001, raised him and married actor Harrison Ford who adopted him after their marriage in 2010. So now we have it straight. That is pretty cool. You remember Anne Hesh? I think her kid was named Homer. And you just put that together now. I just popped into my head because I'm like, why Homer? I think that Anne Hesh is. Or was that her husband? No. His name was Cole LaFoon. Yes. Great name. Best name ever. Wow. Yeah. I hate it, Sarah and Vinnie morning show. Thank you so much for listening. And please enjoy a couple of San Francisco Bay coffee with us. You can watch video clips from the Sarah and Vinnie morning show over on our YouTube channel. Just go to youtube.com slash at radio Alice 97-3. And remember to smash that subscribe button. What's up everyone? This Alice report is brought to you by Fremont Bank. Women's history month is here and we're honoring Hadi Hyman Hughes. Oh. Who over 30 years ago helped establish the Fremont Bank Foundation.

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So good. Yeah. Bring home my Fremont's put them in the freezer. So delicious. We are sitting ducks, Girl Scout. So, you know, yeah. Get us. Get past security here. And come on up. Good luck. That's probably a wrong thing to say. The good mission for you. All right. You get a badge for that. That's sneaky badge. Yes. Sneaky spy evading security badge. Stalker badge. I don't want to see Girl Scouts. When I look out the 10th ninth. What floor are we on? The 10th floor window to see the the weather. And there's a Girl Scout with a group of balloons. You know, I didn't think balloons, but that's the best picture. Well, because they're kids, you know, right? Yeah. They don't have those. We all float down here. Oh, right. Sure. It's in the mission impossible movies. Yeah. They're so light. Little little girls. They could just wear like suction cup gloves.

They could just do. Right. Something like that. Wasn't the great American smoke out. That's like an event worth it. Right. This was the day to quit smoking. This is the weird thing that I'm about to share with you, because I'm not always sure it's a good idea. And we've heard these stories. I think it was Billy Idol, who recently said he to quit heroin. He started smoking crack. Yes. You saw that story. Yes. Did we do that here? Yes. So that's one of those where you go. Well, I'm not sure that was you just changed problems. Right. Well, you remember what I told Greg Baldwin when he was getting on math was maybe you should go back to cocaine to getting off the math.

I don't remember that one. Yeah. I don't remember that in that story. Oh, that was your good advice was that was my that was my addict advice to another addict. Well, I didn't like this drug of choice anymore. I did. Well, meth is horrible. But I would think if you're on heroin, literally anything is better than that. Right. Cracking. I mean, it's pretty addictive too. Right. Maybe you're better equipped to handle that problem than you are the other. I know. I've read a few stories about famous people who've had to quit heroin and one of them, one of the people I read about was just when all I'm going to do is alcohol and they found out the hard way that that will ruin you as good if not worse than some of these others because of the availability everywhere. And yes, no matter where you go, there's that. Even if you don't really drink heavily, you're just you're just exposed to it. You watch a football game and then don't want to beer. Try it. They just make it look so great.

So if you've struggled to kick your smoking habit, I don't know if this is the right move, but a new studies found psychedelics like magic mushrooms can help people quit smoking. Oh, boy. Why is that? What do they say? It's just use that and you'll be so worried about tripping that you're not thinking about your sags. A trial was done at Johns Hopkins University and it compared people who it compared people who experimented with magic mushrooms to those who tried nicotine patches. So these are the two ways these people are trying to quit. People who'd taken just one dose of psilocybin, which is the active ingredient, the tripper ingredient in the mushrooms had more than six times greater odds of quitting cigarettes than others who relied on the nicotine substitute. Well, you're still addicted to nicotine, even with a patch on your, you're getting fed.

This was all done in a controlled on environment under observation. So it wasn't like they just said, here's your psilocybin off to work. I don't know if this is the move, but and I only did mushrooms as a kid and I only got them in not a kid, but you know what I mean, a teenager, whatever. And it was, I had fun, but I will also say like that is sketchy stuff. Yeah. They, it is, it's very prevalent now. I've heard and I, and in pill form, they're like, just take the pill, it's like you just feel happy. Like I'm not doing it. I'm afraid the stuff I did was like a, a little baggy of sawdust, right, gross, disgusting tasting, like getting it down. But once you did, you know, a good time was had by all except that, yeah, you're seeing things, you're tripping. It's not for me. I know people, I grew up with people I should say I'm not that did that stuff regularly.

But I liked life with a little edge. I, I, that was way more than I was capable of functioning with like, it's funny. I'm going to fifth period on that. Yeah. Oh, it's cool. Oh, what? I know. It really is. It's funny. There's like, it's, it's even kind of funny that you weren't like, yeah, okay. I'll do it. You know, I really did have strange, I know, but strangely, I liked being at school and didn't really want trouble. I, I feel like I sometimes want to get messed up and then I messed up and I'm like, all I want is just to be sober right now. I just want to be, I want to be straight. I want this to be over. And I just know that if I did something that, you know, like people, microdose LSD, they microdose these, these mushrooms, I'm like, I don't need to live a life where the edges are a little frazzled and, and I get, did a teddy bear just walk by? Like it's not, I just don't want that. I like to, maybe I'd summon control freak.

I want things to be the way I want them to be. They need to fit into my parameters and I really feel like my parameters would be way too wavy on that. Yikes. How about a fast back? I love fast facts. You know that. Please, lay them on me. Fast, fast, fast, fast, fast. About three percent of births result in twins. Three percent. Three percent. That's a lot. A lot of twins out there. Yeah, that does seem like a lot. Did you grow up with twins in your school? Yeah. I did too. Two dudes. You know, tragically, um, do you remember like, uh, I think it was called the thalidomide, which they would give to some women during pregnancy, to for nausea and it would, uh, they would have like arm deformations and stuff like, you know, I'm talking about a lot of kids in this, in the, that I grew up with. I knew a few people who had that one of the twins was complete and the other had two fingers on one hand and now, and the short and arm and that was, and so like identical

twins, they look identical except one got a rodeo, uh, have you noticed twins are usually good looking? Uh, are they good look? Are they good looking because there's two in there. So there's an interest factor because I definitely think that they get attention, but aren't necessarily better looking than an average person. It's like those, uh, the wonder twins on HE TV, I'm like, those guys are not attractive but they're twins. And so they're, they got famous doing their construction and landed that hot. I know. So additional. Yeah. Yeah. It's just all the twins I grew up with were good looking kids like, uh, I didn't, I didn't notice that now. Hmm. They seem, they're regular people, but it's super interesting because they're twins. Some of the names Disney considered for seven dwarfs include Chesty, Tippsy, Jumpy, Dirty, Sleazy, and Awful. Aw. What's Sleazy? Sleazy.

Come on, Tippsy. That would be one kind of funny. Hey, Snow White. Hey, how you doing? Hmm. Yeah. Oh, oops. I found myself in your bed, baby. Sorry about that. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's comfortable. It's okay if I stay. The neck tie. Yeah. Was invented in Croatia. Oh. Their troops wore them as part of their uniforms in the 1600s. Oh. And when the French saw them, they liked them so much that the neck ties started selling in France almost immediately. We're not going together. We, we, we, we will adopt your beautiful new look. Ties are weird. Like they just don't make, you know, like, I don't, I don't get why you have to wear them. They, they, they serve no purpose. Well, they are just tradition. People of a certain age believe you dress like a grown-up and that includes a tie. Yeah. No doubt. Yeah. And yet I also, I own one tie and it's the one I wore to my wedding. Oh, it's not a clip on.

No, it was a real tie. Black? No. I can't, I think it's a blue pattern kind of thing. And so you need to make sure all your dress clothes match that. It's the one tie I own and I wore it six years ago, five years ago. I don't know how long it's been. 2019. You're good. I think this is, is this your seventh anniversary this year? I, I feel like we've been together 17 years that doesn't like, I'm not going to celebrate six years when it's been 17. Yeah. Oh, you know, it's, you guys don't celebrate your anniversary. We do. Oh, we celebrate our 17th anniversary, not our sixth anniversary. You do get married right around the time that you met because I actually have in my calendar the day that Vinnie met his wife. So let me go to July and tell you exactly where Vinnie's first date with future wife. Yeah. Repeatedly. Yeah. Repeatedly. Yeah. That's the day. What's the day? It's in the summer. It's July 18th. Oh. And then we got married.

I think the weekend ended up being the 20th or something, but it was right around there. Anyway, ties is one of our findings. Right. Saint Lucia. Yes. Is the only country in the world named after a real life woman. Her name. It was named after Saint Lucie of Syracuse by the French over the island's first European settlers. Is Saint Lucie in the Caribbean? Never mind. Yeah. Sorry. I asked. That's what I thought. But there's a few, because there's like a few Saint islands down there. Yeah. St. Croix. St. Thomas. Yep. St. For another day. Feats of strength. Feats of strength. Lay them on me. Come on. In the olden days. Yes. You might remember. And he was around here too. Jacqueline was a guy who would do feats of strength. And I, one of his famous bits was he tied a ship to himself and went swimming around the

bay or something like that. Oh. Like he was a dude. Yeah. He wouldn't just swim. He was like, I'm going to be tugging this boat. He was out promoting physical fitness. That was his thing. And he had gyms. They've clearly gone under scents because there's no more Jacqueline fitness products or places. Right. But he was an old man promoting some of that stuff too. Like he lived a long time and was always in peak physical condition. Uh, there's a 50 year old kickboxer named John Stevenson. Okay. He's become the first person in the UK to pull a 4,000 pound car with his man area. Oh. Oh. Like connect. Hmm. Well, I mean, sure. I can picture it. Like stem and berries or just, well, it would have to be the whole thing because that they, the berries would hold it in place. After he did the feed of strength, pulling a 4,000 pound car with his man area, he said.

Uh, when I had finished, my plums were bright purple, but I'm firing on an old cylinders. And then everything got gangrene and fell off. Oh, they don't say what would you do this? I mean, we are talking about you. That is true. They were purple like that. And that's not even a muscle. That's not a feed of strength. That's just a feed of stupidity. Uh, they say here, how did he do it? They think he had a toe rope attached to a silk scarf that was tied around his man zone. Oh, God. And he pulled the car more than 160 feet. They also said, and did he, was he walking backwards? I don't or did it was there like under the legs, made me to believe that he was walking backwards. Yeah. But I, you're right. He could, he could have, no, he had to go, walk backwards.

Oh. What, like why? I'll tell you why. Yes, why? Yes, yes. John is using any publicity he gets to raise awareness for men's mental health issues. And encourage people to look after themselves. I think he needs some help. He says, don't be afraid to pick up the phone and ask for help. If you think you need it, a lot of men don't. And they feel like they've got an ego to maintain. But men who talk, heal. That's good. That is true. That's good. I mean, unless you've just already talked something to death. And then at that point, it's like, you know, it might help me feel better. Not talking about this anymore, you know, yes, I do know. If you've ever been in one of those like this again, ah, we really can't solve this problem. Let's just not. Let's just accept that we have this problem. This is who we are. We'll live around this problem. Right. Right. John is a man.

There are other people who've done this, they say, there's a guy in China who does this kind of stuff. He's known as iron crotch. And he's even pulled a 10,000 pound military helicopter with his man zone. Oh, this guy needs a step up his game. What do you say? 4,000 pound? You know, that's, that's weak. I got one big junk. John Stevenson. Yeah. John. And there you are doing this and everyone and and everything's looking all yanked and terrible and it's nothing looks good and you're it's also right out there for everyone for all to see. Like I just feel like there's something going on there because I just really don't think you put yourself at risk like that. You just don't. Right. Who, why would you even do it in the first, what did he pull the first time, a wagon? Right. I've been practicing a wagon with a brick in it, 20 bricks, 50 bricks.

You would have to train. You're right. John is training in the front yard again. John, put yourself away. No one wants to see your junk. It's busy. Maybe they put a bag over it. Oh, I don't doubt that it's not on full display. Oh, that's too bad. I'm totally picturing it. I don't know. I don't have a picture of it, but I do I still think it's one of those like, honestly, drape of washcloth over it or something. I don't know. Our text number is 800, 400, 3697 and Maddie has those. Some folks were texting in. If you're on YouTube, the cameras are all fixed and there was no longer blurry, so there you go. I prefer to be blurry. I know you do. I'd be fine with that. I'll fix it up there though. Bob's at Whistler, by the way. Yes, Bob is having fun. Five one, I know Jacqueline was from Alameda. Oh. He was a guy who did a bunch of those feats of strength here in the Bay Area. One of them for one, five says was he towed a robot to Alcatraz.

He swam to Alcatraz and towed a robot. That's fun. He might have done one of those things in like Long Beach, but he pulled the ship or swam with a ship. It's one of the, he's one of those guys like, why don't you get the ship going though? That's not as impressive. What are you talking about? It's on the water. How could you get that going though? That's the way. Swim and swim. It's physics. You ever tried to pull a person, you know, or I mean, that's hard. Well, that's because they're trying to climb on top of you. Be careful saving people from drowning. They will drown you. Four, one, five, there's another homer, Richard Gearsson, his name's homer. Yes. Oh. Yeah. There you go. 707, micro dosing mushrooms can have the same effects as ketamine and as a better alternative, especially if it is being used to help someone work through trauma and trying to rewire their brain. Yeah, that'll do it. Yeah. I don't know the ins and outs of any of that stuff at all. This is morbid 510, twins start consuming themselves at the second trimester.

What? Like you ever heard of that, me twin absorbing another twin? No. Yes. In a Stephen King book. Yeah. I heard that in a Stephen King book. Oh, it happens. I don't know if it does. I absorb the, by the time you're in the second trimester, I mean, they're their own little things, right? It's a text. I didn't come up with that. No, I'm blaming you for that. And then 408, we had a few sets of twins in our high school and one pair were so cute. They made it down to a double mid gum commercial. Oh, yeah, double the flavor, double the fun with the delicious, the go, bubble, and gum. Seven to seven. In my high school at Penal Valley, we had at least a dozen set of twins in a graduating class of 87 and 88. Oh, wow. It's Penal a really huge high school, or did they just have an inordinate number of twins? I think they had an inordinate, what number of twins? Inordinate. You know? Sure. Inordinate. We're going to take a quick break. Yeah.

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