Hour 1: Eat The Headlines

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1:01Ryan Reynolds here for Mint Mobile. I don't know if you knew this, but anyone can get the same premium wireless for $15 a month plan that I've been enjoying. It's not just for celebrities, so do like I did. And have one of your assistance assistants switch you to Mint Mobile today. I'm told it's super easy to do at MintMobile.com slash switch. Up front payment of $45 for three month plan, equivalent to $15 per month required. Intro rate for three months only, then full price plan options available. Taxes and fees extra feeful terms at MintMobile.com. Start your day off the right way. Kidding. Sarah and Vinnie wake up wake up with Alice 973 Alice 973. Sarah and Vinnie Alice's morning show. It is very fitting that we're playing Taylor Swift right now because today's Friday the 13th and 13's her number. Six years ago today was our last day working on air before we started a whole work from home. Something a lot of people just stayed home from then afterward today is the day today was our anniversary of our last day before we drove home with some equipment and called it.

2:09Yep, wow. I know Friday the 13th and actually on this night. This is before masks and all that stuff too. I went on my first critical mass e-bike ride. Critical mass. I should say that's my little bike gang. And it was the first time that we so it was like the first dinner that we had with with the board and these people that we kind of had in our bubble during the pandemic. It was crazy. It was just like the who knew you know like on that day we went into work and we're like, okay, I guess we'll work from home. Looks like we're going to do it for a couple of weeks or whatever. I like that you have such good recall because I really wouldn't I think if it wasn't a Friday the 13th. I wouldn't have remembered. Yeah, I don't I but the anniversary thing that's all of a sudden it comes flooding back to me, but I don't I don't think about those days unless someone. Right. Remember when we left. Remember when we. Which is that it's so crazy to think that six years have gone by since then.

3:13It feels actually not that long ago to me. Feels kind of fresh, but you know we've been in this building almost two and a half years. No, I didn't know that like it's crazy. It's not a no because it feels like a new building to me and it's not right. It is like the new place that we work right and where we've been here for. I mean, Matt has been here year and a half easy. Yeah, easy Bob's been here for a year. If she feels brand new. Mister Bob. Okay, so let me just get the business portion. Let's relax a little bit. We got a creative energy sponsor for this hour. Please support the sponsors that support the show. If you've been thinking about getting a hot tub, you're on the right track. Now is the time creative energies tax-free event runs through tomorrow. The 14th, they will pay the sales tax for you. Hot spring spas endless pools, swim spas. And they only did this for a couple of weeks and tomorrow's the last day.

4:15Visit creative energy or creative energy. You can call us anytime 800, 400, 3697. I think we're getting a new email, right? It'll be like, just wait till we get it. Okay. So I'm going to stop saying this one. There's a ticket in. It's okay. Great. Work it on it. We need a ticket. But we do have an email that's up and running and it's called bad advice 973 at gmail.com. So earlier this weekend, I have every email that's been sent there. I keep them. I save them. I star them if I did them on the show so I can refer back if it comes up again. So I have one that I'm going to do. This guy, his trip is coming up and it's about this situation that he's in. This is the one that's been rewritten. He's rewritten it a few times. The short version and it's actually, it is kind of funny and very relatable because people

5:16and their families, it's a whole thing. And we kind of committed to it already verbally yesterday. We talked about it. So then yesterday, I got a few other good ones and one of them in particular, I was laughing so hard as I read it, I'm like, okay, this is so weird, it feels fake. So I said to Maddie, normally I would not share these with you guys beforehand. But I like to get your fresh take on stuff. So this one, it's so funny, I'm like, it doesn't even, it's so ridiculous. It's so ridiculous that I can't see it being fake because it just is, it's nobody would ever come up with this scenario and think, this is one that's offended and I was just laughing my eyes. It's so stupid. Here's what I'll say to it, if I can, while I would never green light just faking some crap on the radio. I don't like it. I like what we do. Real radio. And if we can't really say we did that, we shouldn't say it. Dom. Right. There's a story that I have never forgotten.

6:19It's, it was from the secret show about a drumstick. And it was just that story where we, it could have been fake. I don't know. And it's in the telling of that too because just to hear that story without all the funny comments that were on that, that was like a, it was like a Reddit post. I don't know what it was. I don't know where it came from. I don't know why we ended up in, but whatever happened, it's lived in my head for a while now. Not like in of an interest like, oh, I need to go get drumsticks. I just mean it's so funny the way that took over the show. We were all like, we'd reference it all the time. I think even after a year or two had gone by, we're like, I think we should reread that because it lived forever. And we were just as charmed and laughing our asses off the second time. So this one, it's, it's not like that. And it is actual, but it is like that in that it's so crazy. And you're like, this is so dumb that it, oh, it has to be real. So then is they live forever and sometimes you don't, we didn't fake it.

7:23Whatever the story is, if it's that good, let's just do it. Well, here's the thing. It's also not dated. Okay. I could do that next week. We do the week after. All right. So it's like in my pocket. Because I then I got, remember earlier this week, you were talking about the hot wife friend, which I didn't know what, what that was, just that, oh, his wife is hot. But it's apparently like the freedom to, it's like an open marriage kind of thing. Like, yeah. So I got swingers. I mean, I got a hot wife one. Let's do it. Okay. So we just do the one that's like from this week and we are all familiar with the thing and we can revisit that. So get the definition ready to go for seven o'clock. Okay. And I, I don't know if I'll be able to find it, but I'll try to part of that story that I did with you guys was like some stats that are pretty mind blowing. Yeah. We can all think of things. It was 71% of couples have considered opening their marriage or at least you consider. Yeah. I talked about it.

8:23Right. Explored. It's surprising because incredibly, if you float that and it injures someone, you've just upset a delicate balance. Yes. And now someone is side eyeing you all the time. So that's what you want, huh? What? Inside? No. That's you've asked me for this thing and now I, it's in my head that, oh, he wants to do other people. Yeah. And then if the name comes up, I imagine that person like, oh, really, what about her? Bear with America. Tell me more. Well, she's 70 and we're going to throw a retiree party. All right. Fine. Acceptable. Any other female names I should know. Very suspicious to view. All right. So we'll do the hot wife one and I'll do the one that's been, I'll see if I can find that story. Yeah. And it's true. I did make a verbal commitment to the one guy, but who knows, we might get to three. We might.

9:24It's only the three of us. So. That's true. I don't know. Usually I, I feel like even now I'm squeezing that second one in, but yeah, we'll, we'll see. And I, if you can keep it, I'm the text people respond to these. Yeah. Just the same way we do, which is all that's delicious. Yes. I must comment. Right. Or they've, they're getting it completely wrong. It's called bad advice for a reason. All right. Well, I hope you're hungry because I have a week's worth of headlines. I want to do here. All right. So, uh, eating the headlines, a whole story. Yeah. Only two. I want four. One, two, three, four. What? What? What? Hard to please. I said four. I heard you say four. Thank you. But the whole story's right there in the lead, but if you're still hungry, yeah. More. That's three. One more. Well, I mean, counting. It's kind of my thing. Well, it's never mind.

10:26I'm waiting for it. I thought the Waka counts as one, but you're counting the Waka Waka is one. So, that's four. Waka, Waka, Waka, Waka, each. There's four. Okay. Okay. That's perfect. Oh my God. Let's try. Let's try it again. It's time to eat the headlines. The whole story's right there in the lead, but if you're still hungry, have more. Come on. Right? Yeah. I worked out. All right. This is from the Daily Mail. Jessica Simpson announces collaboration with Chicken of the Sea 22 years after that iconic reality TV show moment. You don't have to look. I'm just going to read them to you. I'll give them a beat. And we'll move on. Out of pass. This is out of the Hollywood reporter, Billy Eilish, in talks to make her movie debut with Sarah Polly. That's the directors. The belljar. She's going to be a movie star.

11:26Well, we don't know that yet. Well, she's in talk. She's in him. Right. That's true. She's right there in the headline. She's in talks. Billy Eilish in talks. I do have a quick aside on the Billy Eilish thing. Survivor has something called the Billy Eilish boomerang idol this year. And did you watch this possible, but I actually have an entire weekend to catch up. Like. Do it. That's the episode. We was great. I'm on it. The producers do such a good job on this and of survivor. It's really, really good. And everyone's all, everyone's so excited that like Billy Eilish watches survivor. They're all so excited. And in the previews for this coming week, it's like it's one of the Zaks in country music. It's going to come to the island. And I think do a show for them. That's rad. Zach Brown. Zach Top. Zach Brian. Zach Brian. Zach Ed Costruz. Zach Rickuder. Next story next headline from the daily mail.

12:30Why Britney Spears mugshot taken after Dewey soon. Do you I won't be released. You yeah. Why? Oh, you want to know? Yeah. Well they say that they determine the booking photo, does not meet the specific requirements for public release and is considered discretionary. Apparently, they will release booking, the booking photo is the mug shot for violent crimes or when an individual poses an immediate threat to the public. That's supposedly the only time that they'll, but it's actually kind of an immediate threat. I mean, you get behind the wheel of a car and she's all over the place. I know. I guess it's because maybe they're like, you are all already know her, but this is one of the first celebrity mug shots I've ever heard that they said, no, we're not releasing it. It's discretionary and we have disgraced that we're not doing it. I have heard that in Florida, part of the reason we get all these Florida man stories is because they release everything, anything all the time.

13:33Yeah. And here there is not quite the same flood that Florida has. So I don't know. That's interesting. I do think that's, that's, you remember hot felon? Yes. Was he a Florida guy? I don't know. I can look it up. It's a weird thing, though, because that was a mug shot that was, I think they put it on like the cop's Facebook page, which seems like not a good place to be posting people. I think they do that. It's some places. Yeah, they must. By the way, it's Zach Brown. Oh, Zach Brown is going to be like the Zach Brown band. You got it. Well, everyone's, you know, they are, they show in the preview. Everyone's all like, oh, Zach Brown. Jeremy Meeks. Yeah, that guy. Also known as hot felon is an American model actor and convicted felon who became famous in 2014 after his mug shot went viral. The former crypts member was arrested in Stockton, California.

14:34Oh, so there it is. Maybe the Stockton put these things up on their Facebook page. Maybe. Or maybe just some reporter was like, that guy's hot. And he wind up married to some eras or something. I think he knocked her up, whether they married or not, I don't know. I'm looking at him though. So if that's what you want to know, this is a random, a random guy who's all, he was very, he was very good looking. No question. I was like, whoa, why is there a super model dressed in orange? All right. So there you go. Britney Spears mug shot. Supposedly, according to the Daily Mail, what are they know over in England, right? They know it all. Do they? No, smart. Next headline. Okay. Nikki Glazer to return as Golden Globes host for third time in 2027. She's good at it. Really good at it. And her clips that I see on Instagram, I always have to stop because when they start spreading

15:35her, they're so good. She is really brutal and yeah, and yet. She's a sharp knife. Yeah. But, and that's for some of us, that's what comedy was and still kind of feel like you almost feel guilty now to laugh at it because you go, we're supposed to be better than that. I guess now I don't know. She turns out my funny bone isn't better than that. Same funny bone forever. All right. So remember, the entire story is in this headline. Okay. This is from Variety. Julia Foxes. Do you know who Julia Foxes? She's the ex of Kanye. She was between Kim Kardashian and this chick. He's married to now. Bianca Sensor. Yes, that's her name. So Julia Foxes. She's an actress. And remember, he was dressing her up and everything. So here's your, here's your headline. Julia Foxes. Steamy lesbian romance. Perfect. Heats up South by Southwest with pregnant sex, panty sniffing and FKA twigs soundtrack.

16:40There's no more to it. There are more words, but that's a good headline that's the whole that's kind of the whole thing. I know. I know. Uh, would you like to see the picture of the of the lesbian attraction? You can just that'll be enough for you, right? That's everything. I think she's one on the bottom. I don't. So Julia, Julia Foxes, someone that first of all, I don't really know why she became famous. I guess it's because of Kanye, but I've never seen anything she's done. I don't think she's nearly as attractive as Bianca Bianca or Cam or any of the, well, she's pretty, but she goes over the top, like the whole, I've seen her on a bunch of talk shows where she's just, it's almost like my whole persona is going to be that I'm a weirdo, but also transform, transformative. Like she doesn't ever look the same. I know. You just showed me those pictures and you just said it.

17:42I think she's on the bottom. You don't know which one she is pretty sure, you know, but you don't, you're right. I, I wouldn't bet my life on it, right? Hot felon Jeremy meeks has a child with British top shop, Eris, Chloe Green. The couple welcomed their son, Jaden meeks green on May 29, 2018. Their relationship began in 2017 after meeks mugshot went viral, leading to his divorce from his former wife, Melissa meeks. But it does say here that this partnership ended in 2019, the, the kid born in 2018, partnership ended in 2019, whether he's made a bunch of money because he married an Eris. Yeah. I don't know, doesn't say. Well, that seems like a scenario where you'd be like holding on to your parental rights for sure. Yes. Or you got paid to go away. Either one works, right? Right. All right. Next headline. I think this might be the last one.

18:42This is from the Mercury news, Alec and hilarious Baldwin beg for someone to buy their Hampton estate. The Baldwin slash the price of their Hampton's home by nine million after it's been on the market for four years. I think it's down to like 19 million. Is that a house like they don't live in it? Well, it's a summer house, right. But they don't. It's a $8,500 square foot home. It's been on the market for four years. And it's a, it's like a five bedroom. I, I will say this. Hold on. Let me ask you. Is $8,500 square feet pretty much double or triple the size of your average home? I think it's quadruple the size. I think the average home is probably between 1,800 and 2,200 square feet, like a, like a family home. So this is a enormous home. I think your house is probably around 3,500 square feet. That's my guess. Having been to your house. I feel like our house is big. Yeah. It's a, it's a very generous house, but I think, or maybe it's more like 4,000 square

19:47feet. I don't know. I'm not. This is easily twice the size of your house, 8,500 square feet is ginormous. Okay. So the other thing is, and I realize I'm supposed to just be doing the headlines, but I love real estate and I want to say this. It's ugly. Do you want to say a picture? It's ugly. Well, it's a huge house, but it's sort of like, when I think a Hampton's house is, I think of grayed out shingles and a lot of architectural details. And this is like a, sort of looks like an overblown colonial with, with shutters and I mean, it is nice. I like that. I don't like it. Yeah, I like it. But I'm not a, I'm not a house person, though, the way you are. House. House. Now, because honestly, if I was going to spend $19 million on a house on the Hamptons, that would not be it, which I think is maybe the running theme here. If you said, what is this design call that go sh, what are your shingles, shutters?

20:53No, that's, it's just got that, it's just got, like, sort of, uh, lacked boards. Those aren't shingles. No, shingles are individual little pieces. This is more like, I don't know, lacked boards, lacked boards, shuttings, sliding, uh, it's more, you know what it, it just, it looks like a house that's in a very upscale track housing unit. In fact, there's all kind, I don't know, it just don't, it's not for me. Okay. I'll spend my $19 million elsewhere. Well, I think, and they can't sell it. So I'm, uh, the bottom line is it's not worth the money, but you'd think Hamptons homes when they go up are bought immediately by people wanting to be in that area. Yeah. So something's wrong with it. Yeah. Yeah. Whether it's ugly or bad location. It doesn't have that. It looks like it's a dump. Is it next to the dump? I don't, you know, I don't know, and I don't know the address. So I'm not, I'm not sure how to, how to find that out.

21:54Anyway, they want someone to buy their house and they're begging make them a low ball. That's a strange thing. I know. I wonder if they're selling it because they're hurting for money after all the, although, I don't know if they could be hurting for money, but he did do, uh, he, he shot that woman by accident. And he's been in it. I mean, they've cleared him. I believe his part in the trial is over, but that had to be an expensive proposition. Oh, you think he paid out to the family? I don't know if he paid out. I don't know if he paid out. I meant more like lawyers. Lawyers. Oh, like who knows what he spent on his defense. I mean, he is the guy that pulled the trigger. Yes. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It just went off. No, no, no, no, no. All right, Vinnie. What's coming up in the news? I have a lot of stuff, but I'll start with oncology. Oh, that was a bad tease. Hold on. Donuts. Okay. Get more out of every mile when you share the ride to work with carpooling.

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26:08Okay. Sorry, it made me question it. I'm like, wait a minute. I'm missing part of a word there. Okay. Here's what's happening, everyone. There's a chance you'll see clouds today. Still going to be warm though. Okay. Okay. But cloudier, cloudier, any wind. Yeah, they'll be wind as well. Okay. We are headed into I keep reading about this and I'll mention it. But then every time you read a story about El Nino or La Niña, it will say, well, these are the trends, but also that could not happen at all. So we are heading into an El Nino. Let's just wait and see what happens. Okay. A few things I wanted to mention to you that I, I should have done sooner. Oh, one of them is wordles creator has made a new game. Oh, really? I look at you perk right. I use your, you sat straight up. What? I love wordle wordle lovers might have a new obsession on their hands. Josh Wardle, the creator of the popular game now owned by the New York Times released a new word

27:15game creation. It's called parse word, parse word, parse word, P-A-R-S-E word, parse word. Oh, I like a password. It's far more difficult than wordle. It's a tricky cryptic crossword puzzle. Oh, they say it's difficult. If you're a beginner, this is not where you start. This is for you gamers who like a really good challenge. Did he sell for a million dollars? Is that the number that we heard? Because man, I could never get rid of the games now on New York Times because of that. Well, I play those games every day. I just really could have held out for more. Yeah. Well, but that's one of those things when you're holding something and you go, I don't know where to begin to get this into people's hands. And someone says, we know and we'll pay you handsomely for it. We'll give you one million dollars.

28:17Maybe you just take that and go, I'm good. And he came up with another one. I can't wait to play it. I'll let you know if I like it or not. Okay. Here's another one for you that kind of ties into the Baldwin's problem as they sit there for the fourth year trying to sell their house. Apparently they did a lot of work to that house too. Like he's dumped a lot of money paid, whatever he paid for it. And they remodeled it. Is the neighbors house in the photo? No. This article talks about how sometimes a house won't sell. Not because the house isn't good, but because of the neighbors house, what's going on next door. So the question in this story I'm reading is, if you were going to sell your home and the next door neighbor's lawn was a mess and the whole yard really needed some effort, right?

29:19Little TLC. Would you go next door and offer to clean that thing up? Maybe. Yeah. Half of people say, yeah, if I'm trying to sell, you want the whole neighborhood to look appealing. But more importantly, you want your next door neighbor to look like they get a right. Right. Hmm. I love when we do that. I mean, we didn't say the exact same words, but we are on the same bridge, my friend. They say more than half of homeowners say they would, they would hesitate to buy next to a poorly maintained yard. And about the same number, say they would financially, as in go over to the neighbor and say, please let me pay to fix your lawn and have the yard done. Yeah. They would pay for it. You are buying the neighborhood. You have to remember that people get really enamored with a house and then wind up like, I mean, that was right there the whole time. There was a front yard junkyard there the whole time.

30:20And you know, in California, we're pretty tightly packed in for the most part. Well, that's why home homeowner associations are popular is because they have some power to go to that neighbor and say, you can't leave your house like this. You can't have a weed front yard and we will be a nuisance in your life until you get that stuff straightened out, which can include fines. Yes. And if you're a homeowner, you absolutely feel like, I'm being picked on. I'm being singled out. I'm being picked on and I'm being fined in my own home. Stand in front of your house and take a look at it. It's going out. Look up and look up and down this street. Everything looks pretty good, doesn't it? Now look at your place. I'm with you. I actually think there's a benefit to a homeowner association. They can go to a person's house and say, the RV goes now or you start paying a fines, right? And they're going to get hefty. Yeah.

31:20And that's you kind of want that. You don't want, I mean, unless someone's got that way to pull it aside, beside their house, and it's part of the view of everyone. You don't want that. Can I soar? Yeah. I'm out of fast fact. Yes. I would love one. Fast fact or five. The biggest donut eating country in the world is Canada. Oh, they love their donuts. Hey, some more donuts per capita and have more donut shops per capita than any other country. Hmm. There aren't that many Canadians. What do we have? 30 million Canadians total. Huge country, 30 million people, fewer than in California. And yet they are chowing down on the donuts. I love them. Tim Hortons. I love Tim Hortons. Tim Hortons is a donut. Yes. Yeah. Big thing in Canada. Some of the states we had one back east where I lived. A Tim Hortons. Yeah. Is it a restaurant that has a pastry section or is it a donut and coffee shop? Okay. Tim Hortons kind of like kind of like Duncan, but it actually sounds familiar.

32:20Doesn't it? A Tim Hortons. I don't know. It's really good. What are they? Donuts noticeably more delicious than our donuts? I like them better than Duncan for sure. Oh, I haven't had a Dunkin' donut in years. Do you like crispy cream? I do like crispy cream. Crispy cream to me is its own thing. Yes. It doesn't count as a donut to me. Oh, it counts as a donut. I mean, it's a donut, but like it's crispy cream donut. It's like a magic donut. It has a different flavor. I don't know. It's not a donut. No, it's a donut. It's just doesn't. It's just to me. It's crispy cream is crispy cream and then there's donuts. Okay. There are donuts. Don't worry. Don't be confused. I'm not worried. I'm interested because that's it. They look like donuts, but they're their own thing. I think it's totally different recipe. It doesn't. It only resembles a donut. Yeah. Okay. There was a, I want to say it was 10th grade. Mm-hmm. There was a year of high school that I went to ace donut.

33:24This donut shop by my house every single day. Oh, it was like. What did you get? A donut. I don't know. You did a chocolate glaze, I bet. I would get, I think I was getting chocolate bars, actually. Which is just the same thing, but in a, did it have a cream inserted in it? Just a long, a big ass donut with some chocolate on it. Yeah. Of course, I, you know, had 0% body fat and your body destroyed that donut. And then it didn't need to think about that at all. And I think I even got a small soda as well. Oh, you know, breakfast of champion. Well, you know, kids. We do like our sugar when we're kids. On April 18th. Yes. 1930. Okay. Okay. It was such a slow news day that the BBC declared there's no news. And they played piano music all day. 1930. April 18th, 1930. It was such a slow news day.

34:25The BBC said, we have no news. And they put on piano music and didn't report anything. Didn't the giant crash of 29 just happen like four months before that? It's the middle, it's the beginning of the depression. So maybe they're just like a hour depressed anyway. Oh, just play piano music. There's nothing to report. Nothing to see here. I've tried that internet. I know. A day off. Wouldn't that be nice? There'd be nothing. I'm gonna see it at end and they're like, yeah, everything's okay. Tim says like all the celebrities are behaving perfectly. Goodbye. See you tomorrow. Check in tomorrow. The Wheel of Fortune Wheel features 200 lights. 73 steel pins and weighs 2,400 pounds. Whoa. And there's only one of them. So when the show goes on the road, which I didn't know it did, it goes on the road. Yeah, I'll take it to some town. They do live shows somewhere. All right. They'll just tape in a different location. There's only one wheel. So when the show goes on the road, they bring it.

35:27Wow. You'd think they'd make another one just. You write for the road show. Oh, lighter one. Yeah, 2,000 pounds. It's more than a ton. Yeah, that's 2,400 pounds is more than a ton, right? What's a ton? 2,000 pounds. Oh, it's straight. I thought it was 2,000. I don't know. Steve Jobs first job was an internship at Hewlett Packard when he was 12. Oh. Wow. Way to be a genius at 12. You parents must be proud. Yeah, after it. Hmm. I didn't know. I'm here for my internship. You know, those people. Sure. Hey, I had a job at 12. Really a Hewlett Packard? No, it was a shoe shine boy at Disneyland. But still. We all have got to start somewhere. Cigarettes aren't free. No, they're not. But they were only like $0.75 then. And a 12 year old could buy them out of one of those coal. Yeah, I wasn't a full time smoker at that point. I was just dabbling.

36:28It's national sleep awareness week. I'm aware. I'm not getting enough sleep. And that actually says here, I don't need to be aware that I need more sleep. A mattress company recently conducted a wide-ranging survey on American sleep habits and here's some of it. Okay. Americans averaged 6.6 hours of sleep per night, which they say is less than ideal. Ideal would be 7.1 hours. That's the ideal amount. That's what they say. Well, I give myself the opportunity for eight hours. That's what I try to do. It's rare. I just had a physical and the doctor was a new doctor and she was asking me, when you wake up, how do you feel? Are you wide awake and everything? I'm like, it's 3.30 in the morning. I am not awake. You never wake up and bounce out of bed and like, oh, yeah, I'm fully, fully feeling fresh. And I was just like trying to explain it for her. You wake up to an alarm. I don't know anyone who's like, yay, it's a maybe Vinny, although I do get up pretty springy. Yeah, but you've changed a little.

37:29You're not nearly as happy about it as you used to be. There is a considerable amount of my afterwork time that is consumed by children. So I have a totally different lifestyle now than I once did. So it's not quite the same as it once was, but I still do like the morning. I like the morning. I thrive in the morning. I do like it. I hope that, you know, in my later years, I will be able to take advantage of the morning. I like the, I like to have an hour or two to myself before anybody else has bothered me. I'm drinking my coffee, I'm doing my word games. In a typical month, we get just 10 so called perfect night's sleep, eight horrible night's sleep. That sounds about right. The eight horrible nights. About 25% of people go to bed during the 10 PM hour, making it the most popular bed time. 25%. Five percent of people go to bed during the 10 o'clock hour, 35% get in bed sometime

38:32before that while 37% go to bed later, and that all depends when your alarm clock goes off. I think late night is boring. I could see why someone would say, no, the morning sport would it, you know, the same, but I'm not interested in sitting around watching Kimmel. If being up at 1130, unless I'm, you know, enjoying a lady, I'm not really interested in being up. Yeah. Are you? I like staying up. But I also, you know, like we'll play cribbage, and it'll be, it'll be crazy. Or I'll just paint like it's, you know, whatever. Or John will be playing guitar. I mean, I, I'm with you. I get super bored watching TV. I just don't, it's fine if we could a show we like. And like yesterday afternoon, we were watching survivor early afternoon, we watched at one o'clock. It was great. Hold down all the shades. Good for you. Oh, so, so nice.

39:3339% of people prefer to sleep on the right side of the bed. I don't care. I usually come on the left side of the bed person. I usually want the cleanest night time walk to the bathroom. Yeah. If, if we're traveling and we go to a hotel and so I'm, I, because I don't sleep with my wife regularly, I'm, I have my own bed. But if we're sharing a bed, I will usually go, that's the straight line to the bathroom. I know I'm going to get up once. Oh, I thought it was you needed to be the first line of defense. Well, that's another thing I need to be the first one to get killed, but also the bathroom. I still sleep on the same side of the bed as when I was married. What do you sleep on? I guess there's your facing at the left side, but like I have to, like even at a hotel, I sleep on that side of the bed. I have the whole other side. I don't get in the middle. I have the whole other side. So it's just, it's weird. I take up like this much room. Yeah. I don't get in the middle either. I sleep alone in a queen size bed, but I, I sleep on the left side and, and I think

40:35that it is because I put my feet down, turn left and walk out the door. But John sleeps on the, in our old room, when we slept together, I would sleep on the left side of the bed and he has remained on the right side of the bed, which is like a pretty long walk from where the door comes in out around the end of the bed. He's got his set up. He's got his set up. He's happy. I'm like, just move over to this side. Hmm. Once you're, once you get stuck on the side, it's really hard to change. It's got his bed all set up for him. I sleep on a twin. There are no sides. You are on the one side. There aren't enough sides, even like your legs are hanging off the bed. When I roll to a different side, I roll in place. I was, I was definitely not cool with the twin. When I first moved into my own room, I got a twin bed and I was like, no, I want to starfish a little bit. Yeah. But I don't sleep in the middle. Because I need to be able to reach the stuff on my nightstand. For me, this little room that I'm in is also where I play guitar and do watch shows and

41:35do things. Oh, so you're saving real estate? I'm, it's a real estate thing, yep. Because if I put a bigger bed in there, then I'm just losing space. Right. I'm just working around the edges of the bed. Right. 67% of people say that watching TV and movies or phone scrolling, oh, yeah, that's a thing. Counts as part of their bedtime routine. It's all part of it. I always tell John, do not bring your phone into your room. That's the way to solve this. Now nobody can wake you up with a text. You're not tempted to play your game on there. Our text number is speaking of 800, 400, 3697 and Maddie's on the show with a couple. Uh, 408, uh, Timmy's is the best. Let's talk about Tim Horsens. Yeah. Donuts, coffee, breakfast, miss them so much, Colleen, listening on the app, expat, Canadian. Hey. Oh, six, five, oh, Maddie's absolutely right on crispy cream. They are their own thing. They are easily identifiable why other donuts could be mistaken for each other.

42:37They are their own thing. There's no question that they're, but they're, they've screamed doughnut to me. Yeah, I don't know why they're there. They're like a smaller doughnut too, mostly because they definitely want you to eat like three of them. I could mo. I bet you I can eat a dozen of those. I mean, I'd be sick the rest of the day, but I bet I could they do melt like right in your mouth though. Yeah. In a way that like cotton candy. I guess you're kind of right. The way they melt regular doughnuts don't do that. Yeah. I don't have to chew me just go shove it down there. We had a dance party earlier and someone texted it and random dance party with your kids is everything. I needed to spend enjoying all the nits with your kids before they grow up. It was so fun. It really was. And might we did it in here. It actually was fun. We had a great morning. We all bounced. Yep. And the great morning continues bad advice is next. Wake up. Wake up with good vibes and variety. Oh my God. That's brilliant. We got to do that. Sarah and Vinnie.

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