He Snitched… But Not for the Reason You Think 😳

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2:02Sweet, what is it? So I was working this waiter job a while back. And my boss, my manager actually, he was putting his wife on the payroll. And she, but yeah, but she never came into work, right? And what he was doing, what he was doing was he was locking in and out for her. And so she was getting paid. But she was never coming into work, right? Sketchy. Well, sketchy, that's stealing money. You're never thinking about your pit. You're doubling your salary, basically. Might be the only one that's also a good idea. Yeah, it's a great idea. It's a great idea, but anyway, yeah, and I'm supposed to do it. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. Unfortunately, he didn't get away with it. He did get caught. But that's not the secret, actually. All right. So the secret is that I was actually sleeping with his wife. Oh, while she was getting paid, she's living good.

3:08I know one that actually turned him in. Oh, skinless, bro. That doesn't have to be very much. You turn him in. Any side puts his wife? Yikes. Yeah. Well, you know, I mean, two wrongs don't do. They cancel out, right? Now if you're doing both of them, I don't think that's how it works. Thanks for telling us your dirty little secret. Yeah, yeah, have a good one. What's your dirty little secret? If you work in university maintenance, Granger considers you an MVP, because your playbook ensures your arena is always ready for tip off. And Granger is your trusted partner, offering the products you need all in one place, from HVAC and plumbing supplies to lighting and more, and all delivered with plenty of time left on the clock. So your team always gets the win. Call 1-800-GRANGER, visit Granger.com or just up by Granger, for the ones who get it done. Get a full body reset anywhere you go

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