He Kissed Her Teeth!

0:00do you remember your first kiss we talked about that this morning got some great stories on their fantastic also we played around a throw in reverse which i can never describe you just got to listen and enjoy it got to hear it i would play kelly blows yep and that's when that's when the whole train started to come off the tracks and i didn't mean to do that i'm embarrassed by it now well it's not even that just the end of the you just kept saying random stuff throughout the day ah god dang it hey you just little pizza in your life yes all right you know what just here you go show to yeah Kate to the E double L Y that's my friend Brian on ride let's do this thing this morning come on ride Brian on ride okay i just came to me here we go we're gonna do a little thing called radio this morning i hope that you're uh up feeling good this morning it is when's they march forth if you can believe that the year of our Lord 2026 we're gaining now i think three minutes of daylight a day per day yeah that's something like that are maybe two minutes a day and then this

1:01weekend we set the clocks ahead so we're like now it won't be getting dark till seven o'clock at night i'm still the only I feel like i'm one of the only people that is not excited about well because you are so lazy but now because now you're gonna be like oh man it's light out till seven now i can't go to bed at 4 30 in the afternoon no that's not why it's just i'm not excited i'm excited about daylight savings because i like you know spring summer yeah i'm whether it's gonna be here yeah that's exciting well i hate is that they do it on a Sunday no they do it Saturday into Sunday i know but it doesn't really count because you lose the extra hour of sleep the next day you lose one hour of sleep dude hey man that's one extra hour no you don't you don't just go an hour no hold up play no here here's an idea for you you still can't convince me go to bed one hour earlier why would i do that so you don't miss out on an hour of sleep i don't want to know i'm not going to bed at 8 30 you're out of your mind that's okay then then lose an hour of sleep i'm losing it i have a heart attack then i will just so you can take a stand i will i'm gonna assert my dominance for once in my life finally this is what you're supposed to do kelly whoa geez i'm trying to stand

2:04on business over here well you better put your fingers in the cake because it ain't working i'll tell you this people complain about who i lost to hour of sleep you mean to tell me in your life you never lose an hour of sleep just because i know you you'd stay up not you but you the royal you would stay up drinking an extra hour and not care but all i lose an hour of sleep the day like saving time over it but it's an hour by getting 60 minutes here's the thing okay those people get up at a normal time to go to work and it's true they don't get up at the safe time we do i've been up for three hours already that's insane to me it is wild right it doesn't feel weird like it used to though when you first start doing mornings you're like this is unnatural right and you know it's gonna happen too is monday monday is gonna come rolling around you and i struggle with monday's don't say anything because we'll both be like oh i forgot to set my alarm just we'll talk off here okay yeah we'll have a side we should have a side but here's the thing this is what i'm saying like mondays you and i struggle with a little bit already most people struggle with mondays yeah and now you lose that extra hour of sleep i'm i'm a little bit at six

3:07o'clock on sunday evening yeah right i'm gonna get a text from you at like nine o'clock going like all this sucks why did we take tomorrow off why did we take yeah we should have taken a bar off got jagged i know i'm taking a week off for spring break they'll coming up and i think we're going to go to chicago actually lucky yeah so i'm put my family's never been to chicago so have you if depending on the weather you should 100% do the architecture tour if i can't i don't know if i'll be able to why not it's on the river right don't they take you on a riverboat yeah so i don't know on a riverboat big paddle on the back yeah jambling come a bone that love game river about come on anybody double down here that's what it's a boat on the river right yeah it might be a little chilly yeah that's what i said depending on depending on the weather you should go take because that honestly that was my favorite part about uh chicago when i went i guarantee i will not like going with my family as much as i enjoyed going by myself really because i love my family and i love hanging out with my family but okay it's going to be museum museum this that the other

4:07it's it's just not going to be what i like to do you know what museums are all in i imagine there's a good one i don't know there's probably a good one out there are you going to go to the big tower the tall one the sears tower which is now called something else i'd like to do that actually i that one i would actually like to do you know what's terrifying have you have you never done it right doesn't do the thing where it leans out yeah but that's not the terrifying part okay so have you i've never done that before no you go in the elevator to get there and it's not a normal elevator elevator ride they have to go at a certain speed in order to make it to get there to so you're going like 50 miles an hour in an elevator oh jeez and they don't put like three people in there so you're in an elevator with 12 13 maybe 15 people going 50 miles an hour and then there's the free fall going down from the dude i that's more terrifying than looking out the window and see the fall feeling your stomach is like i the when i got up there uh i got up to the top willest towers what it's called but okay but i got all the way to the top i was contemplating

5:08taking the stairs down i was like dude i do i'll give you a hundred dollars yeah i was like others no way i'm going to want to do this it but highly recommended we went at night oh i bet that's all so you could see everything you get all the lights it was cool yeah i'm definitely excited for that but i got a question for you Brian and for everybody listening right now if you have a home and i'm not you could be an apartment that you're renting could be a room that you're renting whatever it is home that you own cabin where do you stand on decorating with plastic plants i'm all in on it you are all in all in it okay well you can't you don't have the water you think i die right but there's something on their structure this is a conversation my wife and i had yesterday because i was putting my shoes on to go pick up the kids from school and i was like did you get another freaking out plastic plant for our entryway i said hey can we put a moratorium i'm bringing more plastic plants in this it feels cheap to me like it feels like it feels like something like a grandma would have because back in the forties it was okay to do and now it's like

6:12we have access to real plants what kind of plants are she buying though i don't know they don't resemble anything real that grows in nature and they look fake and she doesn't buy enough of them so it looks scraggly i'm just like Brianna come on she buying like vines and just like hanging in a wrong man it's like this one that i keep tripping over because it's it doesn't sit in the face right so i'm always knocking it over and i'm like what what is this even show me in nature what this actually is and why don't we have enough to make it look real we just have this scraggly plastic plant so you know i i put a moratorium on buying plastic plants for the house i had to put i don't put my foot down about a lot yeah but plastic plants i'm out on i can't stand them you should start slowly taking them out of the house and bringing them and sell like giving them to goodwill or bring them to the studio we could start sprucing up the studio absolutely this studio would look good with some plastic plants and it would be very fitting we would need it it would class up the joint a little bit look at Emily texting and i think plastic plants are dumb

7:12you can totally tell their face that's the other thing and i'm not trying to dog my wife here my wife has killed every single green plant she's brought into the house she's killed everything she doesn't have a green thumb so i get it that she wants green but can't grow the real thing but i think we just got to take a loss on this i i can't stand plastic plant now christy says plastic plants stink they're too fake yes try real ones plus they're good for your health i was reading somewhere that it doesn't clean the oxygen or whatever in your house or something like that yeah you're right they do call me down suppose no they do because they're a living breathing thing and they're in your house uh let's see Ian from furthest falls saying a few there for some extra decorum isn't bad yeah right like maybe a little accent piece in the corner that you're not really paying attention to or something yeah but if your house is starting look like a plastic greenhouse it might be time to reevaluate your needs Ian from furthest falls i could not agree with you more i'm just like i can't stand it i i hate him i absolutely they give me anxiety when i see them because like that's fake why are we we're who are we trying to fool that this is a real plant

8:14i feel like if you're a busy individual like you're always on the move plastics the way to go i but it's just so tacky i'm sorry it's tacky i think it also depends on where you buy it if she's on it like you know the dollar general it's gonna look like a dollar general plant okay look i have a plastic wreath but inside the house is trashy and i hate i'm now i feel like i'm calling my wife trashy a wreath i get because that's just sitting on your door i totally understand that outside fake flowers equal classy inside flake fake plants equals trashy that's a text we got Jesse from Jesse but that's an interesting outside fake flowers under her of such a thing do you do that when they get bleached by the sun when they melt because the heat sometimes well how hot is it at your house oh hot have you not felt the summers here plastic takes like 300 degrees to melt does it yeah there's no okay Jeff texting and good morning boys i would agree plastic plants just don't give the same effect that's how i feel either grow real or just don't have anything spare i mean maybe i'm maybe i'm being bougie i think i think i'm being

9:14gauche but why don't you get a bunch of real plants and then you go deal with the watering and the replanting and the i would but i i don't want to like i'm just i'd rather just i'd rather just go no plans so that if you don't care do you care that much yes that looks trashy so you'd rather have no so trashy i'm sorry it does a couple like like like e in text and a couple is okay but when you have too many it looks trashy christy says get a snake plant you can't kill him even if you try i'm okay i don't even know what that is but i'm gonna go i'm a google machine that back on my head to lows and look for one that snake plants but here i got these you want some clit some tips on how to have a happier home because plants have something to do with it okay i was looking this up this morning because i was trying to tell my wife plastic plants make you feel uncomfortable in your own home or you feel uncomfortable make me feel uncomfortable like let's not characterize them all you want to have your house declutter and organize sure we have way too much clutter in our house to it i'm trying to get rid of it well it doesn't help that you probably are the only one that why i know i know my wife is always like we need a bigger house i'm like no we need less stuff yeah

10:19no i get saved good save Kelly good say Kelly Jordan like we get my daughter's drum set i'm about to take in and sell it or whatever take it to the pawn shop whatever and my wife's like why i'm like because she doesn't play it i would love to learn to play it i don't have time so like let's just get rid of let's start small and let's rip that bandaid off and get rid of some things i wonder if it's the Hispanic nature of being a hoarder because my mom is your mom is a hoarder not because my wife's aunt tia beaky well i love to death yeah it's not it's not cluttered at her house is immaculately clean no clutter whatsoever yeah but there's always a one she is Mexican as they come there's always a stray you know a stray dog love she's married to a guy who walked here from Honduras she's about as Hispanic as they come can you do that i don't know i don't know he walked here summer honestly he hit on he well i'm not gonna say because people get mad at me for it uh you want other way the story of how we got to America is pretty amazing though okay you want other ways to make your house happier let natural light in yeah i'm a big natural light guy so my recently

11:23it's weird we have these neighbors who always have their shades drawn and i'm like don't you want some like sunlight in the house my parents really oh my my dad but they become they become hermits all of a sudden that's weird like i'll go to the i'll go to their house and you know i'll be out with some friends and i'll come back home it'll be five o'clock in the evening everything is off all the lights are there's cities are drawn everything and i'm like what do you guys do i used to sit in the dark dog we like the dark oh man you guys get are they depressed dude you might want to find them they're depressed i mean if they are i don't get out of the house do's up don't turn about don't shut the blinds i'm saying they're just going deeper and deeper into it no i don't be worried about your parents no i think they're just finding weird ways to save energy i don't like my dad also yeah that nickel that that light bulb cost you every year that's gonna my dad's also the guy that won't turn the AC on unless there's triple digits oh i hate that he'll be like the windows are fine i'm like dude it's 98 humidity outside get out of here with that i don't know if you know this but i went to school for heating and air conditioning did you i i don't know if we've ever talked about it before but i installed central air in my parents house in

12:25north miniapolis that thing got used maybe six times it's entire life that's so great i'm just like you have it now use it please but it's because they're afraid of how much money it's going to cost yes and i don't even know i i don't know can you make as much money as you and i it doesn't matter you just keep racking it up you keep that thing tapped at 55 i open the windows and turn the AC on yeah why would fresh air here's another one you want to happier home add indoor real plants because greenery and not only beautifies your home but it also improves the air quality reduces stress just choose low maintenance indoor plants like succulents or snake plants snake plants what's a succulent i don't succulent doesn't need water i think it's like a cactus or something is a succulent yeah those are ugly they are ugly play music if you want to happy your home everybody knows that dude i have been we got those speakers from work those expensive speakers they bought us so we got new speakers they're big jbl ones like they're they're bottom for us for when we go out and do events we can like set up our own thing and it comes with like a

13:27microphone and whatnot this thing is it's a monster it's like a party box i think is what it's called those things are expensive very i have that sitting in my living room right now i have been playing music non stop yeah dude it is i could i was grilling yesterday for my dinner and i had it playing in the living room it sounded like the speaker was sitting next to me i had it that like just ridiculous i'm totally bringing that thing home for bonfire season i'm trying to figure out how to bring mine's gonna smell like fire uh your name's on it's yours all right if your name's out you can do what you want i've thought about trying to hook it up to my tv do it i don't know how i'll do it all right dude i'm an audio video genius are you yes first step usually you have to come right that what do you live again exactly i've invited you over numerous times you want to have your home cook and share meals i will say this when when our house smells like a good meal it does feel happier in there it's fun oh yeah or if it smells like a family get together i mean i love that smell i love cooking uh and then keep the house clean you want to have your house just

14:28go ahead and keep it clean mm-hmm i'm a hundred percent there's some neuroscience stuff behind that too but we don't have time to get into it oh we don't that if your house is cluttered guess we have time your whole life is more stressful because your brain even though you're not consciously thinking about it subconsciously knows that your house is cluttered and gross yeah it stresses you out throughout the day without you even realizing it sure i can i can get behind that pretty interesting pretty interesting stuff that sounds like it it's a lot of fun uh julie texting in funny story when i still worked in the office in covid hit we sent our employees home and twice a week i would go into the off 20 offices watering everyone's plants wow for the first two weeks i didn't realize that the one office i was watering was fake those ones i mean seeing now those are good fake plants that's what i'm trying to look for if if my wife had those i wouldn't care so much you get those ones at the hobby lobby or those were the cheap ones are at i think she got them at Costco dude i have a membership there i guess i'm not going to be buying buying the real the good ones are the fake the bad ones she buys the bad ones that's why i have a problem so so don't go to Costco to get

15:31the bad ones yeah at least the same my hubby has a fit has 55 years success growing a christmas cactus we decorated for christmas we have 30 real plants our houses amazing i bet i bet the air is so clean in there and fresh probably smells like a forest in there yeah smells like a forest ignition temperature plastics 350 degrees it takes to melt plastic Brian yeah but when the sun hits it's just right you know it melts it melts it a little bit fast all right let's go ahead and do some history real quick it was on this day all the way back as soon as i find it i'm going to tell you yeah i bet you are it was all the way back Brian the hell did this go my history oh there it is yeah it was all the way back speaking of Chicago in nineteen hundred and thirty eighteen eighteen hundred and thirty seven my kind of town chicago is my kind of town chicago it was eighteen

16:38thirty seven the city of chicago was incorporated thank goodness i can't wait i can't wait to go there i'd love that city so much i kind of want to be a part of the jordan family just so i can go to show up with you i would i if i had to move somewhere in a chicago would be it if i had to move hundred percent i even more like i always talk about wanting to go back to texas i would pick chicago over texas yeah i do i like i said i want to be a jordan so i can come to chicago come on man maybe maybe i should go that way turns drive it that way you can leave the kids and the wife at the museum and you and i can go bar hopping okay doesn't this come into the downside exactly what i've said also speaking of chicago oh this is kind of a sad one though allow me to play a clip that is my favorite scene from home alone okay well you it's a little bit longer but i feel like it's worth it please do it was on this day in nineteen ninety four allow me to introduce myself cuspolinsky horn polka king of the Midwest the kinocia kickers

17:38i know yeah no that's okay i thought you might have recognized anyways um i had a few hits a few years ago uh that's why you know just polka polka polka polka polka polka polka no in twin lakes polka dama Fuji polka aka kiss me polka polka twist these are songs yeah yeah we some fairly big hits for us you know in the early sapendation yeah we sold about six hundred and twenty three copies of that in chicago no shaboykin very big in shaboykin they loved it you know i just absolutely love that scene from home alone i could watch it over and over again uh on this day in nineteen ninety four we lost john candy man that was a sad one he was in the middle of filming wagons east when he passed away and they tried to finish that movie and it just did not work it was was it a heart attack what was it was he had a heart attack i mean he lived a hard life he was a heavy drinker obviously he was overweight and that scene in home alone well and he had another scene in home alone too when they're in the moving truck

18:40he filmed it all in a twenty three hour day and because he was busy with a lot of other projects but because he loved john he was he's like all right i'll come but i can only come there for one day so we got to shoot everything in one day they spent twenty three hours filming all of his scenes he only he only asked for the bare minimum four hundred and fourteen dollars that's i mean what a great guy he just they just don't make them like that anymore what was i hearing that he actually was he either either a hated being famous or there was just a lot of pressure on him which is why he drew like the pressure so he has a great he's like a documentary that's right don't recently the doctor rating is called i like me yes and um it of course it made me cry but because it was just so well done and just you got to learn more about this guy who i idolized as a kid sure and um it that was his big thing it was just like drinking helps me slow down my brain a little bit otherwise i'm thinking of a hundred different things all the time at the same time i know how you feel mr candy uh and then hey on this day in two thousand i don't know

19:41how you do what you do i'm so in love with you it just keeps getting there i think we can all agree it's a pretty good song great song well it's on to stay in two thousand lone stars amazed hit number one you buy my song forever and there i still love lone star don't they they do a front porch looking in that's a good one yeah mr mom is mr mom is another great song they got some good they got some good family jams my uncle used to love lone star they're they're the they're the stuff man they're the stuff and then uh finally i just got one birthday for you today she's actually one of my favorite actresses celebrating a birthday today i made up that whole story didn't you right not even real in the apartment to pull out so for bed you never slept with robber did you rate was all a liar liar although she played a woman a lot of people don't like in everybody loves Raymond she played the raised wife and then of course she played uh Frankie hack in uh the

20:42middle which the middle to me is one of the most underrated sitcoms of all time they didn't like her in a lot of people don't like her in everybody loves Raymond just because she was a little bit abrasive and if and if it sometimes it rings true for guys like certain certain guys yeah that like wow she's a naggy wife so you know what though eight it just shows how great of an actress she is that she played such a great nagging life that people didn't like her in that show the people believed it but i mean she's just one of my absolute favorites i think just an amazing actress Patricia heaten is her name if i didn't say that already do you know how old she is uh let's let's guess 60 oh you're a little bit low my friend she's 68 today she's 68 yeah dude she's probably the age now that Ray Barone's mom was on the show yeah wow she looks incredible she just i just think she's an amazing actress that's crazy and she just every time she does an interview she seems so like not famous like she seems so regular ah she's just great i think yeah

21:43anyway yeah that's the only birthday i got for you today all right it is the golden ring of games Brian Riley today's question sir today's question is 30% of women say are excuse me 30% of adults have done this at least once in their lives 30% of adults have done this at least once in their lives what could it possibly be good morning who's this oh three two oh six five six nine four five three that's the phone number thank you lock it in who's this this is press Chris how are you good how are you guys good Brian how you doing man i'm good dang that's good to hear all right do you have an answer for us Chris yes i have never done it but it's the first thing that came to my my mind poop their pants you know what's funny Chris i have just the sound effect for that i thought you were going to say i thought you were going to say that happened to you recently i'm not saying nothing no no no no sorry sorry no Chris i shared that with you

22:44confidence Brian right Chris unfortunately no that is not the correct answer thank you thank you for the potty humor we appreciate it oh come on no she deserves to be home all right Brian we need a hint my friend all right the question again 30% of adults say they've done this at least once in their lives this happens at night okay and it usually will happen in your home okay and uh it wasn't the movie stepbrothers oh god that doesn't help me at all all right well hey maybe it'll help somebody three two oh six five six nine four five three good morning who's this oh this is Kayla Kayla yeah Kayla we would love to put an end to this mess and have you give us the correct answer is it sleepwalking sleepwalking sleepwalking one hundred percent the correct answer 30% of people have done that percent of us adults have sleptwalked at least once in their lives

23:45oh that's creepy Kayla are you a part of that i am not but my daughter is and she's sick yeah my daughter used to do that too i heard it's like i mean i heard it's like terrifying it is Kayla isn't it the weirdest thing because like they're kind of awake but they're not really awake and oh man it's so creepy right that's and it's even worse when they do it camping when you're in a camper oh man and they say it's like stress related like kids do it because they're like it's like related to stress yeah we have no clue but later today we can she did it where we were in best was less eleven thirty and i heard a noise but i thought it was the neighbors like heartying still yeah and then i listened more and it sounded like a baby or a good trying and i didn't think anything of it and then it kept going and i'm like boy that really sounds like my daughter and i woke my husband up and he jumped out of bed and we're like she's not in her bed oh my gosh oh my god she went outside and she was outside standing besides the camper in the front

24:49oh crying please somehow she got out of bed opened the door locked down to step without falling and without us hearing that is so insanely creepy hold on one second we're going to get all your information from you because you did win the Golden Ring of games as well oh if you're talking I got some big news we're talking about it turn it up. Here's what's trending on the Kelley Jordan show only in 2026 with an a list actor. I don't we still consider him an a list actor, right Jim Carrey? Is he hasn't met anything for a while So does that still what like what how would you redefine him? I Guess cage is an an a list or anymore. No, I guess if you do a bunch of turd movies back-to-back Maybe you're not an a list anymore. I did the sonic movie. That was pretty good Yeah, he was really good in the sonic movies, but only in 2026 when an actor have to address the fact is he a clone or not? I'm probably just being paranoid here, but I get the feeling that the entire town is laughing at me behind my back. Me myself and Irene

25:49Completely underrated movie. Anyway, Jim Carrey says I'm 62 years old. I'm not going this is his official statement I'm 62 years old. I'm not gonna look the same way that I looked 20 years ago he said also I'm not gonna look the way I say the same way I look in movies sometimes the movies I have to lose weight sometimes the movies I have to gain weight my face is not going to look the same He also said I've put on a couple of pounds since the last movie. I filmed so maybe that's why people say I look like a clone He said honestly it hurts a little bit that at 62 years old. I just can't look like myself without being called a clone Well the problem is you you look like you have plastic surgery, right? Like that's the nobody cares I mean some people do care, but I don't know why you would but just say like oh, yeah I had some work done. I was getting a little bit my face was getting kind of saggy Do you think there's like a rule in Hollywood that you're not supposed to say anything? Why would that be? Well, I don't know because nobody ever comes on goes. Yo, yeah Just got my chin done got I got cheek injections. It doesn't dolly pardon coming right out and be like yeah

26:49I've had a lot of plastic surgery. I thought she's with somebody that has never admitted it Well, I mean come on. I mean she had she had kind of like Reba McIntyre It's like come on Reba. It's fine. You look great But that's what I'm saying is like even though they have the obvious work done. Yeah, they still won't go out and be like Oh, yeah, I had that done like it's it's like they're almost ashamed to admit that they're helping themselves Maybe when you get your illuminati membership card. Oh, that's one of the rules on the back of it is no admitting that you've had plastic surgery You think Jim carries a part of the illuminati. Oh god. Yeah, really if not he's tried to expose the illuminati How do you qualify to be a part of the illuminati you don't contact them they contact you Yeah, but what like what's the characteristics gotta be you gotta be rich famous Okay, well, that's two and one more rich and more fame And then they contact you and they wish they they promise you you're your most outrageous wishes will come true really Yeah, I kind of want that. Just gotta sell your soul. You want to sell your soul go ahead. Hey, man Go up. I'm gonna go you go ahead and sell your soul if it'll help this morning show

27:51Dude I'm gonna keep my soul if that's cool. I'm just doing this for the show. You sell yours. That's right. You're welcome I got a lot of life left to live. Yeah, dude. Right. So you mean I'll help you out anyway This is the one time in your life things are starting to shape up your way You won't have to meet the devil for at least 40 years. No, that's fine I probably already headed there anyways. Yeah, so I will get something out of it kick start this whole process while we're there But anyway, so he just says I'm old. Let me get hold And that's fine. That's that's all he said the fact that we care that much about people's I don't think that we do I think we just need something to distract us from the real world or we that bored when it comes to our celebrity gossip Funny thing is that's what Jim Carrey said He said I know people need something to distract them from what's really going on in the world This is part of his statement. He said I know that's why it's become such a hot topic I mean, I guess it's kind of the truth Don't worry about the real world world when you talk about Jim Carrey's cheeks Speaking of kicking things off Cody Johnson kicked off a surprise this week for He has a brand new song called blame Texas. No countdowns. No teaser. No nothing

28:54And is it out or it's out now. It's out now. We got a little bit of a sneak peek for you check this out Well I think I say if you were drawn and find a way to put a fiddle in every song if I take your straight over Elvis blame Texas Okay, your face is saying it all right. I love Cody Johnson too. If I was still living in Texas I would love this living in the Midwest. I'm like, can we please stop with the tech? We got choosing Texas We got probably in Texas by Blake Shelton that we got just called Texas. Oh, yeah, it's called Texas We got blame Texas like okay, we get it you guys love Texas Enough Yeah, you're abusing it now you think yeah, I kind of like this. It's got a little

29:54I will get sick of it though because we keep talking about do you right? We're choosing Texas. We're blaming Texas Right, there's a lot of Texas on the radio right now I live in in Texas and as much as I love the great state of Texas. That's just a lot Now Cody Johnson did have this to say about releasing the song He said we had so much fun cut in this one in the studio. I couldn't keep it to myself had to let y'all have it The best part is when Cody chooses George straight over Elvis in the song because you know George straight from Hopefully this is a preview to more music to come Cody has already confirmed a new album on the way and he'll have collabs with the brothers Osborne and Luke Holmes on that album Which right that would be It's gonna be and I probably will listen in this song in my own time. Yeah, but will it be a radio hit? I don't know diamonds in my pocket is still just best number one best Cody John's dumb question about it still number one Oh, sorry The way you sounded I thought we were done. No, that's all right cut it. I press that button again. Oh you do it again. Yeah, there we go Stand clear

30:55It's time to throw it in reverse This is a tough game to play right here because you need special equipment to do it And that's why not everyone does it Brian Riley right we pick some words that have to do with spring You say these words right then we play them backwards We try and say them as they sound backwards then play that backwards and see if it sounds like it sounded forward confused yet It is confusing maybe we should just jump right if we just play it. Yeah, you'll get in reverse and then people seem to like this game So game uh who wants to go first me or you I can go first. All right. I'll throw it out there. All right Oh, yeah turn this all right whenever you're ready spring words right these are all words that have to do with spring my favorite part about spring baseball Okay, so baseball All right, let's hear what that would sound like in reverse. Let's take because I have to do this live. I can't do this Here it is baseball backwards Oh, that's a trouble. I got baseball Are you ready? No, I'll play well. See it

31:57baseball See it. Oh, no, no, wait. No, why am I trying to? I don't know. Okay. Are you ready to record? Yeah, here we go Lobsy All right, let's see who that was close. That was close. I don't see think you might have nailed it on that one So here's what it sounds like forwards See it now. Let's throw it in reverse me Wow, that was impressive. That was damn impressive. I was actually shocked. He's small Wow Yeah, he's small baseball What are you doing today going to a me me small It's like somebody drunk at the bar trying to say what'd you do today May not all All right, wow dude. I don't even know if I'm gonna be able to live up to man. All right, here's my first word that has to do with spring with throwing reverse Flowers I think that one's gonna be pretty easy. Oh much easier than baseball. Here it is in four words

33:02Flowers Throw it in reverse Zero wow. Oh I think I think I can do it though. Hold on. Let me hear it again Zero wow. Oh dude. I got this one. No way you do Sir Walf It's only funny because of the way we like when we do it our bodies go into like this weird convulsion I know it's bizarre. We do these like weird motions that you would never do in a normal life. All right Here it is four words. Sir Walf Throw it in reverse. Flowers Throw it in reverse, man Flowers Too much talent who gets the point done. That's a split decision. I think we each get a point, right? I think we each get a point for that. There's got to be yeah. All right. So one of one one Z's All right, are you ready for your next one next word Cleaning That's gonna be a hard one. This one's gonna stay the I and G's are always tough. All right. Here we go

34:04So here it is four words cleaning throw it in reverse and in you No, what do you want that? What did I say? Ha you said this There's no way you're getting that cleaning. There's no way you're getting this and in you There's no way Okay, but luckily that first one was so good. Yeah, okay. Here we go. All right. Here we go. Whoops. Hold on Good man. Yeah, man. No, that's not right. I don't know. I'm trying to remember what I said This is just gonna sound like this is actually gonna sound like I was drunk at a bar. All right. So here it is in four words Good man. Yeah There is no way I'll put I'll give you a thousand dollars that I do not have it comes out just cleaning Here we go clean There's about 16 extra syllables on there. There's a couple hot twos in there as well Here we go

35:07So hard it's so hard. Oh god dang it. All right. I thought I had it. I really did I thought I had it at the cusp. All right. Let's see. Here's my next one has to do a spring. Okay. Oh, whoops Allergies Oh, that one's gonna be it even just saying it forward. I can tell all right. So here it is four words allergies Throw it in reverse. See your lap Oh, whoops. Not a chance. All right. See your lap All right, I got it all that one more time. See your lap Okay See your lap Come on See your lack see your lack here we go My allergies. Oh, dude. Here it is forward. See your lap My allergies. Oh, I got that one. I got you dead the rights on that one See your lack is allergies backwards. Yeah, you know it. I would have never get allergies

36:10Allergies I'm just talking a little slower right now. Laurie's saying cleaning sounded a little flammie Yeah, I'll give you that one. Is that what is this cleaning? See your lap. Oh, no This one's cleaning. This one is right here. Okay. This is cleaning At least there was an I think I heard an L in there at some point. That's good. All right. So I got two you got one Dang it. I got to get this one a time this spring related words throw it in reverse. Go ahead Brian Riley Sunshine That's can't that one can't be hard. I don't think so, but you never know with throw it in reverse All right, here it is forward. Well, oh god. Here we go forward. Sunshine throw it in reverse I'm the Ashin us. What the heck dude? There's a lot of extra syllables in there, dude I'm the Ashin us Okay, I'm the Ashin us. Okay. All right. You ready? You need it one more time. Yeah, one more time one more time And the Ashin us

37:11Okay, okay Any Hashin us Is why is it how come it's always very aggressive at the end when we don't reverse Here we go. Here's what it sounds like forwards. Any Hashin us Any Hashin us Here we are Sunshine That's not bad though. It's close Sunshine It's like we're learning to talk for the first time. Oh, here's a Sunshine What's it supposed to be? Is it supposed to be nice outside? Can we get some weather, Brian? Sunshine Thank you for the update appreciated All right, I got my last one spring related word. Okay mating Big hardest spring mating. Yeah, you know animals beginning and all There's grass there's flowers mating. Okay, dude. Yeah, it's got it on my mind. All right

38:15Here it is forwards mating Throat in reverse and idiom Whoa, that didn't sound anything like I thought I would sound in reverse and idiom idiom That don't sound right And idiom I got it you ready? idiom I think that's it. Man, I think all your words are so much easier backwards. No, no, no You could have chose different one. I could have you nailed baseball, which should have been the hardest one. I hear a idiom Mining. Oh, that's close. No, that's not close enough. Are you crazy close? Mining Come on. You're not gonna give that one to me to it again. Should I like Mining fine That's that sounds better than your sunshine. What do you mean? Your sunshine? I find sounds good sunshine I was just I was making sure you knew what the word was. Oh, yeah, that's good

39:15Next time we're out at someone just texted it and this should be a bar game next time we're out We don't have this technology. This isn't mobile technology I have a lot of Jeff has texted this at Mary also saying if you're listening if you're a person listening to this And not trying this at the same time You're not doing the right Jeff said the same thing. He says while it's funny while you guys are doing this I'm saying them out loud backwards as well kids are looking at me like I'm foreign I wonder if we could play this with people on the phone. I don't know if that would even work. I that would be tough It would be so tough to do that would be fun though. That would be a lot of fun. Oh my goodness Dude, I look you know, I don't have a big ego, but I'm gonna give myself this one Yeah, I feel like I got three out of three. I gave myself one and a half points. I gave myself half for sunshine time It's aggressive about the whole thing I gotta say though. I feel like we both did pretty dang good better at this thing We definitely backed it up. Yeah, dropped it like it's hot. We're getting so good at these useless games. It's great Do you remember your first kiss and if so what do you remember about it? We got people sitting on hold already

40:20What about you? My first kiss was when I was like two and a half three years old. Oh, why? Start them early Hey, it was better than the other ones that were later on in life. That count. Okay. It was better than no Yeah, it was a neighbor kid that we always had to run to each other. I guess we Like knew that other one was outside. We'd run outside to go play with them Like whether we were butt naked or in our diapers or whatever and just Go walk up and down through the court Do you still know this kid? Nope I remember his name, but I don't remember his last name or even know where he's at now Better to have loved and lost than to never have loved it all Amen to that Thank you so much for the phone call this morning. All right. Well, here's why I'm asking that three two oh six five six nine four five three I have learned that my daughter actually does have a boyfriend now that she see No, no, no, no, don't be celebrating. Don't be so hot. Hold on. I gotta put this collar on hold. Don't be celebrating man

41:22Why not dude as a dad. I don't want this some milestone. I don't want this I mean she's 16 years old. She's about to be 17 I knew it was gonna happen at some point. Yeah, I just I'm not ready for to me She's still the little you know one-year-old girl who would sit on my lap, you know like it's you still see her differently Right, I'll never ever see her as a grown person and any other parent out there listening probably knows that But I was like oh my god that means that she's gonna have her first kiss pretty soon And that's just well don't don't be creepy about it I'm just saying like when you are young and you're dating for the first time the the first kiss can be a magical thing Yeah, and as much and as much as you don't want to you know admit it It is it is important it has done in your life It's it is but I would it made me think back knowing that my daughter at some point soon If it hasn't happened already because they won't her and her mom won't share any information with me They keep this all under wraps between the two of them, but the first kiss is maybe even happened already Which break it's absolutely breaks my heart sweet baby angel. Yes. That's my girl. Pressly. You know

42:24I'm saying princess P. Now if you were to Hypothetically Walk it like you see something happen. Are you gonna be that dad? God, I hope I don't see anything like I'm not saying like they're walking up to the you know You're the I don't know what I would do holding hands are you like hey knock that off? I'd probably just like Turn on the porch light or something so I knew that somebody was watching That's just standing by the window just looking out like come on get inside, but it's just oh man It's heartbreaking to see that that's about to happen So that's why I was asking because my first kiss I remember I was a late bloomer to do I think I was almost 18 when I had my first kiss Okay, and I remember being super nervous and we were kind of in the middle of talking and I just went in for it You just wait for it. Just went I went whole hog on it and ended up kissing her teeth Oh, I guess she was like talking and I just came in full blast. It was like oh man She's still talking just and I'm kissing teeth right now on the chompers She knows all She probably having a conversation like with Kelly. Why don't you do it as you're just non-offered like I could have legally

43:28Have gotten married the next year and I was just getting my first kiss then at 18 years old That ain't what to eat the road. That's a right could be worse But that's what I remember is kissing her teeth. Do you remember anything about the first the first kiss you ever had? It was magical. Was it no it wasn't first grade. Oh, those don't count. Oh, doesn't it count because I'm talking about when it You meant something that meant something. She was she was my first girlfriend. Oh lord. She was the love of my life at the time Okay, I want some real stories about first kisses not that kindergarten kiss. What she's a felon now. Does that count for anything pretty cool Now if you kiss her that'd be awesome that would be insane if that weren't happened I have to go to jail and figure all that stuff out 3 2 0 6 5 6 9 4 5 3 we got some text rolling in we got some callers on the line too holding on hold Emily saying not my first kiss, but my first kiss with then boyfriend He went in so aggressively. He hit my face. He hit his face on mine so hard. He gave himself a bloody Oh He's just holding on. I was like oh, that's good when I come back. We're gonna make out so hard. Yeah, not as hard

44:33But just you know, I got to coderize this real quick A 2 1 8 number texting in saying our grandma walked in Call us out and I completely ruined the moment. Oh, yeah, they'll do it grandma grandma out here Just ruin it for everybody. Yeah, uh, let's see. We got some people You got a good one number. This isn't a first kiss, but they said 3 2 0 number texting in says if Kelly saw his daughter kissing a boy He would walk in and just say rock in roll This one in 2 1 8 me and my ex girlfriend were in the back of my pickup watching the sunset. Oh And I was trying to make my move all night She kept denying me So eventually it got to the point where I looked her in her eyes, and I said can I kiss you? Oh, that's romantic She said yes, then we had our first kiss then afterward After our first little peck I asked her can I have another please and looking back on it one of the most embarrassing moments of my life Can I have another kiss please? You got it done. Also Amanda saying our grandma. Oh, oh what oh, okay Yeah, no, I did start out with our grandma

45:33Locked it may maybe it wasn't maybe supposed to be my grandma Okay, I even noticed that till after now. Yeah, we're in Arkansas. Where are you? All right, we got some people sitting on hold. Let's get to them. Uh, good morning. What's up? I was probably like 13 and I was hanging out with this guy and he wasn't quite my boyfriend But he was like one of my first crushes And he was a little older than me. He was like 14 or 15 at the time. Okay And I go to kiss him and I fall on make out with him and then he's like what are you doing and I was making out with his nose Yeah, you got to quieter the target first. Yeah, nothing like a tongueful a nostril. Oh boy. That's a tough one to bounce back from There was some embarrassing. Yeah, that's that thank you for the call. That's definitely That's a bad one because I like I told you I was kissing the girl's teeth the first kiss I ever had a plaque right off for and I don't even know why like maybe she was smiling when I went in for the kiss But how long were you how long do you realize you were making out with just your teeth? She had to like wedge her lips back down as

46:34Is that making you sense? You were in there. She had to compress her lips between mine and her teeth in order to get it going again You have an awkward first kiss. Whoops. Uh, you got awkward first kiss So I had my first kiss and everything was going okay and tell you decide to bite my lip. Oh see I've never understood that. Oh, it's you know, I don't that it just plain downright hurts He bit my lips so hard that he busted my lip open. Oh, and I had to go to the hospital and get stitches because it busted down in the inside. Oh my That was my first kiss. That's horrible. Thanks for the call. Uh, nothing. I get in stitches You know, you know, if he's willing to bleed for you if you're doing a kangaroo sore That's true love though if you're willing to bleed for the other person We're talking about your first kiss 3 2 0 6 5 6 9 4 5 3 because I'm sure my daughter has hers coming pretty soon Because she officially has a boyfriend. I learned yeah, that's a tough one for a dad That's a bitter pill for a dad to swallow that's over. Uh, I know we got some texts coming in Brian Okay, so this is from Mandy saying a first kiss that would have that would have counted

47:38I was 13 a guy kissed me and he sucks so hard to give me a hickey on my mouth Oh Oh, that one that one had to hurt Hannah saying my first kiss was when we were hanging out with a group of neighbor kids at the lake and we were playing a kissing game I got kissed told to kiss my crush. We did it under the under the water So both of us were trying to hold our nose plug each other while we were trying to kiss. Oh, that's hot That one is that's hot stuff great and the 3 2 0 number saying cross country bus seventh grade was dared to kiss my crush No idea what I'm doing. Oh mouth. Oh open wide. I vividly remember the sound and feeling of teeth hitting each other That was embarrassing. Oh my gosh. That is so funny and this one might might might be my favorite Katie saying First kiss hiding under a table at my catholic school in second grade Then someone called my work with the same name. I asked if it was him. It wasn't all day I'll just try to rekindle some love. That's all was 3 2 0 6 5 6 9 4 5 3. What's up? All right my first kiss was almost

48:39Picture ask. Okay. Guess we had you know, we had a date Um Mike drops me off at my house He's walking me to the door and I'm like getting nervous I'm like, oh my god. Who's gonna be my first kiss? And right as he leans into kiss me my dad opens the door and scares the hell out of him and I literally died inside and I was like it was it was like that you know those moments were like life slows down. Yeah that happened and He ran away And here's the thing Our parents are our friends. They were friends and are still friends And I he lives like down the street for me and I have never seen him since then. So like Yeah Literally like Run away. Yeah, it move out your dad strike the fear of God in that man or what? I I think so I absolutely think I don't I don't even know

49:42Like what happened in him, but he just like I've never seen him since did you ever try and like so? I'm guessing every kiss you had after that Was not on your front porch Not traumatizing traumatizing every time there was like this moment before where I was like oh my god Is my dad gonna pop out of nowhere? Oh gosh. Yeah. What did you what did you say to this man that made him so scared? He was like hey Just startled the man. I don't I don't know if I would have the courage to do that I don't know if I'd have the courage to do that to my daughter because I would be more in bed I think I would be more embarrassed than her. I don't I don't think you have the courage just because I don't think you're that type of guy I'm not you don't have the intimidating presence in for you. Well, that's fine. That's fine. That's what it hurts But unfortunately truth hurts But I wish I could I wish I was intimidating like that What did all your relationships go okay after that? Did you get married? You know Yeah, I'm married with two kids, but let me tell you one thing I have a daughter and when she goes on her first date

50:45I have told my husband you were not To do anything like not supposed to you're not you just let her have her kiss. Okay. Don't jump out Don't scare her. We're not creating generational trauma here Now I've heard though that that daughters like it when their dad is a little bit protective of them I mean, I think I did until that moment. Oh, I was like oh my god. No one there is that he crossed the boundary there. You did Whoops. All right. That song just ends like that We are playing Kelly blows for win stock tickets. Who's gonna be at win stock this year? Uh Luke Bryan Dirks Bentley Mitchell-Tempani Carly Pears gonna be out there so many other artists. Oh man. It's gonna be such a good show I cannot wait. I do summer is gonna be here. There's so there's so many songs this year that remind me of win stock last year Then I'm just like oh my gosh. I cannot wait for that to happen last time I went to Dirks Bentley last time He was at win stock. I don't remember the show so this year of this time. I'm gonna try to remember Dirks Bentley That's good. That's good. You should play on so three two oh six five

51:45six nine four five three. It's time to play Kelly blows for win stock tickets Who's this? This is Jeff. All right Jeff. Have you ever heard Kelly blows before? I have all right America's favorite game. Are you ready? I am ready. This song is by a win stock artist You just have to tell me the song what song it is, okay? Okay, and you only get a couple seconds. Yeah, here we go. Right Oh Are you gonna be okay? I actually inhaled through the That's never been clean because that thing is rusty on the other side. There's some there's some particles in that. Do you know what song that is? Oh, I can't Come on we need an answer. I don't know That's all right brother. That's all right I was praying I was praying for you, but it didn't happen. All right. Thanks man. Thank you

52:50Good morning. Who's this? My name is Brianna Brianna good morning. Good morning Brianna Are you ready for me to blow and you to tell me what artist is wait a second Do you know what you mean? Please do please do I'm gonna play you I'm gonna play you a win stock artist right now on the kazoo and you tell me what song it is Okay, he's getting it I will try We're sorry. We're so sorry You know what that is I'm gonna go with possibly country girl by loop Brian I have no idea that's what you think I'm blowing

53:52I have no idea That's your final guess you got to make that your final guess Okay final Oh Nicely done you are headed to win stock 2026 Oh my god hold on one second. We're gonna get all your information from you and we're sorry Yeah, really that I We're not that kind of show Like if you were not it was accidental it was 100% I'm so embarrassed Now everyone's texting come on got be nice If you're talking about it. I got some big news. We're talking about it. Turn it up Here's what's trending on the Kelly Jordan show is country music changing this fast There used to be songs about beer and whiskey and those types of things well about Texas Brantley Gilbert has his own alcohol while he's on his own beer coming out

54:54It's a non-alcoholic beer that Brantley Gilbert is putting out because he famously does not drink He just became an investor and equity partner in real American beer. Yeah, now that might ring a bell to you Because that's Hulk Hogan's brand of beer and brantley's first move was helping launch a brand new product called Rab zero real American beer zero. No alcohol in it. Okay. I got to be honest with you like During the week if I'm feeling like having a beer because I don't allow myself to have drinks during the week Yeah, like a non alcoholic beer sometime is like a it's just like okay I got that feeling like I had a beer But do you keep some at home for that reason? Well my wife does because my wife will have non-alcoholic Sure, she drinks a lot and so it is I don't know I don't hate it Like I don't mind having some on hand. I think a lot of people that do drink it as in like a replacement or whatever They they feel the same way right and then you like and then I don't feel like crap the next day or you know Whatever he has a personal reason for getting involved He's been sober for 14 years now and he wanted a non-alcoholic option

55:54So here's what he said he said this is for people who want to show up be a part of the moment and enjoy the same experiences with friends and family while staying true to their lifestyle Sure, I got mad respect for that the launch also includes a partnership with the United Services organization The company is going to donate one dollar for every case sold to active duty service members and their family So shout out to brantley Gilbert man. That's awesome He's getting involved in that and giving people a non-alcoholic option and there are some like really good non-alcoholic beers out there now Right and honestly, it's becoming a more popular thing with all these like Willie Nelson just dropped a new It's like a THC. Yeah, it's like a so they call it a social tonic which is it's like a bottle of booze But it's filled with all of Willie Nelson's favorite things and I think he's even got some celters out there It he does a watermelon strawberry a black cherry lime and a passion orange guava I'll tell you this I have I was talking to my daughter the other day because I'm thinking of my next business venture, right Maybe I should get a first one. Yeah, that would be smart But I was telling her like how down the downtown area needs some help right sure

56:54And I was like man if I could just get a cheap storefront dirty sodas are where college kids are at right now Dirty sodas and just like custom dirty sodas. What's a dirty soda? It's just like it's like a soda with different ingredients in it It's almost like a cocktail. There's no booze in it. It's a mock like a mocktail not even a mocktail It's just more of a it's like a soda with like they'll put like half and half in it and then like something This is a bad example very bad example a coat like a Pepsi or something like that with half and half but college kids Just aren't drinking like they used to no, but they love to go out and get a dirty soda. I'm like could I be on the cutting edge Bob latent if you're listening Let's go in on this together, man. You you bankroll it. I'll be the I'll be the face of the operation Yeah, he's there's no chance he's bankrolling that now that he knows the operation I've never even heard of dirty soda. Yeah, they're getting they're getting more and more popular But here's what's going to happen much like breweries and things like that they'll flare up And then they'll start to have to die down a little bit because the popular the popularity will die down But okay, my kids love them my daughter loves them. Where do you get a dirty soda? You gotta you gotta just gotta know

57:57You gotta be in the know of the dirty soda world Well, there's one of my family goes to that's called min soda And they like that one, but I saw and it's just a bunch of different concoctions of right right The cream tie a Pepsi is not a good example. No, you really you really had me hook line and sinker with that But there are better ones out there. All right, that sounds I mean hey if our if Bob wants to get in and bankroll you Kelly dude I'll go work it I'll be down there slang injury and know what you do is you just turn it into like a normal club You got a DJ you got day, but are you just doing this is there's no for you to DJ in the day, so man There's no booze there. Hey, why one of these half and half pops and crepes? I mean, I might be drinking But it's gonna be having a dirty so this is a real dirty soda. Yeah, now Luke Holmes has a new album coming out here This month actually and I'm beyond excited about that He was in a recent interview and people ask him what's like the one moment you wish you could redo in your career Okay, and shockingly enough it has nothing to do with his career But it was a moment back in 2023. He was touring in Australia

58:58And he missed the birth of his son bow. Oh dang. That's gotta be tough The tour I had already been booked and sold out before Luke and his wife even knew she was expecting So like there was no way to really cancel it and especially because you're in Australia You can't really be like yeah, I'm not gonna do these two. I'll come back at another day for one show Because it got to cost him way more money to do it He said my whole identity is that no matter what I'm gonna prioritize my wife my children over my job But then once he realized he couldn't keep his promise He was just beyond devastate. I would have met. I heard that M&M is really good at that Like he won't take he won't go on tour He won't do anything he works nine to five so he can be there with his family Yeah, that's actually his funny story with like acon went in there to record something with them Yeah, and he's like I don't do these 18 hour sessions in the studio I do nine hours and that's it. Yeah, he's like I'll finish this tomorrow He's like do we're almost he's like no tomorrow. Yeah is when he gets to love that Now Luke says that he dreads the moment when his son asks why he wasn't there for his brother's birth But not why he was there for his brother's birth, but not his

59:58But Luke says that the experience helped him set clear boundaries when he became the family and touring and whatnot If I had a dad who was rich and famous like that I keep my mouth what we call shut If if my kid were to say that to lose if I was Luke comes I see it see everything we have around us like these platinum records hanging on the wall Do you like this house that's bigger than the city of uh wherever we lose? How's that Mercedes? I got you for your 16th birthday. Yeah, most kids get a used Honda Accord. You got yourself a brand new car That's why I wasn't there for your birth. Yeah, just smiling and joy driving that bad boy It's time to focus on the good news with happy hour. It makes me happy This is all thanks to our friends over an audio video extremes are the ones who bring you happy hour today in pearl Marshall She was adopted back in Cleveland back in 1972 and she had one heck of a life She grew up became a girl scout later a music teacher married her husband Jack But there was always something about her life that was kind of unclear And that was like the story of her beginning. She didn't really know where she came from Well that change when Ohio opened up previously sealed adoption records

1:01:01Pearl requested her original birth certificate, but instead of answers She kind of just got a fun a founding report now what that means is they didn't have any information on who her biological mother was She was a Jane Doe essentially. Oh back in back in 1972 And that's because two women 53 years earlier found her abandoned in a parking Or in a grocery cart in a parking lot. Oh The birth certificate of her birthplace said Westgate shopping center So this poor pearl Marshall was just like well, what the hell yeah now. I know less about I didn't think I was you know Born in a parking center or in a shopping center right So anyway, Pearl's adopted mother had a kind of quiet suspicion that maybe That she had been abandoned by her mother her daughter might be the baby from a newspaper article She kind of had a hunch that there was a newspaper article written about an abandoned baby And she thought is that who I adopted but I'm guessing that records were so

1:02:01Limited yeah, maybe limited that there was no way for her to find out anything Probably wasn't close to being as in-depth as it is because don't well Also don't they try and keep the records of the birth mother and father kind of separate so that They can't be tracked down or whatever if they don't want to be found possibly I think so I think it depends on where you go Well, so Pearl searched online and she found a brief newspaper headline that said abandoned baby found at plaza Determined to learn more she reached out to police The inquire that she had was eventually forwarded to Chris Garet the historical researcher for Fairview Park He was immediately just enthralled my story and he said I don't golf. I don't travel This is what I do for fun. I look at records and try and connect the dots That are missing an interesting hobby look man to each their own So no police report was survived But he uncovered additional news articles describing the baby dressed in yellow wrapped in a blue bank blanket Found late august 20th 1972 the next mission was to find the two young women who had discovered the baby that night

1:03:06After combing through property school and probate records They finally tracked down a phone number connected to one of the woman's families They said they called it and they found out that yes This woman did find the baby abandoned in a parking lot back in 1972 Wow the two women who found the baby were Rita Marshall and Darlene Gilligan They were leaving a movie at Westgate shopping center when they noticed a shopping cart have been pushed against their cart Inside was a paper bag Inside that paper bag was Pearl the baby that's so crazy So they didn't know what to do they contacted police at the time and said hey, we found the baby Well, so they got the able they were able to connect these two ladies and 53 years later Pearl and these two women that found her abandoned in a shopping cart outside of their car were able to reunite Wow, they pearl said I don't know how I could ever thank these women for saving my life Had they not seen me or not paid attention? I would have died in that parking lot She said and the two women said we'll never forget that day and we'll never forget pearl the fact that we get to meet her

1:04:1253 years later is one of the most exciting moments of our lives. That's unbelievable dude That's crazy, right dude. That's insane 53 years later. She gets to meet the women that saved her life Wow, and there's still no details on who her birth mother was that's that parts I mean of course sad, but sad but all the other stuff But even Pearl such as that I let a great life. I had great adoptive parents I had a great childhood and a great adulthood But I did want to find this one missing piece and I feel like I found it. That's awesome cool for her man Yeah, I love her son. That's why we do these stories Brian Riley got to and audio video extremes loves them We love them too, and that's why we do them every single day. There you go. That was today's happy Sometimes Kelly finds things interesting that no one else does we mean absolutely no one It's time for maybe it's just me. This is one that my wife gets on me about in our house About eating what I eat for breakfast cake because on Sundays I'll usually have a slice of cold pizza for breakfast from the night before That sounds good though. It does right? Cold pizza rules. Well nutritionists say that if you have the option

1:05:15You should actually choose the slice of pizza over a bowl of cereal Really? Yes, because cereal is so harmful to our bodies because it's nothing but refined carbs and added sugar You know unless you're eating like I don't know what's shredded wheat or something like that big mini weeds got or Do you think cornflakes would be like that stuff with the life of sugar probably not as bad as like a fruit loop But I mean is that even enjoyable? Yeah, it's kind of like eating rice crispies without sugar on top right cornflakes rice crispies If you're not sprinkling a ton of sugar on top. That's a point of eating them. It's gross So anyway, they're saying that pizza actually has some of the things that you need and like you know proteins Yeah, Dairy I guess you eat your dairy out of your milk though in the cereal Yeah, but they say that it keeps you fuller longer. So you don't have the you don't have the ink You don't have the um the desire to eat so so much as good god Kelly dude you are you are on one today with this Humbling to speak it. Maybe you're just still thrown off from earlier today He just don't get his hungry as quickly is what I'm trying to say I know some people that don't eat breakfast They will they eat breakfast, but their breakfast is leftovers

1:06:18Yeah, all the time. I that's like every day of the week not just weekends being lazy I love cooking up a good breakfast especially for my son like my son loves like a good egg ham cheese sandwich You know on sourdough sure I love doing that But if there's something like I don't mac and cheese left over from the night before that's my breakfast Dude I I will I've said this to a few people. I'm not a breakfast guy like I eat breakfast here because otherwise I just don't eat ever. Yeah, so like I'll eat in the morning just to kind of get my day going But when it's when I'm at home. I tried making a breakfast recently. Yeah, made it all didn't really care for it went out to breakfast Recently. Yeah, yeah, I love going out to breakfast. Yeah, I've flown my favorite things to do I'd much rather just go to like an early lunch Yeah, I think go to a breakfast because yeah every time you and I go out after the show. Yeah Hey, you don't really ever eat never I'm just sitting there by myself. Yeah, you're you're chowing up It's just gambling you're gambling. I'm eating. Yeah, because I prefer to gamble than eat breakfast like if it was lunch Fire me up like give me a bowl of wings or something. Yeah. Yeah, man. That sounds good. We're on club sandwich

1:07:18I'm so hungry right now club sandwich. There's some chips Anyway, if you got the option of a sugary cereal or a slice of pizza from the night before go with the slice of pizza It's better for you. Well pizza is also healthy for you It's got everything. It's got every if you get a garbage pizza's got every food group in it You got your vegetables on that your vegetables. It's got your fruit. It's got your dairy. It's got your carbs. Yeah Well, carbs aren't good for you. Yeah, but it's on the list It's on the triangle the food pyramid. You're still following the food pyramid But that's been debunked for about three decades that that's good for you look I'm a I'm a finely tuned athlete. I've been following the pyramids since the last time you played a sport Yesterday, what'd you play? I hit batting practice yesterday. Does that come anything? Yeah That's right. Yeah, athlete swing in the sticks. Hey, man Hey, Michael Jordan might have a great jump shop. He's still had a practice Right. No, I didn't know that you went to the batting cages yesterday good for you Yeah, you know, you got to he got to keep this physical. Yes, you do Just in tip-top shape. It is now you're walking that razor's edge my friend Anyway, now you know eat pizza not cereal. I'm in on that. Hey, yeah, you have to tell me twice count me

1:08:23Oh, you know what I love. I'm listening is when I get a pot hole pizza from quick trip. I'm listening You know how cheesy those things are. Yeah, and then if you get like the meat sweats one and just eat that one called meat sweats If you eat that cold the next day my mouth is watering just thinking about it I've always said there's a there's a pizza place in the cities that we grew up eating Savoys. You should come over the place Yeah, but Savoys pizza square-cut next morning cold dude, there is there is legitimately no better cold pizza dang it I want some pizza right now me too. Should we go so hungry? I don't got time. Okay, sorry. All right Maybe you found this one interesting maybe you're like I know it either way I found it interesting and I'm gonna have another one for you tomorrow. I'm sorry dude I'm falling apart because I'm so hungry. You are you are becoming in shambles. I'll have another one for you tomorrow You might not like that one either and I don't care. Whoa as I found it interesting and fine. Maybe it's just me This is the Kelly Jordan show

1:09:23It's a country kind of morning All right, that's it Brian Riley. You feel better? No But we've done all we can do we've done all we can do my foot at this far Great news halfway through the work week, man. I'm telling you Uh, we'll be back Thursday morning and we're gonna try this again. How's that sound? See you then