🧙‍♂️🐹 Guinea Pig Talks, Wizard Walks 🐹🧙‍♂️

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One day, a little boy named Scarler was sitting in his front yard.

Now, he had been watching the clouds as they floated over the top of his head.

It was very fun to watch the clouds.

They were always making very interesting shapes.

But as he was laying, watching and listening, he heard a voice off in the distance.

Oh, your bum-free, bum-free, bum-free, bum-free.

What was that?

Oh, turn this way.

Okay, here we go.

Mmm, bum-free, bum-free, bum-free.

He wondered where the noise was coming from.

Until, over the top of his fence, he could see a wizard's hat that was bouncing along.

He raised over to the fence to see what was going on.

And as he looked over, on the other side of the fence was a wizard carrying a guinea pig.

Um, hello, said Scarler.

Oh, bum-free, said bum-free.

Um, who are you?

I am bum-free, said bum-free.

Bump-free, bum-free, bum-free.

And why are you carrying a guinea pig?

Well, here's the one that is telling me what I need to do.

What?

Said Scarler.

Guinea pigs can't talk.

Bump-free lifted the guinea pig up to his ears.

And then he turned to Scarler.

He says, yes, he can, bum-free talk.

And he is in control of bum-free.

Because bum-free doesn't know what to do today.

And so the guinea pig is in control.

And he said you should not say such things about guinea pigs.

Um, sorry, said Scarler.

Bump-free lifted the guinea pig up to his ear once more.

He says that's okay.

Nobody knew that he could talk until today.

And that is why I am on this adventure.

What adventure said Scarler?

I don't know.

I'm following the guinea pig.

Said bum-free, bum-free, bum-free, bum-free.

Um, that sounds kind of interesting.

Bump-free lifted the guinea pig up to his ear once more.

He says that your name is Scarler.

And you who should come along as well?

What?

How did the guinea pig know my name?

Oh, he is the guinea pig.

And I am the bum-free.

Bump-free, bum-free, bum-free.

Scarler was very confused.

Um, well, maybe I'd like to come for an adventure.

As they were talking, the guinea pig in Bump-free's hand

completely disappeared.

I am bum-free.

Then all of a sudden they heard a voice from inside.

Hey, Scarler, there's a guinea pig in here

that says you need to go on an adventure.

What?

Said Scarler.

What do you-

Oh, yes, he said.

Okay, well, make sure that you stay safe

and have lots of fun, call out his mum.

Okay, called Scarler.

Then back in Bump-free's hand appeared the guinea pig.

Oh, oh, don't get a big guy, I'm bum-free.

Bump-free lifted the guinea pig up to his ear once more.

Hmm, yes, good idea.

Bump-free, bum-free, bum-free.

What did he say, said Scarler?

He said, let's go, bum-free, bum-free, bum-free.

With that, Bump-free started walking off down the road,

bouncing as he walked.

Scarler didn't really know what to do, but he decided to follow.

You were not Bump-free bouncing enough, said Bump-free.

What do you mean, Bump-free bouncing, said Scarler?

As you walk, you need to bounce and say,

Bump-free, bum-free, bum-free, bum-free.

I am Bump-free.

But I'm not Bump-free, said Scarler.

Oh.

Hmm.

Bump-free thought for a second.

Then, he held the guinea pig up to his ear.

Well, the guinea pig thinks that you can say it anyway

and it will be fine.

Bump-free, bum-free, bum-free.

Uh, okay, said Scarler.

So, Scarler, the guinea pig and Bump-free

started walking down the street.

Bump-free and Scarler, bouncing and singing as they went.

Bump-free, bum-free.

I am Bump-free.

Uh, Bump-free, bum-free.

I am Bump-free.

Oh.

You're not Bump-free.

I am Bump-free.

I know.

We talked about that, said Scarler.

I am Bump-free!

Said Bump-free.

As they walked, Bump-free would lift the guinea pig

up to his ear at different stages,

seeming to listen to something that it had to say.

And then, they might change direction,

or turn sideways, or sometimes they even walk straight

to the middle of people's houses.

I am Bump-free.

Hello, Bump-free.

Bump-free, Bump-free.

The people inside were very confused.

Sorry, said Scarler.

We're just following the guinea pig, he said.

The people were extremely confused.

But it was okay, because Bump-free and Scarler

and the guinea pig would then walk out the back door

and continue onwards.

Bump-free, Bump-free.

I am Bump-free.

Stop!

Said Bump-free.

Scarler quickly stopped right behind Bump-free.

Then, Bump-free held the guinea pig up to his ear.

Yes, Bump-free, Bump-free.

Good idea.

Guinea pig, Bump-free, Bump-free.

What did he say, said Scarler.

He said, we should do some Bump-free magic.

Hooray!

Bump-free pulled a wand out of his robe.

Then, he threw it straight to Scarler.

Off you go, Bump-free magic.

Bump-free, Bump-free.

I don't know how to do Bump-free magic, said Scarler.

That's easy, because I don't know either.

I just wave the wand and yell things and things happen.

Hooray!

Okay, said Scarler.

He held up the wand and he waved it.

Bump-free, he said.

Bump-free.

A tree right next to them exploded.

Into tiny little pieces that then started to sparkle through the air.

Oops, said Scarler.

Hooray!

I am Bump-free.

Bump-free lifted the guinea pig up to his ear.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Yes.

Hmm.

What did he say?

Am I in trouble?

No, said Bump-free.

He said, well done.

Perfect, hooray!

Bump-free, Bump-free, Bump-free.

But what about the tree, said Scarler.

Don't worry, Bump-free magic fixes itself in no time at all.

Well, sometime at all.

But a little bit.

Not too much time.

Only too much time sometimes.

What?

Said Scarler.

Never mind, on we go, Bump-free!

Said Bump-free.

And he started to walk on small.

This time, he popped the guinea pig on the edge of his hat.

The guinea pig was running circles around his wizards hat as Bump-free continued to walk.

I am Bump-free, Bump-free, Bump-free, Bump-free, Bump-free, Bump-free!

Said Bump-free.

So, Scarler continued to walk, following Bump-free in the Bump-free manner, singing the Bump-free

song, very confused, why he was actually choosing to follow a guinea pig.

But it seemed to be fun, so on they went.

As they went through a few more houses, passed a few more, very confused people, and continued

on their confusing way, Bump-free again stopped very, very suddenly.

This time, they were in the middle of someone's house.

The people were looking at him, very, very confused.

Hello, I am Bump-free, Bump-free, Bump-free, Bump-free, and this is guinea pig, and I've

forgotten your name.

I will call you other Bump-free.

My name's not Bump-free, my name's Scarler!

Said Scarler.

Oh yes, Scarler Bump-free.

No, just Scarler.

Scarler Bump-free, Bump-free, Bump-free, Scarler Bump-free.

Oh dear, said Scarler.

Bump-free are here for some very special Bump-free magic, lucky who we have chosen your

house to do very silly Bump-free things inside of.

Um, I'm not sure that's a good idea, said the man inside the house who was currently

trying to watch TV.

Oh yes, it is very good idea, yes, Bump-free, Bump-free ready, one, two, three, Bump-free!

Bump-free held up his wand, and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

The TV turned into a pineapple, but the pineapple still had a TV on the front, and it also had

some eyes and arms, and then it started talking.

Oh, I don't like this show, can we put on a different one?

What?

Said the man who is now watching a pineapple instead of a TV?

Yeah, like this one over here.

The pineapple twisted one of the top bits on its head, and then the channel changed.

Oh, Bump-free!

Alright, your turn, Scarler.

Oh, I don't want to ruin their house, said Scarler.

Don't worry, it's Bump-free magic, hooray!

Uh, okay.

Bump-free threw the wand across the Scarler, Scarler caught it, and started to wave it.

I'm sorry about this, uh, one, two, three, Bump-free!

He said quite nervously.

This time, magic burst out of the top of the wand, it swirled around the air, like some

kind of ribbon.

As it flew around the house, it seemed to be almost looking for something, until it flew

into the kitchen.

Scarler and Bump-free and the giddy pig chased it.

And when it was inside the kitchen, it then flew inside the oven, and then...

BOOM!

The oven exploded pink inside, uh-oh, said Scarler.

Oh, Bump-free!

Then the oven door opened once more.

And all of a sudden, a whole bunch of food started coming out.

It was all kinds of party food.

There was lollies and cakes and pies and chips.

It was amazing.

Then all the party decorations started coming out.

Streamers and confetti and balloons.

It was ridiculous.

In no time at all, the whole house looked like it had been completely set up ready for

a party.

Bump-free party time, said Bump-free!

Hooray!

Join in people!

It is a Bump-free party inside your house, and we can have the pineapple dancing TV!

The people were so confused, they didn't know what to do.

The guinea pig on Bump-free's hat started to do a dance.

It was very good at dancing.

It could shuffle, and it could even do the worm.

Hey, I can do the worm, said Scarler.

He got down on the ground and started doing it as well.

Hooray, Bump-free!

Do the worm, do the worm, Bump-free, Bump-free, Bump-free!

Said Bump-free.

The people in the house didn't really know what to do, but it all looked like so much fun.

They decided to join in.

The house turned into a crazy fun party, dancing, singing, and eating lots of yummy party food.

Alright, continue on, Bump-free!

Here we go!

Oh, should we continue on?

He said, Bump-free realised that it was not meant to be him that was controlling the adventure.

He held the guinea pig up to his ear.

Oh, he says no.

Really said Scarler?

What are we meant to do?

He held the guinea pig up to his ear one more time.

He says we can go now!

Okay, here we go!

And they continued out the door.

Goodbye, enjoy the party, Bump-free, Bump-free, Bump-free!

Said Bump-free.

Scarler laughed and giggled as he walked out.

This is a lot of fun, he said.

Okay, let me check what the guinea pig wants to do.

Guinea pig?

Guinea pig?

All of a sudden, Bump-free was looking around.

I've lost him!

Where is the guinea pig?

What do we do?

We can't know what to do without the guinea pig.

Did we leave him inside the party, said Scarler?

Let's go look.

Bump-free and Scarler went back inside the party.

They looked everywhere, but no guinea pig.

They walked back outside, still no guinea pig.

Oh dear, I don't know what to do without the guinea pig.

All of a sudden, Bump-free started to laugh.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that tickles!

What tickles, said Scarler.

My, my head is tickling.

Whoa, it's so ticklish.

Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

As he giggled, Scarler started to notice something.

Hey, Bump-free, your hat's moving.

Whoa, said Bump-free.

He grabbed his hat and pulled it off.

And they're sitting on his head

with a very cheeky look on his face.

Was the guinea pig?

Oh, guinea pig!

You tricked us, Bump-free, Bump-free, Bump-free.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Bump-free laughed as he lifted the guinea pig down

and lifted it to his ear.

Oh, okay.

Scarler, he said, yes, said Scarler.

And Bump-free threw the guinea pig across to him.

Don't throw guinea pig!

Hang on, is that guinea pig flying?

Of course he's flying.

Oh, guinea pigs can fly.

No, they can't, said Scarler.

Oh, well, this Bump-free guinea pig can fly.

Oh, okay.

It flew across and it landed on Scarler's shoulder.

Then it started to whisper in his ear.

I can hear him, said Scarler.

Of course you can.

He's talking, right?

And you got here.

He just likes to talk quiet.

Scarler listened very carefully.

Are you sure guinea pig?

The guinea pig nodded.

Bump-free, can I borrow your wand for a second?

Of course, Bump-free, Bump-free.

If guinea pig says the guinea pig gets,

here we go.

Bump-free threw the wand across to Scarler.

He caught it once more.

Then he pointed the wand towards Bump-free.

Bump-free, said Bump-free.

Very confused.

I am Bump-free, said Scarler, as he waived the wand

directly at him.

A giant burst of magic burst out.

Bump-free, said Bump-free.

As the magic hit him right in the tummy,

then he got bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger.

Until there was a giant Bump-free standing in the backyard.

Oh, Bump-free, said Bump-free.

Very, very happy.

Then the guinea pig whispered in Scarler's ear once more.

Then jumped off his shoulder.

Scarler pointed the wand at the guinea pig.

I am Bump-free, he said.

And waived the wand at the guinea pig.

The guinea pig got bigger and bigger and bigger.

Until he was bigger than a car.

He was bigger than the houses.

And he was walking down the middle of the street.

It looked very silly.

A giant wizard and a giant guinea pig

walking down the middle of the street.

Because the guinea pig was so big now,

they could all hear his voice.

He turned to Scarler and he said.

Your turn.

My turn said Scarler.

Okay, he pointed the wand towards himself.

I am Bump-free, he said.

A little nervously.

With that, he got bigger and bigger and bigger too.

Um, guinea pig, why have you made us also big?

So we can get home faster.

Jump on.

What said Scarler?

Horus said Bump-free.

As he jumped on the back of the guinea pig,

Scarler laughed and did the same.

And the guinea pig walked them all the way back home.

When they stopped outside Scarler's house,

they climbed off the guinea pig.

Then the guinea pig grabbed Bump-free's wand in his mouth

and waived it towards Bump-free and Scarler.

Hug me, Bump-free, it said.

With the wand in its mouth.

Pfff.

With that magic burst, Bump-free and Scarler

went back to their normal size.

Bump-free picked up the wand and waived it back at the guinea pig.

Pfff.

They were all back small or not so small, just normal again.

Well, Bump-free has had a wonderful Bump-free adventure,

but now the guinea pig whispered in his ear.

Hmm, yes, I agree.

Time for us to go home.

Good bye, good bye, good bye, Bump-free, Bump-free, Bump-free.

The guinea pig stood up and waived.

Scarler waived the guinea pig and to Bump-free.

As he turned and went back towards his house.

As he walked in the door, his mum was there waiting.

Um, how is your adventure with the guinea pig?

Well said, Scarler.

I don't think you'd believe me, even if I told you.

And that is the end of the story.

This episode is brought to you by Bump-free's petting zoo.

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Oh, we hope you are enjoying it.

Okay, this has been me. I am Bump-free.

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