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Guess the Person with MASKS!

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Can we figure out who we are? I don't know. Roll the intro. Hey, it feels right, don't it? I only ever get a year if I want it. Stop the intro. Guys, welcome back. How's it going? How's it going? We got nice on our head. Yep. I don't know what I am. Nope. Nick doesn't know what he is. Nope. We're gonna ask each other questions. Yep. And first person to guess what they are wins. Yep. And we're doing about five or so rounds. Yep. And if you ever wins the most games, wins the episode. Yep. You ready? Yep. If you saw me on the street, would you get scared and run away? Yes. Yeah, I think so. I don't know. I wouldn't run away. No. I wouldn't be scared about like, no, I wouldn't run away. I'll be very concerned though. Okay. Could you realistically like take me in a fight? At that current size? Yes. No. No.

No. No. No. No. No matter of fact, I don't think I can take you in a fight either way. Okay. Or even a regular size of this. Yeah, I think I'd lose. Okay. I mean, I probably could do it actually. I could do it. I could beat it. I wouldn't want to do it. Okay. I wouldn't want to do it, but if it came down to it and I had to do it, I think it's illegal. It's illegal. I don't know. Okay. Wow. There might have been too much info. A legal would be a legal. Don't remember that. My mythical creature? No, you're not mythical. No. Are you allowed to own me as a pet? How do you know it's an animal? Because it says it's illegal to fight. Can you own me as a pet? No. But yes. What? The mouse is an animal. You are an animal. Okay. Could you pick me up and carry me a mile? Not a chance. All right. If I was my size, could I pick you up and carry you a mile?

If you were what you are? Yeah, my size. You're 5'8 and a half, three quarters? Five nine. What's your question? If I was my animal, my size though, could I pick you up and carry you a mile? I don't know what you're saying. If I was my animal, but my size, I think this animal is bigger than you. No, no, I'm lost. I have no idea what I am. Like it's not bigger than you, but it's bigger than you. That literally doesn't make any sense. Would you find me on a farm? Nope. I'm good. Am I a lander? Do I walk on the land? Nope. That's helpful. Let's say you're in your 40s. Okay. 48. I'm not. You're set to scene. You're 48, you're married. Okay. Your kids have just moved out. All right. Just moved out. You got an empty nest. Yep. You take your wife, you say, hey, wife. Yep. I've always wanted to go on a safari. Sure.

You get on the plane, you go to Africa, you get on the bus. Yep. You're in the little bus. Yep. You got your camera out. Yep. You took a picture of me. Okay. Was I supposed to be there? No, you're not. What are you doing? I want to just pull this. How did you get there? Do I have like a sexy animal sound? Like when you hear me make my sound as an animal, is it kind of like kind of like a little sexy to it? I don't think so. No. Okay. No, I don't think so. I don't think sexy is the right word. Okay. But you know what I mean though, right? Nope. Have you seen me before in person? In person? Yeah. I think so. How did you do? I did do. If I did see, I'm not 100% if I did see you, it was definitely. You saw me at the zoo. Yeah. All right. Um, I mean I could just do the boring question here in my, in my, uh, sea creature.

No. Okay. Um, if you saw me. Yeah. Would you hand me sunglasses in the Coke? No. I love where you're at. All right. So I'm assuming that I'm a, I'm a bird and a legal bird. It's a bird that you can't fight. Only one. You said it couldn't carry your mile. Carry me right now? Yeah. If you were my size. Wait. What's your question? I never understood this question. Okay. If I'm my animal, if you're your, see that I'm already confused. Okay. If I'm me, but I don't know what you're asking. If I, the animal that I am on my head, okay, if that animal's head was the same size as the animal's head that's on my head, and the rest of the body was proportionate to that. Okay. Can that bird pick you up and carry you a mile, pick me up?

Yes. Like as human, human. You're in 1993 pounds. You're in, what? 196 pounds. Nickilist Donovan. In that animal, pick me up. This proportionate bird, same size head body comes with it. Feathers in all. If it's got claws in all. Yeah. Can I snatch you up and carry you a mile? Part of me thinks so. Okay. Would you see me in a Mario Kart race? I don't think so. No. Am I bald eagle? Okay. All right. Redemption. All right. Redemption. All right. Redemption. All right. Redemption. You get it right here. You tied up. Why are you sat? You being sassy with this. If you've seen me, it's a minute to zoo. Yeah. That's fair, right? Yeah.

I come on exhibit. You do not have your own exhibit. Is it? Is it? Well, yeah. I mean, it's with the, um, what the what? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's it. With the lizards. With the what? Left fur? Do you have fur? Left fur? What do we call on this? No. No. I don't have fur. Oh, whiskers. You have whiskers. That's a great hint. And that's all we're giving you. You have to take a swing. Three. Five. Four. Stop it. I need to think. You said I have whiskers. You do? No fur? Look, I'll pat them. What were you touching me? What the? What the? What the? What the? What the? My damn wall with.

Yes, you are. All right. One nothing. Real quick, guys. I want to give a big shout to everybody over at the Grizzly gang. What did they get? First off, you get a round of applause from our live studio audience. You're all on top by your name and comments. You've been every episode of the other level. One, two, three, four, five days early sometimes. But that's not only all. Why not? Because at every single episode, we give away a limited feels right hat to a member of the Grizzly gang. Is it around on the table somewhere? Only a hundred main ever? Ever. And the winner today's video will be given the hat away to one of you guys. All right. So see you later. All right. Am I the type of animal that you would want as a pet? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Okay. I'm Skydiving. Okay. As the animal? Yes. I'm Skydiving. Okay. Hear me out.

Yeah. Pull the parachute. Okay. I'm pulling it. Yeah. Nothing happens. Pull the back up parachute. Nothing happens. Oh, no. Am I going to be all right? I'm going to be all right. I'm going to be all right. Am I going to be all right? Man. You don't want to mess around with that? Am I going to be all right? No. No? No. No. Am I kind of animal that people eat? I've never heard of it. I think it's probably forbidden. It's forbidden. Yeah. I come up to you. That's my, I'm me. I come up to you. It's my animal. You're you? I'm coming. I'm this animal. Like as the animal. Yeah. And I've come up to you. Okay. That's it. Hey, buddy. You can talk. Hey, buddy. You want a race? I bet you $100. You can't beat me in this race. Yeah. And you win $100.

You're winning $100 from me, brother. All right. I'm not even accepting the race. No? Heck no. Am I the type of animal where you look at it and you want to pet it? Wait, if you saw one of these, the first thing you'd want to do is pet it. The first thing you want to do. Maybe second thing. The first thing you'd want to take a picture. What? You want to take a picture. And then you, and then you'd probably want to pet it. Why would you want to take a picture? Is it like a rare, it's a rare animal? If you car broke down. Yeah. Would you, would you see me as a viable solution for a commute to work? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If I had to pick among the animals to take it to work, man, I think you're up there. Am I saying that you're the number one option? I'm not saying that. I'm also not saying that. I'm saying I'll lock in your top five. Am I real? Am I real animal?

Uh, I don't know. See, I feel like you're not answering my questions. I don't know. You don't know if you can eat me. Am I real? You don't even know? Look, man, I can't, I can't stake a claim on that. I can't be the, I can't come out there and say no, you're not. Hey, Jack. Yep. Am I real? Listen to me. Don't talk. Listen to me. I'm not going to go out there and say no, you're not. I'm not going to be the person that, that says that. Nick, you're talking to me like a politician. Am I real animal or am I fake animal? It's unconfirmed. Am I ghost? Am I real? Oh, man. Can you go out in the world and see me? Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, what? It might be one. We don't know. My horse? Yes. Am I the lightenest monster? No. Keep it on. Oh.

Did you think a unicorn was a real animal? I said we don't know. All right, Nick got the point. So, all comes down to this. Hey, it feels right. You're out for a walk. Yeah. You know, wherever, anywhere, pick a place. You see about 40 of me. Uh-huh. That'd be surprising. I ain't be terrified. I would run the opposite way. I've called my mom. You what? I would call my mother. You think your life span is going to be longer than what I am? Yes. Okay. Yes. Okay. For sure. This animal is attacking your dog. Uh-huh. It looks like it's not going good. Right. Would you sneak up behind it, jump on its back, try to choke it out? Yes or no?

I got to do what I got to do to save my dog, man. Can we remove my dog from this and just like a one-of-y one situation? Why? Because I'm trying to get you the answer that you're looking for. But I'm going to do what I got to do for my dog. No dog. My choking you out? Absolutely not. Okay. I'm getting nowhere near you. I'm trying to get some video footage. My common? Yeah. So I'm not something you see all the time. Pretty room. I got some rare traits. Pretty much everything about you. Especially them lips. What does that mean? You got some luscious lips. Am I a real animal? I don't know. What? Maybe you don't know. Take a guess, man. I don't know. You don't know? You're a real and fake. I have a guess of what I think you are, but I'm not sure that's what it is. Do you know what this is? What's the question? What is this? I don't know.

Do you know what this is? I don't. What? I don't know what you are. What? How am I supposed to guess it if you don't even know what it is? You tell me. What does that mean? Yeah. You know what I am? I think. Jack, can you tell me what it is? No. That is not. It's what it is. The internet says it's that. I got completely different answers for every single one of your questions. Oh my god. I would, I would fight you. I would choke you out. I'm not taking any video footage of you. You were a peasant. What the heck? Ask your question. You peasant. Are you sitting? The luscious lips. Am I underwater? Yeah, you are.

I didn't think you were, but you are. Could I tell you what I think you were? What I thought you were? Yeah. Yeah. I thought you were something like alien. I've confirmed there are multiple sources now. I got some video footage of the alien. I took out my dog. What I got to do, what I got to do. Could you turn me into a cheeseburger? Kind of. What? Kind of. Good answer. Good answer. Kind of. All right, I'm an underwater. Tell me a peasant. Am I goldfish? No, not a goldfish. Not that I think goldfish or peasants. Turkey Barber, I'm a turkey. No. Do you know what I am? Yeah. You do? Yeah. But it, am I just, am I a fish? Yeah, you're a fish. You're a fish.

But do I need to say the specific thing? No, I don't know what it is. I don't know how a fish is. Yeah, no. I'm just a fish. Yeah, you're a fish, man. You're just definitely not gold. Huh? You're not gold. I'm not gold, though. What is that? I'm saying. I don't damn fish. I said alien. Do I get from, from, that do I get from Venus, dog? He just went explaining this, looking like that. Oh, my God. This is not a bit, you don't even have your goggles on. He knows what he is. He was going to have his blindfold on. What is he then? What are you doing, man? What are you going to say? You're going to come clean? Cheetah. Come like Lee. All right. Cheetah, I'm still lost. Down the winner's neck. Hey, it feels right for a body. All right, Nick, one of the episode. Yep. So it gets to give away our hat. The winner of the hat is drum roll, please.

Bam! Right there. Bam. Bam. Bam. It's asked you. That's you. Bam. Please email us at frittameilbinockgmail.com. If you're naming your mailing address and we'll get the hat to you. Thank you for watching. See you in the next one.

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