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3:03. . . . . . . With the thrill of the pack Hold your breath till the day he comes back In the snow wall I don't keep a damn why stay what for I know who I am a man above the light that they live A man who love when he's ready to give But I'll come back one day After ten years away And I'll stop and I'll say Look Look

4:04Look It's not I'm gay We need him here no need to fear never despair Yes It's not I'm gay Back home at last those from the past better beware Just ride through the town Not wave them away they are I think he must be the same But my heaven they're charred to see this mortal Martin gay Than a name That doubt appear Hots my life in his hand He's no uncle of mine He can have all my land The land he sold me for May God decide he goes to hell And all of art he got as well

5:06Look It's not I'm gay The standings are brave Back from the grave who else would dare Yes That's Martin gay Back from the war not like before On this ice wave He's seen it all He's travel the land Look Look at what he became White heaven they're charred to see this mortal Martin gay That's what he became If I heaven they're charred to see this mortal Martin gay Than a name It's time for this week's Lyrical Challenge on Greece paint And stage lights Before we do the Lyrical Challenge just remind you Is it Martin gay? Not, how'd you say? Martin gay

6:06So I got the first name wrong and the last name Well yes, but you know Yes, education It's good you would retire at some time Your list of the Greece paint stays lights And the Lyrical Challenge please miss us Yes, here we go The man who only lives for making money Lives a life that isn't necessarily sunny A couple of weeks ago you had a very long winded one But they're very short the last couple of weeks Well this one I've kept quite short Because it's the opening of the song And if I go too far people might get it Ah, okay But if you know what it is It's musicals at beatinternet.com Still the camera got a bit of Mary Poppins The music man and also this Bless her beautiful high Where have you seen her? Yeah, but just for a little too long Yeah

7:14She's the girl for me Get in touch, visit our website Greece paint and stage lights .co.uk By the time the wind has blown The weather vain around I'll show you If I care No matter what the circumstance For one thing I'm renowned My character is Been spot speak And span I'm practically perfect In every way Practically perfect So people say Each virtue virtually knows no one Each trait is great And painterly sound I'm practically perfect From head to toe If I had a fault It would never dare to show I'm so practically perfect

8:14In every way Both Prim and Poppins And never to start Well educated Yeah I'm so proud To start Well educated Yet willing to love I'm clean and honest My man of fight And I wish Shoes of the sensible kind I've suffered no nonsense And post-I remain There's nothing else I feel I need explain I'm practically perfect In every way Practically perfect That's my forte I'm carrying zn Is hard to find Unique make unspeakably kind I'm practically perfect Not slightly soiled Running like an engine

9:14That's just refresh the road I'm so practically perfect This is my FultПorn I can't believe I met him every way. Well, those are my credentials. Perhaps you have a few questions. No temperamental. Never. Not fragile, rough. A very thought. Will you stay tender when the going gets tough? Quite the contrary. Will you reach the risk without a big fuss? Or have objections to play with us? Oh, I like games. But I choose them. Some minor improvements may not go on this. But at all times you must remember this. You'll practically perfect in every way. I guarantee. You'll be perfect. We hope you stay tender.

10:14Each virtue virtually knows no bound. Each trait is great. I pay to the sound. I pay to the sound. I pay to the sound. It's good. Not out here. Not out here. Not out here. Not out here. Jane. Put your choice away. Do I have to? Yes. My fault. Hide your things. It's not fair. I didn't say I was fair. I said. I'm practically perfect. And here's my aim. Find the time I leave here. You both will be the same. You'll be practically perfect. Practically perfect. In every way.

11:19Grease paint and stage lights. Playing all the great songs from the best musicals. Good night, my someone. Good night, my love. Sleep tight, my someone. Sleep tight, my love. Our story is shining. It's bright, it's the light. Good night, my love. Good night, sweet dreams. Be who's dear. If dreams there be. Sweet dreams to carry you close to me. I wish they may. And I wish they might.

12:21Now good night, my someone. Good night, true love can be whispered from heart to heart. When lovers are parted they say. But I must depend on now, wish and a scar. As long as my heart doesn't know who you are. Sweet dreams, be who's dear. If dreams there be. Sweet dreams to carry you close to me. I wish they may. And I wish they might.

13:28Now good night, my someone. Good night, good night. Good night. That was good night, my someone. That was the original Broadway cast. And before that you heard practically perfect from Mary Poppins, also the Broadway cast. And then bless your beautiful hide from Seven Brides for Seven Brothers. Shall we play a variety of music on this program? Oh yes. It's not just the modern stuff we play with classical stuff as well. I've got a question for you because I've never understood this. What is meant if a performer is a triple threat? A triple threat means that they can dance really well, sing really well

14:30and act really well at a high level. These days you also can have a quadruple threat. Because a lot of shows have, you know, active musicians in them. Yes, yes. So actually the active musicians, you would say they're probably a quadruple threat because they're very good singers. Because you've got to come from a way that's got some of the actors of performance. Of course the classic one is Benjamin Button. I was just going to say that one as well. The girl trying to do the jig with the cello strap to her. Yeah, if you're singing that, it's fantastic. I'm not singing it. Oh, it's such a brilliant show. It really is, yes. Yes. Okay.

15:37Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Bangkok. Oriental setting. City, don't know. City is getting. Bremmed a lot. Bremmed a church word. And a show with everything. But you're brilliant. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Bangkok. Just another stop. Just World Circus. Masters driving play. Shake me, shake out. And then you move on to another venue. Like Iceland. But the Philippines. Or Hastings. Or. Or this place. Well, I didn't think I'd get my words. You're my stuff. The bars are temples of the Persian Free. You'll find a garden every golden cluster. And if you're lucky then the gods are she. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Staat. I can feel an angel sliding up to me.

16:39One town's very like another. When your head's down all your pieces brother. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a full city. He'll be thinking of the world now. He'll be could at the same. Nobody I mean. You're seeing one product polloted. Stinking time. You're seeing more. One. SCrease. Sub There's Vanessa Komelly. Get in. You're talking to a tourist. Who's every move and someone in the purest. I get my kicks above the way its lines. One night in Bangkok makes up all men humble Not much between despair and ecstasy One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble Can't be together with your company I can feel it ever walking next to me I can feel it ever walking next to me

17:39I can feel it ever walking next to me Say I am's gonna be the witness to the ultimate test It's a real fitness, this grips me more than what our muddy old river or a climbing Buddha I don't see you guys waiting, you kind of make I'm gotten late I let you watch, I wouldn't invite you like a queen, we ain't gonna not accept you So you better go back to your bars, your temples, your massage bars One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free You'll find a god in every god and lifestyle A little fresh, a little history I can feel an angel sliding up to me One night in Bangkok makes up all men humble Not much between despair and ecstasy One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble

18:45Can't be together with your company I can feel it ever walking next to me Now it's time to ask the experts on grease paint and stage lights Well actually we've got one expert which is all we need really Because for the last couple of weeks you've been flying through everything Are you ready for question mum? Which Broadway musical holds the record for the most Tony Award nominations in history And how many did it receive? That's Broadway isn't it Tony? Yes Move on a question Tony? Yeah, I think about that Okay, only one person has ever won a Tony Award for playing a character of the opposite gender in a musical Who was it? It was in 1983 Oh gosh, a long time ago then And he was the best actor in a musical for his portrayal of

19:481983 Okay, think about that Okay, question three, what is unique about the 1991 Tony Award for best original score regarding the show The Secret Garden? Can you repeat the question? Okay, what is the unique about the 1991 Tony Award for the best original score regarding the show The Secret Garden? And think creatives, what would be quite interesting for a creative team Okay, so I don't know It could work for the Tony for the only song that someone else wrote in the show I actually don't know the answer to that But if you know can you help out please it's Mia's Gores at beatinternet.com To the gates of heaven

20:48It's madness To be always sitting around in sadness When you could be learning the steps of loveness You'll be happy when you can do just six or seven Begin today you'll find it nice The quickest way to paradise This is the thing to do simply say as you go What you're doing in my song I wrote it On Monday happy as a lock you'll be getting started When you learn to toe the mark That's toe the mark To the mark On Tuesday then you ought to show both your little regals How to do the heel and toe That's the heel and toe The heel and toe On Wednesday walk around the block and at every corner

21:48Stop and do the eagle rock That's the eagle rock Eagle rock On Thursday whistle as you go on a journey off to Buffalo A Friday take a little stroll and do the ocean roll On Saturday then you let her go When you do the toe the low on Sunday I will guarantee that you can do the shivery Shivery Shivery Shivery All together now To the mark Heel and toe Eagle rock On top of the low Shivery There you go On Saturday Heel and toe Eagle rock Eagle rock On top of the low

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31:05. . . . . . There's a chances of a New York doctor ever coming to Transylvania. None of us want this lucky day. We say nothing. We have fun today. This is not no fun. No more Frankenstein. You can say nothing to them. No more Frankenstein. We're the Frankenstein. Yeah. No more Frankenstein. No more Frankenstein. No more Frankenstein. No more Frankenstein. No more Frankenstein. No more Frankenstein. No more Frankenstein. No more Frankenstein. No more Frankenstein. No more Frankenstein. Another great show tune on Greasday Full Wednesday.

32:14Everything has its season, everything has its time Show me a reason, and I'll soon show you a rhyme Can't fit on the windowsill, children fit in the snow So why do I feel I don't fit in anywhere I go Rivers belong where they can ramble, eagles belong where they can fly I have got to be where my spirit can run free Got to find my corner of the sky Every man has his daydreams, every man has his goal People like the wind, dreams have us to king to the soul

33:16Thunder clouds have their lightning, night and gals have their song And don't you see I want my life to be something more than long Rivers belong where they can ramble, eagles belong where they can fly I have got to be where my spirit can run free Got to find my corner of the sky Sorry man, it seemed destined to settle for something small But I won't rest until I know I'll have it all So don't ask where I'm going, just listen when I'm gone And far away you'll hear me singing softly to the bed Rivers belong where they can ramble, eagles belong where they can fly

34:24I have got to be where my spirit can run free Got to find my corner of the sky That's a nice song, corner of the sky I love corner of the sky, yeah, it's a really good song Yeah, that's Pippin Oh, by the way, I think I've got the answer for the Tony Awards Oh, okay, so this was question one What is Broadway musical holds the record for the most Tony Award nominations? Yeah, history and how many did it receive? Because I was going to, I've misheard you Right And I thought you meant the what would receive the most, which was the producers Yeah, you're correct about that, yeah, they got 12 But I think it was Hamilton It was, I got 16 nominations in the award I don't know, oh, 11 awards, I don't know how many they actually won

35:25But I think it might have been Hamilton Well done, so we're still looking for question two and three But what was it through those? And if you can help out musicals at beatieinternet.com We're coming out, try to at 22 now Gotta be somewhere where there's nothing to remind you Right? What you need is a break, I'll arrange a nice cruise You'll relax a bit and see some new faces You gotta do something, but just never let me find you Right? Best thing that ever could happen Right, so you'll sit in the sun, you'll come back with a tan And we'll do that show you've always been talking The side is retired, so we start another ending Right? You'll come back and change matters And lots of guests and no one's walking Feels like an ending, but it's really up and gaming Right? Best thing that ever could happen Oh, thanks, thanks, I'll be right

36:28Right All right, now you know, life is grummy Well, now you know I mean, big surprise, people love you and tell your lies Bricks can tumble from clear blue skies Put your dimples down, now you know Okay, there you go, back to the sun of it, now you know It's cold flowers wilt, it's cold apples rot It's cold thieves gift rich and faints get shot It's cold god, don't answer, breath a lot Okay, now you know Okay, now you know Now, forget it, don't fall apart to see me It's cold, let it go, your illusions And don't confuse them with dreams If the goal is slow, don't regret it and don't let's go to extremes It's cold, what's your choice? It's cold count to ten It's cold, burn your bridges start again You should burn them every now and then, or you'll never grow Because now you grow, that's the killer is now you grow All right, nothing's fair, and it's all upon And tomorrow, don't look too hot, write you bad

37:28But you better look at what you've got Over here hello Okay, now you know Right? So you find a new gal, so you write a new play And I'm undocked, too, you're going to thank us You may have this one rolled, but there's plenty more to follow Right? We'll go through the canal up and close to LA You'll complete the place I'm building a drink You hang around here, pal And you're only gonna wallow Right? Right? Right. Best thing I ever could have. I mean, what the hell, I mean, what the hell? I mean, see, then, something can come from us. I mean, after all, you still got us. Best thing I ever could have happened. I mean, after all, you still got us. Best thing I ever could have happened. Right, you got to let go. Got to do it from scratch. Take a long deep breath. Go back to your sources. A little vacation. Which is all about forgetting. Right? Right. Right.

38:30Then we'll do a new show. No, we'll do a whole batch. Maybe one that's all about divorce. Is onion and divorce court. What a fascinating setting, right? Right. Right. Best thing I ever could have happened. It's the best thing ever could have happened. See, the best thing ever could have happened. I mean, after all, you still got us. Rolling along. Rolling along. Once your choice is all counted in, it's all burning up, range is starting in. You should burn them and bring them in, and then, or you'll never grow. Because now you grow. Right together, so now you grow. Right nothing's there, and it's all applause. And tomorrow doesn't look too hot. Right together, look at what you've got. Over here, hello. Now you know. Now you know.

39:31Now you know. Right together, right together. Right together, right together. Now you know. Now you know. Right together, right together. Now it's time for this week's two at 22. Two songs from one show on Grease Painter and Stage Lights. It's now time for the two at 22. Our apologies were about minute dates. We normally try and get it as close as we can to 20 minutes to the top of the hour but you heard, merrily, we roll along and now you know. So, to at 22, this week, it's spend, spend, spend. Ah, yes. And what was that about? Well, it's about the woman who won the premium bonds. Oh, Paul's. Yeah, and, you know, it ruined her life, basically. Ah, okay. Yeah, so we're peeing two from songs from that. So we're going to hear the title song,

40:31spend, spend, spend. And then we'll hear. I'll take care of the nice. Woo, woo, woo, all aboard the gravy train. Sack your finger, someone or brain or drink all aboard the gravy train. Hey, look out London, I'm on a plane. Hey, suck the face with caviar, how can you fill up burn clothes and burn the bed? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Kicks, getcha, kicks. Bottoms up, it's a lucky girl.

41:31Kicks, getcha, kicks. Flip in egg, just say that, jiggle. Kicks, getcha, kicks. Wine and dine, it's not on ration. Kicks, getcha, kicks. Quick, it's going on a passion. Now the gravy train's at this station. Kicks, getcha, kicks. Time for a party. Time to get your kicks. Kicks, getcha, kicks. Kicks, getcha, kicks. Kicks, getcha, kicks. Four of my loves. Kicks, getcha, kicks. I'm in charge. Kicks, getcha, kicks. Now where are they then? Yeah. I was in you. Kicks, getcha, kicks. Kicks, getcha, kicks. Look at all this beautiful money. Lovely, lollies, sweeter than honey. Kicks, take your kicks. Kicks, getcha, leg up. Don't be shy, love. And look happy. Come on, try, love. Kicks, take your kicks. What's the burning? Mass with pride. Yeah. Make it sexy. That's the idea. Kicks, take your kicks.

42:31Take your kicks. Take your kicks. Look at all this beautiful money. Look at all this beautiful money. What you're going to do with it now? What you're going to do with it now? What you're going to do with it now? I'm going to spend... ...spend. A watch. I want to watch the full of diamonds. You can hardly tell the time I want to watch. Another scotch. A mink. I want a mink. Don't I'm not sure they ever want it? Mink before at least something. I want a mink. What does one of them cost? I'll buy it. What's something you there do? Let's try it. Anybody go to buy, let's go mad.

43:31A gun. I want a gun. Now look, switch. Now I can untangle you. And they show on a gun. It might be fun. Some clothes. I want some clothes. Before I'm thrunk on a bike. Lenny goes to I want some clothes. A lot of the boobs. If that one's a cheat one. Then scratch it. Don't look at the price tag. Just around here. Never stop. Gonna start till we draw. Spank. Spank. Spank. Spank. Spank. Spank. Spank. Spank. Spank. Spank. Spank. Spank. Spank. Spank. Spank. Spank. Spank. I want a bun. I want cookies quick. And then I'm gonna lick them. I got them for you. Ur. I want my boobs. The locked. I want the love with Whippy-Knob's on his 2 fingers. In his snubs, I got, I got the locked.

44:32Gonna be sucked out. Going to play. Gonna have my sketch-life. You're in the middle of this week's 2 at 22.

45:40What keeps me dead? Shall I introduce myself? I'm Thomas and Daphne, I just want to open a coin. Keyflash! Who's that with him? Is it a lad? How many times was I telling him? Hey! York shall add some muckies that some dirt in muckies Some it's all Keep your underpond your name He fills the ride in full of all There's a ride in full of all I'll take care of thee I'll take care of thee I'm strong as an ox I'm choppers or boots I'm fitter than any lad They're not worth a light There's no one around who'll love thee Like the dad I'll take care of thee Hey, you know my daughter's voice It's your beauty That's the word girls There's no ladder That's the word girls They're signed to be owned That's the word girls Look up And the punters You're never lonely When you're old With castle five girls around

46:41The summers were long That be a taste it's stronger Those castle footnights You know we continent When we dance the Konga Love and talking Dancing in the street Since some stings don't stop It doesn't dance For others open wide I keep those hands No idea No sats alive To keep you gloom To tell you all night quite happy though We live don't tick Or is there memory Playin' a trick on me The roads weren't congested That yobbs got arrested Your children could go on Playin' the street We outweighin' molestin' House of the girls Look up And the children Cast of the girls Look up to their home Cast of the girls I just like the fun You're never lonely But after me You're long With castle footnights Girls around I remember the time When billets are billowed Died

47:41Killed down the mine And everybody cried Younger parenthesis was When no more than a lot We all had a whip round For his mom and dad You're knighted And sorrow as we were Enjoyin' And every mother thought That could be my own boy Of the link Of the link Won't take care of thee Won't take care of thee Now that's gone You should then count down The story tells to make you a lot more fun You should then count up And be peace of mind Cause you will fly down Your children will stay Your children Your boys until they die Now take care of thee Now take care of thee

48:43I'm so late as a rock A tower of strength Your drug is a larger Think it's too tight And I'll take care of thee No, sir, then I'll In this finest day The finest day is where No, sir, then I'll stop And be peace of mind Cause you can't take care of thee Yes, we can take care of thee Won't take care of thee Won't take care of thee

49:58Well, it was Edna Turnblatt, wasn't it? So it was What's his name? Mer-beer-beer-beer Got the name You got to think of Tony It was Harvey Fierstein He won the 1983 Tony Award for the Best Actor in a Musical For Train Edna Turnblatt in his brain That's it Many performers have been nominated for gender bending roles Can you still say gender bending? I don't know whether that's acceptable now No, why not? We just said it So apologies if we offended Such as Kelly O'Hara and the King and I And Fierstein remains the only one to take home The trophy for leading role in the opposite sex Yeah So there we are I think he would have been brilliant Yeah, I'm sure he would have been I mean, it's a bit of a tall order Cause you got that horrible voice It's a very throaty voice, isn't it? And there's all the dancing And yeah, I mean, it's really a bit hard part And what was the... There's a nice little duet they do, isn't there? Between the young, a husband and her

50:58It's a nice little duet Oh, yes, that's a lovely song Oh, remember he has been... No, a couple of what's called that Well, we'll play next one Yeah Are you listening to a Grace Payne's These Lights? Still, the way I love you Still, lives in my heart After all the years we've been together Holding our own still The way you move me Still, feels as it did

52:03When you first became mine Whispered the words I will I love to learn And I love you Still, the violence could lay your life Have I known my life? To the companion of my soul I won't learn from you I learn from still Thoughts would change us Still, long ways to go That the promise we made

53:04Let us as one and When I love you And I love you Still, the lyrical challenge on Grace Payne's Stage Lights Well, we've been having such a fun time this week We didn't look at the clock We've got to go It's one of those things I'm Art Bill Smith And I'm Julia Rufy And the answer to this week's lyrical challenge It is nice work if you can get it from the show of the same name The man who only lives for making money Lives a life that isn't necessarily sunny Likewise, the man who works for fame There's no guarantee That time won't erase his name

54:07The fact is, the only work that really brings enjoyment Is the kind that is for girl and boy men All in love, you won't regret it That's the best work of all If you can get it Hey, hey, somebody will have to work for a living, alright? Holding hands at midnight Near the starry sky Nice work if you can get it And you can get it if you try Strolling with the one girl Sighing sigh after sigh Nice work if you can get it And you can get it if you try Just imagine someone Waiting at the cottage door Where too hard to become one Who could ask for anything more

55:08Loving one who loves you And then taking that vow Nice work if you can get it And if you get it Will you tell me how? Alright, alright, that's all swell You got to take a hike Come on, never you mind? Dance with me I don't know nothing about no dancing I need it a while, just not all at all Nice work if you can get it And you can get it if you try Nice work if you can get it And then taking it

56:10And then taking that vow And then taking that vow Loving one who loves you, and then taking that vow. It's a nice work if you can get it, and if you get it, won't you tell me how? We try our best to check all songs to make sure they are profanity free, but should we miss one, then please accept our deepest apologies. No one involved in Grease Painting Stagelight is out to offend or knowingly play these songs. Thank you.

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