Grab Bag: Keefe gets into some twitter beef

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1:01by state law. Get more out of every mile when you share the ride to work. With carpooling, you'll have time to relax, save money and pick up new friends. Commuter connections can help you find carpool partners who live and work near you. Even if you're commuting just a few days a week, it's a free service. Carpooling. Every dollar saved, every friend made. Register for free carpool partner ride matching at commuterconnections.org, or call 800-745-RIDE. That's commuterconnections.org. It's time for breath bags. It's time for breath bags. Certainly is. Time for breath bag here on Jones and Keith W.E.I. Groundbag is brought to you by Awaken 180 Weight Loss, and Jones, we mentioned this earlier about the Celtics lost last night, but good news is on the way as Jason Tatum is set

2:05to make his season debut tomorrow night. Wait, what? At home against Cooper Flag. Although Flag's banged up too, they have a game tonight, right? So I think it's, there was a chance like a couple days ago it wouldn't be Tatum or Flag. And now there's a chance it might be both Tatum and Flag. Wow. Tatum's back. Seems like a big story. Well, I would. Seems like a massive story. Seems like one of the biggest stories that there is currently, at least for today. I would put it ahead of the revs on the grab bag, but that's just me. But that does seem like, that's what I chose to do. Nice, good work by you. So seven o'clock against the Mavericks tomorrow. It's an ESPN game. I was looking for it. It's not out yet because there's so many NBA games today. I was trying to, I'm curious what his player prop will be for points. Let's make a guess right now. What do you think? We now think looking at the John Tamari 25 minutes. I said earlier like 12 and a half. You think high. 15. Yes or under? I think I take under 12. I take under 12 and a half. Eight. Okay, over that. Four. I see it. Okay. 10 points in 25 minutes. Wouldn't you feel good about that? I feel great about it. Yeah. Yeah.

3:05Yeah, John's had a, he took a bath last night. Oh, yeah. Oh, I guess Colby White. Two plus threes didn't gas. Yeah, I guess. But no, I, like, 10 points feels about right in 20, 25 minutes. So I would take the under on 15. I'd take the under on 12 and a half, which is where I said that. I agree with that. Yeah. The Eastern Conference has to be pretty pissed overall. They're like, come on. Like, first of all, these guys shouldn't be as good as they are. And now they're getting Tatum back with 20 games to go. Well, allegedly. I mean, you know, I, some, some people, some people, some said, are on a way out of that. Yeah. Yeah. Well, show, show. I think basically the news is he's cleared. I think that's basically the news. And now it's up to Tatum to play. And I think he will. I think he will. Burn out. Burn out down. Burn out. Grab bag he's all in my brain lately things. Just don't sing the same has murderer Outbaby, four time чит. I need to know is the baseball player Giovanni so. There is one twice of ways.

4:05Wow. So I actually taken to find out on both of those by the way. It's a good team, all great to find out aboutה ride. and who the random player is that's later no offense to his guitar skills there, but I didn't I didn't know what that was until the lyrics kicked it. I wasn't sure what that was. That right. There's a little something called the mouth guitar. In grab bags, we kind of the market cornered on that. I don't know many other shows that have as many, uh, you know, appearances by a mouth guitar as this one. Uh, we have quite a few. Jones, if you're looking for some brewing talkie tonight, you are in luck. They're going to be, uh, on the road taking on Nashville tonight. So we'll see what the bees do. This is the last game they play before the NHL trade deadline, which is Friday. So we'll have a very special, uh, trade deadline show. Billy Lanny will be at the trade deadline desk throughout the day. Yes. All right. It's a big day for you tomorrow, Billy. Is there any like trepidation? It's a big day. There's always a special hockey deadline. Yeah. I'm brutal with some of those names. See, I like the answer. Tough. I see. I like the honesty from Billy's like, yes, they're trepidation. Yeah, there's a little bit of trepidation. It's a big day for me. I apologize to hockey fans. Yes. I'm probably going to butcher some names. You know, it takes it very well.

5:10I mean, kind of takes it in stride when you, you may not know every single player in the league and where they play and how to pronounce their name. You know, it takes it very well in stride hockey fans. They're, they're, uh, they're, uh, they're very forgiving about stuff like this. Yes. They don't take it way too seriously. They don't take themselves in the sport way too seriously. They're very easygoing. That's, that's why I'm getting out from with the Apollo. Yes, yes, yes, yes, smart. It's not on a purpose. Record that dick. We'll just play it back tomorrow. Yeah, several times. Yeah. Grabbing bags. All right, Red Sox baseball Jones going on right now, spring training action, grapefruit league, socks and fillies. What kind of, what do you mean? Kind of the socks and fillies. Everybody's left for World Baseball Classic. You see the lineup today. I see the lineup. I see who's on the bump. The Jack Sikma. What was that? Is that who it is? DJ Sikma. I don't know. Jack Sikma lefty. So guard in the corner wall. Give me the bulls, give me the bulls music. Thank you. Yeah, give me the

6:10bulls. Yeah, here he is leading off at five foot nine 160 pounds. Braden Ward. Let me add them. Batting seconds. Nicholas, John, so guard like that. Batting third, the catcher, Matt, face, face. Batting, clean up. Your designated hitter, Connor, long, long. Oh, you're at the long game last year. Yeah, you don't know where we were. Yeah. Batting fifth, your third baseman. Vinnie, Capra. Oh, I hear that place is great in the south end. Good. Batting six, Nathan, hide the Hickey. He's at first base. Your right fielder, Alan Castro. Nice. Batting eighth for the Red Sox at shortstop. Matt, no, third base. Moving over to third. Max, turn Ferguson. And then left field. Batting ninth, Tyler, Sean McDonough. Good lineup. Who's on the bump again? You say, DJ Sikma. Oh, yeah, right. That's a lineup right there. That is what I say, kind of the Red Sox.

7:13That's what I meant. Currently scoreless, though, with the Phillies, we're taking a little bit more seriously, with Trey Turner, JT, Rell Muto, Alec Bond, Brenna Marsles, you guys are in the they got they got a real laugh. They have a line. Okay, like I have a lineup going. But yeah, we'll keep our keep our eyes peeled. Grab bag. Grab bag. World baseball classic starts tomorrow for team USA. They got Brazil at eight o'clock. You went on that one? No. At the stroke of eight o'clock. DJ Moore traded to the bills. I know a lot of people are on that one. Yeah, they can't get enough. Overpay. I would say so. A second pick for DJ Moore and a fifth. So bills are desperate. Desperate times, though, call for desperate measures. I saw Mark Daniels tweet this out. He's like, I now get why how he rose been thinking he's going to get a first for AJ Brown. I now I now understand why they think they're going to get a first for AJ Brown. That makes sense. Like I said,

8:15how he was bluffing. I was he was right. I'm wrong. Every time I grab bag rings, Jones and Keith get their wings. Thank you very much. This came out a couple days ago. Metz SNY posted this. They talk to a bunch of Metz players in the clubhouse and they asked them what their letterboxed four are. So basically like your four favorite movies, I guess. Okay. Is it another way to put in my cousin mini. Shawshank Redemption. A few good men. Yep. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going with me. Few good men is one of your four favorite movies. It's a great movie. My cousin Vinnie and Shawshank was the fourth one. But a few good men. Yeah. No, I heard it. The fourth. You need four. Oh, four. I'm one battle after another, Keith. I'm a movie guy now. So I'll put one in there. All right. Here are some of the meds starting with Francisco Lindor. Okay. Four movies. I love Shrek. I don't know. Music is what we're watching my kids. And I'm cracking a pitch all time. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. The knock cracker and hitch. Yeah. So sound music. Shrek. Hitch. The knock cracker and hitch. Philly, you like it. I know you do. I don't. Oh, you don't like it. Oh, in your face.

9:17You're right. Because it was Kevin James. You're a Kevin James guy. I am. But so am I. I like King of Queens. It's me like it comes the boom. I respect. I respect the man's catalog. You don't like it. I don't know. It's top four. I bought the zoo. Did he do a zoo? Or is he the zoo keeper? He's the zoo keeper. Zookeeper. Oh, honey, I bought a zoo. That was like that game. Yeah, that was mad game. Yeah. I got thrown in his face. Wait. So what were the four Shrek? Shrek, sound of music. Oh, cracker. Sound of music. Hitch. Yeah. Oh, the girls love the sound of music. Sound music. Great music. Anyway. Yeah. The whole movie. Yeah. And the knock. And then hitch. Well, you know, it's part of the content. Sure. Pretty big part. I would say they're escaping the Nazis. No, right. Yeah. All around one. 30. He ran Jones and keeps so I guess that's why it's time for grab back NFL defensive player of the year. Miles Garrett received his ninth speeding ticket since 2017. Wow. He was going 94 and a 70 and got pulled over for that. And terrible. That's not that

10:18happened. And the grand scheme of things. Well, Mario's hasn't got to go fast. Yeah. She's gone to Georgia. Does he just sit at home, watch Fast and the Furious movies and hop in the cards like go flying. That's a lot of speeding tickets. Nine. Yeah. I was far too many, but like 94 to 70. Well, who among us? No, that's not like the numbers not wild. Also, where speed limit 70? Yeah. Some places they are. Oh, this was in Ohio at like 130 in the morning. But there's one. I don't know if it's New Hampshire or Maine. That's 70. They changed the 65s to 70s. That's got to be Maine too. That's Maine one or Maine too. Got to be Maine. So we're in Maine. Yeah. I have a structured settlement and I need to grab back. Speaking of Miles Garrett, his girlfriend, Chloe Kim, the Olympic snowboarder. Did you see her appearance on? Oh, I honestly have no idea where this is going. I haven't. Do I want to? She went on the Kelly Clarkson show. Yep. That's like a daily talk show. And pink was the guest host. So so it's Kelly Clarkson show, but pink is hosting. Right. Well,

11:19nobody told Chloe Kim because Chloe Kim went on and said, growing up, I loved your music. Pink said, thank you. That's awesome. She goes, I would always listen to what doesn't kill you, makes you stronger. She's like saying to me. Wow. Pink said, that's Kelly Clarkson. And she was like mortified. And she's like, it's the right show, but like I'm not her. Yeah, somebody should have mentioned it. They should have. They should have mentioned it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep. At Blinds.com, it's not just about window treatments. It's about you. Your style, your space, your way. Whether you DIY or want the pros to handle it all, you'll have the confidence of knowing it's done right. From free expert design help to our 100% satisfaction guarantee, everything we do is made to fit your life and your windows. Because at Blinds.com, the only thing we treat better than windows is you. Visit Blinds.com now for up to 45% off with minimum purchase plus a professional measure at no cost, rules and restrictions apply. This episode is brought to you by Progressive. Most of you aren't just listening right now. You're driving, cleaning, and even exercising. But what if you could be

12:20saving money by switching to Progressive? Drivers who save by switching saved nearly $750 on average and auto customers qualify for an average of seven discounts. Multitask right now. Quote today at Progressive.com. Progressive casualty insurance company and affiliates, national average 12 month savings of $744 by new customers surveyed who saved with Progressive between June 2022 and May 2023. Potential savings will vary, discounts not available in all states and situations. Get more out of every mile when you share the ride to work. With car pulling, you'll have time to relax, save money, and pick up new friends. Commuter connections can help you find carpool partners who live and work near you. Even if you're commuting just a few days a week, it's a free service. Carpooling. Every dollar saved, every friend made. Register for free carpool partner ride matching at commuterconnections.org or call 800-745-RIDE. That's commuterconnections.org

13:43He's butchered words in the sky. He's so matter of fact. What's the news? Yeah, he was a two-time Paul Bear Bryan award winner. Go to the three. He won the ACC coach of the year, the SEC coach of the year, but spent a lot of time obviously at Notre Dame and then was with the Gamecocks. At the end of the screen, he was on TV. He was a staple on TV. He was good on TV. Yeah. Okay. Reson piece. Lou Holt. Reson power. All right. Kind of a wild story at a Cal State Bakers field. There's a whole right up on ESPN. I want to thank a couple people sent this to me. This would be good for for a grab bag. A coach was hired for the men's basketball program at Cal State Bakers field.

14:45Yeah. Okay. Turns out also a pimp. Oh, so he was coaching who's a multi-tasker. That's actually good. Yeah. That's actually good. He moonlighted as a pimp. So now they're obviously trying to get to the bottom of that, but that is not what they were signing up for when they hired this man. Okay. Well, I mean, what was he doing? He's pipping off hours. I mean, what he's doing off hours away from the university, I'd say. You know, I mean, it's on campus. I'd get it. So if reading from the story, Cal State Bakers field athletic department has been in upheaval since August 29th, when then men's basketball coach Rod Barnes opened an anonymous email from a tipster who alleged that Barnes temporary assistant coach Kevin Mays was also working as a pimp across four states. Oh, other lawsuits internal investigations, dismissals and figure pointing have only served a deep in the department sense of crisis. Good point about the twitch. That's good recruiting tool. Well, I almost worked for Louisville. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Almost did work. No, not work. You work for big state. Yeah. Oh, big state.

15:46I don't know. I guess I don't know that they were pros. I don't know. They were pros. Big state? No, no, no. No, the girls have big state. Oh, the girls have big state. Yeah. No, maybe, maybe not. Catherine Zeta Jones. She dips beneath the grab bags. I might be involved in a tweet beef. Oh, I guess. Oh, take it on this. I think I'm aware of this. So at 11, 17 this morning, I got a tweet from at I get so mad. Oh, wait, I'm not aware of this tweet beef. Yeah, no. I get so mad. Okay, I get so mad. Yep. He's this was at 11, 17 this morning. Yikes. At Keith 21 stealing at Jim Gaffing material. Almost verbatim. I take it back. I am aware of this tweet beef. Yeah. So no disrespect. What was the what was the Gaffing? I asked them. I go, okay, I'll bite. Yep. What did I say? Yeah. And Crickets. I've not got a response. I had pockets.

16:46What is it? Hot pockets. Hot pockets. Is that the Gaffing? So like, I don't think I know any Gaffing events. That would mean that as an insult. But like now, now we're at a beef with Gaffing. Now you've done it, Keith. Gaffing. You went the whole to state. Oh, yeah. The whole family can't be thrilled. Yeah. You mean I was reporting the news. We talked about them. It's like I ignored that big story in college football. But what I said, why do you know what a Gaffing would be? He said you stole Gaffing and debate them. verbatim. So I go, what was it? I'm curious now. Yeah, what'd you do? I didn't mean to that. Sometimes comedians like me and him probably overlap some of our jokes. Yeah, he is that similar to his life and observation. But nobody can give me anything. There's a must've been from the 11 o'clock segment. I have to go back and listen, I guess. It's good stuff. I mean, I remember laughing. Yeah. What was it? I don't know. It was right before we had Bradford on. And he's like, Yikes. Those Yikes. They're doing Celtics talk at 11. Keith stealing from Gaffigan. Well, he got a good Tatum bit. Gaffigan's a clean comic, right? Or no. That's my question. I don't know. No, maybe he's a clean comic comic. Maybe Purgatzi, clean comic. Purgatzi's a clean.

17:47Yeah, Purgatzi, big time clean comic, yeah. Yeah. Gallagher, as we know, not clean comic. Neither was the crowd. Yeah, that's true. I don't know. Anybody knows what I said. I apologize because Gary Goldman, years ago, maybe he's got like a good horn. It's a bit. Maybe that's what it was. Oh, maybe, maybe, maybe. Con Canipal. The Gary Goldman, the comedian, he accused me of stealing one of his jokes. But at least he accused me of it because he was listening and it wasn't even me. It was something else. But he came at me for some reason. Was it at least on the right station? Yeah, it was the EI, okay. Yeah, it was the right station. But it was like, it was really weird to do it. So did Jones steal a bit this time? Maybe it was Jones. You think I stole the graphic and bit? They're just there just misplaced anger. Oh, I see. Maybe I did, I don't know. Because what happened was, I remember this clearly. Stiz, not to throw him out of the bus. This is just the fact of the story. Stiz was producing the Greg Hillshow that morning and sort of like in the crossover part, Stiz said something that I guess was like a Gary Goldman kind of bit or in that. And then our show starts at 10.

18:48I'm looking at Twitter, Steve. There's any breaking news that I missed. Sure. Gary happened. That happens to some shows. So then he actually is stealing his bits and then I derailed the whole show. I'm like, Dale, I gotta stop you. Yeah, I gotta address this here. He's like, I have to care for him. My name is being dragged through the bud. Yeah, okay. Maybe there's been an apology. Maybe it was me. What I steal from Gaffigan. Do you think this guy is a actually Jim Gaffigan? Maybe he... Gaffigan burner. Yeah. Not a bad theory. Yeah, that's the key. That's the key spirit thing for me. I love it. We're leaving it to you. We're moving. We're moving. We're moving. We're moving. Putting the X rated into X. These guys are stooped. Has Bob Ryan tweeted. Let's hopes for the love of God. Let's hope so. He hasn't been tweeting for two days. Okay. Crazy vibes on Twitter. The answer is yes. He has tweeted once. Thank God. Two days. Crazy vibes on Twitter said, memory check.

19:49Who remembers the name of their teacher from fifth grade? Me. Yes, what do I? Yeah, Ms. Schneider. He said, of course, Sister Mary Gabriela. So he responded. That tweet was from March 3rd, but Bob responded to it yesterday. Is that it? That was the only tweet? Yeah. It made better than nothing. No, it is. I thought we might have a little situation going on. No, no, no, no. They got us fifth grade teacher. Yeah, that's true. All right, Jones. Let's find out who the best NBA performer was from last night. Was it Derek White? 29 points. Got smoked. Was it Pascal Siakob? 29 points. Five boards. By C.P. Jeremy Grant. 30 points. Nine rebounds. Kawaii Leonard. 29 points. Eight rebounds. Or drew a holiday. Oh, yeah, it was. 35 and 11. Yeah, it's true. Holiday. Big time. It's time for Jones and Keefs.

20:50Random. Brandon Phillips. Eduardo Nunez. Curtis Buscanic. Baseball player of the day. All right, folks, we have a former big league catcher who was behind the dish from 2003 to 2015. We decided to hang up the spikes. Polidoga. No. Never in All-Star, sadly. But he played for five teams. The Rangers, Tigers, Braves, Cardinals, and Snakes in that order games played. So the most games with the Texas Rangers. Not Pudge. Way too late today. Pudge is a million time on the stars, not Pudge. Not Pudge. He was a part of two different world series appearing teams. Not the lead catcher, but was a on the 11 Cardinals team that won the World Series. He was on the 12 Tigers that lost the World Series. Played more in that playoff run than he did with St. Louis. Brad Osmos. Nope. The most games he played was 2009 with Detroit. Played 135 games where he hit 225.

21:53Four home runs out. He made 15.8 million dollars. Okay, it must have been a good framer. He was a great framer, glad you asked. Good. Let's see. He will lead the bigs in catcher assists in 07 and 09. I didn't mean to do this. I peaked to the text line. So is it this? Because this is a good guess. G money is this nickname. Gerald Laird. He got it. Wow. Good job. Good job, text line. I don't know why. I don't know why I did that. I looked over. But I saw the name and I'm like that. General Gerald Kenlayard. Yeah, that's who it is. Yeah, it is. How about that? All of these are the twitches of the same thing. Yeah. Yeah, Gerald Kenlayard. Well, now you're stealing air. Seriously, first gaffigan. Now the twitch chat. Keep my god. I got to shut off all these screens around me. And I swear I won't watch any more gaffigan stay in number of teams. All right, Gerald Laird. I would love to know what I said about or what gaffigan's jar was me. We don't even know. It probably wasn't even me. No, it's a good point. Probably wasn't. 617-7797-793-7. That's your random ball player,

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