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4:04You know, when I say it looks like that, because we're on the radio. People scream and shock when she shows her lengthy organ. Same, same. Oh, come on. Um, the California resident Chanel tap or her reveals that she enjoys seeing people's reactions. Yeah, sure. There's a variety of bizarre tricks she can perform with her extravagantly long tongue raging, flipping cups to removing jenga blocks. And only a spoon by curling her tongue around the utensil. Girl, it's like an elephant task. It is the Fred Show. Good morning. Thanks for having us on the radio on the iHeart app. I haven't any time searched for the Fred Show on demand. I've been meaning to get to this all week, because it made me so happy when I saw it. But Paulina, and I would love to know for you, 855591035, you can call and text the same number. But you revealed, Paulina, that you were very much in the mood to eat something. And it's a bit unconventional. Yeah, something that I probably wouldn't do, but I was craving and I was like, we're doing this.

5:04So, like, you guys know me. I love going to a movie theater. A little old lady too. I'll go at like 2 p.m. for the metinee. I do enjoy that. However, I was like, I don't want to see nothing. I don't want to go and sit in a movie theater. So, like, let's not do that part. But I really want some like theater popcorn with an icy on the side. Yes, you have to have both. And I was like, I'm really craving that. So, I packed up my daughter, Gigi, her little snow suit. And we drove our little three miles and we went to the theater. And I actually found out there was an app. So, I ordered on the app before that. So, it would be nice and ready for me. Yes. I walked into a movie theater. I told them, I'm not here for a movie. A little like part timer that's working at the little register. I was like, I'm not here for the movie. But I am here to pick up my meal. Hell yeah, that's a power move. I'm just really proud of you. I am too. I'll do it again so quick. It was so good. And I didn't show you that. So, you just marched on in there. You said, give me the popcorn. Give me the ice coke. And then you're out of here. And then I'm out of here.

6:05Who needs to go see, you know, whatever? Yeah, I really saw Wicked. Like, I don't even see these movies right now. And I have my kid with me. You know, she's not going to sit there in movies. So, I was like, I just want to get my food. And they're really cool with it. But I'm curious, like, if people actually have done that. Because they didn't look to surprise. Like, he wasn't like, what is this? Blast for me. Nope. I want to say on DoorDash, you can do it. I want to say on DoorDash, you can order stuff from AMC movies. And they'll bring it to you. But this one is true. The popcorn is the elite. The movie theater popcorn is just different. You could take the same machine and the same popcorn and the same butter. Put it in my house. It won't taste the same. Nope. It simply will not. But I'm not going there to buy, you know, red vines. Because they're like $18. That's the other thing. It's so expensive. But it's not. You're going to have to give me the popcorn. Because that's slaps. But like, I don't think anything else I got to have from the movie theater. Is there anything else that's like, cannot be duplicated? I'm going to get the coke. Well, I mean, the movie theater, though. I can go to CBS and buy what is Skittles or, you know, milk duds.

7:09And they'll be a fifth of the price of the movie theater. But you're right. For some people, it's McDonald's coke. Like, I've got to have it. But where I was going with this is like, what is the fattiest, fatty, fatty, Mcfaddy movie you've made? And I'm not suggesting anyone's fat. Who does this? But like, that's quite the craving. That's a very, very specific thing to say that you want. Like, I'm hungry. And I want popcorn. I'm going to go to the movie theater without going to a movie. And I'm going to get the popcorn. And I'm going to, I'm going to leave. I'm going to pack up. I'm actually going to physically pack up my life and drive to the thing. Just to get that popcorn because the stuff I can put in my microwave. It's not going to cut it. No. I regularly order Benning Hana to my house, which I think people I think is wild. Put that in. I was just thinking that same thing. Like getting Havachi to go. I feel like this is, yeah. Is it the same? That's some big-back behavior. No. It's good, though. It tastes good. It tastes good. It's just annoying because you have to unpack all the different things. Yeah. The vegetables, the noodles, the meats, the sauces, the salad. Like, everything that comes with it is so many different things.

8:11But that is some real big-back behavior to order all of that. I do all the time. Yeah, I've been known to order Benning Hana on Door Dash. It's not cheap. It's pretty good. It's not the same as if you eat it there. I remember I asked the guys when I, you know, I got to be the chef. I don't know if you guys remember this. I got to be the chef. Oh, I do. I asked, is it for the to go orders? Like, do you do the whole thing with the volcano and stuff? Do you do it anyway? You know, if there's no one there, but like, do you, I don't know, practice your little skills? Right. And they like, no. They do do it on an actual table like in the restaurant. I thought maybe they had like a table on the back. You know that they're just whipping this stuff up for the to go orders because there's nobody watching. But they do it right there like in front of it. Wouldn't that be kind of weird if you went to the Habachi place and they're just making this random meal for no one? Right. Just to go. You know, but you're sitting there watching? They're doing the show. Still. Uh, Debbie, I got to see what Debbie is. Debbie, how you doing? Hey, I'm doing good. How are you? Debbie, have you done this before you've just gone to the movie theater and not gone to a movie and you take the popcorn with you? I have not, but I have a hat that's important to know about who popcorn when you go to the

9:15movie theater. You know how the butter you put it on and it just pulls out that little screen that you get it just all over the top. It's a large bucket. You can keep the top layer and it's all gone. You can get a little water cups. They're like little, like I don't know, pixie cups. And it's just still bad with butter too and bring it to your seat. And then when you get through the top layer with the butter you put on the floor, you can pour it more out. Oh, wow. Oh, my God. I think there's a bunch of butter as you want. Hell yeah. I know. That's it. That's like that's the elite. Wow. I got a whole cup of butter sitting here. Nothing but respect for my queen. Well done. Thank you for, thank you for bestowing that upon us. I appreciate it. Sure. Have a nice day. Okay. Goodbye. What's like the fatty thing like super, and again, I can't keep referring to it as fatty. No judgment. But I just mean you had to have it. So you broke the rules. You guys know that I'm well, I'm half Italian and bright as a major issue for me.

10:15And if you are a long, you know, member of the 13, then you might remember not just once, but there's been a few times that I have eaten out of the trash because I. It's your trash. I know. We're not talking about the trash on the street. We're talking about it in your home. Like you threw it away. Yeah, but I'm not a cleaner. You know, I should be doing that and people are upset. If you see the top, you know, because I've done that too before where I've been like, I can't eat this. I got to get rid of this. I can't finish this old thing. So I'll put it in the trash, but I may kind of place it there. You know, towards the top, because there's a possibility that later I may revisit. Yeah. And so it's nothing perishable or you know, I don't put it the same trash. It's like in the bathroom or something. It's like the trash in the kitchen. It doesn't make you feel great after. But yeah, and also I've been I've fallen victim to. I'm going to share my story really quick. Door dash. Thank you very much for me ordering McDonald's. And then telling me I could also get Taco Bell. I could double dash.

11:16And I have done that before. Yeah. So when you order it, obviously they go, but do you want a slippery from 7-11 or do you want this? So I have gotten multiple fast food places because door dash asked me if I wanted to. And I'm like, you know what? I do also need a crunch of supreme. So I've said this before, but it's embarrassing when you do that. And then you would think they would have somehow making make it efficient where the same guy would go get both. But occasionally they'll have two different people show up to your house with two separate orders. And then there's like two door dash guys standing there with two different things. And you're like, yeah, that's me. I'm the same guy that wanted the hot dog and the ice cream from the other place. Yeah, that's me. How are you? Right. It's embarrassing. And you feel judged. I always get a big bag of popcorn from AMC to go. They give you a little squirt bottle of the butter when you take to go. What? No, that's next level. That's my kind of business right there. I like the little weird powders too though. Like I'll do a little, don't make that face of me. I'll do like the ranch powder, like the cheddar powder.

12:17You don't like that? Oh, no, I just need extra butter. Like I want the butter seeping through the bag. I want to have to have a little container underneath just to catch all the butter. And we sleep on the nachos. Sue at the movie theaters. The nachos are really good. With the hell opinion on the side. Yeah. Yes, yes. Even the little pizzas sometimes I'll get it. Same thing he likes to beat some pizzas. I think it's a hot dog. But there's a lot of stuff where it's like, you know, when you were a kid and you say, I want, uh, wherever you want, I want McDonald's. And it's like, well, I can make that at home. We have McDonald's at home. No, we don't. No, we don't. I'm sorry. No, I don't even have that or quality ingredients. I don't care. You might even have all the same ingredients. But it's not the same. No. If they don't put it together at the McDonald's, then it's not going to taste the same. I'm sorry. Don't try and fool me with this stuff. The people are very serious about the movie butter. Like, I can't believe the thing where they, they'll take the cup of butter and then they'll use the straw. Yes. And then they'll stick the straw at the bottom and like, lift the straw while the butter comes out. I mean, that is, that is really elaborate. That's, that's, that's a lot of work.

13:18Yeah. And messy and all of this, just so I can go watch, you know, uh, American Pie 8 or whatever. I mean, let me see here. What else? Well, this is stuff that people would consider sort of gluttonous, I guess. They're texting us. I stopped at McDonald's after my wedding ceremony to get snack wraps with my husband. Even though we were going to the reception afterwards. Yes. That's a smart. Yes. You have to do that. Um, get the straw and the butter thing. Uh, to save themselves during the pandemic theater started selling popcorn to go. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that would make sense. Um, I was vegetarian for over 10 years until I became pregnant one day. I had an intense craving for chicken nuggets. I had my way home from work. And I had to have them. So I stopped by Wendy's and got myself a kids meal with chicken nuggets and French fries. You just came. You had to do it, man. All right. Fair enough. Been there. I buy like eight side cups of quesadilla sauce from Taco Bell. And then I make my own chicken quesadilla at the house. Wow. But I've got to have the Taco Bell sauce to complete the meal. Wow. Okay.

14:18Maybe, maybe that's good enough. You know, maybe if you, uh, you have some of the ingredients and then you, I don't know. Um, this stuff doesn't, I'm not judging any of this. This is not that bad. Um, as I go through all of these texts, you know, a lot of people with the butter stuff, a lot of people, uh, you got to have the, the straw and the budget, uh, and the butter rather. Uh, some targets that have the target cafe will have the popcorn like the movie theater. And that's probably cheaper. Mmm. It's the French shows. Jonas Brothers, your laws, Vegas, all expenses pay. The only way to win is to listen to us each morning and get the keyword and then leave us a talkback message. And I've got another keyword coming up and if you missed any of them, they're on the iHard app search for the French show. Cameron's entertainment report is on the Fred show. BTS is set to make a tonight return to the tonight show with Jimmy Fallon appearing both March 25th and 26th. And the K-pop group will not only perform, but they're sitting down for an interview using the appearances to promote their new upcoming album and single swim.

15:18As you know, BTS is ramping up for this major comeback following all of their mandatory military service. This comeback also includes a new world tour starting in April, marking their first large scale live shows together since reuniting. Miley Cyrus says she's not sure she wants to do the Super Bowl halftime show mainly because it comes with huge pressure and expectations. She didn't roll it out completely though. She said she would absolutely consider if she could make the performance feel true to her whole career and personal style. Just not some big flashy spectacle, which we can make happen girl. We need you. We definitely need a Miley halftime performance at some point. So hopefully she's down for that. And I'm sure she's, I mean, she's used to the pressure and all the eyes on her. So you can handle it girl. Who is really cool to heck is that she's one half of the cold play, Kiskam cheating scandal. She says that she was super angry over that ad spoofing it with Gwanaf Paltrow in a recent interview. The former HR executive said she felt hurt and blindsided that the commercial created by Ryan Reynolds marketing company mocked what she calls one of the most painful periods of her life.

16:28She said she never gave permission for her story to be used felt like the joke fueled more public humiliation. Here's what's not cool though. If true, she did say that the fallout from this viral concert clip has been severe, including harassment, job loss and ongoing reputational damage while her former boss has been faced with fewer consequences. So I don't love that if they're both not getting the same treatment, but that might be a situation where you just got a surrender girl because people are going to make fun of that. You know, y'all acting goofy. Y'all jump down when you got caught. I don't know, but not cool if the fallout isn't equal to both of them. By the way, if you want to catch up on anything you missed from our show this week or really any way you can do so on the free I hurt radio app to search the Fred show on demand. It is the Fred show. Good morning. Thanks for having us on the radio on the I heart app live and anytime search for the Fred show on demand. I did something I never thought I would do yesterday truly in my life. I bought a Barbie dream house.

17:29Wow. I feel like I contributed to a pivotal moment in my nieces lives. I mean, there are certain things in life that happen. The Barbie dream house for some. I know not everybody. I know it's an aspirational thing and it's only the uncle with no kids and no real financial obligations. It's able to do something like that. You know, if I had kids or a 401k, then guaranteed guaranteed human. Then I wouldn't be able to do this, but I was able to buy the Barbie dream house. I was told yesterday that they wanted one by my sister because that's another thing now. She's decided is that if it's expensive, then she'll just recommend that I buy it. Right. And I can't, well, you know this, Keke. And I can't wait until the girls fully understand that because I do think at some point my sister, who I love dearly, I think she'll use it. I think she'll just tell them like, oh, you want it? You want these dance lessons or you want this thing?

18:29Then, oh, yeah, I want you as Bubba. I think at some point they're just going to have phones and they're going to have my number and then they're just going to call me. And then I'm going to have to tell them, no, but right now we know there's a they have my nieces have people. We have middle people who are, you know, handlers who are facilitating. I guess they're called parents, but so I got a taxi was the girls would like to Barbie dream house. However, if you don't want to spend $200, you can get them. And then it was like in lesser and then see like, you know, I don't know, like it was like a lesser thing. You can get them the Barbie town home. Oh, oh, right. I didn't know this. I didn't know that they have a more affordable option now for the Barbie dream house. It's the Barbie town home. I got it. It's $100 less. Stop it. Yeah, it's it's a town home instead of a mansion. Everyone's struggling. Right. Recession indicator. Right. Right. Are we going to have her dream home? It's a Barbie tiny house.

19:29It's what it is. And it's like I don't know. Yeah, right. I'm not. It's too early for those girls to understand how life really works. But you hope for a mansion, but you wind up in a town home. Like that's not, you know, or or not or less. And so I decided to spring for it. I don't really know what I bought and I'll never see it. I think I would assume it's a gigantic box. It looks like a gigantic structure. Mm-hmm. And because it and then I my sister has to deal with that. She has to wrap it and then I don't have to put it together. I call and we'll have to put it together. And then I guess I just get the glory. So it's really it's it's it's it's it's on the theme. It's on brand for what this uncle gig is and I just love it. You know, it's here. Here's here's a here's a Barbie dream house. Bubba got it for you. You they have to put it together. They have to manage like how the girls get to play with it and the whole thing. And I just I get to be the hero. I eat a great job. It is. I hope I hope today don't put the photo on the box. Because I have seen kids know what they're getting so many different times. Because super companies will put like a picture of a big bike on the side of a box.

20:31And then it arrives and they're like, oh my gosh. Oh, yeah. No, I'm hoping that I don't know where they're going to hide this thing. But I think in the attic I might they don't listen. So they listen to another morning showing the house. They don't listen to me. I think they listen to Billy the kid. They don't listen to me. So it's fine. I could talk. Yeah. No, I'm serious. A friend. It's fine. But why would they before that it was kidcratic? I got to hear a kidcratic show used to do. I'm like, well, you know, you know, you do this for a living, right? You know, it's incredible. Or great deal. I'm right. Exactly. You want a Barbie dream? You know why you get the town home now. Forget about it. Forget about it. I'm returning the dream house. You get the town home now. I think the town home is pretty brilliant marketing though. Because it's, uh, I think the dream house was 180 bucks. And I think the town home is like 80. So somebody at Mattel was like, guys, look, uh, we're not selling off of these houses. We got a really adapt to the times here. So let's downsize and, um, and we'll make it up. But I know we've talked about it before. But what, um, uh, are there other pivotal toys if you had the money?

21:31And I get that a lot of people didn't have the money for this stuff. But, you know, there was always the kid on the block that had the money somehow. And even though you were all in the same neighborhood, like somehow, you know, Jimmy's parents, I don't know if they were all buying everything on credit or what? I have no idea. But like somehow there was that one kid that had the trampoline. Um, there was the one kid that had the, the Barbie Jeep or the, or whatever the male equivalent was like a little, uh, battery operated Corvette or, I don't remember what, what the 80s version was for a young Fred. Um, but what else? What else can you guys think of? Like the toys that like the pivotal toy, the bicycle was one. Oh, yeah. The razor scooters when those first came out. Everybody wanted that first. Rollerblades were a thing in the 90s. I think they tried to make them come back. I'm not sure if they had. Game royals. Oh, yeah. That was a pivotal toy for you, Caitlin. Tickle me, Elmo. Do you not remember how hard they were to get? Well, yeah. But I mean, I feel like the bicycle changed the game.

22:31Like, like, uh, now I can get on my bike and I can ride into the sunset and never come back. You know, it was the ultimate freedom. Uh, chicken me, Elmo. Didn't didn't really provide me with the same, uh, enjoyment. Well, damn. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, uh, my furbies did. That was everything. And I wanted to be. It was all so bad. I wanted my bar. I wanted the Barbie car. I wanted to obviously my parents always bought me the, I mean, the Barbie Jeep was a male equivalent of everything. But I was like, wait. I don't want to tractor. I want to buy the Jeep. I mean, what? What's the pink Jewel? It's not telling me nothing in my Barbie Jeep. I'm sure for some kids phones, I would guess like video game systems. I would guess computers are like real game changers. Like, you remember, I would imagine you remember when you got your first phone. When you got your first, uh, you know, computer or whatever. But yeah, I'm, I'm excited for this. Now, I just know it's going to get more expensive from here, which is where I was really going with this,

23:32because Kiki, I saw, and I alluded to it a couple times yesterday. But if you follow her on social media, um, that you took your nephews to dinner. Was it red lobster? Is that where you were? Yes. Yes. They're choice. I'm sure, I'm sure it was. And I noticed with a three of them. Yes. Yes. And I noticed there were like lobster tails on the table. I think I saw like crab legs. Oh my goodness. Yes. There were fillets. There was a seafood. I don't know. They had a seafood tower red lobster that they, they did. I mean, but I was just amazing. We're probably 300 bucks worth of food on the table for these kids, which, what do you have 13? And then the other ones are under 10, aren't they? Yes. And the problem is starting to be that now they're like, they're tight. So they hang out, they talk all day on their phone. So before I would take the littles out, and then I would take the older ones out, and I would do it separately. You know, one check will go to the littles, the other one goes to the, now they're starting to communicate with each other. So they're like, why aren't you going to pick up, you know, Kamari, and I'm like, well, Jackson, no, I was just trying to take you.

24:32You know, like, it's like, now you have to take them as a group because they, they ride for each other. So you can't even like just sneak out and take one. You got to take it. Oh, yeah. It's getting crazy. Oh, I have noticed that Paul is doing that for Maeve. And I mean, she's a pretty big sister. Yeah. But it would be like, I'll bring Paulie something because Maeve is, is, what is she two and a half? So it's not that she doesn't know if I, we've already had this debate on this show, whether the kids at that age even know if you gave them the gift versus someone else. The Paulie absolutely knows. If it came from me and that I gave it to her and whatever. Maeve, I don't know yet. Like, for example, the Barbie house is coming and Amanda's like, it'll be good for both of them. Like, you don't need to get two of them or something. Like, it'll be fine. The Paulie will say, I'll bring Paulie a present when I come to see her. I'll usually get on Amazon and I'll chip it to the house and then I'll give it to, you know, it's there already and then I give it to her as a surprise. And then the first thing she'll say now is, what did you get from Maeve? Yep. Yep. Which is very nice of you. But I'm like, you know what, mind your business, okay?

25:33Exactly. Like, getting my toy back. Right. Because that would just be a nosy. She's just going, right? Keep it going. Why are you a rat? Why are you a rat, Paulie? Like, what are you doing? I mean, is it kind of me? Like, look. Why are you snitching? Like, don't go tell her. She's like, what about my sister? Right. You know? I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. The price is for Gigi. And she doesn't know. I bring her like a bunch of candy. Don't know. Yeah. But it's happy. Like, they don't know. Well, I'm sure you remember a couple of years ago we had the debate when Paulie was much younger. I'm like, why am I buying a bunch of toys for this kid? Because she's two years old. Like, she doesn't know they came from me. And she's going to get a bunch of toys. I mean, so fine. And then you guys were like, no, you have to buy her toys. And I did. But the fact is, the satisfaction. I mean, yes, of course she was happy to get something new. But she, I mean, there was no like way for her to have taken inventory of how much she had where it came from. So the joy really is in you watching. You get like, you get whatever, however many minutes it takes for them to open the toy and then throw it to the side. Like, they're really about me at that point. And so as this Barbie house to be honest with you, I can totally see why parents do stuff like this,

26:37where it's like, you know, why does, why does he have that? It's like, because I, there's no what, Paulie is not getting the town home when she can happen. We're not, I'm not on these streets. People aren't going to be talking about me like that. You know, they're not going to be like, I heard Fred was only a townhouse guy. I heard he wouldn't do the four, he wouldn't do the four payments for the, for the whole thing. You know, so no, I did the four payments for the whole thing because I, I can't have my nieces. But that's about me, right? It's not even about them. Absolutely. I mean, I, you know, I would have sent both, but you know, I would, I would have bought the Barbie Colisex. But you know, you know, what do they need to town home and it, I handed the mansion for it. If you got the mansion, you don't need the town home. What is the vacation home? Oh, yes. Yes. And then when, when Paulie doesn't want to share with Maeve, she could say go play the townhouse. You know, the big house. Yeah. That is smart. So go ahead and put that in the car, Uncle Fred. Thank you. I'm curious though, it's 55591035. There was a point to all of it.

27:38Well, one was to brag that I, I sprung for the, I was really proud of myself because I'm like, I can get out of this for less. I really can. And they would be, they'd be very happy with it. But no, I went for the bigger item. But in light of the lobster tails at red lobsters for the, for the eight-year-old, what is the super expensive thing that your kid has asked for? And you're like, where did you come up with that? Because that's another thing we've learned from Kiki's nephews. Yep. It's like, I know in this generation now, and it's smart. And I wish we could have done this. But you know, making like, in fact, I talked to a friend of mine about this last night. Her niece sent her like a, I guess there's a shared document that this teenager made. It has all of the gifts, different price ranges. It's all organized by price range. And then there's like some aspirational gifts in there too. Like it's, I don't know what a 17-year-old wants now, but it's, you know, some clothes up here. And then at this price point with a link. So all you got to do is click on the link and then hit buy. And then like, the address is in there and just said it to us.

28:41I love it. It's color coded. Yeah, my sister. She has links. It's all right there. Like we need to do more of this. Help each other out. But yes. So I guess this girl, it's like, you know, here's some clothes. I want some gift cards and then all the way to the bottom. It's like BMW and Gucci. Right. It's all the way down here. It's like, you know, just in case you're feeling really generous. You know, a $1,500 back here. You're here this year. That's right. And I guess the mom of this teenager was like, what are you doing? Putting a, you know, $1,500 back on this list. And I was like, well, you know, and so and so might be feeling a little generous. And so I, you know, I, I got to put something in there for all price ranges. But I'm just curious if what, you know, what it was for you guys. Like that your sister or your nieces or nephews or whatever. And I was like, where did you, you want what? You want flying lessons? You're eight years old. Like, what are you talking? You want to, you want a private jet? Like, what do you mean? Designer. Like, why are you asking for designer at your young tender age?

29:42Oh, wow. You know, like they want Gucci. They want wrinkle and shoes. They want a Mary King. I don't even know what that is. Exactly. I'm out of my price range. I'm like, I don't even worry. I have my fashion over. Right. How do you, you expect me to pay for this? But that's the stuff that they ask for. It's easy. Yeah, that's going to be, but that's going to be where I come in. It's probably going to say, or maybe it's going to say, I want this thing that's expensive. This is just going to plunder it off on me. So I said, but it's cheaper than college. So fine. You know, here's, here you're whatever you want, because I don't have to pay for college now. I see her. Fred, have you seen the 50 plus parking garage from matchbox for boys? That's brilliant, because I would imagine it doesn't come with 50 cars. Right. So, you know, if you buy the 50 car, which I guess this is equivalent to the Barbie Dreamhouse, but if you buy the 50 car garage from matchbox, then you can probably have to buy 50 cars because you can't have the thing like empty. You know what I mean? So matchbox is smart because I would imagine over time you got to keep buying the kid cars

30:46to fill the thing up because nobody wants like two cars in their 50 car garage. Right. That's pretty smart. Power wheels were in in the 90s. Big wheels. Yeah, those were like, that was like the big wheel in the front and the little one in the back, like kind of like a first bike, right? Is that what that is? Oh, I remember those, the big wheels. Yeah. You haven't had one of those in a few years, so I don't know. It's one big wheel in the front, two little ones in the back. Oh, yeah, a little tricycle. All about keeping up with the Joneses. Yeah. No, I agree. I think a lot of this stuff is about the parents and not the kids and then the kids benefit from it because you know, it's like when I was growing up and my mom bought me a Nintendo and it came with a game that had three games on it. It was a big fine here play with this and then the neighbor kid that she didn't like. I came home. I'm like, well, you know, whatever's name is Trey or whatever's name was. He has 10 games and my mom looks to me. Trey has 10 games. Yeah, he has 10. 10 of them.

31:46Yeah, getting the car. We went to, we went to twist our ass and we bought nine more games because there was no way the Trey and his parents that were drunk. It was no way that they, you know, then that were very rude and that their sprinkler sprayed our house or whatever. There was no way that Trey was going to have more games in us. There was just no way. So I think maybe that's it. I'm teaching people now that I'm teaching children this morning. We're listening. Exploit your parents desire to not be the parents that don't give you the thing. Absolutely. Let me see here. My daughter's growling attacks. My daughter's grown. But when she was a teenager, she found in a box, my Christmas list from I was a kid. It had things on it like a Rubik's cube and necklace, a clock radio, and some other little things. She said, what is this? That's all you wanted. And now, of course, the list is super elaborate. It's right. I mean, think about that. Like, you know, Legos or whatever. But now Legos are 200 bucks. And you can't just have like the bucket of Legos like we got. I got to have the Lego Eiffel Tower.

32:48The $399. And the lighting kit that goes with it. My 15 year old son won't give me a Christmas list for what he wants. He plays video games and hockey. It's super, super smart. But he doesn't want all kinds of stuff. I guess that's good. That's a good idea. You probably want some ideas of something. I asked for an easy bake oven. When I was a kid, I thought that was too extravagant in terms of price. And now they're back, by the way. I think they're doing better than a light bulb now is a heating element. It's an air fryer. I'm convinced. Oh, God. Now people are saying the other Barbie things that Barbie camper is a Barbie camper. Oh, man. She does campus. My mom had that. It's still in the garage. See, she needs this. Maven, and probably they need that. Yes. They need to go to the kitchen. Can you stop it right now? They need all of it. They got a mansion. Okay. And I can get a camper dentist. They need the vacation home, man. God.

33:48You got it. Whatever. Please. More Fred show. Next. Good. Wake up. Wake up. Good morning. I run the bathtub. You think I'm taking a bath, but I'm really doing what I got to do with you that too. Drop it. Drop it. The Fred show is. I like it. Oh, I'm into it. So, if it's nice, wait. No, I don't know that. I'll talk with those nails. You like us. No, no, no, no. I don't remember this. You like things with other people. Yeah. You like things with other people. No one. No one likes things with other people. No one likes things with other people. No one likes things with other people. Her poor people. Her poor people. Right. He made us able to use your hand and then watch it. Yes, girl. He had to be so mad if you gave him the house. But I like a thing. So other people. I don't want all of that, like a cloth. I don't want all that. It leaves residue when all of that. I need this much distance between my skin and whatever is happening there. Well, so I will buy Scott and Andy Scott is not there. I will buy the on-brand version of Scott Let me love the new little butter

34:48No, I'm using Edo Look, that's your copy picture to show the paper. I mean, it's terrible. It's clean Never been left waiting by the phone It's the Fred show and a good morning. Welcome to the show. How are you? Morning, guys. How's it going? Doing well. What's going on with this woman Nikki? How did you meet tell us about any dates you've been on and then where things are now? All right, so I met her at a friend's birthday party. I like go out of the birthday like pre-game thing We hung out for a bit and then you know before I left I got a number and We started talking we were like planning a date. We agreed to go and be up for drinks and you know, I was I was I think I was pretty good. I didn't do anything stupid. I was a gentleman We I had fun. We she had fun. I think and I want to see her again. I don't know why she's ignoring me and I can't get it. I've been asking all my friends. I'm an idea why yeah But that's a good point. You have the friends in common so if somebody probably knows something and no one's telling you in

35:52You also met in person first which you think would make a difference, but it doesn't always Because we've we've heard that before too where people you know Most everyone meets on the dating apps, but you met in person so you were able to gauge chemistry and Detraction and all that and so it would you would kind of think that going into the first actual date You have some momentum but for whatever reason you have not heard from Nikki since then and you want to know why? Yeah, yeah, yeah exactly and I thought it was kind of cool that we met in person Because nobody really does that right right all right Well, let's play a song. Come back. We'll call Nikki You'll be on the phone. We'll ask these questions and hopefully we can straighten things out and set you guys up on another day That we pay for sounds good Let's see what happens next part two of waiting my phone after this song on the Fred show Good morning. It's a friend show part two of waiting by the phone Andy What was that did you get that on the day? Did you any a day on the date and I think I got it? Like 10 seconds in here's a song the entertainment reports that you're excited. Yeah, okay. Well, we're getting the glimpse now

36:54Let's let's call Nikki you guys you met at a birthday pre-party and then you set up a date You went on the date you haven't heard from her since the date and you want to know why? Yeah, yeah, yeah, we are really don't know why No, we tried to figure out though. All right. We're gonna call her now. Good luck, ma'am. Cool. Thank you Hello, hi, is this Nikki Nikki good morning. My name is Fred. I'm calling for the Fred show the morning radio show And I have to tell you that we are on the radio right now And I would need your permission to continue with the call. Can we chat for a second? Would you mind? Sure, thank you very much for calling on behalf of a guy named Andy I guess you met him at a birthday party or a birthday pre-party or something and then you went on a date recently do you remember Andy? Yeah, I remember Andy. Okay, so what happened because we just talked to him and he had nice things to say about you and And thought that the date that you guys went on was went well

37:57But he hasn't heard from you since and we had no trouble getting a hold of you. So what's going on? Sure, I mean, we definitely hit it off I like we met at a party and exchange numbers and I mean, I'm gonna be real if he's hot You know, we like talked about going on a date. I was like all for it. So We went on a date and And yeah, when I arrived to the bar things kind of Got a little bizarre. Okay. What happened? Well, okay, so I'm walking up and I think it looks like there's like two big presents Like wrapped gifts Like yeah wrapped gifts and I really wish I had known them Tuesday he brought gifts if you wrapped Okay, and so you tell what was inside when you opened

38:58Well, okay, well, the first one had like a bunch of like soap and body wash and like perfume Yeah, why would you give a woman that you just met unless they smelled bad Even if they did I don't know why you go first of all why would you I would just someone who smelled bad second of all I don't know why you would do that. Okay, so a bunch of Smelly sort of clean things he gave you get best for your body For my body. All right, somebody went to bath and body All right, good and then and then the second box Was a pair of running shoes. Oh my god, and I've never mentioned that I'm a runner or That I'm interested at all and running distances unless I'm being chased and so just like I'm having a hard time Not feeling like there's like some sort of like Secret meaning to these gifts like to see think I need like You know exercise more

40:00You open this stuff. You're like okay, so you think I stink and I need to run Which means you think I'm not fit. Yeah, I mean that's probably what I would think if a person I just met gave me running shoes Let me ask Andy though because he's here. I forgot to mention that. I'm very forgetful. I'm sorry Andy, what are we thinking with I mean, I just may maybe maybe the the first gift I don't probably not but then the running shoes like what are we doing? Yes, okay First off Mickey I'm sorry, but it makes sense if you think about it. What I did. So okay Ladies General they they like they like to snow that they like perfumes Right, so I think Like I wouldn't buy some of the fragrance. I had never met like I don't know if you know what you like You can toss it away. That's okay. That's fine and and and the shoes the running that's just in general I think everybody out there is what there's doing the thing that's not like a personal attack or anything like that

41:01I see are they doing running around like Working it out. So you but me can you see though how when you give a woman or a man or give anyone who you don't Know that well and don't know what they're into I mean if she told you like I'm gonna go run the marathon And I and I love this brand of shoes. I may be but like she didn't tell you that she gave you zero indication So I would see that as you think I need to go run my ass around because I'm fat No, so you guys how did he get my shoe size like that's the other thing Yeah, how did you just look and make an estimate is he have a fetish like I don't I don't know I don't know. Did you want her to like yeah, what was that about how did you know her shoe size were they right? Were they right though making were they right? I literally just said you knew my shoe size. Yes It was correct. Yes, it's creeping me out. Yeah, how did you know that I look and I knew I I don't have my fetish

42:02I'm not weird. I'm not weird. I'm not weird. I'm just I'm just doing nice things. I don't know why people Get me freaked out, but need you and I think it doesn't make any sense. So there's nothing behind I think those are those are nice running Yeah, what size is pulling? Yeah, hold on. Don't you there I have to see my husband can fight you have you all you have to see your feet. Yeah, I'm sure you and you probably have to You know use some of that good smelling stuff on him first and he can take a look at him. I am so good on that I'm not weird. I'm just I'm not you said that Yeah, it's usually when people keep saying that weird is they're pretty weird. It does say it doesn't mean I Yeah, let me look I okay, I want to give you the benefit of the doubt that you were just being thoughtful But I also think that giving someone smell Smell good products and running shoes That's probably going to send a message that you apparently didn't mean to send It's a random set of things to give someone that you don't know for no reason If somebody brought ozampic on a date for me and wrapped it in gave it to me. I would be like, oh, I'd like to thank you

43:07I'm gonna say how much how did you get this? Very grateful for your thoughtfulness and kindness But I would also know that you thought I was fat. Okay, so I don't know But I didn't but I wasn't and I'm not you know what I'm saying. I'm just I'll try it which would you like to just maybe reconsider he was being thoughtful and And maybe see him again see if he does anything else weird brings you anything else in a day I don't know I wouldn't but I have to ask so all right look Nikki's not interested Andy. I'm sorry. It's not going to work out I wish you the best though I might not if there's like tracking a device tracking a device tracking a device

44:08I know I'm a little freaked out now. Okay guys good luck. Thank you Thank you It is the Fred show the Jonas Brothers in Las Vegas. Don't be live at Park MGM Memorial Day weekend the Fred show fly away today's keyword is pebble Pebble Is it Shaggy PT? How did you do this? Pebble whatever don't matter pebble is the word today jump on the iHard app two names of the station where you listen to us and then leave us and talk Backed message pebble P-E-B-B-L-E Is the word today and you can answer as many times as you want every day and the more entries better Val Kilmer may be gone, but he still headed back to the big screen all things to AI you guessed it The late after who died last year had already been cast in this Independent drama. It's called as deep as the grave But because his health prevented him from filming the movie's creators decided to digitally recreate his performance

45:11With the support of his family and a state. So that's an important piece of this story Val will appear as father Finton think as I you say it a Catholic priest a Native American spiritual guide a role filmmakers say was deeply meaningful to him The story follows real-life archaeologists working to uncover Navajo history in Arizona Which sounds really cool. I want to see this the project is being framed as both a tribute and Technological milestone highlighting how AI is increasingly being used to preserve Late actors and legacies and of course to the opposite for other actors You know, there's a lot of people like Matthew McConaughey who are warning about Protecting your likeness and your voice and and all of that good stuff So it's an interesting thing to watch happening real-time Zendaya was talking to e-news and said that she's been picking up a british accent thanks to her fiance Maybe husband Tom Holland, which this would totally be me I spend like three minutes with someone with an accent. I talk completely differently But she said out of nowhere. I just say very british things or I say things with a british inflection

46:17And it's happening guys. It's happening Everyone is still trying to figure out if they're married by the way after a long-time stylist La Roche for Zendaya said that they were on a recent red carpet That her mom playfully reposted the clip didn't say they weren't so I'm gonna guess that they are the wedding Mystery continued though because Tom was photographed without a wedding band at an appearance at the Empire Sea building recently But I'm sure they're married and just playing with us at this point Otherwise, you know, I think La Roche would have gotten in trouble for spilling all that tea By the way Zendaya's late co-star her late euphoria co-star Eric Dean his widow Rebecca Gayheart and two daughters made their first public appearance All together since his death at the premiere of Zendaya's film the drama, which looks really really good I think that's the one she's in with Robert Pattinson now. I don't know Text text us if if I'm mistaken, but I think I also stop Eric's two daughters at the Withering Heights premiere talking to Jacob Lorty who also is euphoria co-star and

47:19The finest man alive according to me and seeing him with, you know, the two daughters and just how sweet he was making sure they had fun Made him even hotter. So there you go So is you about his appearance yesterday at the Roots festival that's planned, but Jay Z will also play two shows A Yankee Stadium this summer to celebrate the 30th anniversary of his debut album 30 years in the game Which is pretty crazy and we don't get a lot of Jay Z performances So that's a big deal if you want to catch up on anything you missed from our show by the way There's a couple things. I would love you to do while you're there on the free iHeart radio app So search the Fred show on demand you'll find everything there But if you could set us as a priest that and also check out the new highlight teacher that would really really help us out It is the Fred show good morning. Thanks for having us on the radio on the iHeart app live and anytime search for the Fred show on demand So how does functional is your family and well there should be the topic. We'll leave it there and call now I just function as your family 855 I slide one one oh three five call now and we'll be talking about this for three hours

48:19No, how does functional does your family have to be for this to make headlines and how weird are the holidays going to be So a guy says that he is suing his brother-in-law after a prank in which super glue was poured into his belly button While he's slept. Oh, I don't know. Oh my god You're right over there. I hear this morning, and I know that's gala. So it's just like pranks are so silly until they go wrong And then you tell someone like that's how I lost my belly, but you know what I mean? It's a fine line. I just like what what must be happening, you know at the function where you're like oh he's asleep Oh, I know what to do But this this is the headline man suing his brother-in-law after he filled his belly button with Oh Yes, we the viral post that was shared to Reddit the guy writes that his wife and her family are furious after

49:25It's just a ridiculous story after he took his brother-in-law to small claims court But feels that he had no choice he writes my brother-in-law who was completely sober Thought it would be hilarious to film my belly button was super glue at some point I must have touched it because when I woke up I had glue partially dried in my belly button and on my finger We tried to remove it, but it was stuck The glue had adhered to my skin and we attempted to peel it off it caused some tearing around the edges Well the guy explained to his insurance policy Comes for the thousand dollar copay for emergency room visits He went to the ER anyway, and he couldn't remove the glue on his own So that's I guess he had to go that they used to solve him in an ointment to remove the glue and after everything The medical bill was $2,200. He then asked his brother-in-law to cover the cost But that guy refused the husband writes that his wife is upset her family thinks that he Overreacted No, I mean here's the thing if you're gonna prank somebody

50:26Then let me come on if I don't think I don't think this guy's overreacting at all If you're gonna prank somebody and you don't think it out and the or if the prank goes wrong And there's a $2,200 bill as a result of the prank you got to pay you did the prank you got to pay the price like Miss dude was his sleep. He know what he didn't ask for his belly button to get filled up Oh Right you you just took it somewhere else, but that's right No, you do Hey, I'm just I'm just telling you the headline. I am reporting the news. I am a journalist This man is suing his brother-in-law after he filled his belly button with superglue Don't you agree though? There's no there's no question here like if you if you do the prank and there is You know, damage. I don't know if you Die somebody's hair and they can't tie it back or they want to tie it back and then I got to go into the salon or You know, just it means you know in every day prank like telling someone's belly button up a superglue and they're they got to go to the hospital

51:28You got to pay for that right? Yes, that's official pranking rules. Yeah Like I don't know why this is on him. This man was just sleeping. He didn't ask for uh, you know I'm filled up belly button. It's like so embarrassing to go to the ER too Like when they ask you what's wrong and if it's not quote-unquote normal like that's embarrassing like my belly my brother-in-law glued my belly button And I need you guys to get it out. I would foul charges I tried to jail Yeah, that's the thing you have to see when you go to the yard and they go so what happened here? You know like this so what happened here right and then it's like you got to explain I told the story before but I have a friend who's a physician and during medical training he He had a rotation in the emergency room. I guess all doctors do and he told me the story because the story was more about empathy Than it was about what happened, but he was like a dude came in. I feel like every year doctor has the same story Which just makes me wonder like Have we not sent the memo out about not doing this but um apparently a dude had a glass coke bottle

52:30In his rectum And Right, that's what I'm saying and so and so I didn't even to know how it got there because I guess how it got there might be helpful And how to get it out and I think we all know how it got there But the dude was swearing up and down that he slipped and fell on it And then it lodged its way all all but and so he was this my doctor friend selling me He's like I was mad at this guy because it's like stop lying to me About how this happened like I need to know how you got it up there what you use what you did Because then I'm gonna use it a similar method hopefully to reverse it because if this thing breaks in there When we're taking it out then we have this serious pelvic surgery now Now we got to go through the stomach and we got it it's a whole big thing and we don't want to have to do all that So just tell me what what were you doing and what you know what are you on and like what really happened here And the guy just insisted I flipped and fell on this thing and it went there And so as an ER doctor, I just can't imagine the things that you must hear but if you guys

53:34I'm sure not quite that But if you guys ever had a prank go wrong Yeah, I broke my toe because actually my friend ended up marrying the dude who did it which is hysterical But in college they put a box like in the middle of the street with a cinder block in it on St. Paddy's day knowing that like drunk people would kick it I was the drunk person who tried to kick the box out of the street and I broke my toe. Oh my god Yeah They thought it was hilarious And your parents probably had to pay the medical bill on that Yeah, I mean, I was on my dad's insurance at the time because it was college But yeah, like going into the ER it's embarrassing and then I was wearing a boot in college from a prank Yeah, cuz that's the thing is it looks to how did this happen right? You got to explain Well, like I remember I went to the ER as a kid I We weren't tall enough. We put the basketball rim at my friend's house down as low as it would go Which I think was like seven feet or eight feet. I can't remember seven feet maybe But we weren't tall enough to dunk that That height at that point so we had the brilliant idea of jumping off of a bucket

54:39To them dunk the ball like okay, this is great. So it's concrete and a basketball who How are we gonna get up there? I know we'll jump off a little bucket So obviously you know what happens next the bucket, you know falls over When I'm jumping and I land and I won't get into it But let's just say my fingernail was involved No, it was graphic and it was painful and it was terrible And then I have to run home and I'm like 10 years old I have to tell my parents what I did and it's like you're an idiot And then I don't even know what to do with this so we go to the ER and then I have to tell this guy You know my parents are like, well, how'd you do that? It's always the dumbest thing, you know Or like the dude is shreds his hand cutting at an avocado, you know because he does the nice thing Or whatever you know how you can do that where you can slice the avocado like in the In the what I hope is right And people cut their they like sever tendons this way on their hand doing that And then you got it like imagine having going to the R&B like yeah, I need hand surgery because I You know was trying to make a Smoothie right there's something, you know, you just feel stupid

55:41But yeah, I think that that's prank rules I would say Is you got a if you are guilty of if you are the the super glue filler upper then you got to pay the price Oh, yeah, I agree Okay, good We're on the same page about this. Yeah, I just wanted someone to text if someone oh god This is um If someone dies in a prank, they'd have to go to jail. I mean, I guess that's true Right even if it's a prank. Yes, if somebody gets that seriously. Here you go. Joe. So I don't this is messed up This didn't ask for that. No No, did you guys ever do the prank? It was like a thing in my in college my freshman year In the dorm is like when people were asleep if their leg was kind of heck Because we had bunk beds and we would we would raise actually I guess they were like normal beds One was on each side of the room because you know College dorm rooms are like rectangular for the most part of these hours was they were long and rectangular So in order to save space you could raise the beds and like basically put you know They come in and they would put like another set of Legs on it so it was twice as high

56:42So you could put like your desk underneath it essentially it made it a bunk bed except with no lower bed So like if you're and a lot of guys would sleep and like their foot would hang out or their leg would kind of hang You know get out of the sheet or whatever or the comforter and so that became this thing for a few weeks Where dudes would take a Sharpie and they would draw on your leg if it was exposed while you were asleep And you wouldn't necessarily know this happened So if it was like on the back of your leg you'd walk around with like whatever they drew on it You were wearing shorts everybody would see it Come on I walked around an entire day with a gigantic dog I knew exactly what they drew on your legs It's always is and I didn't know I walked around a whole day like this because I don't know I don't look at my the back of what is it my shana or whatever. I don't look at that Anybody drew on it So I walked around like this all day funny. I should have sued. I should have sued. Oh, no For $1,200 that's right. You guys never had these kind of I'm like in the calendar because I've ever had this kind of college shenanigans

57:43My ticket and bring me at home. My brother used to do a lot of pranks But it was just like he was just mischievous. He was just doing dumb stuff like he would take a can of oil shino Like hairspray and make a fire torch. Oh, yeah What? Yes, like run walk past you and just light this big fire and then like laugh and run off He used to pop out of closets and like scare everybody like oh Yeah, so those kind of pranks, but nothing that would have ended in jail cuz get it Yeah, why do people bring people? Oh, I still bring my boyfriend all the time. Oh my god I Frank your boyfriend. What do you do? So he was in our bedroom the other night And he was like half asleep and I snuck out on the balcony through the other door And I just like pounded really fast and scared him. I jump out and scare him when it comes home I That's funny. That's a good man. I know, but it's fun I think he wants to pick up your dry cleaning and then here you are to jump it out I think it was me backing your bags and doing your laundry. Oh my god. No I'm so mad at him. He's banned from doing my laundry. Oh

58:45Stop doing your girls laundry. Please. I agree with that. It's really upsetting. I second. Okay. Well, I've never done my girlfriend's laundry I don't have one but maybe that's part of the reason I never done it because I don't have one But if I did have one, I'm not doing the laundry. Don't try to underwear Please, I don't want to see what I don't I don't need to know Like you need to be looking at my underwear and I don't need to be looking at yours I don't know why you're so passionate about that, but I'm I'm really passionate about this I'd be afraid to mess something like Like what if I what if I like wash your bra on I'm not supposed to or what if I wash your underwear incorrectly And then I write and then I dry it and then those little chonies were $25 and I messed up a bunch of them There's my all of our stuff, you know, and Jason could attest to this All of our stuff. It just literally you can just put it all in all of it at one time Yeah, all of it all colors all fabrics It's just all I separate I separate the bottoms from the tops. That's Separating that I do what does that kind of life? I don't know, but I don't know because I can't put the bottoms in with the tops and it's too much

59:49So I'm like, okay, how do I separate this in my head the bottoms go in what the tops go another low and then the whites What the hell? Not even do that you guys I know this is gonna make a lot of people shiver. Oh, please. I don't even separate the whites Oh my god I'm cold well sometimes it depends but but like every day just sort of whatever No, everything goes in on cold and most things get dried and I know that bothers a lot of people Yeah, I dry everything and single thing it's dry pad We're like gonna hang close you first of all you have a house Where I'm gonna close learn should not be drying your skins. Well now As we learned uh mic the mechanic has a home and Jason will not be a little bit more What happens to Mike so there is So he should get used to efficiency because that's probably what he's going to need All right the time has come as I have been telling you

1:00:52All right her radio music wards are back y'all through same March 26 on Fox hosted by Luda He's also performing Miley will be in the house as you know to accept the innovator award Alex Warren Laney Wilson Ray TLC and Vogue salt and pepper are performing just announced came Lonnie She's also gonna be there John melancholic John melanchamp excuse me will be accepting the icon award that he is and yes Miss Taylor Alice and Swift will be there. It's not gonna be like her Oscars appearance or lack there of where we just saw Her little feet going into Beyonce and Jay-Z's after party she will be there in the flash This is a big deal and I can finally tell you so like I said March 26 on Fox look out for that Taylor whoa, I'm excited Word is that Netflix is planning a kpop demon hunter's world tour This comes of course off that major Oscars win for the song golden as you saw or heard by now and Word that they're working on a sequel so lots of news

1:01:53revolving the iconic Kpop demon hunters. I don't have many details, but they are in talks So parents you need to start saving because I'm sure the merch alone is going to be wild If you need a little drink too, it's probably gonna cost you Upwards of of $30 everything's very expensive. So start saving now, but that is also exciting A tour which is pretty crazy Rihanna and ASAP Rocky were spotted for the first time since that terrifying shooting incident that took place That their Hollywood home last week the couple had a large group of security guards as they had it to a New York office this week And I do not blame them Yeah, it's very scary situation. So they're probably gonna be hanging out either in New York or Barbados for the time being Nicole Kidman was asked how she reacts when she sees her AMC ad on the big screen She told CNN as soon as I see it come on I run out, but my children have seen it with their friends And that holds more way. I don't know how often Nicole is in Movies with the rest of Jen pop the the public, but

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