Friday Follies- March 20th, 2026

0:00Refreshing wild cherry cola meets smooth cream. The treat you deserve. Pepsi wild cherry and cream treat yourself. Welcome to Friday Follies right here on the Mutual Audio Network. It is Ivox, the superhero with the ability to transmit my thoughts directly into the minds of others. And this is my new trainee, Melvin. Hi there! We are here to tell you about the lineup for today's installment of Friday Follies. Superhero Edition, as part of his training, Melvin will transmit the information to you telepathically. I am here simply to observe. Melvin, begin. Testing one, two.

1:01Oh, I think I've got it. All right, first up today it's Madison on the Air Episode 61, The Blue Beetle. Uh-oh, correction. I think I need to start over. Clear your mind, listener. First up today it's Madison on the Air Episode 61, The Pink Beetle. The first time I said, The Blue Beetle. Just keep going, Melvin. Gotcha, Vox. It looks like Madison Standish has taken a special assignment in 1940 old-time radio. She will be looking into reports of a sea serpent terrorizing bathers in the tourist town of Breaker City. It seems the beachfront hotels are losing business and the owners fear bankruptcy. Financial insolvency, the superhero's worst enemy. In no Vox, we really should charge for our services. Oh, sorry, that thought was just for me and my boss. Clear your mind, listener.

2:02Okay, beachfront hotels losing business, owners fear bankruptcy. But what does all this have to do with the pink beetle? Oh, I see. In this story, Madison is the pink beetle, very clever. Who would ever suspect that an ordinary New York City police officer would be the... Melvin, superheroes never reveal their secret identities to the public. Oh, sorry, Dad. I mean, clear your mind, listener. Move on to the next show in the lineup. That's Comedy Forecast and Danny Hillcrest's preview of 2025's Summer Movies. 2025 previews? That means Danny has the power to turn back time. I sure hope he knows how to use it. I remember what a mess I made of the 1600s when I entered with the Silver Stopwatch. Melvin.

3:03Right. Clear your mind, listener. Danny previews 28 years later. Superman and the Fantastic Four first steps. What do Superman and the Fantastic Four have that I don't have? Melvin. Apparently the ability to stay on topic. You know the drill by now. Here your mind, listener. And the final stop on our trip through the world of superheroes is technical difficulties. Episode 212 Rain Chaos. Okay, there's a segment about office meetings. Some words to live by. Big loud talk down. Hey, Dad. About the only thing I can come up with for the superhero's theme is this part here about Chad Blasterman, action agent. Well, it's enough. I'll take it from here, Melvin. Hold onto your capes, comedy fans. You're about to blast off with Friday follies.

4:05Here on the mutual audio network. I should have stuck with the Silver Stopwatch for my internship. Now she knows how to party. Melvin. Clear your mind, listener. Two teams. One cup. The prime time stage is set for the TGL presented by SoFi finals. Los Angeles Golf Club versus Tiger's Jupiter links. Keep up. It's Playoffs. Next 23rd, 9pm Eastern on ESPN 2 and Tuesday, March 24th, 7pm Eastern on ESPN and on the ESPN app.