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Good morning and welcome to episode 1923 of Hard Factor. It is Wednesday, March 25th, 2026.

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slash hard factor. If you need more hard factor, today, Pat, you're up first. What do you got?

I just got a brief war update. Just going to get in. Get out. Get on with our lives. It's Friday.

Just quick. What's going on with the war? Okay. Is it like a mean that sounds like a more upbeat?

We won it. Well, that's a positive one. You know what worse spelled backwards. Raw.

And that's how we did you around because we won it already. That's quick. That's what they're saying.

Impressive. Mark, you're on deck. What do you got? A YouTuber in Ireland that went to war with

this pregnant girlfriend and killed her. And then he had quite the alibi. We'll get into it.

He's already got away with it. Almost tense. Okay. All right. We'll find out about that murderer.

He went to war with sanity. As murderers often do. Yeah. Yeah. It's a it's through a battle.

And then Wes, you're in the hole. What do you got? In case you guys have ever wondered what it sounds

like when a Malay person catches a couple having sex in a cemetery, sounds like I've got that audio

for you. I think we've all we've all wondered that in one time or another. What that would sound like.

And then I've got the Malaysian Malaysian. Yes. They speak Malay. But and then I've also got

if we have time. Malade. Yeah. Someone's got Malade. The new the new video game that is sweeping

schools across the nation that has parents very upset. Oh, okay. School shooting game.

Uh, it's it's I don't know what just worse. I that's probably worse. This is this is close

second though. Okay. Yeah. Okay. I got I got to see what that is. I love video games. And then

I've got the latest in a boner pill news. Well, boner edible news. Nice to wrap up the show.

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you know what though with the horny goat weed even though they're expired to actually work better.

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Haven't had the pleasure. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. One of the worst smells ever is a goat. You smell the goat

is a goat. Yeah. I have my cousin. My cousin has a. Here's my guy. Wes. He's in rut. Yeah. You can smell it. Don't get too close to him. He's in rut.

He's in a butt. Yeah. He's disgusting. Don't find his boner. He's in rut. I was in rut last night. I

had to take a shower. I took my pants off and I was like, whoa. All right. Just haven't just had a

hard on. Just rocking that. Wow. You're a master master masturbated in the shower. Yeah. You got it. My

box is melted off. I said, hello. All right. Guys, I take a load off. Yeah. Real quick. We won the war. So

that's pretty good. Sweet. War is over. War is over. I know we would. Yeah. We want it. We want it.

So that's good. But yeah, just a couple quick updates for the war that's been won. Let's go to

the Oval Office, where Donald Trump made some remarks about the war. He did three pressers on Tuesday.

A lot of pressers. Let's get a staff member to take a page out of the old Biden book and

shoe the man off. Here we go. Well, I think we're going to end it. I can't tell you for sure.

You know, I don't like to say this. We've won this with this war has been won. Okay. The only one

that likes to keep it going is the fake news. I mean, the New York Times, you read the New York Times.

It's like we're not winning a war where they have no Navy and they have no Air Force and they have

no nothing. And we literally have planes flying over to Iran and other parts of their country.

They can't do a thing about it because they're going to make a deal. They're going to make a deal.

They did something yesterday that was amazing. Actually, they gave us a present.

And the president arrived today. It was a very big present, worth a tremendous amount of money.

What? I'm not going to tell you what that present is, but it's a very significant teaser prize.

And they gave it to us and they said they were going to give it. So that meant one thing to me

would deal with the right people. No, it wasn't nuclear. It was a very nice thing they did,

but what it showed me is that we're dealing with the right people because you know, you don't

know because no leaders left. The leaders are all gone. Nobody knows who to talk to.

But we're actually talking to the right people and they want to make a deal so badly.

You have no idea how badly they want to make a deal. And we'll see what happens. I want to thank

Pete Hakeseth, the job you're doing over there. Oh, it's over, guys.

According to NPR, no Navy. They have no Air Force. They certainly don't have any eye.

I told them to kill three or four of those. They're talking to us.

So we've won. Okay. Yeah, we won. Also just a quick, quick note. The Pentagon deployed about

3,000 soldiers from the US Army's 82nd Airborne Division on to collect oil press. Right,

to join the 2500 Marines that were deployed last week. Those are paratroopers if you're keeping

squirt home. Have a little victory party on their soil. Got a couple of their notes. These are

just notes here. Note, Iran's foreign ministry denied entering any sort of negotiations at all

with the US. The parliamentary speakers said that talks were quote, fake news intended to

manipulate financial and oil markets and to escape the quagmire in which America and Israel

are trapped in gamesmanship. Okay. Couple other notes here. Oh, NPR confirmed that the Israeli

military wants to keep fighting Iran for several more weeks to achieve its war aims.

That's a nice press. Yeah, I mean, I feel like I feel like you can leave before Israel. They're

like the last kid on the soccer field. You know, you don't have to. They like dongles with them,

you know, well, after the sunset, you can just go ahead and pack up, you know, get the gay raid.

It's well, you think that we saw Israel won the movie. This is the sequel, guys, and get ready

for the third in the trilogy because Israel said Tuesday that it's going to seize some parts of

southern Lebanon to create what it's calling a quote, defensive buffer. Hey, well, we're here.

We're just probably going to stay here. They're going to move into Lebanon. Yeah, remember the

Syrians, the Hezbollah strikes, they were going to invade. It feels like their thing, you know,

just let them have have at it. We're going to just hang on to this point of Lebanon until everyone's

safe and just a little bonus. Just a little bonus. Lebanon for us. So I want to totally land.

I will say that part of the world is beautiful. I mean, they talked about

turning Palestine or whatever the Gaza strip until like a resort area. I mean, there's just

beautiful beaches and land all around Israel and then Lebanon and right. I mean, outside of the

consistent war, thousands and thousands of year of bombing and the iron domes and the

metal grids on everyone's windows because gorgeous. Beautiful land.

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in a rod framing the conflict as a quote historic opportunity to remake the middle east by dismantling

the Iranian government and doing things like grabbing I don't know iran's oil island carg island

uh so mbs is like go go you're doing great keep going but they keep going we're rooting you on

here uh and they and they own us so that's pretty good um oh the straight up for mose is still closed

okay that's uh that's just one thing so when you say they own us do you think they have a new

Epstein in the mix right now whose i do have this was pulling all the strings i do have to say

it wouldn't surprise me if israel had dirt on donald um because you know they were like we're

going to war and you're coming with us and he was like okay uh i don't know but they own us in

that their money owns us where they're daddy um i mean look jane daniel's of the commanders

didn't play in 12 games last season he's injured but he got his ass out there on the

Saudi football field to play a game of flag football last week against a group of hopeful

Olympians who were literally playing for their lives do those guys kick the shit out of the

NFL players is pretty cool the u.s. a flag football team was very much better yeah it's very

much very much well they're also very much better they're also excellent flag football you gotta

get ready where to get your franchise quarterback injured but again Saudi Arabia owns us real

quick guys uh strainer her mose or her mose her mose is still closed um just quick note here

that's one fifth of the world's oil that goes through the straight uh and uh yeah

majority of the cargo ships that go to any golf country there's about 3,200 ships just stuck

there waiting um and oil prices are spiking everywhere but since the war is one i'm assuming this

is a temporary thing right this is uh he doesn't like to say it will he the war is one

do you have any fresh ever they haven't updated it it sounded like a dog took a shit on our on our

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is an addictive chemical okay fair enough um we're going to talk about this one's a little bit

depressing so uh hey let's start with comments is it bring an emo mark back says

well you mark when it gives us this yeah i i'm a little bit sensitive to this one but

emo mark would not care whatsoever about this story um this one's fucked up meet iris youtuber

steven uh mc mccullig mccullig mccullig where is he there's this piece of shit um seen here in a

shirt that says what are you looking and then it cuts off uh we can't see the rest it's in big white

bold lettering terrible shirt yeah i imagine it's what are you looking at

weafstick or or something hmm yeah what do you look at at your cunt yeah feel think cunt

uh you know it's something super offensive because it's a black shirt with white writing that's

the most offensive it's not a pretty shirt so it's only when gonna work if it's very offensive

yeah the black shirt with white writing only it's the most offensive template you can go with

possible it's just exactly you're going for for shocks for gas no frills just a thrills yeah exactly um

he somehow convinced 32-year-old Natalie McNally to date him and let him have sex with her we know

this because she was pregnant when he stabbed her in the neck strangled her and bludgeoned her head

and uh and killed her all of it shocking all of it shocking start to finish wow yeah put a poor

choice by Natalie all right yeah i know uh there were signs that this guy sucked oh and we don't

need to say allegedly on this one because he was just found guilty of the December 2022

slaying and was convicted of first degree murder and sentenced or he's about to be sentenced to life

they don't have the death penalty over there but he's going to go away because this was the most

clear case of premeditation maybe i've ever seen it's just a slam dunk um but his plan almost

worked he almost got away with it because what he did was he recorded a six hour live stream

of himself playing grand theft auto on the night of her murder setting up a perfect alibi as he was

on camera the entirety of the possible murder window but as it turns out that was a recording he

made a few days before and loaded as a live stream and just turned the live chat feature off

what he went to go kill his pregnant girlfriend they'll never figure it out okay

yep worth a shot hey we have our live chat on right no one's killed anyone right now how long did he

get away with it how long did he get away with it before what were they realized it was an uploaded

stream yeah so we'll back what had happened in December 2022 probably you know in December or

early January he was arrested immediately because as you'll hear soon on his fake live stream he

clearly made jokes about killing her probably frequently and and called her a bitch I'm sure

and so on and so forth so he got arrested like a media like someone's like well it's probably the

guy who wears the what are you looking at you filthy can't sure that is threatening her on every

live stream about doing what are you looking at you dumb pregnant bitch it's probably him so they

arrested him like immediately without like doing a ton of research but then he was like oh did I

maybe why don't you go to my YouTube channel and see what the timestamp says for a live stream

right yeah he's making a lot of six seven references I feel like that's over yeah it was two

it was like two weeks yeah yeah something that sounded so they they bought it they're like oh

shit he did live stream okay okay so he's out of jail he was this was back in 2022 now we're

approaching like early 2023 because it was December 2022 so they let him out of jail like January

2023 or whatever and they're like oh we're so sorry sorry like you you were live streaming

it got to the point where they like didn't think it was him at all and then Natalie's parents

were like oh we're so sorry you were even arrested we know we know you loved her and they like

oh accepted him in and gave him condolences yeah with him again oh yeah yeah he went and then at

the funeral the parents are like hugging him and they let him have extra alone time with gesture

coffin while he was doing the crocodile tears yeah yeah yeah yeah um so it's worth this to the woman

that wrote the book about losing daddy who who killed which recovered that yeah they just made a

that she was on 2020 this past week yeah she wrote the book about grief after killing her husband

poisoning him for the third time yeah yeah probably this one this one's worse yeah this one's

worse this one but I will say that the two lady did try to kill her husband like multiple times

before she actually killed her she poisoned like his pizza and those sorts of things yeah he knew

it he knew it so hard that he put the house in a trust instead of giving her the house it's

correct but she also blew off his money and and stuff too it was more it was the poisoning plus

the life insurance policy is out against him and then taking millions of his dollars and investing

in flipping a house that she didn't tell him about and putting up their house for mortgage I

watched the whole 2020 it was a whole no one was sold out on this one too for this situation so they

let him go right and then it's like he's like I got away with it but fortunately the tech guys

got involved because people reported it was you know a little convenient that this was his only

live stream ever without an option to comment oh and then also they looked at all the CCTV footage

outside of Natalie's home and found him in and out of the house in and out of the house carrying knives

and shit during the the murder when he was live streaming so he couldn't be in two places at once

right they had that they didn't have that until they until they were like look we don't need to

go to the seat while we're while we're slowly going to the CCTV footage we we do acknowledge that

he was live streaming that's that's a that's a fact but yeah we've solved this it's over

yeah that couldn't be him he was live streaming here's the clip of a few of the things he said

including a morbid joke about his soon to be more murdered pregnant girlfriend that he was

you know clearly planning on doing while he's live streaming this and the technical issues

unable to read the chat because this stream is all for it it's kind of up the left it means I

can't check the live chat which is a real shame he also has this strange moment where he mentions the

victim's name apps of good nightly absolutely absolutely absolutely absolutely not he hasn't killed

her a couple days later no he would use that stream that's weird now was it crisp he was

wearing a Christmas like a summer 18th of 2022 when he took the murder but he did that stream

in his own home okay like December 15th so he was that was another plan you know like I'll put it

up even closer to Christmas than they'll really buy it right he's for many years on you would have

known someone's off right yeah yeah yeah or like it was Thanksgiving because he did it too early yeah

he got a turkey hat on yeah real pieces shit this guy yeah they got him it's going to jail for life

didn't work it planned didn't work almost almost did that's almost did a photo footage thank God there was

the CCTV footage because they did some actual police work and somebody's Irish cop

much of fucking assholes those cops are gotta drive all the way over there I guess we'll ask him for the

footage dry bad no matter who's on the CCTV footage it won't be him a couple of things about

streaming all right well glad they got him a piece of shit yeah I think we've talked about this

before guys but when it comes to the most disrespectfully kinky places to have sex will be your

top pick probably sure it's like kinky places I mean I gotta be sure you got it open and

disrespect yeah um geez a funeral home funeral home church cemetery your buddy your buddy's

marital bed if it's your buddy's wife that's really disrespectful yeah if he has like a open

window scenario and you invite the public open the windows yeah your buddy's bed's pretty bad you

get back from from a long fishing trip yeah your buddy's wife the china is pretty bad too yeah that's

pretty bad but don't talk more like in public though so buddy's wife but it's a little more private

but market it on the head cemetery is what we're talking about today okay uh and again if you've

always wondered what it sounds like when a couple is caught having sex in a cemetery by a native

malaise speaker you're in luck because we're going to Malaysia today where a couple was as you

guessed it caught on video with their pants down having hot disrespectful sex in a cemetery and

broad daylight and apparently according to the translation uh the woman in the video is yelling

at the couple malaise this isn't the first time the couple has been caught boning amongst

the dead people um and according to the article one or the asia one article by limb koei

the video which has gone viral was filmed by an angry visitor who claimed again not the first

time and it starts you do again you have been caught naked here several times already and i'm

just going to play you the clip because it's hilarious

I'm in there just fucking all right he's but naked he's but naked

but naked is she still such a distinctly while we're talking the afternoon

that's my favorite that's my favorite asian uh thing when they go ha like like they want my

answer you know huh that's awesome you'll come here that's sex huh

it's like a statement and a question in all the same time yeah it's like mr. McGregor

fine ampute-rehabitant in garden again yeah anyway uh they did they explain is it a revenge thing

no so they weren't married it was obviously they were cheating on their spouses or it was a secret

thing so they thought the best place to go to not be caught would be a cemetery but not

This lady apparently lost her husband or somebody and she goes there every fucking day

So tough luck on them. They were arrested separately 37-year-old woman 50-year-old man

And they're being held until March 26th while they get to the bottom of the investigation. So

Whoever they're married to or with they're gonna have some questions to answers to why they haven't been home in a few days

It's not just a king. Oh, yeah, the second he gets home. It's a bunch of huh?

You smell like cemetery

Why you been huh?

Yeah

That's the rest of his life is a bunch of house

All right, let's move on

The new game video game that's sweeping the nation

I don't know if you guys have heard about this

Five nights at Epstein's

Shut up. Yeah, it's in a five nights of Freddy's exactly. It's a play

On the five nights at Freddy's and I'm gonna show you some clips from the video game and a new story because

Kids know kids are apparently using their

School issued Chromebooks to download and play this video game which you can do

for free

And they're being exposed to the Epstein files via this video game and talk you up. Yeah, so here's formative too

Yeah, it's actually kind of cool. Well, they use the actual as you'll see photos from the files to create the game

So here's the clip and I spliced in some

Some actual gameplay where they the they get it's like jump scares when you die

Uh, like Epstein gets you exactly

Totally only meets you in the cell

On Wednesday parents took to social media asking fellow parents in the Kerns community

If they've ever heard of a disturbing video game the her son admitted to playing at school on the laptop that the granite school district provides

The games

Five nights on Epstein's island that can be played on several websites for free

Inspired by the popular video game five nights of Freddy's but in this version

You're on Epstein Island with the goal of surviving five nights without being killed by not only late

And they get sex if they're Jeffrey Epstein

But other notable figures found in the Epstein files layers navigate the island

Using sound to divert attention opening and closing ventilation ducts and attempting to survive five nights without being discovered

Some game mechanics reportedly include the option to make a child or baby cry to lure predators

The content that has horrified parents and extra life

I'm placing players in a survival scenario on little St. James the game mirrors real world horrors

That children should never be exposed to blurring the line between entertainment and exploitation

Not only that these photos you see here during the game might look a little familiar

That's because these are actual photos of the inside of Epstein's Virgin Island home on little St. James

Reliefs by the DOJ

Michelle Martinez as her child has played the game and is devastated her child now knows something is horrific as Jeffrey Epstein's crimes

That was a

Incessor son school and the grand school district needs to run with sites can be accessed on school computers

Renew computers

Completely or spend the money and upgrade their technology to prevent these kids from being able to have access to games on their computers

Bread at school district is not the only school district facing this issue as the game's popularity is spread to schools across the country with free

VPNs and proxies available on school computers locking access to certain websites on school computers turns into an almost

Impossible task leaving parents across the country demanding tighter internet security at their local schools

Ensuring their children are never exposed to disturbing games like this one especially in their local school

There you go. I mean look listen first of all the game looks awesome a little bit a little bit

uh

Sure, but maybe we should be mad at the people yeah that perpetrated and haven't gotten in any trouble

It's so absurd to set that the game exists. Yeah, we're gonna be more upset about the game than uh

Yeah, no one's been arrested. Could you believe the mob was so upset that the the kids found out that the Epstein exists?

Yeah

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Yeah, dude. It's a great. It's a great idea, but it's gonna get shut down fast, but great idea. I mean

Hilarious that kids are planning at school. Yeah. Yeah

Oh, man

I mean, yeah, maybe just direct direct the anger towards the perpetrators, I would say right

That's a video game creators doing. Yeah, that's uh, so that's all that that's all that messages

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College kids would take honey packets. Um, I think there's multiple the Mormons were doing that, right? Yeah a lot of like honey packets was like a big

Mormons love hanging across the honey packets

Everything is that in the cafeteria at high school

No more like that. Yeah, but like and it gave you boners like they were it was just labeled as honey for okay. Yeah

Yeah, yeah, so so this is boner bears honey

It's so sweet. You got to call it honey

Exactly. It's a type of honey that's supposed to give you a boner

And it does

They come in honey gummy other other other

Like formats and according to these two dudes like these bros ran bros on youtube. They taste really good

This was the only video I could find on boner bears was a guy in a Colorado sweatshirt

And then another guy in a shirt. It was too tight talking about looking at the guy like he wants to fuck him

Yeah, interesting show they review boner pills together. Those are all different boner products

They don't take the boner pills. They just talk about them. It's a really interesting format. Um

Okay

No, we don't take these how can you review them if because we're two dudes together. Why would we take these we don't take them on air, which is very

Perplexing. It's like that. Why would you do a boner pill review the whole point? Okay

Yeah

They taste good according to those guys anyways boner bears is owned by pure vitamins and natural supplements

LLC at a Tampa, Florida

And it turns out that the state of Ohio

released a pdf and all kinds of stuff that says that boner bears

Is actually just sildena fill and tell dolla fill

Which is the stuff in viagra and cialis and that is just that inside of of of a honey packet

So so as of March 14th pure vitamins and natural supplements LLC is voluntarily pulling their own products after getting caught

Just putting like regular ass viagra and cialis into their products another

A line of their products was a red and blue bull extreme

Which are like Asian themed. Yeah, that's a major trademark infringement as well. Look at the slogan don't quit

Don't stop

Don't quit your own mom almost there don't tired though

You're the red bull or the blue bull. I don't understand, but it looks like you're not natural

It's like it looks like an Asian uh, you know theme kind of like you know

So they had like they had like the one for like you know, like you can go corner hippies and america

They had the one for like Asian American quit. Yeah, huh? And yeah

Yeah

So so don't listen that old lady don't quit huh

Keep proud of me, huh? You go quick, huh? Put me in my grave, baby

Uh, so these guys have just like, uh, you know, they have a bunch of boner like um gummies and honey's

They're selling them out of Tampa to everybody in the USA

But it turns out as you may have could tell from the red bull extreme

Packaging that they definitely don't make these things in Tampa

Right. She's brought it to the USA down there, will he? They don't make these tings and Tampa pat

So basically, this is just an advertisement that you can probably get viagra and sialis

honey and gummies on teamoo from the state of Ohio at the end of the day

I mean, what kind of the story is actually it's kind of respect though, right? Because like

You don't expect that like a gas station boner pill is actually gonna have legit boner medicine in it

That's kind of like it's kind of endearing like I like it

No, they cut straight to the chase. They were just like well, I mean, it's pretty much legal everywhere

So we're just gonna put it inside of our barn. What do you think corny?

Goatweed the other 80,000 products having it to make it work

There's no way it's actual boner pills. I mean, there's no chance to they test the shit

I mean, that's how they get caught I guess like people were

What if they didn't get caught from like a complaint nobody's complaint obviously people love this shit because it's just over-the-counter viagra

So it was like they got caught by like an auditor some shit

Maybe maybe the grateful dead fucked them over cuz you know they

reported them for the the likeness on the bears and then shortly after they went to these teletubbies style bears and then now out of business

selling viagra inside their jails

I'll be back

Oh, yeah, I mean, I think because the way this is it's a kind of a front company. Yeah

Pure vitamins and natural supplements LLC and Tampa can just shut down and like claim ignorance like oh, dude

It was just it was just a factory in China that gave it to us. We had no idea and then they can just sell another brand

They can get black bull extreme. Yep. Yeah, and then they're back in the game white white and black bull extreme

Yeah, I don't want to go we'd one time

On a car ride back from the beach with another man

Oh geez why why

Sometimes you got a boner pill and you just you just pop it. You don't think and then there you are

Two hours. No, they're very situation ride. They're very situational. You got to be tactical. Yeah, I mean boner pills. How long was the car?

Oh

For it was four hours back from chingotig and then what were you gonna do when you got back? I remember this

I remember this Pat you said I remember Pat like saying when he got back from the car ride that he had his erection was it hurt

It was it was so because we were young. That's how you know it worked. Did you have a girlfriend?

No

Okay, no

Road trip

Yeah, bitch you don't dare me to take this yeah

Yeah, I'm gonna get some snacks and boner pills for the ride

mm-hmm

That must have felt so great when you could finally okay, I'll totally yeah finally take a load off after that look if you don't

Put your foot on the pedal. I'm gonna have to jerk off in the car. I mean

I couldn't imagine taking a Viagra back then that's crazy because you take it now and it's it's all I mean

Yeah, and it gets eight percent hard

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You think you it's still not doing it doing the trick for you right now? Yeah

That's the show

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