February TV News Bloopers

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1:00During that weird laugh that Skin had, the witch laugh, this is actually the number one been in Skin Show clip of the year from 2025. So let's revisit that real quick. Keep moving, keep exercising. Keep friends. She says that she's starting to fill her age and says that she will keep moving until she no longer can. Okay. Can we end the show with that every day? Wow. We should. That should be the last thing you hear the, the, the, the witch melting. I'm melting. Okay. That's about it. It also sounds like some air is coming out of my balloon at the end of it. Just kind of remember that tuck it into your brain. Don't forget it because they're doing a story up in the Midwest about we did this story on the show where the lady got caught pooping in a park. But they're doing this news. Uh, you know, uh, they're doing the story on it on, on, on TV news.

2:03And then they start laughing a little bit and the weather guy's like, I don't know what to mean now. And it's all real sassy. But you're going to get a lady who's got crazy witch laugh. Dan County woman faces fines after being arrested for allegedly defecating in a city park. Stunt and police are calling for a serial defecator. I didn't write this. I got multiple reports of finding feces and toilet paper being left at the park. The 46 year old woman was caught on camera in the act by a drone. As you see, the whole imaging. Wow. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, no, don't come to me, Agra. A story like that. No, absolutely not. What? I think I'm going to have to read this one here. If I may, yeah. Okay, that sounds like the great lady. That's what I was thinking. Hold on, I'm trying to find out the great lady. She stomping on grapes and she falls and hurts herself. There's also, there's also, is that the great lady you just

3:09there's also, man. So you've seen the clip. I'm assuming Kevin. Yeah. So we haven't or I haven't seen the clip. I'm assuming y'all have it. No, no. There's long period of time where it sounds like someone's choking. Did you hear that? Yeah, I heard that. Wait, listen, I hear. I think I'm going to have to read this one here. If I may, yeah. Yeah. Sometimes you laugh so hard and you can't breathe. So that's exactly what's happening. I think someone's got a sucker stuck down in their esophagus. It's all crazy. That is insane. It's so funny. So, yeah, there's a sassy guy in there. Again, don't throw it to me. Oh, no, no, no, no. Oh, no, don't come to me after a story like that. No, absolutely not. Oh, I think this is, I have no hard proof for this.

4:16Purely anecdotal. I think there's a higher percentage of sassy men in the news than any other professional field. Oh, 100%. Oh, 100%. I've got a crew of friends that is full of sassy men. And so when you, they have get-togethers, you see all the same people. And this has been going on for 15, 20 years. Several of them were in the local news. I asked you not. Okay, let's go back to 10 plus years ago. Ben has struggled with this word. Well, if that's the case, if he was that vital and pivotable, Pivotable, or wait, Pivotal, Pivotal. As I was watching golf this weekend, as I've been known to do, the Arnold Palmer Invitational. I actually had a diet Arnie Palmer to celebrate the tournament. But I noticed this and I just thought of Ben. Stroke over par. Yeah, and they've already played this whole wants today, Dan. There'd be something pivotal for this moment right now. Actually went straight for his three wood. It's one of those that I know how to what the word is

5:17and I'll struggle with it just randomly. I'll say it wrong all the time. I just think it's instinctive to say Pivotable. Or like it makes sense. Yeah. Well, if that's the case, if he was that vital and pivotable, Pivotable, or wait, Pivotal, Pivotal. I know it. We knew it. We knew it. And I had one more to do. No, that's so good. That also sounds like Pris, Prince at the beginning of kids. Yeah. Okay. Dun dun dun. Dun dun dun. Dun dun dun. Let me chart a sharp. So golly. Let me start. I was going to say show and then start. That's a YouTube moment. All right, then, a few showers. Golly open mouth insert. Oh, good job. Good beeping KT. Yeah. Beeped out foot. Hey, man, I relate to that guy is a lot of times coming back from the first half. We'd love to show you the shot chart. Yeah. Let's put you right there on a tea with that.

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