Fear Over Fairness

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So this week, the International Olympic Committee

finally made it clear that only women can compete

in women's Olympic sports.

I know.

What a brilliant and novel idea!

I say that with my tongue so far implanted in my cheek,

I look like I'm blowing a female Algerian boxer.

I wonder if the scientific evidence is very clear.

The scientific evidence is very clear.

Male chromosomes give performance advantages

in sports that rely on strength, power, or endurance.

At the Olympic Games, even the smallest margins

can be the difference between victory and defeat.

So it's absolutely clear that it would not be fair

for biological males to compete in the female category.

In addition, in some sports, it would simply not be safe.

So what changed?

Well, for one, we wore them down

by exposing what they had known already,

but denied that they were letting men

pretend to be women in order to compete.

But maybe even they got disgusted watching a dude

kick the crap out of a woman at the Paris Olympics.

But not enough, apparently, to make the fraud give his metal back.

So the cheater, Khalif, gets to keep his women's gold,

which he can proudly hang around his scrotum.

But what's incredible isn't that the IOC finally

came to their senses.

It's how the media covered it.

For context, here's how Fox had lined the story.

IOC announces new policy to ensure only females

compete in women's competitions.

Pretty straightforward.

Tells you exactly what the new rule will do.

Now, check out these other outlets.

Here's AP.

Transgender women athletes ban from female Olympic events

by new policy.

CNN.

Transgender women athletes ban from Olympics by new IOC policy

on female illegitimate.

NBC News.

Transgender women ban from Olympics by new IOC policy.

So all those headlines are lies.

Because transgender athletes can still compete.

It just has to be in the category that aligns

with their biological sex.

Meaning, if you want to see men punch women in the face,

you'll need to eat at a waffle house.

So it's not a ban.

Any more than I am banned from taking a crap

because I can't use the women's john.

It's just putting people in the right category.

But it's obvious that the lefty media

is really just trying to frame it as an active bigotry

from the IOC.

You know, like when they banned straight men

from the figure skating.

When, in fact, the only thing reversed

is the denial of reality.

Because for years, the rule was never about fairness.

It was about fear.

Fear of saying the obvious fear of getting yelled at

by people who were picked last in gym and life.

And that's what this whole saga has been about,

telling you what you're not allowed to notice.

Remember when rational people first saw men

invading women's sports and said,

hey, something seems off here.

They were treated like the crazy ones.

They were being gaslit and so was biology.

But luckily, Mother Nature won out.

You can lecture us even legislate us,

but eventually reality shows up like a boner and a bikini.

The IOC didn't discover biology.

They surrendered to it.

It's less of a policy shift and more of a confession.

They should have added an apology,

made the cheater give his metal back

and charged him with domestic violence.

But this should put to bed one of the most repetitive defenses

of trans mania,

that just because something is rare like a dude

impersonating a chick, it's not a problem.

But that works only as long as you don't measure the impact.

One fighter's violent deception can easily affect many lives,

endorsements, careers, women's health.

But it's a tiny percentage argument is a ruse

because in a civil society,

that's all you need to ruin it for everyone.

Just like a repeat offender commits the bulk of crimes.

You only need one bad egg to ruin a neighborhood.

And the impact is always larger and more destructive

than everyone else's,

especially when it's delivered to a woman's face.

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