Fat Guy Confidence w/ Stavros Halkias!

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2:03Sashar you garbage those numbers are true to roof game Gang the kubi more excited ever incredibly and I mean incredibly special guests back with us again today a great friend that is show One of the funniest most successful guys out there killing it. He's got a second Netflix special out right now Uncle stop of course. He is one of the stars of the hit series tires. Yes, my co star That's right. He's also the host of stavis world and we weren't aware we were getting two tickets at a gun show Roto pipes would have next right. I think it's time that that fat bodies reclaim the tank You know, I love it. I think it's time. Let's go. How this though this I obviously fat my whole life right? I don't have it I wish I had a tank top body. I don't have it. So you're right. I have it. I don't have it Well, because you are the you are like the deceptive fat guy where it's like your face isn't that fat You know what I mean even when you've been much fatter than this Whoa your fame, but I'm saying your face of course stays. I'm not I'm gonna say handsome, but not fat

3:10It's all and so I get it you kind of like it is the kind of thing where you kind of have to be so fat It becomes a statement yes, and I'm not I never I never hit that fucking I never clips that are what I was pretty good at Which is like what like Chubby Rufurs do is the cuddle Because it keeps this under armpit inside this I can't used to play football What are you laboring this summer? You know that absolutely. Yeah, no, that's a good look And I do I mean it took me a while to work my way up to tank top confidence Uh-huh, and it was just what it was it was way after I was posing nude all the Instagram Sure, and I was like well, what am I doing here? They got the whole thing already seen it all and so yeah, and I and it's I think we need to go back To a time where everyone pop the tops off here's the bigger question. Do the 80s 80s Mocha inside yes One thing off suits once one society in the 50s like what the fuck we're not wearing suits

4:14It kind of How should we go back to the suits the suits in the fucking hats walking You be sweaty out of your mind. I know I get a I get a fucking Searsucker linen I got Southern gentleman and then we're a wool one really pulled up high like Jimmy Stewart wore in the winner Like a gentleman Jimmy Stewart and C Monkeys What are you you want to talk about guns smoke again? I like that Michael Landon Tank top confidence is anybody in this room other than Luke obviously hockey jersey confident Is that what is that me? I mean hockey jerseys you're taking a shot. Yeah, it's so funny I saw someone wear one recently and it's It's a shirt you don't have to be so big where you go that guy is rocking look like silent Bob Yeah, exactly. It's like Kevin Smith to me when you say hockey. I actually think of that as like the lowest level of fact

5:15It's a cover up, but you can't pull it all a big guy can't pull it all he pulls it off I'm just getting Smith got them genius, but I would Just because his movies are good doesn't mean he dresses good friend of his show. I know he dressed No, he dresses like he's going to warp. Yeah, yeah, he dressed like I mean now he might dress there, but at the time he's Gene shorts chain wallet now I respect someone who sticks to their look, right? Yeah, I respect that I I literally am like I have to keep looking like a piece of shit Even as I do like Kevin Smith is you know hugely successful He could have dressed good at any point in his life switch that I choose is not to I like that and I myself And you know even when I have to dress nice for stuff. I try and make it look scumbaggy. I try like for the Tony premiere I wore like a pornographer suit You were that some sorry you were that somewhere else on something I did not I was the only place I would Guys were fucking double wear a suit

6:16What do you mean I bought that I I Got on you want to hear a trash move actually right off the top I'm still tank top to a podcast Oh, sorry man the decommissioned big buck hunter behind me deserves deserves way more respect that I fucking tanked Sorry, I keep my Bitcoin in there Fully thinks it's a physical coin I'm here watching him try to pull open it for quarter More There's no bubble coming here Okay, you want it that I am still a trash to my core even though shit's going good Hit me for the Tony premiere. I want you know, I'm a Tra hero trash is like get gold. I'm a chains guy. You know this about me. Wait for Sadie's exactly I'm that that's totally the type of trash. I am and Part of that is all you know jewelry So I wanted like I was the lobster roll guy on on Tony the movie I play a line cook on the Anthony Burden bio pick and I wanted to mention shout out to Tony I wanted a lobster Sirk pendant I couldn't find one I found a fucking Louis Vuitton lobster broach

7:22Turns out they got a 30 day return policy So I popped that fucker on for the premiere sick and I was like who knows maybe I'm a broach guy not I'm not a broach guy it looked great for the premiere Brunchie guy what the fuck am I gonna come here tank top with a fucking Thousand dollar broach on no that shit's going right back. Is that what the price tag was was a grand? There's a grand all right. Yeah, and you returned it returned it. Yeah, well, you know I listen I don't want them to catch I don't want them to find out about this I'm like this is also another thing of being pull growing up or you think a store can arrest you for returning So that's we talked about that our whole our whole lives growing up are my our you know our moms would yell They're gonna take the goddamn house like anything I'm always like I was gonna get in trouble and that's why I never returning something that's totally happened No, it's because I think when you grow poor you're just afraid of any Even fake authority figure sure you're afraid to just be it feels like when you were doing something it feels like going to the police

8:24Yeah, I got away with that I'm pulled that scam Why I was totally kind of walked out of a department so they were gonna accuse me of stealing right right up if the thing I walk out of a CVS now and that thing goes off. I'm like Do's another trash thing I still I I've stopped but it's been very recent that I stopped just kind of shoplifting out of principle Yeah, I don't was never made doing I just like the crap Like what do you like Hudson news you get the air port out of principle? I did it very long for very long time because they're over Sticking it to the Hudson use corporation. Sorry. Sorry. I'll suck it. I'll suck the mic. Stop his first podcast. Yeah I never got that what's dealing it's impending you over charging yeah, yeah, they're people at the movies a good popcorn Yes, you think popcorn should cost 12 fucking dollars foley. It should cost a nice

9:25Pretty good the butter sauce We call it butter Thousand dollars lifting butter sauce Feel on that you know an app you'd you want? Men citing with the prices at movie theaters and airports as a business Come back It didn't have it even if I didn't have it fuck you are you gonna charge me that he got taken Interesting. Yeah, we were pissed off. You're off from me snow caps What the fuck? Snow caps well, there's no way to steal the movies which pisses me off. I'll get another movie. That's true classic Oh, you know trash popcorn is something we used to do in college where certain Certain movie theaters gave you the free refill on a big one and Ever once why you'd find one that's pretty full in the trash so you know whoever bought it they they weren't they weren't built for Right the wealthy people. It's a guy maybe trying to flex. This is what I've these are

10:29By a small petite woman a large popcorn show. I got it like that babe. It don't matter to me What's there's we have some wealth though? Maybe it's all in the house right and so this is the this is what I had to conjure up So that way I'm like well, she barely touched it because I don't want some fat guy really digging. I don't want me sure I don't want to get me from last movies Discarded bucket. Yeah, I want a petite woman, but under that logic you wouldn't throw out a half a bag of popcorn exactly I would never throw it back. Yeah, absolutely. It's coming home with me. Yeah Or my never makes the trash It's right on the I'll floor I have that logic when I waited tables and I would eat off people's plates I only did it for attractive attractive men and women men and women. Yeah, interesting pause So Wait a second I boys all finished here hold on hold on that actually the I would rather eat off I Think I would rather eat off an ugly woman's plate than a sexy man's why an attractive guy takes care of himself

11:29He's got Corona on stuff like that He takes you out Tender lover. What are you talking about? I guess okay? I'm not enough some guy like you were me split up again Of course because we're fucking bookers. We animals. Yeah, or kids No, you can't do kids. No, of course not but I think also it's not ugly I would say it's gluttonous that I'm trying to avoid Okay, women so an ugly woman who's like who why can't somebody take care of themselves? We're alone and be fucking busted. You know what I mean? Hmm you're being you're you're sounds like you're projecting but okay? I said take care of themselves I'm rich and dying Dude, I would get so I was it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I would get a hot soup that would cut her hamburger in half I'd be like oh yeah, oh yeah, I'm getting it I'm not her obviously of course. Oh, she doesn't day fats. Why do you waiters? With no problem whose dick is getting hard because she's cutting a burger in half Let's be anyway. Yeah, do you drop it? Let me cut that for you cut it into quarters. Oh, that's a beauty

12:30That's a beauty We were this was one we were we were discussing recently Yeah, submitted by one of the good folks at patreon when you sign up for patreon gear garbage question the red How do you feel because this was divisive? How do you feel about drinking out of a two-liter? Stavvy Don't don't lead the witness like I need to know who's that who said you should drink out of a two-liter Like I don't know exactly which side I just don't want you to go against your nature here Not to say you will you're a Louis Vuitton broach friends which I return Which I return you'll go over full you got a two-liter broach Jolt colo a bejeweled two-liter broach. That's pretty good. That's new That's a new colo stavvy world-a-wide g collab merch coming. Yeah, we get the fucking jewelry. We do 60 40 our way Can I recommend your move for the next premiere? I fully could use it. That's fine I'll thank you. He's making them Yeah, I highly higher than me because the hourly wage and the merch split my beat so both end over here

13:33They're pay me per hour and equal a day. I'm in there pressing buttons Pin's fuck. Okay, so To do I drink out of a two-liter? I mean Almost always the answer is obviously no, but do you enjoy hold on? It was sorry. Yeah, you can't not lead the way. Yeah, I can't not do it. Yeah Go ahead. You see if another larger gentleman not going your way. Go ahead. Do you like Milky Way Bogs? By any chance. I do like Milky Way bars. Yes, we're talking in the fridge. Okay. Okay. Mm-hmm We're talking in the refrigerator. Okay. We're not talking you're walking to a 7-Eleven or something like that and buy or local So that's that's not the rob that lunacy that's to go in there Okay, I'm parched let me go pick up a usually not refrigerated Warm two-liter Legal One side of the label is is is Is something you take it out of the window on earth would do that. I see it done

14:34I'll tell you what the secret here is some places Bodegas in the city they'll hit you with what what what I have a section of one-leaders the one-leaders One-leaders in the wall one-leaders Whatever it's called the one-leaders. I think they were called the big slams by the Pepsi while cherry Pepsi big slam Great slam something like that was the one leader that thing I'm falling from branding from 15 years ago They don't make while cherry Pepsi anymore But it was gone for a while it was they wasn't yes, they can try me They can track it absolutely was really because I'm a big while cherry Pepsi guy Me because I'm usually a Coca-Cola products man, but why The cherry Pepsi get away all over it. Yes, they went more wild They were two they were two demure about their cherry. It was sweeter. They were they were let the cherries hang If you know what I'm saying I've said this before I've always been Coke in the winter Pepsi in the summer kind of guy. That's always the way I did it

15:36Coca-Cola has a level of white trash that is seasonally changing your soda brand well What are the differences has the polar bears and Santa Claus and Pepsi? You know is the choice of a new generation and that's summer fun Which by the way, I don't know if you know he started vaping and once they get a tattoo. Oh my god Give a tattoo right no, I'm a clean canvas. I'm also not clearly going through a Three-quarter life crisis right now Requarters you see for the compliment you just see the thing he's vaping. It's crazy You have the old school now he's doing a hose do you pour your own juice into the rig? No, which juice No, that was because that was gen 1 vaping when it was more of a steam punk thing than it Yeah, no, I'm not I'm not blowing the thing listen I wanted to quit I want to quit smoking. I don't like the way I smell what when I smoke For the rest of the day

16:37He's right the late the the the the the the bird I'm seeing Occasionally will has a little vape that that she hits off of uh-huh I started hitting that every once in a while and then it switched a little bit Your personality when you got started doing a huge drug you got addicted to it. Is that what I'm to believe interesting? Well, I said I don't believe it I just got caught the diesel just asked me if I sleep with it Yeah, it's you plug it into your CPAP You fucking put the hose directly into the air EDM's playing in the background We're seeing a dragon lane there I've thought about that I've thought about pouring something delicious into my CPAP While cherrypins are depending on the season depending on the seafloor You know the summer time season you know what they say you can't do but I don't understand it Yeah, why can't you touch do a touch of peppermint oil or something there to freshen up the lungs? Because it'll kill you yeah, it's there's no way you should do that a little vix if you're sick

17:37I don't think so man. Do you use water in yours every night? I you know I don't actually I'm a dry guy I only when I'm sick and I need the the You know moisture do you turn the heating element off on your you make sure the heating elements off no heating no I go straight straight. I know you make sure it's off. Are you plugging into a hot plate? Yeah, no for for about a year I didn't realize that I can adjust those and I was going to bed and I would let's let's talk turkey Got a resmed dream machine. What do we talk everyone's got a resmed What I don't think there's another brand yeah, I'm a resmed 11 guy, okay? Okay. I got the newest one Whoa, I don't know which one that is but I also just are going well I also just kind of bought it. I haven't been to a pulmonologist in like 12 years And I just kind of bought one off of sketchy website. So I hope it's doing something. Yeah, they have loose Feeling horrible from free months now. So who knows? I think it's all part of the healing process Don't you make sure it's not heating up because I was breathing straight metal for about six months Okay, I will you know, it's awesome and I love this

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23:54That's an antibiotic, but I can't get it from my eye because I put a pillow to my legs and then sleep with the same You recently got pink eyes that what's going on? Yes, I did I did too and I just went to a Urgent care and immediately got a those guys it goes away on a cell. That's been that's changed the game too Well, yeah, urgent care used to be like hey, I saw my I saw my half of my foot off Yeah, a construction site now it's fucking you that's anything that's a designer. I gotta be honest I don't like that my doctor. I don't ever know who my doctor is and he's saying Coldstone in a Chipotle. Yeah, I much would rather my don't inter a medical bill An elevator Exactly floor have a receptionist check in. I don't want it to be next to a mobile where they're playing fucking bachata music Those guys are great. I feel a colesore coming on. I walk in there I'm out of there with a fucking prescription for Valtrex in about 35 minutes. It feels like a stop-of-the-talk Oh, though. It feels those new canteen items Fully cut his own ads that you don't know about

24:54Trust me That's been explored by legal Ever now when he's like oh check out Frank's on Detroit Avenue What you're like? What the fuck? I can't help that Pat Simmons a hair styling in blue buff Pennsylvania is the best place to get a haircut and you can see me there this Saturday I had to a public appearances for like 250 bucks for a free haircut He's just plugs that he's gonna give you be getting a haircut and they're like all right. We'll trim it for free Hank I'm sorry about pat Simmons a hair styling that you don't have to be a pull you don't have to apologize Pat Simmons a hair styling. I don't know about pets. I back to the two-year-old two-liter My good friend stop Yeah, he calls me like it's an emergency can you meet me here? No, these guys are gonna kill me

25:56I need this I need this I need this Why you gotta do Ronnie? Yeah, there's a tires set. There's a shitty like and they're we're gonna reenact one of our scenes from tires Like it's like it's community theater Okay, do some crowd work I left it all on the tour I got nothing give me something Okay, so The two-liter We got offended the people he didn't get his opinion you were talking me I want to talk this to because I think obviously like we said that's not a walking drink You don't pop into a CVS and get it also I don't think you can on the first run of a two-liter drink out of it For example at a function at a barbecue Whatever like you would be a real piece of shit to drink out of it Possible exceptions made for it's the end of the night. It's winding down. There is one final serving left in it

26:58You can finish off the two-liter at the end of a barbecue in my opinion that I agree with the crazy look Everybody's like yeah, by the beer, but if it's you know what I'm saying if we're here and we're you know and obviously there's You know, it's like families girlfriends whatever still if it's eight o'clock The peripherals have left the barbecue usually when a barbecue is if you're at the end of a barbecue It's the it's the name the core right you can polish it off then They want you to polish I will also also who is they the people running the cookout? Yeah, get rid of it. We're just gonna throw it out. He's gonna throw it out. Oh He's gonna throw it out your goes on our fucking flat back A bunch of his crunchies on these boring fucking olive oil into a essential and empty essential bottle I think a dirt bag getting gas and a Poland spring bottle to fill up his me You're trying to fucking siphon olive oil out of fucking fucking Kevin's fucking kitchen

28:00Either you can finish it off. I also think if When you are at if it's just an at home two-liter your personal at home two-liter. Thank you, stop. You keep going Under 50% and if the carbonation is low You can then drink it your but you cannot while it is a premium Shareable beverage or then you are you absolutely cannot drink out of it put it back and then when a guest comes over pouring My whole thing is not can you or can you it's the enjoyment of the beverage? It's delicious. It's you yeah, no, I've had listen. It's it's while Charlie Pepsi. It's of course any time a day Do you if you were at home and you're like I'm gonna have some soda? And it's ha let's say give it is that it is the perfect Possibility to drink out of there. It's right under half right under 88% and lost its mark good chunk of its I'm just saying he can do it. I said that okay, no, you can't just drink out of that rather important That's a sweet guy. It's a sweet

29:01Why you're while you're scoping out what's going on in the front here is my here is my philosophy stop roast I don't know who you are anymore fully really Why down let me finish my very important thought here if you once basically you have you market from a communal beverage to a personal Swig opportunity as a way to make sure it gets Right yeah, PSO personal swing opportunity And so then it becomes oh it's half is left from the barbecue and I'm gonna take a niche in I'm gonna take a Knip because I will say one thing I do sometimes I have lost a lot of good cans of Zero sugar in W. Rupiah some of the finest now I'm doing I've I've lost many a rare diet soda to just the reality that what I really wanted was Maybe three nice gulps, right and oftentimes if you were trying to cut down on your soda and you have either a two-liter or Let's say you just go to a fucking you know get a regular whatever one liter 20 ounce whatever

30:07That's that is that's the utility I have for it is I just want to swig and then I go sit on the couch And you know what I actually didn't need anymore soda. I'll drink some fucking water So that is my I think at a certain point be it at a the end of a barbecue or In your home when it becomes when it ceases to become a group Sharing vessel at some point you can convert it into a solo This is this is something that happens to my brain when I have debates with other fat friends about fast food or soda I gain like one thousand IQ points Like me going this is me going super saying like mentally super saying mode, which excuse me I'm starting to interject with the two-part question. Yes I agree with mr. Halki is all the way, but I have one question if please. Thank you very much You mentioned clarify you mentioned the the sharing component of the two-liter. Yes, sir

31:09Are you a person that draws the line in the communal aspect? Were you not the kind of kid or young man or young adult sure that would go into your refrigerator and take a swing directly out of the Milk container or orange juice container and then put it back I will I was I was also at one point a young man who shit his pants and his mother white to ask so yeah I did that it was fucking rude and when I was a fat 11-year-old Slobbering over my family's milk. Yes. I used to do that. I was a piece of shit for that I grew up and learned that that is no longer how I should behave and Yeah, and maybe I could possibly hear an argument that if you're the head of the household and you want to put that kind of That you put food on that table if you want to I get you I could hear it out I still think ultimately that's a fucked up way to behave and you're setting a poor example and if you do that perhaps you would get the kind of grown sons that it almost 50 years old

32:11The way This is what happened Discussing These things that are molding the modern world I have been in a I have been in a period of self-disclosure of self-destruction Self-disclosure. What do you think that means of honesty? And I just want everybody in my in my Do you mean reflection reflection? If I've been in your home in the last 15 years if I've been in your home in the last 15 years and you've left me unattended in the kitchen There is a 99.9% chance. I have taken a swing of your orange juice and put it back and not set a thing No, you're you're you're being funny for hyperbolic reasons here. That's crazy is not my my blood pressure is fine First of all I told you I was at the doctor But no, I am not speaking of hyperbolic He's really you really would do that to a like a friends that's fucking nuts

33:13I think it's fucking extended family for sure Kelly. I apologize listen extended family neighbors. Yeah, yeah family I'll how extended are we talking cousins? Up to third cousin I will get third your once the the law says you can get sucked off by them I don't think you can just suck you get a lot of their orange juice Down personally. I think I will listen to you when it comes to extended family only because That is often a place where you regress to childhood behaviors But that's the only it's truly rude and fucked up and you should not do that huh? Yes, putting your mouth directly on other people's beverages is something I don't think you should know now You said you you've grown like as a kid you would do it Obviously, you know we mature as we get a little older and stuff like that But at the end you know say I could we come over your house. Yes, and You what you had Took a couple of personal swing opportunities from yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, to the cold two-liter Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Die while cherry. Well very good and I come in

34:13Yeah, come on first 48 right? I have exactly the answer I'm not stuck at all. Can I have some of this are you gonna go? Oh? You're gonna go yeah, obviously or you're gonna go hey man just a heads up I've been taking nips off that you give the gentleman's War option you get yes exactly and now the bulls are telling me that too I come over you just let me go Yes, I am and we stop drinking my orange juice and criminals deserve due process Yes, exactly I am giving you that opportunity Well, yes, you as long as you get the heads up and I'd also I'd also further like to to state Even when I was behaving like this as a you know fat child. I did do another the gentleman's the gentleman's hover You know Of course you do you fucking piece of shit gross You're basically saying we should not you're like a guy who doesn't believe in masks during COVID You're like they don't work like what even put your mouth on you don't put your mouth on it's the same germs It's like no, there's a huge difference between let me ask you this fully

35:15If a woman holds your cock this close to her mouth or puts it in her mouth is that different not for him I almost fucking broke the chair laughing I was just honored at the idea that you think I'm in that kind of position these days You're getting your dick In the You could hold my penis with a closed fist. I'm sorry. I'm more of this. Yeah Yeah, that's when you reflect on how a woman holds your penis in a non-honey moment I don't do that. I can't do that stuff dude. And then you see in a porn. Oh fucking. Oh, man Yeah, that's tough stuff looks like they're doing that thing with the baseball I know I know it's brutal did you ever have a period of like when I was like a wonder when I'm drinking out of people's orange

36:16Yes, I guess It's fine It's also if that's the worst thing he's doing we gotta let it fly. Yeah, well, that's it's certainly not He's probably gonna ignore yes, right so my okay, did you guys ever watch? Do you ever seek out little dick pornography? Is the youth I have to make yourself feel better because I did a couple of times right now And honestly it did not help No, no, you just made me feel so much more pathetic. Yeah, this is like wait That's what a little dick looks like getting something that's what my dick looks like getting something it pissed me off Dude, I was like fuck is a fake anyway, dude No, everyone's although you will catch a glimpse of your hog and it looks pretty nice You got it just have it yesterday That's awesome. It was awesome. It was awesome. I can see it now over Over my attention and I just went I'm gonna choose to see it like that forever exactly or at least until I look at it again I know you're you're a married man whatever. I would say take a take a ring

37:16Take a what take a picture of it fuck speaking of rings. I had a ring on and I took it off. I don't think over Yeah, I gotta run into the diamond district real quick. Did a guy walk in? I'm so stupid anyway. It's probably over there. It's fine. It's at the coffee station I just realized I think I washed my hands who gives a fuck right I can call that I can see station. Hey, I'm very nice. I can see my I can see my erect penis when I'm laying down over my belly It's like the cavalry coming over you and the sunset. Yeah It looks like a little circus tent on your belly It's like a little tent is perched on your fucking fat ass stomach bottom and belly Yeah, dude, I have to come at it with a fucking you got to be angled You know, I can't play flat and look at my dick. No sir Murers I would but I was gonna say is take a picture of your cock when it looks that nice I just look at it sometimes yeah I just had I one time I was sexting with a girl and it was and I can't reuse it because it was around Christmas

38:16And you can see the reflection of the Christmas tree lights on my dick So I can't send it in fucking August Good But Liz you better believe I'm waiting for Christmas to roll back around I get in this period under this and as a Halloween costume on And Yeah, and I so I can't reuse it, but I was looking for something like I was looking for it to plugs You know, we're doing a tour doc for the special coming out uncle stop coming out in Netflix September Right now right now right now. We also have a tour doc We have like seven episodes of because I was on tour for basically, yes And so we have seven episodes and I was going through old stuff to like like you know my the our editors would be like Hey, do you have a picture of you at whatever the fuck it the Hampton Beach or whatever and I was just going to We dick pick from Christmas dude for real. I was like fine trying to find something and I was just saw my fun and dude It was looking so nice like dude. I was like whose cock is that the girl?

39:20I said it to what no the girl said it to was just like that she was like what the fuck? She was like this is awesome, but also like wow it looks awesome like she wasn't even like she seen it before Yeah, we already hooked up, but it was one of those words like so she she was like that's cool because we're sexy And I like seeing it but also after the horny segment was done She wanted that she just had to chime in and be like it actually looked kind of crazy huge in that pic Let's go I just I whenever I'm feeling low now I just look at my my hog on its best day. So you're saying you good you took that Appreciate it kind of forgot about it about it. Some of the cross was like what other picture is some dudes huge Yeah, show this cock on my on my fucking Photos my photo app can't we know about blue chew? I'm hard right now I'll tell you uncle Hank in the last couple of months. There was a lot about blue chew I'll pop any things like tic-tacs. They're absolutely fantastic Can you look get up and go out of the gate through your stuff favorite get over to blue chew dot com and get yourself straight

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43:31You know, this is why you keep relapsing Well said my best pal's don't We just got to by the way, I'm not mad at you. I'm just gonna stop the air in private As my sponsor I feel like that's a little fucked up. I don't know how to wait until like minute 48 to drop it Just I was gonna say unless we had a perfect opportunity a little Pretty good. Yeah, just a tiny bit of comfort that we lost though Little bit you get what I'm saying What's the come what's it? There's been eating eight slices and four? I mean we're still not eating the right amount We're still eating half a pizza. So just a plan is I feel good about it. I know what you mean, you know, cuz okay when my when I am really like relapsing and like Psychologically trying to get back to my habits. Uh-huh. I'm not doing any I'm not drinking I'm not doing any pills. I'm not doing anything anything psychedelic No cocaine none of that shit. I still have allowed myself weed when I'm real like that's my only but I take so much

44:34Did I get fucking so high and I order like I'm not on set bound? Mm-hmm, and so sometimes I'll order like fucking from a Chinese place in particular like eight fucking things You want to you want to pretend you want to create a Chinese buffet in your home I love basically right you want to create your own Chinese buffet on a kitchen island and but what will happen I will order that much and I won't eat it and I will just kind of eat that for like a week That's pretty good though, and so I know what you mean because you're getting you're scratching that it's by the order It's the order and that's when you realize oh, it's not even really tied to finishing the food It's having it there and you know This is the most fucked up rich guy bullshit of all time I'm like yeah, I just get extra food it because it makes me feel better than it's there But it's like that it I mean it's better than fucking doing So that is what I'm fucking that's what I'm up to right now, but anyway, what was that the question? All right, so let's let's say you got a meaty. Let's say you got a medium pie. Maybe somebody else was with you I don't know there's sure three or four There's enough slices where you could take it out of the box wrap it up and put it in the fridge

45:37do that put the box in the fridge or The average is slide the pizza box in an oven that's often Operate from there really not that's crazy. It's dairy How long how long are we talking overnight? We're not oh what are you guys out your mind? What are you? Leaving it out and just crushing a zon the morning fuck though that cheese hardens to up to a perfect that is insanely food Unsafe for real okay, I'm not giving you guys do that all this is the orange juice You guys are dairy overnight. I don't do it all the time But if I if I'm somewhere and that's how can we get a bacteria check on this my You leave a pizza See what's going on here What about what about leftover Chinese thrown in the microwave and closing the door fuck now that sealed Sealed you think the problem is that what didn't you what what was the question? I'm sorry

46:37I used to have a roommate that taught me a great trick of if you if you order if he get Not using the refrigerator. Yeah, because once you refrigerate it But what was it? I'm sorry I didn't hear just putting leftovers in the microwave overnight and then having them the next day I've done that with burger with him. Oh, what the fuck guys? This is fucked and I'm not a guy who I'm a guy who let it sit with every episode we get to a point where he goes What the fuck like it is show and our show we're humming the three of us are humming along together and then we knew just peel off to the right Which I love what the fuck it is nice to because people can trace the sort of trash Evolutionary tree sure because we should a common ancestor with you know middle of mid-Atlantic trash And at certain point Greek and white trash kind of splits off, you know, and that so it is interesting It's like how fucking you know whales used to be little fucking We're all traced back to that killer

47:37I'm Susie whatever she's called that they found in the UK at hand in the Anderthal whatever. Oh, yes No, I would say no and do we have looked we have a obviously on tape obviously And I agree that a sewer you know That whatever you are you are naming things I don't want to do Get hit by a buzz and eat pizza that hasn't been refrigerator for over you know 12 hours Go to my research. I got one. How do you feel about the Savannah bananas? Bullshit suck dick. They should be ashamed of themselves It is a sign of the of how all of society is is crumbling because no one gives a fuck about Baseball no one wants to see anything with like skill they want to see a fake version of a they want a more entertaining version of an actual thing that is

48:40skillful Interesting has real odds has real stakes, but can be a little harder to get through than just You know pop popcorn entertainment like it's the candy about baseball though, right? You're saying the I like the o's but I don't really I just I just mean and I don't give a fuck about baseball to be honest Okay, it's just like everyone now likes the baby They like the baby version of stuff not the real stuff. I it's the TikTok version of it's AI It's AI thinking for you. It's like I don't want to think about it. Tell me when the oh some guy who couldn't who couldn't make it on Fucking minor leagues did a back flip. I know I know when it's like it's like slam ball. Yeah, yeah exactly We slam ball is cool, but it's like slam ball state exactly where it was a fun novelty on TNT TV or the young spike TV that you can watch And by the way if the Savannah bananas were playing for like a couple hundred people this is it's not their fault I feel bad for these guys that's not gonna say it seems like a fun gig if you're a guy sure I respect them don't throw shade at him. Yeah, and I it's not the guys fault that like society It's almost like it's not

49:45That we've become like media figures. You know what I mean like but thanks to the good folks out there But we still are ruining society just like the Savannah Bring them together. I don't want to throw shade in and they all they all seem like cool guys I get it if they left the burger on a plate you'd eat it we get it Oh, yeah, some of us I know shout out one I shot a movie in Savannah and Some of the Savannah I did a show and a guy from the Savannah bananas came and I was Ripping them for 10 minutes. Yeah, and shout out to that guy. Sorry about that man. I don't like you're a good sport about it Anything with a choreograph dance. I hate a choreograph dance You know what I really hate to do at the wedding's when they create grafted dances. You're just like what are you doing? I know it's when the right open the right party comes in and does a thing And then that's okay That's okay and then a cut then A chicken to do to don't even know each other they try to do the wheelbarrow he ends up slipping and fucking blow in his ACL and ruining the wedding

50:46I think that if you do it for the express purpose of posting it Yes, what it is, but there used to be a thing where people just kind of did stuff for fun sure like if you're a Kodi-ass family who likes to do like embarrassing bullshit like that and your private great If that's how you if you have a little you know if you and your grandma do a little dance on Christmas I don't give a fuck but again like the Savannah bananas that meant that was meant for home movies Sure that was not meant to be on YouTube and like now everybody's trying to go viral They're killing it though. They are doing good, but I can't imagine I really liked it It's for like his guys that maybe were pro before or didn't couldn't go pro They're like they now get to have a job in base for doing bit, you know, like baseballs I just think we need to regulate it. It's gotten too big We cannot have people going as serenos to see the fucking Savannah bananas. But that's the family enjoys a nice night out I get it. It's all right. It's a full of personal for me. Well, that's like this You know what's everything under like 30 bucks. You're making a great point. Thank you that the Foot like sports has completely gotten away from like the average person and it is fucked up like I like when you go

51:52With the one game like the next lost in the finals. It was like it was like all these fucking fine You know because I went to a I went to playoff game and it's like you go during the the year and it's so fun It's like you know, it's still pretty expensive. It's New York But you got a lot of regular motherfuckers in there you go to a playoff game It's guys and fucking vests who work and fucking finance who could spend to grand on fucking seat geek or whatever the fuck So I respect the Savannah bananas for that. Yes sports in general needs to be it's very there needs to be a cap There needs to be like tickets cannot be fucking a thousand dollars for people go take their families and shit out So that's a good point Major league sports has fucked us and the Savannah bananas have come in through the populist economic model I just can't even though even though the baseball sucks I just can't I can't want to be one of those political Twitter videos That makes one of us I love when you go do something to the gulag

52:53Did air you go I do these fucking like non-comedy podcast like we can't wait to talk about it was Tony the special tires Every clip is the one thing I'm like, oh, you know, that was a fun interview They asked me to annoying questions, but yeah, they're like okay the two annoying questions We're chopping up and fucking posting them a hundred times well and they go viral because all people want to do online is argue I'll give you if you think you're and let's leader yes It's not going viral you got enough this is what I want to go for this is the kind of debate I if Pierce Morgan had a two-liter segment instead of an Israel palisite segment I'd be there I'd be there Pierce Morgan Charles Branson no no Pierce Brot Pierce Bronson you actually just foleyed him you come at you came up with an older reference than Pierce Bros Pierce Morgan Pierce Morgan is a guy he's like I news guy. He has you know, he also these like the baits What's out? He's staying You're talking about Graham Norton cuz I love no That's just a different British guy, but I grab a show school. Yeah Shout out to Graham Norton two shows are look fun. It's fuck. I would love to do those shows

53:58Stavvy yeah, baby. We're back. Yeah, I always say that he's on those should be all look fun night totally totally Everyone's hanging over the glass of wine. You got Harrison Ford Tom Hardy somebody else Huge did he's some some very horrific opinions politically unfortunately not to turn this into the politics You know about an opinion has to be for me to not like someone with huge tips bad I was just trying to think of a huge tips joke between me and him Back to this Savannah bananas. I just can't watch choreograph dancing otherwise shout out to those guys They're fucking killing it. They're giving people a fucking place to go and enjoy it. I'm all about it. It's minds a little more I start questioning my dance. I can't dance, but I would guys dance and makes my thing jump a little bit Really

55:00All right, let's take you to the Savannah bananas Let's put a fucking little little some kind of like pressure cuff around your cock and see see if it moves I'm joking, but the 1990s in me because I can't be watching this you know, I see I see I see I don't want a stereotype as a Greek gentleman Yeah, how many men's do you feel is it acceptable for a single person to take is they're leaving a diner? And can you give us the unwrapped men and the wrapped men and what's your what's your thoughts on me? This one because you just don't want to be rummaging or I'm sorry unwrapped is one because you don't want to be rummaging now You're talking about the soft ones that had soft But you got it you take the little spoon you put one you're moving. I'm a king Leo guy. You know King Leo's I don't the brand I say I would say three absolute max Hmm, I would say King Leo's I would say three max two is fine one year real. Those are great Those are great the king Leo's they're right This is what they are an incredible texture they melt in your mouth

56:01They're not too hard, but they have they're kind of bridge the gap between the little one the spoon and the general peppermint I that's a great call. Shout out to King Leo. I'm like really proud of you I swear to God I mean I mean all the things that you just really impressed me not kidding his eyes you can see it Yeah, Foley's an incredible actor, but this is the most genuine I've ever seen of you This is almost like the time that you that you did that you read not frozen peppermint patties You remember that yeah, that's good. That's one of my proudest moments. He also I thought this is why I love foley's this is what matters to him Yeah, like truly this just healed like your relationship 10% it wouldn't when we connect that at times I bailed him on a bankrupt no literally not I'm not kidding that does not matter I know it's good candy that he hasn't thought about in a while you reminding him of a candy He likes but does does is the top of his mind that's more important than bailing him out. Well, you know what big guy Getting a pound of a pound a one pound bag delivered here. We're gonna keep him and stop King Leo's when you come and go

57:02We had him sent to your apartment, but your landlord Ian confiscated them He says until you pay him back rent he's having all the king Leo's Can you give me saltwater taxi tell you fuck a piece of shit? Really this guy King Leo's are king Leo man I fucking love this crazy the amount I've done for him This is the only time he's expressed true gratitude, but this is insane, but you know what you know what I'm saying though This is that that's a pull in a half it is, but also this were that all that gratitude is filtered in I know this is you know, I love you say it's a life Thank you for stopping me from completely ruining my life. So he's like those are good minutes What's that? Can I retain the peppermint patty story? No, please he was down the shore during COVID and he found a bag of peppermint patties in the freezer and he used to have them Great story Story you the fact that you afraid you know it's crazy sometimes you have one a day. He's a comedic genius

58:10He's the funniest guy last time he hits you with that story and you go I don't think you've ever done this Well the beauty of fully I mean you're you're such a great like you're an incredible performer like you can inhabit Yes, like on tires. That was the most fun. We were shooting. Yeah, we had we had a real like a like the spy versus spy White blacks, but we're like and I do I don't know if I said this on this, but me and the When we were just coming up with the character because like you know tires is dude. We have scripts, but I Think it was was you were you in season one or two two I remember me and Miki ver being like fuck we need to it was like a plot thing where we're like we need Oh, I guess I should be on the phone call and I was like and we're like it's gotta be like a scumbag It's gotta be somebody that's like my nemesis and I was like Full yeah immediately I was to Miki ver I was like don't even try and cast anybody else And he was like why would I you're so fucking right and you came in and crushed it and then we had we talked about it Star crying remember remember I'm a scumbag yeah, remember the like the we did we talked about the last one

59:12We were talking about that shit around THC Thomas A. Trump that was so fucking funny. We hadn't even met him yet We had met him. We were just Everyone was gone It was like he was sitting in a corner so he couldn't really leave and it was fully on the couch Just me in the desk and like George Washington as well. Yeah, yeah, Shane left fucking Miki ver left and he was talking about like Hogees or some bullshit The mini nerds are like yeah, yeah, which we're gonna win noi Kevin. Okay, I was told I wasn't allowed to talk about it No, no, no, no, no, no, do a cease and desist order from the Burger King corporate We can work on talk about it. We're not a lot of just We will listen this is the perfect time to bring it up. Okay. Okay. Go ahead. What do you have? Well, I want to you had mentioned something out there Okay, you had noticed that another famous delicious American institution had kind of put your something right when the well so first well everything that's wrong with the mayor I mean you really are making me fucking go Socialist right now everything wrong with America is private equity like all these companies buy

1:00:13Nobody had like it used to be went we'll talk about Wendy's here, right? Yeah, they've completely fucked the lettuce on the spicy chicken sandwich They've made it they have done cost cutting shredded lettuce. It sucks. They've done other shit that's wrong They're not the peace anymore not the peace they kind of have that it's a little rustic when they have that they have that the branch Of the nice chunk of fucking tomato to anyway Purchased by lettuce things What are you talking about purchase by private place because what happens is what you just bought by private every fast food It basically has been dude and so they've been I can't yeah, well you can still get to the CEO and convince him to change No, cuz no, I really have faith in this guy a burger king that this a man no just fucking email me and we'll talk Just the fuck out he's gonna email you but I care that much dude hit me to fuck up You a guy who loved making chicken sandwiches used to fucking run a restaurant and try and make a good living And make the best chicken sandwich Dave Thomas now exactly literally shout out to Dave Thomas now Some dickhead in a suit is like oh their fucking oh if we fire all their employees and replaced them with fucking kiosks and

1:01:21Took the shred and lettuce out and did this and fucking blah blah blah and made the bread shittier We could make fucking 10% more and everyone will hate it. No one will be happy when it comes in or we just kill the company and fucking Sell for parts and whatever the fuck like they're fucking vultures and pieces of shit So we need to sell this thing for parts when I can get decent penny I told you that we shouldn't be organ guards. We should be organ salesmen when the diet should be able to sell your organs at the open market But and so Wendy's and we were talking Jersey mics Jersey mics the decline has just started and that's a shame cuz they're they are a great Chain they have been bought by fucking private equity. I guarantee watch what happens over the next couple years Jersey mics will be Fucking subway level type shit see this kind of stuff with the not that we Get political. Yes, the kind this this kind of stuff. I'm in because these kind of things These are you affect the fabric of our country which made us cool made us cool And there's sports is another thing dude now all these fucking billion are paying like seven billion down

1:02:22The lake is just sold for 11 billion dollars to a Kushner like that those motherfuckers don't really it used to be a family business I used to be like someone in the community that shit's fucking cool now it's fucking Epstein Island guys And I don't you know, I mean it's like they're like that's who's buying the left terms now. No, that's truly who it is I mean know this respect. I think the Philly owner Don't don't Google Philly owner Epstein. That's all I'm saying of the Phillies of the sixers I believe do a little can you just call it broad James give us a break. No, you guys are fucking I mean the team is gonna be awesome this year Completely fleece the fucking dumb Celtics and LeBron coming is so LeBron taking a helicopter from Brooklyn to fucking Philly practice every day He's gonna be so funny Do we got anything there look? I don't want to be so don't we suit yeah Josh Harris and Epstein had some emails going back for 2016ish not great they could have a Chewie Allegedly

1:03:25Purpose this guy's a quack by the way I'm a fucking piece of shit I'm trying to sink the ship I'm sure yeah, I watch Uncle stop if you love if you love fast food and you hate that the billionaire classes ruined our fast food sandwich is watch uncle Stop watch on that footage right now you are a we are kindred spirits that that is you know That's how we don't like to get political at all, but that is a valid point man It's like some of those things we gotta keep That's everything but also like listen. We know I feel about Burger King and Pepsi, right Kevin Stop it. You know my theory on this The country is the country is cooler when Burger King is number one and Pepsi is number one. That's entry This is and you can look at the man you can look at a historic you've been saying and I'm sorry for this whole hour And you say one of the most profound statements 100% his defense has been one of his All like really staunch opinions. This is that he's come up with on his own And I love this throughout the whole theme of a white note. Here's why that is because they're the underdog corporations

1:04:27And what that is is they have to get creative and when they're number one that means the legacy number one McDonald's and Coke They got a fucking They put a little pep on their step and so that's the stuff that don't bite net your heels exactly Nippin at their heels. That's a great one again It's also when an underdog wins everything is cooler and feels better rock when they're what Rocky sure Next this year And this is like a little bit but like you know, but it hasn't been the cycle has been broken and it may be because of what What what are our property are calm? Our calminess friend Yes, I have an earpiece mom Donnie's tell me what to say right now I said here's I gonna win over these fat idiots tell them they're ruining their Wendy's chicken sandwiches Don't tell my mom you know You know You got the fucking Mandarin collar I can just like mouse a don't I've had those But also there because all of these things start to suck and that this has been the same thing with art and everything that like

1:05:31The status quo starts to suck so people start there has been so many more pop-ups of pizza shots I'll fucking artisanal burger like the guys are doing the stuff on a smaller level Yes, then grow that then creates yes, and you know, and this there's been such a focus on more homegrown Right, cause all of these things now suck exactly and yeah, and that's that is the only that's our creativity Hopefully, yes, I have the perfect point on this yes What's Bobby saying and you can look at this this this is an opinion is faculty. Yes, all right? It is with it is is I didn't realize it until now, but I witnessed this exact situation happen In the middle of last the beginning of last summer, okay, now I was an active addiction and going through a lot at the time Time to pull and I really lean on a specific order from McDonald's in my use cycle Right Quote on quote as I called it put me to bed Love it two daily doubles and it was a 10-piece chick make not get with a large fry

1:06:33Asoda and two of the blueberry and cream pies Well, by the way, thank you Popeyes for doing the fruit and cream pie which called McDonald's to put the apple on hold and do fruit and cream pies That's insane. They are phenomenal if you leave in the microwave overnight. They're fantastic that I'm that I'm willing to There's plenty of preservatives and whatever That's fine. That's fine. So here's what I'm saying last summer and I love that way, by the way fully really nice order Thanks, pal really good stuff. I've learned to appreciate the McDonald's fry to such a degree of my older age That I feel like your ratios are unbelievable there too. You really nailed fry to chicken to burger I gotta be honest smaller than I anticipate. Yeah, I thought that was gonna go on for another 15 seconds proud Quite proud what usually I did every day you You know it would be a cycle of like every fifth day of the of the of the use of that one fat junk I mean literally dude. I you're saying this. That's the happiest. I am is when I'm doing shit like this. Yeah, I've really missed it like even I have been on

1:07:34Like theater tours. I've been watching a movie that I have no business in like it being in and I It's the happiness I get being fucked up and having a fucking having two burger two burgers and fucking 20 nuggies Come in dude doesn't match it. I'm literally having to do the next day knowing that you could just sleep on the couch You're fucking let the world pass your buy and I've only said this too The happiest I've ever been is the like 30 minutes to two hours depending on how fucked up you are between what you ate what you ate and it hitting you Oh, yeah, like that when you still feel I'm sorry I cut you off. No, no, no You're making me you're you're fucking I'm about to fucking when those good Marino's catch up to you and that fucking dopamine starts dropping You can feel your blood slow down So around this time of of last summer Burr or McDonald Burger King was kind of making a little bit of a move

1:08:34I don't know if they were going through a slight regime changes you say Or what right but McDonald's hit us with what they called the McDonald's gold sauce, right which I've talked about it was It was like when you See a beautiful woman that you're seeing for the first time, but there's something familiar about her Where she feels like you were in love in a past like right that's what it was like it was In the medieval times you're you both worked on the same mill and you fell in love and you you finger popped They're under a cobblestone street or I guess you can't do it under a cobblestone street Somewhere under a nice fucking god damn it. I'm fucking this up I made fun of you for not being able to pull a third celebrity like it finger Under a thatch to roof go ahead Then McDonald's pulled ahead Gold sauce went away very quickly and you know what they're hitting us with now They're trying to come at me with a shitty Caesar dressing dip bullshit. Are you fucking kidding me pissing me the fuck off

1:09:42Are you kidding me? Stavvy makes me a Caesar dressing at home in five minutes. What are you putting in it? I'll be honest you're doing an egg you're doing it. You're doing it. You do an egg you do some fucking Freckles made me into the V It's and it's the kind of stuff that is so good fresh don't fucking try it. It's gonna be too chemically It's gonna be too sciency if you try and mass-producing No love it. I tell you what burger King starts putting the fucking heat on him that fucking Caesar's gonna go away in two seconds and that gold sauce I missed I missed the entire gold sauce Sarah I was really I did not get any gold sauce. I'm fucking pissed I definitely did a little McDonald's, but I typically I don't know I've been going like more ethnic cuisines when I'm when I'm going buckwheat A lot of Chinese a lot of Korean a lot of sushi a lot of I mean Suit you want to talk about I've been I've put in sushi orders. That is a boy. I could never dream of you know I mean like I know the amount of money. I've been like except for just like I'll kind of not that filling meal just to be a complete piece of shit But still fucking awesome get to the point of feeling oh my god

1:10:46What did I do with sushi? It's good. Yeah, it's a real long. It's a marathon. It's a man Well, you got sick to your stomach. I'm a great. There's gonna be some tempura involved in that. Oh There's gonna be some dumplings involved. I love it. I Give me a fucking deep fried fucking sweet potato with fucking bankle on it. Yes, sir. I'm at Yosu sauce But yes What the hell he had is with a was up. He's been sneaking in a conversation and it's got a wise ordeal It's been missing like we're up it up You know what's funny is that it would hit it's just that that speaks to like your timing being off because was Hits you know, I mean if you do it just right, but you know, I'm not the one on my gold sauce What was the can you just can we talk about the flavor? I know we have to wrap up But I would love to talk about the really just look and you get a gold sauce Description please for mr. Alpio flavor profile. I think it was You make what a doctor makes a year look Dude I'm so mad and I think about eldest makes more than WMBA max

1:11:47Which is what by the way actually they opted recently so maybe not but he was doing until a couple years ago I think it was more a response to what Chick-fil-A is doing with their with their sauce and also Chick-fil-A you get a bottle of that You get a bottle. Yeah, it's all right chick-fil-A is I Just I really they got me hook line and sinker. I just love what they're doing over there. They're they're steadfast It's unbelievable We're not the chick like that kid's gonna end up in hell. What do you got Luke the McDonald special edition gold sauce is a creamy Pangie blend of Innery North Carolina style barbecue sauce and fuse with notes of honey smoke and must Interesting Honey mustard guy working. That's a guy working burger King keep the fucking their feet to the fire that gold tosser come back And what we're saying outside that that that don't know how to talk about for certain people Yeah, we were we were also saying we need to do like a special Patreon for me. We did do it quarterly patreon fast food roundup fully you need to come over

1:12:51We need to get fat. Yeah, let me three of those before you both And I'll be watching For the people We tell you where burger King's problem is yeah, you bite into a wapper junior everything comes out Yeah, and I'll tell you why it's the pickles. It's your pickles man hit me the fuck up and let's get this What would you check on track thinner pickle? I think we have to go like what what what Kevin said is is everything is becoming form the table or again sure get me a real pickle Okay, I said her pickles was big that don't that country cut maybe a maybe like a gruffer cut give us some ridges Dude hit me with a critical cut fuck Critical cut hit me with a critical cut bread and butter pickle never yeah, they're never gonna do that They'd lose 50 million dollars a year But it's not about see you're a dirty capital is pig For the people me and full you're saying fuck corporate profit No, I would do what I'm saying they would never do that about this man. They would never do it Okay, it's not all dollars and so you're saying he's about you're telling me in fully to get our heads out of the clouds

1:13:56Yeah, yeah, you're screaming at the weather The weather Kevin agrees with us. He wants the same things as us. You have Join the New pickles go make your own fucking burger Everybody's in the position People don't have podcast millions years nice pickles the one thing we did never do Million One thing stop me up in a mortgage Listen the one thing Stavie and I could never do yeah is touch the hearts of Americans the way McDonald's and Burger King That's right because they have like a 50 year head start Haven't tell you're never gonna do it that's so what do we get? We use it we change them from within is our fucking loser do we get jobs at McDonald's Should be a fucking email and the three of us maybe me you will bring Kippy and could sit down a fucking straightness out

1:14:57All right, I got two words for you burger buddies bring them back lose the fucking pickles get y'all by the way for every fast food place Stop with the fucking crispy jalapenos Nobody gives a fuck and stop You got it. I was with you everywhere. They're not Texas What I think next week literally we have another episode where we're arguing fully was a 45 minutes late. I was a half-hour And a pick guy Oh, you That's what this is that was a call back to an episode that hasn't happened yet for the most people Mercino move on us that is that is that is a brand new special. It's out right now Uncle Stavie on Netflix. Yes, sir And also randomly if you're in Mrs. Saga. I am doing a theater like a big show John Malini's headlining Fred Alton is there

1:15:57James Austin Johnson Shout out to Mike Barbiglia for dropping out And they needed someone last minute And a lot of other people said no I apologize that got heated got no. No. This is how jumbled and all that Don't let don't let Kevin's corporate is mentality Just come down America. What are you talking about? I'm a podcast for the people These guys are going should we join McDonald or Burger King? They don't care From within they just want those big court. They want to golden parachute is what they're looking for Listen, what they want to say about Kevin James? Yes, he's a mainstream guy. You're a Wall Street guy. He's a mainstream guy. He cares about America He's got a child. He's invested in the future. That's true. That's true. And I want better people to dance me for money I'm better. I want better people for Burger King I want all I want is better pickles for your child and for children everywhere. That's all that's all we need That's all we want. We do that. I'm gonna raise my boy to go. Hey, there's no pickles. I want I'm gonna go

1:16:59I'm gonna go make my own pickles self starter. All right. This this goes back to my assimilate. Don't annihilate baby. Oh, uh, bring them all Get into that That's now I would check where you found that I read it on a far side this morning There's two caterpillars saying it. Gang, we love you. Are you garbage special? Yes September 13th American garbage. Oh hell. Yeah, we love you and we'll see you there. Peace