Fan Favorite Episode 551 Will Sasso

0:00Not many men. Can we stand my punch? Punch. Obviously, obviously. A for sure! Gotta set a... Gotta set a hair on him. Black belt and chicken heads. Uh, I think you'd be surprised. I think you'd be surprised. Abbot Kenny Fight Club, Fight Club, Fight Club. Mmm, kids got a peace on him. Or peace on him. To be couple one, two cutie pies. I still got it, baby. Lift your shield. Now from the Onits studios in Plyar, Vista, California, it is the moment you've been waiting for. The fighter and the kid is coming at you live! No, no, we're not live. That doesn't matter. It sounds better when you see it. Live! We're not live. We don't... And now, it's the fighter and the kid. Live! Not live. This is short live. Live. Carefully! Wow!

1:00It's cool, man. Me and Jason... This is gonna be a very weird show. You and who? You and Jason Collins. That's so stupid. Oh, man. Chiquiti China, the Chinese chicken. Are you wearing that shirt because you're Panther? Oh, no. I could, though. This got... What? What? Yeah, we're gonna... No, what? Yeah, we're on. We're on, boo. Okay, listen. Listen to me. You went and did it. What? You went and did it. You went and did the old Panther. You know something, Panther. Now, I haven't seen the wings. I can just see its nose. I can just see its fucking nose. I need you to see. You didn't get the goblin sniper. Like I told you, you had to go and get the fucking Panther. I'm terrified of snakes. I'm allergic to cats. So pick your poison. And you decided just to get off. Panther. Well, this represents Ibeat Corona. It's been tested twice now.

2:02It does look super... Ow! Ow! So, makes... Those wings are too small to even get that fucking Panther off the ground. So now it's got a new wing, shitty wings coming out like... You ever seen a flying Panther? No, I haven't. Then how the fuck would you know? Because this is how I vision my life. Aerodynamically, that doesn't make any sense. No way, am I a mini Panther? Well, I need to have to meet your head. I'm stopped doing that to make... No. And by the way, I got a new spray. It looks more like a fucking mountain line. No way. Well, this artwork is so dope. Panteas, panteas. You're so old, it doesn't matter. But that has wings coming out of it. It's like gill. I know. Why did you choose to have a Panther with wings? You know why? I'm just... I ride my mountain bike and that's... I picture myself on that bike as the... with the president of the Thick Boys Bike Club. I'm going down the mountain, I picture myself as a Panther with wings. A Panther? And I fucking go hard, dude. Uh-huh. Do you want in the club?

3:02I don't. You can't. You're too skinny. Hold on. It's not lighting the ass. It's not lighting the ass. It's not fucking lighting the ass. I want in the club. So you're keeping me out of the club because I'm not fucking thick enough. Start eating, dude. No, because you know what? My body type doesn't call for thickness. I'm thin, man. Oh, man. I'll start my own company called Thin Man. Thick Boy. Thin Boy. Yeah. It just doesn't have the sign. I feel like it rolls. Thin Boy. Hey, who wants to be part of the Thin Boy Club? Let me say... I won't rumble. We'll rumble with you Thick Boys. Oh, good luck with that, dude. Yeah, you guys apply Beatis, but we're quick and we're fast. And we get underneath. Chin, I'm a sitting picture from my boy. Chin, happy birthday. Thank you, Brian. 42? 43. Literally 43 today. 43, man. I wish you the 10 years I've had. Wow. Somehow you've read. I would say most of it for sure. The majority of it. Thank you very much. I've had a good life. We've known you for what?

4:03Seven, eight years now? No. About four years. Close to four years? A little older four years, right? I think it's close to four years. Carry me spoken. I sent you a picture of Chin from my guy Daniel Silva. When I say, when I put out that Thick Boy email, or I'm sorry, Instagram posting, hey, I need a tattoo artist. Anybody down? And so many sheep are like, no one's gonna tattoo in these Corona times. Good luck, loser. When I say I had every tattoo artist reach out, I'm name one. They all reached out. Yeah. This dude Daniel Silva was like, yo, I'm in the hills. Because you can get to give somebody a tattoo and be COVID-19. What's one on one? He's been tested. I've been tested. And you wear a mask. No, we don't wear masks when we're not doing a pool of things. I'm not doing a pool of things. But no, I do. Yeah. But he's been tested. I've been tested. So what's the thing? You do it. There's nobody else there. That's his crib in the Hollywood Hills, by the way. Oh, he's not. He's not doing well for himself. He's doing well. Oh, he's not 25 when the top tattoo artist in the world.

5:05He has a looker, two of the kids have a looker. If you go to his Instagram page, I mean, dime, dime. Yeah, he's a big guy. Super good looking fella and an artist. And one of the best artists tattoos all these celebrities. Did he say, all right? And I'll do a Panther if you want. Oh, he's like, dude, this is sick. And you know, this guy knows he's young. He goes, let's run it. And I was like, fuck, and let's run it. Yeah. He went, let's run this. Fuck, I want to save it. I went, let me do it. Fuck yeah, let's run it, dude. Let's run it. And I texted him back. I texted him. I've typed it out, dude. Thanks for running it. 25 years old. 25 years old. 25 when the top tattoo artist in the nation in the world was in San Francisco. He was like, you know what? He was killing up there. He's like, any more of a challenge. Came to LA, bought a house in the hills in a Michelin. Oh, there you go. He's doing very well. Ah, kids killing it. Yeah. He's an artist. Daniel Silva. Silva. What ethnicity? I would say he's got to be Brazilian. His papa's Brazilian. That's where he gets to look. He said, dude. Is it, could you make the argument that Brazilian's on average

6:05are the best looking people in the world? Well, the guys look like shit. I don't think so. The guys look like shit. I'm not good looking, dude. Really? Name one. Just have to pick some Gracie who was younger, Cron Gracie who's young. I mean, these are good looking people. Yeah. A lot of guys are good looking. A lot of good looking. They're pretty good looking. Yeah. Luke Rock hold. I mean, a lot of young people are saying that. Uh-oh. Yeah, but they're a lot of good people. South America in general. Yeah. Columbia. Columbia. I'm in Brazil. I'd say the women are the best looking. The guys, I don't know. I feel like the guys around the planet are like, the daggers stand have something to say. What do you mean? Well, they're hideous. They're a jute. Oh, yeah. They're not hideous. They're not hideous. They just. When you see a guy that's like, you gotta say, guy's dad. Yeah. Yeah. None of them are men. Oh, they might like... They might like a daggers stand in model. They might. Right. They're just, yeah, they just... They're kinda thick. Well, they're the toughest guy in the world. Yeah. You don't get to be the toughest in the world and the best looking. Right. Yeah, they look a little medieval.

7:05Yeah, they got like two. And they're so hairy. Yeah, and they're just wooden. They're thick. If you're seeing a skinny dad stand out, no, who's that guy? Yeah, look at this I'm fucking come it come it come eat The beat the beat the beat the beat Look at this is he another artist her just a guy's a That's Nigia Houston who we've had on the final kid before he's all grown up best that I know when we interviewed him He's tiny. That's crazy. How tall is this still a kid? Six one maybe okay, he's taller goddamn. He's a he's sexy, right? He is fine as fuck. I know I know Well, and tall to get the picture when he's like in Europe and shit. He's a good just I'm gonna talk game Wow, look at this Your model bro. He's obviously he looks like a model to me That is a beautiful man Proud of him and he knows how to put it together He knows he knows he's cuz he's an artist so he knows yes He's got an eye for proportion and color and everything. I mean you're not gonna well just the I knew I wasn't good

8:05Annie's rich. Yes, and I just knew I was in good hands with the details because I brought something that like I drew And his my idea and there's like dude You can't cuz the flow and he's like going over details like and you can't put it there you have to put it here Wow, by the way, so let me ask you this go back to the go back to the Couple up there. So that that tiger is that what he's drawing freehand. How's he doing that? freehand Really he draws it on his computer Print it out puts the ink on your skin and then goes huh puts like a like the outline on your skin and then goes and his signature is the colored eyes Now I get chin for his birthday. He's gonna tattoo on his neck. How do you get that color on the skin? You have to be pretty white to get that like my skin wouldn't take to that Wow, yeah, I guess I can get a tattoo now and get those those blue eyes. I've always wanted. Yeah, be cool My god, she ain't tiger blue eyes whatever But chin for his birthday 43rd. He's always wanted neck that too. So your boy hooked them up

9:07He's going tonight at six o'clock. Well, whenever I'm done with this You're getting your neck tattoo you bottom neck tattoo Thank you for you What are you gonna get on your neck? It's either gonna be a fish or a moon Okay, now hold on yeah, now hold on Brian. Now. I know you're older. So I know this isn't cool to you I just don't like general. I okay. I'm gonna be nice be nice Because remember he's a fisherman. I do love fishing kind of fish. You know what's in it chin's heart group of fish It's too fat. Okay, so you want to see shins bones trout Trout but it doesn't look that great on tattoo. No, no, she just looks like a fish doesn't it shout out the drowsy boy You know what my idea was for him what can it? That'd be cool. I like rear head that. Yeah, Simon's fighting fish Now that I understand why cuz it's specific. Huh? It's a fighter It's looking they're very aggressive and there are little fans having gone Yep, okay, but see now that's a beautiful tattoo now that that's due detailed look at the blue one down

10:13There's a bunch this one look at that blue one. That's too much on shins neck, dude Probably we need simple on this and not colors, but I like Simon that's it so that I like I don't feel like there's any other option, but a Simon's fighting fish You ready? I'm gonna run another one by you, okay? You know who the the most underrated fishes of all time hold on now if you had a fish tank as a kid you know this hold on hold on hold on I might know I referred him as the janitor Cuz he cleans things up. It's the tank. Now hold on and he looks very friendly Okay, he might be a blowfish or he might be a sucker fish Said sucker fish sucker fish might be a sucker fish I'm gonna be a bad boy sucker fish But yeah, that's now on a bicycle. Oh no I'm a bicycle that's sick. I like to one with the little top hat to me. I like go with humor So I like humor. I like to own the top hat on That's really cute. Although on your neck it might be a problem the the Simon's fight You could not get a tattoo on your neck cuz you're 43, but if you must and commit to that then go with a Simon's fighting fish

11:15What color are you gonna choose black have to be black really? I'm rethinking the tattoo now because I thought I was gonna be with that crazy awesome artist But I know that other guys other guys are hers good too. He's really legit. Yeah You're not gonna be with the dime piece. That's what I was thinking But no, he's not the guy Santa Monica the dime the dime piece just so you get dime piece 2000 hours booked out for two years The only reason I got it's cuz he had a cancellation wow Jesus yeah Chin I'm gonna see the man's work before I'm laying the ink down you what you did you not look at the guy saying you yeah, I saw this on some Instagram posts So you're not feeling it chin also your tattoo Brank you do it a lot of people you're brank you do it. Oh, no need fucking Miami to do you let's not get a moon No, no, no, it's a little bit. I was gonna be sick. It's like a crescent But then it's it's like with fish details. That's what I'm thinking right now. I say no I didn't even change it can be so small though. It's me doing a no that I actually did my girlfriend did a thing here

12:19It's gonna be like probably like that big. Oh, oh, oh, oh we going okay if I'm gonna get on my neck okay bird man You get that Yeah Not just like this is our first bonus episode fuck yeah, no about things so far so good we're crushing it Can't wait till fucking will sass so face times in mm-hmm now let me ask you this chin What what is it gonna be? Siamese fighting fish no Siamese Japanese No, that's a two detail. I was joking. Oh really? Yeah, okay, he can't go that's not okay So then so then maybe moon yeah, I'm gonna see if this guy could actually do what I let me see that Imagine would you say chin let me see if you can do what I imagine Because I do imagine some some different details I think like what so I feel like a moon

13:19But then there's gonna be a lot of little you know like fish skills on it not even Gilles just like kind of cool little shapes and stuff and then little little parts of like fish look the eyes Maybe a couple fins here in there sure sure. Yeah, no, but it's gonna be tough. I know it. Why don't you get it? You have to be so big for that detail It'll be bigger I'm on that side you spoke it. Yeah, that's dope. Is that tinkerbell? It looks like sailor moon. How about that size though? What's too much that's a little I was thinking smaller, but true tattoo brother. Yeah, it's on your neck I also don't believe in running your tattoo by your friends or family Really now that's actually the sway you want to sway me big time Yeah, then you overthink everything and then you know, yeah, but also the tattoo is on your body So it should be what you want not what anyone else wants my body my business You see that necklace that girl has on her chest that that sort of those dots That's really subtle and cool Those are more like a spread. Yeah, those are really cool

14:20Do you not tell you right now if girls a chest tattoo? She doing anal yeah, that's on it. Yeah, yeah, they also have a girl has tattoos all over her neck up to her chin Should be like I'd like to have sex with her once Once you know what I mean because sometimes you like oh there might be something I see a guy like that I'm sure he's a nice person, but I also I have an inherent prejudice where I go We may not be too stable. Yeah, right? Yeah, usually that's a big big a big commitment, but I see a girl. I'm thinking I get Honey hang on. Yeah hang on when I see big felt dice in a girl's shitty sports car girl I go I'm about she's a bad girl. Yep, and she's got like For around the license plate. Oh, I'm in you understand and and and and lip liner Oh and heavy eye shadow and all that I'm I'm like are you talking about a chola? I'm just looking at a fucking no. I'm looking at a professional. I'm looking at a calm downster

15:22Too much I'm sorry I've been drinking even drinking Please don't ever say calm down, sir. Don't say I apologize about too much about a lady of the evening who's true I'm a current you're right and she's in a Mazda MX7. You're right. The Mazda MX7 is 100% It's turquoise. It's 100 hot cat talking about yeah, you got me Yeah, gum dumpsters too much. Well, there you go. It's Friday. Thanks. I'm just trying to type in milk. Just see like a regular Milk go back to go back to those milves. Let me see some mom with Brian on this now Now define milk for me because sometimes I'll see him and I'll go that's not a milk I just a hot chick with huge tits That looks really guzzling that cog Oh, oh, no, that'd be a magic All right, there's enough, but also the third one in that might be our friends girl Last last page last row third one in yep, that might yep, that might be our friends girl. Oh

16:29Nope, nope, all right, maybe notes not okay So where were we oh change your tattoo get it dude So moon fish is there any other is there a third else just run through the ideas? Is there any writing you could do if there is there is there a lot about musical notes? What about a guitar? Music something about music. Why wouldn't you do something that is what you are like music dude? I've seen too many of those tattoos that looks to me. I'm sure they look what about what is what is your favorite what is your favorite? cord A flat you know, is that is that the right word cord? I mean is that yeah, but don't get that on your What's your favorite verse your musical verse that kind of moves you what's the most unique like you know? It's like what I hear is that one like down Yeah, unique yeah, you get does the tattoo well. That was a musician What would you do what would be what would be the unique? Inspiration a moon with fish scales on it his first. Oh, it's a bit what's different? I don't want like a music notes different

17:33That's pretty different. That's pretty different. It's also random also led Zeppelin notes on your neck That's not very original. Well not not led Zeppelin notes, but whatever whatever music moves you inspire Hey cover your whole fucking neck. What was she talking about those? Hit the showers no because I believe if you're gonna write something it's got to be specific and meaningful No, it doesn't though chin. It should be a pencil problem with me. Right? This is the problem with older people Panther with wing they put too much of value it like it's too much of a big deal It's only on your neck forever It's on your neck. Yeah, he can hide that with his sleeves which he's already doing because he he's self-conscious I was down tears. Well, just want to stand up. Hey be quiet You have a hoodie on your 57 so what it's comfortable Hey, chin you want the best piece of advice I can give you or don't listen to Brian Especially when it comes to tattoos and business all right Well, well, hey, you should have gotten attached here by now Brian You know, I mean least chin care says what he's gonna do you know, I understand

18:35I just if you guys can give me a tattoo that's good. I'll get it. You get a fish in this shape of a moon I like wrist-head that Oh, so maybe you get this fish on shape of a moon that sees that a fish in the shape of a moon That's what I'm doing. Oh, that's what I'm thinking of that might be alright. Let me see it. I like a moon covered in fish scales Also known as cupaccio You know when these When fish turn it kind of looks like a moon look a C shape. I mean I guess What about the blue side boys? I'm losing all the energy. I'm too much detail That's a cute little thing over there. I don't think chin's going for cute especially on your neck Yeah, what did your girl think of a channel she in no she didn't like it. She didn't like it. No god damn it Well mean cat do well. Yeah, well think deeply about this

19:36Don't overthink it though. No, I do want I do want to I've been wanting one for a long time He he tried to get one when we're in Dublin. I want to use this on my neck in Dublin Bro just get a fucking get a ti 83 calculate and get the testosterone molecule on your neck What is why don't you get a cock in the Some guys have that problem. I'm spitball some guys actually have that problem. What's that they got a dick? It's all shaped up. I wonder where that is. That's just the way they're genetic. Oh look at the testosterone molecule. That's nice That's interesting. Oh chin gets self made on your neck Self-made man No regrets test a lot of wild tattoo. There you go man. There are Um Shit kids these days though, they even you know, I might be a little outlander tattoos kids get face in that tattoo It's like that's their first one sound. It's just a thing where society, you know, it's just a thing

20:40You're gonna get CEOs with face tattoos part of part of being older is that you see as people get older and they were radical and crazy when they're younger Boy, it becomes a difficult thing to kind of manage now. Yeah I'm gonna try your I'm gonna try your ribs Jim go for it. Can I get a piece of that meat on your fucking Get a pair of tongs like Korean barbecue tongs Tongues All right, so I think we'll might be calling in right now. Let me check that's nice, too But now it's all cold just labor Will Karn I want to Korean barbecue with you before to work with city wearing Seattle Seattle Like you guys Fuck he is Can't see you guys though

21:48We're gonna turn you we're gonna turn you give it a second you fuck Is that better? Well, you seem a little bit. That's great. Yeah, I can see them now We're drinking whiskey will it's Jim's birthday. Oh, happy birthday, Jim. Thank you all All right, let me get the camera Hey, will Brian's trying to copy your haircut Yeah, he's gonna have to It's looking good, Brian. I can see the crown here. That's nice Well, I have 17 hairs on the top of my head and my old man used to have something we called Tony Island just this Yeah, it came out you know, okay, well I have more than that so I have more than that for now Man Okay, well don't be shitty will how's it? Do that 20 going pretty I'm pretty mellow so far What do you do with your days will you guys? Well any any tips for people in quarantine? Yeah, are you recording now? Yeah, we're recording now

22:52Yeah, yeah, we are don't tell me when we are you're live bro What are you drinking in your stupid mug? What's in that mug? Yeah, there's some coffee in here. Don't you have some sort of intro or something? Don't we have to sit through 18 minutes or read or something like that? No, dude. We don't we are okay that will it's will Sasso done. Hi, I'm Will Sasso. Yeah, welcome me to the program. I am welcome to the program. I watch you Brian yeah, it's great to be on the fighter in the kid as you know more importantly as your audience knows There's a deep connection between me and your audience. This has been going on for years ever since I won the first Guest in a year right all right fine You did win and now since it's been rigged and I've been left off of that thing every fucking year It's all too big and or whatever that's on time. I'm I've decided even though I don't give a fuck But because I have this well, I give a fuck about your audience and because I have this relationship with the audience I think it's time that I name myself the people's champ

24:00This is a fanny pack As the WWE World Championship buddy Chris Fowler from back on gave me that well, that's the coolest thing It's pretty cool well, but you can't just name yourself the people's champ. I mean that's kind of like You know it seems a little obnoxious and you're acting puzzled now. I can see on your stupid face Yeah, but I but this is something again. I know it's the fighter in the kid. I know your podcast. Yeah, it's between me and the people Okay, well, but you have why we call it. That's why we call me The people's chair. Okay, don't sling that thing over your shoulder like that Well, will is that the same thing the rock dude? Is it my ride on that? Yeah, it might be a little gimmick infringement from the rock. He did call himself the people's champ Just want him to make sure yeah This is for everyone making memes at home ready That's good. Yeah, that's good. Okay, dude. That's good. You gotta go. Another thing. Go ahead

25:02Another thing I want to talk about is I want to congratulate you guys on Your format change Well, what does that mean? What do you mean for what do you mean? Well? What do you mean what do I mean? I'm congratulating you so obviously you know about the format change Well, here goes some more liquid in your fucking face and so that always you just stop drinking. Yeah, now You keep drinking now. What do you mean my format change will Well, it's real simple Brian This whole lockdown thing the self-quarantine thing of course a It's a voluntary thing and As far as you know the government goes and look you don't know a whole lot about my politics But I will tell you I'm about this close from going to the wild country and doing whatever the fuck I please Canada's a great place for that Why only may as well be Canada and I'll fucking kill all the elk I need to eat don't need guns

26:02Most Canadian elk murderer ever. How do you kill the elk without a gun dude? It's it involves a rear naked choke because they like to charge more on that later Here's the thing don't let's not jump into whose politics and who you're gonna listen to because I know you guys probably well I don't I know you guys clearly just you know there's no masks there the fighter and the kid I think they're so sort of that Reverse 5G thing you think the mites killed coronavirus. Yeah, there you go. That's right. There you go But on will as you know even shows like the tonight show and the talk the late night this and that whatever They're all do they're all shooting it from home and they're interviewing their spouses and children Uh, you talking about traditional media will is that where you're going with this traditional media the cucks correct, okay, but Fighter and the kid not traditional media. No, okay, and I'd like to congratulate you on Your your change changed to news media

27:04Because you consider yourselves and a sense Yeah, an essential and essential business You just glitched thank god in the middle of no poor connection will get a better connection Is it will connection or or Got to be huh, it must be him. Yeah, it's you get a better connection You got you got dial up. Is that what you're using it using that dial up Yeah, I got dial it makes that fact sound can you see me can you yeah, we can see you now and way better now way better now Okay, so here's so I want to congratulate you. Thank you Your format change to news since you guys are an essential service and Providing the news because clearly no one would just go into a fucking studio somewhere to Record a podcast you're right dude. It's not about MMA. I don't know and I just you know to fucking just shoot the shit Thanks, Will right thanks. Well, I appreciate it. Well, you know what's crazy too is we've actually doubled down We have three three three up so it's a week now. That's right during this quarantine time. Yeah, oh good

28:08Because we are we are essential because we break it down and tell him how's business be better never boom in I was hoping to say Bowman boom, okay, so while that's good. So while The people who do real work in this country are suffering by staying home you guys are capitalizing on that by making money and Let's move on to that news. So what do you guys have to fucking tell me about the coronavirus as if you know what the fuck no No, hold on well, what's your you got will come away? A couple things both here and I are negative everybody in this room is negative number one number two all been tested number two You guys have all been tested. Yeah, what Corona? Kerf are antibodies turns out we're all negative. Are you talking about that virus that may be asymptomatic? Yeah, but you know brother test brother. We took blood tests. Ah cool. So that all live together then well No, that's weird. So basically that blood test man nothing

29:08And then you got together so it means nothing Especially when Brian I got to see a fucking video of him fucking puts him around with But boss rewritten. Yeah, I've been fucking Oakland. That's a good point. Well fucking dudes. Well, you know, so after you do that It means nothing I got to that I got that that's that bad. Here's the thing. Well, here's the thing though if we get it we're fine You're fine. I'm guessing you don't have any well There's one in the fucking directly in the screen, but do you have any Hey, Brian just Brian Zero brother listen up sunshine. How old are your parents? I don't they're in Denver my parents are 80 Yeah, so remind well my dad just passed away. I'm not interested. I'm sorry. I will I'm sorry. I'm gonna be the coronavirus No, I understand that now. I think if anybody is close to somebody who's at risk They better be goddamn careful and responsible which I am which I am around Brian I agree with you guys there this thing

30:10I think what we're gonna learn about this is that it's going to affect different people differently obviously people with You know autoimmune issues people who have Diabetes Liberals Liberals Liberals Liberals Liberals Liberals Liberals Liberals Liberals anyone who Was was really hoping that Bernie would take the Democrats Yeah Not Americans like yourself people who want Yeah, one percent get coronavirus and die But in order to achieve herd immunity we have to behave like a herd unless Unless yeah, we're talking about the news media which now the fighter and the kid is so give me some news Okay, why do you want to know? I got some fucking news for my I got some fucking news for you You know, I'm gonna give him fuck you know, Texas is gonna open it up next week. Yeah, everything's up for school Texas is its own fucking country. Yeah, and those people you're fucking tell you what Texas is close to Florida

31:11And I'm sorry sorry Florida. Pretty far away. I got no one for you. I got another one How about Ohio's open up to what do you say about Ohio? Yeah, we'll big Willie style I Where we have slowed the curb because we've been staying outside So look forward to cowboys Oil men and cows to get all sorts of fucking coronavirus in Texas and it won't matter in Ohio because Lebron's already here go on Okay, hold on hey will how long you want to shut down the company? Now well this today is no here's more news this too shall pass yeah come may fifth. I'm going to eat out To dinner. Yeah, hey will how about may 15th we've right over to your castle and beat the shit out of you He's hard to be shit. He's pretty Come on over. I'll tell you what if you want to come over to my fucking castle. He owns axes I mean

32:13How did he with some stats? You know how many people is coronavirus killing? Okay, you know what they here's what I got an interesting stat for you. Well they projected two million It's gonna be under 60,000 Well, they projected two million like two months ago. Yeah, that's what that was really sweeten that didn't enact much of a lockdown But then you know what happened in those past two months friend in we quarantined So now it's gonna be 60,000. Yes You guys No, we're not We're all practicing safe. We're all practicing safe. No, no, we're practicing Hey will hey will people's champ how long should we shut the economy down for how long Why don't we ask that fucking prick news some or this dick? Garcetti yes, even though you may not have voted for them No more than you

33:15Okay, hey you hey will you think this attitude up? I'm gonna be there before May 15th And I'll take something else motherfucker You're fucking you're negative right? I'm negative. I'm gonna come over there. We'll fucking roll around and you'll separate both my shoulders and my knees and bloody my face And when I show up to the hospital, they're gonna say sorry no room for you mr Sassos because all these fucking beds full of coronavirus patients Because Wrong You're wrong. There's somebody beds wide open. There's beds wide open sir Yeah, we do we have enough we have more than enough ventilators here in California Oh, we sent ventilators back. We use we're so good. We sent them back We said well, yeah, Trump and Trump is sending some to Russia. I do some epidemiology work And I can tell you this virus looks very different than most but you go we have a handle on it. Yeah How does it look different Brian? How is it different than let's say murder or SARS? Very easy It tends to be a little prickly or a little bit more round Little contagious and a little bit more words that mean nothing. Yeah

34:17And it's got it's just got a bit of a stickier kind of attitude, you know, an attention You know kind of gets an air get get get get get got cause of some issues and we're working on that right now I've good friends that are really starting to crack this code and we are very fucking close It's coming up with treatment and very close to come up with a virus in this country which you are not from So that's an important thing for our listeners realize is that you are a Bonafide a bonafide Collectivist aka communist from the north of fucking canada and and we'll take your country over if we want So that's the other thing I want to say I can use for you. I'll fucking tell you this Brian. Yeah In the new what you're more American than me. I agree with will and I'll tell you why why Two reasons number one you were born on a ship in Singapore. Oh you Right And then your dad dragged you over in your diapers and then you went to the fucking whatever sort of weird boarding school By a fucking girls on the rest of that

35:21This is this guy the real kid will the real kid sassal Decided to be an American. I decided I'm a good choice I didn't just slip out of you know what I fucking decided I'm coming down here I'm taking my Canadian flag I'm taking my world championship And I'm coming down there. I'm way more American than you Brian as a matter of fact Come May 15th. Let's do this apple pop even context You want American and me Fuck you I'm challenging you right now as soon as this fucking lockdown is lifted Apple pie eating contest or we can do it outside in a park Six feet apart but you have to wear a mask Fuck am I gonna wear a mask and eat apple pie you son of a bitch. I'll fucking show you how because I'm more American than you You son of a bitch Fucking choke down a fucking steak after that. That's right. I'll have a Texas meat dessert after my apple pie

36:23A Texas meat dessert Well you took us to task here you got on this fucking podcast via little Who you working for and you got us the riot act and you're you're accusing us of being uncovid safe Well, you know what Brian here let me let me actually let me do this. Let me watch your words Yeah, watch your words. I'll sip in 23 year old whiskey, which has been proven proven cheers In a lab to fucking kill coven and it's fucking tracks. How's that water? Yeah, why don't you stick a blowdrag in your mouth too? Isn't doesn't that work that does work? That's our nose And so does going to church and then just turn it out. What is it 40 degrees? Yeah, and so does going to fucking church keep going Hey, will if you're scared go to church. I Wish you wasn't glitchy me too. I wish you weren't glitchy. Yeah You're winning a mass now My face is cold. It's not like you look like katana. We lost you will

37:26Oh, there you are again. I'm talking about. Yeah, you're now. Yeah, you're here now Okay, all right Brian, you know what here's how about how about this for a for a fucking capitalist agenda the more you ignore the lockdown until your audience that there's no fucking problem by by way of you know Just kind of Going here and there But we never said that well, we're not saying that we're providing entertainment during these tough times. Yeah, you son of a bitch Oh, right you're providing entertainment because there's not millions of hours of streaming bullshit No, we're not bullshit We are quality You're asking for it. Do we do fucking current events which is news news Can't hear you Fucker Is it working yet? Yeah, now you're back. This is perfect. All right All right, here's here's my thing the longer you ignore the lockdown right yeah, which we're not

38:31The longer you tell you are you're there entertainment. Yeah, but entertainment essential news Okay, not essential news. Okay, wait. That's right. You guys are news now. Yes, the longer you do that Longer you do that the longer we're gonna have to push back the eventual return of the feminine podcast So so or or go Okay, so now on because we drop some hints and you know Chris was like hold on Let us not tell everyone yet and I was like okay And then someone hit me up saying Brian just spilled the beans on some fucking military podcast and they fucking sent me a link I watched about a second of it. How boring was it will how boring was it? I got I got fucking I got so fucking bored I slipped into what anyway. I'm not gonna go there. Here's the thing Here's the thing when those people blow me up on social media I'm gonna let them know that it's your fault Now hold on well, that's not fair. That's not fair. Come May 15th. We're we're at it

39:31We're at it with the with the 10 minute podcast now. I'm gonna rough you up a little bit will so you might miss a few episodes But I'm gonna rough you up for this. You're getting off your off dog dude. I'm gonna be jerking off in the corner Do you know Brendan are you familiar with you know when it comes to people's champ and wrestling and this whole thing are you are you? You're familiar with the fucking come back someone getting their fire at the end of the match. Yeah sure, man Yeah, I hope you know doing that whole thing. Yeah, yeah, you're pointing and I don't think so you better be careful Because if you beat the living stod out of me, I'm gonna haul up and then you're gonna have to stop for me Okay, you're gonna have to you're gonna jump a little bit when I slam you and when I fuck them drop the elbow you're gonna go Hey, will okay, will that's a good story. That's a good story. That's a good story new source. Hey, well, did you did you see the WWE Trying wrestle mania with no crowd. I know I know your big Russell fan. I know this how embarrassing you with no crowd It was it was it was the wrong thing to do someone say the most wrong thing to do Well, I'm on well Yeah, in the theme of today. Yes, the wrong thing to do and one of the wrongest things to do

40:35I could I watched less of that than I listened to Brian on that military pocket It made it made no sense. It made no sense. It was like watching your cousins play fight in the basement Yeah, it was so awkward. It's weird to watch grown men do that. It's very weird awkward. It's an indictment of the art form Yeah, it's like me because I'll call him an art form, but I'll also make this face because when you're doing it without a bunch of people they're going It's like well, what is it? It's just some people rolling around yeah in a way that they've already planned okay That aside yeah, we have yet to get any you know news facts and figures out we get you figures Texas I'll hang up on you. We're going into fucking we're going into fucking current events Jack. Yeah news No, we had dr. Drew on here. We had hey, hey, hey, we had dr. Drew on here Who broke it down for us got me and next you did have dr. Phil who said the 360,000 deaths occur a year in pools across the country when it's moral and when it's actually 3600

41:36So he's an idiot and dr. Drew is not but uh, how about this let's play a little game I'll do some current events with you okay last week last week from April 6th to April 12 you guys know how many Uh, how many deaths occur due to COVID-19? I don't will but you know, I do know is deaths are down across the board in the United States I know that yeah Are you getting that are you getting that from the epidemiologist sitting next to your Brendan? Yeah, yeah Well, where do you get your news will I'm gonna give you what's that? Where do you get? Where you rush from? Yeah, bro A little something called the center for disease control and I encourage all of your Fucking audience to check that out for themselves Instead of just hearing Brendan and Brian saying we're opening up Ohio Two guys fucking talking while drinking whiskey had a So you can do this

42:40I think for yourself where you can listen to these two fuckers drinking whiskey I Man you're fucking out your mind you have your mind dude and I'd say what may 15 you were not gonna last dude You know the good news is that this the peak is likely already happened there's been Less hospitalizations as a few days ago then there were a few days before A lot of hospitals are shutting down you know that because they don't have enough patience. Did you know that? What's that some hospitals actually shutting down in California because they're not enough patience Brendan, please don't share things that Brian told you that he may have heard someone else for the podcast Just before you started rolling Here's one thing I have to ask you do you guys know what the number one killer of people was Last week the week between between the days April 6 to April 12. It might have been coronavirus. Right? Probably COVID-19

43:40No, it was not It was heart disease. Oh I got it right here heart disease was responsible from April 6th April 12 for 12,626 I'm sorry to sweat dude. I'm starting to fucking sweat because you're pissing me off. Will and I'm gonna take my coat off 11,437 and on down the line Accidents was 2,911 diabetes was 1586 the flu pneumonia right the the common influenza 1227 suicide was 876. Yeah, sure Yes, well, I was covered Jack. Hey, hey, it will just let you get out for a second. I know I got some news for you. Did you know with the economy getting so shitty and everybody losing their job? Suicide is gonna go through the fucking roof. Do you ever think about that? I think about suicide all the time Brendan. Oh fuck well. Don't make this all head. All right. Well, it's not making about you dude That's not make about you on top of society in general. Fuck well Number two COVID-19 was responsible for 12,392 deaths

44:44That's five times the size of Pearl Harbor, which maybe you're daddy told you about Brian And if this continued if this continued, sure, it's a peak. It's April right. Let's hope it goes away No, it's going away. It's been saying yeah, well, it's going away because people are on lockdown That's right. The the the fighter in the kid podcast or watching sidefeld reruns or any number of fucking sure fucked up Docu series. I'm a supporter. I'm a supporter of the of social distancing smart. Yep smart. I'm not you're not you're not I am I am if this continued for a full year right and keep in mind we don't have a vaccine for another 17. Yeah, if it continued for a full year, that's hundreds of deaths Hey, why are you laughing at that? What are you laughing? You think it's gonna continue at that trend will that's insane? Well, he just broken the last Because I'm an optimist and I'm an American, but if not American You want to get the fucking passport? Okay, take it easy. All right. Fine. Anyone can get a passport

45:50You say anyone can get passport. Yeah, I got a guy. I know a few guys All right, listen my back is hurting from leaning forward like this. Letting your super Blood red mad to use your word you're making blood red I'm a centrist. I'm a fucking staunch libertarian. You're coming off fucking And of any politician or political party. I use fucking this and I find the fucking stats. It makes sense. Okay. Yeah Yeah, yes, I do I feel not just how I feel sure, sure. Hey, will you know Texas? Oh, I don't Yeah, you burn my chin Yeah, we will fucking maybe we will hey stop doing all right arms are bigger big deal, dude What the fuck stop flexing bro? You look like the guy from 90 day fiance do stop doing that man. You're gonna die All right, listen, well, we want to thank you for popping in we really we really I'm gonna knock down. No, it's just that you it's hard to hear you because you're like her dude. I'm sweating

46:54You're also super glitchy and you're a communist Tell your audience this. Yeah, guys Please stay tuned for the eventual return of the 10 minute podcast when Brian gets the sad out of his ass and until then Okay, well, that's great. That's great. All right. We saw that now. We got jail. We got it now will we look forward to getting you in studio And I'm gonna see come this and I'll tell you what will tell you fucking what what as soon as this shit gets relaxed Even a little bit because look 100% honestly I'm doing what I'm doing as an example just because I feel like it's the right thing to do and that's my opinion and that works for me You guys have you guys have a business. It's already rolling. I like that you guys have gone the distance to to Get tested, you know, and that sort of thing I know you guys are hearing a lot of stuff from a lot of different people because you've put yourselves out there I don't have a podcast currently Fucking won't for at least the next month because of Brian

47:54But I will say I will say I agree that this is going to My from everything I've read and heard and I read More than the both of you Oh Fucking that's one thing a Canadian do is read circles around a fucking Landed American Canadian read circles Hearing and what I'm reading and and and and what's his name new from new Newsom yeah, you read a lot. Yeah, the news some the other day he talked about okay Here the fucking five things I need to see Once the fucking numbers come down and numbers of Brian Brandon numbers are not states, okay? So when you say here the numbers Ohio, Texas. Yeah, but California's going down will we're actually kicking it We need 14 days of decline of steady decals. That's right. Which is happening. We know all this will any other brain busters

48:59Right, it's happening because everybody but you guys is on lockdown What's gonna happen then is you know he says okay restaurant's gonna look a little different They're gonna space the tables out. We're gonna throw away the fucking table covers. Everyone's gonna be wearing gloves and nasty this and there Sure people with under the best shape of my fucking life, okay, so I'm not worried a little respiratory Disease I will chug a fucking I'll put salt in your whiskey Gargle that and run up the hill All right, okay, but that's just me So once things to relax the little bit I do think that everyone that we should look at it in different stages Unfortunately, we can't contact trace because we don't have the fucking kids. We're in phase one right now We're in phase one. We're in phase one phase one. Yeah, phase one of whatever phase one of the program to come back to let the economy come back phase one Okay, phase one so Once we can actually come back and it's more about and and we've spread it out with regard to who should they go into work and who shouldn't Sure, I got no problem sitting in a room with you know five or six fucking people. Yeah, we're gonna be chopped. We're gonna be chopped

50:04You're gonna be disciplined for this podcast You came on there with an agenda. Show me your little dicking Want to show you my dick didn't did new some such up to this is that what's going on here? You ready for governor. Are you fuck? You know what I can run for governor because that's something a Canadian can do an Austrian did it over here in California Right so a Canadian can do it. So so here's the fucking here's the fucking news Brendan If you if you fucking get if you you know fucking pull an octagon you know on gear whatever is that what they say? Yeah, MMA I'm sure I'm a decorated high school athlete right and I think it's a good visible median, but if you decide You put it out. Yes What is that hold on? Is he back? Hold on So much to give you so much better in person. Oh, he's the best of course. Oh, of course I told you dial up the nightmare

51:05This is the one thing I hate about for his there he's back. I'm sorry. I'm just your mixture of liberal rant finish your thought Uh, what I was saying was when Brandon finishes reaching into my mouth dislocating my jaw while he punches my ribs purple And then I become the governor. I'm gonna make it harder for you to get out of prison Brendan Hey So there's a lot of money well that's a small face I know her friends and you know who else was friends Tim Robbins and that fucking warden with the glasses in the mean face He thought they were friends and then I wanted to do that and in the end There won't be any Morgan Freeman waiting for you and Z1th and a home of fucker I will keep you in a cushy Saccharin and O prison dude because I will fucking run for governor Especially after I eat when that fucking apple pie eating contest You heard it here first folks the people's champ versus the kid. It's the real kid versus the kid apple pie eating No, I didn't say yes to this No, I didn't say any of this. All right, look, well

52:07We appreciate you joining us. We love you. Next slide you're smoking Can you light up a joint? Yeah, let's take a picture. We'll hold on stay there. We're gonna take a picture You still here Brian get give them you dick Doing current events. Let's see what's happening Karen events in this current event Brendan Shaw with huge arms getting tattoos. Yeah Can tattooed by a dime piece We could write that bike dude Do you guys even want to talk about this one? I mean, they're all gonna be you know Close really related to COVID-19. Oh my gosh. That's what it is. I just got a dumbass would think alcohol stops Corona Well, because it's a disinfect that doesn't make any sense would you drink whiskey to get rid of the flu? Well, this anybody's looking for excuses to drink

53:07True people are like alcohol sales 55% increase from Uh this time last year. I'm drinking a lot at night. I only drink when I have nothing to do and at night I'm like I'm like if you put anything in front of me right now. I'll do it. I really only drink care The only time I drink is when I'm working. I don't drink at home. I'll do Yeah, the world health organization came out and said that they wanted to remind everyone That drinking alcohol will not help them well you realize how stupid people are well like it's like this They think alcohol the injury to get through the corona or when the hurricane was in Florida and people were That to give out a warning saying please don't fire automatic weapons into the into the hurricane Is it actually doesn't affect it? What? That was an actual warning they go please Bullets will not phase the hurricane. It's awesome. Please don't fire your guns into the hurricane Excuse me. Some people are fucking so dumb. Mm-hmm. It's a hurricane. You're crazy. Yeah

54:12Whatever what else you got Okay, since March madness has been oh, is this all you got to be free? Different. Do you see the 10 years today? Brian? What did I tell you? Not I'm not saying it's right I'm not but a lot of people I'm telling you people aren't gonna get locked down for too much longer They they most people are 15 under who are healthier going fuck this dude I'm about to freak out. I'd rather take my chance to get corona. Did I send you this chin? What a picture of the 10 The 10 freeway no, but it's a bumper traffic. Yeah. No, I wasn't traffic today. Oh no, I'm talking But I'm dude bumper to fucking bumper bro. No, I wasn't bumper to bumper traffic on the end of the the route here Here it is. This is the tension yesterday your boy was on the 10 Oh My feeling Good Take that in tell me because you look at you look at Michigan their protesting that just the people like dude We have no money. We're fucking hungry. How many kids are gonna starve because they don't get the meals at home

55:14Or I'm sorry. They don't get the meals at school. Yeah, how many kids are gonna starve? That's one of the current events there are a lot of protests popping up throughout the country where people are poor Basically, yeah, they're basically saying that they need to get back to work You gotta remember that unemployment was at 3.2% before this do you know that's more than full employment? That's more than full employment. I think it's really you have people are unemployed right now. Yes Yesterday wow Bumper to bumper people aren't having it. Who sent you that? It's someone posted this holy shit. So this is the 10th day people are getting very anxious And don't want to be cooped up anymore. Damn. They're looking at the statistics going hard up. I'm healthy I'm under 50. I don't hang around old people. Why the fuck am I still staying inside? Well, I think I've tried to be really neutral about this to an extent in terms of I don't know enough about this virus Right, we know it's yeah, we do know there's a full scale investigation to see if this actually was a military

56:17Virus could have came out of hand lab. We so I don't know Um But I will say this I think historians Are gonna look at this in the near future and really we're gonna get a very clear picture on whether or not this was an oh a major overreaction I believe Sweden yes, there's a lot down numbers are very similar. They are so I I believe that they there has to be and this is no This is no Sort of dig on anybody, but there's got to be a smarter way to do this. That's not very COVID safe You understand so so I think we're gonna find I think we're gonna find a more creative way to deal with a pandemic Got caught with our pants down this time. Break out. Yeah, and but we have to come over the more creative way We just do and we will Mm-hmm and we will what's this get to create our way out of this problem create our own show because March madness was canceled There's a surplus of chicken wings here in the states because nobody is going out of their way to buy chicken wings I don't feel like chicken wings during this time. Nope

57:18Mm-hmm plus people aren't going out having barbecues grilling or anything You know what the thing about doing with sports well especially and uh and CWA football And this is the number one reason why college athletes should be paid especially in football You know what they're gonna because they don't think to be safe to have people in the arenas But that's how they you know that's how almost All college make their money is off the football program So they're saying well financially these institutions these universities gonna shut down less there's a football season So they're delight they what they are one thing one plan that's in play that they're they're thinking about doing They're gonna push the football season to the spring Because the the universities need money And then what do you think it was doing the fall the same season so those kids would play 12 games or 18 games. I'm really they fight the BCS Oh three months. That's hilarious a month off a month and then play another season Why are they doing that for financial reasons? That's the only reason they will do it for financial reasons to save the universities And you don't want to pay these kids

58:19And you're gonna force them because of financial reasons to risk all this To save the institutions that's insane to it's insane. It's not fair What the athletes should do is go weren't unless you give some piece of the pie We're not fucking playing in the spring or the fall and then your your favorite players like Lawrence The starting quarterback for Clemson who's supposed to be the normal one pick. Well, he's not gonna play Because he's gonna get drafted in the fall. So why would he play why would he play this weird season in the spring? Sure, and he's definitely not playing in the fall risk injury. He's gonna skip all of it Because he's gonna get ready for the season in the fall of the NFL. Wow Wow Something to think about fuck yeah Well, this fire is gonna change a great deal about how we do a lot of stuff. It's gonna be very interesting to see It really is And I would imagine that because people have been forced to use things like zoom and stuff for Conferences and meetings with like Microsoft You're probably gonna see more of that too You know you're about zoom stock

59:20No, no that the they're not prepared for the data collection that they're doing oh wow so Yeah, people shouldn't I don't know Yeah, yeah a lot of people have been getting hacked on zoom There have been people like Basically going into classroom sessions and disturbing some of some of it has been like just jokes kind of Yeah, dick pics asking like stupid questions people being like who's that then there are other Instances where people are going in saying racist shit Not hilarious not funny It's what people do just like young idiots I know With my buddy in high school boarding school and they were doing a play and And Fucking we get behind the curtain. They're doing a play they're in the middle of play me and my idiot friend get behind the curtain And my buddy were like he and my buddy just goes I want to suck your tits Three is at the top as long In the middle of the play right behind the curtain. Oh, yeah

1:00:21We ran all the suddeny this gin this made me laugh so hard. I don't know why Because quarantine times things are so fucking stupid But this lady's ordering and her son wrote down what he wants and her son added Her son added sloppy weiner. So she's going cheeseburg she's reading for it. She goes fries cheeseburger Chicken sandwich and a sloppy weiner and they Like excuse me. I don't know why I thought it was so fucking funny. I love stupid shit. I'm a sentine out gin This is so fucking funny I don't have stupid shit like that. I mean it made me laugh. So I don't it's so I can tell the story because that Tony Jeffries has talked about this but when he was on the Olympic team the national team in London The Olympics were in London Tony was on the team and Billy Joe Saunders was on the team And they would all get together with the other athletes in the Olympics And they would ask him to sign all this all this stuff balls

1:01:22Boxing gloves giant pictures Well somebody Somebody kept drawing a huge clock on everything and it was such a problem that the Commissioner got all the athletes together goes hey listen We auction the stuff off To pay for a lot of important stuff whoever's drawing dicks On things you will be found and you will be kicked out of the national team if you keep doing it We don't want to see it again. Now. There's a thing back there There's a poster one everybody signed. We better not see a dick on it Well This dude Billy Joe Saunders drew a huge car already one of my favorite he drew a huge box on it He's now his favorite drew a huge dick on the poster again. I love that guy Tony said they could not stop laughing every time he did it ruined all this stuff He is We're they talking about him in canelo he fucked up though. Why? He made a video goes I know a lot of people with their Significant other right now you're getting on each other's nerves and he's on a heavy bag and he goes So this is how you stop him he goes so when your girl's arguing she's giving you shit

1:02:25Well, it was bad. He goes you hit her with a left hook and she's gonna be a little wobbly And they finish her off to the body. He's like in that bitch wants anything. Oh dude Came over his his his box and license got revoked fuck you're not fighting can I mean Fuck can they get him out and he's like I was only joking. It's right. It's a spend it. Yeah, it's a spending Fuck dude. Come on. Don't do this. Well, you're not gonna fight a mega star like can have no other friend like me who can be like That's not funny though. It's not funny dude now play this Jenny got the volume up. Yeah, just mix it into the video. She's on that sonic I think yeah, just do that his teenage son made the drive to order for his mom Yeah, the kids So there was a cheese right in the kids Okay, ultimate first-person And a sloppy weiner I

1:03:32Was in a cheeseburger she is yet in a sloppy weiner Oh He's like And a sloppy weiner sloppy dog And so fucking stupid and a sloppy weiner sloppy weiner what else you got man we're 10 years old mess I was so funny out like laughing out loud this morning at this Do you vote against stay at home orders pop up across the country? What I tell you be yeah you did you've always had your feeling you have good your fingers always on the pulse Yep people throughout this country are tired of being unemployed So a lot of people are going out their way to protest now now I'm telling now wait for these other states and start opening up I know will makes fun of me, but they are opening up Ohio. There's a plan for them to open up not yet But there's a plan for them to open up Ohio Texas all these they're they're playing to open up right

1:04:34So when people see them open up and our numbers are better than them and our fucking liberal pussy governor wants to lock us down I'm telling you people aren't gonna put up with it and that's why you see the 10 bumper to bumper traffic That's why when you go to the park it's packed with like you said people are first of all This is very difficult for a lot of people. This is very scary for most difficult and scary, you know When you say for example, well you you're 409k is not as important as human lives That's not a fair thing to say to people because we're not people are not you can't say if somebody's really terrified of their retirement that they've worked their whole life that they don't also care about human lives That's not what's going on here people are terrified and desperate about their futures and about this Impending depression and I think you're right when they actually look at the hard numbers and they go I'm not Generally at risk person You know what if I do have the antibodies? What if I am negative and I have friends have had it I now know six people have had and they're fine

1:05:35It's sucked. It's sucked. I know people have had it fine They even show symptoms, but it's sucked and then there are a lot of people that are asymptomatic I agree with this guy obviously I'm way over here right like there's people in the middle people over here Won't leave their house that wear masks while sex and then I'm over here I kind of agree with this guy give us all the information we need and let it let us decide Special for 50 under with not-lying conditions. This dude says the government at all levels has overstepped its authority in the request to Protect the Americans from the virus while well intentioned It's naive for the mayor and others to think shunned down our local economy will protect families The American since since is perfectly capable of deciding how to best protect themselves We have rich we have a rich history of solving problems without government interference true Give us information and suggestions if you must then step aside allow Americans take action and solution No, I think that's a very fair and certainly a very American if they're educated Yes, you have to be educated in a situation and can't go around older people or people without line conditions But dude if you're under 50 you have no underlying conditions and you're healthy to go back to work

1:06:41And you're gonna see all these other cut the all these other states do it and our fucking liberal governor is gonna Drag us to longer and longer He's gonna go like this suicide do you look like this? I think the governor and people like this are also terrified They were terrified because they didn't have all the information. Well, they want to be over safe Yeah, they over say that they would have 300 that what you know, I think newsome was looking at New York with a lot of terror New York was losing you know So many people and Very old, but that's not that's not to say that those lives don't matter believe again my parents are 80 Fucking would hate to lose that would do the worst, but but so You know, you I understand a governor airing on the side of caution. There's no doubt that it's a fucking difficult time This is a very difficult thing to navigate. It really is man. It's just it's really difficult I found myself saying I don't know a lot, you know, I'm a dumbass. I don't know But but I think you're right. I think I do think that we get to a point where I don't know But I'm willing to do this before the economy goes into more smarter way to do this

1:07:42Especially in the future. Let's learn from this. Let's figure out a way to be targeted. We are from everything learn from anything learn from New York who you know Was overwhelmed with things in the house was already learn from Sweden that didn't lock down and they're the rates of the same as this Learn from South Korea that shut down early in Taiwan Learn from fucking China that was complete disaster. Well, China wasn't the next release that's but you know China didn't really share their information for at least five weeks with us. Yeah And and and that the Chinese Communist Party not the Chinese people the Chinese Communist Party big distinction. Mm-hmm. So it's this, Jin This is something to get out of the whole corona thing. This is just something fun that pal Peralta you know that skate board brand skateboard dude, okay. Yeah anyways just watch Oh my god, just like that song I'm so good. They're brothers. Yeah, I wouldn't imagine

1:08:54These kids are great You know Cuties His brother's over it though on the left His brother's over it. That's pretty bad ass, man Dude, he don't realize like my son's only four and yesterday I was going to get my tattoo right as going out 11. That's gonna be the two hours And his papa were you because we're in the pool and his papa were you going on you? I gotta go to work Because if I don't want to describe it, so I'm going to work I come back and he goes where you were you look what papa guy was showing my tattoos left that he loves that to's I look look at my tattoo. Yes, but you didn't go to work I know well, you know, you said you're going to work

1:09:56I know he goes getting tattoos not going to work. Wow Dude, I can't wait to see him today. I was like dude take it easy. I get to see him too. I can't fucking wait So cute. I can't wait. Get a tattoo is not going to work. He goes you lie Well, I guess yeah, but I meant I was like go I was getting work done with the tattoos That's not going to work. I'm arguing with him right now. All right. That's cool He cracked me out not video. Okay, let me watch that video. He's like Quiles on the phone and it's a calculator so What else you got to one last one just a fun one. This is Tyson Fury You know how I sent on below the belt he did this like exercise I said his wife. Yeah, yeah, so he did this with his wife on Instagram live and then his son Well, I'll play for his son says some crazy shit

1:11:01He's all Dude, I'm a new prank dude. I'm glad I get started dude. How about so might me my son play a game where I go How about rip your how about rip your nose off? He's how by rip we just keep naming body parts and how about rip your lips off? He's how about rip your teeth teeth off I'm gonna rip your eyes off his how about rip your fucking ears off Dude Like what you're what the fuck my son. Here's me cuss on the phone. That's where he gets a problem. I shouldn't do that. I don't fucking care Whoa, they say not to tell kids like you can't say that. That's a bad way to never use that word I said I go where'd you get that he goes from you? Yeah, it's like no one to use it You obviously gonna hear it no one to use it. Don't use in school. I recorded in yesterday

1:12:01Needed knows being recorded and then some stuff then some stuff I fucked up on his dad cuz I just take a piss We're in the hot tub and I pee and there's yellow and he's in the hot tub my hot tub. There's chlorine You just piss in I'm just in pools and hot tub So I pee in the hot tub is pop I can pee in the hot tub you you can pee in the hot tub my girls Hold on. No, he can't I go why not she goes. He's gonna go to his friends. It's also urine Yeah, but it's my pool and there's tons of Chemicals that kill it But chemicals kill it. I don't care. Don't piss in your fucking their peed in a pool. No, I don't ever no. I don't piss in pool. Oh Oh, I'm sorry, Brian. They're saying die you just say die when I went to the beach with them Duggle hole Put his old piece out. Yeah, I'm pissed in the same. Yeah, I didn't ask for a bad guy. I'm not gonna piss in the god damn fucking You know, it's my pool. Oh my gosh I Bro, good point she goes. No, he can't do I go who can he can pee in the pool. There's chemicals. It's fine

1:13:01I got being the pool before she goes here's the prombren I didn't think she is he's gonna go to his friends house He's gonna go to school and they go to a pool thing and he's gonna piss in it and all the kids are like oh You can pools I didn't think of that. Yeah, and you just piss in a pool. Oh, it's my pool and piss in your fucking hot tub Welcome to the shop. Just your poor hot tub. You would piss in anyone's you piss in a queen in king 100% Yeah, just a hundred is piss That annoys me about you really? Yeah, you piss in a fucking you'd piss in a in a deprivation You're gonna have to edit this out. I've seen you anyways. I've seen you wash or seen I've heard you wash your ass and sinks before I'm not gonna say if I wash my ass and sinks Let me explain this to you know that my whistle is always as clean as the plate you take out of the game Man, I respect that. Yeah, I keep my whistle Trimmed and timing smooth tight and clean. I can't walk around with a dirty whistle. I can't do it. Yeah, good for you Yeah, yeah, it's a very clean whistle

1:14:03And I got a Dick Sorry to say that I'll just send me pictures all up and it up see it and I just go yeah, there they are It's just this Possible lazy cause a lazy old heavy there it is Some days when I'm just my day. I'm tired my body's tired my My pain doesn't really doesn't play with the dick picks is when you and I send them in the group chapter And you you mean Delia Delia really doesn't partake that he sends me dick picks. I've had plenty of dick picks. He really doesn't like He doesn't play with it I've had him send me His dick has to do he's got he's got he beats both of us Yeah, he's got a piece of it. Oh Rogan one time I I pretended I was catching a mouse and then I I brought the camera over and I was squeezing my Soft pieces hard as I could so you just see pieces of it I'm not gonna yeah, and he was like he was just like whatever. I was like well it makes you feel so stupid and people don't play with that I know I was like hey, oh, well you feel the most stupid. I know my go. You're not the guy

1:15:06I guess to send and I understand maybe I should grow up Maybe because I was in my late 40s when I did it I understand but why send my girl dick baby I go man thinks something's wrong with it. She was why I go it bit It's something bit it got all swollen. She was waiting to go to the doctor I know My Amanda when we were married she was with a group of her friends at a They were all like Ched's girl group that would get together for brunch and I sent her an impossible picture of my Good lighting. I mean just heavy full-mast full-mast the thing was literally stretching my Did you did? Yes, I just went thinking of you good Dune and it was before she would have a good shop top-top Trying to cover and apparently those girls know what's up. They should know what's up They know what's up. They definitely know what's up. Yeah, hopefully you get a lot of dick pics cat. Yeah Funny ones all sent my friends girl's talk about this to us

1:16:10Your friends your your girls friends know everything about your piece because she'll absolutely right everything Ched's girl I came in today I came in early and I she had a mask on she goes hey good to see I'm like I was like I go excuse me do I know you she goes I'm chins girl for I felt so stupid she goes I'm chins girl for yeah You guys both better she had a mask on she had a dress on that's tough. There's go cops She's gorgeous. She's beautiful. Yeah, she's Thank you Make you dinner tonight for your beater Slap it Joe. Who's slapping Joe. Yeah, Slap it. We know yeah, yeah What else you got that was it that was last one? There's a long show bonus spot. It was in a long show. I don't have is that it's awesome bonus. I'm not mad Are you mad at the bonus Friday? I love the bonus Fridays. I think we should do a lot of bonus Friday me too all quarantine

1:17:16Besides hey, I was talking to Jay because we got over eight weeks before that Spokane Washington date end of June which you're gonna come with me where it's looking good. It is it's looking very good Fucking a man. They're already open their head of the curts. So they're they got hit the first So I am so down. I'll flung with that. I'm so down, bro Spoke anybody get your fucking mouth ready Paws of attitudes and you know do you understand that Washington wines? I got a place in Spokane They got some fucking beautiful wines. Well, now you need to step your cardio Because you know daddy started a thick boys bike club and every city I go on tour we get together We ride bikes in the mountains. Is that true? That's true thick boy bike club real and we have merch and jerseys So videotape that for me send it to me You're not gonna go not a bike rider, Bubba. I really screwed. I'll be screws. Not a big mountain biker Plus I'm not a thick boy Well, you're on already thick boy. Yeah, I can get in there be fun though. Jay's getting involved. It's me fun I do it with him dude spoke ends of me self-fun. I can't fucking wait. That's only thing get me through the days I can't wait. How badly do you miss getting up on stage?

1:18:19Yeah All right kids That's it chin where are my noodles? Oh Yeah, we can make them if you want noodles are down this is hot chicken wrong I'm gonna all right we can make it and then I'll bring it on Monday. Okay. Yeah, so that it that's it