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Fakeologist NetworkFAC1641-MangoBoosh. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.

0:00To connect to our always-on and always-streaming audio chat, go to Feycologists.com-forwardslash-radio-3. To participate in the chat, go to Feycologists.com-forwardslash-audio-chat. Each day, we compress and upload the day's chat, be it big or small. Leave a quick message, do a whole show. All are welcome when it's related to psychology. Now, on with today's audio. Audience. Yo, this is Mango Boosh, somewhere in your Portland, Oregon right now. Well, I guess this will be a one-man broadcast then. Let's vlog it in. I am on day 30 of my wife booting me. She said, you're out of here. Go on.

1:02Hey, you, Mango. Go on. I was like, shit. So I grabbed my dad's Lexus, Rx35, and a sleeping bag. And I made my way north, away from my wife of 14 years and my daughter of 14 years, to be Han Solo, flying in the Millennium Falcon into parts unknown. So, you know, now right now it happened to be an important land area. Southwest, I met a library just like being close to Wi-Fi just for like a down day. Been running around, this is a down day. But anyway, unfortunately, I'm in the middle of a drug deal of some sort. There's like a really sketchy dude with a big fat belly, a white complexion, and we're in a black hoodie, and having no purpose, saunters in. And I checked him out, and he checked me out, like he was very aware. And then now he posted himself up across the parking lot just behind this Mustang. And so I pretend like I'm reading here just in case you're hogging me.

2:04So then this other view, so then this new vehicle comes in a lot with a boom, boom, boom, like a loud announcing that that's the guy that has the shit. Okay, so now fucking first guy, but that fucking belly, the white guy in black hoodie, is side eyeing that guy. Right, so I'm just waiting for them to do something now. We're at a public park. So there's like swingsets behind this guy, but I think he's a drug dealer. So I'm waiting to see what happens, like moms and kids, like moms and kids, and like baby strollers walking around, you know. But this guy's like, you know, maybe he's just the guy that just owns that. You know, I don't know, he might just be here just smoking a cigarette, and just, I can't see what the fuck he's doing here. So I'll let you guys know. But shit, yeah, I can tell you my life story right now. I guess that would be vlogged on. I wonder if I could just do this or just see if there's any good in it, and then we could chop it up. Fuck, let's try it. I've been thinking about, you know, I'm keeping a diary,

3:05some like, you know, vlogging every day of my journey, as I'm like, you know, falling out in outer space here. Oh, I do. So I decided to go to all the spots that I've wanted to go to that I've never been to before, just because I had to do my brain that it's a good spot, because someone might have told me or something, right? So my first stop was going to be Pizmo Beach out of L.A. Peru, Santa Barbara, and that drive runs from Santa Barbara to Santa Cruz. Yeah, Santa Cruz. From Santa Barbara to Santa Cruz, there's this drive that I did in the springtime. It was like magnificent. Magnificent. Like glorious. Like out of this world, incredibly. You're innovating. You're literally innovating. And you feel it. You know, and so, oh, shout out to Leonard Tell. Hey, Leonard, if you hear this, you're the shing up. Leonard Tells the shing up. Oh, and Tim is the fakeologist. If you hear this brother, you're the shing up. Yeah, I can't believe it. Fucking Timmy. No breaks. Fuckingologist. Fucking just designs all this shit.

4:05Just for fucking weirdos like us. Fucking connect, man. That's fucking genius. That's fucking genius. And it's like generous. It's like genius jazz. It's just generous. Fucking Tim. What a guy. I'm calling him Timmy. And no one else can do it about me. Because the Saturday was fact. Fucking Timmy. What a guy. All right. Oh, shout out to John the beggar. John the beggar. He's the shit. Fuck yeah. JTB, man. I want to meet that dude and I want for them. You know, get a diner. And just like, you know, pay his bill. And, you know, go get some groceries for them. And then just listen to him talk. Because this man has gold to spin. From that crazy fucking brain is. Just out there begging and, you know, burning and looting and begging. And same with Lynn. If I get the ball tomorrow, I'm just going to hang out near the city center. And just like beggar to pick me up for a coffee. Anyway. Fuck, there's so many stories. Did this fucking drug deal bumping me out, man? It's like he's fucking eyeballing me. And I'm just trying to fucking...

5:05If he wants it up on the set, I'm like wearing like a... I'm wearing like a... What is this thing? I love this thing. It's a red balloon. It's like patriotic. But he cuts a fleece all over. And... I can't... I know exactly. I can't recall. Hang on. I get this is important. This is important. All right. Look at her lob. Oh, it's a pategonia fleece all over. All right. So... So in the middle of a drug bust, he keeps eyeballing. I'm going to eyeball him right back a little bit and just feel like what? Fuck, man. I'm staring at him for a minute. Hang on. He's pretending not to see me because he knows I'm staring right at him. So he's pretending not to see me. Yeah. Anyway. Fuck knows what he's up to. I shouldn't like make enemies with the guy. I'm like fucking a man. Maybe they're from a said and I'm like, you know, they can report me. You should fucking move on. Jesus Christ. What's going on? Fuck, man. Hey. Well, I'm going to tell you what else can I tell you. Back story on The Wife and Potter. Love them both. We just need to not be married anymore, I guess. Going forward, picking up the pieces, putting it together.

6:08So like I'm there. So like I put it all back together. Like I'm ready to move forward. The whole thing now. So that's good. I think. Oh, this is for truth. I feel like I've gotten it all. All right. Or, you know, in a pyramid scheme with a elite cabal that controls everything and they eat babies. I mean, what else do you want? That's it. So what I've done is turned off all screens for 30 days at the road. So I feel like for the first time in my lifetime, I'm a living one. If I wanted to be living instead of some like construct, you know, I'm literally just going for freedom, liberation and the huge part of it. I just fucking drove you all this. All right. I'm going to fucking move. I don't want to do around this fucking drug deal. I got it. Let me drive. Let me drive and keep you calm. Let me see. You guys here. Just recording goes nowhere. We'll be fucking alert. You guys like this? You guys like this?

7:26You guys like this? You guys like this? You guys like this? You guys like this? You guys like this? You guys like this? You guys like this? You guys like this? You guys like this? You guys like this? You guys like this? You guys like this? You guys like this? You guys like this? You guys like this? You guys like this? You guys like this? You guys like this? You guys like this? You guys like this? You guys like this? You guys like this? You guys like this? You guys like this? You guys like this? You guys like this? You guys like this? You guys like this? Alright somebody better spawn out see if this is uh fuck man that fish is so good fuck it's got the arm you guys don't know fish it's just those guys you guys don't understand this is fucking great let's go snore for you

8:46alright um so yeah here I am living in my car living in my dad's Lexus and I'm gonna write the screenplays all this is copyright reserved the mango bush with Kim wants to distribute this fucking epic story then you know cutting it on the deal of course and anyway I want to tell so fucking bad ass man fuck I love her shit god she's so good no one does it like her man this is why we need juice we can't get rid of juice because we'll lose like limbs you know and much rather like and much rather save Epstein and the winner tell at the same time then lose both you know I don't know if the math made sense but I'm trying to say wins the shit and so that's the writing the writing is learner tells number once congratulations you're the number one shit the number two shit is now I smoke the bowl you guys so I'm fucking my memory so who's number two I

9:52mean Timmy Timmy Timmy Timmy Timmy O logist is fucking all time a whole thing for fucking creating this whole woody fucking is done oh 12th over at the clock 33 33 holy shit holy shit all right fuck let's keep let's get serious here not let's get serious get serious here okay oh I'm searching my shoulder right now cuz I sleep on it wrong feels a different hour oh thank you oh yeah all right I give you this all day you guys but this might be so this might be so shitty that I'm embarrassing myself every second okay the rankings number one winner tell bam but shit two okay who does number two go do I'm gonna say John the bigger put it right in the two there JTB underrated I'm putting him at the two because that's where I think you

10:55really rated I think you know most people will put in the four to five but I'm for me used to and then it would go to like Tim Osman area type of three Tim's good Osman's good got it fake nuke and rezola there at the four right after Osman I was here all right that's not that there's a lot of great guests and like it's so fun to check in but I'm okay so listen it's like they dominate us we're okay they're gonna sure us whenever they want so meanwhile we get in return the system which is I've been looking at really nice parts you know just still just still you know and to put a good lens now they're just in nature all the time and get a lot of steps in and hiking stuff do this or go on and not all right I'll sign off and I have the summers to say thanks thanks so thanks again to all you guys for community you know

11:58for the community I'm one guy blocking himself and I'm thanking the community as well where is this is doing it just to do it all right so I'm thanking the community that here's my voice search for truth goes on but really once you get to the end of that rabbit hole which I feel like I've done then just live your life okay this is my message to you and pay attention to where your heart energy is and where your spirit is and your spirit energy is okay and try to keep them all together make them stronger from a base okay so go do that go look around get off the computer you won't miss it that I mean you will miss it but it's not worth it the around the time it sucks out of our lives it's a total vampire part of the battle on system Bob Marley told us about the battle on system is a vampire it's in the good of the sufferer oh you guys you got

13:01to hear that Bob song it's so good all right with love and peace and peace and love and shaking out it's like a boost on the western shore of the Santa Monica day well I see by the clock on a wall that it's time to bid you one and all good bye good bye so long so long farewell farewell at you and you be good they will bye bye he won't rely any makers they lose and you won't get out of our portion goodbye till when we meet again

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