Ever heard of lap lifting?

0:00What do you think the name of the charges you would get charged with if you stole a lap dance? Maybe Milky Chan's stolen dance. Uh, no, not stolen dance, but good reference there. Thank you. That's why I would have wanted out of the Allison. So this dude in, I believe Florida. Yep, clear water, clear water, Florida. Roberto Maldendo or something. Helped himself to 15 straight lap dances. You can't do that. Just another one, another one, another one. Okay. They were $40 per dance and a $50 review fee. I don't know anything about the review fee. I don't know what that is exactly, but he just said, keep going, keep going. Right. For 15 songs in a row, ran up his tab to $650. Right. Then whenever everything was all over, he refused to pay anything more than $50. He's like, I'm not paying all $650 of this.

1:00But you need to, you racked up the charges. I also don't understand how they didn't have them pay. Like, that seems like that needs to pause. You have to pay after one and then you can have another and then you pay for that one and then you could have another and then you pay for that one. Yeah, I'm trying to think. I always thought that you paid for those up front. Yeah, like, why are we letting this guy run up a tab on dances? So Reins Gentlemen's Club had to call the cops. Yeah. They got there and said he was speaking incoherently and in circles. That makes sense. Obviously, Drunk, he was later arrested and charged with lap lifting. No, that's not what it's called. That is officially what he was charged with lap lifting. Lap lifting. I would never know. Like, if I, I mean, I would not want to be on a date with a guy who had done this. But if I was and he likes, you know, mention, yeah, I have a little bit of trouble with the law or whatever for lap lifting. I would have no idea.

2:00Like, that would have never crossed my mind. If you tell me like, oh, yeah, I would like to go to the clubs and take the dances and not pay. It just cracks me up that that is the official sunshine state police vernacular lap lifting. That's, it's crazy that they have to have a term for it. But like, it's so creative lap lifting. And if they have to have a term for it, why wouldn't all these problems be solved, just making the dudes pay up front for the lap there? Yeah, you would think. I don't know. I should, I should be running one of these gentlemen's clubs. I could solve all these problems for them. And I would, I would be so good at it. Oh, my God.