Episode 1633 - Blackout Confessional

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4:05So you probably saved his career. Probably. Probably. But he still did bang that check. What was the, I mean, this guy who ever spray painted his head this judge who's talking for three hours was pontificating about, I guess, police with held evidence or something as well. So they're going to, they're just going to give him some form of probation here. A lot of people are watching that online. I couldn't listen to this guy for three hours. When cameras are in their courtroom, these judges turn into totally different people where it's, it's just their time. You know what I'm saying? They're there for them. They know the cameras are on them because it's faces. Do you know any judges besides Bo's Burke? Do I? Yeah. Personally, Supreme Court justices. Yeah. You know the Supreme Court justices, you know, if you know a district judge, that's not good. Yeah. I mean, I know, I know judges personally, right, like one of our good friends is a Supreme

5:08Court Justice in North Carolina, for example, Phil. My mom was a judge. Yeah. Really? Yeah. Oh, good. For a little while. Yeah, but it's like, if you know, if you don't know the person personally and you're aware of somebody who is not like a high level federal judge, that's not great. Yeah. That means that they're up to some nonsense, right? Sure. Sure. And this, man, this guy won't shut the fuck up. It's not. That's one of the most painful situations I've, I've had to deal with. We held off and we were like, all right, maybe he'll just give the verdict soon. Instead, he's talking about the 1800s. You shouldn't have done this and you shouldn't have done this. Like, oh, I didn't need, I don't, is it within the judge's jurisdiction to fucking lecture people on what they did wrong? Oh, yeah, they all do. They do it all the time. No. Shut the fuck up. They do it all the time. I don't listen to any judge except for Judge Joe Brown. Yeah. You know why?

6:08Because he doesn't, in eight minutes or less? That's right. Do you know why? Because of commercials. There's a goddamn commercial break coming up and we got to get paid. Yep. Okay. Here's Burger King right here. You know, like, I don't understand that. That's what, the only thing I respect. That sure is. And it, you know what, it shows you, it shows you that whole job can get done in 23 minutes. Sure can. 22 30, excuse me. Yeah, 22 30. 22 30. Or 45 if you're an hour show. I don't know. I don't know if there's any hour long judge shows. Judge Judu with an hour wasn't it? I know this. I don't know. I was the people's court with full hour. Bob. You're, you're, you're 75 years old. You watch these shows. Yeah. I remember going over to the producer of Judge Judi's house to pick up something for a party we're going to, for, for, for hard AF. And that was the richest house I've ever been to in my entire life. And I was just like, holy shit. What do you do for a living? He's like, I produced Judge Judi's show and I was like, case close. Okay. You know, they were definitely the richest. They were getting ready to do a reboot. And I'm not even kidding.

7:09This is when Jared and I were making a lot of noise over at Black Refle do a marketing stuff. And they reached out to us directly about doing a case. Yeah. They wanted, they wanted one of us to sue the other one and bring it just for funds. Oh, that would bring us the case. And then we had some ideas. We just couldn't make the time work. Oh, that would have been great. What are you looking up, Bob? Judge Wapner was an hour long. 45 minutes. Yeah, but it's broken up into fucking three to eight minute segments. So it's fun. Yeah. But how many cases was he doing per hour? Probably three, if I had to guess. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. If they're serious cases, maybe four, if one of them was in prime time, or was it always daytime afternoon shows? I always wondered that. I think people's court was always at 11 a.m. Hmm. I think so, right? I always remember all these judge shows being an early in the morning. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I always remember all these judge shows being an early in the morning, but obviously we work. So we're not hanging out watching them every day. I don't know. It was three to four or noon to one, depending on the time, depending on the year.

8:14Three to four. Okay. Yeah. That's about right. Yeah. One of those afternoon shows. I get it. I get it. Top of the show here. Wanted to chat with you guys. Fighting off the allergies, the rain, and all the all the Texas fun stuff that we go through on a daily basis and work behind the behind my computer when like listeners come back here, they're always surprised at like how much shit is behind here that we have to ingest to put on the show every day. So we sound all right. Yeah. And we're pretty sure we're not we don't know for sure, but we we are pretty sure that the Jews are involved. Yes. It's going to be the Jews and that's why we sound like shit. I don't know what they're doing. I just know they're doing it. Right. And we're going to get to the bottom of it eventually and try to figure this out why the Jews are sabotaging us. But in the meantime, we chatted about this a little bit towards the end of the show when a listener was up for drinking bro of the week, but we can tell you now we are obviously facing the issue with the highway. There's an 11 lane highway coming in. Everybody who's been here seen the for sale sign and all their stuff.

9:16They're only 500 feet away. And that's going to extend not only from downtown, but all the way up to Johnson City. And 500 feet away is ironically how far Bob has to stay away from schools. Sure does. And that's going to be for a very long time. I don't know why I'm catching that stray today, but Bob. Because you're a support of the Catholic Church. Yeah. You're in the Catholic Church now. You got to pay you your revenge. Yeah. He also didn't support the Pope enough and he banged his shin in the lobby. In the lobby today. Yeah. It's been a rough day for old Bob, although he did get a bunch of meat from my house this morning. It did. Yeah. So it's like mixed so far. Yeah. But we can say this. When Dan and I were looking around at places, Austin is getting built out in every direction, every highway, all of it. 35 is expanding, 290 is expanding, 1826 is expanding, all of it. I don't know where the construction is going to be. They built two new high schools within five miles of my house in the last three years.

10:16That's mine as well. Yeah. And those are all opening up, like Travis is opening up all those stuff. And it got to the point where we're like, we don't know where there's going to be construction or not construction. And we're just going to move. We decided to move. And when we were chatting about it, the place we were happiest as you get older in life. You want to live where you want to live. And we're going to move back to Wilmington, North Carolina. And be doing shows out of there starting in June. Now, as always, we asked the employees to come with us. And it's up to them whether or not they want to come with us. And join us here. Coop is joining us. He'll be out there doing crime corner and editing for us. As always, Byron, are you staying? You're staying byron here. What was the decision, by the way? He's got homosexual. No, he's on parole. You can't leave the state. I can't leave the state.

11:16I get in trouble otherwise. It's a weird crime, too. I don't want to talk about it. No. No, you don't want to talk about it. No, but you just moved here, right? Like, you're in a half ago? Yeah, just moved to the area. Have friends in some family in the area. Yeah. You're going to stay for a while? Yeah. Just one of those things. What do you mean in the areas? Your brother and... No, he's at school. We have some family friends. Oh, okay. We grew up with who are in the stairs. I see. He's also getting re-stations. So it's... Yeah. I think it's just kind of in the area now. Where's he going? I think San Diego, or he might have to go somewhere in Asia. That's kind of what... Either one of those would be good. Yeah, San Diego. I mean, he'd be deployed if he go to San Diego. But, yeah. You got to do your job. Yeah. You got to do your job. And it's unfortunate. And Bobby, three sticks. You're staying as well, potentially. But you're also up for one of your dream jobs right now. And I won't say who it is or what it is. But we support you. And we hope you're going for it. But you're in a similar set, right? Yeah. I mean, you know, I have three kids.

12:16And all my wife's parents live here. And the triangle, right? They all have in Dallas. I thought her... I thought the other side lived in Houston for some reason. They used to. They used to. Oh, okay. They moved because that line got loose in the neighborhood. Yeah, yeah. Pretty much. They were just really tired of tigers. Smart. Yeah. There's probably less of it in Dallas than there was in Houston to be fair. Almost certainly. Yeah. Houston's the fucking Wild West. I mean, there's no zoning. So you're always zoned for a tiger. Yeah. But yeah, I mean, three kids. With the job I'm advanced through a couple interviews on, that would eventually be a move. I won't even say where. But that is a place where I do have... Well, I hope it happens before we move. Yeah. We're going to be June 1st. And I hope you get it because we love those guys. We've talked about the numerous times on this show. And it would be fucking awesome. So we're rooting for you. And just know that we love you. I, for real, will miss you. And we usually do this thing,

13:17Bros. Men of the Year, every single year. On the show, we pushed it a couple months. And a lot of listeners were asking why. The reason is simple is because we're actually giving the Bros. Men of the Year to Bob. Rob Fox. You are actually our Bros. Men of the Year. Oh, it's amazing. Thank you. You're a real dude. Like, I don't get too choked up. But like, you're one of those guys. We call it a five-tool guy in baseball, obviously. But not only are you an excellent producer, every day you show up, dude. You are a professional in entertainment and it's rare. It is extremely fucking rare in this business. I've been in it for 26 years. And nobody's ever had one issue with you. No sponsors ever had an issue with you. And you've been a pro on every single show you've done. From Ross Patterson Revolution, to Drinking Bros, to Drinking Bros Sports, to helping out with crime corner. Whatever we've ever asked, you have done.

14:18And you've done it for a very long time. I think you've been with us close to six years now, or maybe the whole time. So, first off, thank you for saying all that. It's super sweet. And I will definitely miss coming in here to work every day. But yeah, I December 2020, was when I started. Was when you started? So whatever. Oh shit, right before Christmas. Yeah, whatever that. I didn't even have a kid yet. All three of my children. Wow. And I will say to you guys, you know, you've one of the reasons I stuck around. And I don't want this to sound insincere, because it's the opposite of it. Most people don't pay very well in this industry. They do not. You guys do. And I, one, like I literally wouldn't have my third child if I didn't work here. Because I wouldn't have been able to afford it. Like a human being wouldn't be alive if I didn't, if you guys didn't employ me for five years. And for that, especially, I am eternally grateful.

15:19Because we literally wouldn't have been able to afford it, or even to have moved to the house that we're now trying to sell, because we hated living out there. Yeah, it's one of those things though, where I, so I truly believe this, and this was back in my time in Hollywood, where the great ones usually left. Like they got picked off by higher paying jobs. So when Dan and I started this company, to anybody that was working for us that we actually liked, and we knew that they were going to stay around for a while, we tried to pay them better than everybody else could. Now in town here, there's only one other person that's paying higher than us, and it's Joe Rogan. But he's only got one employee. Right. That's just Jamie. He's got three technically, but yeah. Oh, is there two? I don't know the other two, actually. But with that, I understand it. Rogan's making a hundred million a year, and all that other stuff, but part of it too, is you don't want to lose your best talents. That's why we've always paid people fairly, and what they deserve, because you don't want to lose them.

16:20When you're doing independent shit, and films in Hollywood and everything else, the people that were my favorite, as soon as the job was over, I was like, do they're going to get picked off by somebody super rich, and I knew they were going. I think in my career, in 26 years, there was only three that did not make it, that I thought for sure would be massive superstars in whatever industry there was. There was a music supervisor that was really fucking talented. There was another art director that I thought was really talented and somebody else, but that's it. And no matter what you went through or what was going on at home, hungover, not hungover, whatever, always showed up to work every day, did your job, did it to the best of your fucking capabilities, and no one, literally no one behind the scenes, has ever said a bad word about you, and it is extremely rare in this business. Because let's face it, podcasting has now become like a TV show. Matter of fact, it's replaced TV shows. It's on Netflix, it's on everywhere you go,

17:22and it's only expanding, and a lot of companies have reached out to us about video podcasting. So the job of producer in podcasting is becoming really fucking important. Now there's another company across town, let's say who they are, they decided to cut all their employees' salaries in half, and they weren't amps about it. A lot of them left, it's a lot of them are pissed off, and if you're pissed off coming to work every day, chances are you don't like it, and you're not going to do your best. So that's another reason for it, Bob, to be real. And, you know, usually it's a member of the group, but after six years, you know, shit, almost half the time we've been on the air for Christ's Sakes, you've been here day in and day out, you've always given it your best, you've always been a fucking professional. Advertisers, love you, publicists, love you, you set the schedules, you do all the things, and you've become more than just a producer, you're essentially a character on the show, and I'm really going to fucking miss you, dude, and it sucks.

18:23Jesse feels the same way, Dan feels the same way, all the other shows you help out on, it sucks. Byron, we don't know you well enough yet, since I know if you would suck. All this is fair. Okay. Byron, you could suck in a year. Yeah, we don't know. We don't know yet, but Bob has, you know, close to six years under his belts, and we greatly appreciate it for real. Yeah, I mean, it was a huge fucking leap kind of to do it. I thank God I did, because I would have gotten laid off from the job I was at before. This is probably like a year later, I think. A year and a half later, because my wife is it. Is that true? Yeah, 100%. That company closed down, and this was like, I was getting paid under the table for the first six months. It was like, literally, like, you venmoing me or something every week. Yeah. So it was kind of like, what do we do? And Courtney was pregnant. So. Okay. But it ended up, it ended up working out. It's been fucking ridiculous. It's been a blast. I've learned a lot. And yeah, yeah, I don't know. Thank you for, and thank you for, I mean, for a while, you guys were selling ads for us on Softcore,

19:24which is huge. Yeah. That definitely helped grow the show. We'll still be doing Softcore. So if you missed my voice, you can listen to that or subscribe to the Patreon. Absolutely. And by the way, we're not moving until, like, completely moving and so June 1st will be doing a lot of shows in Wilmington. But Dan will be going back a little bit earlier. He's got some stuff. And when he's ready to share it, he will. And I'll be sticking around here trying to get this office move back east. But at the end of the day, we just wanted to move where we were happiest. And it was Wilmington. We always enjoyed it there. Jamie, we always ask our employees to leave with us. Sometimes they do. Sometimes they don't. Jamie will be there for a little bit. Help, help and set up the transition and all that other stuff. And then we're interviewing people. But show goes on, as always. But for real, we will miss you, ma'am. No, I miss this. And by the way, two things with that. Honestly, a lot of the decision was just like,

20:24we were like, man, we don't know fucking anyone in Wilmington. We have no one around, even within, like, 100 miles. It's scary, yeah. And that was a big, a big part of it. But I will say, fuck, what was the other guy going to say? Because I would have, like, if you guys were like, we're going to Dallas, Austin sucks. I'd be like, all right, let's pack up, let's go. That's doable. Dallas is such a name or two. Ryan would now out there with me for those two arena league games. Holy shit. Yeah. I mean, it's worse than here. The traffic is worse than here, man. Trying to get anywhere in that city. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I do love Dallas. Someone they're expanding is too. They're expanding highways as well. Oh, yeah. It's like, yeah. Someone in the chat is asking, now that you're not going to be with Tetherball anymore, you're keeping the baby. Great question, by the way. Yeah. I think we're on the seventh trimester. Not legal here in Texas, but I guess we could always go to California. Use your combat legal here. Yeah, that's true. You just have to challenge the kid to a gun fight. Yeah. I mean, his brother's probably take care of him anyway.

21:25That's all you gotta do. That's all you gotta do. And I want to say, too, to the listeners. The listeners have been amazing. Especially when the first kid was born, Rory, got a ton of gifts. Did you really? For that kid from listeners, yeah. That's incredible. Everything from books. Yeah, I think we shared your thing on the show, didn't we? Your registry or whatever? Maybe. But a lot of people did it totally unprompted. GG sent a pack and play, which is like a hundred bucks. A lot of people sent books and stuff like that. So shout out to everyone. I mean, it's been great. It's been great. It's, it's, it sucks. Like when you told me that, I was like, fuck. I know. Because we were kind of making the decision over Christmas and trying to figure it out. But also, I don't know if it was possible to be real with you. Where, you know, you got to move houses and schools and all that other stuff. And once we did it and kind of decided, it was like, okay, cool. And we'll be here. You'll be here until June 1st. So, you know, you get time. It's not like you're leaving tomorrow.

22:25We don't have to put a gun in your mouth today. But, yeah. We just wanted to tell you guys in advance because it is coming up here in a couple months, shit, 45 days actually. And Dan, we'll be going back and forth and all that other shit. And yeah, thank you. Now, the only problem is with the Brosman Award. I think you're the first living person to get it. All right. That's, doesn't bowed well, but. No, but, but you could, you could break the curse. You know, everybody else has died. So. Well, they didn't die as a result of being on it. They made it on it as a result of having died. Correct. And we don't do it just for that. It just, you know, sometimes it happened, though, right? But, but for you, and I think the audience would definitely agree on this one. You have been a character on this show for years and years and years. And we'll miss you, man, for real. And it sucks. Well, I appreciate it. Thank you. Thanks for everything. We asked, we asked Bob.

23:25And, you know, she doesn't go right. You want to call us. Call us, you know? We'll be there. All right. We'll be there. Yeah, we're still debating on whether Jesse's coming or not. Because she can't remember. After a line earlier. After a line earlier, two days earlier. He's just Christ. Not after that earlier. She might not be coming. Yeah. Yeah. Who's your next show, Jesse? I don't know. I don't know. I just did it yesterday. I just woke up 12 seconds ago. Yeah. How could I possibly know the answer to that? I take care of the kids. You know, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a stay-at-home dad. I'm not kidding. I'm kidding. You know, she does all that stuff. So she's fried. And then she did the audio book as well. Which is done. And then I got this fucking thing from Amazon. So it used to be 24 hours. And then we're like, hey, this could take up to 10 days. And I'm like, if it does, I will kill you. What could possibly take up to 10 days to make sure it's not like stolen or something, maybe? No, but he's the thing. Our copyright infringement. They have AI now. And so like, it's very fast. When you upload the files, they'll tell you something's wrong with the file in less than 30 seconds.

24:25And it's like, files are uploaded. Everything's uploaded. We're all good here. Just sell the conti and book. But yeah, that's done. So, and then Bob's in it. Bob is actually in the book. So are you. So he was Ryan. Byron's in it as well, dude. So yeah, it's, it's fucking done. There's 11 celebrities in it. And then one that I licensed. I can tell you now who that is. It's a dead one. But it's my, one of my favorites. It's Bert Reynolds. So maybe they're checking with his estate on this. That could be the thing. Checking with the Bert Reynolds estate. But I already paid for it. So fuck off. Just release the goddamn book. So Bert Reynolds is actually in the book. The other 11 celebrities, they signed NDAs. They were like, hey, we love you. And we like working with you. And this is fucking hilarious and the crazy shit of all time. But goddamn, it is not the time in Hollywood to come out with something aggressive right now. And if you could just not mention our names. And I said yes. Obviously. But you can guess them very, very easily, I think. So when you listen to the new audio book, the final inch.

25:25When it comes out, you'll, you'll know who it is, I think. There's a couple of hidden gems who are in there. Whether characters or actors who are friends of mine that you're, you're going to be like, wait, is that so and so? Just ask me privately. I can't answer online. And then I'll tell you, yes or no. Okay. Just ask me in real life. That's all I ask. You were talking about this blackout thing before we got on on air today. What is it? Um, yeah, I found I was just, I don't know why even stumbled across this. Somebody posted it on something on Twitter and I looked it up. And I went down this rabbit hole and it's just a bunch of reprobate nonsense. Okay. Confessions on Reddit of people who have blacked out in the weird shit that's happened. Oh, that, hey, that's where they say that. So on Ross Paterson Revolution this morning, there was a weird blackout story. This chick, uh, Ruby Rose told. I guess she's the one where Katy Perry dragged her fucking snatch across her. Drat, she said she pulled her underwear to the side, pulled out her pussy at a nightclub

26:29and then drug her pussy across her face. And the girl claims she was so grossed out by it. She projectile vomited all over Katy Perry. Now look, Katy, I don't agree with Katy Perry's politics or certainly who she's dating, with Justin Trudeau and they were at Coachella over the weekend. Oh, that's over. I thought they broke up. No, they were at Coachella this weekend yesterday. And you can't argue that Katy Perry isn't hot though. Like, that's crazy. That's a crazy statement to make. And if Katy Perry dragged her rich pussy across your face, you'd probably be fine with it at the end of the day. So I don't believe this, this girl's story. I mean, Ruby Rose is pretty. She is, but so was Katy Perry. Yeah. And Ruby Rose is a lesbian. Is there a hotter girl to rub their pussy across your face? Well, she may not be. What kind of women does Ruby Rose like? That's a great question. Is she like the middle-aged dumpy lesbian? Like the same one. They got the same haircut. Dry the same one. Maybe. Maybe the most annoying people in the world. Let's see.

27:29Yeah, let's see her. This is her ex. Let's see it. Let's see her partner. Eh, that's not bad. What do you mean partner? Are they in business together? Yeah, they are. And they've got a lotion cream, cream company together. Whatever the fuck that is called. Yeah, this never happened. I don't think it ever happened once. Because she's end to pretty other pretty lesbians. Yes. You'd be amps if Katy Perry drug her... Stench trench. Is that what it's called? I like it if that's... No, I roll it on that. Yeah, is that new? That works for me. I like it. I've never heard it before. That's great. Shit. Fucking trademarked that today for Christ's sake. Yeah, but Katy Perry rubbing their pussy across your face when you're blacked out. Sorry. That'd be the greatest blackout story of all time. Yeah, but she wasn't blacked out. She was hanging out in a club somewhere. Well, she said she was blacked out. At the club. Then how does she know that that happened? She came too. In Katy Perry's... No, no, no. Pussy was in her face. You don't come too from blacking out and project Isle vomit as a result of a pussy being in your face. I agree.

28:29It's not that none of this shit ever happened. I don't think so either. So that's where I live. But what are your worst blackout stories on there? Oh, man. I'll say this just to begin. I only get a hangover really if I black out. Like, I got to go that hard. Same. It's been a while. And I mean, when I say hangover, I mean, any kind of negative... For sure. Like, I don't get the body aches or the headaches or any of that shit. You think a lot of water though. You talking about it even makes me want to have a heart aches. So go ahead and read the first one there. Well, this is just mine personally. The last time I blacked out was new years in 2013. I had moved... I just moved to Oakland a couple months earlier and I went back to Madison. It was constant hanging out with some buddies. And it was... Wisconsin parties. Madison especially. Fuck yeah. That's like the number one drinking city I've ever lived in. We're trying to get there and everybody asks of like,

29:29why can't you get around 50 states? It takes so much fucking money. Growth takes a lot of goddamn money. That's all we're always meeting with investors all the time. Yeah. It's to grow. It takes a lot of fucking money. We're trying to get it in Wisconsin. That's it. Yeah. So I was... I stayed with my buddy, Alex, who used to be my neighbor. I used to live in the apartment. I was a condo. So I lived in the condo above him. Went back and we just got fucking wrecked. Okay. And I mean, just like biblical wrecked. What was it off of? Was it shots? Everything. Everything. We started out at a house party at my friends. And with wine. We started with wine. Okay. Drink a red wine. Ended up at a bar, shots. You can't start with red wine, ever. Ever in this life. That needs to be a self-contained drink. It's shut us. Yeah. Yeah.

30:29I was dumping extra alcohol. And I didn't eat. I had like snacks at the bar, so I was fucked. I knew I was. So we just fucking got wrecked. And I slept in his bathroom for probably about 14 hours. Okay. And slept is like, I would wake up intermittently vomit everywhere. Go back to sleep in my own vomit. I was just in the floor in that bathroom. Fucked for... I don't know. How long that was. 14 hours probably. Okay. And then I didn't have to be back to California for like three days. So he and I sat on his couch and ordered food with his wife. Or a girlfriend. I don't know if they were married yet or not. But just sat on his couch with his little weird fucking whip it. You know what that is? Oh, yeah, yeah. It's like many greyhound basically. Yes. High as Christ. Just like... High as draft pussy. For two days, eatin' junk food. That was... And I recovered eventually.

31:29But yeah. I mean, that's... Not in Superman. A two day hangover? Oh, yeah. I've never had one last more than a day. I couldn't... I couldn't fucking... I was... It was rough. Really? That was... 13 years ago. So I was 32 at the time. So... I mean, right after, right around... Somewhere between 28 and 32 is where it really starts to affect you. Okay. Yeah. So that was pretty rough for me. Yeah. I'm... Let's see. The worst... I'll tell you the worst listener one. The worst listener one. We told this one a couple times. It's gonna do the shit everywhere. The guy that shit everywhere, dude, was still the worst one we've ever had. And all these years you're doing the show. The guy that shit himself and then tried to clean out the shit of his own pants. And then it ended up on the toilet seat. Um... Was awful. And Bob, I don't know. And then they all got in a truck together and there was a multi-hour car ride after that. So he must have just like... Galveston. Yeah. It's a 4.5 hour drive. His buddy drove him and his buddy said he didn't wake up. So who fucking knows.

32:30But that was an awful one. What was yours, Bob? So there's two that I can... There's one where I don't remember what I did. I just remember how I was found. Okay. I'll do that one a second. The first one was my buddy who actually listens to the show sometimes. His parents used to have a lake house. What's his name and address? What's his search? Yeah. What's his name of his employer also? Yeah. Um... His parents had a lake house. And it was one summer in college. It's actually summer where I was rush chair for the fraternity. Which means I had a for all intents and purposes company credit card. And it was me and him and our friend, this girl who we were friends with. And we went down to the lake house with his parents and his little brother. And we were all in college. We went down to 21. But I go to the fucking gas station up the road. This is in Bonter, Missouri. So fucking tiny towns. Where Missouri executes as prisoners.

33:31We go, we buy a shit ton of beer and cigarettes because we smoke cigarettes at the time. And by the end of the night, the three of us had personally, I think, put away about 70 beers. And I know I for sure smoked two full packs of cigarettes. Um... The next day, like our parents were so fucking disgusted with us. The next day was just like nothing happened, but it was just a living hell. Like that was the worst hangover I've ever had in my life. Too date and I was 20 at the time. Uh... Also one time in college, I don't know what I did. I just ran out and drank like a normal college night. I was blacked out. And my roommate just walks in. I wake up, I wake up to this essentially. I'm standing in the corner of the room, completely naked. Peeing all over his DVDs as he's flashing the lights trying to get me to come to. Wow. Okay. That's a big boy story. Mine, mine involved almost dying.

34:32It was near death. I don't know if I've told this story in the show. I think I have, but I was in Mexico for spring break. We went to a club, got super fucked up. And ACC was big at the time. So not only do you drink in, but then somebody gives you snacks so you're like, all right, cool. I don't know anything about it. I would never under any circumstances do drugs. Of course not. Obviously. You're different than all of us. I am. Yeah, you're a different man. And for me, there was... Do you guys remember GHB? It was big at the time? Yeah, I used to... Well, I used to drink something called blue nitro. Blue nitro. Oh, yeah. It was similar. It was... Blue nitro was like a workout thing. They gave you... You're going to take a little. They really gave you a good pump, but you take like... A cup. A couple of drops in water. That's it. And then you get like a good pump, you work out. But if you take a cap of it, you get kind of fucked up. If you take two caps, then you're fucked up. Nine. And nine.

35:32If you take three, then you're black out. Yes, basically. Yeah. Same thing. Same thing. So where this club, my buddies was very, very rich. Still was very, very rich. And not rich enough to help me, you fucker. If he's listening. But anyways, girls are there. Everybody's partying, blah, blah, blah. I got a private table and all that other fun shit is you do in college. And there was a bottle that looked like this. Identical to this, but it had the wrapping ripped off the top of it. And I thought it was water, because I was getting to hydrated towards the end of the night. Took a massive, massive swing of it and drank a quarter of the bottle. And as soon as it hit the back of my throat, it was GHB. And I knew it was GHB. And I knew my friend, by the way, my friends had brought it. So it wasn't like I was drugged or anything else. It was drugged on a different occasion by gay dude. But we can talk about that later. And drank it. And I immediately touched, I luckily I was with my friends who were still, you know, my college friends

36:33are still friends this day. And I grabbed him and I go, hey dude, I accidentally just drank that half the GHB. And he goes, are you fucking kidding? And I go, no, I thought it was water. It wasn't paying attention. I'm super fucked up. And I go, this is going to be any minute now that I'm out. And we all know this. Luckily, I had good friends with me. And they got me out of there, foaming at the mouth, all that other shit, completely blacked out. And they get me back to the hotel. Well, we're in Mexico. The hotel did not want any responsibility for my death. And so they brought out some weird lawyer and everything and made my friends sign off on all this shit. And they were like, look, you can't take him to a hospital. We've got to stay with him. We don't trust you guys and blah, blah, blah, blah. And so they said, look, he can't die in the hotel. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Who's going to stop? Exactly. And so tell me what to do, Mexico. Luckily, luckily one of my best friends was majoring in international law, spoke perfect Spanish, and convinced these guys.

37:33And he was in law school to get a contract sign it. We would sign off on him. Some wasn't the hotel's responsibility. They pinned down my arms and legs for five hours. And this is good friends. And woke up, and I didn't. That's the weird thing about GHB. There is no hangover. You wake right up. You don't remember anything. You don't remember anything. And so they had to recount this story to me. And my buddies were like, you don't remember anything? They don't remember being wheeled out in a wooden. It was made of wood. Mexican wheelchair. The wheels were made of wood. The back was made of wood. Everything. And that's all they had. I kind of want one of those. Is that weird? Yes. That's the one FDR used. That's a wooden wheelchair. It was that old. It was fucking sick. And that's the only one they had. And it was that old. And I believe it also had machine guns on the side. Or I could be confusing that with a movie. FDR American badass. Yeah. Just sold that to Tubi. It'll be up on Tubi soon. But yeah, they luckily had taken care of me and all that other shit. But I don't remember any of it. Blacked out.

38:33And then the weirdest thing is, because you don't have a hangover. And we were on like day three of spring break. Had a thing of water. Yeah, you was kidding. Yeah, there's no point. I mean, like there's not really started drinking it. Once you're awake again, it's out of your system. Yes. So there's no point in fucking crying or spilling. You're got your dunk. You know what I mean? Yeah. We still got work to do here, boys. Yeah. And started partying again. And because I also wanted to make my friends feel like it was okay. I was like, hey dude, I'm not going to ruin fucking spring break because I was at jackass. Yeah, well, let me. Yeah, because it was our butt. We, I knew it was ours. So like as soon as I grabbed it, I was like, fuck. I grabbed the wrong bottle. I'm sorry. Yeah. You got to get a child lock on that bottle just so you'd take a little bit of time. I know. So you know. I know. And I didn't. And it twisted right off. And it was just like a water bottle next to me. Surviving Kami for you says he woke up in his ass hurt from being held down by his buddies. Why? Why was your asshole being hurt? Yeah. Yeah. I was struck by a gay dude at a place called Garden of Eden in L.A.

39:34And same thing. It was after that incident. So I knew what had happened. And I walked. I luckily only lived like two blocks away from this fucking place in L.A. And I was able to walk home in my own. But if you're asking how I knew that it was this dude, we were the only people in there. And we were celebrating my buddy's birthday party. They had rendered it out. That was the only guy that we did not know. And I was just like, there's, there's no way. Yeah. But the shitty part about it was I had to go, he doesn't work there anymore so he can say this. I did a movie for this dude who was the executive of Warner Brothers, Top Dog, the guy. And the next day I had to go to a child's party, his child's birthday party. And I was throwing up every five minutes. And I told him I was sick. And I just said, hey, man, I'm not really feeling that well. So forgive me. I got some food poisoning or something. I didn't want to tell him I got drug by a gay dude at a bar for throwing up. But it was back in the early days of Hollywood where everybody was going to the bathroom every five minutes. He must, I never got another movie from this guy again. And he must have thought looking back on it that I was doing cocaine

40:38at his five year old's birthday party over and over and over again. Sure. Because I kept going to the bathroom and I kept like blowing my nose. But I was blowing my nose because I was throwing up so much. It had nothing to do with that or this or the other. And it took me years to figure out why this guy never hired me again. And then as soon as it dawned on me, I was like, oh, well, I would never would have hired somebody either if they were doing cocaine at my child's birthday party at five years old, over and over and over again. That's ridiculous. In the middle of the afternoon, it was one o'clock in the afternoon. Sure. Yeah, that's a bit much. And to this day, Greg, if you're watching, that was not what happened, dude. I got drug by a gay guy who wanted to rape me. And luckily, I was unraved. You don't know what he wanted to do. I was unraved. Well, come on, you're not, you're not drugging somebody just to put your wiener in their mouth. That's not a thing. No, but maybe he had, maybe he was shooting a film that he didn't want to pay you. A gummy blowjob? No, no, it was the gay guy at the bar, dude.

41:38Yeah, I know. What if he was up against you? I mean, he was really flirty every time I went to the bar. You know, and I was just like, yeah, he's trying to get you to pay him money. But then also, probably, but fuck me at the end of the night. So yeah, luckily, I recognized when it happened, because I'd gone through it before, and I got the fuck out of there. Diana Rossini just resigned from the athletic. Not a huge shock. No. No. Now, back to blackin' out. So what I've done is I've curated a number of fun stories that we can discuss. But also, both in the comments on Patreon, on our socials, because we'll post clips of this. And then also, if somebody wants to start with Thread and Drinkerbrows and talk about your favorite blackin' out. Patreon, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it's totally funny. So do I. I think these stories are really funny. I mean, you know. Thankfully, none of mine have been tragic. Now, it's all for like the there, but for the grace of God, go eyes, or it's a situation.

42:38Like, I can't. Sometimes I... I'm sorry, I can't just about this the other day. Sometimes I think back to our youths, like, how the fuck are we alive? I don't know. Oh, the amount of times. We've done so much stupid shit. I know. The amount of times I've wandered around this city, blackout drunk. Me and my buddy, who's... In this city, you said? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Hey, with the rating street ripper, you're the dude, Bob. I know. That would have gotten murdered. Yeah. Yeah. Well, who cares about A, when B happens? You know what I mean? If A happened first, if I got raped, then murdered. I'd be so pissed off. Like, you murdered or then raped me. I don't want to know that I'm getting raped. You know? Murder me first. Yeah. Doesn't matter. Yeah. I used to joke when I was like, man, I... I will say this about Austin. Like, people have talked about, oh, it's crime. It's almost people. We literally, like, talked about how, like, if we were walking around this blackout drunk, in most downtowns, we would have died by now. Yep. Like, Austin's downtown is remarkably safe. And by the way... Well, it's all one area in the cops kind of have a cordon on it. Yeah.

43:38The cops who are here. Austin PD, for as much shit as they take from fucking liberals out here, is really fucking good. And my first movie was, we shot here in 2000, Bob. So, Sixth Street has always been Sixth Street all out of the shits. And I've never had one fucking issue, dude. I will say... The cops were always cool to us. Sixth Street? All right, Dan, then we got some sponsors to put this shit wagon on the air first and foremost. It's firstform.com forward slash drinking bros. Got the meat sticks right here, boys. My god, I was having these between shows today. The sharp, shedder's phenomenal. I had one before the show, yeah. Actually... You need these? Yeah, I do. I'll take this microfiber. Oh, thank you. I think this came for me, actually. I'd asked for some in order to sum. But this is the bag of five free meat sticks. So, right now, you get five free meat sticks with any purchase and they're huge. Like, I don't think people understand how big they are. I wanted to put them on camera today. They're fucking massive, dude.

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53:49There would be nights where it would be real. You did not want to go down to 36 during the X games. We're here for like three years. Any time in the SKS you didn't want to go down for that shit. South by was usually okay. Like packed but okay. Halloween night on 36 was a fuck. Always a fucking mess. You want to do avoid typically on that night as well. But yeah, for the most part though. We would have been fucking murdered in any other city by now. Even Dallas. Just would have been fucking killed. We were in co-hairs. Yes. So many nights. Yes. It's changed. Everything is changed now. It sucks. But also, it told you, and I always tell my kids this too. The other thing with having kids is you're fearful of what's going to happen to them. But also, hoping they learn just enough. And they have really good friends that will get them out of those situations. The same way you and I,

54:49and our friends got us out of these situations growing up where it's like, that's something you pray for too. You don't just pray for them to be good kids. But then if you do fucked up shit, have some good enough friends that take care of you along the way. Yeah, we've done some, I mean, Jared and I could fucking sit here for a couple of days and tell stories. Oh, I... About the dumb shit we've done. I mean, we were... We had a party over at the house one day. And I don't know why this happened. It was like such a random occurrence. It was so random. It doesn't make any sense. Because it wasn't like we were in a highly trafficked area. But we were sitting inside, and somebody drove by these kids drove by and started throwing rocks at the windows of the house. Right? And you have a... We had been back from war for maybe a month. And there were two SUVs sitting outside. And we're fucking hammered. And rocks started hitting the windows. And it's like no discussion happened.

55:50Six dudes were in SUVs chasing these kids on bikes down the road. And they were far away. So we were catching up to them. And then there was a big chain link fence. And they were trying to climb over it. And we did not allow them to climb over it. I'll say that. It's like... And then we all just kind of paused. But what are we doing? We're going to get the fuck out of here. It's stupid. Our house is right over there. We got the fuck out of here. But anyways, let us know your fucked up stories. Because I find them funny. Especially the weird and gross ones. I mean, you can share the tragic ones too. Hopefully there aren't any. Yeah, hopefully they're not. Did I see the... The only time I got mine fucked by David Copperfield? Did he rape you? What do you mean? What? No. But like... So I wouldn't really worry about that with Copperfield. Chris Angel would probably put something in your butt. All the things. There's always been smoke with David Blaine, but... Oh, I was gonna say... David Blaine too. David Blaine wouldn't put his penis in your bottom. You would wake up and then David Blaine's entire body would emerge from your rectum.

56:50Yeah. And I'll have time for that. Yeah. I'll have time for that. That would be part of the bit. Bob Pullup, David Copperfield and Claudia Schiffer. Do you remember her the Supermodel from the late 90s? Yeah. Yeah. He was. And now he got canceled. So this all makes sense. So Pop up a picture of the two of them. Pop up a good one. Just show how hot she actually is. In real life, it's just blinding. We were just like, oh, okay, cool. It doesn't even seem like a real person. So one night, she was sitting by herself. I get caught up in it. And I was like, I had had a few drinks in New York. And I was like, I'm gonna go ahead and shoot my shot here. And then Copperfield walked over to the table. He never said, he didn't say one word to me. And he just kind of twiddled his fingers like this. And then he just stared at me. And it looked like, it felt like he was looking through my soul. Like the back of my head. And I just walked away. And I was like, man, I felt like that guy could kill me with his fucking eyes, dude.

57:51But I was so black out. I didn't fucking know. And I was just like, yeah, I'm a college kid who could fucking hit on Claudia Schiffer. Not a goddamn prayer. Or is that gonna happen? And they were together for a while. But there was something weird in David Copperfield's eyes where there's some people you meet in this life where you're like, something's up, dude. And yeah, he was still a famous musician or a magician and all that other shit. But there's something in people's eyes when you meet them where you're like, you feel like you're from a different planet. He was one of those people to me. I mean, he is Jewish. Is he? This is the last thing he's got to do. Yeah, he's an Ashkenazi. Is he really? Yeah, of course he is. Come on. All right. He's an entertainment. It's the fucking Jews, man. It always is. I'm kidding. Okay, so here's, I've got a couple of stories that I thought were really funny that we can share. This one's titled, Denny's piss and public shitting Hall of Fame. Oh. Denny's is, that's the Hall of Fame place to black out in, by the way. Yeah.

58:51I mean, Denny's is safer than Waffle House. If you black out and Denny's, you might go to jail. If you black out on Waffle House, you might die. Yes. You're probably not going to jail, though, because the cops won't show up. I've got to fight a Waffle House. I've never got to fight a Denny's ever in my life. Yeah. Okay. So here he goes. I was throwing out of Denny's pissed on two of the three guys I was hanging out with while we were in the huddle, in a huddle. They chased me back to the apartment with their dicks out trying to piss on me. I somehow managed not to get pissed on. I woke up in my friend's hall with no clothes, a towel over me in a fashion of a sheet being draped over a dead body. Couldn't find clothes, so I sobered up and drove home. In front of a high school band, I pulled over, vomited out my door, and shit myself at the same time. Notice the stairs and yelled, never drink to the kids. Oh, that's a good story. That's a good one, dude.

59:53Here's another one called bar floor sex with the married gun nut bartender. Okay. So my company will often put me in a hotel for like a year while we do a construction job. This is a construction person. I'm hanging out at the local bar where I'm a regular. One morning I wake up, the last thing I remember is talking to the female bartender. I'm completely naked in bed. All day I keep getting whiffs of a girl's nether regions off my mustache and beard. That night I ask her, what's up? And she's like, you don't remember? Apparently we had sex on the bar floor and then stumbled back to my place for round two. The rough part is that she was married to this absolute psycho of a gun nut who definitely would have hunted me down and shot me. God, damn it, dude. Have you ever stayed in one of those places? The extended stay things. Yeah, but only out of necessity because there was nothing else to book in the area. Yeah, never for like an extended beer at a time.

1:00:53That's what happened to me when my house flooded during that once in a lifetime storm that we have here every single year in Texas that flooded my first floor. I had to stay in one of those extended stays for I think close to three months while they remodel the house and granted the insurance pay for it. But I got to hang out with all those people that you just described and nothing. And they don't give a fuck, dude. They'll drink anything. Oh yeah. Doesn't matter what it is, they'll fuck anything, doesn't matter what it is. Those dudes are essentially on a year long vacation in a hotel. Yeah, it's like, if you could imagine what brothels on the Aventine in Rome would have been like in the first century BC. That's what I expect. It's like all crime. Oh, yeah. All fucking whores. All the drugs and booze. And just like more or less lawless behavior. But it all seems to take care of itself somehow. Yeah. I mean, it's like a little enclave of anarchy that seems to work out. You can't really scale that, but it works in that in that area.

1:01:54This one's called accidentally kidnapped a random dude thinking he was an uber. Okay. Which is this already is a great story to me. Yeah. So we all go outside as a group and hail a few cabs. Finally, a car slow is down. My friend, who was sick, runs and jumps into the backseat. This leads three of my other friends to pile into the backseat as well. I hop into the front and ask him, hey, man, you know where the Marriott is. I'll make it worth your while. The dude, the dude looks super confused. And my friend in the backseat is like, what the fuck, man? You don't know where a hotel is. This is the worst cab ever. And starts hawking luggies on the ground, floor, window, and everywhere else. Too long didn't read. Unknownly kidnapped a random guy driving down the street and forced him to drive friends and I to our hotel. I feel like I think I've done this. I didn't fucking spit in the guy's car. But I 100% got in the car thinking it was an Uber and it wasn't and made the person drive me somewhere. Byron, this is how we met Byron, by the way.

1:02:55I met you through Las Ro Lopez. Yep. Las Ro Lopez, you know I met him. I think so. Is that an event? No. Yeah, well, we were there for an event. And then afterwards, I was driving home by myself. They could not get out of, I think it was the University of Texas game. There was no cabs. There was no Uber. Oh, there's one we blacked out there. Yeah. And then, uh, um, fucking Las Ro, uh, this is screaming at me through the window. And he goes, drink it, bros. I'm a drinking bro. I'm a fucking drinking bro. So I rolled down the window. I was like, what's up, dude? And, uh, and he goes, hey, man, uh, fucking love the show. Whatever. And I was like, where are you guys going? And they go, we don't know. We can't find a fucking ride anywhere. And I was like, fucking drink it, bros. Never leave anybody behind. So he and his buddy got in my car and I drove them into the city. That's how I met Las Ro Lopez, dude. Scott's a treasure. He's the best. God, I love that. But like, I didn't know him. And imagine picking up Las Ro Lopez. Yeah. Imagine, well, here's this. Just by looks alone. I'll set a scene for you. I'll set a scene for you. I was a little, uh, drunk and it was still daytime.

1:03:59I think you got a hotel. No, no, no. I'm talking about this, uh, separate situation. Oh, uh, I did. That day, uh, for that, uh, Texas game, I just got a hotel. You got a hotel. I slept for like six hours and I went home. Yeah. I was smart. But yeah, this one, I was in Seattle. Um, and it was daytime. I'm, I was day drinking on this Saturday or Sunday. I can't remember. It's getting fucking wrecked, right? Huh. First started at a winery again. Most of my problems start with wine and then heading into the hard album. You love wine. I do. Yeah. But I started. I was at a winery. We were doing some event in the morning. And then left, went downtown, hanging out. Um, and I'm starting to get wrecked. Uh, everybody's like, all right. Cool. See you guys tomorrow. Whatever the fuck. I'm like, all right. Um, some stand around trying to get a cab. And I just can't, it's, it probably was 12 seconds, but I got fed up. Um, and I'm just like, hailing any car that looks like anything. And somebody stopped. I guess they thought that I was having an emergency or something. I don't know why you would stop to be honest. People, like, if I saw somebody waving their arms on the side of the road, I assumed they're crazy.

1:05:01Yeah. And I'm definitely not stopping. I mean, either. This motherfucker stopped in a donation, dude. And you can imagine, like, I don't. I don't look crazy necessarily. Um, but I don't look pleasant either. Yeah. Certainly. I know that. Um, so I get into this, I just open the car, open the door and get into this guy's car. And it's like an old, um, Nissan or some shit. I don't remember early 2000s Nissan. And I get in. And I'm like, uh, uh, can you take me to my hotel? It's this. And he's like, uh, oh, okay. Okay. Okay. And I'm like, this guy doesn't seem very confident at all. Um, you can imagine, uh, nothing really crazy happened. He dropped me off in my hotel. And I was like, how much? He goes, what do you mean? I was like, how much do I owe you? It's a cab, right? He goes, oh, no, I'm not a cab. I'm like, what the fuck are you doing? System nice. Good Samaritan. Yeah. I guess. But like, you can imagine what the, what he must have been thinking because I am a nice person. But I don't look like it.

1:06:01And I don't sound like it either. The way that I communicate is not very friendly. I'm abrupt. I've got this voice. I don't make any facial expressions. Yeah. So this guy definitely thought he was going to die. And he just was okay with it. So that makes me think he was just driving around town looking for murderers. And in Seattle, you're like pretty, I mean, there's a good chance that you're going to find one, right? Yeah. All those gloomy cities in the Pacific Northwest. That's where a lot of our serial killers come from. I mean, Washington's right with them. Yeah, Washington and Morgan both. Or fucking like the co-ed killers from Oregon, right? I think so. Wasn't he from Oregon? Yeah. And Dommers from Washington? Or did Dommers, Oregon too? Dommers. I remember freshman year he went to Ohio State. The co-ed guy was killing people all over the down. Yeah, Ed Kemper was killing people all through Oregon and Washington. But I think he was from Oregon. He was born in California. Yeah. And he's actually, I think it was in jail in California. But I think you were right about the murderers. At any rate, yeah. I'm pretty sure there was just like some weird Asian kid.

1:07:02Who, I don't know if he got a B on a fucking math test in college or what happened, but he wanted to die. That's fucking it. Yeah. And it's, I mean, I'll never forget that. That's one of the weirdest things that's ever happened to me. I still don't understand what happened to this day. I still don't. I cannot contextualize what happened. I... Because there's no fucking way that any of us would ever do that. I mean, I would. I would do it because I don't give a shit. Nobody's gonna come at me. Right, right. But a normal fucking man with a family is not doing that. No. That's a weird thing, man. You don't take risks like that. And this guy just clearly wanted to die. It is. Yeah. I remember... I remember the most expensive cab I ever had was $418. Do you remember that story that Street Bike Tommy told us? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I hate that. Every time somebody brings up that city I hated. Yeah.

1:08:02I had a bad experience. Yeah. So he was wandering around and couldn't find anybody. He goes, oh, I guess everybody left. So he got a cab from TJ back to San Diego. And then got there and realized, oh, somebody called... Somebody texted him, or called him while he was on the way there. And like, hey, we're still at the hotel. Where the fuck are you? And he's like, oh shit. So he took a cab back from San Diego to TJ. It's like four or five hours worth of being in the cabs. Who knows how much that costs? Well, it's the traffic. So San Diego is not that far from TJ. No, it's the traffic that gets you. It's the only... It's the traffic that fucking gets you. Yeah. Because everybody stuck at the border there. Um... But yeah, I got a $418 cab. I was in Park City, Utah. I was there for Sundance. Hmm. And everybody kept talking about the altitude sickness. That was surge pricing before a surge pricing. No, no, no, no. This was... This was purely me. And I had to take responsibility for it. Um... I did not know about altitude sickness. They would warn us before we'd gone there, but I'd never been to Utah. Hmm.

1:09:02So, uh... I show up there. It's the first night. I want to rage. I'm... Claiming was already there. And he had already been there for a couple days and he was, hey, me on. I'm watching out for the altitude sickness. Um... I was like, fuck you, dude. I party, like, as bullshit. And I rage in all nights. And, um... Blacked out. Don't remember anything. I remember pissing all over the coat rack by every celebrity's coat. There is... He dragged me out of there and put me in a cab. But I couldn't... It was my first day so I didn't know where I was staying. And so, uh... If you're wondering why I know it was $418, it was on a credit card. Uh... I got that thing on my phone, the text on my phone, the next day, and all the other shit. When I talked to Claim, I was like, yo, what the fuck happened last night? Like... Because, dude, you got altitude sickness. Exactly what I told you. What was going to happen? And right, he blacked out. And I was like, Jesus Christ. And I go, dude, I get a $418 cab ride. I was like... We're not staying that fuck out. How far was the party we were at? And he goes, dude, you couldn't even tell him where you were staying at. So I go, how did he find out? And he goes, he went through your phone list of recent calls. And he goes, by the time he got to me, I remembered where you were staying at.

1:10:06And I told him. But he goes, he said he had driven you around for close to three hours at that point. Okay, so that's another go. Three fucking hours. And then I woke up the next morning and I was on entertainment tonight. And I was talking to Sting. So the night before, I was talking to Sting and Trudy Styler at this party. And they had taken a video of me and was on entertainment tonight. All my friends were texting me. I don't remember meeting them, nothing. But it looked like we were best friends on national television. Yeah, yeah, exactly. And that's what I call. I did, dude. I've joked about this to my friends to this day. And we say the same thing. But like, couldn't tell you one thing. I said why he even talked to me, nothing. Don't remember anything completely blacked out for $18. The first night that I moved, or the, so I moved from Oakland to Salt Lake City to work at Black Rifle. Okay. Right. Did you go with, did you get altitudes in his? No. God. I've spent a lot of time in the mountains. Oh, I am not throughout my life.

1:11:07But yeah, so drive there. I don't remember how long the drive is. It's not crazy, but drive there, kind of get there midday. Check in at Black Rifle, say hi to everybody. Go home, sleep. Come back the next day. It's my first day of work, right? So when back in the day, I can't really do this now because it's too big of a company. But back in the day, all the new executives would go work like one or two days in every department. Just kind of learn the company. It's an old, like, I think, Bill Foley, the guy who owned Fidelian insurance. I think he started that trend back in the day. Okay. So Bill Foley could show with him in Vegas one time. So day one, I go work in the pick lines. So I'm just like reading orders, picking them, putting them in boxes, shipping them, whatever the fuck. Later that afternoon, Jason Raul gets there. And I've still got videos of this. It's hilarious. Jason Raul gets there. And we just stay at the studio. Remember Black Rifle back in the very back right?

1:12:08We used to have that recording studio, basically. Yeah, it's all exciting. Before they moved the podcast to the front center up there in the conference room. So me and Jared and Jason Raul just got fucking hammered. Now, Jason and I got reasonably hammered. Jared did what Jared does. He fucked it up. He went full retard. And I just got in there so I didn't know where he lived. We called him an Uber. We were like, fuck, we don't know where he lives. So we had to like pry his eyes open and get his fucking phone. Unlocked. No way. So I could look through his GPS and guess which one was his house. I just happened to get it right. And we got him an Uber back home. That was the first night in Salt Lake City. And it's funny. Jared and I were getting fucked up. And Jason was sitting there playing all of the breaking Benjamin songs on his guitar while we watched. Really? Yeah, we got a private show. That's awesome. It was. He's cool like that.

1:13:08He'll do it. And he doesn't give a shit. Yeah. That was a fun time though. I enjoyed that. But then I had to go to work at fucking seven a.m. The next. The worst. That was not fun. The fucking worst, dude. Jesus Christ. Are we saying something? Yeah. Say my worst working over. I was working at a law firm in St. Louis. It's like right out of college. And we had to be in it seven in the morning. That's when the job started. And the night before it was like December 22nd. So I think I had to work on the 23rd, which fucking sucked. We go to a blues game, me and my friend and another guy. And we start. They pick me up from work at four o'clock because I get out early because it starts early. We go to a Mexican restaurant drink. I don't know how many margaritas go to the bar next to where the blues play. Start ripping shots of rumpulmans because one of the dudes. It's the worst. One of the dudes was like, don't you guys drink rumpulmans at Mizzou? And I was like, yeah, I was like, I'm buying them.

1:14:09Because he had like a lot of money, I guess. He bought like four or five rounds of rumpulmans shots. We were drinking beers the whole time. Go to the blues game. Keep drinking beers. Go back to that bar. Keep drinking more rumpulmans shots. At the time I was living with my parents right out of college. My dad wakes me up at like five thirty in the morning. I'm a complete piece of shit mess. And I somehow like get myself to work. And I just went and slept in the handicap bathroom like the single handicap bathroom for like three hours probably. It was a good morning. Yeah. Yeah. I did not last long at that job. It's that rumpulmans, man. That will get you every fucking time. I've never had a good experience on it. That was the most common shot taken at Mizzou. That's interesting. Why? When I saw it from the fact that it's three hundred percent alcohol. Yeah. No idea. I got to Mizzou. I was a freshman. They were like, come on. We're taking rumpulmans shots. And I was like, I didn't know why. I didn't even know what it was. And we did. And then I just became like, okay, that's people do here. We take rumpulmans shots.

1:15:09So we just kept passing down that fucking trauma. And I would go back to visit Mizzou and like kids there after I graduated like ten years after I graduated. We're like, taking rumpulmans shots still. Oh my god. Still a fucking thing. Like in your thirties? Oh, yeah. I did one. And the last one I did probably did was like five years ago. But I'm saying the kids there still do it. Oh, I see the kids. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, wombrider says it's to freshen your breath for the drive to the next bar. I guess, dude. Makes sense. I've never had a good night on rumpulmans. The rule ended all right. The rule was one rumpulmans shot. Good night. Two rumpulmans shots. You're going to black out three rump, three or more rumpulmans shots. And you don't, you don't know what's going to happen. Good luck. Yeah. For that one. And I'm the master of the Irish goodbye to where I know if I'm getting too fucked up. Like I just don't want anybody to see me like that. I'll just bounce like and get out the back door where I'm like, all right, cool. That's my, uh, my 21st birthday was real bad too. Because we had a, I don't know. Did you enjoy it? Let me ask you that. Taking 21 shots. Yeah. I had to do the same thing.

1:16:09I didn't either. And I thought it was bullshit. We went to big 12, which was one of the big bars at Mizzou. I think my birthday was on a Thursday. So the Thursday was like a big, big 12 night. And, um, we went there. It was like me and my girlfriend at the time. We got there early and I ate and like had a beer. And, um, for whatever. I was like, okay, I'm going to take 21 shots throughout the course of the night. That should be fine. Um, everyone came and immediately wanted to buy me a shot. So within two hours I had had the 21 shots, including a lot of 151, a lot of rumplements. And then my, one buddy was like, just making up shots to give me. This is like my friend who, you have that one friend in college whose parents just don't care about his credit card. Yeah. You know what I mean? So he was just like, come out. I made up a shot. It's called Prestate Cancer. It's 151 and Jim Beam. We got to take it right now. And it was just like, viol fucking shots like that all night. But I would say probably like 50 to 60% of them were either 151 or rumplements. So let's say it's 30 some shots then in reality, right? Yeah. Probably.

1:17:09I went, I was vomiting in the women's bathroom at our fraternity house because that's the cleanest toilet, um, by like. Sure, yeah. I don't know. Ten o'clock. But I rallied actually. I didn't even black out. I remember the whole fucking thing. Okay. And my buddy was like, my girlfriend was like, I don't know. Should he go to the hospital? It took so many shots so fast at my buddy. It just goes, let me see. He's probably fine. And he goes, hey Rob, who's your favorite baseball player? And I was just like, uh, he's like, he's fine. He knows that you know, he's fine. And I was up and drinking again by like midnight. That's the ones where you boot and rally and then come back to life. The poison got in and out of me so fast. Yeah. I don't know that I absorbed all of it. That's some of the, some of the best nights I've had. Yeah. Yeah. Those boot rally stories where you're like, all right, cool. It's out of me. I can go back to, to real life. As long as you're able to brush your teeth somehow, you're fine. Or just drink rumpulments. Ooh. Or, or, or gold sliders. I mean, rumpulments both freshens and sterilizes.

1:18:09So I don't know. It sure does. It's, it's a mess, man. I would never have minded. I mean, I've had a lot of jobs. I've never, I've, I've, especially when I was in charge of people. I never would have cared if somebody showed up. Still drunk. No. Depends on what the job is. Obviously, if you're carrying a gun or something, you can't do that. But if you're just, like, hanging out, doing paperwork or something. I'm, I'm, I'm going to make it rough for you because I think it's funny. Sure. Like, if you show up, uh, all hung over and fucked up or whatever are still drunk. I am going to mess with you. Yes. It is funny to me. But I wouldn't care, you know. And we've never cared here. No. Let's say, can't confirm. There's been several times of this job where I've been like, uh, so violently hung over that I've like just started drinking again. Because I'm like, I cannot sit here like this. I can't. I need to slow land this. Uh, when, when I was, when I was talking to, uh, Jesse about this. And we were talking about giving you the bros and then all this other stuff today. Uh, she goes, uh, she goes, you know, what else was impressive about Bob?

1:19:09Uh, all these years was like, there was days where he was so fucking hung over. But as soon as the show would turn on, you would pop back into, uh, to life. Do the show and then go back to being hung over afterwards. And I was like, that's what a professional does. It's actually not that hard because it takes your mind off of it. Oh, I'll say hang over. Yeah. Okay. In fact, sometimes when I was hung over, I would talk more because it just gets, yeah. Cause that was Jesse. She had no lie. That was the first thing she said. She goes, dude, the amount of times she was hung over. Cause she, I'm usually in the parking lot on a fucking call. And she's here with, with you guys getting ready for the show. And she's like, the amount of times Bob has been hung over. And then she's been able to pop out of it and do a great show. And then just go back to being hung over is impressive. And she goes, that's what's most impressive to me. And I go, yeah, yeah. That's a fucking, he's a, Bob's a pro. I think it's easier to be funny hung over than it is, uh, sober. Cause you don't care. You don't give a fuck about anything, anything.

1:20:10You'll let, I will let anything fucking fly hung over. Yeah. More so than drunk, even. Cause I just, at that point, I'm just like, I'm dead. I'm a dead person. I don't give a fuck about anything. Drunk, I'm like, happy. And, you know, if I don't have to see the people ever again, I'll, I'll get, let it fly to the end degree. Uh, obviously in the show, I don't give a shit, but like, um, if, in real life, if I don't ever have to see these people again, I don't care. And I'll just say whatever, um, I just want to see a stun look on their face. And then have them live with that moment the rest of their life. Uh, and I know that's dark, but it happens all the time. Um, and that's one of the things she hates about me. She's like, you gotta stop saying that shit to people. And I'm like, we're never seeing them again. Who gives a fuck? You know, like, I think we're good here. Um, at that point. Uh, now some of the worst stories that I've heard, um, Jesus Christ, man. Uh, there was this girl who used to cut our hair in college. Uh, and I say girl, she actually looked like Ruby Rose. To be honest with you, she's beautiful. Um, she had short pixie, like a pixie haircut like that. But it was like 28 and was unobtainable for like college kids.

1:21:13And, uh, she had gotten fucked up one night on one of those sleep sacs. What are they called? Those bean bag chairs. It's like a giant love sack. Love sack. That's it. She get, um, and she slept on her legs. She folded her legs in half. Oh, yeah. That's right. I've heard this. I told you, right? Yeah. Well, it cut off the circulation. She had to get both her fucking legs amputated. And, but below like the, the kneecap or whatever. And, um, it was, it's one of the worst stories of all time. Yeah. I mean, and she was hot. And I was like, man, here's this hot ass girl on a wheelchair. Well, now she's hot and she can't get away. Yeah. You got to find the silver lining, you know? I don't think that was in the movie with Bradley Cooper in general. It's silver lining. It's not in the playbook. No, it's not in the playbook. I mean, my playbook. But all I keep thinking is, she's listening to this goddamn show. So it doesn't matter anyway. She is still alive. But, um, we're friends on Facebook. The only thing I think of is like, how do you tell that story of how you lost your legs

1:22:14the rest of your life? Just like you just told it. Hey, I got two fucked up at a party and I slapped on my legs. What a nightmare, dude. I would probably, I would probably make up some story about Vietnam or something. Yeah. You'd have to, I think. Um, and again, when you're going through it, like you were talking about the top of the show, the amount of times we should have died. When you have kids, um, that's all you think about is like, man, what if they do one of these, these dumb things? And we've all had friends that have died doing something dumb. And you hope it's not one of them. But. Yeah, there was signal control. And, and the three years that I went to the one high school, I transferred to play baseball in my senior year at better high school. But, and the three years that I went to, uh, Ren high school and, and Piedmont, South Carolina, 16 people died in car wrecks. That's a lot. Yeah. We had one die every year from eighth grade on. But that was, what, five years? So five, 16 is a lot. What did, uh, what they fucked up?

1:23:14A lot of country roads. Country roads, uh, iced streets. Okay. And fucking alcohol. But most of them were not alcohol related. I mean, I would say I think two were. All the rest were just like reckless, uh, fuckery, you know. Yeah, no shit. I fucking, one of the reasons we wanted to move out of drip, uh, it didn't factor majorly in. But I was like, dude, we live here and our kids are teenagers. Like, fuck them going to a friend's house. It's about these back. Bob the amount of times I can night. That's the amount of times I think about that because I've got to drive these roads. Yeah. All these, you know, football, soccer, basketball, and games, all this stuff. I hate the drive so much. And, um, I don't, the driverless car thing doesn't work on these back roads. It does. Well, yeah, but by the time his kids are fucking old, human beings won't be driving cars anymore. I hope that's what I thought too, Bob. And guess what? My kids 12 now. Yeah, you're not driving in four years. Yeah, but I'm out of here. So it's like, all right. Cool. Yeah, dude, fuck. Wilmington, I don't have to worry about shit. There's like two roads in that town. And you're like, all right, great.

1:24:14Um, it's one of these two roads and they're all pretty fucking safe. So I feel all right about it. But, um, yeah. I had plenty of friends. That goes into my mind all the time. I had plenty of friends in high school. No one, uh, I had one kid I kind of knew, died in a car accident. But like, I still had plenty of friends in high school who ended up fine. Who were fucking psychos behind the wheel at 16, 17 years old. Like, absolutely fucking lunatic. Yes. But they were on well lit, large city streets for the most part. Mm-hmm. Like doing that shit on a dark ass country background with those turns and shit. And, like, possums and deer and all that. Yeah. Yeah. Here it's armadillos, but it's possums back where we're from. Yes. Like a Carolina possum is born dead on the side of the road. Every single time, dude. Any time it rains, there's just a fucking mountain of possum carcasses on the fucking road. And one of those armadillos, that's just a possum with, who's... With armor. Yeah. Who's an medieval cosplay. Yeah. That's all that it is. Mm-hmm. But they fucking suck.

1:25:15And yeah, I think about that shit too, Bob. When I'm out there and I'm like, fuck. Hopefully none of that goes down or hopefully they're smart enough for whatever. But my parents always had that thing where, hey, if you get fucked up, I don't care. I know your underage just call us. And you'll never get in any trouble. My parents shouldn't adopt them. My parents didn't want to hear from me even if I was sober. Really? They're like, don't fucking call it now. Dude, I see my dad told me that, but I was like, I won't get in trouble. I don't believe you. Yeah. I'm gonna get in trouble. My kids, I would be like, yeah, you get a few, but if you're calling me every weekend because you're fucked up, we're gonna have a fucking talk. Yes. But I luckily, my parents were, they lived up to it. They were cool. And it was only a few times when I was just like, hey dude, I'm too fucked up and I gotta get out of the satch. And they were good. They were good about it. I think it's a good rule of thumb. My parents weren't big drinkers though. My children will be able to trust me to be like, I've been through the wars. Oh yeah. Fucking no.

1:26:15Oh yeah, dude. You know what I mean? Well, our kids will all be able to fucking look back on this show. And here, all the fucking stupid shit we've done, which is unfortunate. Or drink heart AF seltzer, which happened, Bob. I can tell this story since we're at the end of the show. Who cares, right? I've got a beer fridge, same as everybody else, right? Do you guys have a fridge in your garage? Yeah. Just for fucking beers and shit like that. So it's all heart AF. Had to tell. Mine's in the media room, but yeah. Yeah. It's all heart AF. And my kids were out playing in the driveway. I got a basketball hoop. Only a couple of less than the neighborhood have a driveway with a hoop in it. So I just leave it open. And I don't have a park in the driveway. And I'm like, look, whatever kid in the neighborhood wants to come over and play. Basketball on the front yard. You guys can play. I don't really give a shit, right? So they've all got these fucking e-bikes now. I see these guys in the e-bikes in every neighborhood. Bob loves them. So much. Oh my god. Fucking pain in my existence. You love the e-bikes. You don't like kids doing 40 mile per hour wheelies down the fucking sidewalk. Dude, they fucking buy where I live now.

1:27:15I don't want to give myself. I won't give the street away, but it's like a pretty big street off of slaughter. The street where the speed limit is probably like 45. Yeah, yeah. And they're just riding their e-bikes up and down that. There's a bike lane, by the way. They're not in the bike lane. I'm like, you can't do this. You don't know how to fucking drive. And they act like they're motorcycles. Yeah. You're like, no, dude, no. I almost smoked one the other day who was like coming out too far. Like I'm driving normally. No license driver would think to peak their car out as I'm coming. Like based on my rate and how close I was. And this kid's just like, oh, no. I'm like, god, I am just swerving to the other lane. Just to make sure I didn't clip the little fucker. Yeah, and I've got kids. You know, I've got three. But I've got kids from the neighborhood who are over at my house all the time. So I never really think about it. And I'm just like, I really cool. Have a good time. And I'll keep an eye on them. And whatever. Right? Their parents are usually there. And whatever sporting event is all in the backgrounds. Well, my oldest kid is 12. He came in.

1:28:15And after the party was over, he goes, dad, I get to tell you something. It was a, you know, a 14, 15 year old kid that drove up. It was so-and-so. It was older brother. And I go, okay. I was like, what's up? What happened? And he goes, man, he just walked into your fridge. Grabbed a blue razz, hard AF. Fucking pounded in front of everyone. And then just drove off on his fucking e-bike. And I was like, holy shit, that's palsy. At that age, to drink a fucking eight percent. I was like, well, he doesn't get okay. I mean, you wouldn't, to be honest, because of the flavor. He did not know. You don't know what it is until you're fucking drunk. And he doesn't know what eight percent means. He has no idea, right? And so I go just out of curiosity. And it was just my own morbid curiosity, right? I go, I go, what did he say? And he goes, dude, he goes, it's like you always see. He goes, the kid goes, man. He's like, damn it, go to a jolly rancher. All of these like this. My other kid was like, yeah, I guess so. He's like, I've never had him. And he goes, Jesus, man, he says, he goes, I think your dad

1:29:17could be rich one day. And then just drove off on the fucking e-bike. And that was it. I thought it was fucking hilarious. But we had to obviously told Jesse and she had to talk with the kid's mom and shit. You can't be just over with the garage door open, pound and fucking garage beers all day. Not all day. No, but three of those at what? 14, 15 would knock you out, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's the equivalent to six or seven beers. That'll fuck you up. Yes. No question. Yes. So she had to call. And we're just like, hey, dude, sorry, it's my husband's company. And I'm sure he's a nice kid and all. But if he starts pounding a few of those driving off on an e-bike, he's going to fucking smash in to somebody and kill himself, which is pretty fucking hilarious. But if you're out there and you got stories over your own, drop them in Patreon here in the comments. Love to hear them, dude. And we'll report on some of these on the show. Now's the point in the show. We do get to the Drinking Bro of the Week. Bob got to drinkingbrows.com here. All right.

1:30:17So you guys started ordering these polos. We just put them up on the site. I accidentally sent them to Wilmington, by the way. Dan. Oh, that's fine. Where did they go to your mom's house? No, it's my house. The one in Carolina Beach? No, the new one. So I, yeah. They're renovating it and all that other shit. So I sent them there. I thought that these would take longer. Kudos to Brandon. Yeah. They got there in like four or five days. I've been hearing the shipping is better for our stuff lately, which is interesting. So yeah, yeah. Well, because here's the thing. We're print on demand. So that way we don't have to buy, you know, a million of all these other things. So typically it'll take a little, a little longer, but Brandon's really fucking good. His company is really good. And I think it's because he ended up buying out all of it. So it's going quicker. But anyways, these were the shirts that I ordered. And everybody's been wearing these online. They're dope as fuck. And I called them today. And I'm like, hey, dude, I sent these to the wrong address. Send these to me. Because I want to wear them on draft nights. So we got these. Everybody, these look dope as fuck. The bro box was dope as shit this month.

1:31:17It was a master's theme. And they got the t-shirts and the golf balls. Everybody wants us to put those golf balls now in the shop. There's so many listeners that play golf. Next month's bro box. You've got to subscribe to this. So the favorite item over the last year and a half was these chairs. We made these huge fold-out chairs for the beach, for baseball games, kids stuff, everything. And they've got massive cup holders that'll hold tall boys. And it's also like it'll hold up to like a fucking 350 pound man. So they're not the small ones like the masters or any of that other bullshit. They're huge chairs. But they're really hard to get. So we did get those for the bro box. However, you've got to sign up now because there is a limited number. They're so hard to get that we can only do this like once every two years. So those are going to be the ones next month. And they're going to be a different color and a different thing than you're in a half ago or whatever. And go back to the front page, Bob. There was some other stuff that was put up there that was pretty dope. The phone cases are up there. We don't have stench trench up there yet. No, we got to get that up there.

1:32:18And then really, really proud of the shirt that's in the bro box two next month. Subscribe to that. And you can submit for Drinking Bro the week on there also. You can submit on the app on Drinking Bro's app. It is free on iPhones and Android. And it's got the Facebook feature. So we don't get sucked again. You guys can talk to each other all day and all night. No admins, all the other stuff. And then we're working on live video coming there. With chat and everything else. So hopefully by the end of the year, we won't have to deal with it. Shit. We got phone cases. Crime corner citizen. Fucking hard AF. Drinking bros. All those stuff. Store is stocked up. Better than ever. And that's thank you to Brandon. You have one that got mailed in. Somebody mailed this in? Yeah, this isn't necessarily a DB of the week. But I guess it is Toby and Freddie are getting married. Freddie is a woman, by the way. Okay, think. Yeah. It is an interracial couple. So we got to deal with that.

1:33:19Hit the button. Yeah. There you go. That's it. That's it. Okay. So Toby Smith, I think, is last time Smith. Hey Ross and Dan, I know you guys don't come to weddings. I just wanted to show off the absolute baddie. I pulled as a white man. Okay. She is my drinking bro for life. Her name is Freddie, I guess. Okay. I didn't know how much longer I'd be able to listen to you guys when we first got together three years ago, LOL. But lucky for me, she loves you guys. Her first episode was the politician caught on the porn site, Nude Africa. Fuck you, dude. That was an awesome episode. Yeah. Now when she drinks hearty out, she tells me it's time to make our own Nude Africa. I know you are colorblind Ross, but she's black, so she can say it anyway. Okay. I just wanted to give her a shout out. She is my best friend and the love of my life.

1:34:19Thank you for all the laughs and God to your wisdom, drinking bros. Let's get a poo yaw for the people in the back Ross. Absolutely. Absolutely. Hit the button. There you go. There you go. And then Bob, I sent you one, somebody hit me up on Twitter. I said this yesterday of like, you know, people are bitching with the Spotify comments. It's like, hey, the Spotify owns our things, so we don't have a, we've nothing to do with that. But I go, if you want to talk shit, Twitter is fine and YouTube. Go to YouTube. There you go. There you go. And then Bob, I sent you one. Somebody hit me up on Twitter. I said this yesterday of like, you know, people are bitching with the Spotify comments. Twitter is fine and YouTube. Go to YouTube, dude. That will drive up the algorithm for critics. And I said, we answer these. We answer these all the time. So, pop this on screen here because this is really cool. Somebody sent this yesterday. Said, drink a bros. Could I maybe get a shout out on the show? Drink a bros of the week for my unborn daughter, Sophie. Oh, yeah. She'll be here July 10th. I can't wait to meet her. She'll be my purpose.

1:35:20You guys make me better men. And I love the show. And I'm Jordan. Jordan Fuller. Thanks. If you can absolutely do this for me for sure, man. And thanks for posting this. Holy shit. Congratulations on the baby, dude. That's dope. Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah. That's awesome, man. But, yeah, leave your hatred there. It's fine. Or everything else. The only thing that makes me laugh is like, Spotify comments are available for every other show for critics. Yeah. We're on 12 different platforms. You can hate us wherever you want. Yeah. But they're using it for advertisers. All of that, those video ads you see. They get money for that. So, if it gets jacked up and they can't confirm it, they'll get fucking nude. So, yeah. And they're great to us. Don't fuck with Spotify. Fuck with any other network. I don't really give a shit. But thanks for tuning in on a day in and day out basis. And give one more round of applause for a Brosman in the year. Rob Fox 3, Bobby 36. Cheers to you, buddy. We're going to miss you in June. But he's going to be with us here at the end.

1:36:21So, we end up moving. We love you guys at home. Go to iTunes, right? The show of five star and leave a quick review. On Spotify, Koop is almost cut up on the back catalog over there. He's getting closer every single day, dude. So, the video is over there on Spotify for all the shows. Not just Dringo Bros. Every single one. We're posting up there. Patreon will always be Patreon. But the back catalog of everything we own on Tetherball Academy Media will be up there. For Anthony, Anthony Holloway, I'm Ross Patterson. This is Drinking Rose Podcast. Good night everyone.

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