Emily & Zach: Two Months In, And Things Are Already Exploding 😳

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2:07Visit TurboTax.com. Only available with TurboTax full-service experts, real-time updates only on iOS mobile app. It's time to catch a cheater. Emily is on the phone today for to catch a cheater and she's been with her boyfriend Zach for two months and she already thinks something might be going on. Hopefully it's not, but we'll see if we can help her out. Emily, what's up? Why do you think Zach might be cheating on you? Honestly, he's just been acting weird. She'll leave my place and it'll be in odd hours. He'll be like, I got to go home and I'm like, why? And he's like, I just got something I have to do. And it's kind of ambiguous. And then I'll find out, like, two different times last week, for example. I found out that he was actually at a bar that was like nowhere near his house. And usually, I don't know, sometimes he'll just like lie to me. I mean, every time I sort of confront him, he'll be like, oh, I just want to stay in.

3:08But he's very clearly out. I don't know, I'm just struggling, you know. Did you ask him about the bar? Yeah. What do you say? Honestly, he didn't say much. He was like, I don't know what you're talking about or that wasn't that, that's not like, like pretty much made me feel like I was crazy. I just am wondering what's going on with this bar. You know what I mean, too? Is it a bartender? I do. And I just like, yeah, and I don't want to freak out. Like, I don't want to feel that like crazy girlfriend. But I'm like, and I really want to trust him, but I'm struggling. Yeah. Well, you guys been together for two months. How much do you know about his history? Has he ever cheated before? No. I mean, again, we were really, you know, we hit it off really quickly. We like met on a dating app and it was like very, very smooth. You know, it was like super everything was just really easy. It was like almost like scary. How easy everything was. And then, you know, again, over the past maybe in a week or two weeks, it's just been like kind of shady.

4:08Like she's just at his toot has changed. You know, I mean, maybe this is who he really is now. But you want to know. That's what I'm afraid of. Yeah. Like what's going on? Where like are you cheating on me? Are you like, why are you lying to me? Like what's going on? You know, I'm just, I'm like spiraling out about it. Right in the middle of the catch a cheater. And if you're just joining us, Emily is on the phone. And she thinks that her boyfriend of two months named Zach might be messing around. So we're about to call him and pretend to be from the grocery store that he's a rewards card member at and say that every single month we choose one lucky rewards member who gets free flowers delivered from our floral apartment. And we'll see if he sends those to his girlfriend Emily or to somebody else. But before we do that, Emily, why don't you break down your situation for us again real quick? Yeah. I mean, him and I have been together like you said for about two months. And everything's been going really good. And you know, honestly, like just over the last like I mentioned, he's been weaker too. Like he's just been at different. He's a little bit chained here. He's been, you know, needing to leave places.

5:09And then, you know, I found out there a friend that he had walked into this bar like more than once. And I'm just like trying to figure it out. I called him out and nothing came from it. So I'm just, you know, I feel like I have to kind of resort to something different now. I just want to know what's on the bars. This is happening. Yeah. Or he just goes to like get some. Well, then I doubt it. Yeah. Well, are you ready for us to call him? Well, I know this, but yeah, I mean, I got to know I, you know, I don't want, I got to like put this to rest in my head. Yeah. We're here with you. All right. Here we go. Hello. Hi. This is corporate calling from. I was looking for our rewards card member names. Zach. Zach. Hi, Zach. Zach. Zach, please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling with a big congratulations. You're this month's winner. Thank you. That's a big winner. What? Oh, maybe you didn't know every single month.

6:09We choose one rewards member who gets a free gift from us. And this month, it's free flowers delivered from our floor department. You've won 36 long stem red roses, a box of candy or chocolate and a card to be delivered to anybody that you want within the 59th States. Absolutely free. It's actually a $316 value. That's awesome. Thank you. Well, thank you for being such a loyal customer. The first thing I would need from you would be the first and last name of the person that you want to send them to. And then if you want to put anything on the card, and then we get the address, and that will be it. Yeah. Let's go ahead and send the flowers to my girlfriend, Emily. Okay. Perfect. And is there anything you want to put on the card, Emily? Yeah. Let's put thinking of you and what you did this weekend. All right. That's very nice. Okay. I would get the address from you, but now I guess I don't need to because this is actually a radio show. Zach. It's the Jubal show. Zach, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria. And my name is Jubal.

7:09And we do a segment on our show that's called to catch a cheater, where if you think your significant other might be messing around, you see who they send flowers to. So your girlfriend, Emily, is actually on the other line on the phone. What is happening right now, Emily? What's going on? Um, hey, are you stalking me? What? No. Why do you want to say that? I need it. Okay. I'm listening to you telling the truth. Okay. Look, I know that you're lying to me about what I'm not cheating on you. I'm not lying. Why would you think that? Look, I don't know for a fact that you're cheating on me, but I do know for a fact that you've been lying to me. You say you're going home and then my friend saw you at a bar like, what are you doing there? You're just telling me how would you even know about the bar, which friend who saw what are you talking about? I don't want to get into it. It doesn't matter. I just want to tell you that like, I know that the last few times that you and I have been, you know, hanging out, you've had to leave at like an odd hour and then ask you

8:13what, you know, where you're going, you say, homes. And then I found out that you quite literally were at a bar across town. Emily, I'm not cheating on you. Okay. I got a second job bartending and I just didn't know how to tell you. I didn't want you to judge me or think it's sketchy. So you lie instead? That's not sketchy? I just don't understand why you thought that I would like to judge you for that. Like, I am happy, you know, I'm happy for you and I want, like, that makes no sense. I got a second job. I needed the cash. Okay. I wanted to tell you, but I didn't think I needed to. We also have only been dating for two months. I mean, that's fine. Okay. Cool. So you have this second job, but who's house are you going to after the bar because that is how I do not recognize who's the house, the **** Emily, what are you talking about? Okay. I put an air tag on your backpack. Okay. I wanted to know where you were going. I wanted to know where, you know, where you were at and so I could see you throughout

9:15the day and that's just what I've been doing. Okay. If you have to know, that's what I've been doing. In every single time you're at this bar, you leave and you're going to a house that I don't recognize because I know your house unless just by your house, so where are you going? Are you kidding me? That's why I've been getting those creepy airtags falling. You alert? You call the cops? Yes. I thought someone was stalking me. Well, I guess I'm sorry, but it was for a good cause. So I can see where you were going because I just don't know. So what is it? What's going on? That's not important. It's for a good cause. The issue is you're stalking me. It's not a charity for a good cause. That's actually not the issue. Yeah. You think you're cheating on her and you have yet to say whether you are or you aren't. It's not stalking. I just want to know where my boyfriend is going after he's lying to me. I don't think that that's stalking. It is stalking. And if I'm going to hang out with a friend after work, that's none of your business. It is though. That's your girlfriend.

10:15Why are you handling it this way? But if she was disappearing to some house, you didn't know. You don't think you'd be tripping a little bit? Well, I don't understand what friend, like who is this person? Like, is this someone I know? I've never been to this person's house. I don't recognize it. So, like, what's up? Just tell me the truth. Emily, it's a friend from work. It's another bartender. Not a big deal. Okay. That does sound like a big deal because I would never go to just a friend's house at three in the morning. It's after work. She's cool. Not a big deal. She's cool. Okay. So, let me get this straight. So, you're going to a girl's house at three a.m. that I don't know that is a friend from work. That is absolutely bulls*** and I'm sorry, like, I, who is she? Like, what's her name? What's her name? Tell me her name. So, I can meet her. Why haven't I met her? I don't understand. Try to help me understand what it is that you are doing at three in the morning.

11:16Emily, you want to know what I'm doing? Her. Oh. Okay. What? I'm sorry. I'm fed up with you and we've only been together for two months. That's it. Okay. Two months and you are already back. Crazy. So, yes. It looks like I know what it is. Hold me back. Hold me back right now because excuse me. It's been two months and you can't even keep it in your pants for two months. The issue is that you put an airtack in my back. That's not the issue. That's not the issue. That's not the issue. I'm really glad you found out in two months, Emily, because this is some serious baloney. There. You happy, Emily? You found out the truth. Okay. I've been cheating on you. All right. And now I'm going to call the cops on you because you're a stalker. Okay. I'm going to call the cops. What? Okay. Hang up. I'm so sorry. Emily, I'm sorry. Yeah. That sucks. I'm so mad right now. Tell me about it. I'm in shock really. I think that's really like how I feel right now. I'm just in shock.

12:16Yeah. At least you know before two months turned into two years. A hundred percent. Yeah. Somebody is looking out for you with this one. Yeah. Thanks. The Jewel shows to catch a cheater. Some people like working twice as hard just to stay right where they are. And in Ohio, we really don't get it because to us owning a home in your thirties, working tech without the traffic and still being able to make it to your kids' soccer game sounds pretty good. In fact, Ohio is the second most affordable state to buy a home. Your move. Learn more at yourmoveohio.com. No one knows what the future holds, but you deserve a weather app that can help. Weather bug is easy to use and provides forecasts for your every need. From storm warnings to pollen levels, right at your fingertips. Get the fastest local alerts and comprehensive 10-day forecasts wherever you are. It's hyper-local real-time customizable alerts.

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