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0:00Chewboy Bish from the junkies and when I needed a new HVAC system water heater and a some pump I called Foley Mechanical. Dan Foley the owner came out himself. Not some faceless company owned by private equity. He owns 100% of Foley Mechanical. He takes pride in every job. His crew? Top notch. These guys know exactly what they're doing. Especially with older homes and radiator heat. They crushed it at my house they will for you. Foley Mechanical serves DC Maryland and Virginia. Proudly installs a Manna HVAC equipment. Call Dan Foley. He's the real deal. Get more out of every mile when you share the ride to work. With carpooling you'll have time to relax, save money and pick up new friends. Commuter connections can help you find carpool partners who live and work near you. Even if you're commuting just a few days a week. It's a free service. Carpooling. Every dollar saved. Every friend made. Register for free carpool partner ride matching at commuterconnections.org or call 800-745-RIDE. That's commuterconnections.org.
1:01This is attorney Amida Zari from Zari Law. If you've been injured in an accident and feel like no one is fighting for you it's time to fight back. Call Zari Law at 888-828-3rd. That's what one call you can put a proven legal team on your side. Zari Law has been serving the DMV for over 15 years proudly fighting for our local community. I was born and raised right here in the DMV and my team is made up of experienced, reputable local attorneys dedicated to fighting for injury victims just like you. Follow us on all social platforms at Zari.law. That's a-z-a-r-i-dot-l-a-w. Don't wait. Don't settle. Fight back with Zari Law. The office is in Maryland, D.C. and Virginia. My team and I are ready to stand up for you. Call 800-888-828-3rd. That's 800-888-828-HURT. And let us fight back for you. Welcome back, Chuck. He's coming to you live on 1067 The Fan
2:03and the team 980 here in the DMV. 910-TheFan105.1FM in Richmond and you can watch us on the monumental sports network all year long. Celebrating 30 years of the junkies presented by Main Street Bank, cheer local, bank local. Main Street Bank is a business focused community bank. Probably serving the DMV since 2004. Visit mstreepbank.com to learn how to put their team in your office. Main Street Bank member FDIC, Equal Housing Opportunity Lender. It's Bish, EB and JP. Cakes out. His son got married yesterday. Big day. So he had a planned day off today. He will be back tomorrow. But I think we're going to check in with him later in the show here how the wedding went. Is that that on the agenda? Is he on the docket? We know that. It was in the text chain or email. We're just going to call him. Unprovoked. Like he doesn't know. We're just going to call him. I didn't want to bother him early. Yeah. Yeah. For sure. We just call him. He may not answer. I mean, for sure his head hurts. Unless he's checking stocks at the same time, then he'll have to check with him. Check this 401k. He checks his stocks more than anybody. I know you think he was a day trader.
3:07Yeah, but I don't think. I don't think you'll be sleeping. You may not answer the phone. Yeah, you know, I think it's 50 50. I'm not sure if the guy's phone rings. Probably he might be like perennially on do not disturb. Yeah. But you know what? Sometimes he's he's in the touristy late texture. I just got a text from somebody that we know that was like a week late who said he is his for some reason his text messages are popping up. It was somebody that's very important to this show that I told you probably was like worried. It's like I haven't heard from this guy in forever. And he said that his messages are just popping up as new. Meanwhile, they're from like a week earlier. Oh, he's probably all backed up. Maybe that's a cake's excuse because he's a notoriously late texture. No. No. You know how everybody here on the show to an extent loves when other guys have some misery. Yes. So just want to depend on what kind of level of misery you will enjoy. I want you to lose money and and be uncomfortable and grumpy. You don't want us to be physically. Well, I don't want you to get cancer. It comes down to finance.
4:09I don't want you to lose money and and have a miserable day. You'll get a kick out of this on Friday. Yeah. I get a text from I don't want to be too specific. But well, okay, he's not listening from one of Jess's cousins. Okay. Met him one time before. It was a couple years ago. I can't remember if it was for a funeral or something, but met him once. Really nice guy. Yeah. But he sends a text and he's like, Hey, he lives in Massachusetts. By the way, he says, I'm in the area. I'm heading to MGM, but just kind of kind of he's like a rolling stone. Like he he's just he decided out of nowhere by himself to travel. Ultimately, he has a sister in Florida. He's going to go to Florida. And so kind of last minute, just throw it out there. I was like, well, if you need a place to crash, you can spend the night at our house. Now, we had a soccer tournament this weekend. My uncle's here from Puerto Rico, but a lot going on. But he shows up and he also has a dog. Now my dog, new dog. Very good with people. But when we adopted him, the little sheet of paper
5:15which had a little information, he'd been abandoned. But apparently he was in a house with another dog. And he's not good with big dogs. Like if we're walking on the street, and we're just chilling, walking, and there's a big dog across the street, he'll start growling. And like, he's on the leash. But if he's off the leash, he's not going after the big dog. I don't know. I don't take him off the leash. A lot of dogs. A lot of dogs feel like if they're on the leash, they know they know they can't get to him. But they just want to show protection and show their sign of aggression. But they won't go after the big dog. Are they feeling threatened? Is that why they do that when they see a bigger dog? Intimidated. They feel intimidated. Yeah. I don't know. There's a whole thing. So anyway, he says he's got this dog and he claims it's this super well-behaved dog. It's like a service dog actually. And it was a docile dog. But the dog peed in the house. A lot. And then the dogs went at it for a while.
6:18And he had to separate the dogs. It was just a dog nightmare. My dog can't at least right now. Does not appear to be able to handle another dog in the house. I don't know if he was tortured in his previous home. Maybe got beat up by a bigger dog. It was a show. Not good. And then he be like the misery. We have a doggy door, which we finally opened up in the fence. When he goes, he went, he'll go through that doggy door now and play. But then he just tracks mud back into the house. Did you know that he had the dog before he invited him over? Okay. I don't, again, met him one time before. He invited himself. That's what it sounds like. Yeah. He kind of, he kind of crashed himself. Yeah. And we opened up our home to him. And he's again, a really nice guy. But it just like, do you ever have a surprise visitor? No. Yeah. Surprise. He's doing that situation. Like if you have, you have a family that's in Oregon or Seattle, whatever, they're going to contact me and say, hey, I know that's the normal thing.
7:21Yeah. But if they just showed up, I would not, first of all, that won't, that doesn't happen. We don't have, we don't have, we don't have, we don't have, we don't have, like that. Yeah. And I'm not going to invite, especially if they have a dog, I'm not going to say, come stay with us. No way. Yeah. You're different. You're different. You got muscled. Kind of. But what do you do? I honestly don't think I'm nice. Listen, this is what you do. You say, my dog's not good with other dogs. So I'm sorry. You can't stay here. That's what you say. I guess it's hard to say, which is kind of the truth. It's hard to say. You didn't ask to stay over. I can't, I mean, I can go through a text, but I was like, if you need a place to stay, you see, he's kind of, I think that's a nice thing to do. Yeah. Well, you don't have to always be so nice. Well, he should have said, well, I got a dog. But I told him this. I told him the whole deal. I was like, dude, I got to pick up my uncle at the airport at Reagan at 10 p.m. And Jess was actually getting our dog groomed with his about. It was like, it was just juggling a bunch of balls. I was actually doing yard working. I was like, I guess, and then the couple hours later is in our house.
8:22What do you do? Did he leave? After Saturday, like, uh, evening, right? No, it was nice. Just but, uh, when somebody else's dog is peeing on your cushions, and then you have to totally address it. That's a show. See, peeing on the floor, I was going to say, not a big deal. Look at socks, but you could clean that up. When you pee on a cushion, that's, that's a problem. Yeah. I don't know how you can pee out of a cushion. You got to take the cushions out and you got to wash the cover and you got to put spray. It's a whole thing. I have cushions out on my patio from off-and-buckers. They're great. But they're like five years old now. They need a cleaning. But on the tag, it says, don't take, don't take them apart. Right. So I'm scared to do it. Like it says, don't do it. I don't know where you're supposed to do it. I don't know what you're supposed to do. I don't know what's the, I guess it wasn't off the material. Yes. And as a zipper, and you're, what happens when they get wet?
9:22It's just not wet. It's just dirt. It's like mud, dirt, snow. You know, stuff happens. It's their five years old. They're whitish, bluish. They could use a cleaning. But I'm intimidated because the tag says there's no spray out there to, to doing the outside. I mean, there might be, but it's just they need a, they need to go on a washing machine. Yeah. That's what they need to do. Go for it. I just just go for it. I mean, try to stuff it back in there. We put the stuff in the washing machine. Yeah. I don't just, when you, you brought your dog to my house years ago for a weekend because you were going out of town and I was watching your dog. I forgot about this dog, right? Yes. That was the one wearing a diaper. No, no, no, no, that, that, that was Troy. This is the rot wild. He only did that because he, well, no, he peed for a long time in the house. But, I can't remember where he slept. I think he, I, we put him in a crate, but I don't think he had any issues with, because I had Luca. So did Luca never sleep in a crate, right? No, no, no, no. Luca sleeps on your bed. Luca comes up the stairs, jumps in the bed and sleeps with every single night.
10:26What I'm worried about with my dog is she's getting so, she's getting old and her back hips and legs are not as strong as they used to be. I'm just worried about her going down the steps one day and completely falling down the steps and dying. That's what I'm worried about. The problem is you could die if a dog falls down the steps. Why couldn't she? I don't know, break a leg. I mean, do something, you're pretty severe. But she, she will not sleep downstairs. She'll just bark all night. She wants to be upstairs. That's what I'm worried about. But anyways, when, when your dog came over, did I, did your dog pee in my house? I don't know. I can't remember. I think I think it happened once. It was minor, but I think your dog probably helped you. Well, just because it was a young dog and it was in a new spot. I'm gonna think you would say, all right, this sucks, but I understand. It is really. I did. I understood. I'd like to apologize. I don't know why I would bring my dog to your house for a weekend. You don't remember doing that? Maybe you wanted to maybe you wanted to take it to.
11:28I had a rot, while they're in college. I love rots. Maybe that's why. So I said, bring your dog over. You were going out of town for something and I think your dog was fine except for when he first got there and you left. I think he did a little pee pee. But it was fine. It was a good deal. My sister's dog. So when I go, I had lunch with my mom Saturday, and I went and Kate had lunch with my mom. And my sister has two dogs. And I always forget the name. One's bacon and one is eggs. No, it's like sausage. Taco. I figured. Taco and bacon. One of them bacon or taco is literally blind, 90% blind. And it's just bumping into stuff all the time. And I'm not going to tell anybody what to do. I don't know anything about dogs. But I mean, at some point, poor bacon, I think it is. It's a white. It's it's bumping into everything. Like, is it a time at some point?
12:29If they're blind, yeah, it's bad. It's probably time. It's put them down. It's probably time. And my sister, she's such a lover of animals. You know, she's going to, she's going to keep them forever. I can tell. I can tell you that my wife was on tilt because we've kind of had this dog for a month. There were a couple accidents, but we've kind of figured out the schedule and trained them. There's no more poopy in the house. There's no pee in the house. You know, those to be some maybe little little incidents. And then this bigger dog shows up. It's like, it was like a half pit bull, half retriever. And then poor Benji, his name is Rocky, but he looks like Benji, the dog starts growling and freaking out and barking, which he never barks in the house. And then next thing you know, there's pee all over the house. Like, what do you do? I was looking at the text. So I don't know how to say no. Oh, next time you will. He goes, I'm not sure. You're extra spontaneous availability, but it took a last minute adventure south and believe I'm somewhat
13:31in the area. So he was opening the door, right? And then eventually I said, how long you stay in and then I said, well, you're welcome to visit somewhat of a crazy weekend. We have a soccer journey and tonight I'm picking up my uncle at the airport. You put a bunch of hurdles in there and he still jumped over. Yes. You still showed up. I ran into a visit. I mean, it was fine. The visit was not defined as a sleepover and staying because then all of a sudden you got to figure out breakfast. You got to figure out everything. No, it's a whole course. I did something unusual for me. I ran into a buddy I haven't seen in like two years. He was in town. He might be in town again this summer. And I said, you boy, bitch from the junkies. And when I needed a new HVAC system water heater and a sump pump, I called Foley Mechanical. Dan Foley, the owner, came out himself. Not some faceless company owned by private equity. He owns 100% of Foley Mechanical. He takes pride in every job. His crew, top notch. These guys know exactly what they're doing,
14:35especially with older homes and radiator heat. They crushed it at my house. They will for you. Foley Mechanical serves DC, Maryland and Virginia. Proudly installs a mana HVAC equipment. Call Dan Foley. He's the real deal. Get more out of every mile when you share the ride to work. With carpooling, you'll have time to relax, save money and pick up new friends. Commuter connections can help you find carpool partners who live and work near you. Even if you're commuting just a few days a week, it's a free service. Carpooling. Every dollar saved. Every friend made. Register for free carpool partner ride matching at commuterconnections.org or call 800-745-RIDE. That's commuterconnections.org. This is attorney Amida Zari from Zari Law. If you've been injured in an accident and feel like no one is fighting for you, it's time to fight back. Call Zari Law at 888-828-TURT. That's what one call you can put a proven legal team on your side. Zari Law has been serving the DMV for over 15 years, proudly fighting for our local community. I was born and raised right here in
15:40the DMV and my team is made up of experienced, reputable local attorneys dedicated to fighting for injury victims just like you. Follow us on all social platforms at azari.law. That's a-z-a-r-i-dot-l-a-w. Don't wait. Don't settle. Fight back with Zari Law. The office is in Maryland, DC, in Virginia. My team and I are ready to stand up for you. Call 888-828-TURT. That's 888-828-HU-R-T. And let us fight back for you. You're welcome to stay here. Yeah, right. I say because you was telling me what he was saying, what I was telling you to stay in that and he was just going to stay for two weeks. I said, dude, if you're in town next, just hit us up. And now I'm driving home and going, what if he's going to hit us up? By the way, it would be fine. But, you know, it's just an extra thing to do. This guy, though, he's, again, I don't really met him once and he's really nice. He wrote back and I said, where are you staying? He goes, everything was unplanned and still to be
16:45determined. The goal was Florida. While on the way, the way presents itself. Oh, that means totally winging it in a guy's eyes to present it. And a guy like you. Yeah, you're sitting duck. You were sitting duck for him. Sitting duck in the house. Yep. Was a bit of a mess. All right. Why don't we do this? We'll call. I got AP. Got some good stories here. I don't even know what's going on with some of this stuff. There was a celebrity who that home was hit by gunfire. We'll talk about that. I don't know what Jamie Lee Curtis is doing. There's actually a little bit going on a real Hollywood entertainment. And then at some point, we'll see if we can't wake up cakes and find out how that wedding went. Nice. Don't go. Anyway, you boy, bitch, from the junkies. And when I needed a new HVAC system water heater and a sump pump, I called Foley Mechanical. Dan Foley, the owner, came out himself, not some faceless company owned by private equity. He owns 100% of Foley Mechanical. He takes pride in every job. His crew top notch. These guys know exactly what
17:45they're doing, especially with older homes and radiator heat. They crushed it at my house. They will for you. Foley Mechanical serves DC, Maryland, and Virginia. It proudly installs a mana HVAC equipment called Dan Foley. He's the real deal. Get more out of every mile when you share the ride to work with carpooling. You'll have time to relax, save money, and pick up new friends. Commuter connections can help you find carpool partners who live and work near you. Even if you're commuting just a few days a week, it's a free service. Carpooling, every dollar saved, every friend made. Register for free carpool partner ride matching at commuterconnections.org or call 800-745-RIDE. That's commuterconnections.org. This is attorney Amida Zari from Zari Law. If you've been injured in an accident and feel like no one is fighting for you, it's time to fight back. Paul Zari Law at 888-828-Hurt. That's what one call you can put a proven legal team on your side. Zari Law has been serving the DMV for over 15 years, proudly fighting for our local community.
18:49I was born and raised right here in the DMV, and my team is made up of experienced, reputable local attorneys dedicated to fighting for injury victims just like you. Follow us on all social platforms at Zari.law. That's a-z-a-r-i-dot-l-a-w. Don't wait, don't settle. Fight back with Zari Law. The office is in Maryland, DC, and Virginia. My team and I are ready to stand up for you. Call 888-828-Hurt. That's 888-828-HURT. And let us fight back for you. This episode is brought to you by Progressive. Most of you aren't just listening right now. You're driving, cleaning, and even exercising. But what if you could be saving money by switching to Progressive? Drivers who save by switching save nearly $750 on average, and auto-customers qualify for an average of seven discounts. Multitask right now. Quote today at Progressive.com.
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