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Does That Make Me Crazy!? – Vroom Vroom

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Does That Make Me Crazy!? – Vroom Vroom

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kPod - The Kidd Kraddick Morning ShowDoes That Make Me Crazy!? – Vroom Vroom. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.

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2:03from row.co. The Kidcratic Morning Show. Does that make me crazy? Crazy talk. Crazy talk. Change that subject. Look, we're not doctors per se, but we know crazy when we hear it. All right, we want you to give us a call. We celebrate being different on the show, and our phone number is 80543 3548. But if you do something that's completely different from what all your friends do, and they called you out on and they told you, hey, man, that's, that's different. That's what we want. Give us a call. Tell us what it is, then ask us, does that make me crazy? And look, you're in safe company because we are all a part of the crazy club. For sure. We are all in. We've all shared ours. For sure. You get to share yours. Like Lacey wrote us on the text and said, sometimes I have a hard time sleeping because I just don't know what to do with my hands. I'm like, do I put them down? Do I put them next to my head and next thing? I know it's been an hour. Does that make me crazy? That's so relatable. That's a relatable crazy. It really is. So we'll take your calls here shortly. We always have fun with it. Now, could you have a, could you have a pool party at midnight? Yes. It's your house

3:10with actual sunlight. What? The answer is, I think so. It could actually happen to us. So there's this company. It's a startup. They're called Reflect Orbital. And they're saying they want to deliver on-demand sunlight when it's dark out. I've seen this company. This is really cool. Basically, they want to, they want to send up thousands of satellites with giant mirrors. And they're out there floating in space. You get the app. Those mirrors will reflect sun down to earth at night. But all you would have to do is sign up, open up the app, drop your pin wherever your pool party is at or wherever you're near that sunlight. And the sunlight will arrive at your location in 30 seconds. What? Yeah. I thought it was an April Fool's joke when I saw it, but no, this is, this is actually, they actually, they talked about it in 2024 is when they started talking about doing this. They did an episode of Futurama because of global warming. They needed to put a mirror up there to reflect the sunlight to keep the, the earth a little cooler. And then

4:10like a piece of space dust knocked it, turned the mirror and it turned into like if you use a magnifying glass with the sun, oh, laser going through the entire earth. Yeah, could things go wrong? Absolutely. But could we have a pool party at midnight lit? Does it night? Does it not illuminate your neighbors? I was thinking that like, how do you keep it confined? Yeah, they haven't said exactly how much sun, like maybe you could say just my house, just from the pin. I'll be trying to sleep in my next row, neighbors trying to have a daytime midnight pool party sunlight. That's why blackout curtains are a nest are going to be necessary in the next few years. And watching the mommy, that's how the Egyptians got light in the pyramids. Oh, what? With through the mirrors and reflecting the sunlight. Look at that. Now, the idea is to help solar farms keep producing energy after sunset. But also we can have pool parties. Well, aren't there parts of the world, like I think Sweden, where it's still light out in the middle of the last. Alaska has unlimited daylight at some point. I like certain parts of the year. Yeah, nice. But I don't know if it's pool weather, you know?

5:12Is it ever? Just thinking about our pool parties. You could have a midnight in the summertime. Yeah, in Alaska. What? Yeah, Alaska pool. I mean, if it's going to be hot here, if it's going to be 90 degrees at midnight here in the summer, why not? Why not? Why not enjoy it? Well, we can. That's all I'm thinking about. So that's some good news, just in case you were looking for something positive in the world. Good news. We could actually have some some daylight whenever we want on demand. Just drop a pen. All right, here we go. Does that make me crazy? Again, that phone number is 800, 543, 3548. Let's kick it off here with our buddy. What's up, Corey? What's going on? You, man, we want to see if you're going to join our club. Go ahead. So it's a little weird, but what I do is I count the 6th, winked commercials because like, I don't know if you know, they always say back in 30 seconds or back in a minute. I sit there and count and see if they're telling the truth or not. And sometimes they all do sometimes like, it'll be 37 seconds, minute and 10. And then you just yell out, why? Corey, do you, uh, do you count in in your head or do you like set out a timer like a

6:15fruill's timer? I count on my head, but sometimes I'll just don't count out that if I got the time. Yeah, I like it. It's good to get cold people accountable. Yeah, but now that we know we're going to keep it tight for you, Corey. You know what, Corey, I really don't like when people say, hey, man, I'm two minutes away. And they're 10 or 15 minutes, like just tell me and friendship. You know, two minutes means 10. I'll be there two minutes. I'm just in the shower. Yeah, but he's holding us accountable for commercial times. Corey, appreciate your call. Welcome to the club, sir. All right. Hello, Stephanie. Hi. All right. Welcome to the Zat. Make me crazy. Go ahead and try to join our club. All right. Does this make me crazy? You let me know. Kickcratic morning show. I only like tomatoes sometimes. Meaning I cannot have it at all in my palace. I can only have it when I make my own sandwich. And I can only have it on a Burger King burger. Crazy. I mean, crazy.

7:16Here's my second one. Yeah. I can only have white cheese on a sandwich I make. I cannot have it on a burger. And I can only have American cheese on my burger, not on my homemade sandwiches. Sounds racist. And the third one. And my third one, I am just like Jaycee. I can only eat bunions from the guacamole inch at Chipotle. I'm telling, I don't know what it is, but the onions and the Chipotle guacamole. Well, that guacamole is the best. It is not what it is. It is just, that is the only, it's just the onions taste good to me. I'm going to say you're crazy. Just to have three entries. You got to be exhausting to have all those food rolls. Yeah. I don't like onions at all, but it's cut up small enough to pass. It is just right. I'm not going to call you crazy. I'm just going to call you my sister from another mister. That's what I'm going to go ahead and sit. I'm all right with that. Stephanie, thank you for calling us. You have a wonderful day. Thank you. Bye, girl. Bye, guys. Hey, Samantha.

8:16Hey, good morning. Let's hear your, does that make me crazy? Go ahead and share a way. Okay, so does it make me crazy that every single time I'm driving, I'm a speeder, okay? I like to go room, room. But I drive a horse like, okay? I'm a family car. And my husband drives a charger, a Dodge Charger Jimmy. And every time I am in my car, a fast car like a Mustang or a Challenger, like they just zoomed at me. And I'm just like, oh, I wish I was in my husband's car. But every time I'm in his car, nobody ever goes in his car. I don't want to be told nothing. It's only when I'm in the family car. Someone wants to drive past me going room room. And I'm just like, oh, I wish I had the charger right now so I could go room room with you. You're like, you don't know what I got at home, right? Yeah, yeah. What do you know? What do you know? Like, why does it happen? I'm just not meant to like racing, buddy. What are you in right now?

9:16The sports legs. I got to get kids to see it. Yeah, I thought I just heard a charger zoom pass. Get that license plate bracket. This is my other car is a charger. There you go. Stay back. You know what? I'm going to have to find one of those. Like put a big sticker on my back window. This is my other car. Most faster than yours. That's right. You let them know Samantha. Hey, I appreciate it. Honestly, this is my first time calling you guys. I listen to you guys all the time. But I never get through. So when I got through, I was like, oh, what? But I really appreciate you guys are going to do an amazing job and have a great day. Thank you so much. Thank you. You're welcome. Your coffee. Check. Your alarm. Check. Your show. This is the Kid Cratic Morning job. Every morning, every morning. Help me up in the morning. Wake up.

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