Diving into a fake mock draft

0:00I think if Casey concepts the own goes to the brown and then if Kaden McDonald goes to the bears I mean if you look at the bears roster they need defensive line help or maybe Kaden McDonald's already gone I could see that ultimately being the catalyst for beans in all right our first rounders are done Let's get out of here pull off a big heist and get a bunch of picks But we don't really see anyone that's worth the 26 overall pick So far as much as we will be kind of zeroing in 24 and 25 I think the team needs for the browns and the bears Actually have a direct impact on what the those could do at 26 Something else to think about Round one of the NFL draft tomorrow night Christopher Paso there Didn't ask Chris about this sleeper mock draft. Oh darn It sounded so insincere My daughter's 2026 NFL mock draft. This is unbelievable. I love it so much

1:01I want to just accept that somebody has a young daughter and ask her for at least 64 times Looks like it could be at least 96 times because he's got you can barely see a second page and all the numbers are written down Who's the next pick who's next who do you want next who you would take or what There are objects food items the first four picks are characters from something called Gabby's dollhouse The fifth pick this girl picks herself Emma then back to Gabby's dollhouse for two What a show that must be holy cow must be your favorite show at eight she picks her cat Anything goes in this mock draft back to Gabby's dollhouse for another two Christmas witch sneaks into the top half of the first round back to Gabby's dollhouse Then you have a wicked if Galinda from wicked dad mom grandma other grandma the dog

2:08A unicorn from mythology that's picked one Jesus comes in at 21 Jesus behind the unicorn That was a I mean Jesus was a faller in this mock draft. I would say I want to know why the cat gets picked so many picks before the dog It was her grandma's dog. Sorry. Oh, okay. Well, that's different. That's different. Okay. Grandpa at 22 other grandpa third grandma an imaginary grandpa follows then a sunflower The bills pick a sunflower Just I can't look away another imaginary grandparent follows Doc the duck from rubber doc three characters from frozen and then boss baby That's the first round more the same in round two until we get to pick 41 where the girl picks Bifuroni from chef Boyardy the food What position does Bifuroni play defensive line? Yeah, I knew it said there

3:12Yeah, I wonder if the dad is putting the positions on I think so the daughter probably doesn't know to like put different position Designations on these objects that she's drafting late second round just to round out this incredible mock draft two picks from Paw Patrol We had a Paw Patrol phase in my house then stitch from Lilo and stitch my son was caught up not recently when he's very young For a couple of days we bought what's a Disney and bought the monorail for him that you build like You build the monorail and then there were a few characters including Lilo and stitch and he loved pretending like Stitch was always getting caught smoking on the train so no smoking we just say no smoking stitch like a hundred times in a row After stitch goes the bills pick the literal human heart I wonder how much this proclivity for the smoking dinged stitches draft status I know I know I don't know what the reference is

4:15If the word the word was out there about stitches getting thrown out the monorail for smoking Texans go with stitch boy if you just got in your car 30 seconds ago you have no idea what the F is going on I know well that's we love that when that happens the bills take the literal human heart Hey organ is what that's the organization the heart is from it's an organ Then the Rams take Alexa like from your house that you ask things of Then spaghetti and meatballs back to chef boy R.D. Good draft for chef boy R.D. Yeah Then Santa and then the dollhouse from the aforementioned Gabby's dollhouse Jeremy tweeted about this I think it's a tough look for the parents that like canned spaghetti type products are getting chosen in that Like anything mom or dad makes there or grandma grandpa or any of the imaginary grandparents You're gonna go to the links have imaginary grandparents Then you go to the links to have them makes like some incredible meal of all your favorite stuff is like

5:18Here's some waffles and some chicken and some ice cream and it's all you know it's all in a cone here Yeah If you could have a imaginary grandparents should they make something for you Come on, come on Oh baby I'm judging this kid harshly The parents, it's more the parents that's right Well the dad I mean I'm not I can't kind of send to this because I've done plenty of this I only don't book with me going through this exercise The dad has some free time The dad has a little extra time Doesn't know what to do with his young toddlers So why not just do the planet combine the thing that I'm interested in which is mock drafting And what they're interested in which is dollhouse kids and imaginary people and Jeff Boyard D and the heart The brains still on the board They don't know how long the whole thing took Like I just think like daddy, I have homework

6:20No you sit down we're only on pick 45 Get it, you go, when you're done Give me some more, we need more This girl like just she picks stitch I mean, almost yes, we're almost done. What do you want to do here? It's Denver's on the clock stitch daddy All right, that's that's fine anything is allowed All right next Lilo no the human heart What positional designation is there for the human heart I just I don't know I've started to feel self-conscious I closed it. Oh, sorry. Oh, maybe that was for the unbelievable. Yeah, it's so funny It's perfectly neat the whole thing yet hand the handwriting is um it's it's It's The right kind of good. It's not so good that it looks fake, but it's you know It's an admirable job right doing the right I could not write that many words

7:20Over and over and over again. Oh, and have it be that neat get get chat GPT out and tell it you want a two-round mock draft Of anything Everything you can conceive of As far as to include imaginary relatives allowed I Mean is it interesting is it what what would that look like? I think I just broke in the machine It probably is what happens you probably get football players than it may be like you know historical figures or baseball players I have no idea All right, well, thanks for the dulging us on that one Lion Tomorrow you would do it. We don't have anything official. No, we don't but yeah, I I I would I think But the time we got the game on you mentioned and we're just getting up to we're about three minutes away from the 50 footer or actually the hundred footer

8:21Going in on looking into the second period. Yeah, I would I I really we just saw it again the first goal I like it less every time I look at it like I know it's a guy in alone All right, but a guy in alone like all guys in alone are not created equal and he's got Samuel sin Close enough really the key to me is not so much where the defender is It's where the puck is where the stick is where his hands are he orbits in I mean, he's got he's got the head start on on On Sam Samus in there, but the puck is on edge. He's got one hand on his stick and he's on his backhand and The idea that Luke and in what I'm assuming because of how he reacted on the play was he wasn't expecting a shot He thought something else was gonna happen Maybe the guy's gonna try to cut across him left or right across and try to you know score on his forehand coming I went around the other way or what or no that would still yeah, no, I was for him

9:22And but with the with where his hands are where Samus in is and the puck on edge I feel like the goalie super computer should have spit out This guy is most likely gonna just shovel this puck at the net Which is exactly what he did and Luke and in was seemingly surprised by it He went down late, which is how it snuck under him and I just think he should have been expecting that Result there easy for me to say I mean, it's all happening fast for him for sure But I just think it was a bad bad job. I mean the the second one is a you know one and a million It happens every goalie that's ever played you know a hundred games or a thousand games It's gonna tell you some story about the time he got beat by a hundred footer or even worse But to have it happen there really bad luck. I think the first goal was worse. I'd make a change I don't think it's like I'm not done with Luke and in I don't need it to seem like I'm punishing him But I want to get in front of it because I'm going to game three tomorrow

10:26And if I don't go to lion and Luke and it is still wonky I'm gonna go to him lion in game four down two to one and like the pressure cooker is just really really working hard now I think if I go to lion tomorrow and I miss He misses or I just don't get the win Go back to Luke and in and it's it's still not an ideal situation But I'd rather be proactive I feel like if they go with Luke and in tomorrow and then have to pivot the lion It's like the gun is at their head to not fall down three one And I know that'll still be the case if they you know you want to give yourself the best chance to win this game tomorrow I'm not trying to determine who's gonna be my goalie in round three if I get there What I'm trying to do is win this game tomorrow And I would I would put put that online What's with all the breakaways by the way what's happening good question I mean the There was one in the first period at the 10 the guy came out of the belly box like that's just you know That's kind of bad luck too Not that you shouldn't be aware of that but like that's you know, that's easily explained

11:29The other stuff I don't know man like post or not twice on sunday Um and and this arvinson again earlier in the game and then he scores the goal on one I don't know Boston must see something and what they do and how they do it and I think they're probably Taking their shot on leaving a guy out high hoping that they're gonna catch them and they have So I bet they saw something studying the sabers that left them Hey, you know what they they they ignore this area or whatever they're vulnerable here Let's try and explore sounds like a special teams coach and football or something yeah, you know They don't block this right well on this side of line on a field goal attempt or something like that Well, let's get that buttoned up Paul Hamilton is in Boston. He'll join us at six makeshope in the bulldog WGR