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The guys were a little off this morning due to Day Light Savings which Bryan Riley voiced his concerns.. We also played a round of The Feud, caught back up with our caller from Friday who performed an open mic night and there is a new planet that might have Aliens.. 

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0:00A little bit of a shorter podcast today. Just to smooch. I kind of screwed up in our very first break. And I apologize for that. You know, it was a rough day, dude, it was a rough day. It's funny because you told me daylight savings wouldn't affect you at all. I don't think it was. I think I was just having an off day. This could have happened any day. And it's just surprising that it happened the same time as daylight savings, Kelly. Anyway, we did have a good wide-talk Monday when we talked to Gretchen about her stand-up comedy debut. Yep. We played, can Brian Riley identify the bagpipe hits? Yeah. And a round of the feud about who would Barbie date if she left Ken? What a wild day. Some day we got it. Somehow we got it done, my friend. Figured it out. Here it all is. This is a very short first break today also. So here you go. Shutty, yeah, Monday morning, man. Yeah. Brian Riley, it's good to see you, dog. Hey, Kelly. How are you? What's wrong with you? I'm tired. I mean, that's always, right? That's my time. No, no, there's our lettuce. Oh, you don't? No, there's daylight savings. Oh, for Pete's sake, it's one hour for God's sake. Not just one hour. It's a lifetime. It's an eternity.

1:00All right. It's not just one day. It's not just one hour. It's just one hour of your life. No, it's one, it's one lifetime in eternity. Daylight savings is not for me. It's not for me and it shouldn't be for a lot of people. I don't, I just don't get the, oh my God, it's one hour. It's like, it's one hour. Okay. So you've never actually woken up one hour early or, you know, and then be able to go about your day just fine. Well, we didn't go up. We woke up an hour later. That's not even the right time for it. I'm just, what I'm saying is you lost an hour of sleep once Saturday night into Sunday morning. You lost that one hour and now it's all back to normal. Like put it this way. Okay, I'm listening. You wake up normally at 8.30 every single day. Oh, that'd be awesome. Right? Like say hypothetically, you wake up at 8.30. We're almost done with our job by 8.30. Yeah. Or on the weekends, you wake up at 8.30. Okay. Yes. So yesterday, you wake up at 9.30. You lose an hour of sleep, right? You wake up at 9.30. Oh, an hour of your day is gone, that you'll never get back. Yeah. And then what would you have done with that hour? Anything. My world was my oyster.

2:01Conquer the world. I could have started a business. I could have cured cancer in that hour. That's a bold move. I could have done it. But instead, I had one less hour to do it, and I couldn't finish it. I couldn't finish my art project, and I had to wait until morning to do it. But you wake up, you lose an extra hour. Plus, you have your morning routines that usually take a little over an hour to do. Okay. So next thing, you know, it's 11 o'clock, your half your day is already ruined. You haven't even gotten out of bed yet. You got a hustle, dude. That's the day you got a hustle. No, and then like you don't want it. But then yesterday, right? Like I get it's sunny longer. It's not beautiful. It's great. Except when you wake up at 4 a.m. on Monday, your day's over and it's nice. I don't want. What am I supposed? I gotta go home and relax. I gotta turn your mic down. Please, dude. I gotta turn you down a little bit. I'm running hot this morning. How was your day half over now when you wake up at 4? I missed that part. You said you wake up at 4 in your day's half over. You say, well, you wake up at, no, you wake up at 8.30. Then it was 9.30. Then it's 9.30. Now you have to do all your morning routines by the time that's done. It's 11. Now it's already lunch time. And you haven't even started your day yet. Well, that's you, dude. I feel like it was normal yesterday. That's like the average American woke up, watched a movie.

3:04No, got clean the boat out a little bit yesterday. And then it was 7.30 and you're like, man, it's not. I want to stay up later. Well, you can't because you got to work. Yeah, I don't know, man. I'm trying to follow you on this one. I want your ideas, interest me, but I'm having a hard time following you on this. Yep. You just said it. That was the hour I was going to use to get my life squared away. I didn't even do it. Nicole saying she can never, she can never adjust to daylight savings time. I'm exhausted. But we just, we just came out of daylight savings, right? No, we say that we're saving daylight now because now it's extending longer than the day. Okay. I never know which is saving daylight. I think that's right. I don't know if that's right. I don't, you could be right. I'll, I'll give it to you. Fine. The internet keeps calling a daylight savings time. So I'm calling a day. It's saving time. Fair enough. Fair enough to do this. So I, I have a vendetta against that day. I get it. Dude, I get it. But it was like yesterday, me and my family went for a walk at like six o'clock at night. Still light outside. Yeah. I love it. Don't get me wrong. That's great.

4:05Six o'clock at night is great. But when it's, can we at least do it on like Friday night and the Saturday? Then that way you got a little more time. Yeah. And then that at least said Sunday when you're lazy like because then the Monday blues hits Sunday. Right. And you're a little bit of a, you're a little bit more adjusted. And then Monday, you can go back into it full swing and fresh as a daisy. Do you get, do you get the Sunday scary? Right. And Sundays you're just like, oh man, I can't believe I got to do this again next week. Yes. Absolutely. So do I. And I think it's left over from childhood. I think it's like childhood trauma because my parents would get absolutely obliterated drunk on Sundays. And so I think that that's still like in my brain. That's what Sundays are. It's still the time frame for me. Yeah. The idea of waking up at 4 a.m. is the worst idea of trying to get up at three when I get up. Yeah, not worse. I wouldn't want to do that. Rebecca is saying, I hate daylight saving time. I'm with Brian on this one. See? Okay. There's one fair enough. Hey, look, I just, I like it getting, I like it being lined on it. There's, there's the perks of, there's the silver lining of it all. Yes. But the actual idea behind it stinks.

5:05Holy cow, look at that. Tabitha from Grand Forks texting and she hasn't texted since Halloween of last year. Hey, welcome back. We must have struck a nerve this morning. She said, good morning, Kelly and Brian, this time change, screws up the kiddo's big time. Oh, yeah. If you're a teacher, I bet this does mess things up a lot. Yeah. Now teachers are going to have just the hell of a day. Frankie kid. Yeah. Just yelling mad or they're going to be headfirst into the desk. Speaking of kids, the state hockey tournament, I'm sorry if you're in Grand Forks, but no, Grand Forks though would have seen this, right? I mean, maybe possibly, anyway, the Minnesota State High School hockey league tournament is over. I know. Congratulations, the more head. That was in a minute. Dude, I was texting you about the game. You know, it's a good game. That was the craziest game that was wild. But tell me this, and I don't, I didn't know what was going on with this. Why were the boys from Minnetonka taking their medals off? Was that like in some, did they get wronged somehow? No, they're just bunch of babies. So that was just terrible sportsmanship. They're just the worst. Right. There's two teams that you hate every time they go, well, there's probably three, but two for sure.

6:05He died, no, it must be one. He died as always, the most hated team in the state tournament. And then Minnetonka's right up. Right up there. Right up there. If people not like them because they're wealthy. They're pretentious. Okay. So that's one of their points right there. That was who that sportsmanship is. Who does that? And the other part about that too, if you didn't watch the game, Minnetonka was leading four, one going into the third to like the last seven minutes. Yeah. And then blew the lead and lost five, four. Yeah. Like that was incredible. Like more head should be so proud of themselves. 100% greatest state to be on in more head. How many years there? I don't know. They should be. We should be. Okay. He's got to be close to reaching. Okay. Okay. We got to be close. But all I'm saying is that, yo, you blew the game yourself. Yeah. So they're getting it up to up the medal and being a poor sport. It's embarrassing, right? It is. That should have been embarrassing for their school and their team. And again, if nobody already liked it, if people didn't already hated you, they definitely do now. So if people don't know, was that like a second place medal that they were getting, they just got their second place and whatever. And so Minnetonka skates up to get their medals after the, whoever put it on them, they were taking them off. Yeah.

7:06Some of the guys even go out and get their medals. That's weak, dude. They just let you exactly do that. That's, that is the definition of sports, especially in a game like that double overtime. Yeah. one of the, if not the greatest state championship game of all time. Right. And you're going to ruin it like that. That, that was just ugly. Now, what is the coach, dude? Is he, does he support that? Does he endorse that? He probably, he probably told him to do it. Definitely was the one to tell him to do that. It's like, you lost fair and square. Chrissy said was Minnetonka that took a knee too. I don't know if they did or not. I don't know about that. I thought that was kind of cool. All the teams getting together to like, I don't know where they praying together. I'll do the prayer now at center. Pretty cool. I liked that. Yeah, it was, it was never a thing when I played. Yeah. Well, you would have, you would have burst into flames. Anyway, I may try to pray around you probably. So I just, I'd go back to the locker room and change quick. Yeah. It's my turn. Oh, anyway, CJ saying back to, back to daylight saving time. That was a hot topic. That was a sports, that was a sports segment of the morning. It's reference. Yeah. I just thought it was super cool. Like, I thought, except for with the way Minnetonka, I mean, that wasn't an amazing game. There was no, there's no question even about it.

8:07There was my whole family was in front of the TV. Just excited, man. But, uh, CJ saying, it's one hour. Everybody complains in spring, but nobody celebrates and fall when we gain an hour. Get over it from CJ. No. No, don't tell me, don't tell me my business. No chance. Not a chance. Now they say if you don't want to screw yourself up even more, try and get some sunlight today, which I don't know if that's even possible. Uh, also don't drink too much caffeine to try and stay awake today. Cause then it's going to screw you up trying to go to sleep tonight. Yeah, that's something. So don't do that. No, um, you were saying there's not going to be much Sunday. I saw that we're supposed to get snow the rest of this week. Well, I mean, we're on in many cities. So I don't know if the weather's I think it's throughout like the across across the areas across the region. It's all right. It does suck because like, it's supposed to be like in the highs in the teens next week again. This is that that's mean, man. That's just the mean move right there to give us that beautiful day yesterday. And today, in some areas, it's supposed to be beautiful too. And then highs in the teens feel like it does this all the time. Oh, dang it.

9:08The state does this all the time. Didn't you say during the final four? There's always there's always always one snowstorm around the NCAA tournament. Okay. Not around the final four. When is that? When does that start a couple of weeks? Okay. Actually, I think the, yeah, the 2019. Okay. The 19th and 20th was when it would be perfect. Then that's about when it's going to get nasty. Yeah, I'm telling you, that's usually how it works every time. Doesn't bother me though, man. Once we're, I got, I got to crawl underneath the tarp and get in the boat a little bit. I love the smell. And all my, all my people will know this with older boats. That kind of almost musty smell when you pull the cover off the boat for the first time. Sure. It's been sitting there for a while. No, I've had a fan running in my boat all winter. Just trying to keep it dry on the inside. Moisture is the enemy of boats. It is. Yeah, that's what everyone keeps saying. That's what I was told. So I've been, I've had a fan running in there nonstop, but just pulling the cover up a little bit yesterday and just getting that little bit of gas. Yeah, I kind of musty gas. Yeah, terrible smell. Just taking the spores right into my lungs. Then you feel terrible afterwards. No, I get that. It was

10:10awesome climbing in the boat yesterday, though, but now seeing that we're going to be in the teens next week. I know. And whatever, dude, we're losing an hour of sleep. We're going to be in the teens. Our beds are falling off. Yeah, it is what it is. Just come on. All right. Well, I don't have a whole lot else to talk about today that weekend was kind of boring. 3, 2, 0, 6, 5, 6, 9, 4, 5, 3, that is the phone number. Good morning. Who's this? Jen. Hey, Jen, how are you? Good. How are you doing? Doing great. Good. Do you have an answer? Really? Is it pizza? Pizza. 100% correct. As a kid, you can smell pizza from a quarter mile away. I still love it to this day. It's the best, isn't it? It is. What's the go-to pizza for you? Sausage and extra cheese. Okay. Can't go wrong with that. It's interesting. It's interesting. Not your choice. Well, I don't know. You usually not only get your own. I'm going to say normally there's pepperoni on there. It's not often people go just sausage, but I'll allow it. I'm glad that you are the keeper of the gates for the pizza. I had such a good

11:12pizza over the weekend. It had like filly cheese steak, style beef on it, and sport peppers, or banana peppers. Oh, man, it was so good. Sounds about right. Who? Ryan Riley, what's yours? Sausage, pepperoni, pineapple, and jalapenos. I messed it up with that. Pineapple and pizza belong. I messed it up. All right. Well, listen, Jen. You see? Nah. I don't like pineapple to begin with, so I'm not going to like it on a pizza. Jen, you got it this morning. You won the golden ring of games. Kelly Jordan show. Oh, do we got beef in the country music world? I'll come on. Well, Casey Musgraves and Miranda Lambert were going at it a little bit over social media over the weekend. Casey Musgraves posted a clip from the 2013 CMA Awards. It showed her looking, let's just say, less than thrilled when Miranda won female vocalist of the year. Casey wrote, you knew that I'd say some things about you along with an eye rolling emoji and then Miranda fired back saying, well, I've done my fair share of crap talking to. But fans are thinking that

12:15they might be teasing a new duet together instead of actually having a feud, especially since the lines they posted rhyme and they knew lyrics. Are they new lyrics? That's what I meant to say there. We're hitting it. We're hitting it all levels to the man. Is this a feud that we even care about? I don't know. I love Casey Musgraves. I know you had this biscuit song. It's like one of your favorites of all time. I love all of Casey Musgraves songs. Blow and smoke is a good one. But my question is, is Casey Musgraves and Miranda Lambert in this day and age relevant, relevant enough to have a few that anyone cares about? That's a great question. I can't. I love Miranda Lambert, too. I'm not and it's not taking anything. I'm throwing shade. I'm not throwing shade. I'm just asking why are we like there's two people. It'd be like if I don't know Bob Barker in the job. He's dead. Yeah, I know, but I'm just saying. There's two people that are just not in the realm of it's like if Drew Carey got into a feud with somebody. I see what you're saying. He's a celebrity, but do we care? No, but do we care if they do a duet together? No, that would be sweet. I'd love to hear a duet together. So this might not be a feud at all people are saying just clever

13:19marketing, possibly, between the two. What do you think it is? I think it's marketing. I'll not talk. Maybe to Casey Musgraves is good. I never said she wants it good. I think you just assume when I look at you and something's playing that I don't like it. I was just listening. I was watching your facial expressions because it's almost like you're on a roller coaster right now. I love this song so much. It's enjoying the ride as it goes. But anyway, so maybe be looking for a new Miranda Lambert Casey Musgraves collab. I'll keep an eye out on for it. I'll be the first to know if something happens. Now, this is a reunion that actually is worth talking about because these guys broke up back in 2022. Rumor might be swirling that they might be getting back together. Florida George line could be getting back and joining the ropes. Tyler Hubbard and Brian Kelly have been open about wanting to repair their friendship. Okay, that's good because wasn't it politics? Yeah, it was a dump political thing. And then Tyler Hubbard dropped some new music that was just straight heat. Brian Kelly dropped maybe one of the four songs. I forgot the name

14:24of that song. It was the cowboy one. Oh, man. That's all right. You look it up. It's something cowboy. It's such a bad song, but we should play it. Anyways, they're talking, but now they were spawning vacationing together and their wives were with them on vacation. Okay, which is kind of a good thing because usually when the wives come along, you know, it's going to be a friend's trip. So Brian's wife Brittany posted photos of the recent trip with Tyler and his wife, Haley, one of the pictures shows Brian with a guitar while Tyler's sitting at a piano. You know, you know, it's funny. In my opinion, Tyler Hubbard doesn't really need Brian Kelly. No, he doesn't. He sounds like Florida, Georgia line. Like he was clearly the voice of that thing. Now I like Brian Kelly, though. And I would like to see those two get back together, especially if the reason why they stopped talking was stupid old politics. Do you think I think it's going to happen to 2020 the end of this year? Do that tour would be bonkers. I have said this that those guys when they put on a show as some of the Florida, Georgia line was one of my favorite concerts I've ever been to, right? The pirate techniques, the songs that the amount of running around they do

15:28on the stage. It's a banger of a thing. Was it Brian Kelly Beach cowboy? Yes. Was that it? Do you have that song? We don't have it in our system. It's only on YouTube. I'm not going to play it up. Oh my gosh. Beach cowboy might be the worst song ever made. It must be so bad that when they gave us the new computer, they didn't even upload it to this new system. It's there's one of the lines that he's like, he rolls up like John Wayne or something like that. Beach, we talked about bad country lyrics. I should have thrown that song in that last year. No one knows that song. I know, but it's still really bad. Fans are hoping to do a mic it back sooner than later. No word on it. They're actually getting back together, but all signs pointing in the right direction. I'd love it, man. That would be such an awesome summer. I would be the best summer ever. Fingers crossed, Brian. Got them both. She hit the stage. That's what's going on this morning and why should we talk to you on Monday? If you remember, we talked to Gretchen on Friday, and she was going to do an open mic night stand-up comedy for the very first time of her life. We got Gretchen back on the phone with us this morning because I cannot wait to hear how this went.

16:29Hopefully it went great. Gretchen, how was it? You know, I got one last. I thought it was really well. That's good. That's what you're looking for when you're doing comedy for your very first time. I was better than most. So there was a lot of other people there doing it as well? There was a few of us, but I was one of the better ones. How did it feel like before you went on stage? Were the nerves really kicking in before you got up there? You know, yeah. I was nervous, but I was like, just, you know, what do you care? Just go for it. When are you going to ever start? Pretty attitude. Yeah, that is true. That's a really great attitude. So give us a couple of your jokes, or give us a joke that got a good laugh and then one that didn't get much of a good laugh. Okay. I was talking about dating. Yeah, I can always tell when a guy has self-confidence. He has too much confidence in his profile. He says, he's an alpha male,

17:35because it worries me because then I know he's going to clap on the plane lands. That's pretty good. Did that one get a laugh? Yeah. Okay. Give us one that kind of fell flat. Like one where you're like, oh, that wasn't very good. I was talking about, oh, okay. Yeah, I'm not like high maintenance, but when my phone gets to 40%, I start making like end of life decisions. That's not bad either. Yeah, really. It's a really good joke, especially for your first, you said this is your first time, right? Yeah, I'm not really doing your justice right now. It's hard to like point out. We're not a great audience for it. Yeah, this is a different, this is a different room. Santa comedy on the phones on the different beats, especially at, you know, 720 in the morning, right? Yeah, I'm not great. I'll make it. So what are the people like putting on the night that they say, hey, we want to have you back? Or do you plan on going back, even? Yeah, I mean, they said, like, you know, when you have another five minutes, you have another, you know, do you want to eat?

18:36Like, where are you at? And I said, I kind of, sorry, but I kind of blew my, you know, package a little bit here. So I got to go back and work on some stuff. And they were like, yeah, working out. Let us know when you're ready. You're welcome back anytime. So that's good. That's, that's really awesome. Good for you. Did you have any friends in the audience? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. I mean, like my sister and like people, you know, I trust. Yeah. Did you, I knew we're going to laugh. Did you make it the whole five minutes? Because they are five or six minutes? Did you go the whole time or jet the bail early? Yeah, they had to light me because people were laughing. So hey, they like print the light on. Hey, girl. Yeah. So when's the next, when's the next time you're going to hit the stage? Uh, I need a minute. I mean, I mean, I, I mean, the like, I mean, I need to go back to what work. I think it's like that. Go back and look at your performance and like see what works and tweak it. Maybe try, maybe just do a lot of the same material again and see if I can tweak it. You got to write back to all your fans that really letters after

19:38the show show them the support. Brian Riley knows what that's like. Oh, yeah, all the time. I, but may, hey, who knows? Maybe one day we'll have you on the show or something or who knows? We'd love to, uh, we'd love to stay in touch with you. I think stand up comedy is just awesome. So people who are good at it, I got so much respect for you. Well, I would say I'm good at it. Yes, but I, you know, it's really kind of one of my, I'll let you know when I have a show when I'm real one. Okay. Well, Gretchen, we appreciate you letting us be a part of this. This was awesome. Yeah. Thanks, guys. And we're so, so happy it went well and we'll keep in touch. Okay? Okay. Hey, the Kelly Jordan show Jennifer Levin's from our newsroom is here because Brian Riley and I need someone to facilitate around to the feud so we can go ahead to head. Brian, are you ready, sir? Jennifer Levin's could we have today's question, please? Sir, can today is National Barbie Day commemorating the day the Barbie doll made its debut in 1959. Yeah. Barbie's boyfriend Ken Carson made his debut two years later. So he asked 100 people. Top five

20:40answers are on the board. If Barbie and Ken broke up, which action figure or superhero would she set her sights on next? Okay. All right. I got a few in mind. I'll do you have a few hot numbers. All right. That's what we have up today in this round of. Brian, you get to go first, sir. All right. Well, I'm going to go with a superhero. Yeah. Because I feel like this superhero has got to be number one on everyone's list. Come on. Superman. Superman. All right. Show me Superman. Yeah. You have to be number one on the list. Okay. Number two answer. All right. Number two answer. I bet I know who. I bet I know what number one is. Oh, do you? Okay. So this is if Barbie and Ken were to break up. Yep. Which she date. Who would she date next? I like to think that Barbie having been around for a while is pretty patriotic. So I'm going GI Joe. All right. Show me GI Joe. Is that number one? That is number one. I don't know any other action figures. That's the first one that popped into my head was GI Joe. So my stepdaughters played with Barbies, of course, and my husband had his old GI Joe's. Yeah. And so GI Joe and Barbie

21:46would cruise around like, you know, in Barbie's dream car and stuff. Oh, yeah. They'd go on a secret mission taking people out and then they'd go home to their lovely late night rendezvous. There they go, man. The worst thing we ever bought my daughter was the Barbie dream house, man. That thing took me about a month to put together. And she played it with it twice. Is it worth a lot of money? I feel like I ask you every time I back into it with my truck by accident and had to throw it away. Okay. That thing's probably worth it too. It's probably worth like three grand now knowing your luck. All right. Did you could you guess another one, bro? I haven't guessed another one. No, I'll just delaying the inevitable. All right. John, can you read the question for me? You know the question. So if bar, so today's national Barbie day. Yep. So if Barbie and Ken broke up, which action figure or superhero would she set her sights on next? How many answers are on this board? Five. Okay. So we have GI Joe, Superman, who's next? Well, I mean, if I'm, I'm going to keep going to superhero right. Yeah. Because again, I don't know very many action figures. Yeah. How about Batman, Jen? All right, show me Batman. Nice. Hey, the guy's rich. What else do you need? Right. You guys got it all. You got a good scam going there, Brian. Absolutely.

22:51Now, I had to pop into my mind instantly when this question came up. GI Joe was one of them. Yep. Superman was the other. I know. I'd like to think that Barbie would like herself. Maybe a little muscle on her man. So is he man on the list, Jennifer Levin? Show me he man. He's so buff. He is so buff. He is just buff. Muscle on muscle, man. He's not the one for masters of the universe, is he? Yes. Oh, man. That show, that movie was great. He's got the tiger that he rides. Who was the guy that plays, uh, Drago was the actor of masters of the universe movie? Was he? Yeah. Did you guys ever watch that? I don't, I don't remember. Yeah. It's not very great. I just, I just liked it because there was a lot of fighting going on. Yeah. Okay. Um, stop stalling. Yep. I'm trying to figure out. Well, you have a strike against you. So I know. I'm in sitting pretty good. If I were to choose a superhero, Barbie's in love with Spider-Man. Now, he's too much of a kid. Oh, you just said the guess.

23:53That's fine. You can take it. Go ahead. Give me an X. That's all right. Show me Spider-Man. You can't even see his face. Yeah. Uh, that didn't matter in the first Spider-Man movie. The upside down kiss was from the man. Yeah. Come on. I get a little steamy just thinking about it. I figured you would. Uh, my right. So a strike each. Yep. Okay. So today is National Barbie Day. Barbie and Ken broke up, which action figure or superhero would she set her sights on next? We have GI Joe, Superman, Batman, not he man. That Spider-Man. Who else? Um, probably not Aquaman. I'm not going to say the Green Lantern. The green out of all superheroes. I'm going to be big. I'm going to be the Green Lantern. Jen is a green lantern on the list. Johnny Green Lantern. Is it he considered like the weakest of all the superheroes to gentle? He just has like a ring

24:54party wants a gentle man. I mean, it's possible. No, I had no idea. Nothing else. Okay. Green Lantern was not a part of my list. All right. What was his superpower? He had a ring and the ring did like things for him. Oh, okay. So if he lost his ring, he had no pop. Pretty sweet. It's pretty cool, man. All right. Well, let's hear him, Jen. Okay. So today, National Barbie Day. So if Barbie and Ken broke up, which action figure or superhero would she set her sights on next? GI Joe? Superman? Captain America? Oh, he's going to say that. Dang it. Batman? And Thor. Oh, all chiseled. Okay. Yeah, Barbie. Totally doesn't want the sensitive. She has taste. Not a Green Lantern fan. We know what she likes. All right. Well, you know what? I'll take the loss today. I was riding high there for a long time. We're back. But we'll do it again next week, another round of... The F.U. Sparing the globe to find the people that make us feel better about ourselves. It's time for

25:59the Bonehead Bulletin. Welcome into the Bonehead Bulletin. My name is Brian Reilly. These are the stories that I have for you today. And most people look at Porter Potty's as last resorts. For a lot of different reasons. Yeah. Well, even when they're maintained, well, it's still not a pleasant experience, is it? It's back. I mean, I just automatically associate him with music festivals. Yep. And then that's just where it all goes downhill. Well, an inmate in Florida is facing new charges after he snuck away from work, a work assignment to get it on inside of a Porter Potty. Class. I do know if I could perform under those conditions. Well, if you've been in jail long enough, I feel like you could perform pretty much anywhere. This happened at Indian River County, Jalen Viro Beach, Florida. The Sheriff's Office had a barbecue fundraiser last Wednesday. I don't know what they're fundraising for. Better pillows. New Porter Potty's probably maybe a bunch of low level inmates called trustees got to work the event. One of which was a 35 year old man by the name

27:00of Hartley, who was serving food until he snuck off mid shift security cameras caught him talking to two women near a bank of Porter Potty's day. Because that's where the class is at. Then one of the women went into the Porter Potty after quote, checking if the coast was clear. Oh, God. He decided to join in on that fun. Turns out she was a former inmate. It's not clear how she knew Hartley before their encounter if it was just a fling, but he was questioned about it and freely admitted he went in there and got it. Oh, she, I guess, didn't get into any trouble, but he was really? I guess not. He's been a jail waiting trial for drug and theft possession. Now he's also waiting charges for escape under the Florida law, even leaving a work assignment for a few minutes can qualify as an escape facing 15 years in prison. Soon. Is that worth it? I guess. I'm not been like, hey, I was still. I'm not even going to say it. Depending on how long he's been in jail, maybe it was worth it. I'm like, I didn't leave my assignment. I was still serving beef.

28:02Oh, God, I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. We're already dragging today on a Monday. Kelly, Johnny, drop a hammer like that. Well, if you're in Vegas, you could stay at a flamingo hotel. By the way, not allowed to steal one of the flamingos that are at the flamingo. I saw this video. What an idiot. And of course they had to be from Canada, 33 year old Canadian tourists by the name of Mitchell was arrested after police said he stole a flamingo from its habitat at the hotel and took the birth pack to his room. Probably a safe bet that he had been drinking. Yeah. Oh my gosh. Could you soberly grab. He was caught around 5 a.m. Vegas time. So that dude had just been outripping. Well, did you see him jump into the fountain to grab that thing? Yeah. I mean, he's lucky. He didn't kill the dang thing. First of all, and then when he was running down the hotel hallway, that poor bird. The bird's name was peachy. And he was also rough with several other

29:02birds. He then carried one of the flamingos back. Mitchell initially told police he went into the habitat because he saw flamingo in distress and then said he knew how to quote pop a bird's wing into place because of his background as a quote farm boy. But in reality, he was so brutal with the birds that he's now facing four counts of felony abuse. Yeah, man. And what it's worth the hotel says the birds are being cared for by veterinarians and they're hopeful that they can make a full recovery. What an absolute idiot. And this is just we were talking about poor sports earlier today. Yes, we are. This is this is classic 2026 poor sports because there was a couple that was on the amazing race. They're suing CBS and the shows producers for making them look bad. Okay. Their name is Jonathan and Anna. They claim that the show portrayed Jonathan in a quote false and highly damaging light making him appear to be morally depraved brutal and an abusive spouse because of what he was doing on the screen. They also said that after one meltdown during the

30:04shooting of the show, he was diagnosed to be on the spectrum. Okay. So now they're saying all of this rolling one. They're seeking eight million dollars in damages plus a public apology. Seems a little steep. I'm pretty sure you do the amazing race for like a million bucks maybe. Yeah, like grand prize. Eight million seems a little steep. A little steep for being. And then, of course, they're like, well, we're not bad people, although we're suing you for eight million dollars. And we want you to publicly apologize to us and more or less kiss our feet. The producers, by the way, didn't offer any help. Instead, they convinced the people to not quick the show and they said that they were depicted, depicted fairly. So they're just, you know, too bad people. Yeah, is what it sounds like. Don't go on a show and then lose and then complain that you lost, especially a reality show like that. Like, yeah. Like, come on. You had it. We in my buddy, we're talking yesterday though. Yeah. I feel like if I were to put, be put on a reality TV show, I think I could dominate like a reality game show. Like big brother based on what? Just my competitive edge. My competitive edge. You knew I'm a competitive edge. I will give you that, Brian. I think if you put me in the show, big brother. Yeah. Easy. Yeah. Well, yeah, because you could

31:08stay in a house for a year without leaving 100%. Not even for a game. Just, and then again, it's like people are like emotionally attached to other people. Be like, yeah, cut that guy. I don't know. Yeah, you couldn't care less. I don't care what he happens to him. Get him out of here. The lone wolf. Yeah. That's what you got to do. I'm trying to make as much money as I can. That's your bonehead bullet. My name is Brian Riley. If you're talking about it, I got some big news. We're talking about it. Turn it up. Here's what's trending on the Kelly Jordan show. Dude, this is crazy. Do you see this story? I saw it. I didn't read it yesterday and around one o'clock in the afternoon. Rihanna was sitting at home. No word if her children were there or not. But, you know, she has three kids with a rapper ASAP Rocky. Anyway, multiple shots were fired at her house while she was home. Oh, now luckily no one was injured and they did arrest the female suspect who was firing the shots. The suspect is in her 30s and allegedly fired between seven and nine rounds from an AR 15 style rifle while parked in her Tesla across the street. Four rounds reportedly struck the house. Four of them? Yeah, no, there's no word if Rihanna's

32:12kids were home or not, but ASAP Rocky was not there. The Los Angeles Police Department says they will have more information about this suspect released a little bit later on today. Why wonder why they were doing that? That's what hopefully we'll find out later on today, but how terrifying. It needs crazy because a lot of those celebrities live in those gated communities. They have there's security every which way you. Well, the stupid thing is you're going to get caught. There's cameras everywhere. And, you know, so you're going to be on some, even if it's not on Rihanna's camera, you're going to be on somebody's camera. And it's just crazy to me that somebody feels like, oh, yeah, let's, this is a great idea. Let's do this. Just get to blast it. It's also just a scary world we live in that people are just okay doing that. Well, do she has three kids too. Think about that. Right. Whatever kids were home. Like all of it, dude, it's all. Oh my gosh, but thank goodness nobody was hurt. And we'll find out a little bit later on today. Some more details on this one, but man, what a what a wild world we live in my friend. That's absolutely crazy. Now, this is kind of funny, but kind of, nah, it's mainly funny. So Timothy Shalamah has been in the, in the news a lot because he's dating Kylie Jenner and he's been in every big movie.

33:17Marty Supreme, I saw that recently. Fair enough. Actually, really good. I like Timothy Shalamah. So do I, he seems a bit pretentious, but I like the guy. Well, it's funny that you say that because he was in an interview recently with Matthew McConaughey. And he said, quote, I don't want to be working in ballet, opera or things where it's like, hey, keep this thing alive. Even though no one cares about this anymore. And it's funny. He says that because his mom and his sister both studied ballet. Okay. So he's basically bashing what they went to school for. Oh, dang. He's also, he also went on by saying that the all respect to ballet and opera people out there. But then took another shot by saying I just lost 14 cents of viewership by saying something along those lines. Now, he's basically saying that the opera and all that is a dying profession. Okay. And he doesn't want to do any of that stuff anymore because he wants to be an actor in movies. He doesn't want to be an actor. No, his mom studied ballet. Okay. But he just kind of had his feeling towards, kind of like my feelings towards musicals. Yes. Like I'm okay with plays. You don't like musicals. I don't like musicals. I won't watch a musical movie. I just, it's not my thing. And that's okay

34:19to say that. And his thing is he doesn't like ballet and he doesn't like opera. Well, of course, London's Royal ballet and opera had to get in the mix of this thing. And they had to say, ballet and opera have never existed in isolation. They have continually informed, inspired and elevated other art forms. Their influence can be felt across film, theater, contemporary music, fashion, and beyond. I don't think anybody's arguing with Timothy Chalamet in this whole thing. I really don't. I don't, I've never been to the opera nor have I ever been to a ballet. Not saying that they're not great things. But it's something that no one's ever going, let's go do it. Yeah. So I don't hang out with culture enough people. No, you and I, you and I are like, are you want to go to the bar? Yeah. Sounds like that's right up our alley ballet. Maybe not so much. Yeah. We are just about a week away from St. Patrick's Day. And that means bagpipes. Yeah. Lots and lots of bagpipes. Corn beef, all that. So here's what we're going to do now, Brian. Riley, I have some popular songs here, but they are played on the bagpipes. Okay. You have to tell me what these popular songs are. Okay. Oh boy. All right. I think you

35:24might get them. I think you might think I tried to pick the most recognizable ones. Okay. Now they're not country. One of them is a country song, but not many of them are. Are you ready for the first one? Yep. Identify this popular song played on the bagpipes. That one's pretty easy because like the bass line is in the background. I kind of like it. Do you really? It's got like a it's got like a groovy vibe to it, but you obviously you know what that one is. Smash mouth all stuff. Yeah. Yeah. You're in all stuff. It's a game on. Go play. How do you like the bagpipes look like the hardest instrument to play? Don't they? Just and you never really know is it on tune or is it off key? It's hard to tell. I quote a lot. You have to have the iron lungs to do something like that. It's an emotional instrument though. Like if you ever see them, my friend got married and his dad was very, very Irish. Yeah. And they played

36:28bagpipes at their wedding. It was super emotional, man. Oh, I believe it. All right. You ready for next one? Nicely done, sir. Here's the next one. This is an oldie. Okay. I'll give you a hand on that just in case. Okay. Popular song on the bagpipes. What is it? Yeah. These are way easier than I thought. So you know that one is what? Uh, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps. Yeah. Yeah. In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight by the tokens. What is it? Lion sleeps tonight? Is that the name of the song? I believe it's the lion sleeps tonight. I never knew exactly what the name of the song was. The name of the group is the token. I you're doing good Brian. You're two for two so far. Come on. All right. Next one. Are you ready? Yeah. It sounds a little obscure. Yep. But we'll see. I know you. I know that you happen to like this song.

37:28Maybe you don't like that song. Maybe I'm thinking of somebody else. No. No. You want to hear it again? Yeah. Play it again. Oh, yeah. There you go. Okay. I got it. Now you've got 100 miles. Yeah. But I won't buy 100 miles. And I'll find a pro claimers. This is the name of that girl. I used to play this song and my brother hated it. Oh my. He hated the part where they, does this it? Oh, no. Yeah. Was it? Oh my gosh. He was so annoyed because I would walk around the house. Was that from Benny and June? Was that the name of that movie that that came from? I think it was. I'm trying to remember. I think I remember watching it and hearing it for the first time in how I met your mother. Oh, okay. Because he drove the fiero across country. And I think that

38:31500 miles. That's hilarious. Playing with it. I think originally it's from the movie Benny and June though. I think I'm not 100% sure. No, they were also a part of the One Hit Wonders list. weren't they? Like that song is that song. Yeah. There's a One Hit Wonders. No question about the pro claimers. Yeah. The name of the group is a pro claimers. Are you ready for the next one? Yes. This group is by no means a One Hit Wonders. I think you might get it. Are you ready? Okay. I left too much of that in there. I thought I edited that better. Yeah. Yeah, you got them. You know what's funny is all of these sound clips that I grabbed this morning? It was all like young people playing the bagpipes. I'm talking like in their early 20s. Is it like a hot new thing? I don't know. Maybe it is. Maybe that's like the new instrument de jour. All right. Dude, you're four for four. I'm killing it, man. This last one is probably the hardest

39:35one. That's why I saved it for last. Let's see. But dude, four out of four is nothing to sneeze at. You're right. So we'll see if you can go five for five to stay alive. Here you go. You got it already? Dang it. I don't mind this one either. Mama. Take me home. Yeah. Country road. Yeah, you got it, man. I don't mind the backpipe version. The backpipe versions of those songs were good. The first one was Smashmouth. I'm all in on that. Yeah. Well, hey, man, I got to give you credit. You went five for five. I didn't know. I thought I didn't think you would get that very last one, but I'm a lot more Irish than I thought. Yeah, nice. Next again, have Irish. All right.

40:37It's time to focus on the good news with happy hour. It makes me happy. Of course, happy hour is brought to you by the good folks over at audio video extremes. And this story starts out tough because it's kind of heartbreaking to begin. I, I, I, Lee, Mark Hez, it was their ninth birthday. And she was looking forward to it because she hadn't had many like big birthday parties leading up to this point. Well, her mom has been working really hard, decorated the house up for the birthday, and was so excited for it. Chamberlain is as her mom's name and said that her daughter couldn't hardly wait. She was super excited, asked if she could help put up direct decorations because she wanted the house to be decorated by the time everybody showed up. And it was just an amazing moment now. The thing is nobody was showing up after the party started half hour into the party starting. Isley was like, how come no one's showing up? Where is everybody? None of her classmates. Oh, this just breaks my heart, man. Oh, this just breaks my heart. Nobody was showing up. So Chamberlain and her mom said, I just couldn't let her ninth birthday go down like this. It was the first birthday party where I was able to afford a cake. I was able to afford

41:40decorations. I was expecting this huge day. All these people said they would show up. We're 45 minutes into the party now and no one's here. So this is one social media kind of gets it right. So Isley's mom jumps on social media and just says, Hey, look, we got food over here. We got cake. We got games. Are there any neighborhood kids or any neighborhood people that want to come and grab a bite to eat and just wish Isley a happy birthday. You don't have to bring a gift or anything like that, but just show her that you're thinking about her on a birthday because she didn't want it to look like some desperate plea. Oh, bring my daughter gifts. Well, the people showed up and they showed up in full force and they did bring gifts, including a couple of local police officers who also shared the post on their social media and said if there's anybody in the area who can swing by, I know Isley would really appreciate it. By the end of the day, Isley had gifts all over the place, Pokemon cards, slime, all kinds of toys, all the stuff that she wanted and she said it was really nice just to know that the people of the community came through when other folks that she knows did not come through for. That's so sad. The thought of that, man, just the

42:43thought of the ninth birthday and nobody shows up. It's so crazy that nobody showed up. I know. It's the biggest fear. It's not the biggest fear, but when you have kids, it's just like this big fear. When we, we've only thrown our kid. We didn't really, once we moved here, we didn't really throw our kids big birthday parties anymore because down in Texas, it was you invite the whole class and the whole class shows up. Much different when we moved here. The first birthday party we threw was kind of a flop. We were just like, yeah, we're not going to do that. We're like, I tell our son's feelings were heard that no one showed up. We were just like, okay, I guess it's different here. People don't show up for the party. As a parent and all my parents out there know this, it is about the most heartbreaking thing when you throw a birthday party for your kid and nobody shows up. I couldn't even imagine. You know, I'm a crier, but it almost chokes me up just thinking about it. Well, just the idea like you want your kids to be having the most fulfilled life forever, right? And all filled with friends. And then you have the most important day as a child next to Christmas or whatever holiday. Yep. And that happens. Oh, that's so bad. Heartbreaking, dude, but that's the cool thing about Happy Hour because in this story, the community

43:46just totally came through for her and made it so that the birthday party was an amazing day for her. And honestly, probably one that she'll remember for the rest of her life now. Yeah. Because the community came through for it. And that's pretty cool if you ask me, my friend. That is pretty. That's when social media gets it right. They don't they don't always get it right. But sometimes it does. They nailed it, dude. And the family came through and shut out to her mom. I can't imagine what that felt like the first birthday party that you're able to afford a cake and decorations and all that stuff. Oh, heartbreak. But it's Happy Hour, dude. That's why the story has a happy ending. Do you understand? I get it. Do you see where we're coming from with this? I'm smelling what the rock is cooking. That's why audio video extremes has been a part of Happy Hour. And that's why we love them being a part of Happy Hour. So continue to be a part of it. We'll keep bringing you the happy stories. And we'll do it every day. Sometimes Kelly finds things interesting that no one else does. We mean absolutely no one. It's time for maybe it's just me. As a matter of fact, it was discovered back in the early 1800s, but you've probably never even heard of it. It's called Seris. C-E-R-E-S. And it's located between Mars and Jupiter. So it's not even

44:50that far away from, I mean, it's relatively close to Earth. It's located in the asteroid belt. Now, why have we not heard of this planet before? Well, there's a little bit, not a conspiracy theory, but I will tell you a little bit why they haven't talked about it. Because when they flew the dawn space probe near it, they saw lights coming from its surface. And they thought, oh, that must be a reflection of the sun. But then when the dawn spacecraft went to the dark side of the planet, there was still lights coming on. Little lights shooting up from the surface of this planet, they have no idea what those was causing those lights. They don't know if it was some sort of bioluminescence. They don't know what the heck was causing these lights on the dark side of the planet. Now, they do think that this planet probably has liquid water still on it, which would make it one of the only planets in our solar system that would still have, I don't make it by size Earth, that still has liquid water on its surface. They say the reason that people say the reason why we don't hear much about this planet is they think there may be extraterrestrial life on this planet. Of course, they do. Because of the water and the lights. And the

45:50lights. And where it's located. Now, it's obviously pretty far from the sun. But how far is that trek? Like, if they wanted to go fly out that? I don't know. I don't know. How far away is Mars? Is Mars like, how many is it like a 200 million miles or something like that? I don't know. Take would it look up look up the asteroid belt? Well, it would take if you were to go to Mars, right? It would take you seven to ten months flying at how fat? A trip to Earth using current chemical, prop you late, prop you illusions technology. Whatever that word means. So the the asteroid belt is about 200 is about 200 million miles from Earth. So that's how far away this planet is. But no one talks about it's even bigger than Pluto. Well, here's the other thing. I looked up how far I would get to Pluto because you say this is right between them. No, this between Mars and Jupiter. Oh, I it's closer than Pluto is. Okay, so yeah, no one talks about it. So take about a year to get there to get there with our current technology, which is crazy to think that I know that's sophisticated

46:53enough. Did you see that like, you know, they're talking about people who maybe the first people that go to Mars and literally they're like, we'll get them there. But there's absolutely no way to get them home. So you're essentially, if you were one of the first people to go to Mars, you'd be like, all right, bye family. I'm never going to see you guys again. That's such a weird thought right to do. Like, why would you want to do this? Just just totally desert your family so you can go to Mars. And the other thing is there's nothing on Mars. Like, we know of, well, say hypothetically there is. It's probably not enough on Mars for you to be like, okay, I can live here. It seems like it would be really, but like it'd be cool to get there and then you'd be like, all right, now what do I do? It was like, it was like one person watched the movie Martian with Matt Damon. It's a good movie. It's a good movie. Really? Then they're like, oh, I could do that. I could, I could make my own plants on Mars. But I remember there was like one mom who was like, yeah, I'm not going to Mars and just ditch my family. I'm never going to see my family again. I held that mom of the year nailed it. Either way, man, keep it eye out because we'll maybe find more out about this planet, even though it was discovered back in the 1800s. What do you think? I said, I don't know. I'm open to any and all possibilities. My question was, what do you think?

48:01The lights are intriguing to me. So who knows? There might be some bioluminescence on there. I'm not going to, I'm not doing this to set you up to make you look back. I'm actually curious what you think of this. There may be life there doesn't necessarily means it's intelligent life, but there may be life there if there's liquid water. That's what I think. You go there and you find out it's just a bunch of just cannibalistic aliens. Fine. See ya. Yeah. As long as they don't have the technology to get here, I'm cool with that. I guess that's fair. Let them eat each other out there. I don't care. That part's true. All right. Well, maybe you didn't find this one interesting. Any time we're discovering new planets and then hiding it from the people, I find that to be interesting. I kind of liked it. Okay. Good. Thank you, bro. Yeah. Very simple. It makes you think a little bit. That's right. Keep looking up because that's where it all is. If you didn't like this one, I'll have another one for you tomorrow and the day after that. I'm gonna keep doing this dude until the day they fire me. Really? Yes. All right. And sometimes people don't like it. Fine. Maybe it's just me. Wake up. Thanks for spending your mornings with us. The best morning soundtrack. My favorite way to start the day. It's the Kelly Jordan show.

49:04All right. That's it. Tomorrow can only get better. I hope so. I'll be. I'll be here, dude. If you want to show up, I'll show up, too. I think I can show. All right. Six a.m. We go alive. Tomorrow.

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