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Dating My Sons Friend..

The Kelly Jordan Show·Mar 16, 2026·58:44

About this Episode

This morning we caught back up with our caller to see how her date went with her Son's friend at is 13 years younger and see how her son took the news.. We also played a round of The Feud, learned something about tipping with Mike Bryant and the craziest weather ever recorded in US History!

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TheKellyJordanShow

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Mike Bryant

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Transcript

Today, we got to hear how Erika's date went with the guy that was 13 years younger than her and who was a friend of her son.

So we got to hear that this morning.

A lot of hot details to that one.

Mike Bryant answered some questions about tax evasion for you this morning.

Unfortunately, you can't get out of it.

No, you got to pay your taxes and we played around to the feud about Jerry Springer.

Yes, we did.

Wait, we covered a lot of ground today. Do you know what?

I had fun on today's show and it was a Monday.

It was a blast.

Yeah, good times. You'll hear it now.

I bet we do show the yeah.

Brian Riley, are you ready, my friend?

Yep. Yep.

Are you on it?

Yep.

Is that a gun?

That wasn't a gun.

You don't get to go on?

No, no, I had to.

Because I had to let out all the negative energy to get all the positive energy in.

Well, that means I'm going to inhale all that negative energy.

Hold on.

To hold my breath for a second.

All right, it's fast.

I certainly find negative energy is still a little bit more positive than most.

Oh, boy, did you just meet you?

Yeah, I don't think that's really how it goes.

No, it's good to see you this morning, though.

Yeah, you too.

I'm glad we both made it in this Monday.

I actually did not think about calling in sick,

which is like the first Monday in a very long time.

I was really banking on it, man.

I was so I was I was yesterday.

I went and snowblowed my driveway and you know,

that did the neighbors because I used his snowblower.

And at the time, I was like, I wonder how much snow the city's got.

I wonder if the fiesta's going to be stuck in the driveway

and kill the Jordan's going to go, can't make it.

I got in with flying colors.

Although it was pretty dicey.

And I don't know if this is everywhere in the listening audience,

but there was so many spots that were like,

icy as heck still on the road,

because it's cold as as I said earlier,

a well-diggers butt out there.

Yeah, well-diggers butt.

And so that was like the scary part of driving in.

But otherwise fine.

Yeah, I was really banking on you being like, dude, I can't.

Because we were supposed to get what, 12 to 19, 27 inches.

I'm telling you five times.

Can I can't be real with you for a second?

You can.

Can I keep it real?

Please do.

I think they do that to keep us tuning into the news.

They're like, oh, it's going to be snowmageddon in this

and they're shutting everything down and this and that.

That's not only Alex Jones.

I don't shut everything down.

I got the government documents to prove it.

Yeah, but and then it never happens.

And never and I mean, and this has been years now

where they've been like, oh, 15 inches is common.

I always like whenever they give you an estimate, right?

If it's like between two to five or four to six, whatever.

Every time I just take the lower end of it.

Yeah, that's what you got to do to stay.

When you're going to break your heart every time.

But when your lower end is 12th,

I'm expecting an absolute onslaught of just a dumping.

Yeah, you know, I'm trying to go outside and go, ho.

Yeah, not walk outside and go.

This is what we, this is what we closed down

the entire state for was four inches and wind.

It was fun to bust a snowblower out.

A snowblower out though.

It was, it was that going.

I so I did enjoy doing that.

The snowblower driver did not like me there that much though.

Why'd you throw it out into the road?

Well, yeah, I mean, you're not supposed to do that.

Well, he's already plowing it.

I just figured, you know, I got out there early enough

where I was like, well, you know, if I throw it out there.

Yeah, they're going to just push it

and I'll get the end of the driveway later.

I get it, dude, I get it.

No one's that mad at you.

And it was like a 190 mile an hour wind gust.

So it was kept blown into my face.

But I didn't do that. She was gusty.

She was gusty. That was for sure.

So there was that.

How was your weekend?

We went out and celebrated a little early St. Patrick's Day

me and my wife.

I saw that and it's funny that everybody commented saying

that when you said you're only going out for one.

Yeah, just a couple.

Everybody knew that it meant more than a couple.

Oh, man, we had a great time though.

My wife is not a big drinker

by any stretch of the imagination.

Sure.

Even when we do go out, she has like two

and then that's it.

But she did an Irish car bomb on Saturday.

Geez.

And for a non like drinker, that's a serious drink

to take into your bloodstream.

Yeah, an Irish car bomb.

That's Jamison and Guinness, right?

A whiskey.

Yeah, whiskey, Irish whiskey and cream

into a glass of a subtle Guinness.

Yuck.

So what is that, Bayley's and Jamison?

Probably.

Yeah.

I think that's what it was.

Dropped in again.

Oh, I've never seen her do anything.

I don't know what she was just on a different level.

But we met some people at the bar who listened to the show.

Hey.

And so that was really, and they were super nice

and we had like open sea.

It was the bar was packed.

And we had some open seats at our table.

I was like, I'll just come sit with us.

I was like, we don't even have to talk or anything.

No, you just sit here.

At least you get to sit down.

You can eavesdrop on how weird I am.

I just told everyone, I was like in true Minnesota

or true Midwest fashion, we don't have to talk or anything.

But if you want to sit down by all means, you can get here.

You can get a seat at the table.

But they were the ones who bought my wife that shot.

And I was like, what are you guys trying to do to my wife?

And they didn't buy you one?

I turned it down.

I did not want one at all.

Not even close.

You were being the responsible one.

Yeah, I did not.

And then trust me, my wife paid for it later.

Yeah, no, I would be willing to bet over 50% of people

that celebrated, like celebrated celebrated St. Paddy's Day

regretted one of their decisions at some point.

I guarantee she regretted that one.

Whether it was in the morning that night or at some point.

But we had a blast, man, but we were in bed on Saturday

by like 9.30, just super early.

You burned fast, man.

Oh, man, fast and loose, brother, fat.

I got home and I was like, well, now I'm home.

Now I'm going to have some drinks.

And I was so tired, I was just like, ah, screw it.

I'm just going to go to bed.

We had a water and called it a night.

How was your weekend, man?

Did you do anything?

What did I do?

Friday?

I didn't do...

I hung out with some buddies.

All right.

Friday.

Saturday, I went to a parade.

All right.

But I sat in the bar instead, the parade drove by.

And I watched a parade in March.

That's odd.

Yeah, it was a little cold.

I'm not going to lie.

It was a little cold.

Also, I think it was their first parade.

Their town parade.

So I only...

There was only like 10 cars or something like that.

Okay.

Bar Hop did all that whole thing.

And then yesterday just hunkered down.

All right.

And then the bedding was supposed to be here.

I was...

Yeah.

I was ready for it.

I had everything.

I had all my snacks.

I bought food at a time.

And I was like, well, I mean, I could have gone out and picked half the stuff up today.

Yeah.

We went to Costco on Friday.

And it was just insane.

I believe it.

Everyone was like, I've got to get ready for it.

I'm like, when did we become afraid of snow in the Midwest?

I heard people, like, all day Saturday, like, oh, I've got to get out early.

So I can get home.

When did we become afraid of snow?

Well, because they kept saying we were supposed to get 12 to 16.

Yeah, but it doesn't fall all at once.

We wouldn't have fallen the first minute.

Yeah, but if they would have dropped...

Well, sometimes it does come down fast and I'm done heavy.

I'm just saying the amount of hearty Midwesterners that I heard, oh, he got to get home

before the snow.

When did you become afraid of snow?

Well, when you say 16 inches in an eight hour span, that's two inches an hour.

That's a lot of snow.

And being on the road for that doesn't sound like fun.

I get that.

If they would have just told the truth and said, four days...

They don't know, dude.

I mean, well, they should.

Yeah.

You get paid a lot of money to know.

It's just funny.

They can't even tell us how much snow we're going to get, but somehow they know what the

temperature is going to be in a hundred years.

That's the interesting part of the weather, right?

I'm surprised there's no conspiracy theories around it.

Oh, there's a ton, dude.

There's a ton.

Oh, there are.

But we won't get into it this morning.

Oh, I didn't know there was actually conspiracy theories around it.

I did find something funny that we could talk about this morning, though.

I'm listening.

If you want to.

Come on.

Things that sound normal when you say them in a normal voice, but sound creepy when

you whisper them.

They were talking about this on Reddit.

It made me laugh when I was reading through the list.

Okay.

Are you ready for some of these?

At the dentist, the dentist may tell you to open wide.

Sounds normal, right?

But if you say open wide, dude, you see what I'm saying?

Things that sound normal when you speak them, but creepy when you whisper them.

How about you won't feel a thing?

You won't feel a thing.

Oh, dude, can we stop this?

Do you not like how about this?

Go back to sleep.

These are the creepiest things of all time, dude.

That's the worst part.

I love this one.

How about this?

I've been looking for you.

Where, what creepy website were you on?

Were you found all this stuff?

It was, I believe it was Reddit or something.

I don't know where I found this one, but I was like, oh, this makes me laugh.

Just read it.

How about this one?

Sounds normal when you speak it in a normal speaking voice, but creepy when you whisper it.

I love children.

Dude, this is, ah!

It doesn't, it doesn't help doing it this early in the morning.

And if somebody's just tuning it, just turn on the ring.

I love children.

You see why it made me laugh, though?

Because I was like, if you're like, ah, I love children.

It's fine.

I love children.

It's so weird.

Oh my goodness.

Okay.

I'm on this one.

Normal when you say, ah, there's someone at the door.

There's someone at the door.

Okay.

That one's not as bad.

That one's not as creepy.

That one's not as bad.

Thank goodness.

That's not as creepy.

How about this?

Maybe you're eating something that's a little hot.

You know, you got to cool it down a little bit, right?

Try blowing on it.

Okay.

I did it.

You know how like, I don't usually, I won't look you in the face at some point.

Like, this is weird that I'm looking at you right in the eye.

You're looking right in the eyes and you're saying this stuff.

And I keep having to look away.

Try blowing on it.

No!

That's enough, dude.

I thought you would like this.

Yeah, but I would if I wasn't looking at you.

This is like when we did things in the face.

This is like when we did things white people say last week.

All right.

Only a couple more.

How about this one?

Like, maybe there's someone that you work with who you find to be intelligent.

You want to get their input on something.

You say, hey, can I pick your brain?

Sounds fine like that, right?

But can I pick your brain?

Okay.

I don't know, and this last one is just confusing to me.

I don't know why this one is on here.

It doesn't really sound that bad.

I don't think.

Sounds normal when you say, what size shoes do you wear?

I don't know why.

What size shoes do you wear?

Sounds creepy.

Anytime you speak quietly, it sounds creepy.

It does sound creepy.

I think you could be like, I'll take a number seven, please.

Yeah.

Like, that's weird.

No, thank you.

I will not give you a number seven.

It's like children laughing in horror movies.

Like a child laughing is one of the best sounds ever.

But when you hear it in a horror movie with freaky music, it's terrifying, right?

Oh, man.

I will be out on all of that.

Thank you for making me very uncomfortable at 6-10 in the morning.

I just, I read that this morning yesterday and I was like, oh, man, that's me and Brian

Riley kind of stuff right there.

It is very funny.

Don't get me wrong.

I just felt very uncomfortable you saying half those words into my eyes, like looking

me in a deep, deep embrace and what's for me.

My favorite one is, this isn't gonna hurt a bit.

Stop looking at me.

What do you say it, dude?

I can't.

I can't look at you.

I'm gonna, it's not look at you for at least a little bit.

Oh, yeah.

Let's take some time.

I'm not gonna lie.

That is a pretty interesting way to join the radio program late.

That's what I'm saying.

Anybody that joins in here?

Do you mean like, oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Sorry.

Sometimes I read things I find interesting and I bring them to the show.

Another thing I found interesting is yesterday was the Oscars.

I don't know if anybody watched it.

I like it.

I didn't even know it was on TV.

I saw it was on and I love Conan O'Brien.

He was hosting it, but I just can't with with celebrities anymore.

But they came up with a list of movies.

Now this was on Reddit.

Movies that are a 10 out of 10.

Okay.

These are, they say these are movies that have no bad parts in them.

Okay.

Now two of them, one of them you recently watched the Shawshank Redemption.

Yep.

They say that movie is a 10 out of 10, not a single bad part in it.

Okay.

Yep.

I could agree with that.

I was pretty good.

10 out of 10.

My cousin Vinny, the other one I'm trying to get you to watch.

Yeah.

Maybe I'll watch that tonight.

That one they say is a 10 out of 10, not a single bad part in the entire movie.

And I agree.

Like that movie is from, from the very beginning, it's, it's just a great movie.

It starts with the action and it just keeps going.

All right.

Maybe I'll do it.

How about this one?

Mean Girls is a 10 out of 10?

No.

No, you don't think so on that one?

I mean, I've seen it a thousand times.

It's not bad.

It's definitely not a bad movie at all.

This, this one I love.

I love this movie.

Office space is a 10 out of 10.

10 out of 10.

I don't know if I would call that one a 10 out of 10.

No, it's, it's, it's a dry burn.

It is.

I would, I would give it an eight.

Like there are some parts which are like, okay, they could have cut this part down

to smidge.

There's very funny comedy, but it's a dry, it's a dry comedy burn.

Now this one, I will say 10 out of 10 all the way.

Good fellas.

11.

Yeah.

12, maybe 13.

Best, in my humble opinion, best gangster movie of all time is Good Fellas.

Followed by Casino.

I do love Casino.

Casino's good, man.

But I don't know.

Donnie Brasco is a great movie too.

Yeah.

Donnie Brasco is good.

Yeah, I would say if you have not seen Good Fellas, you know, get on that track.

Must see.

I think I've seen that about a hundred times.

At least, dude.

I feel like it used to be on all the time.

Of course it was the edited version, but it's still on all the time, but I have seen

it like a hundred times.

When I, like that DVD used to be in heavy spins at my house, man, all the time.

Oh, it's one of the best movies of all time.

How about this one?

I'll agree with this one.

Back to the future.

I think that's a 10 out of 10.

The first one.

And if shoot, I'll even give the second one a lot of love, but it's funny because nobody

likes the third one.

Yeah.

The third one when they went back to the Wild West, they're like, why are we doing this?

We could have given this up.

I don't even think Michael J. Foxx, like the third one.

I think he just was like, oh, he just had to do it.

I don't think anyone, yeah.

I would agree with that.

So, but I think the first back to the future is phenomenal.

Here we go.

Stand by me.

I don't know about that.

Yeah.

It's a good, again, good movie, but 10 out of 10, not a single bad part in the whole movie.

No.

I don't know.

Did Rush Hour make this list?

It did not.

And I know that's a, that's, I know you think that's the best movie of all time.

That's blasphemy.

You want to talk about no bad parts.

You stood on business with that for a long time.

I stand on business to the end.

They say airplane on this list is a 10 out of 10.

No, I disagreed with that.

I think it's funny.

I just, yeah, I do too, but when the humor doesn't hit, that's a bad part.

Yeah.

That's the hard thing about a comedy movie.

Leslie Nielsen was just a master in that movie.

Genius.

Yes.

That was one of the first comedic roles I think he had because he was kind of a serious

actor up until then.

Was he really?

Yeah.

It's funny because I only know him for being in those stupid movies.

I saw him in a serious movie and it was bizarre.

He was like, he was like going to make out scene with this girl and I was like, oh, make

a joke afterwards or something.

Now I disagree with this movie as far as a 10 out of 10.

Jaws.

Yeah.

It's kind of boring.

Yeah.

I didn't think Jaws was that great of a movie at all, really.

I agree.

Maybe for its time, it was probably, yeah, because of the CGI, like there was no CGI.

And maybe because it was more just the threat, like the movie, what's the movie that you only

see the alien for a second in it, predator?

No, no, no.

One with walking feet, not walking feet in it, yeah.

With Bruce Willis and an alien?

You see the alien for like a split second?

Oh, is it signs?

Signs, yeah.

Is that it?

So it was more scary because you never really saw the alien.

That's kind of how Jaws was.

Well, and for some reason, everybody, even the ones living in central United States,

were afraid of sharks then too.

Yeah.

Right.

It struck a fear and everybody across the country maxed the ice-kid texting in 100 out

of 10 for back to the future.

We must have just watched it for the first time.

Yeah.

I mean, it's a great movie.

See, about a thousand times.

Lisa saying, I watched the Oscars.

It was so boring and not funny, went to bed early.

You know what?

It's because we're so burnt out on celebrities.

Everybody has a carer.

Well, everybody has a podcast.

Everybody has the, we were talking about Tom Segura.

You and I both big fans of his.

Yeah, stand up, wasn't that great?

His last stand up just wasn't that great.

And I think we're just tired of him.

It's like, he's got a podcast every day.

He's got this and that.

It's just, people don't appreciate the thing that's always there.

We need new celebrities.

We just need celebrities to not have a podcast

and just be in our face constantly.

They have everything.

Well, they're all doing it because it's easy money for them,

which is the other crazy, easy thing.

But it's just, it's just like, who cares?

I, I see you all the time.

It's not fun to watch anymore.

I second that.

But anyway, those are movies that they have a list

that were 10 out of 10.

So speaking of movies, I was asking people

at the bar this weekend.

Yeah.

Hey, you got a movie recommendations

because yesterday was going to be a pretty dumpy snow day.

Yeah.

My one buddy dropped a hammer of a movie on me.

What do you say?

So I thought everyone was going to give me

like a good action movie, a good suspense movie,

like a good movie.

What was it?

What do you say, the notebook?

No.

On Golden Pond.

Was the movie he recommended to me?

Fantastic movie.

I can see now I can't buy it in either.

Tastic movie.

I'm not buying.

One of my favorite movies when I was a kid was on Golden Pond.

What is on Golden Pond?

It's about a couple, an elderly couple

who has this lake house that they go to in the summer

and they have a young kid come stay with them.

Kind of, he's going to be their grandson at some point,

like through marriage.

And it's just kind of this young kid

with these old people living there.

It's a great movie.

On Golden Pond is fantastic.

It should be on this 10 out of 10 list.

I'm not one.

Actually, no, that's not true.

And the other thing is,

keep hearing that it's a deep cry movie.

You're probably going to cry.

Not for you because you've cried

twice your entire life.

Yeah, but like, I'm not trying for you.

That was the other, I'm not trying to sit through a movie.

And then at some point,

being like, you know, I liked it.

It just reminded me.

I probably could use a good cry.

Just look at Trish texting in.

On Golden Pond and driving Miss Daisy are awesome movies.

Seever saying on Golden Pond is awesome.

This three to own number saying best movie ever.

On Golden Pond is wonderful.

What makes it so great though?

It's a great story.

It's just a really great story.

It'll remind you of like your grandparents.

It'll remind you of being at the lake.

And it'll remind, it's just, oh, it's a great movie.

I'm terrified.

Mike Jones.

Who?

Mike Jones.

Yeah.

Loved on Golden Pond.

You know why I loved it?

We had neighbors that had one of the first laser discs players of all time.

Oh, really?

And they had on Golden Pond on laser discs, but it was one of the only ones they had.

So as kids, we would watch it all the time because it was like the only laser discs they

had.

So I fell in love with it that way, but I'll still watch it any time I can.

I mean, it made a killing at the box office, made a hundred and nineteen million back in

the day.

How is grossing film of 1981?

Isn't that crazy?

And what does it have rating as far as like Rotten Tomatoes?

The Rotten Tomatoes gives it 91, IMDB 7.6 in letter boxed with 3.7 out of five.

Yeah.

Great movie.

I would, but you probably won't like it.

It's a slow burn.

Anyway, 10,000 plus ratings got 87 percent.

It's a great movie.

And look at all the people texting in saying they loved it.

You got to trust the text.

There's once in awhile.

Let's do some history, Brian Riley.

All right.

I love that your friend dropped that one on you, though.

That's awesome.

Yeah, I was really expecting him to be like, oh, if you've seen this action movie, that's

great.

Watch platoon.

Yeah, something of like hamburger hill.

Haven't seen either of those.

So I was like, yeah, yeah.

He's on Golden Pond.

Yeah.

I like that, dude.

I don't know who that is, but I like him.

He's got a lot of class.

It was on this day, Brian, all the way back in the year of our Lord, 1991.

I didn't even know this happened.

Seven members of Riva McIntyre's band and her road manager were among 10 people who

died in a private jet crash in California.

Did you know that happened?

That was back in 1991.

So her career was pretty in its early stages at the time, right?

Yeah.

I mean, she was in the 80s as well, but yes, seven members of her band died.

It's crazy in a plane crash.

I never knew that about her.

Did you see over the weekend, Berk Krasher's van, he was either coming from far, he was

driving through Minnesota.

Yeah, I saw that.

And I think it happened in Minnesota.

I don't know part of the state, but yeah, that's scary as hell because he was up in his

pop to tired near on in Minnesota coming from Fargo or something like that.

So he was driving through the state to go somewhere else, right?

And he already had van bus troubles and then it burnt down later on in a day.

Yeah.

Scary as hell.

And then on this day in 1994, I had no prior knowledge of the plan to salt on Nancy

Carrigan.

I am responsible, however, for failing, we're failing to report things.

Anyway, we know what's going on.

Tonya Harding pled guilty to conspiracy for covering up the attack on Nancy Carrigan.

She was fined $100,000.

What a wild thing that was.

I mean, like, still to this day, when you think about Nancy Carrigan and Tonya Harding,

it's like, how did that happen?

One of the wildest feuds.

Was it even a feud?

Well, no.

I mean, she took a pipe to the knee and Nancy Carrigan took a pipe to the knee.

She's not a pure envy, wasn't it?

Well, I mean, there's a lot of, you know, theories behind it, but they said it was like

hired goons.

Like, game.

And because I watched the movie, itanya, and it more or less was just she wanted, she

had like a feud.

Yeah.

And she just wanted to be the best and she knew she wasn't going to win or something like

that.

Incredible, man.

I mean, to end on a sad note on this day in 2016, fly me to the moon.

Let me play a monster.

Frank Sinatra Jr. passed away on this day in 2016.

I just played a Frank Sinatra song because I thought more recognizable, but Frank Sinatra

Jr. passed away on this day.

So not the real Frank.

In 2016, no, it was his son who was actually a bunch of episodes of the sopranos, actually.

Really?

Frank Sinatra Jr.

was, yeah.

And of course, if it's your birthday today, we want to wish you a happy birthday as

well.

Now, on Friday, we talked to Erica and you didn't do birthdays.

Oh, well, because there wasn't any worth mentioning today.

OK.

Well, there we go.

If it's your birthday, congratulations.

Ah, the golden ring of games.

On Poppin' Brian Riley, what is today's question, sir?

Over 90% of people have seen this while on vacation.

What could it be?

3, 2, 1, 6, 5, 6, 9, 4, 5, 3, put that number in your phone to call or text us anytime.

But right now, we need to call from you to tell us what the answer is.

Who's this?

Hey, it's Chelsa.

Chelsa?

Yes.

All right.

Chelsa?

I like the name.

That's a unique one.

Hey.

Yeah, sure is.

Chelsa, do you have an answer for us this morning?

I'm going to say a sunset.

Oh.

Beautiful sunset.

Romantic.

Yeah.

But not what I'm looking for.

Hey.

I guess no, Chelsa.

Thank you for the call.

Thank you.

All right.

Chelsa was the only one who's so far away.

The courage to step up to the plate.

I know.

So intimidating.

Maybe a hint is necessary, Brian.

So the question is, 90% of people have seen this while on vacation.

It is an outfit choice.

Oh, OK.

And it's actually on a warm weather vacation.

I think we'll be able to talk about now.

OK.

Good hint, Brian.

Good hint.

3, 2, 1, 6, 5, 6, 9, 4, 5, 3.

Who's this?

Tanya.

Hey, Tanya.

What's popping?

Well, is the answer sandals and socks?

Sandals and socks.

That's a hot look right there.

It's a fantastic look.

I'm all in on it.

But no, it is not socks and sandals.

Thank you, Tanya.

You're welcome.

Have a good one.

You do the same.

Good morning.

Who's this?

Max, ice skating, Katie.

Hey, what up, Max?

Do you got an answer for us?

Well, it's a little inappropriate, but maybe it's a nude beach.

A nude beach?

Oh, see the nudity.

Dude, all of it.

All vacation.

Yikes.

It is not that.

It is not.

Unfortunately, I know.

We were all our fingers were crossed for it.

We've got to find out where you all are taking your vacations.

Yeah.

Thanks for the invite, guys.

Appreciate it.

All right.

Thanks for the call, guys.

Yep.

All right.

Good morning.

Who's this?

Cassie.

All right, Cassie.

We're all counting on you to give us the answer here.

Is it somebody naked?

Everybody just wants to see people naked, didn't they?

Yeah.

That's what the people before you said was naked.

It is not nudity.

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

Thank you.

Thanks for the call, Cassie.

Thanks, bye.

All right, Brian, we got time for one more.

All right.

Hopefully this is it.

Good morning.

Who's this?

Lily.

Lily?

Yep.

All right, Lily.

It's not nudity.

How about a sundress?

A sundress.

You're close.

Not a sundress, though.

Dang.

Sorry, Lily.

I'm good day.

You too.

All right, Brian.

We ran out of time this morning in the Golden Ring of Games.

The question again, over 90% of people have seen someone do this or seen this on vacation.

I said it was something you see someone wear on vacation, warm weather, a Hawaiian-like shirt.

Oh, okay.

A lot of people were texting in banana hammock.

Yeah, no.

Look, I was trying to be PG on a Monday here.

There's not not not PG about a banana hammock.

Well, the term banana hammock sounds pretty bad.

I mean, I think if you look up banana hammock, it's not PG.

I'm guarantee you.

All right.

Well, no one got it this morning, man.

Dang it.

Unfortunately.

If you're talking about it, I got some big news.

We're talking about it.

Turn it up.

Here's what's trending on the Kelly Jordan show.

A bunch of rich elite people got together last night to tell us how evil it is to be rich

and elite.

I'm talking about the Oscars.

Oh, yeah.

Sure.

Going down last night.

I can't wait to see the ratings on this because I just don't know anybody who actually tuned

in for it.

It could have been good.

I remember back in the day, if you were on the radio, like you had to sit and watch that

stuff so you could talk about it the next day.

And now I feel like the majority of people just don't even tune into it.

Well, it's because it's half the time too, especially with the Oscars.

It's a bunch of movies no one's ever seen.

Well, this one best picture was one battle after another.

Now I've heard nothing but great thing.

Was it good?

Yeah, it was pretty good.

Who's in that?

Is it me?

No.

Okay.

Sean Penn.

Okay.

Yeah.

Okay.

I've heard nothing but great things about it.

That movie also got best director Paul Thomas Anderson for one battle after another.

Okay.

So that got best picture.

Best actor was Michael B. Jordan in sinners.

I watched some of it and then I gave up watching it, but I heard that it's a good movie.

Okay.

Michael B.

Jordan is a great actor.

So I'm sure he did fantastic in it.

Best actress was Jesse Buckley in Hamnet.

Which is a movie we've brought up many times on the show and neither one of us knows

what the hell it's about.

Oh, damn.

Every time we're like, what movie was that now?

Is William Shakespeare and his wife celebrate the birth of their son Hamnet?

Ah, that does sound like a banger of the movie.

Yes.

Oh, man.

Best animated feature film.

There's no surprise here.

K-pop demon hunters.

Dominating.

Which is they're coming back with a two with a second one to sequel, I guess.

Yeah, but that wasn't supposed to come out until like 2028 or something.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

A little bit.

They probably should.

And a best original song was golden from K-pop demon.

I actually liked that song, golden by Hunter X that are whoever it's by Hunter X.

Hunter X.

I've been mispronouncing it then.

You call it Hunter X.

I call it Hunter X.

Yeah.

So it's a group.

No, no, no.

No one person either.

You're really two for two on this.

Me if I care.

Then Best Original Score was from sinners.

So there you go.

That's who took home some awards last night.

The elite of the elite.

That's right.

Don't forget they got $300,000 in prizes just for being famous.

They needed more, man.

They need more.

Now this is something really cool.

It happened in the sports world late Indianapolis coats owner Jim Urse who had one of the biggest

memorabilia collections maybe on planet earth.

Okay.

And it was his own personal collection like people have said that his collection is better

than most museums.

Dang.

It was crazy.

Well, he passed away earlier on in 2025.

Okay.

He just sold all of his items for 93.65 million dollars and some of the stuff that he

sold insane.

All right.

Are you ready for this?

Yeah.

He sold the saddle that was used by the jockey that rode secretarius for the trip.

Terrier?

Yeah.

That's what I meant.

Okay.

And back in 1973.

That's all for $1.5 million.

Wayne Gretzky's jersey he wore on his 500th goal.

Yeah.

He just shy of a million dollars.

Insane.

Muhammad Ali's fight robe from the Ali Liston to fight his first public appearance from

changing his name.

$444,000.

A bat from Jackie Robinson from the 1953 season.

$406,000.

Holy cow.

Also a 28 pages of Sylvester Stallone's original Rocky script.

$508,000.

How did he get all this stuff?

Well, he was the owner of the Indianapolis Colts.

So I mean, he had money.

He just had money probably from all of his investments before that.

But I'm just saying like some of that stuff you would think that those people would want

to hang on to like the script and the bat and all that.

It was just kind of like his thing like he was just the big collector.

Like he had the money.

So he did this.

He also set 23 records during this auction, which included the most anyone's ever paid

for for a guitar, which is Pink Floyd's famed Black Stratocaster, David Gilmore.

So for $14.5 million, oh my gosh.

And Jack, Jack Kerouac's original type script of on the road, sold for $12 million and

Zach Brian bought that Zach Brian, the singer, the country singer bought that for a cash like

that.

I do it.

He's been selling out large venues.

The most shocking thing you've said today is that he paid $12 million for that.

That's incredible.

You could have bought Kurt Cobain's 1969 Lake Placid Fender Mustang, $6.9 million.

Is that a guitar or a car?

I think it was a guitar.

Okay.

But it's a fender.

Yeah.

But still either way, Erse passing away back in March of 2025 at 65 from cardiac arrest.

They're still looking at the circumstances of his death, but $93 million in that collection

adding a bad payday.

I'm in love with a man nearly half my age.

Sometimes it's happening this morning in a watch we talked to on Monday, when we talked

to Erica on Friday, she told us that she was going on a date with a 26 year old, a guy

that she works with through a conversation and through last name.

She found out that this guy played college football with her son and they're still friends.

They're not best of friends, but they're friendly.

They're friends.

They were going to go on the date.

She was going to tell her son on Sunday then about everything.

We got Erica back on the phone.

Hopefully everyone's up to speed.

Erica, how was the weekend?

I was well up here.

The weekend was the date was great.

I had the date was amazing.

We had such a nice time.

The hours flew by, the conversation just flowed.

It was so easy.

It was great.

He gave me a kiss on the cheek like when at the end it was so sweet.

So then my son and I had lunch yesterday.

And that did not go very well.

He was leaving.

I mean, understandable.

What did he say to you when he told him?

He said that it was completely inappropriate.

I think he wants me to stop seeing him.

Like my son wants me to stop seeing this, this new guy.

Do you think that's just like the initial shock of your dating someone he knows?

Because as, you know, if my mom when I was 23 had been like,

hey, I'm going out with somebody you know, the shock would have made me angry.

And sometimes when we're scared, it just comes out as anger.

That's what I think.

That's what I think it is because I was like, you know, the honey, do you know something?

I don't know.

You know this guy.

Like if there's something like uncoord about him.

And he was like, no, like you find, like he had like a long-term girlfriend in college.

And they had like an amicable breakup.

It was just he doesn't want me dating someone who he can relate to.

I don't know.

Well, I was going to say, I think it's awkward because if he played football with him,

there's a good chance they hung out in college.

Yeah.

So like imagine hanging out with some buddies like, and you guys, whatever you do in college,

like I've mentioned before, it's a whole nother world.

Yeah.

And then now he's got to be like, not wouldn't say a stepdad, but dating your mom.

Like that's a weird transition, but I think for anybody.

And they've probably seen each other naked too.

Okay.

What's she is, dude?

If they played football together, I don't know, because you don't say anything to think.

You don't want to see your mom's boyfriend naked before she does.

I mean, yeah, they probably have a lot to do with it.

But the question is, what are you going to do?

Are you going to be like, all right, my son does it?

As you said on Friday, if my son doesn't like me going out with someone he's friends

with, you know, you love your son, but what are you going to do now that you had this

amazing date?

Unless my son has like some real, like if he's just like giving him the egg, like that's

not a good enough reason, like unless he has like a really good reason that I shouldn't

see this man.

Um, my son's just going to have to suck it up, like I, I devoted, I'd have, I focused

on him for his entire childhood and, and always put him first.

And now it's a, now it's long time time for mom to get hers.

Yeah.

Good luck.

Yeah.

Good luck.

That's a tough one.

Thank you.

But you know, I think I might need it.

Well, we're missing a big part that you went out with this dude that you know from work

and had an amazing date.

That's a good part.

That is good that you're right.

Yeah.

That is a good thing.

It was great.

It's been, I haven't been on a really nice date in a really long time.

See, that would make, as your son, that would make me happy to know that my mom was happy.

Oh, thanks.

So just give him some time.

I mean, he's 20, he's also a 23 year old dude.

He's full of just testosterone and anger and so he doesn't know what to control anything

yet.

I suppose your brain isn't done cook until you're 25.

So just let him let him be angry for a little, let him burn out.

Yeah.

Hey, Erica, we're super happy for you.

I'm so glad that that date went well.

I'm sure your son will be fine with a little bit of time and you've possibly made a

May, December, love connection.

I'm sure old, so I'm, I'm cautiously optimistic.

That's awesome.

Well, thank you for being on watch.

We talked to you on Monday.

Thank you.

Thank you for having me.

This, thank you.

The Kelly Jordan Show.

We are now joined by Jennifer Leatherins from our newsroom because someone has to give

us a question for this round of the feud, Brian Riley.

Yeah.

Jennifer Leatherins, today's question if you please.

The first day of spring is Friday.

We asked 100 people.

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