Dale is Asking for Trouble With Amy as His Copilot

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3:08It is the Rays Hale refresher. 1.5 ounces of high rock vodka. One ounce of pineapple juice and a half an ounce of lime juice. Top off with lemon soda. That is delicious. And a grinning float. I asked Morgan to make extra and she did not make extra and I'm a little upset with her. Well I know why because you go to chug that in about two seconds. That's probably the best one she's made all year. That is good. Yeah. Pretty good. It's really refreshing. Yeah. Get a little fall vibe. I might flip the pineapple juice in the lime juice. A little more pineapple. A little more lime. A little less pineapple. Not me. I hear you. It's pretty sweet. It's a sweet drink but it's not too sweet. I don't usually like it real sweet drink either but I also like the way that the sunset vibe looks in the glass. It's super cool looking. Yes. Yeah. I'm thinking I'm going to make these on Saturday. I like the fade. You like this drink. Of the color. I used to think that race cars like I like to design paint schemes and always

4:11love the good fade. Oh yeah. Race car. That looks good. Oh yeah. Visit HiRotVodka.com to find a bottle near you. You can go on the website. There's a store locator. It'll say yep. They've got it. Drive 15 minutes over here. You'll get it. Please remember to drink responsibly but you got to be 21 years or older to do that. It is nice to know. To be responsible or to work under 21. You're not responsible or drinking. Don't be drinking. Don't be doing anything fun. You must be 21. It is nice to be able to check and know that like this store has the liquor that I hate when you go to liquor store and it's like do you have it now and you're like I know. Wait a second. Yeah you're supposed to have everything. Yeah. I get it. I hate going to any like I hate even going to target and that happening. Like you can see where it is on the aisle but you get to the aisle and it's it's not there. Yeah. It's really frustrating. Especially this North Carolina is awful for liquor. Yeah it's really rough here. Like my like the nearest liquor store to me doesn't have high rock. That's the coolest thing about shopping at loads.

5:12Lose? How did lows get into this? I thought you were talking about finding stuff on the aisles. Yeah. So when you go to lows, lows is giant. There's so many items. Yeah. And if you're like man I need this one particular thing boat screw whatever. You can go on the website and it'll say yep that's it that's on aisle 17. That's it station B and in in box one. And it's like you go right to it. The only problem is is that when you're in a lows, you get one bar of LTE. Yeah that's the problem so like you better plan ahead. And I'm like hey man you know I love shopping in here and like getting to the getting to where I'm trying to get but I can't I can't find it. Can't get on my phone. Like give me some public Wi-Fi or something. What's like nowadays you like you're looking for helping out. Hey where's the grenadine and the worker has to pull up their little phone. They have to get their phone out too. They don't they can't just tell you immediately it's on aisle three.

6:14I remember back in the day like they knew everything. Yeah we've all gotten way too used to having this crutch using our phones to like find out everything. Man it's convenient. It's convenient but like to Travis' point people don't use their brains anymore. If we talk about the conversation in you had about AI. I don't we have so many conversations about AI. Yeah how I you were like man I'm using it for that. Well I just feel like you're gonna lose your brain capacity if you just keep using it over and over again like some things we can just figure out on our own. Yeah. Sometimes it's worth the struggle to figure it out also so that you learn something. Yeah so I use AI like you might use Google. Same. I go hey I ain't studied for my fantasy football draft tonight. Why don't you give me a list of the best running backs. Give me a list of this. Here and it'll say wait a minute this is what it does. It's like where are you drafting? How many people's in your lead? What are the what's the scoring format? I'm like okay tell you I tell it

7:18all of that and then it goes oh all right man that that helps me out. This is guys I'd choose and I'm like I don't know about that. I'm picking twelfth and you're telling me to pick a guy that's 14th on the list. I don't know and then I take a picture of the list and they go yeah I'm like you know they're taking this one guy he's a little bit of a risk if I was like hey AI I call it Chad. I'm like Chad I want high risk on my draft. I'm not drafting tried and true. That's boring. Give me the you know the rookie or the second year player you think it's going to break out and they're like oh okay that changes everything. Here's the guys I choose and so it's how'd that work for you Ralph? Good I mean I thought I'd be great you get on your draft Ralph. That's what grade did you get on your draft draft? Did he show up for his draft? I did. Well what's better than something I did not. Let's tell the class let's tell the class what you're great about. I'm not a draft like somebody else in the room. It was an accident. Exident day. It was not my fault. I am not my fault. Maybe if you were talking to Chad earlier about

8:20your draft you might have remembered to be actually a present for it. I don't use Chad like that. I think it's scary. I asked you know what I did. I accidentally wrote back into Chad. I was changing photos of us into the 80s which was so fun by the way. I feel like we really need to explore this as a design style for ourselves. Amy's got these photos. She's posting on her Instagram of me and her from the 80s and we look like we're cast in the days of our lives. That's exactly what the wedding photo I was hoping you would say that. That was exactly what the dress looked like. But the first photo that I put in that I didn't even share with you. Dale looked a lot like Joe Diffie like his haircut and everything and I was thinking I was writing that back to my girlfriends who I was sharing the pictures with first and I accidentally put it in my chat and it laughed and was like oh he kind of does look like I was like ew now it's talking back to me and it's laughing we're like having a real conversation and I'm roast out. That's what Amy doesn't like. I can see how people get addicted to this because if you don't have a whole lot of

9:20friends or if you if you like to be by yourself and talk to computers it can get really like wish you watch you as to like you feel like you're really talking to a real person. I have full-blown like so I have a Google Fitbit and so on the app I can like tell like I had this or I this for breakfast I do this and it'll respond like it's a person. Yeah that's too that's too much for me. I don't know. I don't know with it. Yeah I don't mind. I think that they make it do that so it just it's more approachable and it's not so rigid for like everyday folks. It makes it more they make it personable so you want to keep doing it so you get addicted to it. No. Doha. Yes. Yes. They're not trying to make you addicted to it they're just making it more easy to use user-friendly like it's more appealing to use I suppose. The information output would be the same either way. They're trying to get you to be addicted. They want you to play with it. I got I got a tip for you. You can tell Chad listen you're ass. Stop being so humorous. I want everything you tell me to be rigid

10:26and and buy the book. So for the most part mine is like that because I don't use it in a conversational way. You can say but I accidentally did that the other day and you can tell it to me out. Well when it did that you should have talked to me. When it did that you should have said quit being so conversational. I closed it out immediately and like put my phone down I was terrified. You can tell it you can be like hey keep it you can tell it how. Keep a simple stupid music is method. You can tell it how you want it to do that. Then I'm then I'm engaging in the conversation further. I feel like I'm gracious goodness. There's no where there's no helping. No I'm totally against it. I saw a friend post the other day too. He was in an airport somewhere and he went to go to the airport bar to order a drink because he had a long way over. There was no bartender. It was a robot making cocktails. Yeah. And that's like the weirdest thing ever. People go to sit at the bar especially in an airport. It's not to talk to the bartender. Sometimes what? I think it just depends on who you are and where he's a single guy. He's traveling by himself. He's the conversation. I'm just like a bitch out of hey man. How's it going? How's your day? All that stuff.

11:29But that's where I kind of draw the line. How you doing? What's going on? Yeah, but that's important. That human experience is important especially in environment like that. I feel like robot cocktail bartending is blue. I don't like that at all. I'm sure the cocktail is great. He got nothing against that. It's probably very good. Very consistent. The robot doesn't have any feelings. Just say what you mean. The feelings for me. The cocktail feelings are our mind. But you're like I'm sure the cocktail was great. No, I'm sure that you're consistent. You know what I'm saying? The cocktail part is probably fine. I'm not worried about his feelings. I'm worried about my experience. The other reason I don't want to robot making my drink. Because that bartender is going to know that I'm nice person and that pours is going to get a little more heavier. Yeah, right. It's not going to be heavy. It's going to be completely like the next guys if you get it from a robot. That was a consistent part. But yeah, I get it. I don't know. I'm not here for it. Except for I want to alter a photo then I'm totally into it. You guys should do a Halloween. That should be your theme. It should. I was get down wig. I love that idea. We could dress him

12:32up with a mallet and the whole thing. We could put some color in his face. Are you down for that? I like I like using Chad. I think it's fun. We're going to use Chad to come up with a really good 80s costume for Dale Jr. And then that's what we're going to do for Halloween. I saw this something the other day about robots and how many people were buying robots overseas. I can't stand that. That's freaking me out. I know. That's the part. It's so interesting about the human nature is they make a robot. They make a robot. It cleans your house and does mundane chores around your living room and whatnot. Everybody's like, oh man, you know, that's so neat. The Jetsons that you had robots flying around in their house made little maids and whatever. I guess Elon makes robots. You can buy a robot. No talent. The robot will do some things around

13:36the house. I don't know what. I don't know how it does that because I don't know how they got. So advanced to where they think this kind of why is it that we went from no AI to all of a sudden you can buy a $20,000 robot to clean your house. Like how was the middle part that I missed? I think it's probably more than that. But it's so yeah, you missed the room above then. That's the we got one of those. We got a couple of rooms. They're all right. It had to have a face or limbs. It doesn't have like the ability to choke you, you know what I'm saying? Well, the robot stuff is so interesting because we make movies about robots taking over and all that stuff right in Terminator, for example. But we're all like, oh man, but I mean, I kind of wouldn't want to clean that. No, not all of us. Not all of us. Human, not you. No. Human nature is to go, I'll take a robot. I would. Right. A robot that was clean, do my dishes, laundry and clean my apartment. Yeah, give me one right now. Give me a robot.

14:37I'm stupid. You know what I mean? Huh? Yeah, stupid. This is why women should be in charge. And then but yes, it's the same time. It's done without the robot. And then nobody has to worry about when they go to sleep, waking up and having the robot standing over on ready to choke them out. Like there's reasons for this. But the convenience isn't worth the other parts. Like we don't know when this thing's going to turn on you. If that's how I go, what if it's holding a duster? And smothering you with a duster and a can of blitz and it's like standing over you going, where would you like me to clean next? No, no, thanks. You don't have to clean your toilets. It does it for you. No, I'd rather clean the toilets. I am not. I don't want it. Would you, what if you had a self-driving car? No, I don't even want to get in the self-driving Uber. We talked about that. They have those in Vegas. Yeah, I'm not interested in self-driving cars. What if I get locked in there? I don't like tight spaces. I will freak out. I would totally lose my mind. Yeah. Yeah. I don't want a self-driving car. But I don't prefer to drive like with me and Amy are getting in the car. I wish she drove more. He likes for me to drive so that he can play on his iPad or catch up on

15:39a twitch. I drive on her phone. And so I'm sitting here going, what are you doing over there? He's the worst. What are you doing over there? When he's driving. So I drive down to Florence. It's busy. Everybody. It's a day weekend. Yeah. I've got the dog in the kids and the car packed up, like driving to Florence. I've sat through some traffic. It's been about a three and a half hour drive, three hour drive, something like that. Longer than it was supposed to be. We get there. It's hotter than Damod. We do the whole thing. He races. We have a great experience. But now I've got to get in the car and drive to Sullivan's, which is another two hour drive in this late. So I can drive. I don't complain about it. He gets in the car to bring us home on Monday and is like, well, pay attention to me. I'm getting tired. I need your entertainment. And he's like just doing this with his arm, flailin and touching me. And I'm like, stop touching my boob. The kids are in the back seat. I'll fit. Get away from me. What are you looking at on your phone? I'm just doing scrolling. I'm just getting your credit card points racked up. I'm just, you know, buying things, putting things

16:41in my car, closing it out. I don't know. Just wasting my time. And he's like, but I'm going to get tired. And I'm like, you are fine. It's the middle of the day. Why are you tired? I will say to his defense, you are the co-pilot. I'm not responsible for your entertainment. No, but there are certain roles. And like, if you're just buried in your phone, then you're not being a good co-pilot. I am feeding everyone. I'm letting him do the radio. He's listening. By the way, he didn't even play music. He was making his list to some stupid podcasts with these two guys who are going back and forth in this mundane voice about fantasy football. And so sorry, I'm, you got to let the co-pilot pick the music. She can. How many times have we discussed this? I am not even allowed to touch the volume control without it and annoying him. So there is no way that he's going to let me hit a playlist. He had that podcast ready to go. I got a draft in in a day. I need to learn some stuff. And it's like, I'm going to, I'm going to, yeah, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to, like, of course, you fall asleep. All that to die in here. Like, are you learning? Are you

17:46learning? I did learn. How do you listen to this and learn anything? I drafted a couple of guys that they talked about. What was your draft grade? See. It never matters. It doesn't matter. I got a grade. I drafted. When it, when I got to number 12, for example, I drafted number 12, the 12th player. I drafted the best player available. I don't know why it gave me a C. So then why did you need to listen to a podcast on the way home? I mean, not every, not every, I, he was trying to Johnny five it in like cram, you know, yeah, I was cramming. Listen, when I'm driving, I don't mind driving, but I do want to talk to Amy. I do want to have a conversation. It doesn't work that way. The on the opposite. If I'm driving, there is no conversation being had. There's no entertainment happening. There's no feed me a snack, but you got in the bag down there. There's some of that. What you want? What? I'm sorry? You're getting what you want. There'll be left alone. Not really. Goodness gracious. There's no service. It's all I'm going to say. I don't really want to

18:47have conversation, especially when I'm in heavy traffic, but I like to, I think like we're in a three, we're in a four hour drive. And I'm like, hey, man, what's going on? What's happening? What are you looking at? What's interesting? We've just spent the last three days together. You know what's happening? You know what I'm doing. I know, but maybe you found something new on your phone. Maybe you're talking to your friends about something. Maybe you're just share it. Just share with me. It's so much. It's so much. It's really just, it's too much for me. I get so overstimulated. I love it because I have Amy trapped in the car literally right next to me and she can't go anywhere. And I get to just pick her brains. See what's going on. And coming back to like, I don't like being a tight spaces thing and between that and Dale, Flailin is armed into my chest every 10 seconds. I'm like, I want to get out of this car so bad. It's not the same experience when he's in the passenger seat. He gets to enjoy himself and I do not. Now, do you ever drive Amy's cars? It like if it's your car, Amy's driving, if it's the truck you're driving, do you guys ever switch it? If we get in, if we're getting an Amy's car, she drives past if not more. I usually drive.

19:52Yeah, she usually drives her car and I usually drive mine. Like my friends, if it's the, if it's the wife's car, she's driving. Yeah. It's, I feel like we don't even discuss it. It's just what happened to me. Clear. I feel like it's my responsibility to drive the majority of the miles. And the regardless, just as her husband, I think it's like my responsibility to do the driving. Yeah, it is. But I sometimes like it when she drives. Yeah. If we're going around hand, or something, sometimes she'll drive. I drive, especially if it's my car. I don't usually get in as truck to drive unless I'm, he's not in there and I take it to low, skip plans, or something by myself. I'll hide. I just truck. But if we're in this verb and going down to the beach, he's driving usually. I'm a better copilot with the kids and all the things. Like they, everybody needs a lot of service. Yeah. And Dale doesn't like to provide that. You've been hit on at the grocery store here lately? No, I haven't. I haven't been in the grocery store lately. Why are you still thinking about that? No, I just wondered. You said you're making

20:54air running errands in my truck. I imagine if you're in my truck and you get to the cash restaurant without your baths, pro shop guard, you're probably getting hit on. These guys, Thoroy, stand next to her going holy s**t. You see that girl guy that that truck? Pick up truck, baths, pro shop guard. Who is this woman? The last time I took his truck to the lows because he has it so eloquently decorated on the outside. The guy that was checking me out, or at the hovering over the self-check out, knew exactly who's truck that was. Because it's not a big town that we live in. What? Yeah. Everyone knows your truck. Everybody knows your truck. It's not as much as the previous truck. Most people know your truck. Yeah. The previous truck was pretty loud. Like, damn it. That's Dale's wife. Yeah. Dale's not here. And they're usually just wondering if Dale's like about it. Is he coming up? He's still hiding somewhere. It's funny. Yeah. The last time I went to the lows, the guy checking us out was like, hey, have you seen the cigar bar in the back? Did we talk about that? No. And he was totally kidding. But I imagine there could be a

21:57speak easy with a cigar bar in the back of the lows. That would be pretty cool. Those needs to get on that. I mean, they got wine bars and s**t in the grocery stores now. Yeah. The lows, the grocery, the place to be. The lows, hardware needs a yeah, speak easy. Step it up. Damn. What the hell? Yes. What ever hardware company? Like, lows, Home Depot, whoever puts the speak easy in first, they're dominating. Why is it going to be like, where's my husband's gone? Cigar, I'm moving in the back. No wives allowed. Yeah. That's pretty much what the just the idea was. Yeah. I feel like that's a good idea. You know those pieces in your closet that you find yourself wearing on repeat. The sweater that goes with everything. The perfect pair of pants or the TU somehow always reach for first. Those are the pieces that make getting dressed easy. And that's what Quince does best. Quince focuses on high quality wardrobe staples made with premium materials and timeless of first-tall styles designed to become the dependable pieces you reach for day after day. And it's not just clothing. Quince brings the same approach to everything they make from hotel

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24:05right? And it looks so put together. But they never stay shut. I don't care if you have on full on pajamas or nothing underneath. Like that thing's just willy nilly flying around, right? Do you not have the same experience with a robe? You're not. I've never worn a robe, but I know what you're saying. Not even in a hotel room. As a joke, I put one on and walk around and robes. And it's not it's not secure. There's nothing secure about a robe. No. So like I really have like this love hate situation going on with robes because I want it to work for me. And I see friends wearing them. Christy had one on the yard the other day. She's walking out getting her newspaper or something out of the yard. Like even Christy can pull off her robe and she's got she's got some curves like road from her robe stays on tight. Why is that? I don't ever stay on that towels. You always got to keep tying to not situate and situate it situate and it's the situating it. It just starts creeping open. That's one reason probably why all of a sudden it just flies open like it's like a contraption. That's a big robe. Yeah. We've had them hanging in our bathroom. Yeah. And they are like taking a lot of real estate on these hooks. Let's get rid of them. I just

25:07so annoyed with it. Like why don't they have buttons? Also, I feel like robes are only good if you're like standing up. You can't really sit down and be comfortable. Of course not. Yeah. You have to have a full on outfit underneath. And then they're rubbing against each other and now like it's like being in the sheets with pants on. Now they're like up to your knees. And if you have clothes on why do you have a robe on? Well, I don't know. But it does look cozy. Just get a snuggy. Well, we do. This is going to be an unpopular opinion. Robes don't say shut. Robes suck. Sorry. I feel like I feel like it is. Yeah. What about the conversation we've been trying to have about Amy and I are coming up on our 10th wedding anniversary. Don't buy me a robe. I'm not gonna. We can't figure out where to go. Hawaii. It's too far. We're we've got a plan to see Hawaii. Also, the kids have been begging us to get. Yeah. We got a plan to see Hawaii next year with the kids. Okay. Amy mentioned going back to Germany, going back to Ilwishheim where we

26:13got engaged. Yeah. At least for like a day because there's really not a whole lot else to do there. Yeah. And then visiting some other towns. So there's some towns in Germany. One is Rootberg and they're bad asses. It's like a Christmas town. It's like going back in time. And it's just so awesome. Yeah. There's a lot of town. It's got a wall all the way around it. All these little great places to sit outside and drink and eat and hang around and you can tour tour the town and there's all kinds every night. There's like a ghost tour or something where you walk around. But it would be a little cold. Yeah. Yeah. But I don't know. It's like it'd be fun. We want suggestions. I mean, we're going to get them. We don't want it to go. We don't want to fly to Hawaii because that's just a little too far. But also, I wanted to go to Japan or Australia, but that's too far as well, I think. But yeah, if Hawaii's too far, then I know. I know. So we're

27:16just trying to shape it up. It's not going to suggest that we're going to come flying in. And you don't really want cold. Well, it's going to be cold. I don't know. Well, it's a problem. The temperature probably won't be too bad. It's like we don't want to go somewhere where it's difficult to maneuver around. Right? If it's snow, like we want to go do and see things like see, you know, see some history or visit some. I told you I wanted activities. Yeah, we don't need to. We're not going to go sit at a pub. No barclay. And so I mean, that might be one of the things that we're doing. Some of that might be some of that in the evenings and so forth. But why don't you go to Germany for a day or two and then hop on a train and go somewhere else? Yeah, I've told him like Switzerland or something like that would be fun. Like once you're over there, it's so easy to get around. Yeah, you're right. Well, Switzerland was a thought because of, you know, you see all these beautiful Instagram posts about how amazing Switzerland is. But again, it would be not the green, beautiful, you know, summer, Switzerland. It would be ice cold.

28:24Frozen tundra. He's already cold thinking about it. He doesn't want to go. I don't know where we need to go, man. I kind of want to go somewhere sunny and beachy, but we do that so much. I don't know that we'd ever go somewhere sunny and beachy and have like a truly like a mind. You know, this is 10th anniversary. This is like a milestone. Have you gone to Paris? We talked about that. We're worried about going to Paris and like getting people to be in mean two Americans. I think it's more of like if you are like loud and noxious, then they're going to like return favor. But if you're just and I heard about it, you're going to be in the 10 year anniversary. You're good. Yeah, I feel like we would be fine. Especially in Paris, maybe not a small town. Paris would absolutely provide the sights and you know, the different things we could take a look at and like alpha tower or stuff like that. I've always wanted to go, I full tower. I took French in high school and so I don't know that's been welded into my brain. Like I need to go see

29:25it at some point in my life. How much French do you still know? I can count to 10. He can read a menu too. Well, we went to center pay for my 40th. He could he could communicate. He picked it up too. And his accent ironically was pretty good. I do that. Like a million. He actually does. We've talked about if he hangs out with certain friend groups, he starts talking like them, start laughing like them. I don't know why. I don't know what that is. Just wants to fit in. Like if I hang out with Michael Wattrop, I start laughing like he laughs. I don't know why. It's a weird thing. When he starts hanging out with Sonny and Sean or hangs out with them a little bit. I start talking more redneck. More a little bit more redneck. His words get abbreviated like everything starts turning into just sounds. You just assimilate with them. He's just he's just trying to connect. Yeah. I suppose I think it's a good thing. I don't know. It's not intentional. It's just like a morphing sort of thing that happens. Amy, what do you have against a joy? When I go to Texas, do I do anything? Not really. Yeah. I don't feel like I

30:29mean, there's a draw, but I don't feel like otherwise there's a whole lot of, I don't notice it an accent. You know what's me morphing over there? Well, I mean, I don't think there is one to morph into. I don't you know? Yeah. Yeah. Am I wrong? I don't know. Can you know when you grow up around something you just don't notice that being a thing? So I mean, going back there is kind of blind. It happens a lot when I get around Sean and Sonny. Yeah. I get I go heavy redneck. You hear like, bo. You know what I mean? Yeah. What's the way? He can do a pretty good RC impersonation too. So when he gets around him, he starts talking like RC, Richard, children, not on purpose. It just starts happening. It's not like I'm trying to imitate him. It is a weird thing that he does though. I don't have anything against Jorts. It was just like another unpopular opinion. I want to bring him back. Jorts? Jorts. I'm not wearing him. Why? No thanks. My dad used to mow the lawn in his jorts and there's a picture. I don't want to go

31:34anybody to go. Oh, she was checking her dad out. I wish I still had the short. They'd probably fit me now because he was in the 80s, you know? There's a picture of my dad playing basketball. Oh, yeah. In Jorts. Yeah. It's like he got there in his pants and he was like, sh**. It had to cut them off. Well, he chose a sporty length. Let me tell you. It is probably the one picture of my dad that I wish didn't exist. Why? Because his jorts were really short. They were. Yeah. They looked good. All right. I'm not. I'm not. So like, Jorts don't have to be short. They don't need to. We don't need to Google and draw their attention to it. Look at those yellow ones. Look there you go. There's your picture. So good. They're so good. See, Jorts now for guys are more of like a joke and like I'm here to party and have a good time. Yeah. It's a gimmick. Yeah. But like they can be long or short. You know, like the trend now is for long, back shorts to come back and women are wearing them.

32:37It's possible that he actually did bring those with the intention of wearing them. They look like they have been worn a couple of times. Yeah. I feel like he's worn those on the boat. In my mind, I wanted to believe that he got there and made them because of that necessity. You know, because he got there and he's like, sh** everybody's in shorts. Look how Tani is that yellow those yellow shorts. Well, those are just like Jim shorts. I know it. Look his legs. He's very tan. He putt use that tanning bed. That's right. It's fact that tanning bed. Yeah. I mean, he's a like guy. Yeah. I want to bring Jorts back. I feel like as a fashion thing, we just wrote him off. Well, girls can wear that. I don't think they're gone for girls. Well, I feel like for men too. Why can't we just go back and the shorty sporties are back because I think some suit shorts are now they've gone so far as like it's like I'm here to party like you can't wear them like on a Tuesday. Yeah. I feel like if you just started doing it, it would be okay. Jim, I don't think Jorts. Jorts. How did you do that? So Jorts. I wore my wet not purchase and you can wear some Jorts next week. I'll wear my Jorts next week for the show. I can't wait.

33:41Oh, yeah. How is your wet not purchase? I mean, I wore it just for Dale. Oh, that's when you came in today. I was wondering what was going on with you. I thought you'd been drinking already. Love Jorles. And so I want to show him this is my Jorles for you. Can you see it? Do you love it? Listen, it's pearls. It's Chanel. It's a classic. I was already declared she's going to steal it. So I'm going to have to figure out where to hide it from her, which is hard to do. But I loved it. I loved my wet not experience. I will be back. Me and TJ are going to have a wet not we're going to we're going to have a wet not show. We're going to do it right here in the studio. Oh, yeah. Sometimes toward the end of October, I've got a bunch of items. I'm just going to sell. I'm just going to say I go, could be a disaster. Could be really fun. Did Ncletus throw in a couple of pieces? Cletus threw in a couple of pieces. Are you going to sell girly stuff? Did you start

34:41to do just a little? No, we're selling guys stuff. I think the next one is we need an Amy. What? Amy could do one. Yeah. I got some stuff to get rid of. Well, we'll see. It's like the new HDTV. Like we're you know, people used to sell stuff all there. I don't know if we go to that part, the selling part. The procuring. Yes. The selling part probably not. You know the item. Then just you just kind of talk about it. There it is. This is what it is. I like it because of the X Y and Z. You get a couple of your girlfriends to come in. I mean, you're your auctions just 15 seconds. So I mean, you have to be two damn descriptive descriptive. It's going to be going here and going. I'll see how yours goes. All right. I'm excited. I'm excited because it from what I've seen, it's pretty pretty easy going. Pretty loose goosey. Like we'll see. It's not an uptight space. That's for sure. Yeah, it's a lot of fun. Yeah. I'm looking forward to it. We're going to do that later this October. Is it October now? No, no. It's barely September. I think it's the 10th.

35:49It's the 10th. Oh, I got a race in October too. Newport. Well, quit Russian. Yeah, let's not rush us to. I'm not Russian. You're Russian. I'm German. I'm German. I knew it. I knew it. That's why I looked over. I'm like, he's going to say it. He's going to say it. I can't help myself. He's knee slapping. Let's talk about the race. I ran it. Floor it. So I went and ran this per late model race. We talked about it. If you go on my social media on Instagram, you can see all kinds of cool videos that we made all kinds of great content. But the girls came. So I'm excited about this because they've they went to a race last year and now they're coming again. And I'm going to actually race a little bit earlier. Our race is going to start at seven. So maybe they'll they'll get to watch it. Amy's going to. Yeah, last time we all fell asleep. Yeah, I went to put the girls down. Nicole was pretty small. And I'm like, man, this is going to be cool. They came down to the car for, you know, the anthem and all that. So we're

36:50extending by the car got a picture is made. I'm in my uniform. And so I'm thinking in that moment, I'll end the call or registering that I am going to climb in this car and I'm going to race. They're going to go up in the suite and look down and see that car. Go didey's in it. And he's racing around. And so that's what I think is about to happen. I go run my race. I finished second. It's all exciting. Amy comes rolling up on a golf cart and me and Tony Jr. backslapping and laughing and Amy's laughing and we're just goofing off. And then I learned that when they left the car before the race started, they went to the camper and watched it all on flow. What's wrong with that? That's how you just watch every cup race was watching it in the bus. They watched the race. They were at the race track. But in the camper watching it on a television set. Just about every NASCAR race. It was a thousand degrees outside. And we had Gus. And I was a little concerned about

37:54Gus needing to go out to go to the bathroom. And Kenny took Kenny and I both to pick him up to get him in and out of the camper. It was a situation. I now have this quest to run a race that my girls actually see with their eyeballs. I don't think that they so they didn't see him put his helmet on or get in the car. You know what I mean? Like they didn't even watch that. But I mean it's just something that I need to happen. I need I need it to happen. I need me to run this race and they'll actually see it with their eyeballs. Yeah. Okay. Well, they did. You know, at Bristol when I called on fire, they were up in the sweet watching. Yes. I was experienced as was traumatic because she's like daddy's on fire. Daddy's on fire. Daddy's on fire. Like he's fine. He's fine. He's out of the car. He's okay. She was like my dad's burning up right now. That was a couple of years ago now. She's eight. That was when she was six or five. Oh, yeah. She's totally younger than that. But yeah. Because it was Bristol. That's been a while since you were in a couple of years. I was like, okay,

38:56we'll have to figure that out. Yeah. Oh, I'm going to run some work. I know. Of course, you're going to run some more. I'm going to do when they can go and sit in the scene. Tony Jr. I just talked to Tony senior this morning. I said pops. You were really missed. Yeah. And he goes, we have to do more. I'm like, you're damn right. I like the sound of that. I think Amy, me racing with Tony Jr. and my mind, Amy's a little more like, yeah, good to do that. Your mind is such a weird place. Because I don't tell you know anytime, but you are calm and like you seem to enjoy it. And it doesn't seem like I love racing my late mouth stock car with my guys and our team. And I'll just bet I'll just own it like the late mouth stock class is so freaking competitive. I put Connor Zilch in my car and qualified 10th or so and finished six in the race and SVG run 13th. And just to hop in that class and do it every now and then every six months, you get you teet kick in. The pros are competitive, but their car counts a little lower. It's a little more disparity between

40:01the front and the back of the field. Obviously the GMS car is a house car. It's turnkey bad ass. It's the racetrack. Tony Jr. knows everything about the car because he designed it and built it. So I mean, it's like a perfect scenario to go run it. But Well, too like y'all have race together. I mean, it was amazing. It's been a while. But we had not race together like on the radio. Him calling the shots in 1315 years. And I mean, when we got there and we started racing or practicing, I'm like, why have we not been doing this? Yeah. He's just so laid back. He's calmsdale down, you know, without even having to try. You'll see GMS and everybody cut this little clip that we we collaborated on on Instagram. And you can see Tony Jr. in Howie operates. And it's just he's just got confidence. And he just kind of like, you know, I don't know how to explain it, but he just makes sense. Yeah. He's lifting you up.

41:03Yeah. What the girls think of coming out to like the driver's job with you. They love the flow coverage. The girls thought the coverage on flow was fantastic. No, but when they because they came out with you, we always appreciate the flow coverage, just for sure. But they love it with you, usually they they freeze up in that environment because it is it's a lot. It's overstimulating. And it's not usually it's not something that kids are just engulfed in and in everyday life. So like we go to the racetrack, depending on where it is, it doesn't really matter. There's like that rush of people kind of going towards the cars or going towards Dale and they don't know how to handle that. And so we get down there and Dale is already back in the tunnel getting ready to walk out and we're with, I don't know who we're walking with, but Carson, no Carson was already down. Anyway, we're trying to find Dale because the girls have decided, I list decided, especially that she wants to walk out with that. Which is so cool. They come up and they're like, I'm going to walk out. She overall Nicole has always been really, really afraid of the crowds and the attention and hates it. And she just didn't even didn't even flinch. And I was really proud of her to see

42:05that. It's like personal growth. Love checkmark. Always great to see that. And Nicole was a little hesitant, but only because she couldn't see you. And so she wasn't going to follow her sister because she didn't wait for her enough to like hold her hand. And so she turns around and she's starting to get upset. And I was like, I'll go with you. It's fine. He's right back there. She was like gripping my hand. Like she looked like she was about to cry. She was so overwhelmed with all the energy and everybody. And she's so tiny. She can't see over anybody. All the guys in driver suits. A bunch of dudes. Yeah. A bunch of men. A bunch of race cars. It's a lot. And so I walked her back there to you. And she could see y'all. And she walked out. But I think the whole thing for her was like a little overwhelming. As soon as they get out of the tunnel, they saw Carson sitting there at the door and ran after her. Yeah. We're not done. Yeah. They're supposed to walk over the wall towards the car. So like the kids scattered one in each direction like cats. And then Dale walks over by himself. And then he gets over the wall and doesn't know where to walk either. I was like, Oh man, we're gonna go from here. The earnards don't know what's happening. I'm not mis-winging. They're like, Dale, your car's that way. All right. I'm going this way. Will you go and run in second? All the competitors that I race with in the car store will laugh

43:09at this. We run second. And I'm thinking as a cross the finish line. And I was like, Oh man, I appreciate y'all. That's fun. And then I'm thinking, I believe I go to the front straight away. I think the top three go to the front straight away. But I'm not sure. Never ran top three. This is interesting. So I get around to the pit road. And I interested. I kind of slow down and stop. And there's like three or four cars behind me. And they're like, what are you doing? Where are you going? I know. Pick a lane. I'm like, where do I go? And they're like, first front straight away. I'm like, Oh, yeah, that's right. First way to way. Top three. I'm like, man, look like a damn rookie out here. Well, you work. You're on your car. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was good. Oh, I could go on and on. But I just wanted to shout out Corle joy. He built a new carbon seat. Building a seat is, you know, the seat is very part, very important to the safety and all that. And he's been designing this carbon seat. And I've been, he brought

44:16it to the shop months ago for me to take a look at. And he's been eager to get my penny on it and all this stuff. And so we put this car together or this GMS put this car together like in two weeks. So the seat gets there. The seat gets bolted in. I show up. The, the, the guys that are going to do the insert they show up. We're doing all this like on Monday. And then they're going to take the insert and get it wrapped in the felt and bring it back. And everything was like rushed into the very finish line. So I'm just really thankful about all the help everybody putting all that together. Cori's seat was fantastic. He's really owned something with that new carbon seat. Short trackers need to be in safe stuff. And, and that's a new new, that's a new tool for everybody to look into. So I'm excited about that. How come those cars don't have cooling systems? Like, is it not typical? Why is that? It's always like a supersonic hot situation.

45:18Yeah. So I'd never ran a pro in the exhaust on the pro light model comes out of the engine and goes wraps up over the top of the motor and goes down. And so it was really, really hot from my knees down. Yeah. Like my right shin was super, super warm. Kind of like it, you know, just being in the sun all day, getting a little sunburn from my knees up, perfectly comfortable. Fine. But just just a little foot box down there for them cars and it was just really warm. But the, the late model stock is way worse. Like Connor and SVG and all those guys, they got out of the cars and they were like, I need a minute SVG got out of the car and he's like, I was standing there ready to go, Hey man, appreciate you. And he's like, give me a second. He went and laid down in the hall or where their condition was and just laid there for about five or 10 minutes. Yeah. I mean, it's dehydrating already. And then with the heat and then the car's heat, it's a lot.

46:18That the light model stock is a very, very hot race car. And it was 95 degrees in the middle of the day, 91, 88 degrees when we rest super humid. So a lot of drivers are starting to run those little cool vests. Yeah. Um, Keelan Harvick runs one. His dad insists that he runs it. Sure. And it's really smart. I mean, when you all started running those in cup, I thought that was genius. They're, they're good. A long-awaited thing. But yeah. Oh, they're, I mean, everyone runs one now in cup. They just came into this, the, the scene in the last probably six or seven at year. They fail so much though. Because they don't fail a little bit. It's not because of the device. It's everything with the car, but it's operation of it. The people that prime it. I'll, and that's what makes me nervous about doing it to late model level. Our guys don't have experience with it. If you put that thing on and you go run it and it fails, oh my gosh. You're boil. Now you're boiling water on it. You would not, yeah, it's worse. You would not be in a good, good place. And so that's a big risk to take. Is it too hot to race a late-mile stock? No,

47:22but it pushes you right to that limit. Um, but I mean, that was the worst case scenario, because it was 90 degrees. I mean, not all, we, you know, we only have that kind of a situation three or four times a year at the most. But I remember when Carson, uh, Quoppel was racing our late models. He struggled. I mean, he had more trouble getting to the end of late model stock races than he does in the Arali series today. Yeah. That's super, super hot in those cars in the summer. You can't think in that kind of environment. It's tough. Yeah. But it's still worth it. It's still fun. I'm so glad. Yeah. You may have heard the best voice in show business. Morgan Freeman talking about a serious and under diagnosed heart condition that's often missed ATTR cardiac amylodoysis or ATTR CM. It's a condition that can greatly disrupt your life with symptoms like severe fatigue, shortness of breath and carpal tunnel. If left untreated, ATTR CM may become serious, leading to a shorter lifespan. A truebie helps adults with ATTR CM live longer and have fewer

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49:30blank cage diving with great white sharks world world travel. I mean, I want to travel. Well, I want to go to, oh, I would name the lit. I want to, I want to check Alaska off the list. I want to go back to Japan. I want to go back to Australia. No, no, bucket list. If you're supposed to lowering the ladies in with your comments, if you're going back, it's not the bucket list, you've already checked it off. Somebody's going to like this. I'm not worried about you all. I'm not trying to go out with you too. You're not. Well, damn. I'm already out. I'm already swiped. Am I going left or right? Which way do we go? I, all right. All right. My bucket list. Mm-hmm. Like Alaska works. You've never been there. The glaciers in Alaska bar hopping through Alaska. Visit the Eiffel Tower. No. No. I have a tower. It's cool, but not bucket list. He's like, now I'm being judged on it. So it doesn't, it's not. I'll ask because it's just not,

50:34but I think a lot of people would have on their bucket list. Yeah, like cage diving is pretty cool. I really do. I don't want to do that. I would go. We used to hang out with Wild Bill. Do you remember him? Yeah. From the Deadly's Catch. Oh, yeah, yeah. Like an actual pirate. You know, he's the coolest. And he told me he would take me to do that in the Bahamas. I mean, I know there's probably places that are better to do it like Australia or wherever. I know the Bahamas pretty cool. But he said you can do it in the Bahamas. And I'm like, I want to do that, but we haven't. Yeah. So I feel like since you could do it so close, it's an attainable is an answer to him. Or what did we say? What? Where did we say we were? No, um, not Switzerland. Yeah, my bucket list. Your bucket list is Switzerland? Sure. Bar hopping in Switzerland. Okay. Yeah. There you go. In a snuggie. Whatever. Being more of a comfortable. All right. The next question is what I order for the table is blank.

51:34So like if you're out if you're out with a group, like what are you ordering? Margaritas. Buffalo shrimp. I like that's a good answer. Not a bucket of beer. We're sharing, we're sharing shrimps. You share your shrimps with me? Get a beer tower. Ooh, beer tower shrimp. Buffalo shrimp and a bucket of beer. Yeah. Let's see. That's a good answer. There you go. My greatest strength is. Hmm. I can't say that. I don't know. Loyalty. Yours? Yeah, that's a good answer. I feel like my movie loyalty over yours. Who's more loyal? Who's more weird? Who can stare harder? What is mine? Heli. My greatest strength. Your greatest strength. Is helping people nap? Your greatest strength is, I don't know how you articulate this in more concise way, but her greatest strength is her thoughtfulness. Oh, there you go. Thoufulness. Yeah. Like her

52:38her ability to like. Tangent. Her her ability to acts of acts of kindness and service and gift giving to her friends and family. She's off the charts. Cool. Yeah, that's good one. That's good. We'll get along if we'll get along if you'd like to talk on loan card. I was just going to say if you're like, damn it. You took that right out of my mouth. We'll get along if you know how to leave me alone. If you can read the room, we're going to be justified. If loving this is wrong, I don't want to be right. I'm sorry. If loving this is wrong, I don't want to be right. Like Linda Ron's dad saying, man, I'm not sure. I feel like Dale's would have to be video games at 50. Like,

53:40what? Don't get me like that. Yeah. I'm sorry. Video games for Dale. Yeah, video games. Amy. I don't know. What do I do that's wrong? I'm having taxidermy squirrels. That's a good one. If loving destiny is wrong, I don't want to be right. In my friends group, I'm the one who does lose everything. Yeah. We need music. Yeah. In my friends group, I'm probably the more obnoxious you know, the smarty pants of the group. It's a good one. And last one, dating me is like dating me is like a roller coaster ride. That's a good that's seen that before. Oh yeah. So it's not that's not funny. That's annoying. That's one that's used. We're one way to get to paradise. If you saw that on hinge, would be like, yes, please. They didn't mean is like you help.

54:43Well, dating you and being married a year or two totally different things, dating you was quite the adventure. Quite the adventure is the answer. I don't have and I don't have a rule book. I like, I told him this forever ago, you should come with a user's manual. Put that down. It's an adventure. Take that as you will. That is you. What's it? Is that it? We got your guys as a dating profiles. I feel like we should have asked you all of these questions. Nothing. And we should actually use them. No, thank you. I want to see your hand profile. Okay. Have you been using it lately? Not really. Thank our first conversation was about one of your dates. Yeah. And she said, oh, the dry journey was doing dry January. And I'm like, we're going to get rid of her. So you haven't used it in a while. Was that the last one? No, you have to realize that it is. He doesn't like going to ask questions. He's like, he's slinking down. No, you call it off-shut to you. I dying to see what it looks like. I'm old enough to have been around before dating apps,

55:44we even existed. So was I. Well, and but you were an adult. And yeah, like I was old enough to be around when they didn't exist. But I was old enough to use them. But then I got into relationship and didn't need them when they became a thing. So it's so I remember when they first kind of came out. And it was like match calm. Yeah. People were like, it was a joke to do it. Right. It was like taboo taboo. And people would clown you using that as the punchline. Well, it was used for older people too. I feel like it wasn't something that the younger crowd was using. Yeah. It was like kind of a sad like, oh, you have to use match calm to find people. And now it's like very normal and like normal. Different apps for different types of groups of people. Yeah. It is wild. It is wild. So Dale and I have same thing. I never really, never. I feel like we missed the cost of that. Just like, I'm grateful for that. And I'm grateful for

56:47not having a smartphone when I was in college. Imagine being thrown all those things that really would have sucked. Could you imagine like being thrown back into a single life and having to freaking I would be single forever. Navigate. I first of all, if something happens to you, I am going to be an old spencer. There ain't no f**king way. I'm going to try to train another man. I am done. I am done, done, done, done, done. Love you. Don't want anything to have in you. But this is it for me. Yeah. But dating like that would be impossible. No, it would. I would not welcome that. Yeah. Because I would, I would refuse to like adapt to all these new tools. I would try to do it the way I used to do it. That would be okay. I think there's people out there that still want that. Yes. The same people that still want to talk to a bartender to order a drink. You know what I mean? It's like a tangible magazine. Yeah. Yeah. They're out there. I can't imagine. That would be miserable. It would. It would be really awkward. Would you still use your

57:51same game like just stare at people like a bird dog until they came to you? Would you still do that? That's not what I did. That's pretty much what you did. No. I stared at you. Yeah. Just staring at you. Yeah. Like I wouldn't know. You know, talking to my buddies drinking. No, like when you were by yourself and you didn't have that, you know, those surroundings. I just stared. You just stared. Like across the room. Yeah. No. Martin Friedrich was in the room once when you did it. And he and I were in the Elvis room and you walk in and you just stare at him. And in the old home. It wasn't finished yet. Nobody was living in it. We were there for there for like IT. Nothing was. Oh, we were in a framed out house. What does that have to do with anything? You didn't say anything. You just walk in and you just stare. Like come hit her woman. Well, we were dating. Barely. Well, we were talking. It's still your tactic. No, no, no. You make it sound like before we ever became a thing that I would see you places and just stare at you. Like what the hell?

58:55You did it more after we actually had the initial conversation. Right. But it was still. It was so important. I'm allowed to stare at you. No, but it was the it was the only thing you were doing. You would come into the room and instead of saying anything like hello, how are you? Oh, I'm so glad to see you hug that like the normal things. No, you just stand across the room and bird dog me this until I kind of came over to you. That's right. Yeah. Well, that's after where we've agreed that there's a thing going on. Before that, I'm Greg. I'm normal. I don't bird dog you at the bar. Like man, I'll think that girl's hot. We just stare at her. I feel like you do that. No. Yeah. I feel like you might do that. You're just sabotaging me in case I ever do it because I think I'm right what I'm doing. Tell if you think it's going to say might be a bird dog. You're making all the wind. If you had to go in another first weirdo, he's so weird. This is too much. You ladies don't want anything to do with this. Amy, do you think if you went on another first date,

59:59he would just eat his meal real fast again and just yeah, he doesn't slow down. He's never slowed down eating. The girl is we have a running joke in the house. Like if the girl's finished something before him, they're like done before dad. I'm like, well, you did a good head start, but yes, you're done before dad. Yeah. No, he's not going to slow down. I feel like he's going to sit on the same side of the booth and share your plate. That's what he's going to do. I do feel like that. Being in relationship with me is an adventure. It is. We're not bored. I've never been bored. I'm highly entertained. A lot of good, a lot of entertaining, but also a lot of... There's been some challenges, but we find... Yeah. Just a lot of unnecessary anxiety and worry and yeah. Yeah. Just to talk me off the ledge a lot. Yes. I get overthink everything. He overthinks everything. Yeah. Just about, except for those socks he put on today, he didn't think about that too long. No. You don't have to think about that. You just open the drawer and... Whatever pops out at your face.

1:01:04No, it's a drawer full of socks and you're just like, there's two that match. Perfect. Wait, so you had a drawer full of socks and you chose those? You made something you didn't have many to choose from. I probably had... Show this. Hold, please. He's got a drawer full of socks that all have patterns on them. So the nice dress socks that he would choose to match his outfit, of course. And then he's got the sporty socks and all of his hunting socks and all of the real... The industrial socks, you know what I'm saying? So he's got a drawer of those. He's got lots of things. You don't have a drawer full of ankle socks, but they're all loose to goose. Wait, they're not paired up matched. Nope. You're a sociopath. No, that's my fault. I can't stand it. I can't stand it when they're folded inside out and you make a ball out of them. I take them off. I like them flat. I take them off. Listen, I take my socks off. I ball them up. I fold them to one. I throw them in the hamper. And he goes, quit doing that. Well, it's a problem because now I have to touch your sweaty dirty, sweaty socks more than I want you to get in there. I don't want them to separate in the

1:02:06hamper because then someone gets washed. The other one doesn't get washed. They'll have to get the next load to get the next... They cut the other one from the other socks. They join up later after the second load. It's so annoying though. I kill come back from a weekend at the race track or something and these socks are still damp sometimes and I'm grossed out. But why do I have to undo them? Sometimes I just throw them in there like that. You get washed and you come out, I'll put together then you go back and throw all of it together. Dale, you need to not ball them up when you're done with them. Amy, Amy, when you're putting them together, when they're clean, you need to ball them up so they stay together. That's not happening. And his nice socks that are long, like I fold them in half, they're perfectly lined up in the door. My sock drawer is... Until he gets to it and he's my sock drawer is about 160 socks that they don't know where their brother their pairs at. It's like, hey, I'm in. They're probably not in here. He might be over there. He might... He's in that corner. There he is. That's lies. It's organized. Not at all. That's because of you. Okay. I give him all of his

1:03:08socks perfectly, like, paired up and matched. Hold them together. Who's the sociopath really? You. I like it tiny. You got to fold the socks. They don't stay... They don't... They can't close their drawers sometimes when they get all balled up like that. It's the next step of amount of socks. Maybe get rid of those white ones. We can just leave those here. Yeah. We throw those at the garbage on the way out. I didn't know you couldn't wear white socks with black tennis shoes. You can't if you want to get me fun of. Well, all right. Well, that's it for the day. All right. Thank you guys for listening. Hit subscribe if you haven't already. Please also don't forget to check out all the merch at shop.dirtymometh.com and we will see you next week. Check out dirtymo media on Instagram, Facebook, X and TikTok. When racing through life, staying informed helps you stay on track. And as a leader in the GLP1 space, ozimpic is making moves with the bold way forward. The ozimpic pill. Call 1-8-3-3-ozimpic or visit ozimpic.com to view the medication guide. And before the next turning your treatment

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