D&P Highlight: Terrible Joke Tuesday!

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1:00You know, my son was chewing on electrical cords the other day really I had to ground him He's doing better currently Early Get out okay. Hey Jesse. Yeah, what's up? Dana. Dana's I'm here Where do the Irishman sit behind their house? Wait, wait, sorry. What do you call the Irishman who sits behind his house? I don't know. What do you call him, man? Patti O'Ferniture. Oh nice you guys Right now, thanks Hey, Scott. Hey Jesse. What's going on? Hey, not much. Hey, what do you call a bulletproof Irishman? I don't know ricochet That was a bad Irish sex. Hey Scott. Hey Sam. What do you call a giant Irish spider? I don't know Patti long legs A lot of patties quiet Dan Hey Jesse. Yeah, he's got you think gas and electric bills are outrageous. They are. Yeah, you should see chimneys this through the roof

2:04Hey, Sam. Yeah, I wanted to tell you something yesterday actually cut myself shredding cheese Yeah, I wanted to blame somebody, but I realized with great power comes great responsibility Hey, Scott Sam What does an Irishman call it when he only has 66% of a bowel movement? I don't know two turds Very good. Yeah You turn. Hey Sam. Yeah, what is Nancy? This is from 5478. What is Nancy Carrigan's favorite letter in the alphabet? I don't know That's a good one Hey Jesse. Yeah, hey Sam. An Irishman walks out of a bar Yeah, and then what that's the joke that's the whole that's the whole joke jokes on me. Hey Scott What do you call it when an inmate gets tased? Mm-hmm shock a con

3:09Oh my Hey Scott Sam you know for a long time researchers have argued that when you pass gas there's only two options Yeah, silent or loud But I swear in my studies there is a turd option A lot of patties and turds today. Hey Jesse. Hey Scott from 3998. You know my grandfather has the heart of a lion It does he yeah, and the lifetime band from the zoo Haha Hey Sam yes, I just heard that the population of Ireland's capital is increasing exponentially what in fact it's Dublin Sam yes from 96 99 you know I got in touch with my inner self the other day really I learned I need to get better toilet paper Hey Jesse

4:10Wow I was trying to hold that one. Hey Sam did you hear about the kidnapping of school today? No, man. You woke up. Sorry That's good. I laughed too much for this Uh, hey Jesse. Hey Scott. This is uh For 5874 again. Uh, what do you call a dehydrated Frenchman? What Pierre? Haha Oh, man. I think this one's okay About to find out what is the difference between a Vietnamese restaurant and an Indian restaurant God, who's this addressed you by the way? Oh, uh, hey Jesse. Yeah. Hey, what is the difference between a Vietnamese restaurant and an Indian I don't know what is it one is full of profit. The other is non-profit. That's great. That's that's excellent I'm still on that one. Hey Scott. Yeah, what thinks the unthinkable? I don't know An iceberg Hey Jesse. Hey Sam. Did you know that Mike Tyson was a religious man?

5:11Pleasant. Yeah, I hope once you're right in the faith We are making fun of people with lists. So that is not okay You're a rotating theme here. Hey Sam. Yes, I'm 1168. I tell you I went to the smoke shop the other day. No, only to discover it was now in a peril shop. Really? Yeah close, but no cigar Hey, Scott Sam, where do you find a pirate who's lost? He's wouldn't lay Sam. I don't know, but where do you? Right where you left me? That's exactly right. We've got the news with Dan Weinbaum coming your way In two minutes. Well done on your first try. Well done sir. Thank you. You're on Dan in parks Thanks for listening to the Dana and Parks podcast remember you can catch us online anytime at KMBZ.com I'm Mark Salinger producer and one of the hosts of the Moth podcast for nearly two decades

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