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D&P Highlight: Happy Sloppy Joe Day!

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The Dana & Parks PodcastD&P Highlight: Happy Sloppy Joe Day!. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.

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Okay. Today, by the way, is National Sloppy Joe Day. Sloppy Joe. Sloppy Joe. That was a cue, Sam. What is going to happen is fast. Hey, at, um, at Jasper, he calls it a Sloppy Giuseppe. I know. It's, that's even more. It's, like, a... Hey, sir Sloppy Joe's at Jasper? Yeah, I think he has, he has a Sloppy Giuseppe. Oh, oh, oh, my. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it sounds kind of intimate. Uh-huh. Hello. Hello Giuseppe. Lunch, lady land. Well, I wear this net on my head. Because my red hair is falling out. Oh, yes. I wear this round off the pedic's shoes. Because I got a bad case of the gout.

Well, I know you want seconds on the corn dogs. But there's no reason to shout. Everybody gets enough food down here in the magical. Uh-huh. So I saw Adam, by the way, if you've never seen Adam Sandler in, in concert and, and literally you have to say in concert because it's half comedy, half music. Uh, I remember we went to see him on February 11th, 2023. I think I was there. Was that it was an independence? No, it was at a team mobile center. Oh, I went to go see him when he was out in the independent center. No, I went with the Meeds and somebody who's no longer relevant. And it was one of the funniest shows that I have ever seen in my entire, he is absolute. I went in thinking, this is good.

Yeah. I might laugh a couple of times. It's Adam Sandler. It'll be fine. It was one of the most brilliant comedy shows I've ever seen in my entire career. I've ever seen a grade. Slavic Joe Slavic Joe Slavic Joe Slavic Joe Slavic Joe Slavic Joe Slavic Joe Slavic Slavic Slavic Yeah, it was absolutely brilliant. Rest in peace, Chris Farley. Oh, oh, can you play a little bit of that? I honestly got Chris Farley as one of my favorite actors. And he ends the show with a Elmage, it's a song tribute to Chris Farley. Who was his best friend? And you know, I didn't know Chris Farley from Adam. I just liked his movies, Tommy Boy, you know, and the others. But how vulnerable he was in his little homage to Chris Farley, I was in tears.

I was in tears, listening to him sing about his friend, and that's the lyric, my friend Chris Farley. I interviewed Tim Meadows, who is also aren't sounding alive, and they were besties, Tim and Chris Farley. And when Tim Meadows was talking about him, he got choked up. So that's a pretty powerful life force. If you, you know, I mean, Chris Farley's what, he's been gone like 15 years. Oh, it's been longer than that. This podcast is brought to you by Wise, the app for international people using money around the globe. With the Wise account, you can send, spend, and receive in over 40 currencies, with no markups and no hidden fees, whether you're sending pesos across the pond, spending royals and Rio, or getting paid in dollars for your side gig, you'll get the mid-market exchange rate on every transaction. Plus, most transfers arrive in less than 20 seconds, joined 15 million customers internationally. Be smart, get wise, download the Wise app today, tease and see supply. Get more out of every mile when you share the ride to work.

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I know he was 27. It was 98. 99. Dan, would you look that up if you don't mind? When Chris Farley died, I think it was like 98.99. There's a documentary out that his brother did on him. I think it's called I Am Chris, and it was really, I think it's on Netflix and it was really powerful. December 18, 1997. 97. Okay. I think this opening versus clean, the bomb has a lot of cuss words in it. If it's not, we'll dump it. So we're going to do our best. Okay. I listened to the three later verses. They all have bad words. This one seems to be clean. Okay. Okay. Here we go. I'll Saturday night, my man would always do better, whether he was the bumblebee girl or living. In a burn down by the river, I love it. He loved the bears, and it could dance at chippendales, it's waysy when they rewasers coffee with boulders. He went crazy.

There we go. We got to dump that. Whoa. We're dumping that. Oh. Magnum buddy. Chris. It's my day. I was trying to make it. It's my day. Yeah. We were trying to keep it clean, but apparently that the boy cusses a lot in that song. That's just a first day. Last day. MCC. MCC. That's my motto. At least I. We dumped it. We dumped it. At least I wasn't responsible for that. So. Which I usually did. It didn't go up in the air. Okay. We're fine. We're fine. We're fine. Always makes you sweat a little bit. Anyway, sloppy Joe Dade, would anybody care to guess where the sloppy Joe was invented? Coney Island? No. Not even in the United States. Germany. No. Guam. No. Well, that's going to capsize. The lesser Antilles.

Iowa. Havana. Havana. Cuba. Question mark exclamation point. There was a bartender by the name of sloppy Joe. Sloppy Joe. Who invented the sloppy Joe? That is correct. Yes, text line. If you are on the stream, you did hear potty mouth Adam Sandler. Oh, text line. Bless. It's not against the law to play bad words on the internet. I tried. Sam, we caught it. It's fine. Let it go. Who's in line for mixed tape today? I am. Okay. Let's do it. Mix it up. Who's going to win? I'm going to win. I'm going to win. I'm going to win. I'm going to win. Have you ever won? One, one, one. Well, it's great. And by that, he means even a point. It's great to have goals. There you go. There you go. Today is going to be the day that I win.

What is the lesson we have learned after playing mixed tape for so long without winning a single time? That you cheat? No. Oh, that I choose poorly? No. Oh, Sam, would you care to fill them in? You aren't very good. No. Oh. I wasn't sure where you wanted me to go with that. What is the key to winning mixed tape? Play for the audience, not your personal preference. That is correct. I have noticed that if I play for the audience, I almost always win. And when I don't, I always lose. You play the hits fine, not your hits. You have to admit that was really, really funny when I played Kalice's milkshake for all three songs last time. You have to admit that was... And how many did you win? Hull air. It was Hull air. It was... That was for comedic effect. I didn't win it. It was, Sam? Oh, I got a point. I got a point. I got the last one. Oh, you did get one more. Because the woman thought she was like, oh, I see what you're doing.

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