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A survey asked wedding guests to share the cringiest wedding moment they've witnessed...That had everyone questioning whether the bride and groom would last... and we're going over the best responses!
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Brooke and Jeffrey — Cringiest Wedding Moments. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
0:00Once you attend enough weddings, you realize you're going to have to suffer through some cringe moments. So these things. It's broken Jeffrey in the morning. I mean, the best man's speech that goes on for 15 minutes too long. Dude, it is never planned. Like, why can't y'all write something down? Just be funny on the fly. That'll play well. Are the efficient who moans when he tells the groom to kiss the bride? Oh, no. That's pretty a little bit longer, but that's just really funny. Or the jealous flower girl who ran over and bit the woman who caught the bouquet. That was her bouquet. I get it. But by far, the most awkward type of wedding to attend are the ones where it's painfully obvious that the bride and groom are just not a very good match for each other. Oh, I've never seen this. That's why a popular publication did a survey that asked, what's a wedding moment you witness that screamed yikes. This couple is not going to last long.
1:00A shocking number of answers came in. Okay, let's get the tea. One person said, I went to a wedding where the bride's parents gave a speech. And they included a note about the groom saying, you certainly weren't the type of man we envisioned our daughter marrying. But you have children together and you'll have to find a way through. My parents are so mean. I love that they didn't change their mind even till the day up. I remember what I went to where it is part of the vows. They were talking about how they met at a frat party. And I was like, oh my gosh, grown. I saw you do that kickstand. I knew. Those were almost the words. That was definitely the vibe they were giving off, for sure. As a former frat bro, fraternity days can be very romantic. Okay, so how dare you? I mean, a bunk room is hot. Absolutely. Another wrote, I was at a wedding where the groom's mom kissed the groom on the lips for a while. And she didn't while the bride stood right next to them.
2:02It wasn't some family tradition or regional custom. It was just straight awkward. Again, parents, man. It's giving Victoria Beckham. Another person said, I'm a wedding photographer. And I would say the intensity that a bride or groom shoves cake into each other's faces directly correlates to how long I think they'll last. I think it's very, very good point. Yeah, I think the harder the shove, the stronger the love. I think it's the opposite. Great to disagree on that. We're going over a new survey that asked people to share a wedding moment that they witnessed that screamed. This couple is not going to last long. Dude, I feel like I want updates on all of these just to see if they actually got divorced or not. Someone said, I was at a wedding where the bride slept with the best man at the end of the night. The groom had already passed out at the party. They ended up lasting one whole year because the groom never found out. Oh, whatever else. Oh, they told them later. Okay. I thought you met her and the best man lasted a whole year.
3:03Oh, man. Okay, she wanted a night. She could remember. Yeah. Cold feet not exist anymore. You know what? If I want to sleep with this guy, maybe I shouldn't get married. Her feet were too hot. Yeah. Another person said, I knew it was a bad omen when the bride only wanted to invite a certain part of the groom's family. No. Of course, her entire family all got invites, but only a handful of the grooms were allowed to attend. I mean, looking at my own family, I'm like, I get it. Yeah. Like a drama. Yeah. How would you want us all there? Yeah. But you can't say, like, my whole family can come, but not yours. Yeah. Yeah, you have to word it different. Yeah. One person said, I went to a wedding where the couple had a unity candle for their ceremony, but it just would not light. They tried for almost five minutes until they had to give up. It's like a prank candle. Amazing. Oh, yeah. One where it lights and then goes off after 15 seconds. Oh, that would be hilarious.
4:04This wedding guest said, during the party, the bride and groom played a who knows their partner better game. Uh-oh. In front of all the guests, these can be fine. They both failed almost every question, including their Bose parents' names. Whoa. Oh, that's really bad. For the drunk. Yeah. This was the biggest wedding. I feel like this is a game that you save for the bachelor and bachelor at party. Yeah. You don't play it for this reason in front of other people. Yeah, we're going over a new survey that asked people to share a wedding moment. They witnessed that screamed. This couple is not going to last long. Someone said, I went to a wedding where the bride and groom entered the reception to the song November Rain. With the lyric, nothing lasts forever. And we both know hearts can change. Oh, what? They were done within the year. Oh, my God. Here's another bad one. They said, I knew the marriage was doomed when the groom mentioned in his vows the smell of his bride's stinky gas when she wakes up in the morning. See, like, I know you think that's wrong, but it's not cute in front of the whole family.
5:06I would dutch up in you from now until the end of time, girl. Like, Brooke did ask for the two to be included in the vows. He did put two. That's right. You did. Oh, no. But luckily, he said I never did it, which was helpful in the vows. Yeah, in the vows. He said I never ever. So he lied in his vows. Yes. That's the truth. Finally, one person said a massive red flag is a long list of previous marriages for both people. Yeah. They attended a ceremony where the bride announced. So this is my fourth marriage and it's Robert's fifth definitely took us a while to find each other, but it was worth all the crying and the suffering to end up here. It's basically that they're that hopeful that they still have a wedding. Yeah. They say that marriage lasted less than six weeks. But I bet the six wedding was beautiful. Oh, that was the one. Those were the wedding moments that scream to the guests. Yikes. This couple is not going to last very long.
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