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So this weekend, a Chicago college freshman shared in Gorman

was allegedly murdered by an illegal alien from Venezuela.

His name, Jose Medina Medina.

Cut loose at the border under Biden in 2023.

A month later, arrested for shoplifting, released again.

He was caught and released so many times.

He practically had a hook sticking out of his mouth.

Now, Sheridan's own student newspaper, the Loyola Phoenix,

rightfully ran this headline, quote,

immigrant man charged in murder of Sheridan Gorman.

In the story, they called the suspect an illegal immigrant.

Way too kind, I say, since legally.

You can't call them violent piece of ****.

But then, right on cue, they apologized, saying,

we describe the man who was charged as an illegal immigrant.

That language does not align with the values of this newspaper.

The values of this newspaper.

What exactly are those values to inflate criminal aliens, self-esteem,

and to make sure that you can only accurately describe a crime

if the suspect is white?

So the real crime was the language not the murder.

They even edited the story to describe Medina as a Rogers Park resident.

Like he was Mr. Rogers.

Of Mr. Rogers' neighborhood.

I guess the unibomber was a peaceful penpal.

And Lizzie Borden, just a lumberjack.

Anything to avoid calling a killer a killer,

to add further insult, older woman Maria Haddon,

implied it was a victim's fault for being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

And that she may have been shot because she startled the killer.

As if walking in public equals waving a pork chop in front of her rabid pit bull.

I'm surprised she didn't add, did you see what the girl was wearing?

Hadn't tried to walk back her idiocy, but it's hard to do any walking in Chicago,

since you have to dodge all that gunfire.

Meanwhile, a four-time previously deported Honduran illegal alien has been charged with murder.

After he allegedly shoved an 83-year-old US Air Force vet

onto the New York City subway tracks.

And this scum also had a lengthy rap sheet.

You know the pattern now, criminals first,

especially if they're illegal, and victims last.

In New York, a trans illegal migrant,

which is the royal flush of identity politics.

Congratulations!

Just served, time served, six months behind bars for raping a team.

Despite being wanted on robbery, prostitution, weapons charges, six months.

I'm thinking way too lenient.

You know, unless he's spending it hanging upside down, getting beaten like a piñata.

Man, that is less time than you'd get for doing donuts on a rainbow street mural.

We see the same attitude among leaders in sanctuary cities.

After Gorman was murdered in his city, the Chicago mayor chose to name a snow plow.

This moment is finally here.

The snow plow with the most votes, most entries abolish ice.

Did you reconsider scheduling this event

given the terror in Gorman by an undocumented immigrant?

This is a terrible tragedy.

I'm going to continue to use every single tool that's available to me

to protect the residents of the city of Chicago.

And this tragedy is not going to deter us from our work.

Yeah, maybe a bad time for a little pun, don't you think?

But did you guys get the joke?

Because see, a snow plow's function is to get rid of ice.

So not only is Brandon an American Haiti douchebag,

he's the only black guy on the planet with a s**t sense of humor.

Meanwhile in Philly, D.A. Larry Krasner threatened ice agents.

This is how it works.

You commit crimes within the jurisdiction

that is the city and county of Philadelphia.

I prosecute you. The president cannot pardon you.

And yes, I will put you in handcuffs

and I will put you in a courtroom.

And if necessary, I will put you in a jail cell.

If you decide to make the Tarazo floor of this airport,

anything like what you did in the streets of Minneapolis.

Oh, he's so brave.

He'll threaten anyone, except of course criminals.

You could throw grandma down the stairs

and he'd give granny a summons for a noise complaint.

But that's a priority, not illegal murderers,

but the agents trying to stop them.

And if you're a victim, good luck.

You know, there's a reason the book's called Crime and Punishment,

not crime and you had it coming.

But to these ***, America is not a system

that has delivered tremendous prosperity

and liberty to its people.

It's something to loot and profit from

because we deserved it.

But it's time to slam the book's shut

on the Democrats' fairytale romance

with violent invaders.

Because at this point,

they're as bad as the scum they protect.

Let's welcome everybody!

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