Cosmic Weather Report: 2nd - 8th March 2026

0:00Howdy howdy ho and welcome to fantasy fanfellas. I'm Hayden producer of the fantasy fangirls podcast and your resident lover of all things Sanderson and I'm Stephen your bookish internet goofball, but you can call me the smash daddy and we are currently deep diving Brandon Sanderson's fantasy epic Missborn, but here's the catch Stephen here has not read Missborn before that's right. Hey, hey, so each week You'll get my unfiltered raw reactions to every single chip and along the way we'll do character deep dives magic Explanars and Stephen will even try to guess what's next spoiler alert. He'll be wrong news flash I'm never wrong episodes come out every Wednesday and you can find fantasy fanfellas wherever you get your podcasts over 90 of the top 100 US accounting firms trust bill to simplify and secure bill pay that's proven financial Infrastructure built on over a trillion dollars of secure payments visit bill dot com slash proven for a special The bleacher report app is your destination for sports right now the NBA's heating up March, Manus is here and MLB is almost back

1:05Every day. There's a new headline a new highlight a new moment you've got to see for yourself That's why I stay locked in with the bleacher report app for me. It's about staying connected to my sports I could follow the teams I care about get real-time scores breaking news and highlights all in one place Dallow the bleacher report out today so you never miss a moment Hello my loves and welcome to your cosmic weather report for the week ahead I'm gonna dive straight in because Monday really sets the tone for the week ahead on Monday we get Mars moving into Pisces So this means that straight away We're going to be driven and motivated by our intuition purpose Connection to the divine or something greater

2:06We're going to really be able to access our deepest dreams and desires and have this real Fire in our belly to begin to follow them and bring them to life We're going to be able to really trust Our intuition or in a knowing where we're being called to go How are being called to step up and show up especially in these times on earth and that's going to be really important as the week goes on So we're going to be driven by Something deeper and something greater and a desire for unity and compassion and peace and love so it's going to be Kind of like spiritual activism where we're going to really know I mean we're already starting to see the things in the world And we're all being called out to really stand up and show up for what's right and what's wrong

3:08And this is going to really help us to be able to do that from a place of very deep love and connection and unity and oneness and compassion and wanting peace for the world It also means that any any desires that are within you anything you've been wanting to bring to life anything you've been Feeling into and perhaps being like oh what could I could I make it happen and would it work and could I do it This week there's going to be a big like yes like a yes you can And that's going to continue through the week as well We're going to find that we are much more driven by spiritual growth Rather than traditional success what we're told we need to strive for or we should care about or what should be important to us We're instead going to be really driven now by what truly is what truly is important

4:09And there's going to be this real desire to connect to more of our Our soul selves and the reason that we're here and that part of us that came here for these times is going to really step up It's going to be like that In a spiritual warrior now begins to step up and want to lead the way The only thing I do want to be a little bit mindful of is that sometimes Mars in Pisces can have um have us collapse in boundaries or um Maybe avoid in conflict you might see you might be able to see where you've wanted To step up or show up or speak up in certain ways in your life, but you've been um Excuse me you've been afraid of the conflicts and afraid of what might happen And this is going to be a time known especially as the week goes on towards the end of the week We're going to have this really big opportunity then to be able to create those strong Founders really find your voice, but at the beginning of the week just notice just notice where you go

5:13Oh, I've just collapsed there or or I feel like I'd like to say that but I'm afraid of how that might be meant And so I feel myself shrinking here Notice at the start of the week where that's happening for you because it's going to be really really important information as the week goes on Now Tuesday we get the Virgo full moon total lunar eclipse Oh This moon's going to come in strong Full means anywhere about completions and endings this one in particular because it's a not only lunar eclipse But it's a total lunar eclipse so it brings a big energy of endings Plus as I spoke to you about last week we've got mercury retrograde now through to the spring at quinox um, and this moon is ruled by mercury So we're right in the middle of the eclipse portal now and this is where the transformation takes place This is where we are squeezed and we're molded and we're stripped of those things that no longer serve us And that's one thing in particular this moon is going to really ask us to do it's going to be a

6:15Reality check It's going to ask you to spring clean your life. It's going to be like a detox for your mind your body your heart your soul your life It's going to really show you what is not healthy for you what is not serving you what is not good for you And it's going to really show you What's getting in the way of the next stage of your soul's evolution and what it is that you need to let go of To be able to become who you want to be and step into the kind of life and world that we all want to live in And we're going to be asked to leave those things behind and these are all the Virgo South no things that we're looking at so we're looking at overthinking and over analyzing and Having to have all the details and having to have the exact plan and the exact guaranteed outcome before we do anything And we're really being asked now to work with all that Pisces energy and be now in trust and surrender And such deep connection to our soul cells and the divine that enables us now to step into the unknown more easily

7:20Because this new world is unknown the world we're living right now is unknown right nothing is what it was Everything feels unknown which is why I think our nervous systems are all around such high alert And this is where we now need to find enough deep trust in this process and in our own process of evolution That we are able now to step bravely into the unknown and create something new And so be very mindful this moon is going to come in with a very very big clearing energy and the more we resist The more difficulty can be remembered it clips is come back into course correct you and the further out of alignment You are with your soul's path the tricky it's going to feel so try to think of being like water Don't cling to the sides. Don't cling to the sides. Let go and go. I'll care trust this I've no idea where I'm going This feels a bit scary. It feels like it's going too fast. It feels like I can't see what's ahead But I'm going to trust this. I'm going to trust this Now to help with this on Wednesday then Uranus will sextile Uranus

8:21I'm sorry Venus will sextile Uranus. See Mercury retrograde. I tell you I obviously fall for my words beginning in the end Is the worst um Venus is going to sextile Uranus now this brings a a personal freedom A willingness to let go of any shackles anything that's been holding you down anything that's been holding you back Anything that's been keeping you from being the truest version of you Anything that's prevented you from speaking of true showing up as you want to be there's a really big energy that comes here of That that's not true for me. I want to let that go. That's not who I want to be. I want to let that go That's not good for me. I'm not doing that anymore That restricts and confines and binds me. I'm not doing that anymore That makes me shrink and makes me small. I'm not doing that anymore So it's going to be this big surge of energy of sunlight. I'm not doing that anymore. If it's not good for my soul I'm not doing that anymore There's going to be a big a big

9:23A big surge that comes through that will say I'm getting the sense of like say yes Say yes Say yes to taking the first steps To walking away from or towards something This feels to me like an energy of yes if things come along and present themselves too midweek even if they make no sense say yes Say just say yes Say yes And it's about I see us all just freeing ourselves those first steps to walking away from that which has not been good for us collectively Those first steps to no longer believing the stories we've always been told those first steps to seeing the truth Those first steps to freeing yourself So this is going to be an energy of saying yes to yourself. That's what I want to get to this is about saying yes to you And if saying yes to you means you have to say no to them and you have to walk away

10:24That's what you need to do the energy It wasn't quite landing through but it's a saying yes to yourself Say yes to yourself even if that means saying no to everything and anybody else say yes to you Thursday the Sun will try and Jupiter so to assist with this this brings a huge energy of optimism abundance hope adventure growth ambition From that walking away from that being willing to free yourself from that saying yes to yourself Thursday then he's going to show you what's possible when you do that. It's going to open you up into All the possibilities all the new directions Everything you've not been able to see why you've been looking over here in the wrong place You're going to get to see what's over here that you've been missing It's going to open up this big energy Again on this day just look at the world with new eyes look at the world with hopeful eyes

11:26Look at the world with optimistic eyes and do everything that you can do on that day To add goodness into the world and to add hope to the world and to add joy to the world Let's be beacons of hope on Thursday and really add that be kind to if when you meet offer help to everyone Do what you can and let's let's send a wave of hope and goodness down into the world Friday Venus is going to move into aries So this is now where we begin to take what we've learned over the week and this brings bold action Bold action bravery courage passion spontaneity You're going to want to really pursue your desires You're going to want to really step up in the world as you you're almost going to want to open the windows And the doors on the morning of Friday and go this is me Here I am In fact, let's maybe do that and if you hear someone down your street shouting the same You know that they watch this go hang them. Well, they're very good friends for you And What I want to say is no This is a day just to begin to come back out into the world as I am or over this trans it as the weeks go on

12:31You're going to feel this real desire to just be like I want to make decisions that are good for me I want to do things that are good for me. I want to get back in right relationship with myself You'll feel brave you'll feel courageous you'll be able to easily decision make And most of all you'll be able to be you. There'll be this big energy of world. This is it. This is who I am Saturday we get the mercury cassimi now. This is what's known as an inferior conjunction because mercury is currently retrograde Which means that mercury is the closest it gets to earth So the insights and downloads and information that we get are more personal. They're going to come to us. So if you have been um Looking for answers on sure about things questioning things you're going to find divine downloads coming through cosmic wisdom Cosmic consciousness the answers the direction the clarity the insight and your intuition is going to be so strong So follow it even if especially if it makes no sense follow your intuition

13:35Because on this same day Venus is going to be conjunct Neptune So this is going to make me that you are you are connected to your intuition You become your soul self on it's like you can step into your higher self on this day Venus is going to meet Neptune today Venus will meet Saturn on Sunday So this is making real the Saturn Neptune conjunction energies This is where Venus that planet of values of self-worth and of relationship particularly relationship with you is going to ask you now to make real The energies of that conjunction by first and foremost on Saturday Stepping into your higher self who am I when I am the highest self version of a how do they act how do they move through the world How do they speak what do they go after who are they this is now a time to embody your dreams and body your desires connect to source the divine God to

14:35Connect your intuition and begin to trust it enough to follow it with Venus also being in aries And then as Venus meets Saturn on Sunday, this is going to be you're going to get strong boundaries Strong clear boundaries that boundary that doesn't even need to be questioned You know there's some people that you just know you just know that's who they are That's what they want that's how they're moving through the world and they cannot be pushed on that That's what this energy is going to ask of you. It's going to ask you to Connect to that very strong energy and essence of who you are that is so strong It can't be pushed and manipulated and moved around and collapsed and coerced. It's just going to be This is it and that's going to come from having very strong foundations in who you are What you want the kind of life you want to live Self-worth so that you're not looking outside of you anymore for am I okay in the world?

15:39I'm a doing enough I'm a being good enough you know You know You don't need anyone else to tell you you know It's going to ask you to create very firm and clear and deep foundations within you Of self-love self-trust self-worth self-care and again and it is coming back around again of saying yes to me Because it's only when you say yes to you that you can begin To step up and show up in the way that your soul came here to and in doing so help the world and everyone around you in the way that you came to do that Because we're all going to have different roles in this new earth that's coming. This is you now stepping into yours So big week. Let's go. We've got this together. I'll be back next week. So much love Howdy, howdy ho and welcome to fantasy fanfellas. I'm Hayden producer of the fantasy fangirls podcast and your resident lover of all things Sanderson and I'm Steven your bookish internet goofball, but you can call me the smash daddy

16:43And we are currently deep diving Brandon Sanderson's fantasy epic misborn, but here's the catch Steven here has not read misborn before. That's right. Hey, hey So each week you'll get my unfiltered raw reactions to every single chip and along the way We'll do character deep dives magic explainers and Steven will even try to guess what's next spoiler alert He'll be wrong news flash. I'm never wrong episodes come out every Wednesday and you can find fantasy fanfellas wherever you get your podcasts Over 90 of the top 100 us accounting firms trust bill to handle bill pay processes Why? Because our tools are built on over a trillion dollars of secure payments We're not just moving money. We're powering financial workflows for half a million customers That's a level of expertise. You just can't fake ready to talk with an expert Visit bill.com slash proven to get started and grab a $250 gift card as a thank you terms and conditions apply see offer page for details The bleach your report app is your destination for sports right now

17:46The NBA's heating up march bandis is here and MLB is almost back Every day. There's a new headline a new highlight a new moment you've got to see for yourself That's why I stay locked in with the bleach your report app for me It's about staying connected to my sports. I could follow the teams I care about get real-time scores breaking news and highlights all in one place Dallow the bleach your report out today so you never miss a moment