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1:00Good morning, you have been in suspension for 15 days. In compliance with state federal regulations, all testing candidates in the aperture science extended relaxation center must be revived periodically for a mandatory physical and mental wellness exercise. You will hear a buzzer. When you hear the buzzer, look up at the ceiling. Good. You will hear a buzzer. When you hear the buzzer, look down at the floor. Good. This completes the gymnastic portion of your mandatory physical and mental wellness exercise. There is a framed painting on all. Please go stand in front of it. This is art. You will hear a buzzer. When you hear the buzzer, stare at the art. You should now feel mentally reinfigurated. If you suspect staring at art has not provided the required intellectual sustenance, briefly on this classical music.

2:01Good. Now, please return to your bed. Good morning, you have been in suspension for 9999999 Hello? Anyone in there? You look good looking good, actually. Are you okay? Don't answer that. I'm not so sure you're fine. There's plenty time for you to recover. Please prepare for emergency evacuation. Stay calm, stay calm, prepare. It's all the same, prepare. It's all fine. All right. Don't move. I'm going to get this out of here. Oh, you might want to hang on to something. Word of advice, up to you. You're right down there. Can you hear me? Hello?

3:08Most test subjects do experience some cognitive deterioration after a few months in suspension. Now, you've been under for quite a lot longer, and it's not out of the question that you might have a very minor case of serious brain damage. But don't be alarmed, all right? Although, if you do, if you do feel alarmed, try to hold onto that feeling, because that is the proper reaction to being told that you've got brain damage. Do you understand what I'm saying? Are told that any of this make any sense? Just tell me, just say yes. Okay, what you're doing there is jumping. You're just, you're just jumped. You're right. Say apple. Apple. Okay, you know what? That's clean enough. Just hold tight. All reactor core safeguards are now non-functional. Please be there for a reactor core knockdown. Okay, look, I wasn't going to mention this to you, but I'm in pretty hot water here. How are you doing down there? You're still holding on. The reserve power ran out,

4:08so of course the whole relaxation center stops waking up the blood test subjects. Hold on. This is a bit tricky. And of course, nobody tells me anything. No, what should you tell me anything? Why should I be careful for? You know, about the like functions of the 10,000 bloody test subjects I'm supposed to be charged on. Why? Close. Can you see it? What can I make it through? But I love space. Just gotta get through here. Okay, I just gotta concentrate. And whose fault do you think it's going to be when the management comes down here and fights 10,000 flipping vegetables? All right, so go ahead, that one. Go ahead, that one. Okay, listen, we should get out of storage straight. All right, if anyone asks, and no one's going to ask, don't worry, if anyone asks, tell them as far as you know, the last time you checked, everyone looked pretty much alive.

5:08All right, not dead. Okay, almost there. On the other side of that wall, it's one of the testing tracks. There's a piece of equipment in there that we're going to need to get out of here. I think this is a docking station. Get ready. Good news, that is not a docking station. So there's one mystery song. I'm going to attempt a manual override on this wall. Could give it technical. Hold on. Almost there. Remember, you're looking for a gun that makes holes. Not bullet holes, but don't worry, seriously, do hold on this time. There we go. Now I'll be honest, you are probably in no fit state to run this particular type of cognitive gauntlet. But at least you're a good jumper.

6:10So you've got the jumping on your side. Just do your best.