Comedian Andrew Dice Clay

0:00Hey, it's a strong baby. How y'all feeling out there today? I hope everybody is doing well. It's not doing well. Let's find a way to get well, look well, and be well. Right now we're going to sit back and see if we can laugh out loud. We're Andrew Dice Clay. Hey, Alvin, how you doing? Well, what do you need a crack in the mouth there? I met this chick last week in a club. This chick was nice. Nice personality? Well, it was an honor to meet you. I got to give you a go. This chick was so dumb. The

1:01only thing she was good at was popping up be a bottle. We're not doomed. Let me tell you something about this girl. This chick was sexy, you know. She have big tits, not them little fucking pin tits, you know what I mean? Big, fat fucking tits. She times around to me and she says like this. Listen to this. I'm over here. Hey, boy. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Yeah. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Let the cops see notes. You know how we do this, shit? Oh. I'm over here. Cause you, I'm over here. Cause you, I'm over here. You're all yours, and I'm over here You like tongue twisty, twistin' todays? I got some special Tommy twisted, Terry stitched, told Tony Tonda what

2:03Yeah, Toby Tickled Tina's took straight Tell ya now what a hairy foot Funny Frank, feelin' freaks, fuck that ass frang on one bad day Hug nose-nade, nick this cock, it's that ass frang Fuck Frank the cock, nor be cookin' snot A lot of Nancy's nasty look When Sally sucked the protein, sucked from Sammy Slopey's act Here, boobin' more on Nancy's nipple before he took a nap Ooh, baby, easy I'm over here now I'm over here Bukka la kala, bukka la kala, bukka la kala Bukka la kala, bukka la kala, bukka la kala Dice and flank Bukka la kala, bukka la kala, bukka la kala, bukka la kala, bukka la kala, bukka la kala I want it like I said beg off a jago game

3:11I'm smoking cigarette, no bitch we smoking blood I'm smoking blood, big snooge over about this b-i Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! So let me make your laugh enough man It's never enough You're always hungry for more OHHHHH