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A caller asks us to phone tap his friend by having Skeery call pretending to need a cleaning crew for a very suspicious job that quickly spirals out of control.
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Don't answer the phone, Elvis Durand.
The Elvis Durand phone tap.
All right, scary. Who are you phone tapping today?
Our friend Mike from Deninos Pizza got in touch with us
and wanted to get even with his buddy John,
who owns a commercial cleaning business.
Now, John's always pranking Mike, so Mike figured,
I'm going to set John up right now.
He told John a good friend of his, played by me,
is going to be calling him to use his cleaning services
for a very unusual job.
Okay.
John's expecting my call.
And let's hear it for Deninos Pizza.
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Scary.
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Yeah, is this John?
Yes.
How are you doing?
My name is Anthony.
Oh, okay. How are you?
Pretty good. You clean?
Yes, we do. We have a commercial cleaning business.
See, I run this social club.
Uh-huh.
And we need a major cleanup job.
The front is an espresso bar.
That's fine. It's the back area.
Okay.
Can you get blood stains out of a carpet?
Blood stains out of a carpet.
I've never done it before.
Be honest with you Anthony.
I don't want to, you know, say yes.
And not know if I can do it or not.
Is there a lot of blood?
Or is it like speckled?
Uh, certain areas have some specks,
but there's one area that just is drenched.
Boy, I eat next food.
There's also a walk-in freezer,
which definitely needs a very big cleaning.
There's just a typical cleaning and stuff.
Well, we're hoping to dispose of the body sometimes this week, so.
Disposed of what?
I don't want to repeat myself.
Okay.
Yeah. You have oversized garbage bags?
Uh, yeah.
I'm sorry for the way I'm acting.
I never, you know.
I totally understand.
And I'm, thank you for thinking of us.
But we thought the risk back Anthony,
if I talked to my partner, which is my wife,
and she's not comfortable with it.
Uh-huh.
And if we say no, all good, no hard feelings.
I'm not going to say there's no hard feelings,
but is she grossed out easily by random body parts?
Yes, she is.
She is.
Yeah.
Then maybe it's not a good idea to bring her on this.
Maybe you want to consider somebody else to do the job with you.
All right. Well, let me talk it over with her,
and I'll wait for you word Wednesday, sir.
Thank you.
All right, sir. Bye-bye.
Mike.
What's up?
All right.
Yeah, he's calling me right now.
Don't answer it.
I'm calling him back. You talk.
Is it why your party is reached?
What's up, Mike? How are you?
Good. I was down the basement, sorry.
What's going on?
Mike, I got a phone call from your friend here.
Which one?
Anthony.
About what? Why?
I'm not into this.
Why? What do you tell you to do?
Clean body parts up.
I thought he wanted you to clean the coffee shop.
Mike, I swear.
I'm sorry. Listen. Listen to me.
I feel bad. I shouldn't even got you involved.
No, I'm out. I'm out.
I thought it was just a coffee thing.
No, I'm out, Mike.
I got to go. We're not doing your house either Wednesday.
Come on.
This ain't cool, Mike.
Oh, man.
All right, Mike, I got to go.
I got to go.
I'm sorry. I didn't think you'd say anything.
Take care, Mike.
You won't see us for a couple days.
Come on.
No, this ain't cool, Mike.
I'm serious, man.
I know I'm serious, too.
Take care, Mike. I'll see you later, Mike.
I got to go back and tell him that you're going to do it, though.
I'm out, Mike. I swear to God.
Come on, man.
Take care, Mike.
I'm hanging up the phone right now.
Take care, Mike.
Come on. Don't hang up.
No, I'll see you later, Mike.
I got to go.
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Oh!
John.
Yes.
I spoke to Mike.
Yes.
Be honest with you.
Sorry for calling you up.
I didn't mean that.
We're not that...
I apologize in everything, but...
Right.
I don't know.
We just can't do it.
Mike said that he would give you a hand, though.
Yes, and you sound like a good guy, but...
Right.
Yeah, that's...
No, thank you, Anthony.
You didn't see nothing.
You didn't know nothing after, which don't worry about it.
This is the business that we're in back here.
You told me to understand Anthony, but no, thank you.
It's too late to back out, because I just told you about the whole thing.
I don't know.
You're not going to go to the authorities with this stuff.
Never going to happen.
You're almost like one of us now.
Yeah, okay.
I love to have lunch with you, because you'd be like a good guy.
No, thank you.
It's going to be a 15-minute job.
Anthony, thank you, but no, thank you so much.
By the being by the bang and out, you'll be good.
All right?
But I'm not a made guy, though.
You're not made, but I think you're made officially now.
You've been phone tapped.
Oh, no.
Hey, John!
This is Gary Jones, well, Mr. Rand in the morning show.
What?
You've been phone-wacked.
I...
It...
Now we're even, buddy.
I'm the Elvis Durant of phone tape.
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and as a mom to two growing boys,
I know how chaotic meal time can get.
No matter how confident I am with what I'm serving them,
my kids will always find a way to call the meal gross,
or stinky, or yuck.
It's true, they can be wildly picky about new foods.
And with my busy schedule, I don't have the time
to become America's next top chef.
And so that's why I love Nurture Life.
It's a meal delivery service that actually caters to kids,
ideal for ages eight months to eight years,
fully cooked and ready to serve in just one minute.
It's the problem solver I've been praying for.
It's the top meal delivery service for babies, toddlers, and kids,
and everything is designed by registered dieticians,
so you can sleep safe knowing your kids
are getting the protein, veggies, and nutrients they need,
while still eating favorites like mac and cheese,
spaghetti and meatballs, and so much more.
Plus, it's allergy-friendly, which we know is clutch.
And when it comes to options, Nurture Life has you covered.
There's more than 50 nutritious meals and snacks on their menu,
from soft finger foods for babies and toddlers,
to balanced kids meals for when they get older.
Nurture Life does the cooking, they deliver it straight to your door,
and then you might even have time to eat something for yourself.
So now is the time to head to NurtureLife.com,
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Even if you aren't a parent with young kids,
you might have parent friends who struggle with meal time,
make sure to share our code P-O-D with them.
Remember, put your little ones first with healthy meals
from NurtureLife.
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full of high jinks, hilarity, and hot sauce.
This season, we're taking the comedy out of the courthouse
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Oh yeah, and the company is fake.
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