Chopped Chumps - 5.1.26

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1:00Not only is this a bucket of warm piss, the guy proclaiming it looks like a fearless rat. The Democrats are going to vote for a guy with a Nazi tattoo to be their senator, so maybe when they call Trump Hitler, they're actually complimenting him. Forget bottle rockets, Howie, bottle-nosed dolphins are the wave of the future. Remember Super Spy, our man Flint, aka James Coburn, who could talk to dolphins? It was way ahead of his time. You know howie, if I hit a dollar every time I heard someone pronounce World War 2, World War 11, I'd have a buck. That was your last chump line message. Thank you for calling Howie Car, you chump. Chop chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals. Go to HowieCarsShow.com and click on store to get half priced gift cards for everything for restaurants to breweries to spa's. The deals are endless, and they are cheap.