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Chopped Chumps - 4.3.26

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Chopped Chumps - 4.3.26

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The Howie Carr Radio NetworkChopped Chumps - 4.3.26. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.

0:00Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals. Go to HowWeCarsShow.com and click on Store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas. The deals are endless, and they are cheap! So, the Red Sox invited the two most popular politicians in Massachusetts. To say the two words that everybody wants to hear before the Red Sox game. Sadly, it was not. Let's audit! I have the perfect campaign slogan for Eric Swalwell. Meet Gov you long time. If the Iranians make a deal with us, we can always tell them. We'll leave the light on for you. Hey Howie, what times the Oyster Bunny show enough to Joe Biden's on Sunday? Hey Howie, is the Oyster Bunny Joe Biden's half-priced DCS? Gavin Newsom is doing to California, what Harvey Weinstein did to his wife.

1:04Hey Howie, Christy Nome will soon load you up her shotgun after seeing her pictures of her husband with those big puppies. JD's number is in your poll, reminding you that closest to the wife's presidency. Isn't worth a bucket of warm? A whiff. That was your last chump line message. Thank you for calling HowieCars. You chump. Chop Chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals. Go to HowieCarsShow.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas. The deals are endless and they are cheap.

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