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Chopped Chumps - 3.30.26

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Chopped Chumps - 3.30.26

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The Howie Carr Radio NetworkChopped Chumps - 3.30.26. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.

0:00Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals. Go to HowWeCarsShow.com and click on Store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas. The deals are endless, and they are cheap! Hey Howie, you recalled back in 2012 when CNN wrote the big article that the liberals wanted Obama to be king. That's the watch in the video of the No Kings protest. It looks like Trump was successful with any more fat women, I'll get some exercise. Hey Howie! You know what I noticed at the No Kings protest? They all have something in common. They're not like a shower. After watching all the people at the No Kings protest, I came to one conclusion. They need to build more mental institutions. Nancy Pelosi contacted Vanessa Chumps saying she knows what it's like to be in love with somebody with issues.

1:02And a few minutes later, Papalosi reached out to Vanessa with the same message. Howie, the fat elephant, New Hampshire potato woman would like to make a statement. I am not the world man. I am an elephant! Sort of the opposite of the elephant man. That was your last chump line message. Thank you for calling Howie Car. You chump. Chop Chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals. Go to HowWeCarsShow.com and click on Store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas. The deals are endless and they are cheap.

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