Chloe Petts - Series 22 Ep.2

0:00Oh hi there, it's Ed Gamble, welcome to Taskmaster the podcast. Very rarely call it by its official listed name, but I have done this week. We're talking series 22, of course, only two episodes in so far, loving every single second. We are lucky to be joined by Taskmaster series 22 contestant Chloe Pets today in the caravan. They are going to be talking us through their experience on Taskmaster. This particular episode, Chloe, a very dear friend of mine, that will become very clear. Chloe supported me on two national tours. They are absolutely brilliant, so happy that they're doing the show. So let's get on with it, Taskmaster series 22, episode two, as discussed by Chloe Pets. Welcome Chloe Pets to the Taskmaster podcast. Thanks for having me. Very excited to have you, and very excited that you're on the show Taskmaster.

1:02I'm very excited to be on the show Taskmaster too. Good, that's the formal stuff out the way. Now we can act like idiots. Okay. Just for the listener slash viewer, I will say it's building up to be in the hotest end of the year. You can see that sort of hovering around 30 at the moment in the caravan. So that sound you can hear is aircon. We decided that... And it's me at the back of my throat going... Yeah. That helps cool things down. Whenever I'm on the Taskmaster podcast, I like to go... Of course you have been on the Taskmaster podcast before. Well, yes. I believe we've only had a couple of... Well, that's not true because Paul left Tomkins, but we've had yourself and Mazey Adam who did eventually do the show. Yeah, because we begged. Yeah, we begged and we begged. Yeah, and look, you're bloody good at it, Chloe. Begging, yes. Begging and being on Taskmaster. So excited to see on the show. Also, should let everyone know we've both got frozen water bottles behind our bums. Yes, it's actually like a real game changer. I'm quite upset that I've discovered

2:06it this late into the... Mmm. To the summer. I feel like I could have been having a lot much of a better time. Yeah. Could weapon as well. Yeah, a good weapon. Who... What situation do you see yourself in where you're using that and then you need to use it as a weapon? Hot day. Yeah. Attacked by... Well, I think I'm playing a game around us. Okay, so... I think I'm playing a game around us. I'm using it as a pedal. Yeah. I think someone's trying to cut me off at third base, whack around the head. Yeah. Back to the butt. Back to the butt. Yeah. Lovely work. It's also nice to see that we're only on episode two and I can already see how competitive you are. But like, you didn't think I was going to be anything but that. No, I didn't. I thought... And I can see an effort that you're making to conceal it. But I thought maybe the efforts would be like better. But maybe it's just because I know you very well. No, no, no. I think the problem is is that I have a quite powerful personality that even I'm not in control of. You are definitely not in control of.

3:07So I do like... The worrying thing is that I would do all of these pep talks to myself before how I don't get competitive. Just you're here with your friends, you're here to have a nice time. Nice time. It doesn't matter. Family fun show. It's a bit of fun. Yeah. You know, it's about having a good time in improvisation, collaboration. Yeah. And then within two minutes I'm doing one exercise at Izzy Sati because she's been through whimsical. I just think if you could have played a game then take it seriously. Yeah. Well obviously I agree with you. You don't... But this is the worst person to have on your side because it shows you that it hasn't worked. It's preventing people seeing your competitors not worked. I would say that once people have watched the whole series, once the series is over, my new thing is I think you should go back to the beginning and only watch your face in the studio. It's so expressive. I can't control it. It's so expressive. And there is, I'd say, zero attempt to look happy for other people when they score well.

4:08This... What is it? You're only thinking about the score that you got. This is so funny because I think a lot of it is I'm in a different place. Sometimes I would let the studios go by me because I would be doing top and up in my head of who's got what. And when we would go backstage and it would be like before the studio task, every contestant would come up to me and go like, can I win it today? And I'd be like, you're on seven. You can't win it. Matt, you're a river shark because you've got 30. Yeah. Just the rain man. You've just got the full spreadsheet of the scores. Yeah, going around. Yeah. Yeah, amazing moments where you don't score as well as you think you should have scored. Yeah. And someone else does really well. And it's even worse when you try and look happy for them. Do you think so? Because the veil is gossip-a-thing. So you're being like, yeah. But isn't that nice that I'm trying? Isn't it nice that I've had an instinct and I'm fighting against

5:11my instincts, try and be split from my fence? Isn't that nice? Yeah. I think what we could include in it is I shouldn't go on traders. It would be awful, Chloe. Well, if you were a traitor, you'd murder someone in real life. Oh no, I was about to argue back and I can't. No. I would just get into it too much and then I would sort of, yeah, I don't know. I'm just in it for, I'm just in it. I just, if you're going to take something seriously, then I think they take it seriously. Yeah. Going to 30. Yeah. To put Joe on a lovely in the traitor's house. Yeah. Unfortunately, this series of celebrities racist has been cancelled because someone slide tackled Joe on a lovely. But we're not saying who. She broke her neck on the round table. Let's talk about this blooming episode though. Episode two, this is Food Glue. Food Glue. Is that what it's called? It's called this is Food Glue. Yeah. Named after something I said.

6:14It'd be Named after something you said and it's rich. Yeah. Yeah. So I think it's a rare, it's a rare situation where two people have come up with a title. And it is strange that Richard and I have such different characters, but we've thought in the same way. We've come to the same. Food Glue. Food Con conclusion. Thank you for that. And thank you. And thank you to you at home for that. Yeah. Let's let's talk briefly about Episode one because I want to talk about the the team task. Because we don't have a team task in this episode, but your team of Richard and Matt. Yeah. How delighted were you when you walked in and saw that they were your team? Like I was so... Firstly on a personal level and then on a competitive team level. Okay, well we have to remember that we are good friends and I have to remember that they're currently cameras on us. Yeah. Listen, I was delighted to see them both. Yeah. They were not delighted to see me. I came in

7:19so... Can I talk about the logistics of how I found out? So basically the way that the producers set it up is it was my second day of filming in the house. Yeah. And they like... The first day like I was obviously giddy after because you go in so nervous and then Chrissy who's the amazing makeup lady who's like the nicest person the funniest person you ever met is always like you'll do one and then you'll feel nervous and then you'll feel amazing after and you'll be so excited and you'll just be like get me back in. So I did this first day. I was absolutely giddy. I come back in the second day and the afternoon before cut this out if it's not appropriate but Chrissy had been like I have to go a bit early for a medical appointment. So the next day I come in and the producers are like Chrissy's not here today. You've got a different makeup artist and you're not going to the usual green room. You'll have to go into the shed because we're doing a big set up in the house. So my first thought is oh great Chrissy's dead. Brilliant. We were just vibing. We had a perfect first day together. Me and Chrissy my new best friend

8:33the makeup lady. She made my face look lovely. Now she's dead. And then the next makeup lady, she's not really going to understand my skin type. She'll probably give me a smoky eye and a big eye. Blue eyeshadow. I don't want that. You wouldn't say anything while it was happening. No I would say oh that looks lovely. That really suits my aesthetic. Come out like a dragon queen. I would love it if there were just a few tasks for the show. On one day you would like fully made up. You're massive full-tile eyelashes. Massive full-tile eyelashes and then one just there for the reason. I think it looks lovely. Although to be fair and I said this on the first episode Richard looks different on every single task VT. Yeah I think he must have been like shaving his head and then putting a wig on between each of them. So anyway we go in it's like an hour and a half. Chrissy's alive by the way. Chrissy's alive. She's a spoiler. Yeah. She's alive. She's kicking.

9:33We're best friends. And so I mean there's other makeup artists who's absolutely delightful but I don't know whether I'm being thick, naive, too trusting but I'm in that shiver like an hour and a half and a half and I think oh this is a big set up. What's going on here? And then eventually they come and get me and then they go okay straight into the lab Chloe. I suspect absolutely nothing. I go into the lab and I can see through this sort of translucent sheet that there's a bed and then I think there's someone on that bed walking Matt Lucas. Very happy to see Matt Lucas. We've worked together before. I give him a massive hug. He asked what side of the bed that I want to go on. I say I want to go the side of the door because you know the butcher's one should go there because in case of intruders. And then I thought that was a funny thing to say Matt went oh. And then speaking of intruders Richard Iawadium comes in. I scream in his face jump up try and hug him he stands stuck still. Yeah you can't hug Richard. It was like trying to hug a sack of bones. Yeah.

10:36And then Richard doesn't hasn't seen the show before so doesn't know that we're on a team together so he comes in like at like 150% Richard Iawadium like starts doing sick burns and zingers at us and after about two minutes I have to go Richard we are on the same team. Hello. But did that change his attitude to it at all? He just went oh and then and then he sort of went silent. Yeah. So I think he's got two modes which is zingers or silence. Zingers are silent. Yeah. Or films to be fair. Yeah. Then we got given the task and I thought it was a good first task because I thought it was strong. I mean it's a stressful first task to have to break a bed down move into another room build it up again like that. People who've you know people who've been in couples for 15 years doing something like that would stretch them to a breaking point. So the fact that you three who yes the Thrupple have all met before but it's your first time in this sort of bed building situation. Yeah and I would say it's like a functional Thrupple

11:39the three of us. Quite diverse characters. So yeah I just went sort of into we were given the monosyllables. We were allowed to say monosyllables I think. Yeah. And I was just like I don't need them. Yeah. I don't need them. I'm not going to talk. I'm just going to get this bed in that fucking land. And it was good for them because we weren't allowed to make eye contact. Also you had Matt Ress in that task where you said Matt Tress. What do you think about that? I thought it was perfect. Thank you. Clearly Matt's name and then you added another monosyllable which if you look at it becomes Mattress and I was very glad when they cut back to the studio that is he immediately jumped into back you up because I thought if Chloe is the person going into this situation to back themselves up we're in serious trouble episode one. There is going to be a stinky old atmosphere. And I will give you a small spoiler which is at every venture is he backs me up. Yeah. When it comes to me back in her up I'm stabbing the back. I love it. Let's talk about this episode. The prize task is the best

12:46thing you have been given that would not make the taskmaster jealous. Yeah. I love this category. It's a good category because it's working on two levels isn't it? It's working on two levels because it needs to be something good something that you think is good but also something that Greg would not think is good. Which I then think again we're getting a little bit too quickly to the meeting potatoes of this but I think I should have beaten Izzy. I love it. You've got four points but you're because like what would you rather get gifted a sentimental doll whose eye one eye opens or Ellie's James's ratty pants. It's the worst thing I've ever seen in my life. So you're thinking in terms of what the best thing is rather than what would not make great so jealous. So I think what happened was we had the two things that made Greg the least jealous. Yeah. And then it goes to like a second you then have to like do a second level of judgment which is then what one would I rather have. Yeah. And he'd rather have those disgusting pants. No. Other way around.

13:51Other way he'd rather have the doll because he gave you four points. Okay then well done Izzy. Yeah. Because I just think I just think he did it based on what made him jealous or what made him the least jealous. Right right right. I think it's sort of best thing sort of one out the window a bit because if it's best thing the doll wins because the doll is better than the pants. Yeah. But I think he just didn't want the pants a lot. Okay got you got you got you. Okay. Well let's let's let's let's they were so disgusting. We'll get on to them. Let's talk about the lovely Lucy first. Had I told you about the lovely Lucy? I think you had. I mean we have spent probably you've got to say a thousand hours in a car together. Yeah I've told you most not I was about to say most of my anecdotes that's not even an anecdote that's just the thing. Yeah that was just that would have been I would have heard about the lovely Lucy midway through some sort of hour long burble from you and the back of the truck. But also it would be the kind of thing that like so like you and Paul would often guess how I would get into the car. Paul's the tour manager. By the way close supported me on two national tours and Paul's the tour manager. We spent a lot of time in the car together. Yeah and you would

14:53guess how I would get into the car. Yeah. And I could imagine myself going have I ever touched that I don't want that I could lovely Lucy. Because sometimes because we would see each other so close together like you know we would go home for the night and then I'd meet you at like 1 p.m. Yeah. I would just sort of carry on the conversation from the day. Oh yeah it would be it would be immediate res. You'd get you'd get out the car still talking and then you get back in the car 12 hours later saying the same thing. And I'd just be walking a big loop right? Yeah yeah yeah just perfectly timed it to get back. So as I was saying I think the lovely Lucy is great. It's obviously not going to make Greg jealous but he also does like sort of slightly weird bad things so I can see why he would have been more jealous of that than the pants. And you have to understand at one point in my life the lovely Lucy was everything to me. Yeah yeah I loved her I thought she was amazing. And she lives in your bed at home now. She lives in my bed at home. Yeah she's scary. Yeah she's not. Did she have a functioning eye when she was gifted to you? Was she a brand new

15:56Lucy? She was a brand new Lucy yeah I didn't get her or because her hairs or matted and not at all as well like I wasn't like a very like I would say I was more a dad to her than a mum so I wasn't necessarily good at doing her hair. You weren't brushing her hair. I wasn't keeping her eye open. And shout out to the dads out there who do do hair and eyes. Look I'm being very I'm being very broad strokes there. Classic classic gender roles. Yeah there are loads of dads that show up better than I did as a father but I would say I was quite absent. I was a good time father. Yeah yeah and then after a couple of years of shutting one of her eyes it just gave up. Yeah and doing that on her head. Yeah yeah yeah. Yeah so I got matted. I was I was a nuggy specialist. Well I thought the lovely Lucy was fantastic. Let's talk about Alice James' lucky pants. So okay this absolutely foul and they looked even more foul on the mannequin because you could see like cleft like butt cleft of the mannequin like in the bottom in the bottom hatch. I actually

16:59feel quite queasy yeah like genuinely quite queasy because it's that like you know when pants get so disgusting where like there's a part where you've only got the seam left do you know what I mean by that. I don't know what you mean. I don't think I would ever let my pants get to that level. But he's saying that there is lucky pants for weight. Okay. I'm fucking working. This is my point. How can they be lucky pants for a team that are losing on such a regular basis and not really qualifying for any international tournaments. Yeah surely the pants are are unlucky. Trade them in for a new model. Yeah but that then indicates to me that he just likes wearing them. Yeah and now we have unfortunately this isn't the first time this has been mentioned this morning. So I only recently discovered. You told me to not bait you into saying this and now you're bringing it up organically. We always knew that was going to happen. Yeah. I didn't know to recently that it

18:04was two balls one sack. Yeah. I thought it was two balls two sacks. Two balls two sacks yeah. Which to me makes a lot more sense. You'll have a baller sack. Sure. And then the balls attached to each other are they two separate individual things. They're two separate individual. They are attached. They are attached. By what? How are they attached? To the body I know that. They're not just two useless balls. I didn't know it was just floating around. They're just a way the body yeah they're way to way down. It's in case you float away like an anchor. They're like an anchor. Okay. So are they attached together within the balls? Within the sack? No. No. Right. So they're just sort of floating around. Not to each other. Not to each other. Thank you. Okay. But I'm just very wary that this is going to be on YouTube and people might comment Ed doesn't know what balls are. So if they are attached to each other. Sorry. I mean as far as I know. So we'd apologise if they are attached to each other. Yeah. And check your balls. Yeah. I think you've seen that. No, they're not attached to each other. So anyway. But anyway.

19:05Do you think this is not your area of expertise? Not at all. But it looked me like there was an area where the balls would have gone through. Yes. I did that. But I'm whole. I think the balls would be fully through. And were there two holes so that the balls could sit separately or is it just but on the pants? Yeah. Yeah. I think they're just dropping. I think the whole junk is dropping through those pants. Okay. Unless he's sort of pulling it up maybe. I think basically it's either it's whole junk is fallen out. Yeah. Or he's sort of pulled the pants around and so Gucci and bottom half of the crack is exposed. Right. And that can't be comfortable. It won't be comfortable. No. Yeah. But I guess watching Wiles is not a comfortable experience anyway. But yeah, I'd imagine he's flopping around down there. Yeah. Yeah. He wears the same sort of jeans every time. So I'm slightly concerned about the rub on the balls. Yeah. His balls have been

20:06all scratched up. Yeah. I feel like I've really gone there. Yeah. I mean, I hope it's not the last time Ellis gets dropped in it because I'd imagine he has got a whole raft of things to absolutely. Yeah. He's a very idiosyncratic man. Yeah. I think he would have meltdowns every episode. He's always on the verge of a meltdown. Yeah. Yeah. Is he got that? Is that why him and John Robbins going together? Well, yeah. I think so. I think they're both on the verge of a meltdown but different sorts of meltdowns. And it's probably nice. I think sometimes when there's a person in your life who if you're a meltdown inclined person, sometimes if there's a person in your life who's also a meltdown inclined person, it's nice to get out of your own head and tend to their meltdowns. Totally. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, his puns are disgusting. Thank you, Clay. Yeah, welcome. Matt brought in Harry Kane's captains on band from the 2020 match when England beat Germany 2-0 and it's a rainbow on band. This is just a good ride. It's just a good gift. I don't know what you're thinking. I think he just wanted to bring it in.

21:08Games absolutely gone there. It's a good prize in the wrong category. Yeah. Surely there was a category. I mean, if it was best thing, that I think we'll probably win. Yeah. I think that, firstly, do you think there would be a prize task which is just best thing? They've gone free so many of them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just bring the best thing in. I think what you'll see through the series is that Matt doesn't give a fart. Never seen the show. Never. Not seen the show once. He just he just went, he'd probably that morning just went, I'll find that in. Yeah. It's great. Oh, yeah, it's great. It's really good. Yeah, but his logic was that Greg wouldn't be jealous of it because Greg doesn't like football or men's bottoms. Which is sound logic. Yeah, but it's not. It's still a cool thing. Yeah, it's an amazingly cool thing. And I also think that I was kind of briefed before hand. Oh, my god, look at the sweat. Do a close up of this. Just leg sweat, just from crossing the legs.

22:11Just so you know what we're putting ourselves through for you on the task. That's disgusting. That is disgusting. That's disgusting. Happy with that? Yeah. Got the shot. Got the shot. Okay, well, oh, oh my god, that's awful. It's quite cooling though. Sorry, what was your question? We talked about the captain's arm band. Oh, yeah. It's too good. It's a good thing. So, yeah, I was briefed on the fact that like Greg isn't that into football. Yeah, but he's like strangely benevolent in his old age. So like if you're passionate about it, just to fight it, then it would be passionate. Yeah, I think so. Richard brings in a wooden hand from the Crystal Maze. Yeah, it's Crystal Maze memorabilia. Yeah. I mean, this happens with Nina as well. Matt Nina and Richard just bringing genuinely cool stuff. Yeah, they fucked it. They didn't think hard enough. Yeah, because of course, Greg's going to be jealous of that wooden hand. Yeah, and I'm sat there and he's pulling out and I'm thinking sucker. Thank you, you're absolutely. Yeah, as it chump, do you think the great doesn't want to hold that?

23:12Yeah, who doesn't want to hold a wooden hand? And as Greg says, scoop up a particularly big orange. The one thing I'll say about Greg is he's a funny man. Yeah. And the one thing I massively respect about you is you are a real laugher in the studio. Thank you as well. I think that's very kind of you to notice. I think that oftentimes when we do this job, we forget that it's also a great TV show. Yes. And I never want to get to a place where I'm not also like watching along like an audience member. Yeah, totally. Yeah. I find it so funny. Yeah. Greg and Alex, what's your close up? Yeah. Geniuses. I do find sometimes on some TV shows and I had it a bit with Taskmaster and I had it the first time I did Montelwick where the music starts or you're watching the first bit and you do then have to remind yourself I'm on this now. Yeah, but I'm not just watching. Every time like across the whole ten episodes, we would we would come out and like I was obviously really

24:13nervous on the first couple of episodes and then towards the end you kind of get a bit more used to it. But every time the the themed unit VT would play, I would I would smile. It's so exciting. It's so exciting. Yeah. So there wouldn't hand genuinely cool. Yeah. Nina brings in a massive monkey head. She's fucking idiot. That's the that's amazing. Yeah. Like I saw that and I was just like yeah, obviously Greg wants a massive monkey head. Yeah. I don't think I mean she obviously didn't do any research into what Greg's into. He loves stuff. He loves. He's got plastic sheep in his house. Same old. Well, it's a plastic sheep in his head. What size? Like sheep size. On his balcony. His balcony. Yeah, his balcony. His balcony. And where did he get it from? I don't know actually. Like maybe like one of those weird shops when you're driving along and there's like a garden centre or a farm shop or something.

25:17But yeah, he loves stuff like that. He'd take that monkey head straight away. This reminds me of a story when we were on tour and we were in a farm truck together. What was that farm truck? It was the one in the service station. It was the one that I kept asking if we were near and you'd be like no, we're about we're about 700 miles from that. What's the name of the service station? The amazing service station. T-Base services. T-Base services. Honestly life changing. Yeah. And every time we would like getting a car, we'd be we'd probably still be in Wolfenstone. I'd be like we need a T-Base. Do you remember this happening? So Paul the tour manager was there and you were walking around and someone went up to Paul knowing he was with you and when is that James A. Castor? And Paul went no no it's not. I mean if Paul had any sense of comedy he would have got it. Yes, but it gets better because then this guy goes goes oh Paul goes no that's not James A. Castor that's the other one. And he goes oh god

26:20that's terrible terrible. And then he goes he goes see you are Fonzzo and Paul was like what are you talking about? I thought you were about Fonzzo. And then Paul it suddenly drops the penny drops for Paul and he goes you mean Benito. And and then Paul's like no I'm not Benito. Yeah. I'm not Fonzzo. I'm not Benito. Yeah. And then the guy goes so I probably can't ask him for a picture can I. Paul goes no I don't think so man. That guy listens to off menu and he thinks the hosts are both called James A. Castor and the producer is called Al Fonzzo. Yeah. Yeah. Oh I love the dish podcast with James A. Castor James A. Castor and Al Fonzzo. Garlic bread or croutons. Nina gets one point deservedly but it would have won any other prize category. Richard gets two Matt gets three three points. It's based on if him and Greg have sex backstage if

27:22I don't know that. Yeah. You get four points Chloe and five points for Izzy. Richard what have you brought in? This was actually made by the designer for this show. Well it was a successful show before I started doing it. The Crystal Maze. But I ran it into the ground. I didn't want to have to hold people's hand and so I thought if I have this for example I'm feel okay. Yeah. And so for me this was a very good gift but I don't know that anyone else wants this. I've got bad memories here because throughout my childhood the present that Christmas I covered it the most. It's one of those robot hands on a stick and that's pretty close to it. This is a lackered shot. If there was a big enough orange I might be able to scoop it up with that though. Try it. I like it. Okay.

28:28Task one. Work out the height of the tower and bake beans closest to the correct answer wins. You have ten minutes and must smile throughout your time starts now. Now. There was a little mix up here wasn't there. You didn't you didn't measure the right tower. No. Now I'm going to back you up here Chloe. Yeah. I think the tower blowing over for you made it more difficult to notice there was a big tower. May I say that every avenue I was thwarted by the weather during this show. It wasn't good. It was bad. It was bad weather. So what happened for this one is we were in the museum of steam and water or some shit. Your details orientated. That's what's clever about it. So I come out and I open the door and as I open the door I cut my finger. So I have a bleeding finger. I got bleeding finger. So anyway my finger gets cut and I come down the stairs and it's horrible

29:31so cold like snowing windy and then the small tower blows towards me. Yeah. And so obviously I almost announcing itself as the focus of the task. Yeah. 1000% and Alex is a little snake because I think I was the first one to do that task and obviously like in the back of their head they're hoping that someone. Exactly and that's why I don't like it when it comes back to the studio and Alex said obviously we all assumed that you thought you were measuring the big tower. It's like no you didn't. No you didn't. You hoped at least one person got it wrong. Yeah. You were actually buzzing that I was the first person. You are hoping that that happened. I was the first person. I made the mistake which means that no one else has to make the mistake after. Yeah. So I feel like I was being led towards the mistake because throughout and you could see it in the edit that I was like I know that I'm doing something wrong here and Alex is like being smug about here and maybe the smugness is like trying to direct me to like why don't you look up

30:36there's a massive fucking tower there. Yeah. But yeah I mean I probably should have made that connection but I think you'll focus your hyper focused on the task. I don't think I wouldn't notice the big tower. Yeah. So the tower falls so I'm looking down because it's on the floor so I'm not looking up. Then you had a can of beans into the mix. Yeah. I'm not seeing anything. I mean you like beans as we find out later in the episode. I'm beans focus. Yeah you beans focus. I'm being oriented. I mean of course Matt also didn't notice the big tower. Yeah and he didn't have an excuse. But he couldn't even open the beans to be fair to the guy. Granddad had a shocker with that one. Is it slightly getting that he did better than you in this task and he couldn't even open the beans. Yeah. Yeah I mean I think the thing that I find most difficult about this task is Alex told me in the studio and after that my calculations were the most accurate of anyone and if I'd scaled up correctly then I would have been almost bang on. Yeah. I mean there's

31:41there's multiple things that happened in this task that would have annoyed me in the studio. Yeah Nina measures the can instead of the beans. Absolutely. Mental behavior. Which I don't know why that was accepted. But it wasn't I don't think it was. Where you got four points. Yeah but I think it's because she got there by error. So like she wasn't tell it she wasn't saying how many cans it was. Yeah. She just said I think it's this and that was the closest to the beans. She's all of us basically got there through error. Yeah okay so she said 774 and that was that was. Station of me can't they meant beans. Yeah okay. She interesting right okay. That wasn't that wasn't clear to me. I apologise to the fans. But just I mean watching Nina do anything is the title joy. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely loving her in this series. Her and Izzy are like the perfect fans. Just like just completely just doing their own thing. Yeah. But did you find that I found

32:42in their team task. There was quite like a sort of flirty sexual energy between the two of them. May I make an observation? You may. You say that about all women when they're having a conversation. That's not fair. That's not fair. That's not fair. Name of time when I've said it. Every time you've seen two women talking. Yeah. There was flirty energy there. Okay. Glow your horny. What's fair? Two women talking. Two women fucking. Going back and watch it. I will go back and watch it. Yeah. Yeah. I noticed that between Richard and Matt. But it's me and no one. This task would have absolutely done me. I would have had a total meltdown. Matt is the hard. Yeah. Like all those complicated ways of doing it. I would have just had a total meltdown. I would have ended up guessing or this trying to throw. I would have tried to throw beans up the tower. Oh yeah. I

33:45would have gone big tower. Got the beans and tried to fling beans up the tower to see how many I could get it up there. You would have started you would have started piling beans on top of each other. Yeah. What's it? Yeah. Which on the small tower you probably could have. Yeah. And then and then sort of transpose it up. Yeah. Well, there was a task in I'm sure someone will correct me in the comments. I think it was series seven where they had to measure the caravan in beans. Yeah. Okay. Disccaravan. Yeah. Someone did go around the whole thing with a bean like printing sauce onto it to see how many times they. That's great. Yeah. But you can't really do that with with the tower. Yeah. But with the small tower. Yeah. This this was the first task where and this would be like my advice that anyone doing taskmaster moving forward. Like this is the first task where you're just given a lot of bluster to kind of distract you oftentimes. And I think like went in a task like this. It's just sifting through making a decision and going what's useful to me and what's not. Yeah. And going I don't need this laser pen. I don't need that just going this

34:49is the way that I'm going to do it. And I'm not going to worry about the other stuff. Well, and also this is the one where I like to think I would have thought of this. But I don't I don't think I would have done because I would have been confused by all the bluster. When there is that amount of bluster and it's quite a complicated calculation. Yeah. You can pretty much guarantee the answer will be written somewhere. Yeah. Yeah. I probably should have picked up on that. But again, the wind, the beans. The wind, the beans. And I did do a cursory look and then I was like, I've not, I've not got time. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it's really annoying. I think Alex prefers it when no one finds the finds the little answer. Yeah. He's smug. Yeah. Smug little face. Richard was amazing. Guess is 200 foot for the tower. That's the kind of like, yeah, that's the kind of way he's neurodo virgins kind of manifest. Like a totally useless, useless skillery looks at a tower and goes 200 foot. He's useless in this, on this occasion, you know, when it comes to taskmaster. Did he get five points? Richard got five points. Yeah. I mean, he, he's, he guessed 4,000 beans, used Alex's a measuring reference. He does, he doesn't smile, which you're supposed to do. Yeah. But in the studio,

35:57it's explained away and says, basically, that's the happiest anyone's ever seen Richard. Yeah, I think it's fucking bullshit if I'm honest. But at the end of the day, you've got to pit your battles, haven't you? And I, I knew. Did you battle in the studio? I didn't battle that one. I didn't battle that one because I probably battled him already. Yeah. And I thought it's no use going. And I also think you have to choose your battles because Gregor made his decision. Yeah. And if I push back, he would have doubled down and probably punish me some other way. And also I am sat there missing a 200 foot tower to be fair. So I haven't really got a leg to stand on. So I went, I'm not going to, I'm not going to fight this one. Yeah. But he's not smiling. Yeah. He could have put a bit of effort in. Yeah. And I think he's getting special dispensation because he's a miserable man. Yeah. And it's a Russian smile is what he said. It's a Russian smile. I've just got a splinter off this chair. But this is the thing with Richard where like, I think, I think maybe I say it in later episodes where like, you'll be arguing with him and you're like, oh, I'm, I'm sort of getting the upper hand. Yeah. Wow. Maybe I'm going to win this argument. And then he'll tell you

36:59that you're gaslighting him and you're being coached culturally and appropriate. And you're like, okay, well, I can't fight that back. Can I? Yeah. And it, but he smashes this task. Yeah. Yeah. He did smash it to be fair to him. Is he gets one point because even though she did know she was going for the big tower, she calculated completely wrong and guessed the height of the shard. I think she just saw I got two points. You got two points for this buzzing with that. Yeah. You weren't buzzing at the time. Matt got three points. Nina got four points and Richard gets the five points. I've been a fan of yours for so long now and it's not until I see that video who would have thought you were a qualified structural engineer. Yeah. So are you saying that that wasn't the tower because I would say that is a tower. That's a tower. Well, there you go. Fairly reasonable to assume that the tower was the giant iconic one. No. And with respect. Fuck you for that. Because

38:01that was a tower. Matt, did you ever notice the tower? No. Task two, discover a face on a piece of toast. Most astounding, identifiable toast face wins. You have 20 minutes and one loaf of bread. You must not render more than three slices of bread inedible at your time starts now. Loads of moments I want to pick up with you here. Obviously, with I've mentioned the competitive side of you that I'm really glad we're seeing. But of course, the other side of you are being a total idiot. I'm being so happy and going, I'm going to make Jesus out of Jesus. Well, I just thought what's the conventional face that gets discovered in a toast? Yeah. It's Jesus. It's Jesus. And also with this one, my competitive energy goes down because I've always known that art isn't my strong suit. Yeah, this is the thing. And nor was it ever

39:02going to be. Yeah. So I thought this one's a free hit. Yeah. You know, just enjoy yourself. I'm just going to I'm just going to kick back. I'm going to relax. I'm going to make Jesus out of toast. I think your mistake with the with the art itself is you went full length. You went with a scene rather than just the face of Jesus. Yeah, I should have gone with just the face. I think you should have just gone just gone with the face. I think my issue with a way a lot of people approached this is even though they were discovering a face on a piece of toast, I felt like Nina was the only one who approached it with the spirit of the task in mind. Yeah. Of it comes out of the toaster and it's on the bread itself rather than getting things and slicing them up and painting and drawing and doing all of this. But if we'd all done it the same way then it would have been fucking boring. That's true, but I would have liked to have seen more people engage in the spirit of it rather than just drawing directly onto the toast as Matt does. There's a very nice drawing of Alex Horning Glitterpen. It looks great. I also feel like it, I think he used Glitterpen. I mean it might have been edible,

40:05but it says if you render more than three sides of bread inedible, what he put on that toast look toxic to me. Yeah, but it's only one slice of toast. Yeah, but I just think it should be edible. The actual thing you're finding. That's how I feel. Okay, yeah. I sort of agree. I was working on the basis of it was sort of like I didn't have an idea when I came into it involved over time. Yeah. And I am a I'm a I'm a drawer of a stick man. That's just the thing. Yeah. And yeah, I just thought I'm going to really burn this toast and then I'm going to draw the face into it and then I thought why do I face when you do a full for for this to mount insane. Yeah, Jesus 40 days, 40 nights in the day. Yeah, most lovely. I thought it was a beautiful idea. Thank you. And I think that's interesting with the art things because I was sort of similar in I know I can't do it. And I know I'm not, you know, in the series I did I'm not being Katie works at art. Oh my god. You know, yeah. So I just don't try. Yeah. But just have a bit of fun. Just have a bit of fun with it. Just melt a baby bell. Yeah. And then make a for it a baker desert. Is he also uses baby bells? I

41:11could not recognize that as a face. She said it was Greg Davis's face, but it was just a pile of stuff. She's his baby bell and ham and I thought he looked like a musketeer. One of the musketeers. I suppose Greg's got an element of a musketeer. So Nina does mat face and just sort of presses the bread in. That's great. It was I thought it was amazing. Yeah, I was gutted that Nina didn't get five points for this. It reminded me a bit of do you know the the statue head in Art Attack? Yes. It looks a bit like that. Yeah. So she could have said that was it. Yeah. It's interesting that two people picked Matt. I mean, I think Richard picked Matt initially. Yeah. And then who did he do instead? Nigel Manson. Ronald, Ronald. He did Nigel Manson. He did Ronald, he did Matt Lucas. He just gave it all a go and he's a used icing dream blunt rotation. Yeah. There is a moment where Richard just cuts out just a round circle of white bread and says that you're basically there anyway. That it looks like Matt Lucas. That would have been bold if he just

42:13popped that in the picture and discovered it. But yeah, I thought this was a really fun task. I just felt like Nina got the spirit of the task. Although I very much enjoyed Izzy being the only one who discovered the toaster way from the toaster. That's so funny. On top of the fridge. If you write down the camera saying I'd never put toaster on top of the fridge. Keep my toaster on the fridge. The discovery element did make it more difficult. I think that made it slightly more confusing. Because obviously if you're deliberately doing something and then deliberately discovering it, are you discovering it? But I like just a little act out. Yeah. Like you saying, oh, Alex, do you want some toast? Yeah. Jesus Christ. Oh my, Jesus Christ. Oh, Jesus Christ. That's how I pop up toast every morning. Oh, Jesus Christ. I've got to put my crave on top of this. I spread cereal onto my toast. Chloe, it's crave, by the way. I eat a lot of crave. I just eat little parcels of Nutella. Yeah. It's not a good way to start the day though, mate. I got a lot of baby bow in the toaster. Did you? I might apologise. Are we the first ones to do that task as well?

43:19I don't know. I don't think so. Because it might have ruined it for everyone else. And they do use it. They use the toast. Yeah. That's all stuff that the, you know, the crew are using. Yeah. And they all had like the toaster after. Yeah. So that's why you weren't allowed to uh, fuck up. Render loads are inedible because food waste. Yeah. Food waste. But, um, yeah, and then everyone was just like having toast for their lunch. Yeah. Yeah. Having your crave on toast. Claim on toast? Um, yours probably would have been the most edible. Yours and is it? So I think my mind was burned. Yeah. And covered in a lot of melted baby bell. Well, I enjoyed it. And my particular favourite moment was you saying you eat anything. And you know that I won't eat anything. Yeah. Yeah. I'm surprised. Greg pulled me up on that. I think he's a man off the moon. Well, I, but then I think you absolutely convinced them around. Yeah. By saying if you dropped a muffin, if you'd, such a specific scenario, by the way, if you dropped a muffin in the bin, what are you doing? Yeah. Because um, art imitates life and life and imitates life. I was drawing from personal

44:22experience. It is true. You would, I think you do. Yeah. I'd eat muffin straight up. Yeah. What's the worst thing you've seen me eat on tour? It's this not so much the worst thing is the thing I was most surprised that you did eat was when I went into a service station, thought it'd be funny to buy your whole Easter egg. And then you, you, yes, and when it comes to eating. And I gave it to you and you thought it was funny that I'd bought you a whole Easter egg. And then I turned around like two minutes later and you eat the whole thing like a big apple. And the chocky bars like a winner. And the chocky bars that came with it. And then so it would always be eat that, eat that chocolate and then absolutely 10 minutes later. Poor, I feel sick. And then Paul going, can I have a bit of that Easter egg? Oh, it's gone. I feel sick. I feel sick because I ate the full Easter egg. Always feel sick. And then 10 minutes after you feel sick, asleep. Yeah, yeah, and then wake up. Oh, I'm looking at it. Oh, chocky. Do you remember the you always have a Coke Zero with Cherry? Yeah, Pepsi Max with Cherry.

45:30Thank you. And I started getting to have a bit of a Pepsi Max with lime, but it would always move me for sick. But it maybe took me eight times to learn that lesson. Yeah, but we'd learn before you. You learn the first half. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm also if you'd had like, if you had a coffee in the afternoon, you'd like, don't know, now I'm going to have to have this coffee in the afternoon. Oh, it's a full sick of mad. I feel anxious and I'm going to shit my pants. But yeah, so this is all rang very true, Chloe. Yes. At one point for you, Chloe, two points for is he three points for Richard, four points for Nina, five points for Matt. What's here? I never leave things on top of the fridge. It's the face of Greg Davies. Task three, pick three digit number then do either the buggy bounce or beans task. The person who picks and then achieves the highest number wins. You have two minutes to pick

46:30your number. Your time starts now. On the back of the first task, it says, always look at the back of the task. This is the most gutted I was the whole series. Really? Yeah. Because actually you did look like you're pretty gutted. It does say the name of the task on each on the back of each task. Yeah, there's good. There's going to be a super cut of this hopefully online because that we spent a long time talking about it in the studio because I went away from the house thinking that it was my proudest moment because I'm not sure we quite understand the scale of what happened, which was I played taskmaster. I came out and I knew that this was classic taskmaster. So I see the balls, I see the trumpet, the trumpet, I see the beans. And then I'm always checking the back of the task. Just having a little look, I've watched taskmaster long enough tonight and it says always check the back of the task. So I'm thinking, well, that's not relevant to what I've got. So I open the task and it says pick a number. So I know that I'm going to

47:34have to do something to do with that number with the things that I've got in front of me. And I'm thinking if I look at the back of, I presume Alex is going to give me further task. If I look at the back of that, hopefully I'll be able to select what task I do. So then I'm thinking, I'll have beans. It's just before you're always thinking that to be fair. It won't stop. It can't stop. Yeah. And then I'm thinking, it's just before lunch, I'm, you know, I've ordered lunch. I'm probably lacking a bit of protein. Yeah. Let's get a can of beans down to supplement that. So I set it to 408 because Alex tells me that beans are 400 to 500 in a can. And I think, yeah, I can do a can. And then check the back of the task. Low and behold beans, bounce balls. I select beans and then it says eat these beans, but then it says within 10 minutes. And I think I am absolutely up against this. Start separating the beans off, shoveling them into my mouth. Eventually at some point a spoon

48:37gets bought for me. And it gets, I promise you, I swallow the last of the 408 beans as the whistle blows. I have never felt you for real. I get an absolute rush. I'm going into lunch, thinking this production team, they're all going to be giving me a stand-in of age. We're all going to eat lunch together. Everyone's going to be in so impressed. Everyone's going to be so proud. But in the back of my mind, I'm sort of thinking, I think I might have had some half beans. Right. Yeah. Maybe I'll be one up one down. As soon as I got to the studio, I knew that he's actually mugged me off there. And I think he has he mugged you off though, or did you just eat? Daisy, can we get a still up of it? Can we get a still up? Because I think he's counted two half beans as two individual beans. But okay. Is it time to let this go, maybe? No. That maybe you just ate one, you ate one

49:38too many beans. I didn't eat 409 beans, I feel 408 in my belly. You felt 408 in your belly. Yeah. Now this is a big claim that we didn't hear. Yeah. One belly, 408 beans. Yeah. But you've felt each and you felt each individual bean in your belly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. My favourite moment of this was when Izzy, who also ate too many beans, tries to be like, yeah, it's so annoying, isn't it? Yeah, but again. And then very seriously, you weren't, yeah, but you don't have any right to feel that way. You're right. I'm actually mugged off in the edit there because the whole conversation building up to that have been about how Izzy had no strategy whatsoever. She just started eating beans with a doof beer. With a two-tonk. She wasn't counting. Talking about snogging boys at this girl. She wasn't counting. She just started eating beans as she wouldn't stop. I had a method. 10 minutes. I was like an athlete. I was like an athlete trying to get those beans down. That's exactly what I thought.

50:41As your mouth was covered in tomato sauce and you were fistfuls of beans into your gob. Yeah. Like an athlete. I was always like watching the Blu-na-Limpix, I felt. Yeah. And then Izzy turns to me at the end of this big five minutes. Try to make friends with you. Yeah. And then she goes, she's like, that's how I felt. Respectfully, you didn't. You had no fucking strategy whatsoever. You were just two picking beans at random into your mouth. Whereas I was like an Olympian. It's like, it's like Mo Farah going to part-run. Yeah. Piss me off. Mo Farah one is episode. But yeah, great. Loved watching both of you eat beans in your own special ways. Nina cheeses the buggy task. Yeah. Smash is it? Yeah. She really did smash that space away to go, you know, putting them back in the buggy. Obviously, we find out at the end of your task, you look at the buggy and go, imagine if I had to eat all those beans. Really strong.

51:42It's just a fun. It's just a bit of fun. Yeah. It's just fun. Yeah. Yeah. But she does, she does very well in the game. She smashed that to be fair to her. How many, did we discover how many balls were in there originally? No, it was a lot more, though, I think. Because obviously, you know, you're in a situation where you could have gone up to, you know, crazy numbers, right? Yeah. Oh, so there must have been like 999. Yeah, you would have thought so. Yeah. Because I guess if you put 999, then you would assume that Alex, they would have filled it with 999 balls. But I just think it's impossible. I just think it's impossible, isn't it? Yeah. To do any of that. I mean, the balls is probably the one that's most possible. You're not eating 999 beans. You're not bouncing 999 times in the 10 minutes. What, what I want to know is what would have happened if I had just opened the beans and just gone at the can and not counted them out? Well, you would have been even more wrong. But you think, but they wouldn't have, they wouldn't have had any way of knowing how many beans that I'd eaten. So it would have been sort of shroding as beans because I, I could have, if you'd not poured them out,

52:44you'd literally just down and down the can and then yeah. I know you did it in the studio. Yeah. What, what would have happened there? Same thing probably. Lose. Lose. Yeah. Matt and Richard both choose bounce. I did like to see Matt bouncing with genuine enthusiasm on that trampoline and not counting because he's too busy concentrating on bouncing. Yeah, he looked like he really didn't want to bounce and then as soon as he started bouncing, he went, yeah, I mean, he loved it. Yeah, childish glee to bouncing. Yeah, any about 681 times, which was unfortunately not the number he went for. I want to talk about Richard's technique. It makes no difference to him whether he's bouncing on the trampoline or throwing the can and then bouncing. It's more difficult. It does make a difference though. Because it's not what he's been asked to do. Well, it's more Richard Iowadi couldn't possibly be seen to be bouncing in a way that's more directly gleeful. But I can't, it's gleeful to me, throwing a can, catching it and bouncing in the air. Yeah, but it's still bouncing. But it's in

53:46like such a like cynical like think outside the box kind of way. Whereas if Richard Iowadi was just bouncing on a trampoline, then I think that would undo like 25 to 30 years of a career. Look, because if he's bouncing on a trampoline and looks totally miserable, I think that's the perfect Richard Iowadi moment. But he's also a perfect Richard Iowadi moment to get a can of beans and bounce it off and don't. Well, it's a perfect Richard Iowadi moment to be contrary to the point of disadvantage. Yes, that's exactly right. I've said this once, I say it again. He always Richard always has to be winning and losing at the same time. And yeah, in this episode because he is doing so well in the studio, he could afford to have quite a laissez-faire fucking all attitude. Yeah, well, it was an amazing, it was an amazing task from him because he bounces it and they said you've only done it. You've done 105. Yeah. And then to cut back to the studio and he knows that he's messed up at least a few times and takes down to that perfect 100. Piss me off. I thought it was great.

54:52I know it pissed you off Chloe, but I thought I'm absolutely amazing. I'm happy for him. Well done. But also piss me off. But you know, do you know how bad you are at the I'm happy for him well done? Do you know how bad you are at saying that? Yeah, I heard what? Yeah, it's not believable in any way. But I don't think I was trying to sell it as believable there. I think I knew which is, I think it's more genuine to go like, yeah, well done. Then to go, oh, I really have a few Richard. Well done mate. That's actually really good. I'm impressed by that. Don't make me happy. But piss me off. Yeah, but piss me off. Yeah. It was not points for you, Izzy and Matt, which I thought I know the idea was to get the exact number, but I feel like it should have been one through five closest to the number. Yeah. Anyone who gets exact is the biggest number when this is how I felt. And annoyingly, if you'd asked me between the houses and the studio, what's like a banker for you?

55:56Five points, I would have said that task. Yeah, that's why never, never, consider that you're not a banker. Please do not be assuming because to assume makes an ass out of you and me. Yes, lovely that you just did the phrase correctly there. I really thought you were going to get it wrong deliberately. I was trying to get it wrong deliberately. But you did it right by accidently. Yeah, but yeah. Assuming makes an ass out of you and Ming. Oh, Ming. Not points. Four points for Richard and five points for Nina. I think she selected the task very well. Are we going to be right up against it now? You're four minutes 20 to eat another 200. I was a boy called Matt at my school. We used to call yeah, yeah, yeah, because he said yeah, yeah, yeah, all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I counted him as why? Can you count how many cars are off in the queue? Eight, they've got two and a half minutes. They're doing all right, but it's tight.

56:58That's going to now. Two. That'll be 300 night beans. One if it goes. Thirty seconds. Come on, hurry. Pretty confident? I say it's sort of 93% confident. Live task. Get to the centre spot first. On the horn, hold up a pedal to indicate which contestant cannot progress. You may only move forward if your colour isn't chosen. You may converse between horns. First to the centre gets five points. Second gets three points. Third gets one point. No one else gets any points. Chloe, how do you feel like you're quitted yourself in this task? Well, I think there should be a super cut of this. Firstly, I'm absolutely annoyed that they didn't tell us that we would be wearing a sash because I dress like a Labour politician and then they put a red sash on them. And then, so, listen, the knees, the knees, they'll be a super cut

58:00of this because these are the ones I've been waiting to see you in as well. Like in the studio format, in the live task in the studio. You don't understand how f**king thick the other four would be in though. For like at least the first five studio tasks, we would read it out and it would be so simple. And then there would be like 10 minutes of them asking questions. And I just, me and Alex were like on the floor like how are you not getting this? So this f**king paddle game, 10 minutes of questions. And then they still don't understand what's going on. And then I'm the only one that understands what's going on, but I'm the one that keeps getting mugged off. Yeah, but that's because you kept talking. So you were the last person to talk. So that was the paddle they held up. And it was amazing to watch. And you exactly what was going to happen as soon as you started being like a perfect moment as well when you're like everyone vote blue. And they were like we don't all have to vote. We're only one of them. And you're like yeah, but if we all vote blue, then we all march forward and I'm like oh. But you see what I mean. Yeah, but also because you're being like

59:05that and I was like that multiple times on my series, people know that it's funny to give you the disadvantage. I get punished for being talented. You get punished for being angry and competitive. But I'm being talented if you like because that's clearly a pocket that you operate very well and is being annoyed that you've been screwed over. Yeah, you're face every time, every time Richard held it up when Richard held it up when I'm shuffling, I'm doing the normal, I'm just I'm blind shuffling. No, he's what you're doing. One, two, three, four. It's back of the same one. But I'll take it out. I'll put it in on my arm. But I just I think I think Richard is rich is a very clever man. Obviously, and he knew he knew that it was funniest to push my buttons throughout the whole series. If you show your hand that you care about it and it's making you angry, that's when that's when people pounce. But how could I be anything but myself? No, and you shouldn't be anything but

1:00:08yourself. It's very, very funny. But Nina and Izzy really cared for me. Matt didn't think and Richard deliberately well me up. He's still got one point though. Yeah, but because he tried to hug Richard. Because I begged for it. In the soup before. How does that feel when you get a point only because you begged for it? It feels good in the moment but then after you feel an unempty void. It really felt like it really because it was Nina and Richard that were left. And like obviously we'd all been in like comic mode and then it got serious and it felt like my parents letting me win Uno to save a tantrum. Yeah, we've all been there. And then we got back to the green room and I had to look them in all in the eye. Yeah. And I just felt shame. I just felt shame. So that's a spoiler for the rest of the series. You're not competitive at all moving on

1:01:08from episode two because you and you do rail it in right. I learned my lesson. I was very demure. Yeah, very fair. Yeah, very nice. Nice, nice, Chloe. But you do get one point. Three points for Matt and five points for Izzy. Episode scores. It's a draw. Matt Richard and Nina at the top with 14 Izzy on 13, Chloe on eight points. I mean, it's a low scoring episode because there's a couple of ones where you can only get a certain amount of points or whatever. Yeah. And some people don't get points. Some people are qualified, etc, etc. So there's a tie break. Guess the temperature of the liquid in the flask. Matt, guess the 68. Nina guesses 82. Richard guesses bang on at 40. A good guessing episode from Richard. He's so good at stuff like that. Just looking at that. Yeah. Yeah. I said 28. You said 28. Yeah. Oh, good. Yeah. Because of course, you all will do it. Yeah. Yeah. I said 28. Thank you. You're welcome. Meaning Richard wins the episode, of course. Series scores. Nina is on 32. Matt's on 31.

1:02:14yourself and Richard both on 27 and Izzy on 26. So only two episodes in. Everyone's pretty tightly grouped together. So we will see what happens in the rest of the series. I cannot wait to see the more Demiore, Chloe Pets moving forward. Someone who accepts their losses. Someone who is happy for other people scoring more points than them. My knees are so sweaty. Chloe, we will ask you to rate your experience on the TAS Master Podcast between one and five points. Five, Izzy. Thank you very much. Even though it's boiling in here and it's like a picture of them. Yeah, but what's that? But what's that in comparison, spending an hour with your friend? Thank you, Chloe. Thank you. Thank you to Chloe Pets for coming on the show. We'll be back next week to talk about Series 22, episode three with the brilliant Lou Sanders TAS Master Champion of Series eight. Lou's brilliant very dear friend of mine. Absolutely hilarious. There are many people who make

1:03:17me laugh more than Lou looking forward to chatting to Lou about episode three. Bye-bye.