Chelsea Handler & Tinx

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Welcome to the Bravo Clubhouse.

For the podcast edition of Watch What Happens Live.

With me, Andy Cohen.

On the radio, she's an important part of your day.

And she bought a broken home from RFK.

It's Watch What Happens Live with Chelsea Annler and Tinks now.

Yeah.

Hey, everybody.

Welcome to Watch What Happens Live.

I'm your host Andy Cohen in the Bravo Clubhouse on a Sunday night.

My first guest is so influential.

She once persuaded Martha Stewart to smoke with her.

So I can only hope to be half as convincing, getting y'all to see her new show.

Find tickets and dates online now for the high-end mighty tour.

Please welcome the great Chelsea Handler.

Thank you.

My next guest wrote a novel about a steamy summer.

But nothing is hotter than all the burning takes she shares on.

It's me, Tinks Live.

Mondays and Wednesdays at 11 a.m. on Radio Andy.

Serious XM.

Channel 102.

She's so great.

Give it up for Tanks, everybody.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

My next guest wrote a novel about a steamy summer.

But nothing is hotter than all the burning takes she shares on.

It's me, Tinks Live.

Thanks, everybody.

The two of you are pals.

How did this come about?

We met on chocolatesignals.com.

I was looking for love and she was looking for a well-fenetration.

Yeah.

Yes.

And we've been friends ever since.

How did we meet, Tanks?

We just, I think we're just so alike.

Yeah.

That we just, it was like a force field.

Yeah.

We just kind of came together.

And I've got a contraction, if you will.

Yeah.

I love it.

Yes.

Okay, that's great.

Well, I'm excited.

Oh, perfect.

Yes, yes.

Wow, I wonder if it's my ball day.

It's probably it.

Pass over is only a few days away.

So over at the bar, we have someone who was too good to pass by.

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Plus, they ship nationwide and it's so worth it.

Say hi to Gary Greengrass.

Hey, Gary.

Hi.

I mean, little secret, Gary.

I stole one of those potato lot because right before the show.

And it was so good.

I'm like dead from it in the best way.

So thanks, Gary.

And filling out our studio audience tonight, it's the Ladies of the Brooklyn Nets.

All right.

Wow.

Well, the guys are away.

The ladies will play.

Chelsea, you are never afraid to be blunt with or without smoking one.

So I'm really ready for you to share some opinions in a game of high and mighty.

Or I'm all right.

I'm going to go through some.

If you're into it, say, high and mighty.

If not, say, I'm all righty.

Okay.

One battle after another winning best picture.

High and mighty.

I agree with that.

Miley Cyrus celebrating the 20th anniversary of Hannah Montana.

I mean, I'm all righty, but high and mighty.

Yes.

You know what I mean?

Okay.

The ongoing NCAA March Madness tournament.

I've started gambling.

So high and mighty.

Yes.

The craze for Connor's story.

And Hudson Williams following heated rivalry.

Good for them, but I'm all righty.

Did it?

Did you see it?

I watched two episodes because everyone was talking about it and I was in Canada.

And I was like, oh, I can't get it.

I'm in Canada.

Everyone's like, no, it's from Canada, you idiot.

And I was like, oh, because sometimes Netflix has to laugh.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Anyway, I watched two episodes.

And I, I, there was a little, it was very well done.

Yes.

But I don't need to see that much sex from straight people even.

Yeah.

You know what I mean?

Did it make you super horned up all my female friends?

Yeah, it did.

It was really horny from it.

I didn't get horny from it.

Yeah.

I get horny from everything.

Oh, right.

It was just very horny.

You seem very horny too.

I'm horny when I'm having sex with somebody that I'm attracted to.

Then I'm horny.

Okay.

Just in general, I'm not a horny person.

Speaking of horny, love story and resurging entrance in JFK Jr. in Caroline.

No, no interest.

I'm already.

Okay.

Sabrina Carpenter, Justin Bieber and Carol G.

Had lining Coachella.

If it was not Coachella, I'd be all righty.

I mean, I'd be high and mighty.

But Coachella is sand, hot.

I don't care.

Chapel Rowne, getting banned from the Rio Festival after her security at drama with Chudlaud's daughter.

I'm all righty.

Yeah.

Okay.

The Buffy, the vampire slayer reboot getting scrapped at Hulu.

Well, she's my neighbor, so I'm high and mighty.

Yes.

Okay.

The fact that Zendaya and Tom Holland are allegedly already married.

I like that a lot.

Yeah, you do.

I like it.

Yeah.

How about the Michael Jackson biopic?

Sure.

Yeah.

Okay.

Very good.

Punch the monkey.

Oh, yeah.

That monkey in the zoo.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's the kind of parenting I could get after.

Yes.

A monkey in Japan.

Thank you very much, Chelsea.

Tinks has labeled herself a big mantra, Gurley, with one of her favorites being people remember

how you make them feel.

Now it's time for her to get all in her Bravo fields.

Here we go.

I have so many Bravo opinions I need from you.

Since you grew up in London, how are you feeling about ladies of London?

It's my favorite show on Bravo ever.

Wow.

I'm obsessed with the reboot.

It's iconic.

I love it.

It's flawless.

This makes me very happy.

What did you make of Kimmy's apologetic sit down with Missy?

I don't think that she feels remorse, but I really in my heart don't think she meant any harm either.

Thoughts on Martha and her ever trusting nature.

She gave that guy the key to her place.

I feel so bad for her.

I want her to have a happy ending.

Yes.

It's hard with girls named Martha to have a happy ending.

You know what I mean?

Beverly Hills, are you team Kyle and Erica or team Dory?

I am team Kyle and Erica because I do feel that they were coming at her with an open heart

in a mind to mend things.

What do you make of Bose leading the charge questioning Amanda's business?

I would be doing the same thing.

I mean, that's what she's asking the questions we're all thinking.

Summerhouse, seeing how remorseful West is this season, should Sierra give them another shot or should they leave this be?

I don't think it's about him being remorseful.

I think it's, is he ready to be what she deserves?

What do you make of Jesse essentially calling dibs on Sierra when he had no really cause to do so?

I just really hope it was a joke.

Which new housemate is the best addition to the group?

Bailey Bendera, KJ or Levi?

Justice for Mia, because I think Mia is an amazing ray of sunshine.

But I love KJ because I think it's so important that we see men expressing their emotions

and he does such a beautiful job setting an example for all the other men in the house.

Thank you very much.

Thanks.

I love Chelsea's amazement watching you do that.

I'm sorry.

My thing popped open and then I realized who cares.

Yes, right.

I was trying to button it on my computer slide.

On Radio Andy listeners, seek out tanks for straightforward guidance.

But since it's her night off, I won't leave her to answer this box of questions I have waiting for her alone.

Chelsea will help too.

Okay, these are from my staff.

Ladies from the staff.

It feels like everyone around me is getting married or having babies.

Well, I'm single.

How do you suggest they stop feeling desperate to catch up to where they are?

First of all, stop being desperate, period.

Okay.

But every man is so f***ing annoying and wants to date them.

Not carry green grass.

Not well.

Well, I'm sure there's something annoying about Gary.

But I mean, I just met you, but I have to just say, enjoy your single dumb women.

Just enjoy it and don't be desperate.

Enjoy the moment of being single.

I can't express this enough because you're going to hook up with somebody.

And then you're going to hook up with another guy.

There's going to be lots of men in your future.

So enjoy the time you don't have a man in your life.

It's as important as when you do.

That's great advice, by the way.

That is really good.

Here's one that you may have an opinion on.

Should I tell a guy I'm dating the truth about my high body count?

No, it's none of his business.

That's between you and God.

If he asks, do you just lie?

I just think it's such a tacky question.

It's a tacky question.

I mean, seriously.

Have you slept with it?

It's a tacky question.

Keep in track.

Yeah.

Okay, here's an age old question.

Should I be laying all my cards out on a first date?

If I'm into the guy beforehand, like, while am I want kids?

No.

No.

Don't get finished that question.

It's over.

No.

When is the right time to go official with a guy and start using the label of boyfriend?

When he gives you keys to his yacht.

Okay.

I am so sick of date nights being solely drinks and dinner.

What is something fun that won't break the bank to spice things?

MDMA.

And then you don't even have to have dinner because you lose your appetite.

So you'll be fine.

By the way, I mean, I'm so down with that.

Okay.

Thoughts on getting back together with an axe or what about texting an axe just for a hook-up?

Yeah, that's fine.

Yeah.

Getting back together.

I mean, texting an axe for a hook-up is totally fine.

Everyone does that.

It's fine.

Okay, thanks.

My partner proposed bringing a third into the bedroom after us dating for five years,

but I'm really not into it.

How do I say no without fully ending the relationship?

Oh, well, I think if that is going to end your relationship, then it's not a very solid relationship

anyway.

You shouldn't be scared to set a boundary.

My boyfriend is thinking of quitting his job in finance to become a stand-up comedian,

but I really don't think he's funny.

Do I tell him?

I would just quit that relationship.

Okay.

I'm seeing an Australian guy and we've been visiting each other between New York and Sydney.

Susie would move for me.

No.

But is it bad for him to move just for the relationship?

Yeah, definitely.

That's a lot of pressure.

I'm getting ready to move in with my boyfriend of three years.

Do you have any tips ahead of making that big step of living together?

Do you have two bathrooms?

Yes.

If not, get one.

Right.

Yes.

The pooping thing is.

Man, are doing all sorts of disgusting s*** that I don't want to know about.

Any advice on how to navigate a relationship when my partner and I have different sex drives?

Oh.

I think that's kind of a big deal.

I think sexual compatibility is really important for a longevity of a relationship.

So what do you do if somebody has a different sex drive?

Because that's kind of a buzzkill.

It's kind of, yeah.

You know, like I like short bursts of seeing someone that I'm dating.

I don't want to be with them all the time.

I want to see them, like, so the end for a couple days on, couple days off.

Yeah.

So we've got to be in sync about the sex.

Like, we're having it.

Uh, I have trust issues from a past relationship.

So I ask my current boyfriend if we could have access to each other's phones.

Oh.

Which he said was an invasion.

Is that sus or is this a me problem?

That's a you problem.

Yeah.

Your phone is an extension of you.

It's like a journal at this point.

That's private.

And also, you don't start from that place.

Right.

You know what I mean?

You don't start from I need the past go to your phone.

Right.

You are driven to that place.

Yes.

Yeah.

Right.

Usually.

Let's say questions for our fans in studio at Samantha from New York.

What's your question for Chelsea?

Chelsea, what was your favorite joke that you wrote for the critics choice awards this year?

Uh, well, first of all, I had writers.

So they wrote some of them or most of them, I should say.

But I always throw in my jokes.

Oh, that's a great question.

Let me try and remember if I can.

Oh, it was about Leonardo DiCaprio being a stock on, uh, Jeff, uh, on a boat in St. Bartz.

And I said it was almost as scary as the Titanic, but it was worse because Jeff Bezos was there.

Was Bezos in the audience?

No, but I would have loved that.

Yes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

He deserves to hear that to his face.

All right.

Here's Caitlin and Kelsey from Kansas with a virtual question for tanks.

Hi.

Hi, Tinks.

We love you.

Have your book.

Love you guys.

Thank you.

My question for you is, who are some single Bravo loves or celebrities that you love to set?

Either a Man of Attula or C.M. or your mother up with?

Oh, my God.

I love, I think that they are both deserving of such incredible love.

And I think that it would be who have both of them to date outside of the Bravo universe.

Respectfully, respectfully.

I think they both need drama free, great guys, really hot, steamy.

That's what I'm manifesting for both of them.

There you go.

I mean, Gary's taken, unfortunately.

Unfortunately.

There you go.

I'm with Gary.

Yes.

Chelsea Bravo for the rest of us on Threads said, to sex get better with age or worse.

Better.

That's asking for a friend.

It gets better.

Totally better.

You're more confident.

You don't give a s**t.

And you can weed out people that give you the ick much more quickly.

You don't put up with any garbage.

Tinks.

Raven W says, ensure DJ yourself what your honest opinion on Kyle cooks DJ career.

It's like a midlife crisis like you want a party more thing.

I admit that for myself too.

Like I became a DJ because I want a party more.

It's very simple.

And do you do a lot of DJ gigs everywhere?

We do like once a month, which is perfect for me, because it's just enough time to have fun, get all my friends together, fly to a cool place, and then I'm over it.

And when you do a DJ gig, do you like, are you partying the whole night?

It's hard not to.

Right.

Isn't that the point of being a DJ?

Right.

It's exactly a party while you work.

Tina Yes says on Thread said, who does Chelsea think should run for president in 2028?

Oh God.

Anybody but a white man.

There you go.

Two options that are not white men, so we can elect the right person.

Chelsea wants admitted to having a threesome with her former boyfriend and masseuse, but let's see if we're all about to have a happy ending.

Once I'm done needing Chelsea for some answers, Chelsea handler, the time has come for you to plead the fifth.

I have three questions.

You may plead the fifth.

Okay.

You only want Chelsea.

Name a celebrity or public figure that's lit into your DMs hitting on you.

Oh, what's that guy's name?

He's a big rapper.

Oh, shoot.

I don't want to say the wrong guy.

Shoot.

But they're all in my DMs.

Hold on a second.

A lot of rappers slide into my DMs.

But there was a really big one that I screen grabbed and said to my friends, but I can't remember his name.

Oh, I got to get my phone.

I don't have it.

You'll remember.

All right.

I'll try to remember.

When was it in the last year?

It was in the last year, for sure.

Oh, really?

Wow.

Tinks, do you know about this person?

No, but I love it.

Yeah.

Say three nice things about the former owner of the home you own, RFK Jr.

Um, he has, um, uh, he's physically fit.

He can, he speaks, well, uh, he, I can't, I can't.

On a scale from one to 10, how funny do you consider your ex, Joe Koy to be?

A 10.

He's funny.

All right.

Yeah, he's very funny.

He's the fifth you guys ever.

We still don't know who the rapper was, right?

Oh, God.

Yeah.

Shit.

Um, do you ever, you don't miss Chelsea lately at all?

I just don't, yeah.

No, I liked it.

How many years did you do?

Seven.

Seven.

And so we were just talking about that.

Did you, and you kind of burn out at the end, right?

Yeah.

Seven is a very,

seven year itch is a thing.

Yes.

It's actually a thing.

換 yer furniture in like a work like I,

seven years James Corden left his show after seven years.

Yes.

There's another talk show host I don't remember who.

Same thing you kind of just like you have to either refocus your attention

and get really focused or move on to something else.

That's right.

Yeah.

Um, takes, who do you think the hottest guy on Bravo is?

Objectively.

Oh my God.

Besides Andy.

Yeah, besides me.

Andy obviously.

Yes.

Why are you guys laughing at Gary?

Yes.

I don't know.

Do you watch Southern Charm?

It's the only Bravo show I don't want.

Oh, really?

Yes, yes.

But I met Chapp.

And how was that?

It was good.

I met him in St. Bart's, actually.

Oh, my God.

We were, yeah.

Well, that's, that's, that's what we were sitting at.

We were both in line for the bathroom.

And he saw two sweet girls come up to me and asked for my picture.

And he was like, who are you?

And I was like, I'm Tinks.

And he was like, well, who are you?

And I was like, I'm an influencer.

And he was like, oh, well, do you know who I am?

And I was like, yeah, I know who you are.

And he was like, well, how many followers do you have?

Oh, boy.

And he pulled up my phone.

And he was like, ah, I have more than you.

And then we had a beer, so it's all good.

OK, that doesn't sound good.

No, it was sweet.

You are producing a show about a kind of former reality star

or reality star whose it sounds like Sonia Morgan, the townhouse.

No, no, no, no.

Do you know what I'm talking about?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm sure you do.

It's called townhouse.

So, it's not based on, I mean, it's not based on anyone.

It's not based on anyone.

It's based on the culture of reality television.

OK.

It's actually more based on my own life than it is based on,

but it's based on the culture that I've grown up in.

And we've all grown up, which is reality television and the hot messness

that comes with reality television.

It's not based on anyone specifically.

It's interesting because you, I remember when you were on Chelsea lately.

And I think that you got really kind of fed up covering the Kardashians

as much as you know.

Yeah, I couldn't talk about them anymore.

Right, right, right.

I couldn't take it.

Yes.

Yeah, but also, it was just, I just got fed up with, I loved that show.

I had such a good time, but there's a season for, you know, I mean,

it's just, I needed to do something else.

And I also like to be like a little bit more freewheeling.

Yes.

Like, I don't want to be in the same place four days a week.

Right.

I want to be there one day a week and then I want to go to my workout.

Yes.

That sounds good.

Speaking of Chelsea going to Mallorca, it's time for a watch what happens.

Five, we're going to start with a little PSA drugs are bad,

except for the ones that are really fun.

Yeah.

And even though it should only be taken if they're legal,

but since the clubhouse believes in science, Chelsea is conducted

an airtight experiment by trying them all.

So tonight, she's graciously sharing her data.

She is counting down the top five drugs she's ever done.

I love this.

But I'm ready.

Okay, number five.

Okay, number five is the bottom.

Okay, right?

Okay, oh, shoot.

Let me start from the top.

Okay, please.

Okay, my favorite drug is MDMA.

I love MDMA, microdose.

Second favorite drug is LSD, microdose.

I have lots of it.

If anyone needs any, please hit me up.

Do you have it in your dressing room?

I don't have it in my dressing room.

Okay, all right.

Number three.

Number three.

Well, marijuana.

Yes.

But that should be number one.

Let me get back.

Okay, five, four.

Okay, one, two, three would be.

What's the name?

Mushrooms.

Yeah, mushrooms aren't my favorite.

So let's put that at three.

Okay.

Well, no, no, let's put that at five.

Yes.

Let's put.

You need a four.

Marijuana is good.

Alcohol is not a drug.

What's another drug?

Oh, cocaine, cocaine.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, I don't, I don't like it.

No, I don't, I mean, I did for when I was in my 20s and 30s.

I don't really do cocaine anymore, but I also, it's great fun.

You know, if you, if you can control yourself and not do the up till five o'clock in the morning,

cocaine is fun when you're in your 20s or 30s.

Obviously, that ship has sailed for me, but obviously if I'm in London or a fun place

and somebody says, I have a line, I'm not going to say I'm not going to ever do it again.

I want to thank Chelsea Tanks and Gary for being here.

Oh, an amazing win.

We'll see you tomorrow night, everybody.

Bravo's opening the gates to a new state, the real housewives of Rhode Island.

Are you ready for this?

What's up, big things, big secrets, big cheating scandals.

I think that's actually my ex on a boat.

I mean, I think we had sex on land.

There are new kind of housewives.

Now you're saying that you do have two boyfriends.

What?

There's beauty in the chaos, right?

The hot topic is who I'm dating.

I'll leave it at that.

The real housewives of Rhode Island, a new series, April 2nd, on Bravo and Peacock.

Bravo's hit series, The Low Deck Down Under, is back.

The yachting runs on teamwork and respect.

We have to lift our game up massively this season.

You guys are the best of the best.

That's why I brought you all here.

We can't mess this up.

Hopefully, get you wet, get you in the water.

Yeah!

That's in Jason!

Get anchor to adventure.

Pressure is on.

It's too much.

It's not acceptable.

Have a problem with that.

Get off the boat.

Get off the boat.

Made it.

Made it.

Below Deck Down Under.

Bravo on Peacock.

All right, Chelsea Annlers here.

Chelsea's coming to a city near you

with the high and mighty tour tickets and dates are available online now.

You can hear tanks on radio and the Mondays and Mondays at 11 a.m.

And you can see Gary at Barney Greengrass.

And also, trust me, I've shipped to my parents in St. Louis.

They ship all over the place.

You can get everything.

And it's also good.

And they take great care of doing what they do.

So thanks, Gary, for everything that you do.

So Chelsea, will you, at the end of this tour,

will you shoot it for a stand-up special?

Yes.

Yes.

And then you start all over.

So are you already writing your next?

No, no, no.

This is going to take up a lot of my time.

I'm coming to New York City.

I'm going to the beacon.

I'm going to all the cities that you can go and find out about.

But it takes a long time.

And then you have take a break from touring.

Right.

Yeah.

Wait, is Eric Bilby your...

Yeah, you know, Eric.

Oh, yeah.

Eric did me an Anderson.

Oh, right.

For years.

All over.

For years.

Yeah, that's my guy, Eric.

Yes.

Because we went back on the road, Anderson, and I was like,

where's Eric?

Yeah, you guys just...

firmly with Chelsea.

Yeah, I treat him with respect.

Yes.

He's a good guy.

Yeah, he's fun on the road.

I just have to get him penetrated, too.

Yeah.

So, single ladies coming to my show.

If you're looking for a man, I'll post his picture soon.

Let's go back to the fans in studio.

So, it's Tara Lee's from New York.

What's your question for, Tink?

Hi.

Hi.

Is there a Bravo couple you think is not going to last long term?

Oh, my gosh.

I mean, there's many.

There's many.

There's many.

Who do I think is not going to last?

Who's on Summer House?

Well, Kyle and Amanda are already dying.

Right.

Who else?

I mean, wait, I...

Well, actually, I don't want to start any rumors.

I don't know if that's true or not.

Start one.

Why not?

I saw a TikTok today saying that Carl and Bailey are...

But that might have been fake.

I don't know.

Well, no.

They...

On the show, they seem to be pursuing something.

Yeah.

And I saw a TikTok that was saying that there was a theory

that they were going to get together, which I would be interested to see.

I would, too.

I would be really interested to see that.

But I don't...

I think...

I don't know.

Who else is...

Beverly Hills?

Mmm.

I don't know.

I don't like that both said...

When she...

She was saying, oh, I'm worried that, you know, her boyfriend...

If she can't have a baby, you know...

Right.

That made me really sad.

Yeah.

And I hope that...

I hope they last...

I hope they get everything they wanted.

But that comment made me really sad.

And I...

I hope that she doesn't feel any pressure from him on that.

Yeah.

Which it doesn't seem like he's putting on her, but...

Yeah.

That just stuck in my mind that...

They are a striking couple.

Both very tough.

Yes.

Very gorgeous.

Here is Aggy from Austin with the virtual question for Chelsea.

Hi, everyone looks so gorgeous.

I have a question for Chelsea.

Is there anyone you've hooked up with or dated that you still regret?

Yeah.

I mean, a lot of the people I've dated...

I regret.

Not a lot of the people I've hooked up with.

But I think that's kind of part and parcel of being a woman.

That's okay.

You can regret things.

I mean, you just don't do them again.

Right.

And you're repeating the same mistake.

Right.

You know, I like to make the first mistake, the last mistake.

Yes.

So I don't have to go to f***ing summer school.

There you go.

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