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What will Crystal Palace ask Santa for this year? Is Chelsea on the naughty or nice list? Who's baking cookies to get some special favors? Our cheeky hosts come up with a Christmas wish-list for each of the 20 teams and discuss what they hope to see under the tree this holiday season.
Chapters
00:00 Introduction to the Christmas Special
04:59 Chelsea's Consistency Challenge
08:00 Arsenal's Search for a Striker
11:47 Nottingham Forest's Star Player
15:57 Brighton's Dominance Dilemma
20:00 Brentford's Away Game Struggles
21:52 Fulham's Home Advantage
22:55 Tottenham's Coaching Conundrum
24:13 Defensive Strategies and Coaching Changes
25:01 Tottenham's Potential and Coaching Philosophy
26:44 Newcastle's Identity Crisis
29:59 Manchester United's Roster Overhaul
33:23 West Ham's Need for Identity
35:42 Everton's Ownership and Goal-Scoring Needs
37:59 Leicester City's Path to Stability
40:47 Crystal Palace's Struggles and Solutions
43:03 Ipswich Town's Survival Wish
44:13 Wolves' Defensive Woes
45:57 Southampton's Acceptance of Reality
48:42 Christmas Wishes for the League and Fans
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