Campaign 2: Episode 177 - Tuxedo Bazaar Beatdown

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2:00. . . . . . Let me get a clean also with this is me Tim landing. Hey, it's great to be here. Thank you so much for having me. He him. I like cheese. I don't love cheese. I just like it. More for me. What do you mean you don't love it? Shut up. And finally Mike Bachman. Let me get a dirty one. That's not the right thing. I get it. That's hot as hell. I hate running. He him. What a dirty cheese. I'm dirty cheese. I thought you wanted dirty cheese. What the fuck is a dirty cheese? I was just gonna say what is a dirty cheese?

3:02Be down the ground. I don't know. You're a father. You know so much. You probably even string cheese on the ground. I don't eat string cheese. I actually like string cheese but it's weird. No, and then once I found out it was just mozzarella and I fucking love mozzarella. I'm like, what's happening? What's happening? I don't like string cheese. I still don't like it. Even though I know what it is now. I don't like that. It's called string cheese. Yeah. Yeah. It's called cheese stick. The cheese stick that you eat. It's a cylinder. I think we should call it something like mozzarella. No. Sorry Michael. This is your culture. We're dogging on. Michael only gets to pick one culture and I feel like he's British now. That's true. Well, sure. Whatever the fuck. Right. He's not even Italian foodie. He's a member of a come town or whatever they call it. He's a member of come town. You can't. That's the one of you can't make fun of that. That's real. Don't make foot of Compton. Podcast. I'm American guys. Oh yeah, we should go the new thing we have

4:03to do. We're no longer do our pronouns. We will be saying our like driver slices numbers and holding up like a electric bill or something. We need our Americans. Prove the proof. Yeah. Anyway, good luck to Vince who said he was going to start editing those intros each week. After that one. She's focused this week. You're a cheese focused. I love cheese. My favorite is mammal net. It has mites in it. Shut up. Stop talking. Why? They have that at Subway. No, it was banned in America. Raise your own mites and just test it on top of our portion and sub order. It's just a lot of pickles, okay? Guys. Oh, shucks. Damn. All right, let's get this to floor. I've been to the ground. Previously on greetings adventures. What are you guys going to do now? Should we go meet with like those pissed off dwarfs that stormed out the other day? Yeah, yeah, sure. Work. You noticed something in your pocket that you

5:06hadn't noticed before. I pick it out. I put it in my mouth. What is it? Stop. It seems to be a paper note. It says we require the handbell from the OT checkpoint on lantern street. The small one. Do not ring it and then it has the insignia of the echo chamber on it. Celine, can I have you give me a perception check with advantage? You notice on one of the bulletin boards that you see a notice posted with the van Esper insignia on it. Oh, and it says the house of Van Esper joyfully announces the union of their son, Leo. It talks about there being an open feast for the district, formal ceremony for invited houses. It lists the beloved children of the Van Esper's. Does it list all all the beloved children? It is missing Celine. Just not mentioned. Oh shit. Now I guess I just don't exist. It's fine.

6:11Should we go to the wedding? Yeah. What if we... What if we crash it? Yeah. You guys you won't believe it with the feces tonight. And 1130. I have a date tonight. Maybe I can do both. So you're heading to the the dwarf tavern and you guys walk in the door and you won't believe what you see. All the doors are tied up. Shut the fuck up. They're all tied up. They're in a pile sitting quietly by the fire. A slender figure rises and walks towards the door, screech. You get a shock when you recognize this is DeBora. No! And she says to you one wife at a time. How about that previously on though? That really it was so good. It was very clear and stuff. Yes. And I understood it. I believe in keeping the people you work with striving for a goal.

7:17Right. It's all the same. It was all right. Michael, my initiative is 27. Combat hasn't started. You can't initiate it if you would like. Don't tell me that. But as you all recall, you were trying to find these dwarven miners, went to their bar and they were all tied up. And DeBora was there. Why did you do it? Like, I'm so angry, Michael. I just want to ask you all the questions. And like, well, you should ask her. I'm like, no, I want to talk to her. I want to talk to her manager. I would like to talk to the manager of DeBora, the DM, the dungeon manager. And as you recall last week, I'll just repeat it now. DeBora says, look right at Screech and says to him, one wife at a time. What the fuck? He's a Screech. Are you doing big? Screech looks over his shoulder. He's looking for somebody behind him. Have we met this one before? DeBora? No. DeBora is the fucking worst. I'm scared. And did you say DeBora would walk in? So we don't know who this bitch is.

8:21We don't know who this is DeBora. The dwarves have clearly been beaten up, though, too. I will be standing behind Screech, my husband. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. We got our rock solid marriage. You got to sing too. It's confusing. Yeah, you know, I turn around and I'm like, I'm like, well, I know you're not talking to her. Are you? No. She's talking to you, dude. I am talking to you, Screech. We're divorced. You don't get to tell me how many wives I can have. No, I do not, but this is a place of law. Um, are you a dwarf? And there can only be one wife at once. And from behind her steps, Brendel. No, is that the current wife's? Brendel's one of the other wives. Just keep making wives up. No, no, no, no, Brendel, we talked about Brendel. Yeah. Hold on. Shut up. Shut up. No, we say anything about Brendel. I'm looking it up. Shut up, shut up. Shut up. Shut up, Brendel. Shut up, shut up. Hold on.

9:23Hold on. Oh my god. I clicked the wrong thing. Hold on. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Brenda.com. Dash. Shut up. Oh my god, Brendel. You're not dead. This is the current. This is the current. Oh my god. Oh, oh, oh, this is good. I grabbed the lane and like step back a little bit and grab some of the dwarven pubgies and popcorn. Like here, this would be good. I wore, oh my God. I can see why you might be a little mad, but I did talk to my divorce. Where did you go, Screech? I went out, I went out to fight crime. But we were a vacation. At our manor in Alterwood, he said you were going to get an ice cream sandwich. And when I came home, you weren't there. You didn't come home. When I went. You never came home. Oh, you were at the vacation home.

10:23Oh, he, he, classic. He went all the way home with the thing. Yeah, by himself, yeah. How would you be able to forget me? How would I be able to forgive you? Forget me. I'll forget you. Did you think he was dead? I thought he kept saying she was dead. Listen, okay, don't say that loud. Um, okay. So, Brindle, I know this isn't the way that you like to find this out. Especially, Brindle. Brindle, that's her name. Isn't it Brindle? That's her name. I used to love her. Um, you don't love me anymore. I talked to my divorce guy. You remember my divorce guy. Hold on, hold on. Can we pull out the wig out? Drailing tin, the third is the marriage guy. I talked to my divorce guy, Charles Pennington, the third, you remember Charles? Who's that her wedding? What? Which I realize is ominous now looking back on it. I still can't believe you invited me to divorce though I was your wedding. Yeah, yeah. No, that was, that was, that was bad on my part.

11:26But I talked to him and he says that legally, if I'm pretty sure my wife is dead, I can get married again. Are you sure that those guys are real lawyers? Is he like your real? Yeah, excuse me, Brindle, where have you been? Were you hiding or are you just at the other house that he never looked at? That was at the other house. Yeah, dog, you went to the wrong house. How far away is this house? How many houses do you have? Wait, you were there this whole time? Well, there's a three-way journey to get here from there. That was a, that was a rental. We were supposed to check out where earlier than that. That's why you only got a fucking money, dog. Well, we're not married. She's the one who stayed, so I don't think, I don't really see where I should be at my house. No, you aren't married. I'm married. Forgive me, I'm simply an unmarried woman, but I've not been married anywhere close to 23 times. But, don't, usually when you do a divorce, don't like both parties need to like sign all. Yeah, none of one's dead.

12:28What happens when they come back from the dead? None of one's dead, or if you're pretty sure they are. It is, if somebody died, I did consider this at one point today. What if you, someone dies? Yeah. And then you've remarried. Yeah. But then a wizard comes along 10 years later and resurrects. Oh, God. And it arrives them, yeah. Oh, God. I mean, it's like people that get married to multiple wives and they die and then you gotta have all those damn wives in heaven, it's gonna be really awkward up there. I'm never gonna get the damn remote. It's never gonna be my candle. Oh my God. Chris, do you know for a fact that this is not true? What's not true? You must only be married to one at a time and you know this. He is. It's like a curse. That is why I have brought you divorced papers to sign. You must free-brendle into my care so she can become one of the boy's daughters. Oh, you guys getting married? Oh, God. It'd be a rules lawyer, Michael. But we did say earlier that we are in a one party divorce territory.

13:34And even if she wasn't dead, she does not have to be present for me to get a divorce. Did you get divorced, though? I thought, like... Oh, those were a forgery. No, no, no, we didn't do that. We were gonna. We were gonna. I meant to. No, no, no, no. No, I got divorced from Brendle. That was a single party divorce. Then, we're gonna get married and then it seemed too difficult to figure it out. Do it again. To work? Yeah. The rules, the laws of parole do not allow for such single party divorces. You know not of what you speak. You must sign this paperwork. I think you have a bad lawyer. Don't talk about Charles pennington the third like that. He's fair because he's an Esquire, though, because if not, maybe he's not a real lawyer. I've never heard that word before in my life. Oh, brother, brother, you're fun. I'm surprised you've ever been married. Bro, they're gonna come at you so much. How many of you have fake lawyer? Are you kidding me? Wait, maybe my, oh, okay.

14:34Another way out. Maybe my marriage lawyer is also fake. My lawyer was fake. My not be married. Why do you have both? My, maybe screech. This is what happens. screech has never had a wife. Oh, maybe. Who are you talking to screech? You must talk to me about these things. I'm a bachelor. Okay. Sorry. We're just just friends. We got interested. Yeah. I just was like trying to understand the logistics of what was going on. Yeah. Back here. We don't, I think you should give her the divorce. There is another way as well. Okay. Okay. Your wife may also fight to the death. Why? Whoever, whoever wins would be your wife to continue. True wife to continue. So either you fight, either they fight to the death or I just sign the divorce. Yes. I'm really confused about the stakes here. Sorry again. Why did you beat up all of these? Yeah. What the hell? Is that part of the divorce? They have an expired tavern license. Oh. Oh.

15:35Oh. They were doing a crime. They were forcing all laws. Is that what's happening? Oh my god. Now it's just going to kill us. We've laws and rules. Wait a minute. Oh, really? Yes. Wait a minute. Screech could never handle it. Oh wow. It's pretty intimidating. You're like night weight. I don't know anything about night weight. It's kind of like that. Yeah. So is she a human? Yes. Let me double check. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But I think you better make your choice soon, Screech. She lifts her hand. Like she lifts her hand. All the doors on the second floor. Creek open. And you see crossbow tips. Point out how many crossbow tips, Michael? Is that the right one? Yeah. Five. Five. All right. No, no, no. Four. It has to be four. Four. Why is four? Because the board's daughters is established only have five or less members. Well, maybe there's more now. Would you make it true with both hands? They're trying to make a brendle the sixth

16:35divorce daughter. Like this is a power ranger season. I'm sure there's like an angry divorce lawyer from your first 13 divorces that would join them too. So like, there's got to be. It's got to be deep. I've only ever had one divorce lawyer. Yeah. I don't want it a bit lower. And now it's the worst. I'm not sure that it's actually even a lawyer. So probably not. You need a lawyer who is very fluent in divorce and birth law. I think that would help you probably if I had to guess. Especially considering you look like a monk. Eagle that eats monkeys. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You might get it. It's not the first time in the colony. For anyone, if this is your first episode. Yeah. What a choice. You're just wearing a costume. Maybe that looks like a. I take it off sometimes. Is it off now? I know. No. I'm wearing it. Okay. It's on. It's pretty good that they immediately recognized you. What's the point? This is what I got married in. No, it isn't. One of the times. Yeah. Oh. Really? Yeah.

17:36I believe that. I thought you made half that stuff recently. Yeah. Because he's got married now. His big-a-me marriage. Yeah. Oh. Before I married your gorgeous daughter. That's weird. Are you wearing this when you married? When I married who? I was saying. Yeah. He was wearing his costume when he married Rourke. That's just weird. When I became a member of the family. Yeah. This is your son. Yeah. And I've been embarrassed. I hate him so much. I'm dumb-stalling screech. Okay. Just get the force. Yeah. What's the problem? I'm so confused. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Actually, can we look at the contract? Can we look at this as a practice curious? I'm just curious. You want me, my new lawyer? Yeah. That's such a good move. You're going to read it. That's so sick. I mean, well, I mean, you know, I guess I have some book learning. I'm a dirtbag and I know you've got to read it. Yeah. Can I take a look? Is there any fine print on the bottom? Any, like, invisible ink or, like, the grints? Oh, yeah. Kind of check. Double negatives. You roll like an investigation, maybe, or something like that?

18:38Yeah. I guess perception to classic. Yeah. Let me do perception. Do we need our con of this thing too? Probably our con. Yeah. Because our con of design. Yeah. Is this like an Ursula contract? That's what I'm worried about. Our con of design. I run pretty bad, guys. All of a sudden, she gets a beautiful singing voice and I can't talk anymore. Oh, yeah. Dog, your pussy's out. Oh, yeah. All of a sudden, her pussy shortens. It's only one inch now. Oh, no. Oh, no. I roll that. I guess. Well, total. You don't see anything that looks out of order. This appears to be a classic divorce paper situation. This is tracking for what I've seen of legal contracts. It seems completely normal. And there's definitely no tricks in it. Okay. Yeah. I mean, I'll sign the papers. I think it's only fair that, you know, as this is an amicable split, you incur all of the costs from the vacation home in the time that you stayed there by yourself. And then, yeah, we'll go our separate ways. The vacation was attacked by Orcs and burnt down.

19:40Did they kill the long downer? Yes. Oh, yeah. No, they weren't good that we're good. Okay, yeah. That's right news. Yeah. No one's going to come looking for it. I had to fight my way out. Oh, yeah. But you did it. You did good. By yourself. Look at you. Hey, do you want to join us? No, I'm going to join to Boris Daughters unless Screech wants to take me back. Whoa. You just marry all these people. And then she glares a rock. I don't. I look at her and I say, you want a sausage roll? Don't do it. Really throw it off. Don't do it. Don't do it. I'll hold one out to her. It's the oldest one I have. And it has a little bit of pocket fuzz on it. Oh, I think being nice to the girl who wants to hate you is a good, like, disarming tactic. Yeah. Do you want to roll a persuasion? I think with this advantage. Just advantage. She has a pocket link. You said it. But the lid adds extra flavor. Not to brendle. We're going to find out that Nika did expect all of the gross things she's been doing to be good.

20:43It's like, yeah, you want to eat the rind of the cheese. You do the cheese. You eat the red part of the baloney. It's good. Not that part. I do. You don't. Not the like literal. Okay. So you know how it has like the heart. No, not like the wrapper that's plastic that you can't eat. Okay. But like anything, if it is any sort of digestible, I will eat it. Nika just pops a whole baby bell in her mouth. She doesn't peel it. Yeah. No. No. I love it. But I would. Plastic is good for you. It's wax. It's fine. It's not plastic. It's wax. Snack case. I got a five, Michael. Great roll. Thank you. Hmm. I rolled an eight or a three. Um, she's less gross. Is that a fingernail? I say you're gross. Yes. Guys, calm down. All right. Whatever. Jerk. The stakes are screeches, gets divorced. Like he kind of thought he was already.

21:43Or we kill each other. I think this is an overreaction, Dabora. Yeah. You didn't mean to like, well, I guess that the door thing was like separate from this. That seems like an overreaction too. Yeah. It seems like this is pretty aggro. Especially with the pending cracked out on non-humans. This feels charged. Yes. Because I'm a half-orc. I have no opinions in such matters. Oh, yeah. A classic. Everyone that stands in neutrality, sides with the oppressive class. One of my best friends is I have work. Oh, we're using that experience. Classic. Classic. Uh-oh. Okay. This is a charge. That's it. Don't sign the papers. I told you. Dabora's the worst. She's the worst. Yeah. I've seen it. She sucks. You should divorce her again. Oh, my God. Yeah. Okay. Just sign the fucking papers. Sign the papers. I thought. Yeah. Okay, I'll sign them. Good. Do you have a special divorce pen? I have my own pen. Yeah, my own pen. Yeah, it's a big feather quill. I open up my cloak.

22:43This is my eager divorce pen. It's very important. That's the whole time. We were like, we almost died. I have a white wedding pen and a black divorce pen. Yeah. I have a white wedding pen and a black divorce pen. Yeah. They carry on me at all times. I guess you need either one on any given day. Yeah. So you sign? Yeah. I signed. It's right here. All right. You actually, you sign it. Yeah. I sign it. She was. Can I still talk? Perfect. You fool. Come, Brendan. We must go and plan. And then they leave. Plan what? Plan what? Yeah, that seems. Open the door. They're there. Plan what? They're gone. Where'd they go? Are the doors still all tied up in the ground? Yeah. They're tied up and gagged and bleeding a little bit. I guess we should have brought. Well, we couldn't do it in front of the board. I guess you would have kicked your asses. Yeah. Let's crossbows. Plan what? Well, let's untie these guys, right? Yeah, let's untie them. Hey, hey, buddies. Hey, sorry, guys, that happened. But it seems like you didn't pay your debts. I don't know if I believe it.

23:44But you know what? It was just before. I mean, we've paid up. We just haven't spilled out the proper paperwork. It's not our thing. Oh, it's a paper. Yeah. It seems pretty intense. Her reaction to it. I think she was making it. I think I lost a tooth. Yeah, that sucks, bro. Yeah. Kind of seems like she was just taking it out. She was using a bad tooth and taking it out on you guys. Yeah. Does Debora work for the state or something? Or is she just like a freelance like us? Uh, yeah. I don't. Honestly. She's laughing at me. Hold on. Let me look at it. Hold on. I'm trying to see how far. Dude, she was number 10. I don't remember the fuck she did. That was so long ago. That's so long ago. She was 14 whenever you guys got married. What? She was 14 whenever you guys got married? No. Okay. Once again, the number in which they appear in the list plus 20 plus 20. The minimum age is 21. 21. These aren't problematic marriages at all.

24:45No. This is okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She's the one that broke the pattern. That's gorgeous. Isn't that kind of beautiful in a way? Yeah. My brindle was 40. Yeah. Brindle was 43. She's older now. Probably 44 now. Is it okay that we're married? I don't know when her birthday is. My age is ambiguous. Yeah. Maybe you're 44. Who knows? Oh, you're breaking the pattern. You're breaking the pattern. Yeah. That's what happens. That's beautiful. This is about moving on for my past. Yeah. Whenever your genitals are the same shape matching. Don't say that in front of the doors. Yeah. Yeah. That was weird. I'm sorry, dwarfs. Are you being untie in this now? Yeah. We've been untieing all of a sudden. It was a talking untie. Yeah. We only on gag. We were making fun of these guys while we were. I do both. I stay making fun of these guys. Fuck. I shouldn't ask her who the other members of the daughters were. They wait. Are they still upstairs? You said on the... Yeah. The crossroads upstairs. They leave downstairs. Yeah.

25:45Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's upstairs. Do they leave too? Roll perception. No. No. They're gonna kick grass. They're gonna kick grass. Oh my god. Reception. Oh my set. It's a 22. No. You don't see that. Who's up there? They seem to have gone. Fuck. Fuck. You can see we're not out the windows. You should have chased them. I don't know. I wouldn't even know which way to grapple now. I know. It's been too long. So we came here to talk to you about starting a ruckus. But you seem kind of got your ass kicked by a person with a pretty beat up pay. Yeah, what it was a ruckus Are you trying to stay trying to get it to help you start a ruckus is at it? Yeah, like you know They say that tomorrow's the deadline for you know registering or whatever. So we were gonna start a ruckus I it is it is indeed Roll percept our persuasion. I don't don't listen to me listen to her

26:46Well, yeah Well, yeah, I mean, we just saw I'm obviously I'm helping you so you should have advantage. Okay Is that true? Yeah, you can do that. Okay. It's like the one mechanic role we get Okay, that's gonna be 23 whoa So yeah, so you know, we just saw that you seemed a little disgruntled when you saw you last and just you know Just wanted to check in and see what we could do together. Well, we're all a little beat up now, so Maybe if you could help us out with some healing portions or something similar. Oh, yeah Sure, potentially help in the ruckus depart. I think the Resistance owes us like 60 because we never went back and claimed. Oh, then you should probably be fine then yeah Okay, how many dwarves are there Michael? There's there's about Doesn't in this room. Well, but we have more friends down in the mines as we speak

27:48Oh, you know, they go ahead or does she go down there and pop them on the head? Oh, I should check on them That'd be crazy, but they're probably fine. Yeah, you're right. Okay. Well, I guess we'll tell someone at that fucking Resistance to bring you over some yeah, I would appreciate that well, I appreciate you That would be seeing you on the moral. Okay, seeing you on the moral as well. Bye guys. Bye guys. Sorry max wife tied you up Oh, we can't do spells can we know we can do spells. I just don't want to say that. There's like so many of them. Yeah, who cares Well, he's all our damn spells. Well, we're gonna we're gonna get we have like five more engagements secret and other There's a lot going on today. So yeah, I'm keeping my spells. Oh, I thought it was nighttime. Okay, never mind I thought this was like we were getting ready to do this and then go nine. I look as screech has to go on a date Yeah, it's barely lunchtime. We have to go to that wedding and you have to be like the other Screech heads. I thought I already met those and that's like what we know so much Like on you did get a you did get a note if you were a call or

28:52Okay. Oh, yes, because I had to go me You just like that's not my business You should have thought about that. I don't know. I gave me that to me. I spent my gum in that it was to go meet them at like a They didn't say just to meet them at midnight. Was it? No, it's to steal a thing 11th. Oh, uh, it was on the recap, which is you know our brains don't work So I'm not like actually making fun. I was gonna say that was a whole 50 minutes ago. I know I totally Unironically, I do agree with you Michael. I would like to do the thing I need to do tonight We had our headphones off, but it sounded like that's why it stuck with us better is some sort of like small bell from a checkpoint A checkpoint that yours says the bell from that there's like the bell checkpoint. Yeah, duh Duh, but the small bell I Yeah, not the big one. There's a big one. Yeah, at one checkpoint, but no, this is the small that's the wrong bet That's the wrong checkpoint bell and there wasn't a specific time. I needed to get it I just needed to get it but for some reason I think I need to get it at midnight

29:54So what are you guys gonna do then? I was gonna um, I was gonna just talk to Rourke real quick. Oh, um, and Rourke I was feeling kind of weird about that. Did you want to fight Brendel to the death? I kind of I jump straight to signing the papers and I didn't give you the option. We're team now No, I really appreciate that. I mean, I am willing to fight and kill anyone for you So you just say the word and oh my god. Oh my god. It's done But no, I think you did great. You were so confident and you were so sure of yourself And you did great. You handled it with respect and care. Thank you. Thank you He's like, I guess I'm just like a real man. I just guess like each other for like positively I really appreciate that But in terms of like killing for me, I already got somebody who do that So if you kill, I want it to be because you want to oh my god What are you guys doing? Yeah Yeah, I was like, he already has an old a child murderer. What's what's the deal with this guy getting all these murderers? There's a everyone around you is a murderer. Do you think like you just cause people start murdering people?

30:57You're like, it's like like you get like lead boys I don't think I make anybody do anything that they didn't already really want to do What's in those streets bucks? And dick dick us comes up behind work and he's like Back off, bitch Murder parts mine. Oh my god. Oh, hey fine. Jesus. Listen, I can I can be I can be your friend. I can be your mom I can I can leave you alone whatever you want dick But I am not here to get in your way whatever you would have you and screech have that's between you two Okay, between ward and mentee I cannot step in between that bound in that relationship. It's a sacred sacred bond Unless screech has a fucking ward lawyer or something. Yeah. Oh, is that a thing Michael? Is that a thing? Not that you've seen but you know you could do some more research keep your eyes open. Okay All right dick gives you a nod and then that kind of squins at you

32:00Suspiciously nice clamp back, but he seems to be off here off your back and I give him a wet willy Because I think that's what kids like so do we just head back to Well, we gotta go back to ratman tell him to send over potions. I suppose yeah But then okay, so what all do you have to do today? We have a wedding to go to later. Well, hey you Let me heal one of you and then you just go get it and I'll just write down my shit Because you got winter date screech Oh, no the dates tonight What time is it? Sometime in the afternoon tell early after okay, okay But first I gotta get changed Does he do a spin around Ornato You gotta get like all like, you know, we gotta try on him But we're gonna go to like close-shopping. I'm gonna try it a bunch of different outfits and everyone I want to walk out

33:09And in the last one you walk out and we're all like Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, it's just your bird outfit Me like hiding weapons in my clothing and each weapon you're like That's the one Yeah, do you need to do anything for your big day or like what time was my brother's wedding compared to this A day we're gonna have this split or we can there's a dinner feast I was a feast I can go to both. Yeah, it's bringer that would be fun I mean it does seem like I guess they were posting it openly, so I guess it's just like a open feast. It is. They would do they would do that in the past, which is now by the way. And I guess I mean, I'm going to see what's going on, but like, obviously, like do you want to start a ruckus at the wedding or are you just there to be like, I don't know, I'm staring. Well, I just like wanted to kind of like see they're okay. I guess like, I mean, I don't know. I don't know. Well, there's like, when I like ruined everything, that's a serenity. It's gracious of nobleman ish. So I sort of remember how to do that.

34:11Is everyone still chill with him though? I don't think they are. Yeah, I don't know. I think none of us need to be our normal self. Remember kids, don't be, don't be yourself. If you have the chance to be yourself or someone else, don't, yeah, don't, don't be yourself. But sorry, what time is the feast and what time is the date? What are we doing first? The date is at midnight. I mean, that was at late at midnight. Maybe that's what I was thinking of. Yeah. I think that's, yeah. Why is it so late? Hard to say. Hard to say. Hard to say. I think usually when the date's at late, it's for one reason. That's a booty call. That's a booty message. Yeah, it kind of feels like a booty call. It might be a booty call. Yeah, are you okay with this, Rick? I mean, yeah, because he's not going to do anything. And if he does, can't really do it. Actually, what do we try to get out of this? Like, do we need something from this lady?

35:12You guys know exactly. I was always of the opinion that we get what we need from her and then I don't show up for the date. Okay. And all of you made me feel bad about that. Well, I didn't know we were married when that was happening. So I didn't either. I mean, it's fine if you want to go on a date. You didn't make it to Rick. Yeah. No, after that. I thought maybe. How long have we been married now? It feels like forever. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was put up Christmas. Yeah. Definitely felt like that. I know what you mean. I know what you mean. All the snow is falling. Okay. Whatever. I was just like saying, she is still an inside to the slab, which where we want to kill everybody. So we don't really need an inside. Yeah. So it would be good to continue to fluff this relationship, but I still have the keys. Yeah. But you always need an inside person. Have you never seen the Americans? It feels like you've never seen the Americans. We're going to have to kill her, but well, then I'll bring the suitcase.

36:12That's right. That's what Americans reference. Yep. Also true crime. This is general. Yeah. Yeah. So cases show up a lot in crime. They did it. Yeah. And home alone. Yeah. Yeah. And a lot of travel movies. Yeah. Weirdly. Yeah. I'm saying it's easy to keep that contact. Okay. So you do want me to go on this date now. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god. You know, for a moment, I just wasn't sure if there was anything dangling over like she, you were waiting on something from her, but no, just in general having a good contact. Yes, Chris. And you decide if you're going to warn her or not to stay away from the slab before we kill everyone in there. But then if we don't, I mean, I don't want to kill my ex-wife, but I know it sounds like I really want to kill my ex-wife. Yeah. But did we kill everybody at the slab if we didn't kill my ex-wife? Is that going to count? Are we going to get the checkmark next to the sidequest? Yeah. I don't think we're literally going to have to kill everyone. Yeah. I think that's a pretty... The sidequest says that we are. Yeah. You're missing one.

37:12Oh, man. One of the slab people glitched through the floor. We have to keep running around until we... And well, look. Okay. As far as... Okay. I know that he wanted us to kill everyone in the slab, but what do we actually try to do here? Like, you know, disrupt what we're trying to do. Like, do they have like a machine, like an area where they're processing people? We just don't explode that, right? Yeah. Exactly. I don't actually think we should literally kill everyone in the slab. I was just thinking... Yeah, but what if there are some people that are in the prison that are there unjustly? I don't want to kill them. How will you be sure, though? Could we take a truth of Zonum and run him through? Oh, okay. His will do. Zonum, sure. Isn't that what we did already? Yeah. But it worked. We did this. But there's probably more prisoners being fined. There's probably new ones. There's probably more in there. There's probably more in there. There's a second Panopticon? No. I think there's more people in there, probably. There's a second. Okay. It's pretty simple. We'll just find a corpse, cut its hand off, put it on a big plate with a knife and a fork,

38:13put it in front of everyone, ask them to take a big bite. If they do take a big bite, they're a cannibal. Then we kill them. And then we go on to the next crime. Then we come up with a test for that. Yeah. What do you mean? Yeah. Is it really just mainly the cannibalism? Wait. So we're only concerned about cannibals. Well, yeah. Which... What other crimes would... Well... Like, parking... I don't give a fuck if we release tax evasion, guys. No, that's true. I mean, well, there's other crimes. There's other crimes. But cannibalism feels like such a light crime. What? Chuck can't imagine another crime besides cannibalism. That's it. No, another crime. I feel guilty. That's also funny. Yeah. Wait, so cannibalism... Cannibalism makes you laugh. No, they didn't kill the people. Oh, so... Wait, wait, wait. So they didn't kill the people. They just ate dead people already. These are just for people who ate people, but didn't kill them. Because that's different. So I don't want to flick them. Chuck, I don't... This is...

39:15This is crazy. This plan. You're all fucking turning against me. Yeah, I mean, listen. It's because you eat the music you listen to. What? All right. We'll figure something out. But I don't think we literally have to kill everyone with a slab. We just have to... Yeah. Break up, though. Whatever, whatever. Okay. Okay. Yeah, I think he's more of a targeted thing. I'll have to read the full quest text. They chose to be fascist. So if they die, they die. Yeah, I think that Kaurik's... I think he's gonna ask for the moon, you know? Yeah. So I think he'll be happy with what we do. Yeah, I think he was... He was pretty hot. He just released him from prison. Yeah. He's pretty hot. Yeah. He's pretty hot. I'm trying to pronounce the word. I can't say it. If it's only the act of killing someone and eating them that makes you chuck upset. No. The actual cannibalism. Because the other thing is... It's like, anthro, um, profagy or something. Oh, you like to see people. It's where you eat someone that's already dead, but you haven't killed them.

40:17So it's not the same as cannibalism. Okay, you're right. I must have confused people. Really? Yeah. Well, I didn't realize that was... There's a difference. You can get away with cannibalism if there's like a loophole. Yeah, if they're already dead. When they just already die, you can't kill them. Yeah, cannibalism is already dead. That's the second one. It is. Yeah, yeah. Cannibalism is just if you murder someone to eat them. I didn't know that. To kill someone to eat them. What if they give you a foot freely, but they're still alive? That's cannibalism in my opinion. That's like a thing that's kind of happened. Yeah. That's a sticky situation of consent. I'll get a cannibalist. A cannibal guy. I'm googling cannibalism. You guys are a really narrow version of what cannibalism is. Why do you want my location when I'm here? Yeah, I'm here. Yeah, I'm here. What is going on at this house? Well, regardless, I just don't want anyone that eats people. Okay. Yeah. Well, I don't know that that's what this is about. Is getting rid of those guys. I mean, we kept some of them in jail, didn't we?

41:18Yeah. We found a few. We could feel good about that. I just don't... I think that we should stay away from judging the prisoners and what's going on in there. Who might have said whether the person tastes good? Inevitably, we'll let someone loose who shouldn't have been let loose or vice versa. Okay. I think we should focus on fucking things up in a way that keeps them from their current deadlock. Yeah, I agree. I just thought of a business idea that could be really good, but maybe slightly unethical. What if we... In our world are in D&D. In D&D. In D&D. Okay. In D&D. What if we freed people from prisons, even if they were potentially problematic, so then if they created issues in nearby neighborhoods and towns, we could go there and offer our services to rid the town of the person. Like, release bandits. Yeah. And then claim our bounties over over again. Yeah, and then go. I think there's something to do. It's a living.

42:18Yeah, we could pay them to do it, right? I like it. Eventually, they're going to get their heads and the thumbs cut off, but that's a price I'm willing to pay. That's on them. They shouldn't be the bandits. We're just... Listen, we're freeing them and we're giving them a second chance. What they do with that second chance. If they decide to be bandits again, then we have to uphold... That's so fucked up. You know, the law and save people. That's so fucked up. True. I would like to put it in my notebook for potential business ideas to discuss. Literally. Now, are you discussing this as you walk back to... I think, yeah. Yeah. Where are you headed right now? What are you doing? The mall. The mall. Oh, yeah, because you got a shop. Is there a shop here? We got to go to David's Bridal. David's Bridal for date, nice looks. Yeah. Well, we need something to wear to the wedding just in case. Oh, yeah. There's a Tuxedo junction in the Bazaar. Oh. Oh. We got to go there. Yeah, we go. We do the whole help screen pickup outfit for his date.

43:19Yeah. Yeah. Okay. The Tuxedo and Volga on Emporium. Yeah. Okay. So, what's your family's vibe? Were they more like a frocke evening coat? I mean, they're... How do I say this? They're pretty fancy, but they're not actually, but they think they are. So, it's pretty fancy. What's the, like, puffy neck thing that comes out? Oh. What is that thing? The collar? The crazy collar? Yeah. I mean, me. That might be a little bit. This is a dinner. This is not the wedding proper, right? This is a celebration. I want to look at that. Yeah. I think, like, maybe the wedding is happening the next day or something. Okay. They're called Elizabethan collars. Oh. Now, I think they're going to, like, marry just right before that. Okay. So, this is, okay. So, this is, like, fancy fancy thing. Well. They're married. Okay. So, yeah. I mean, I think, pretty fancy, if you want to, you know... Did they call them Elizabethan collars? I can say durring. I just call it a collar. The tie-in? What do they say at the store? I want Elizabethan, because I looked it up and it just said Elizabethan collar was...

44:22Well, Jennifer just googled it. It's only dogs. And Larry doesn't only give you the dog. I like that. The dog. It is kind of the same. Okay. To be fair, it does also give me the dogs, but I would assume that it was a similar thing. But it was just, like, giving it a more prominent search since I look up dog shit on Google. I love collar. Oh, you thought it was... Yeah, I thought that it was... Yeah, Michael said rough. Or the attendant said rough, like, four times. Okay. Oh, my God. I want your biggest rough, Carl. Of course. Rough for you, sir. You should. Why'd you say like that? Well, you don't seem like the tie-in? You seem like you're a bit rough around the edges, baby. Like you're... To rough for all rough. To rough for all rough. You walked into that one. When the revolution comes, where are you going to be? What's your... Where do you live? Where do I live? Why would you need to know that, sir? Yeah, where are you going to be tomorrow? Don't worry about it.

45:22I live in the nice places. You wouldn't be around there. Oh, he's a bad guy. This is a bad guy. All right. Well, here's 85 gold. All right. So what should I wear? A trash bag? Um, bitch. Yeah, like a... A hemp and bag. Sack of some kind. A rope belt. A rope belt. Well, what should he wear to add point to screech? Oh, him. Oh, okay. Here we go. He's clearly a well-bred type that one. Look at his hair. What? I'm touching his teeth. I'm a rye. Well, I don't know. Fuck, move on. You're more of a marble pumpernickel. My dear. Oh, yeah. Well, you guys already have a nip nips for each other. That's cute. My little marble pumpernickel. That's too wordy. I don't like it. It's great. My little MP. My little pumpy. My pumpy. My pumpy. Don't come here, pumpy. Why? Don't come here, pumpy. You mean the pumpy, Danny?

46:22That's the pumpy. Stop it. Stop calling me your pumpy. Yeah. What should, what should I, what should I wear for the, for the evening? On you, I'd like an Elizabethan collar. For a dog. Would you put me in Elizabethan collar? Not really. Oh. Okay, so it's not the human thing. That's good. I did think it was gonna be that. Yeah, that's actually good. I'm like both offended and relieved at the same time. Yeah. Now this young lady here, the large one. Wow. Thank you. Yes. That's me. I am a normal sized lady for my ancestry background. No, would you be wearing this big bulky armor? Yes. Can we fit something maybe lacy so that the holes couldn't fit over the spikes? It's gonna have holes regardless of my holes. Mmm.

47:22Um. Mmm. Oh my god. I'm sure there's something we could do. Does anyone else work here? I hate you. Yeah. Maybe you can go to a different store. Yeah. Fuck you. Oh, the event already happened. We missed it. It feels like that. The episode of America's next top model where the plus size model goes. And they don't have any clothes for her. Yes. So sad. I'm the plus size model. And you're the plus size model because you want to take your armor out. That's simple. Yeah. That's true. I'm too soft without my shell. A good day to you then. I'm sure you didn't have the coin anyway. Oh, shut up. I'm burning this bitch down. We have so much coin. I'm burning this bitch down. Oh my god. I'm gonna put all my coins into a sock and be with it. Yes. Actually. Can I hold him down so that he has to face Screech while Screech beats him. I believe since the day of dog sausages, we've been aching to beat the fuck out of a shop owner.

48:22Michael, are there any other employees or plentiful seniors? All right. Close door. Oh, no. Flip over. Flip over. Lower the curtains. All right, dog. Can we also say that the Tuxedo and Baldwin Emporium is a chain. And this is not a small business owner. This is big company that we're beating right now. I will kill a small business owner of this bitch. But you're not wrong. The idea of like caping this hard for your as the regional manager to like Brooks Brothers or whatever. At the Tuxedo and Baldwin Emporium. All right, bud. Oh my god. We're gonna punch you now. What? Why would you do that? As you ruffians? Oh, he's like, he's kind of liking it. Do you like this? No. Can we sense his motive? You said it right. Leave it. I just want to do wrestling moves on him. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

49:22No, we don't try to kill him. And then we can steal. Can I see if he's ticklish? No, right. And if so, I would like to tickle him in a way that is cruel and unusual. Yeah. With this though with Rapma's toenail. Yes. I looked in my inventory. I haven't looked in my inventory for a long time. Okay. I got a necklace that can make him say, please, and thank you. Hold it down. Hold it down. Hold it down. Hold it down. Hold it down. Hold it down. Hold it down. Hold it down. Gotcha, bitch. He's like. Do not. Yeah, I put it on. I put it on. You can't get it off. It's on you for good. Hey, please take this off of me. Thank you. Oh, what do you like that? You would. I dropped him to the ground bodily. Boom. Now you're going to be nice. Nice to you. Maybe you should go to the dog pound and maybe they'd have closed for you there with dog

50:26clothes. Wow. Michael, he has to say, please, and thank you after every sentence. And thank you. Do you want me to punch you, give you a knuckle sandwich in your face? I want to smack it. I would like you to, please. I thank you. Shit. Okay. He wants it. I've also got. I've also got. This isn't working, but I've also got sneezing powder and horny powder in here. Okay. I still found it. It was good to have, I think. Yeah. It's about starting a ruckus. Yeah, I'm sorry. Okay. Everyone sneezing and horny at the same time. Let's dress them up in a really old lady dress. Yeah. And then steal some of these. Okay. Yeah. We each have to clearly have to get a rough. Yeah. Even if we don't wear it. I'm going to find the biggest rough in this bitch. Yeah. When you, after you buy a slam them, the back door creaks open from the force of it. And inside there, you see there's several mannequins with really cool looking formal wear on them. Oh, my God. Yeah.

51:26A lot of these would even fit us. That's insane. Why did you make these for such big bitches like us? They're also one that has an outfit that they're wearing over armor. Yeah. I mean, there's one that I like for all of us. Yeah. The spike holes. Specifically, he's got spike holes and is made for an old big unit. A big hole. A big hole. A big hole. Yeah. Why does this one have a zipper that's like circular? Yeah. About the size of a hockey puck. That's right. I suggest that we take this gentleman and let's blindfold him. Yep. Set him over here in the corner. Yep. And maybe make a waver. Is ears to be muffled as well? Is that a thing? Yeah. I pull my airwax out like Shrek. Yes. Yeah. Can I have it? How much damage is roughly 3000 gold in a long stretchy sock do? I mean, you can't really hear my conscious. It's going fast.

52:26Non-lethal sock damage. Yeah. Yeah. You could put them out pretty quick with that. Okay. All right. Does he have any gold in the cash register? Is there a safe in the back? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. You're right. Get the gold out of the cash register first. Let's make it really hurt. Yeah. Oh. You don't need to go. Give me. They're not putting it in your sock. What's it for then? This is why you don't have any money. There's about 50 gold in the cash register. And there is a safe and back. You don't have to do with this. And I look at rock. It seems like something you'd know how to deal with. Is that too presumptuous? Well, I'm so sorry. 219 pounds worth of gold if I did math right. I don't care. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, thank you. That's so much gold. No, the gold is really light in this world. Remember? Oh, okay. It's like stupidly light. You can have like 5,000 gold. Yeah. It weighs nothing. Okay. Never mind. Well, yeah, because you don't want more. My fucking quads are huge.

53:26Sorry, 100 pounds of gold all the time. Yeah. It's not pure. That's true. Mine was gone. Do you know how to crack a safe? It just seems like something you might know how to do. Yeah. Let me try. Wait. I'm not. Okay. What would this do? I have a Smiths tools. Tinkers tools. Right. Because like Screech could do locks. But for some reason, this thing seems more, I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong. Can I try it? Michael? What's that? To open the safe. A Smiths tool? Well. Steve's tools are half yours now. Bash it open, you suppose. That's like a forging hammer and stuff, right? So be probably similar to just bashing it. I was going to see if there's something that I could do with my artifice or stuff where maybe I could turn it into my thing. Maybe like a knock spell. Remember that spell? Who's with me? Oh, no. Yes. I know knock. That's a good spell. You could guess it. Oh, that's a good point, Michael. I will be taking that necklace back. Yeah. After we knock him out with the sock.

54:26We are totally, I think I did a spell on us to make us look like not ourselves, which would have maybe messed up. Deborah. Yeah. Reggie, that seems great. So. It melted off. Zabora probably has magic eyes too. She, she's seen me in a lot of seeming spells, if you know what I'm saying. So she, she can just tell it was you. I know you smell. Because I was getting stressed and like, oh, this guy saw us. Oh, I forgot to bring it up. Didn't those dwarves have an alarmingly similar accent to Deborah? They, well, you know, people have, maybe they're from the same place. The fact that our doors are French sometimes, I think that's really cool. I love that. Yeah. That's so cool. Yeah. They mix it into each other, I think. I've been watching Blow Deck, and there's a Frenchman on Blow Deck Mediterranean. It's a thing of like, you don't want to stereotype people, right? He's the most French-standing man. He literally, he was like, boating down with the girl and he goes, ooh, la, la. That's really. I was like, I cannot. It's like, they have the cameras, like, in the cabinets. This is just like, he just did it. Like, he didn't like, you know what I'm saying? It just came out of him. He could not help but say,

55:26ooh, la, la. Yeah. Wow. Crazy. So what I'm saying is my who your French accent is perfect. It sounds exactly like that. It's one of my favorite of your accents. Thanks, guys. I agree. I mean, it's the Ross, you know what I'm saying? It's so true. I thought about her to this. So you, we beat the guy. We took the necklace off of him. I'm assuming. Did you guys, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm assuming. Did you guys get the safe open while I was getting more risky? Oh, yeah. Yeah. What would you, do you want me to try and just, I thought I had something, but it has to be tiny. Is the safe a tiny object? It's not tiny. Okay. No. I cannot do anything, but I would, I can try to do anything. I will try to do anything. Well, don't break it. Oh. You have these tools. I do have teeth tools here. Yeah. I can try to, I have the tool for the right job. So I can try to do things. I don't know how tools even work. The fuck is the screwdriver? It's kind of like, there's two different ways to take it. You're, you're able to add your proficiency bonus to whatever you're doing.

56:27Xanathar's guide to everything also added lots of different things you can do with tools. But really, there's some people, me, you shouldn't be allowed to pick locks without a thieves tool. I can add double my proficiency bonus. What's your slide of hand? Not as good as his, but it's six, so 12. And our proficiency bonus is five now. So. Wait, do you add 10 to everything? Yeah, six plus 10. So 16. Holy shit. So I'd be, my proficiency is five and my slide of hand is 10. We're quite proficient together. Yeah. So yeah, you're, you think that requires tools. You get an automatic 10. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, shit. That's so cool. Yeah. No, you can, you can, you can use your tools. It's absolutely. Well, I think like her thing is, Artificery, she just has it. Like she. I have. Yeah. She has a, she doesn't need my tools. Yeah. She has a gizmo. Oh, my God. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

57:27I'm sorry for assuming. I've these tools, Tinker's tools, Smith's tools, Alchemist supplies. Stop trying to give your tool to my daughter in front of me. I rolled in bones. Yeah, like that. Like that. Like that. Like that. Like that. Oh, yeah. Let's try to see if it's unlocked first, I guess. Oh, yeah. Okay. I rolled a 16 plus 16, 32. That's good. That's awesome. Damn. Yeah. You, uh, you're like, you've definitely seen this kind of lock before and it is no challenge for you. She says what the sprocket? This is what Billy bone braids kept his porn in this type of lock. Oh. Really? Yeah. I killed him and then I stole it. Just joking. That's so funny. That's what I really talk about that. That's what happens when you're a bard. Bard makes you do really dark things. Yeah. Yeah. You're so, you're, you got better. Um, what's inside the, uh, there's, uh, there's, uh, 500 more gold in there.

58:28Oh, and what's that in the back? Put it in the sock. No. Keep beating them. Is there a necklace that's the shape, uh, a diamond in the shape of a heart and it's in the heart of, it's the heart of the ocean? No. There's a big boat though. Oh. But inside the boat is the diamond. Oh, is this even, this is the, even a, a frog that's twice as big. He was hiding it. Whoa. Michael, is there a frog that's twice as big in there? Twice as big. Yes. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It would fit you perfectly. Yeah. I mean to have feet out. Whoa. It's big. Are you trying it on right now? Yeah. Guys look. This works for me right? Oh. And it's tight as fuck around my neck. Look at the bulldog. I'm like a fat father or a New York policeman. I had a wedding. You got that big neck like Ed. You got me fucking. It's got me fucking. You got me fucking. It's got me fucking. You're like the neck and the shoulders and the head are all white and big.

59:28Yeah. My dad is not a thumb. But. You know, if you know Ed, you know, big Ed. Yeah, Chuck will big Ed on from time to time. Absolutely. Absolutely. See, I know big Ed's a really bad guy. But whenever I see him, sometimes I get sad. No, me too. I know what you guys are talking about. You guys are talking about. I think it's okay. Well, make fun of it. It's your big Ed. Big Ed. He sucks as a person. He's a very bad person. Yeah, he is. He is real bad. Big Ed. Anyways. Let's do the classic thing. What do we look like? I have a comically big rough. That's too tight on my neck. I'm sweating. But, you know, it's like a dainty lad. I got for some reason my shoes are like elf shoes. They spit around in the circle. They're real bells. Like, I don't know why they made them this big. But they're like, they don't fit. But like, they're fine. And then just like a black bullcaughted. Double it or whatever the fuck you call them.

1:00:30With one of those fun twirly belts of like satin and gold around. I look like a real fancy lad. Damn. Sleeve dress. Sleeve has cleavage. And you've like really never seen this before. And she's like kind of like uncomfortable. Where'd those come from? Well, they don't need to be out for normal situations. Did you go to the rescue center because you got some puppies in there? And it's like he's like, you're putting in the air. He's also just like kind of like enjoying the attention. And we don't need to talk about that. You're choosing to dress this way to go to your family's wedding. That all thinks you're dead. Yeah. I'm a grown-up now. Look at that. I'm not just some nerd. You sit to fascist. Wizard's cool. Sleeve turns around and there's a window in the back drawer. But crack also. We find out that Saline has a tram stamp that just has like fireball

1:01:34With like tribal fire going up It was a weird night. Okay, I remember getting this. That's so cool. Did I have it? Well good for you and good for them. It does I don't know. Okay, cuz like truly like I am going to my But I'm not like as myself. I think she goes herself. It would be funny You have to go as a prank. I don't know. I undecided. We could wear these masks Go eyes wide shut to the wedding Fucking crazy to the wedding We're here for the origin But like okay, what does one wear going to your family's wedding for an orgy? That's bad He's like what color do you wear like what color for dress like cuz you know I'm thinking you know like old old like, you know 17th 18th century the like square neckline It's tight Like huh? Well, there's a boat. That was a joke. That was a joke. Are you thinking like a Regency like a Jane Austen kind of shit?

1:02:41Yeah, maybe like slightly before I'm thinking more like French like so it's less like the dresses that the ladies were where when they had the big crazy Wait, but I'm not like Marie Antoinette style. Yes. Yes. Yes. Hell yeah, let's like low cut more heaving bosom It's pushed up like there's some severe undergarments going on Like when we met the Germany and I had about a dern dole and the old German ladies like you got a bad different bra You got a bra bra that really pushes them up. That's how it goes Yeah, but like what color does one wear to the wedding of your brother who of the family day You kind of like don't want to see but like you would check in. They're okay like color see a night like I wear black to the way We're ready Okay, from what I understand like wedding colors. You're technically not supposed to wear black red and white Well, what about an yield pass? I was just gonna say wear something bright-ass red

1:03:42I said where's the thing red like I'm I'm here to be a slut I'm the crimson crimson corazon. I am the crimson. Actually. No. Okay, actually it doesn't it'd be dark Where I it does need to be we go to the side it gives me powering the clearance. I'll that's actually just the cosplay section Yeah, like they look a full on actual like bat bat Michael Keaton's Batman. Yeah, and then crimson Gordon And I see the crimson quarters on it. I'm like oh my god. I have to wear it. I have to this is a spirited Halloween Yeah Why was like I so rude to us. This is lame Yes, Nika that is the very very Design went up the second you got knocked out with the sock. Yeah They already moved in like get the fog machines. So what are the other folks? What's what's work wearing? Yeah, what's work? We're in work is wearing okay, so in my head I went very I've been watching a lot of civil war thing so I went very Like that southern style like the big groupie dressers Yeah, I guess like a more modern Rikoko not the big like hair and everything, but still like the the low cut with the bosoms and

1:04:51Yes, the poofy sleeves, except she just has the spikes coming out of it So there's nothing like sexy about it The poof is the I love it. Yeah, and it's like bright pink I imagine it to be like the most girly coated thing ever and it's it's just bright pink with bright like Sashes and little flowers and everywhere and I want it to be in oh my god. What's the fabric? Oh Don't I can think about it. I can't felt. No Motherfucker told me to wear a sack That that was so that was so Oh, can I make it can I make a little update to my cuz I was looking at more dresses and just to clarify online again It's the like kind of square neck, but the sleeves are my are tight at the top into thinking the elbow and they rough out They're like ruffle there And it's again very tight in the torso and then big poof dress in the bottom Oh, and my shoes they had the the spinny elf thing and they're also healy's

1:05:54It's nice. I own two pairs of healy's and I can't ride either of them Yeah, I get so scared that's way more sad than like baby shoes never wore Nick bought me one and my mom bought me one in the same week That's did you or did you think about your life in your choices? Or you're like, hey, yeah, that bad ass I was I was pretty it was pretty pumped to have Turns out then like as shoes as just shoes like without the wheels. They're not comfortable. Oh weird All right, anything else for work. Uh forget if we cut you off. It was raw silk. I thought it was more But just oh I see yes. Oh, so you have to clean it in the freezer yet Know it yeah, I know I know what you're talking about and then what is screech wearing screech has got He's got it like it's kind of like a if you imagine like a tuxedo with coattails except that the coattails are Multiple multiple coming out of the back and then also from like the

1:06:54No, not like tentacles no more like plumes of elegant feathers They also come from the arms the waist around this thing is has got like kind of an elaborate Embroidered eagle and when you go to the back across the arms you see that the giant like I almost said Tom Hardy But I think I'm thinking at hearty Like eagle wings like just like yeah Yeah, absolutely like douchey. I love it. I imagine Oh my god, what's I just forgot his name Kevin is that the Sun that is with cute in righteous gemstone. Oh Kelvin Kelvin Kelvin. I imagine Like screech is wearing something a hundred percent kelvin. Yes, absolutely And one thousand percent we look great We didn't really do and this guy thought we weren't gonna look good in this stuff Hey, we're gonna blend in so well. Yeah, can I wake him up and make him look at us. Yeah, okay

1:07:57Good we look Go don't we look good um is he gonna lie to us Michael? Why are you getting died? Why are you reaching Michael? Do you don't need dice for this Michael? What are you doing stuff? Yeah, why are you doing I'm spitting the sock like thores hammer The dresses are like going everywhere. He's sitting it's so fast Did he go see you don't look that good? Uh, did you guys know inside? I'm gonna kill him roll inside He's lying. You're lying. Oh, I rolled so good. I rolled a 19 in my shits. Who knows what my shit is 29 Michael. Uh, he's lying. He is clearly smitten by your incredible fits. Oh, I slam the healy down on his chest and like Yeah, say that to my boot You ruffians get out of my store. He wants to lick that boot so bad Take everything we should be called the rough we should be called the ruffians and always wear ruffs. We should be there. Oh my god

1:08:59I fucking love this. Okay, let's go And I skate out, but that's prep prep predominately a cobblestone and and and dirt Not going great not going great He's like trying to not he's like clearly trying to not break his ankle I'm doing the family guy thing, you know, I got to get in one more here with the sock on my way out Michael Well, yeah, because because we don't we said our group new group name so we need him to forget it I also would like to punch him because he was very rude. It's so mean. Yeah, come on. Do you want to turn with the sock? Yeah Yeah, oh my god. Will you show me how to do it? Oh, I don't watch this Is it like that? Is it like like teaching you know how teaching a girl to do a sport and you put your arms around? Yeah Hit him in the kidney Yeah, that way it won't leave bruises, but they'll piss blood Yeah, show me how to not make a bruise All right, yep, you would pumpy figure this out. I can get out here. All right. Don't call me that

1:10:07I'm glad you can you knock him out and And you guys had out and I didn't feel like what we did was evil. That's so cool No, I like I suck so I mean, you know like yeah in a different world like We shouldn't go around beating up shop owners. I guess, but he was a huge asshole and obviously bigoted Yeah, and fuck him fuck him and the only thing that like we should feel bad is how Good it felt that part is a slippery soap. Oh, that felt so good. Yeah, slippery soap. That should be a phrase That's a slippery soap. What you fucking said to me you make it fun to me I'm trying not to fall over and break my ankles and you make it fun to me that I I said I'll wear the sound of like soap instead of slope No, I'm admiring you. Oh, okay, dad You hear a commotion up ahead guys. Oh, you're a commotion of ahead. There are several OT guards up a troll and they have stopped what appears to be a tiefling Pothacary who is

1:11:07Bringing some crates through the town You know with an oxen cart. They're overturning the crates and And you know one person's kind of like poking the tiefling and their t-von is obviously very scared They shouldn't be doing that because it's wrong, but also like throwing an alchemist shit on the ground could cause a big ass explosion In plus tieflings are evil What what what Why would you say this they come from devils? No People think you're evil. That's like what this is all what well no only half my race to see full That's crazy. I'm the fit. I we broke off. It's like there's like dark girl this It's actually fine. It's not that big a deal. Okay. All right. We'll talk. We're gonna have to dig into that one later Are you saying that lore that came up in the 70s by like His bad Maybe has some baggage. Yeah, so what we're doing is we're telling what the lore is and we're joking about it We don't actually agree. I don't we don't actually think so

1:12:08Um, here's the thing. Okay, so we're like watching this and I'm like what I mean do How many ot are there like two three? There's uh, there's four ot and you're gonna have to decide what you're gonna do She's next week Don't you do it Michael? Okay, well you love to do this to us next week Michael. Did you and you really Okay, I'm gonna say this right now Say we're gonna have to do a double episode sometime because you're gonna be gone. Where do we go? Michael, we're gonna need to do it Let's do it. It will be fine. Yeah, Nika's birthday's coming up any day now. Yeah That was so long ago. Yeah, I think she has the longest one. All your birthdays are like tomorrow It's so yeah, she's coming up on yeah, they're rapid fire. It always scares yeah Yeah, the three of you just like fight over who's first we should do it on Tim's birthday No, you guys need to come to my house and my birthday. Oh, I will I think I have your birthday in my calendar. I'm pretty sure. I'm like 90%

1:13:09I'm turning 40 so we are gonna do something. Yeah, it's a big one. Oh shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's a milestone Mile high milestones. Oh, wait, your birthday's in June. Not May. Yes. I was looking in May. That would be close But not not with those cool May birthday guys. Yeah, not the minute. Wow. Okay, rude What if I just come to your house on the ninth which is Tuesday and we record and then we'll celebrate your birthday all night and all day Yeah, the real Wednesday rager. Yeah, or Tuesday at 930 rager. That's what happens. Thank you for coming to my birthday every week and only on Tuesday Thank you everyone for the kind words. It's been fun streaming especially because we're a week ahead and you know We have vents at the helm of things and you know It's always fun when something is new to be like oh, this is fun You know, even if not much feels like it changed on our end for sure Thank you for sticking with us all of these years. It's gonna be what

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1:15:16You can find me on blue sky agenda for cheek and one thing i just wanted to call out Guys, ice is still extremely in minnesota right now and there are a lot of people that are having a hard time making rants of The world is bad. There's a million places you can give your money But if you're like i would like to help this there's a website standwithminnesota.com And it helps connect people with rent money So if you would like to donate that's a place you can do that. Yeah, because a lot of people aren't leaving their houses Yeah, because it's bad So just something i it's for sharing online. This is a good website that is If you're worried about giving them what's called again standwithminnesota.com. Oh yeah And we can put those up on socials too so that people can find them. Yeah Yeah, and if you remind me i might put it in the in the post there is another Fund that i follow that they have one for um Kansas Yes, that was the other one i was thinking about Kansas folks because if you are trans and you live in Kansas you cannot drive anymore. Oh, yeah

1:16:18So there is a group boots on the ground kc has a couple of organizations that they work with and i think that it is lgbtqks is the group um but they're working with folks to help get them help and such So um but we will we'll get the links hell yeah for folks and get that posted so you can help help others That's nice and you feel good about it. Yeah, yeah, I was just like you know I i i i didn't breed it earlier. I was like i'll do it now. Yeah, it's perfect Yeah, I mean, it's like a life hack and and these terrible times Laughing at stupid things is funny and then doing something nice is fun and makes both things make you feel good Yeah, making art is an act of rebellion and being kind is an act of rebellion and yeah, I came up with that You can mind me at Nika Howard and all of the things I do you can find me at the mic backman Didn't get your full of action and adventure in this episode of greenings adventures Then check out these other geekly ink shows like the deer internet show

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