But Wait, You’re not the Main Character

This week on Internet Friendsy, we’re calling out some truly delusional main-character energy in “but wait, you’re not the main character.” Four wild stories, each one more selfish than the last—can you spot the fake?

First up, OP ditches his girlfriend’s sister’s wedding to play poker with the boys. No notice, no excuse—just didn’t show. Is he the jerk, or is this one of those “you already know” situations?

Next, a guy who’s been habitually cheating on his wife forever says he feels trapped in the relationship but stays because… wait for it… he cares about her feelings. The audacity!

Then there’s the dad who gets mad at his girlfriend for being “selfish” because she won’t learn sign language—even though his daughter is hearing impaired. Make it make sense.

And finally, OP wants to announce her pregnancy at her cousin’s wedding reception. Oh, and the cousin has struggled with infertility. Of course, she doesn’t see the problem.

Every single one of these stories is dripping with entitlement. But one of them is fake—can you guess which? Leave a rating, follow us on socials, and let us know what you think!